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I wanna fuck Snoke's neck

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Use lube anon
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so this bad guy is Tilda Swinton from Dr Strange film?
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>>85526305
He's just an old white dude... Okay
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>>85526305
Does he need a voice box and microphone to talk?
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>>85526305
/ourguy/
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>>85526305
>A
>FUCKING
>PAJAMA
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>>85526305
>Neck literally looks like a trunk of old tree

B R A V O R I A N
R
A
V
O

J
J
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>>85526305
>white "people"
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I can't think in any way to save this new trilogy without the "rey is anakin and snoke is plagueis" theory
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>>85526305
Should've made him an alien of some sort.
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>>85526305
do we know for a FACT that this guy is going to lose though? maybe he wins in the end? I'm so excited to maybe find out what happens! will I? I don't know!
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HE'S A FUCKING WHITE MALE!
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>>85526305
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh nononononono


PFFFFTTTTTT HAHAHAHAHHA


LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>A WALKING FLESHLIGHT
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>>85526305
>the gold outfit
THE FUCKING LEAKS IS TRUE THE FUCKING LEAK IS TRUE HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS GOLD MEMBER OH MY FUCKING GOD IT IS ACTUALLY TRUE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>85526479
Jews really are crafty huh.
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>>85526305
>He was just some old fuck named Snoke all along

Should've made him Plagueis
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>>85526305
Wow, what an intimidating villain NOT
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>>85526305
finally a guy i can relate with in new star wars
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>>85526573
THE DARK SIDE IS FAST, FAST DON'T LIE
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>>85526503
>Rey gets double bladed lightsaber
>Rey is a Kenobi
>Rey and Kylo find out Snoke is the master of Jar Jar
>Rey and Kylo eventually sex uniting the families
>All Finn and Chewie scenes or Finn and Poe scenes are like a buddy-cop movie
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>the leaks were true
HE WILL LITERALLY DO IT FOR FREE AND ALLOW THE BOARD TO BE FULL OF SPAM AGAIN EVEN THOUGH THIS WILL BE WORSE THAN TFA
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>>85526305
According to the original TLJ sketch he's blonde. Which characters were blonde in orginal trilogy and prequels?
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>>85526305
Holy shit. Jar Jar facial reconstruction confirmed.
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>the final boss of nu-Star Wars is a white fucking male
How shocking...
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>>85526573
>there were PEOPLE who HONESTLY THOUGHT that this was just a cheap Chinese knockoff toy, and Snoke couldn't have looked that bad!


STAR WARS FANS STOP DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES
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>>85526703
Snoke is a new character you daft fuck. Stop it with this "OMG SNOKE IS LUKE FROM THE FUTURE" bullshit.
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>>85526703
>snoke is a skywalker
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>>85526703
Luke

Snoke is a clone of Luke.
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>>85526703
>>85526772
>SNOKE IS LUKE FROM THE FUTURE

OMG IS THIS TRUE?
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>>85526811
No
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>>85526703
He's Bigger Luke
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>>85526664
i read the leaks back when they happened but is there somewhere i can read them again?
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>>85526869
Jesus fucking christ
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>someone actually thought this was a good design for the main villain of the Star Wars sequel trilogy
>Disney actually signed off on this
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>>85526703
The Jedi youngling that called Anakin master before they were all slaughtered.
Or so Anakin thought.
That youngling grew up to become Snoke.
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>>85527120
find the leaks and read them
hes essentially a vampire like guy that can even switch bodies
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>>85526869
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>>85527120
It's fan fiction at this point
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>>85526573
I haven't been keeping up with my lego leaks this year what's the source
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>>85527120
>make star wars episode 7
>have a character that existed during the clone wars
>have him be unknown and let people wait 2 years to find out his true identity
>"Let's design him to have similar scars to Vader so fans can pretend it's Vader"
JJ is so fucking pathetic
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>>85527174
That's how I keep feeling about these new movies too, they just feel like a bad EU fanfic now to the point of copying the premise of each original film just with new OC donut steel characters.
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tell that to snoke's fucked neck
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>>85527153
This will only be interesting if he takes over Rey. If he takes control of Kylo the mary sue will just beat him and it will suck
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>>85526503
rey goes dark side
kylo goes light side
snoke is a red herring
luke is the real villain
screencap
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>>85527153
Lame, that's Sidious of the novels, also why he's still living in a fucked up body like that?
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>>85527255
>muh darth vader
Literally designed as a fucking second grade thug. Fuck off.
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Jon Snow?
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>Goldmember gets struck by lightning.
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>>85527312
Fuck would that be bad ass
Minus Luke villain
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>>85527264
It's pretty fucking terrible but I don't think it's nearly as bad as turning star wars into some kind of boring political drama slash farcical cartoon comedy slash poorly written melodramatic love story
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>>85527255
I kind of feel bad for Episode 8's director having to deal with JJ's shitty clusterfuck of a story and characters.
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>>85526543
Dude this is Disney you are talking about. The movie series will end with Rey being the most powerful person in the universe as she defeats Snoke and every person in the galaxy worships her
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>>85527363
no it's worse shill
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>>85527361
He's always had to wrestle with the duality of the Force.
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I love that designs made for Star Wars videogames are miles better than what Disney could come up with
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>>85526788
Luuke?
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>we need a guy who looks like palpatine to fit the role of palpatine
>ok how about this guy? he's basically palpatine except he's a bit fucked up on the side of his face
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>>85527397
you're right, they will milk it till the end of the end of the end
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>>85527422
>Bland focus group retellings
>worse than I HATE SAND
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>inb4 Snoke is just Luke pulling an "I'm secretly a nasty bastard" sheev routine.
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>>85527474
game(s)?
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>When the only thing that your diet consists of is sherbert
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>>85527312
>I'll finish what you started
>yfw he was talking about bringing balance to the force by killing Luke who went to the dark side
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>>85526869
What if there is a smaller Han Solo?
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>>85527474
Ironside?
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Neck game 100
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>>85527397
>>85527372
“I asked Rian Johnson about Snoke—Who/what is he?—and Rian was fairly up front in saying that Snoke is not a character he particularly gets into in TLJ. Hmmm.”
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>>85527585
POTTERY
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>>85527583
Oh god his winky is going to be a lightsaber isn't it?
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>>85527567
main villains of Jedi Knight 1 & 2
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>>85526869
I've seen some autism before but holy shot this is on a whole other level
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>>85527583
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>>85527529
yes exactly. McGregor and McDiarmid by themselves are better than that shit
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If we "fix" Snoke's scarring, does that give us any hints to his identity?
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>>85527474
Bald guy looks like Mark Proksch.
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>>85527730
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>>85526446
>need to make everything /pol/
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>>85527730
is there anything bill nighy can't do lads
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>>85527730
>>85527757
holy shit
He would actually make a pretty cool sith lord
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he actually does look great - plus, consider he is 7 feet tall

you manlets are just jelly
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>>85527690
>>85527690
Jerec isn't in either
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>>85527730
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>>85527730
Now put his face into that app that makes people look younger
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>>85527828
t. Snoke
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>>85527757
>>85527788
>"HELLO LUKE, ALL THESE YEARS YOU HAVE ABANDONED YOUR FRIENDS DUE TO YOUR COWARDICE AND NOW YOU HAVE A CHOICE TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN, BUT IN RETURN YOU MUST KILL REY BECAUSE SHE HOLDS WAY TOO MUCH POWER AND HER CONTINUING TO LIVE WILL CAUSE WILL RESULT IN DISASTROUS EFFECTS. SACRIFICE HER AND BRING BALANCE TO THE GALAXY."
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>>85527312
This is most likely what will happen.
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>>85527834
Jerec is in Jedi Knight...

Dark Forces final boss is some suped up trooper guy, Jedi Knight is Jerec trying to steal force souls, Jedi Knight 2 is Desaan also wanting to steal force souls and fuck up the Jedi for being mean to him
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>>85526305
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>WATCHING STAR WARS

>IN 2017
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>>85526305
he reminds me of jigsaw
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>>85527902
DEAR GOD
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>>85528121
yeah

>>85527730
>>85527757

wouldn't be shocked if he's the actual actor. seems like the Disney way.

>HEY DIS GUY WUZ SUPER GOOD AS A VILLAIN B4
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>>85528145
>when Kylo calls you Master
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>>85527850
Yeb?
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>>85527138
>>85528145
WHOA
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>>85526305
I loved him in Hiroshima
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>>85528032
in my opion the most probable plot is that luke revels himself to be rey's father, and say that the old jedi ways are wrong so he teaches her a new way... in the end she finds out that her mother was snoke's sith agent (last part is me wishing for it to be true, but still think it is probable)
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>>85528217
>Anakin actually spared the younglings and made them his secret sith disciples to help him overthrow Palpatine
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>>85528114
Based R Spacing poster
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>>85527312
That would save these movies but Disney would never let Rey go to the Dark Side
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>>85526401
Disneyverse confirmed?
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>>85528319
You mean Kathleen Kennedy
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>>85528217
holy shit

>kid turned evil after being fucked up and deformed by a jedi
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>>85527902
That app is kill now.
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Are people on this thread actually speculating after the leak being confirmed time and time again?
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>>85526305
>I'm peeeeeling
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>>85526305
oh fuck yetta is still alive
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>>85528361
>tfw Spielberg will never put her chain back on and stop her from ruining movies
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>>85528190
You're right about the disney way, but you should know that Snoke is played by Andy Serkis.
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>>85527490
Luuuke.
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>Tips from a Former Snoker
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>>85528202
jesus fucking christ
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>>85528793
Is ugliness a cause or a result of feminism? Do women resort to feminism when they realize they are ugly and not wanted by men for the basic attributes of beauty and sexuality? Or do they decide to become feminist first and then turn ugly as a result of not wanting to look appealing to men because they consider that to be sexist?
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>>85528848
yeah figures
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>>85526503
>plagueis
lol, dumb eu poster
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>>85528587
Most of the leaks out were not confirmed in the slightest. Stop being gullible.
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>>85528145
I solved the mistery
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>>85528962
The one leak that talked about the whole of episode 8 and part of 9 talked about the Laura Dern character in detail, which was presented only after said leaks.
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>>85529030
That's not much.
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>>85529083
*I meant to say it wasn't much
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>>85529083
Well, I guess only time will tell.
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>>85528939
I've seen it work both ways. Some beautiful women get tricked into becoming feminists and they become ugly, and some ugly women become feminists as an excuse for why nobody likes them.
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>>85527334
That's a lot air brushing they did there to his face in that photo.
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>>85529030
None of that was confirmed
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>>85529194
Wrong board
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>>85526703
>blonde
>still bald in the sketch
What did they mean by this?
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>>85528217
confirmed
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>>85529259
Well really the guy I replied to is on the wrong board, I'm just answering his question.
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>>85528863
Don't make me chuckle, that commercial is depressing as fuck.
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can't be unseen
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>>85526305
Shouldn't Snoke have Sith eyes? Why are they blue?
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>>85529213
Laura Dern character was confirmed already. Watch the last behind the scenes trailer.
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>>85529399
But that isn't much...
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>>85529385
Maybe he's not even a force user.
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>>85527474
These two characters look like dogshit my friend.
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>>85529385
That would imply that he's a Sith Lord. Nobody said he was.
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>>85526573
Lego is never wrong when it comes to Star Wars
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>>85529440
It's more confirmed than future Luke or any other wishful thinking you nerds come up with
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>>85526703
Inb4 snoke is a seemingly failed clone of Sheev
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>>85529448
>>85529453

He's established as a dark side master who's training Kylo Ren. Did you fucks even watch Episode 7?
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>>85529567
I watched the superior movie Rogue One more than once unlike TFA.
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>>85529567
Not everything versed in the dark side is a Sith, memelord.
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>>85529491
Yeah, none of that was me faggot.
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>>85529611
Rogue One sucked, stop with this meme.
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>>85529633
You're still someone in denial at the sight of your bazinga fantasy franchise being ruined canonically.
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>>85527585
"gasp!"
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>>85529693
Quite a lot of projection you got there.
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>>85529676
TFA sucked, fuck off.
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>>85529722
Read a dictionary.
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>>85526738
Star Wars fans are the biggest cucks ever
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>>85529750
>if a movie sucks, the other can't
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snoke is a hybrid clone of anakin + palpatine dna created by palpatine shortly after the events of episode 1 as a backup in case anakin died or refused to do his eventual bidding. the child was around 10 years old around the time of the jedi purge and the emperor, having no further use for him as anakin was already on the way to becoming vader at this point, ordered him to slay the younglings in training, of which the child was included. things didn't go according to plan however. anakin spared him, sensing great potential in the child and shuttled him out of the city, thinking that he would be safe from the grasp of the dark side. in hiding he grew, watched and waited for the empire to fall so he could begin his reign
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A FUCKING SLOTH.
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>>85529867
I still like Rogue One regardless.
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>>85529873
Nah
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>>85529968
You're entitled to your opinion.
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>>85529198
These leaked photos are not photoshopped actually.
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>>85529968
>>85529567
I like both and theres nothing this board can do to stop me
>haha fuckers I win
>Time to kiss my sister
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>>85529873
>same eyes
>same nose
>same ear (note the lobe droops with age)
>same philtrum
>same headshape
>same lip shape
>blonde like the concept art
holy shit is this for real? is the villain really a dead youngling?
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>>85530077
stupid banana lego helm thing
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>>85529676
Perhaps but it still was superior to TFA.
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>>85527730
That's straight up stephen merchant.
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>>85528202
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>>85526305
Is that Maggie Smith? That looks exactly like they used Maggie Smith as a base, look at the eyes. Can't take him seriously, literally looks like a grandma.
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Anyone wanna talk about Snokes Praetorian Guards? /toy/ doesn't like them but I thihnk they're awesome; and if their blades can stop sabers that'll make them much better than the Royal gaurds we say in the OG since it's been confirmed they will have a fight scene.
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>>85526503
Only the Yuuzhan vong can save this shit
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>>85526869

Similar to "Mike is future Walt"
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>>85530271
>tfw the most disliked plots in the EU is significantly better than what Disney is doing
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>>85528145

NOW ENHANCE
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>>85526543
If he wins it only be done to set up more sequels
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>>85526664
Which leaks?
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>>85529293
I would
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>>85530246
Kind of cool but the arms look like they can't even move them and just have to stay stiff. I like that they're bringing back some form of Crimson Guards, though.

Honestly kind of wish they bad just taken the old ones, sleeked up their neck/helmet/armor, and brought in the Crimson Empire stuff. There's something really much cooler about them having those long, ceremonial looking cloaks then just throwing them over their shoulders to reveal full armor and weapons. I like that more than them just looking battle ready like that.
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>>85526305
>tfw when snoke will likely have no characterization or back story revelaed in this movie

So did they actually have an outlined plot for this trilogy? Or are they just writing and making things up as they go along?
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>>85528863
>Former Snoker
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>>85526305
>big bad is a shrivelled bald guy
10/10 bravo disney
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>>85529030

post these supposed leaks ffs
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>>85530644
That pic is of the toy that's why the arms look stiff, on Instagram the guards look to have decent range
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>>85530271
Snoke looks like an uninspired vong.

tfw there will never be a good villain like Nom Anor in the movies
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>>85529385
He keeps his emotions in check like dooku
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>>85530246
Guard of Sheev + Giant robot from Thor
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>>85528863
>after listening to my mixtape
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>>85530992
Kek eu Leia stayed away from the spice and got a treadmill installed on the falcon
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>>85529293
Can't serve in the republic military
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>>85526305
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>>85526446
(((hollywood)))
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>>85526305
>film in London
>cast acid-attack victim as your villain

bravo JJ
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>>85531245
>Doesn't know that holotweeting is not the same as directing the official implementation of military policy
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can someone post or post a link t the leaks ?
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>>85530652
well since they're copying the OT so much you can assume Snoke will reveal he's someone's grandpa
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>>85530168
No it isn't.
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>>85531501
Not for much longer he isn't
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>>85530992
The Vong were the dumbest characters in the entire EU.
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>>85528863
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>>85526305
>when you realise this is the guy that's been grooming Kylo ever since he was born

He's a hideous pimp, good job Lucasfilm
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>>85529293
>looks like 9 out of every 10 trannies on social media
>>
>>85526305
>give me the most talented concept artist you can find, this new bad guy is going to rival darth vader in iconicity
>"uhh I'm sorry sir, syd mead is busy"
>okay just give me a korean hopped up on adderall and download a trial copy of zbrush for him
>>
Jigsaw has seen better days.
>>
>>85530992
>People complain about force trees and penguins
>this was canon.
>>
>>85532012
>EU
>canon
oh anon, you so silly
>>
>>85530992
Who's the chick with the lightsaber?
She's gorgeous.
>>
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He looks like the shitty Shin Megami Tensei: IV version of Lucifer.
>>
>>85532217
That's Jaina Solo and a drawing at that.
>>
>>85532291
So instead of a cutie daughter we get a whiny faggot like Kylo Ren instead from Disney?
>>
>>85530229
a sith lord alright
>>
>>85532106
I said WAS you illiterate faggot and before the buyout, it was canon.

Learn to read fuckhead.
>>
>>85532335
Yea Han didn't want to fuck Leia anymore because she got fat and had a spice addiction. Oh well what could have been
>>
>>85530992


the expanded universe is dead -.-
>>
>>85528939
Don't try to rationalize, feminism is a mental disorder and also a gimmick to further their career and get away with practically everything. Amy Pascal used that meme after being fired by Sony for her multiple failed films.
>>
>>85527138
I want it to be this.
>>
>>85532353
Woah just uh, take it easy
>>
>>85526305
I LOVE GOOOOLLLLLLD
>>
Han Solo didn't die. Boba fett saved him.
>>
So none of you fag lords have the full set of leaked pics

Pathetic.
>>
>>85532462
This isn't /pol/.
>>
THE
VILLAIN
IN
THIS
MOVIE
IS
LITERALLY
A
BLUE
EYED
WHITE
MAN
>>
>>85532353
>Being this mad
oh anon, you so silly
>>
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>>85529968
>>
>>85526869
He's a big guy
>>
Did anyone else think at first that the giant Snoke hologram WAS Snoke, and the new bad guy was a straight up space giant?
>>
>>85532702
Yeah. It's mainstream.
>>
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>>85527312
>>85527585

It would be KINO if this happened. Mark Hamill always wanted Luke to turn evil in RotJ, maybe they'll grant him that wish like they did for Ford.
>>
>>85533379
he's actually a space manlet and that's gonna be the big reveal
>>
>>85533300
For Luuuuke
>>
>>85526305
I thought he was an alien.
>>
>>85532849
dat booty
>>
>>85532843
I'm mad that you can't read. Faggot.
>>
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>>85533516
Maybe he is? I mean this is an alien in Star Wars.
>>
>>85533557
Angry you are, not mad.
I don't think you are crazy, anon.
Not him BTW
>>
>>85533392
What? Get out already. Nobody gives a shit about your sperging out over feminism.
>>
>>85533379

That Ewok movie had a giant as a bad guy.
>>
>>85528217
It fits.
>>
>>85533557
>Still replying
Oh anon, you so silly
>>
>>85526446
>>85531279

Bald white men are always villains, but at least they are still allowed to be protagonists at the same time sometimes.
>>
>>85533613
>mad is different than angry
>>
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>>85528217

>mfw this actually fucking happens
>>
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>>85533847
This is the easiest way to detect burgers.

You may as well say pants are different from undergarments.
>>
>>85533925
>what is a synonym
>>
>>85534036
>Americans don't learn about synonyms in school
>>
>>85533847
Mad means crazy and angry means irate.
>>
>>85534189
Buddy, I just told you that angry and mad are synonyms...
>>
>>85533847
Mad as in mad as a hatter
He wasn't angry he was insane bonkers crazy
Mad and angry are not synonymous you fucks
>>
>>85534314
Mad has multiple meanings retard.
>>
>>85534322
They aren't synonyms you fucking fuck
>>
>>85534355
Mad as in temper, is synonymous with angry as in upset.

Is English not your first language? You have trouble with synonyms?
>>
>>85534368
No it doesn't faggot
>>
>>85533557
>>85533613
>>85533847
>>85533925
>>85534036
>>85534189
>>85534314
>>85534322
>>85534355
>>85534368
>>85534406
>>85534423
>>85534437
>Derailing the entire thread over grammar
Oh anon, you so silly
>>
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>>85526305
HE'S AN OLD WHITE GUY
OLD WHITE GUY
GET IT EVERYONE????????
>fuck white people
>>
>>85527730
he has testicles under his nose
>>
>>85534494
doesn't everyone? that's where they're supposed to be, r-right?
>>
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>>85534406
>>85534437
Yes, they are.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mad
>>
>>85532756
THE
SJW
IN
THIS
THREAD
IS
LITERALLY
THIS
FAGGOT
>>
>>85534406
>>85534437
Yes, they are.
Yes it does.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mad

You kids can't do English.
>>
>>85529030
>>85530755

For real post the leaks
>>
>>85532756
>THE
>VILLAIN
>IN
>THIS
>MOVIE
>IS
>LITERALLY
>A
>BLUE
>EYED
>WHITE
>MAN

Funny because it's true.
>>
>>85534580
>merriam webster
>a site that is working on making itself obsolete
might as well just say whatever you want and not link or quote anything, that's their point anyway, anything goes
>>
>>85534451
On fast boards, derailing is the only way to keep threads active.
>>
>>85527755
darth k-strass
>>
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>>85527474
Dinosaur Jedi don't have the best reputation ever since Geonosis
>>
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>>85527490
>>85528860
>>
>>85534855
Are you really debating the Merriam Webster dictionary you fucking clod? Face it, you were wrong.
>>
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>>85535033
>the best Star Wars story isn't even canon anymore
>>
>>85526305
I'm not having a go, Steve.
>>
>>85526703
>all blondes are Skywalkers
>all jewfus are Organas
>all niggers als Windus or Calrissians
You want to know why SW nerds get such a bad rep? Because of retarded lines of thinking like that. Bonus points for
>all Hutts are crime lords
>all Corellians are pilots
>all Biths play in cantina bands
>>
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>>85535372
but they all are

George had autism
>>
>>85527730
Looks like Anakin to be honest
>>
>>85533460
Gen Xers would lose their shit.

Muh Luke is a good guy!!!
>>
>gold robe

Aint this consistent with that Casino World leak?
>>
>>85535227
play a record.
>>
>>85535222
Lego Star Wars was never canon.
>>
Manchildren
>>
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>>85533923
>So, Luke, no... MOORSTAH SKYWOLKA, WHAT ARE WE GOIN TO DO?
>>
>>85528943
All the live action movies are cannon faggot. Watch Episode 3
>>
>>85536191
>All the live action movies are cannon faggot
Exactly. OT, R1, Episode 7. All canon.

Retarded cartoons from the aughts to sell toys and CGI aren't.
>>
>>85536346
Yes, the CGI Clone Wars show is indeed canon. We go over this constantly...
>>
looks like rich evans
>>
>>85536191
>prequels
>live-action
pick one. I'm pretty sure the prequels were a 2-hour CGI cartoon
>>
>>85535216
I wasn't even part of the discussion, but regardless, by "synonyms" we clearly mean "mean the same thing" in this instance, not "almost mean the same thing", which is another meaning of the word "synonym", the one used in a dictionary listing synonyms

you're right that that dictionary lists them as "synonyms", but you're not right that the words mean the same thing, any more than "livid" and "rankled" mean the same thing
>>
>>85537102
Mad and angry are synonymous when using the term of mad that means angry, fuck off, this is semantics now. Mad as in anger means the same as angry as ill-tempered.
>>
>>85537102
>you're right that that dictionary lists them as "synonyms", but you're not right that the words mean the same thing
That's literally what a synonym is you retarded shitheel. This board has a collective IQ of 10.
>>
>>85537102
>I wasn't even part of the discussion, but regardless, by "synonyms" we clearly mean "mean the same thing" in this instance, not "almost mean the same thing", which is another meaning of the word "synonym", the one used in a dictionary listing synonyms
Are you baiting me right now?
>>
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>>85536704
Hey there's Canon and there's Canon. PT and all that goofy shit is fairweather canon that is mostly disregarded entirely. We will never hear anything about midichlorians again. We will never see the sterile cgi PT aesthetic again and most of the dogshit lore and (((worldbuilding))) will be plucked from just like the rest of the eh canon cartoon schlock.
>>
>>85537334
>>85537102
They mean the same thing, but they're not the same word. You're thinking of a homophone.
>>
>>85536857
http://www.slashfilm.com/star-wars-prequels-miniatures/

That all cgi meme needs to die.
>>
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>>85537379
I don't think you know what canon means. Pic related is the official timeline.
>>
>>85537386
Holy shit...do you know what a synonym is? Nobody said they are the same word.

Shut the fuck up.
>>
>>85537303
>Mad and angry are synonymous when using the term of mad that means angry
which is clearly not what the guy changing the word meant by changing it, or what do you think?

>fuck off, this is semantics now
oh now it is

>>85537334
>That's literally what a synonym is you retarded shitheel.
it is but it sometimes isn't because people use the word differently. otherwise we would constantly go around correcting the majority of laymen using the term, because nobody really cares if two words who sort of mean the same thing are "synonyms" or not, because it doesn't tell you that much, what matters is if they mean the same thing.

>>85537376
Are you stupid right now?

if you bother to check a few different dictionaries they will mention the different meanings of "synonym".
>>
>>85537521
No, but you were implying it.
>>
>>85537870
was he?
>>
>>85537753
>this next-level autism
You all need school...
>>
>>85538042
because it's a longer post or because you disagree?
>>
>>85538029
He was at least inferring it.
>>
>>85537482
Idk, I think that guy is right. The prequels may still be canon but Disney is making sure we don't hear from Jar Jar and the midichlorians and anything fans complained about, ever again. Almost like they are trying to make them non canon. They are still canon but in a "we don't talk about that" kind of way.
>>
>>85538114
In that it's mostly wrong or semantic bullshit.
>>
>>85538118
nah
>>
>>85538163
Sure, that doesn't make them non-canon though, as you said.
>>
>>85538201
yah
>>
>>85528217
POTTERY
>>
>>85538191
what's so hard about looking up a few dictionaries and/or using your brain?

an example
https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/synonym
>A word or phrase that means exactly or nearly the same as another word or phrase in the same language

exactly or nearly the same. so for example, when someone says "angry and mad aren't synonyms" he clearly means "not exactly the same".
>>
>>85538436
>He uses dictionaries
Thesauruses are superior in every way.
>>
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>>85538436
>exactly or nearly the same. so for example, when someone says "angry and mad aren't synonyms" he clearly means "not exactly the same"
Yet then you posted the dictionary definition of synonymous.

Are you pretending to be retarded here?
>>
Fucking shut up. Damn. Watchin hentai here man. God.
I swear. Just shut up and fuck or something. Jesus. Out of control man. Jeez.
>>
>>85538517
>Yet then you posted the dictionary definition of synonymous.
no I posted the oxford dictionary definition of synonym, the noun. what are you trying to say?
>>
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>>85527312
>Luke villain

Never going to happen. Mark Hamill won't allow that shit
>>
Mad and angry are synonyms, but to each other.
>>
>>85538632
>I didn't post a dictionary definition
>I posted the Oxford dictionary
Oh jeez. I'm done here, this is a level of autism I can't even handle.
>>
>>85538696
On the one hand, it's just hacky and faniction-tier enough to happen. On the other hand, it gets in the way of the merch.
>>
>>85538696
Hamill wanted to do an evil clone storyline. He probably wouldn't want Luke to turn into a villain, but he wouldn't mind Luuke being a villain.
>>
>>85538436
>exactly or nearly the same. so for example, when someone says "angry and mad aren't synonyms" he clearly means "not exactly the same".
Right...but that's wrong.
>>
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>>85533923
would be fucking glorious tbqh
>>
>>85529578
Bottom right looks like Charlie Sheen
>>
>>85538734
synonym and synonymous are different words, but let's just say I said "YES, I DID THAT", now what the fuck are you trying to get across?

>>85538809
>the dictionary is wrong
what can I say, I can only do so much
>>
>>85529968
>liking any NUWars movies
Shit taste confirmed.
>>
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>>85537102
>you're right that that dictionary lists them as "synonyms", but you're not right that the words mean the same thing
>>
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>>85538910
>synonym and synonymous are different words
>>
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>>85528099
Don't forget that the Valley of the Jedi was created by Darth Big Guy himself. Kyle freed all the souls there, including the Siths'. Just cause he's a nice guy. Rogue One should've been the start of Dark Forces KINO, but Didney decided to pick it apart and sprinkle it across their new canon instead.
>Jyn Erso = Jan Ors
>Dark Trooper Project in Rebels
>Kanan has gotten a lot of Kyle's elements, even down to piloting the same model of ship as The Moldy Crow.
>Current status of VotJ is unknown
>Instead of interesting Inquisitors like Jerec we get helicopter wannabe dark jedi.
>>
>>85527334
Snape
>>
>>85538910
>the dictionary was wrong.
Bud I have no clue what sort of mental block you have but you clearly didn't read the dictionary at all...
>>
>>85528277
>lucky 7's
If that does end up happening the only way I'll accept it is if her mother was Mara Jade. I'm sure I'm not the only one sick of these 'original' characters, we need more stuff brought in from the old EU. And not the meme shit like Luuke or the Vong. And NOT shitty facsimiles of existing characters disguised as 'New' and 'Original'. Jyn Erso
>>
>>85538931
>I'll just quote this part without the explanation, lmao it sounds so dumb when I read it to myself
amazing

>>85538976
how do I know what exactly the person has in mind writing such a vague post, could be a confusion of details

>>85539065
what does "exactly or nearly the same" really mean then, if it's not literal?
>>
>>85528202
>after Rey redeems him and he becomes a force ghost
>>
>>85529293
Which Fanning is this?
>>
>>85539249
>he's still this bootyblasted that he's called out as a retard.
>>
>>85539320
don't think that was me
>>
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>>85529968
Jan is better than Jyn
>>
>>85528939
>your face when Feminism is the dark side of the force
>>
>>85539541
>not canon
>>
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