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COME WITH ME AND TA KE THIS CITY

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Xth FOR THE TRUE KING

why does davos just keep saying the same lines or nothing at all?

what's your favorite /got/ theory that turned out to be false?

>>85525424
R + L = D

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>>85525396
>GIVE YOUR UNCLE A KISS

Nailed it!

>>85525418
Dabid stopped developing his character after season two.

>>85525396
FOLLOW MEEEEE SET ME FREEEEE TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THIS CITY

>>85525467
>get new script
>"but D&D, this is the same script from last episode"

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It Is Our Holy Duty To Guard Against The Foreign Hordes

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>>85525340
IS it true that the leaks say Jon snow will try to capture a whitewalker to prove to dany that they exist and when it is done all the lords except for cersei will join the war against them except for cersei who will see them as a valuable tool ... or have i been bamboozled?

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>>85525412
So, out of 10, ep2?

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Who's your favorite character in the show? For me it's Euron Greyjoy: Intelligent, chauvinistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>85525508
>long hair lena 10/10(for her age)
>short hair lena 3/10

short hair is fucking shit

You get to bestow the Lord's Kiss on any GoT character, who do you pick?

Hard mode: not Stannis

>>85525575
Darkstar

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/got/ threads are going to fast for me to read all but I can say that Euron has become my favorite character of GoT.

>>85525535
>Eurtarion
>being the badman

he's nothing more than a trashman, cleaning up the mistakes of the davids

>>85525535
6/10

>>85525575
Jaqen H'ghar

>>85525575
depends. can I lord kiss her anus?

>>85525340
Does anyone else enjoy covertly delivering all the spoilers to the normies?
Most of my workmates think I'm Nostradamus with all my "predictions"

>>85525575
Karl Tanner

>>85525711
how do you do it? share a story with us

>>85525535
Victeurion isn't a bad guy

>>85525736
>"in the next episode they will make the most illogical decision yet"
>"oh my god you were right"

>>85525575
Samwell Tarly, Lord of Hornhill, Overlord of the Reach, Warden of the South.

P.S. Dickon and Randyl Tarly die, leaving Sam with the choice of staying a maester or being heir to Hornhill after the Long Night is over.

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How would you lads feel if Stannis came back but instead replaced the role of Lady Stoneheart as undead leader of the brotherhood without banners?

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Who else is on /Qyburn/ train here?

>>85525800
He's got a cute sister. She'll end up marrying Jon.

>>85525808
>brotherhood without banners
Do they even exist?

>You are now aware that everything in GoT tries to have pottery and rhymes.
>GoT started with a baratheon killing the mad royalists.
>Gendry is still around.

Gendry sits on the iron throne at the end. Get hype, screenshot this post. I'd stay Stannis is still alive but DnD fucking hate him.

>>85525575
Eddard
>What the fuck are you kids doing
>Jesus christ Sansa I didn't raise you to be like this
>I wish I was at home, fucking Cat

>>85525826
Meera's for Jon, fuck off

>>85525711
I have made a few "predictions" to my co-worker, he's really into the show (lmao) but somehow has no idea about the leaks.
I said I was pretty sure Euron would get the sneks, and that Arya would kill more Freys this year already.

>>85525808
well theres no stat penalty to resurrection in the d&d universe so sure

>>85525808
I would prefer that over nostonheart+nostannis

>>85525800
>being heir to Hornhill
Both brothers and maesters give up their claims to lordship

>>85525827
are you even watching the show? jesus

>>85525829
>pottery and rhymes.
This is D&D's writing in a nutshell

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C O C K B O A T
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>>85525575
the night king

>>85525844
Meera is for Bran

>>85525816

Who even is he? He sure as shit isn't some random nobody. Lost bastard?

>>85525858
where are they? I have never seen one scene about them

>>85525856
Bastards and Brothers can't inherit titles yet look where Jon Snow is now.

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>>85525808

>>85525834
>Eddard
poor guy

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>>85525575

>>85525854
its the only way i see possible. memeing aside keeping him relevant would otherwise be really awkward
>>85525848
the only issue with it is the beheading thing

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>>85525396
>>85525412

>>85525871
How big is Eurons cock btw?

asking for a friend

>>85525816
feels like he leads the most fulfilling life. would be nice to just see what little projects he's working on.

>>85525893
This is the kind of person D&D are writing the show for.
Now it all makes sense

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cast him

>>85525946
don't be a bookfag, no one likes bookfags here

>>85525937
bout tree fiddy

>>85525956
grand archmaester of the citadel

>>85525956

The fat man in pentos. Looks like he had the money for cosmetics in GoT.

>>85525956
varys

>>85525736
I've a few ways of doing it.
The first is to jokingly say that some dumb shit will happen, then slip a spoiler in the middle. I've been telling them Arya will stab Littlefinger for the past month now as a "fake" spoiler, and I told a Jonfag that was catching up that Jon would get stabbed next episode every time they said where they were. This was pre S5, incidentally.
The second is to predict a certain thing will happen next episode when you know full well it will happen in a later one. That way you get to claim you saw it coming while throwing them off the scent.
Third is the most fun, where you have to come up with the most convoluted and retarded rationales for why a particularly dumb prediction will come true. It's especially fun when they pretend that it made sense all along in hindsight after it comes to pass.
Lastly I go with the old "wouldn't it be cool if they did X?"

>>85525956
Jon Snow

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Good thread

>>85525956
azor ahai

>>85525979
lmao, fuck off m8
/got/ is a bookfag thread, no showplebs allowed

>>85525956
God-Emperor of Yi TI

It's pretty much established that we root for Euron now, right?

>>85525412
lord stoneheart when

>>85525937
>Balon
4 inches

>Euron
proud 7

>Victarion
micropenis

>Aeron
too long to measure

>>85525956
The call that saved the seven kingdoms

>You are now aware that all the best actors are dead and the show is full of blank expression hacks.

Fuck Alfie Allen looked a god of acting simply because he showed some emotion.

>>85525396
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

>>85526072
We will always root for the character killers, because all the ones alive are boring as shit, and the ones we like are absent from the main plot, like The Hound. So its cool to root for memEuron, he should kill everyone.

>>85525396
>>85525412

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS!!

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Whats his endgame?

>>85526085
>micropenis
lmao

>>85526072
Had he been introduced 5 seasons ago, I would have hated him.
Now his over the top ridiculousness and killing/imprisoning all the 5 worst characters in one go makes him the best thing in the show

Got a confession:

I don't like Euron that much His talk with Cersei just completely put me off. Same with 'Let's go murder them!'

>>85525340
If there is any character besides Jon Snow i would want to be resurrected it is Ygritte, who would keep Jon Snow at bay when he gets megalomaniac if not Ygritte of the wildlings of the north?

>>85525509
yes

>>85525956
Lord of Light

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How big is Gregor's dick? And Sandor's, for comparison?

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>Jon is democratically elected
>Now he does what he wants and doesn't listen to his people

>>85526176
taking Myrcella's other ear

>Define your optimal team

>Leader - Stannis.
>Breeder - Marge.
>Hand - Davos
>Coin - Littlefinger.
>Maester - Qyburn.
>Commander - Jamie.
>Navy - Euron.

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Why didn't Ned just dual wield his way out of kings landing after the Lannisters attacked?

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>>85525575
this
>>85525633
who passes it on to this

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85525556
aren't you guys aware that this guy is pretty much guaranteed to suffer a horrific death by some chick at the end of this season? He is this season's Ramsay, since they can't kill Cersei yet. This meme is going to get old pretty quick.

>>85525575
Podrick and Gendry

>>85526314
Because Ice was heavy as shit and it shouldn't even be used as a weapon, it was ceremonial.

Reminder that Bran is the Night King.

>>85526200
dumb bookfaggot can't tear apart the notion of book Euron != show Euron. They are completely different characters. Show euron is meant to be an edgy memelord, and he does the job perfectly.

The show isn't serious business for any true patrician bookbro, we(at the library) consider this show a literal comedy, we do not believe this world they show us deserves any seriousness at all after all they did in the past seasons. For this reason alone, is that a memeloving fuck like Euron fits right in into this shitfest.

You don't hate the show enough if you don't like Euron. He is the ultimate joke character, which is why he is the best.

>>85526279
Yeah, fuck that place full of obsidian that could potentially save Westeros. Lyanna Memester wants daddy home.

>>85526306
King: Stannis
Breeder: Stannis loyalist nr 2285
Hand: Stannis loyalist nr 2302
Coin: Stannis loyalist nr 3099
Maester: Stannis loyalist nr 3450
Commander: Stannis
Navy: Stannis

Podrick and Gendry graphic sex scene when

>>85526351
>he still hasn't read the leaks
Euron lives forever.

>>85526351
>he doesnt know

>>85526176
Revealing himself as the real Aegon Targaryen while that fake Aegon is running wild in the Stormlands

>>85526375
book euron is a high level anime villain too. havent read the preview chapters, have you?

>>85526364
>valyrian steel
>heavy
george has some explaining to do

>>85525535
5/10.
The bad:
>I have no idea what's going on with Arya's character. "hurrdurr I'm an indiscriminate murderess!" "but I have enough humanity to realize that #notalllannisters, and am happily to laugh at their jokes and inquire about their lives" "but not enough humanity to laugh along with an old friend, inquire about his life, or even react at his continued existence"
>Jon and Salsa are just repeating the same scene over and over again
>What is LF even doing?
>Sam's plot continues being the most retarded plot of the show. How does he know how to do surgery? Why is no one working on perfecting this cure? Why does the disease cause madness when it apparently only affects the skin? What was the point of the "Jorah has the grey scale" plot cul de sac? Why didn't Sam just put him to sleep with the milk of the poppy or sweetsleep? Just what the fuck?
>Cersei blowing up the sept is a common knowledge, and yet no one does anything. Robert's rebellion was sparked by less. Also, show Jaime is a turbocuck.
>a bloodless siege ever being a thing
>Euron's attack made no sense, but fuck me if it didn't look cool.
>Missundei and GW burning up screen time
The good:
>Issues were being addressed. They weren't necessarily resolved, but major points for effort, Dany/Varys conversation in particular felt satisfying even though I don't understand why it didn't happen earlier
>Cersei's propaganda machine is good, a bit confusing considering everyone apparently knows she's Aerys 2.0, but good show none the less
>Euron's attack was pretty kickass, major bonus points for ded sneks
>Theon getting triggered was done really well, Alfie is an incredible actor, and the other two Greyjoys aren't falling behind either
>Missandei's tits
>it looks REALLY good, subdle details like the decapitated wolf statues at the cript's entrance... There is obviously a lot of talent working on the show, shame it couldn't have gone to a show with better writing

>>85526463
Too old, he's like 30 years old

>>85526306
>>Leader - Gendry
>>Breeder - Podrick
>>Hand - Jamie
>>Coin - Sansa
>>Maester - Bad Poosie
>>Commander - Samwell
>>Navy - Drogon

>>85526477
how high level we talking about? Can he beat Krillin?

>>85526477
Stop pretending like you didn't lose your shit when you read the words: valyrian. steel. armor.

You can have sex with the character of your choice, but you have to have sex with your least favorite character first. Do you do it?

>>85526306
>Leader - Radmure
>Breeder - Roslin
>Hand - Jeor Mormont
>Coin - Walder
>Maester - Cressen
>Commander - Blackfish
>Navy - Davos

>>85526535
well he used to rape aeron as a child and now he's tying him and some woman to the prow of the silence while sailing so i think pretty high level

oh and i forgot about the whole valyrian steel armor business this guy is talking about >>85526577

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>>85526211
he's moved on, so do you.

>>85526581
They're the same tho

>>85526306
>Leader - Dany
>Breeder - jon
>Hand - Mama Snek
>Coin - Olenna
>Maester - Mel
>Commander - Missandei
>Navy - Bad Pusy

>>85526023
How come more people aren't aware of the entire season being leaked?

>>85526639
They put the shitting episode in the bluray release or is that her regular way of expressing emotions?

>>85526306
>>Leader - hot pie
>>Breeder - brienne
>>leftHand - jaime
>>Coin - hound
>>Maester - Canibal from skagos
>>Commander - sam
>>Navy - karl drogo

>>85525829
Gendry can barely fucking read.

>>85526653
who are they, anon?

>>85526306
>Leader
what's a breeder, the fuck

>>85526653
Dany of course

>>85526709
the hound has a top tier economic policy. when you're out of money just stab a cunt and take everything they own.

>>85526508
>How does he know how to do surgery?
From the book he found

>Why is no one working on perfecting this cure?
Because the guy who discovered this cure died of greyscale

>Why does the disease cause madness when it apparently only affects the skin?
Maybe it works it's way through the body, and makes people mad when it reaches the head?

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>>85526361

>>85526756
could be sansa

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is he /our guy/?

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>>85526072
Yep
Euron and his big cock for the iron throne!

>>85526907
why is the actor so happy

he is the only one that smiles and seems to have fun with his role

>>85526704
They're incredibly fucking stupid, anon.
My friends have collectively forgot the names of Davos, Bobby B, Melisandre, Jorah, Pycelle, Qyburn, Sam, Euron, Oberyn, and probably more.

>>85525945
>feels like he leads the most fulfilling life
damn, that's a really good point.

if he looked at a maslow's hiearchy of needs he would probably have everything checked off x10.

He probably has the most fulfilling life of anyone on the show. Somehow in the semi nightmarish world of Westeros he worked his way into a life of realizing 100% of his potential with essentially unlimited money, resources, and power to experiment as much as he pleases.

>>85526902
He is a fucking cartoon villain that /got/ only likes because of his john cena tier entrance in Ep 2 and because he killed some of the worst caracter in the show

So by definition, yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxBd05c0STo

>>85526782
>From the book he found
Somehow I think that practicing medicine takes a lot more than reading a book.
>Because the guy who discovered this cure died of greyscale
Which is why it needs to be perfected. The guy fucked up during the procedure once, doesn't mean the procedure should be written off, that's retarded.
>Maybe it works it's way through the body, and makes people mad when it reaches the head?
I'm no doctor, but that doesn't sound quite right. If it affects internal organs, logic would dictate that there is some shit in the blood. In which case flaying the affected skin wouldn't really help.

>>85526306
>Leader - Stannis
>Breeder - Fake Sansa
>Hand - Euron
>Coin - Tyrion
>Maester - Sam Tarly
>Commander - Sandor Clegane

>>85526774
Huh?the hound doesn't steal. remember his road trip with Arya?

>>85526846
Man feels like they died ages ago, really liked them actually.

>>85526923
He knows the producers and directors no longer give a fuck, so he can have fun and chew enough scenery to make Tim Curry proud.
He also knows that everyone else is a moody cunt, so if he balances it all out, people will like him.

>>85526701
YAAAAAAASSSSSS

>>85526969
is the boarding thingy a squid or a dragons upper jaw?

>>85525979
go die, this thread was never for you and it never will be for you. die. die. die.

>>85526969
Hey! I liked him last episode too just because we'd run out of characters to root for

>>85527038
Yes

>>85525340

What the fuck is that quote in the end?

Having a scene with people discussing thing is a better scene if they're all women.. because it's "fresh air"? Women talking is fresh air? Women can't fucking shut up.

We just came from a period 10 years ago when gabbing women would have been a mean trope they wouldn't dare use anymore because women are serious and levelheaded, dontchaknow?

There's no fucking end to these mind games. We'll be back to "coloureds" being the preferred pronoun again within 10 years.

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*teleports to Casterly Rock*

>>85527010
this, he's a pretty good actor

>>85526530
>>>Hand - Jamie
alright i chuckled

>>85525396
They looked so badass.

Why did D&D hate them?

>>85526364

>people didn't fight with greatswords

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>>85527079
>forgets how to use the teleport to go back
>probably dies there because he is never mentioned again

>>85526708
>bluray

that was a acceptable composition to be in up until season 3 when the Lore segments were good. Now you need to start looking for obvious showfags to gain (You)'s as you don't belong here and you know it.

>>85526996
Some nursing student autist went into great detail about greyscale a few threads back

>>85525910
Jon got chosen after proving himself and got released cause death.

Sam has nothing for Lords of the Reach to back him on account of, plus he's a pussy, he'd be a terrible and weak Lord

>>85527167
what did he say?

>>85527122
Too traditional values.

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>>85527079
>*teleports behind you*

>>85527177
>Jon got chosen after proving himself and got released cause death.

no one but the people present at his resurrection will believe that though, and it's not like Lord Commander Dolorous Ed is going to come south to vouch that Jon was legally discharged from the Night's Watch. Anyone who sees Jon as a usurper can easily just label him as a deserter.

>>85527000
he robbed the farmer and his daughter on his way though to the Vale before his injury, though that didn't happen in the books iirc

>I outlived clever men by ignoring them.
Was there ANY point in the show where she did this?
She locked horns with Tywin repeatedly, worked with Littlefinger as an Equal and they were pretty much the only clever people she interacted with.
IIRC The only person it could apply to would be Varys, but he had no reason to talk with her anyway.
It's a prime example of brainless "witty" quips that clearly weren't thought about for more than a minute. I think break the wheel is the only one that tops it

>>85526969
i wonder if D&D had Euron kill the snakes because they thought it would be a great villanous move that would make the audience hate him. Or did they know that the sand snakes were shit characters that everyone hated and they did it to endear Euron to the audience? I don't know if they're self aware enough but thats the general reaction I've seen

>>85527167
>nursing
>tfw a medfag

Must suck being forever my personal beta.

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Is it just me or did Euron's ironborn during the ship battle look like helmetless Sardaukar from David Lynch's Dune?

>>85526306
>Queen: Ashara
>King: Me
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Selmy
>Hand: dunno
>Coin: Tarly
>Law: someone from the vale
>Whisperer: some riverlander
>Ships: some westerlander
>Maester: Marwyn

>>85527129
Well, they didn't, Tournaments sure, but even then, much smaller.

Most "greatswords" were wielded more like spears, or there is a lone mention of spinning them in an 8 fashion, as part of a front line to knock spears away so the guys with spears behind you can get some ez stabs in.

Next you'll tell me people used big ol' axes to fight too.

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>>85526614
EDMURE!
EDMURE!
EDMURE!

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>>85527010
>so he can have fun and chew enough scenery to make Tim Curry proud

Finally you put the finger on why this is so enjoyable.

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>>85527217

>>85526508
>I have no idea what's going on with Arya's character
People lose there shit when there's a young girl character who has some balls, they will literally ignore any character flaws or inconsistencies because it's just SO FUCKING COOL.

>>85527233
yea that line bothered me too, also the premise that outliving them somehow means she's better, like what the fuck has she actually accomplished?

>>85526364
Valyrian Steel is supposedly lighter than normal, and people routinely fought with swords of a similar length.

>>85527270
They did. As an example, Henry V was well known for using a greatsword sword in Agincourt despite it being a sub optimal weapon for fighting armoured knights.
The technique would be to halfsword, death strike or use it as a fulcrum to wrestle with.

>>85526996
I'd imagine that slowly losing all sensation in your skin and watching it slowly flake into some horrific scaled mess would fuck with you, not to mention that once it starts to reach the upper face the victim could very well be blinded. One of Euron's brothers which he killed also lost his mouth to greyscale iirc.

>>85527202
Its a huge wall of text. Its in this thread

>>85394169

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>>85525508
>Cersei will never violently stroke your cock while whispering in your ear "Power is power"

>>85527269
>Queen: Ashara
>Lord Commander of the Kingsguard: Selmy

lol ouch

>>85527217
nothing personel kid.

>>85527270

They were regularly used to break pike formations, and there are several other examples of even nobles and whatnot using them.

>>85526306
>Leader - Stannis. The one true king
>Breeder - Marge
>Hand - Jaimie
>Coin - Petyr Baelish
>Maester - Luwin
>Commander - Jorah
>Navy - Euron

>>85527374
>that slowly losing all sensation in your skin and watching it slowly flake into some horrific scaled mess would fuck with you
No, it would make you go badass and think you are stronger for it. If there is no sensation of "feeling bad" or "feeling something is wrong" then there is LITERALLY no reason why you shouldn't think you have been blessed and you are now a dragon.

>>85527263
I knew it would be easy to bait you into the open

>>85527400
>2.16 MB

>>85527079
>Gets trapped there by Euron's fleet

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>Define your optimal team

>Leader
Tommen
>Breeder
Satin
>Hand
Tywin
>Coin
Samwell
>Maester
Aemon
>Commander
Jaime
>Navy
Stannis

>>85526846
Anon...that's not Podrick and Gendry

>>85527392
I retract my statement then. I stand by the fact that it takes a lot more than reading a book and weighing a few organs to know how to preform surgery though.

>>85527540
how is Euron going to be there if he's going to be in King's Landing celebrating?

>>85526508
my god the way you articulated arya's confusing development is spot on. this has been happening for like 3 seasons now. remember the end of season 5 with her and Jaqen H'gar?

>arya of house stark
>you killed someone out of vengeance using needle
>you truly have become no one

>>85527392
I don't believe him, he sounded autistic.

>>85526092
It's true. Except for Sandor and a few other minor exceptions

>>85527590
I said his fleet, part of it, not Euron himself.

azor mind trick queen

>>85527637
I'd say the Hound Beric and Thoros all do a solid job acting. It's actually the one bit of fan service I enjoy.

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HE'S VERY. SLOWLY. GETTING. AWAY!

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>>85527233
g8 cast desu, stipping double of Marge.

>>85527616
There's more discussion about greyscale in that thread further down iirc

>>85526508
>What is LF even doing?
2deep4 the viewers

>>85527637
Good actors left on the show:
Rory McCann
Iain Glen
Nikolaj (though his lines are so shit this season)
Conleth Hill

>>85527590

*teleports back and forth*

>>85525891

Why cant he be a nobody? Bronn is one as well

>>85527674
Their storyline is my favorite by a mile at the moment. It's like the one believable and not over-the-top thing that is left

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>>85527720
nikolaj's doing better than last season at least

>>85527373
Let me rephrase tournaments, to duels.
Half-Swording is sort of what I implied with "like a spear".
A lever for wrestling makes sense in the duel context.
I was unaware of using one to murder stroke. That would be a sight.

They're just too heavy for anything other than pike line buffering. (exception: the crazy scotts).

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>>85525396
>>85525412

>>85527577
Close enough

>>85527738
I wanna fuck the princess bitch on the right, I don't give a fuck if my dick gets feminist AIDS

>>85527226
>no one but the people present at his resurrection will believe that though,

In the show I guarantee you they do. You act like D&D have integrity

And either way, Sam is still a fucking pussy who no one in the Reach cares about

>>85526704
Implying that all the SJW hambeasts in the reaction vids have ever been to 4chan or "that other place"

>>85527233
She meant she didn't take their advice.

>>85527738
Wait did Tumblr actually like the Sand Sneks?

>Jon and Dany are being portrayed by two of the worst actors on the show

Jesus christ the casting fucked up so hard

>>85525396
>>85525412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSOHmdC3ENE
;_;

>>85527787
Sam is supposed to be the next Aegon for the Watch anyway, it would be pretty stupid if he gave that up for a title he's stated he doesn't even want.

>>85527800
strong yass queens get a free pass for these subhumans, always.

I've yet to see a single episode of this show.

>>85527809

*looks gormlessly into the distance*

>>85527679
>no one will ever answer this post, when he is literally right

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>>85527809
exactly, that's why we need more Grey Worm scenes.

>>85527822
>Aegon for the Watch

Wot?

And I'm saying Sam WON'T become Lord of anything

>>85527809
I don't think I'll ever get over how shit Jon's casting was.

>book Jon: graceful, lean, brooding and clever, clean shaven, said to be "pretty"
>show Jon: short, gormless, idiotic, stupid scraggly beard, retarded topknot

>>85527743
>They're just too heavy for anything other than pike line buffering
Depends on the type. You're right that landsknecht swords were glorified spears, but the wrestling technique with smaller swords was a valid one on the battlefied. To use the Agincourt example again, the English tactic was to knock over the exhausted French knights into the mud and let others stab them while they were down.

All that said, you're right when you say they weren't very commonly used.

>>85525340
What is that move Euron used to throw snek to her knees? Also what the fuck did he say to Theon when he had Yara?

>>85527864
Who's next to join the /nodick/ club of Grey Worm, Varys and Theon?

>>85526374
Reminder that fucking no this makes no sense we and is completely devoid of all logic

>>85527890
Aemon, my bad

>>85525772
got summary

>>85527903
you mean the
>little theon
>come and get her
part ? it wasn't anything complex just regular epic villain phrases

>>85525816
Yeah no. Maybe before last episode. But if I want a snivelling conniving Mengele type maester, he would have to do better than inventing something thats already been invented

>>85527799
But to my knowledge Tywin never gave her any outside being rhetorical in their verbal sparring.
And unless she came up with the entire plan to kill Joffrey, she must have colluded with Littlefinger.

>>85527914
Tyrion seems to have lost his dick this season. I guess that's what working for Dany gets you

Which king of the seven kingdoms since Aegon conquered it was the best one?

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>>85527903
COCKLESS COWARD

>>85527864
Does anyone give a single shit about Grey Worm's romance?
Does anyone give a shit about GREY WORM?

I cannot believe Barristan fucking died so we could have more awkward eunuch love scenes.

>>85527914
Euron, for a few seconds, right before he's killed by a bad-ass girl warrior.. Prob the little Mormont.

someone post that virgin walk/chad stride webm already

>>85527891
Jon's not too tall in the books either

>>85527903
>Also what the fuck did he say to Theon when he had Yara?
To D&D it was just another way to show how Ebul he is.
What they actually did was unintentionally make Euron even cleverer than before by having him completely discredit Theon for taking the only sensible action

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>>85527989

>>85525887
Bran's penis doesnt work. Meera needs a large loving cock to fulfill her needs

>>85527989
BUT IT'S EMPOWERING

>>85527696
2deep4 the showrunners more like

>>85527989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQklPXaAi8Y

>>85528007
he is also 15 and will continue to grow for 4 more years

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>>85527810
let it go, Stannis was too good for show.

>>85527961
Aside from Aegon I himself? Probably Aegon V

>>85525340
All jokes aside, do some British people actually talk like this? I didn't even think cockney accents were this bad.

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>Dabib and Dumber wrap up all story lines
>Jon and Dany will now unite and mine dragonglass
>Sam served his purpose
>he will get greyscale, send the Tarly sword to Jon and suicide
>Oldtown and Citadel are finished

BRAVO
R
A
V
O

>>85525858
>>85525946
Falling this hard for b8

>>85527720
Isaac is good

>>85527696

He wishes. More like

>Not deep at all.

>>85527989
I dunno about you, but I always enjoy Missandei's tits

>>85528007
>14 year old kid vs stocky grown man
Gee

>>85527441
have you ever had your hand or arm go totally numb, or listened to what it's like from someone with Bell's Palsy? imagine that every single second of your life. it feels fucking awful, same with shit like CIP where you don't notice you've cut yourself until blood starts staining your shirt or the wound gets infected. plus you'd look like a goddamn leper, not a dragon.

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>>85527810
anyone have an HD webm of Stannis's cavalry in the battle?

>>85527961
Jaehaerys I
Aegon V
I'm loath to include Robert since he didn't do shit but drink and whore away the kingdom's money but there was peace during his reign

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>>85527400

>>85528063
As an actor? Not really. Even if he was, he's had literally 1 line this season

>>85528027
>>85528082
He's already about 17 in the books

>>85527961
Jaehaerys I
Aegon V
Stannis

>>85528044
Scottish do. They are Britain's equivalent to the cajun boys that live in the bayou

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>>85527720
>Conleth Hill

Agreed.

>>85528126
he is pretty tall by the last book, remember the night's watch stabbed him in his chest, which means he was above average

>>85528049

>GRRMs self insert will die.

Top lol m8.

>>85528116
He is good as an actor, when was he bad? He sells his majority exposition dialogue unlike the lazier members of the cast who phone it in when they get bad stuff to work with

>>85528126
By the end of book five, yes. There are scenes in CoK and SoS where he's supposed to be this clean shaven little lordling to the wildlings, and in the show he looks exactly the fucking same as them. It's just stupid

>>85528164

>D&D caring about GURM

and that is Wyman anyway

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>>85525956
Azor Ahai

>>85527892
I can't really comment on the wrestling bit, I'll have to read into it.

Another thing though, is classification. What you're calling a greatsword, I might call hand-a-half, or bastard, or Longsword, or simply a two-handed sword.

Something like Ned's sword is(was) far too large for most use, and likely should never be used a weapon for personal defense (given other choices). Which looking back, he didn't actually use (against Jamie, at least).

Messy business.

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>>85527961
Maekar

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>>85528097

does grey worm have nothing at all or is he just hose

>>85528013
Bran can just warg into his penis to do the deed.

>>85526508
>What is LF even doing?

>28×∞DChessm8

>>85525891
he is just a maester that read too much of those magic books from the library that nobody cared about

>>85527914
Sam's gonna cut Jorah's duck in order to cure him

>>85528283
>having greyscale on your dick

AHHHH

>>85528178
He's okay. Probably the best of the grown up children, albeit he doesn't have much competition now that Robb is gone, but I wouldn't compare him to the grown ups.

>>85527720
I'd add Alfie Allen to that list, and Pilou Asbæk, he steals the show when he's hamming it up, might just be because the sneks are so shit though.

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>it's an Emilia is expected to carry the scene and show emotions which aren't sadness/indifference episode

And it has barely even begun, a long road of forced cringefiesta is ahead of us

>>85528283
>Sam gets to touch Jorah's dick
What's next, does he get to touch snek tiddies?

>>85528199
in what way is Wyman a GRRM self-insert? He self-inserts as the overpowered bookworm/recluse.

>>85528219
>a kinslayer fucking shit
>good king
I don't have the "apply mace to head" image but you know what I'm talking about.

>>85528300
literally a greyworm

>>85528317
Pilou is not good. I know you guys are memeing because you love euron now but please stay objective enough to acknowledge that the actor is terrible in the role.

>>85528265
>S8 it's revealed getting caught was part of his plan, and he returns as an immortal ruseman to "advise" the crown

>>85527939
>>85527974
>>85528009
It was the "I have her" part that I missed. Still though, what was the move?

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>>85525412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyF6uAxp11I

What character do you think will inevitably come back as a wight when the White Walkers attack in season 8 and raise the dead all over Westeros?

>>85527317
To watch as her (husbands) family line ends?

>>85527682
>ywn see any of the non-2/10 GoT actress in a suit like that

>>85528317
Pilou just chews scenery, which is entertaining, but I feel like it's not THAT special in terms of acting. Alfie Allen is really amazing though, I sort of take him for granted at this point. That Reek regression last episode was incredibly well done.

>>85528362
You think /tv/ is trained in combat? kek

fa/tv/irgins can't move

>>85526306
>Leader - Khaleesi
>Breeder(?) - Jon Snow
>Hand - Tyrion
>Coin - Sansa
>Maester - Hordor
>Commander - Sand Snakes
>Navy - Greyjoy girl

Why is Littlefinger so retarded? Why does he let himslef be treated like a shit? Why is he treated like a shit by Sansa and Jon when he control the Arryn forces?

>>85528311
Meh I think he's underrated just because he's not screaming or crying and snotting up every other scene. If you gave the material he has to work with to half the rest of the cast they'd botch it

Does anyone have the "oi m8 looks like we gonna have a red wedding innit?" copypasta where the guy is eating lunch with Maisie Williams

>>85528417
D&D have no fucking idea how to write his character, so they're just going to kill him off. This retardation is so that when he dies normies are happy.

>>85528345
It was an honest mistake, things get heated in a melee and I didn't even strike an immediate fatal blow you dick

>>85528044
its not cockney you spanish cunt.

>>85528417
He has control of the forces through Sansa. He's just a shitty character at the moment.

>>85528341

>fat, eats all day
>everyone makes fun of him and thinks he is weak
>secretly he is a badass though and gets shit done

It's how GURM sees himself

>>85528417
>>85528417
>>85528417
>>85528417
This. Someone answer this please. I don't think I can handle more episodes of him getting disrespected the way it is. It makes no sense for him to just take it, he isn't the beta that got bullied by Brandon anymore, he has the power, he has the high ground.

I hate this Euron character. What a clown. "Season baddie." What a waste of screen time.

>>85528474
According to the leaks, you're going to have a bad time at the end of this season

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>>85528495
>season baddie
>he doesn't die and just goes home

>>85528495
Give his screentime to bran

>>85528387
All of the dead ones.

so uh, did the vale swear any vows to the king in the north? or are they just allies?

>>85526581
So I can have sex with Daenerys, and then Sansa?

Sure.

>>85525340
her career is dead isn't it?

>>85528527
>Implying the sjws won't kill him in this season's final episode.

>>85528564
Unfortunately no

>>85528565
According to the leaks, he lives and goes to Braavos to buy the Golden Company for Cersei so she can beat the two remaining dragons.

>>85528564
She's dating Kit irl, she basically never needs to work again

>>85528565
In the leaks, he's present when Jon and Daenerys prove the existence of wights to Cersei and he asks Jon if wights can swim, to which Jon replies they can't, and he says he's going back to Pyke then

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>>85528387

KARL
A
R
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TANNER
A
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N
E
R

>>85528565
Season's finale is reserve for the "Fall of the Berlin Wall"

its gonna be pure zombie kino

>>85528089
no one?

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>>85526306
>>85526406
>>85526530
>>85526614
>>85526701
>>85526709
>>85526999
>>85527269
>>85527425
>>85528405

>optimal team
>no Varys to be found

Fucking anons. I'm embarrassed quite frankly.

>>85528160
Wot?

If you were tall, wouldn't they stab your stomach?

Not even factoring in that they'd go for your heart to kill you faster

>They got rid of the direwolves so Dany can look completely flat faced on a Dragon.
>They got rid of Selmy so you can have two ethics munching carpet.
>They got rid of Stannis so JoSnow could fail at acting.

Top lol.

>>85528617
BASED euron

euron is in for a surprise when the night king rides a dragon to pyke and fucks him up

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>>85525340
why did he have to die

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>>85528651

>trusting a Blackfyre fucking shit loyalist

>>85528617
Why do you faggots never reveal the full leaks?

Yes this is true, but it turns out to be a ruse as he's on a mission for Cersei.

>>85528658
Nah man, you are thinking of using the dagger upwards, they dagged him with the arm going downwards

it's a new one >>85528705

>>85528676

See >>85528666

>>85528674
>euron is in for a surprise when the night king rides a dragon to pyke and fucks him up
oh shit

>>85526581
Fuck Sansa then fertilize Arianne? Sure

>>85528702
Because it's funner to mislead and at least they'll have some surprise at the end of the season

>>85526996
>>Maybe it works it's way through the body, and makes people mad when it reaches the head?
>I'm no doctor, but that doesn't sound quite right. If it affects internal organs, logic would dictate that there is some shit in the blood. In which case flaying the affected skin wouldn't really help.

Google "subcutaneous mycoses"
Fungal infections often infect a huge area before overwhelming the immune response enough to be able to penetrate into organs and the brain.

Also, powdered obsidian has antimicrobial properties. The incans used to crush it to the consistency of flour and use it to clean festering wounds after mixing it with quince cheese or some other thick paste.

>>85528148
Oh, ok. Still bizarre. It's as bad as ebonics.
>>85528470
Spanish? I'm American.

>>85528495
>hating based Euron
Anon pls. Besides, he doesn't die this season

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>>85526176

TELL ME ABOUT DAYNE. WHY DOES HE CALL HIMSELF "DARKSTAR"?

>>85528362
By the look of it, he took one of her knees out and then brute forced her down

>>85528702
>he's on a mission for Cersei
>implying he's not going to Aurane Waters her and fuck off with her gold

>>85528651
okay

>Breeder - Varys

>>85528702
>says he's going on a mission
>next season reveals he's just saying that so by the time Cercei realises she's been had, there's fuck all she can do

>>85528708
I was actually thinking across, downwards would hit chest whether you're tall or short depending on where on an arc you start

>>85528912
I'd be okay with that, I just don't want Euron being a coward.

>>85528353
He might not be the best for the role, but he can chew the scenery like a motherfucker, loves playing the role and was decent in Ghost in the Shell and Borgen. Then again doubt there are many danish speakers here so the last one doesn't get much attention.

also >objectivity in Waifufags: The General

>>85528474
Do you feel in charge?

Why did Varys agree with the small council that they should assassinate young Dany when he's supposedly a Targ loyalist wanting to help Dany and Drogo with getting an army across the sea?

>>85528983
I'd be cool with him fucking shit up for a bit, pruning the family tree, duping Cersei out of her gold, and fucking off somewhere tropical to drink, whore, and reave on Cersei's tab while waiting out the winter.

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>>85528005