34 YEARS OLD AND A VIRGIN???

>>85524431
>got skippy
Sign me the fuck up

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>>85524431
Yeah, nobody gets that old and is still a virgin these days.

>>85524431
This only happens because of America's ridiculously punitive attitude to sex workers and sex buyers.

I wonder which mod here that guy is?

>>85525643
Never occurred to me until I started working in germany. There is a whore house in every small town and in some areas it's custom to take boys there once they're 18.

It's literally impossible to be a virgin here.

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VIRGIN ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>85524431
> 34 YEARS OLD
nono-
that's a joke
i dont believe it
just cant

H...how is this even possible?

(Lost it at 15)

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>>85524431
Why is it so hard to find TLC stuff streaming or in torrents?

>>85524431

I liked the show about the tall girls, and the upcoming one about the fat midgets.

>this is what TLC, The Learning Channel, has become

>>85525978
I saw this first hand when I went to Amsterdam. There was a group of young British rejects, and one of them was really young like looked no older than 14. They egged him on to go into one of the doors.

>>85526313
It's not even a beta thing to do. One of my coworkers is a fucking chad and he openly admitted fucking a whore because he was too lazy to pick up a regular chick.

>>85524431
I fucking love TLC. They consistantly deliver on maybe-my-life-isnt-so-shitty-afterall kino.

You act like they haven't always been this way:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programs_broadcast_by_TLC

>>85524431
I'm a NEET and lost virginity at 13, don't believe (((their))) lies, losing virginity doesn't help if you're an autist

I'm not too far off from that myself desu.

>>85526629
You should just visit an asian massage place. They give you a bath and a light rubdown and then will do whatever you ask at the end.

Just be prepare to spend up to 400 bucks for full sex.

>>85526668
>400 bucks for sex

LMAO

I really hope you made this up.

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>>85524431
>no father in picture

what a shock

>>85526710
$60 for bath and massage
$60 for a handy
$120 for blowjob
$240 for sex

So just the massage and sex would be 300 all together. But I don't know how much a place near him would cost so I rounded up.

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I'm a 27yo touchless kissless virgin and I don't look nowhere as pathetic as this guy in the OP.

>>85526742
Why would his father be interviewing with him?

>>85526754
Actually I fucked that up, the sex at the place I go to is 180 so 240 total.

I haven't been there in like a year so I was fuzzy.

>>85526610
Yeah! But it doesn't help to be a fat slob who still lives with his parents either

>>85524431
>tfw 29
Getting there lads ...

Not vidya

>>85526781
>get on Tinder
>find girl to watch movies with
>drink alcohol with her
>the rest will take care of itself

Why isn't he wearing his robe?

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>>85526800
everyone i ran into whos a virgin/ bad with girls had a absent father

Yes that is weird. What, you think it's fucking normal to be in your thirties and still haven't had sex? I started browsing 4chan when I was 15 and lost my virginity at 16, 9 years ago. Even my friend who used to be fat with long greasy hair lost his virginity at 17, and he also has been browsing 4chan for 10 years

>>85526754
What the fuck mejt, 400$ almost entires weeks wage, fuck that noise. I hope she looked like bryce dallas howard and was a kamasutra black belt

>>85526838
>get on tinder
>swipe right to literally every woman for weeks
>get maybe a dozen matches
>not a single one ever replies

>>85525643
>>85525978
>>85526313
>>85526455
Having sex with whores doesn't count you stupid virgins, if you've never had a girl digging her heels into your back and screaming your name as you cum raw in her pussy you just straight up have never experienced sex.

>>85524431
>20 years old
>Virgin
>Never kissed a girl
>Only been hugged once
>Think about killing myself often because of the huge social stigma

>>85524431
Virginity is awesome you guise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNK5KketH6Q

>>85525978
>There is a whore house in every small town and in some areas it's custom to take boys there once they're 18.
.t American that never left his country

>>85526852
Just because they don't film his father doesn't mean he's absent.

>>85524431
>>85526800
That's because it's fake and they're actors. And that's not to say that there aren't virgins that old or older out there, but you really shouldn't believe everything that you read.

>>85526843
this. the internet is 90% normalshit though. wi**han isnt what it used to be either

>>85526455
> chad
> paying to get laid
lol yeah sure

>>85526838
>Tinder
> falling for the tinder meme
lol

>>85526880
Dude, there's no point in pitting this weak b8 against people who have sex.

>>85526754
Where? US of A?

I've fucked whores all over the world. Even in Tokio the whores only charge 40$ for a blowjob and maybe 80$ for a fugg. I'm so sorry for you americans.

>>85524431
He's obviously homo

>>85526972
>he can't get laid using Tinder
fucking a, you need to crawl back to /r9k/

>>85526940
The internet reflects the population where 90% of adults aren't kissless virgins

>>85526894
No, it's true. Prostitution is 100% legal and open in Germany. Go to an FKK club some time, it's dope. All the hottest whores in Europe go to Germany because it's the easiest/richest place to work. You can spend a week indoors pleasurably if you take enough money.

>>85526976
I am 100% serious, the whole point of sex is to be validated by virtue of your genetic worth, if you pay for it, that is hollow and ugly self-delusion only done to stave off suicide for another day, it is no different than masturbation.

I am against legal prostitution for this reason, not because I give a shit about holes but because it enables subhuman genetic trash that should NEVER be permitted access to a vagina to defile a woman only thanks to his neetbux.

>>85526236
it's so shit, nobody wants to pirate that shit

>>85526894
What the fuck. I'm currently living in a small german city with 20k population and we have 3 whore houses. Even some of the small villages have brothels. There is one near my place with 300 people living they. They have a bakery, a post office, a butcher and a brothel.

>>85526880
That almost never happens.

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>>85526921
except that's exactly what it means you fucking faggot

>>85527132
You have extremely low genetic worth then, my friend.

>>85526927

>DUDE IM TOO STUPID TO INFER WHAT IS REAL AND WHAT IS FAKE SO I JUST TAKE THE BLANKET STATEMENT THAT LITERALLY EVERYTHING IS SCRIPTED!

>>85527075
>the whole point of sex is to be validated by virtue of your genetic worth
Why are virgins so easy to spot?

>>85527132
to (you)

i'm 28 and a virgin. i'm like one of those normie seeming people you'd never expect just by looking at them. i'm attractive enough and everything that i get hit on and get along well with people and etc

>>85527165
Having sex with a whore offers no validation and is no better than masturbating.

That the kind of people that cannot achieve sex organically are enabled to do so with their money is an abomination against nature. These people were not supposed to survive to adulthood, but not only were they allowed to do so, but they are also allowed to simulate reproduction by the aid of kike capitalist rules. Disgusting!

>18
>virgin
I need some tips lads

>>85527157
Most of these TLC shows are fake as shit. I don't see why you're taking offense to the reality of these """reality"""" shows.

>>85527247
not an issue until you're of drinking age

>>85526247
You're learning shit right now, what's your point

>>85527075
subhuman genetic trash? Do you even know the history of sex? "Undesirable" men have been breeding since the beginning of time. Women didn't have a choice in the matter. Only recently have they and even then only in some cultures. A man can pay a woman to be a surrogate mother or provide his semen to a sperm bank. Genetic worth doesn't mean mich in modern times when it comes to breeding especially once you consider how much plastic surgery people get nowadays.

>>85527240
*respectfully tips fedora towards you*

never thought about might doing something about his appearance?

>>85527283
I'm in the UK.
Drinking age is 18

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Holy shit, can you imagine being an 18+ virgin? Must be hard on you knowing nobody wants you. Can you even be called a human by this point?

>>85527287
>"Undesirable" men have been breeding since the beginning of time
civilization*

And in correct, as we are nearing civilizational collapse, we are again approaching primitive dynamics where the genetic elite collect harems, and the rest pick up the check.
>>85527289
Cope

>>85527247
dont be scared to talk to people
ask women out
try not to be a creep by trying too hard
get fit
cultivate an interesting personality (no idea how to do this tbqhwy)
unironically be yourself (people can easily detect fakers unless you have a talent for it)
dont let negative comments/people ruin your mood and confidence

28 yr old virgin here, dont make the same mistakes i did. it's going to be tough and you will fail with 99% rate at first but dont give up

I'm 28 years old and a virgin. I'm also 400 lbs though.

>>85527428
>fat
post discarded, kill yourself

>>85527157
I've seen this response this EXACT RESPONSE like 12 times in 2 months. Fuck off bot

>>85527240
>attaining sex with your resources isn't valid
>jumping through hoops and manipulation is

So you're saying someone who is pretty and good at talking is more viable for the species than someone that can provide resources?

Idiot.

>>85527386
Man. those are some nice looking juggs.

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>>85525978
>It's literally impossible to be a virgin here.
liar!

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>>85527386
There isn't much. People who are in relationships and fail are worse off than people who have never been in relationships.

>>85527386
You'll die alone. You've clearly failed at making a connection meaning nobody loves you.

>>85527414
>unironically be yourself
kill yourself for using >le b urself xDD
A better thing to say would be to try not to overthink speaking with women. Don't act like it's a big deal and don't hype up you talking to a woman like it's some kind of big thing. If you begin overthinking, then you're just going to be fumbling over your words and potentially saying some stupid shit without meaning it.
>28 yr old virgin here
No wonder your advice is shit. Fuck off.

>>85527502
>jumping through hoops and manipulation is
Where did I imply this?

And yes, being good looking quite literally means you have top tier genetics, owning lots of resources does not as the capitalist system was quite literally constructed by the weak and ugly merchant class to disrupt the naturally beautiful and elevated aristocratic class (i.e. Chad), this conflict was of course won due to the fact that the weak and ugly have always vastly outnumbered the strong and beautiful.

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>>85526838
And where do I watch movies with?
I don't even have my own place.

Also Tinder looks to me like a market for lose holes.

I had a few girls show interest in me but I rejected them all because letting them close enough would make them realise that i'm a huge loser (in their eyes).

But I don't need sex so much, jerking off to JAVs is enough for me I guess so I will stay a virgin probably forever.

>>85527386
I dunno it'd be pretty cool to have a healthy sexual outlet rather that jacking it increaingly weird porn.

>>85527551
>marrying or falling in love prevents you from dying alone

actually it doesn't. your spouse can die or leave you, then you're worse off than if you never found anyone.

>>85527240
>offers no validation
Yeah, sex isn't really about this, virgin.

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>>85527132
>That almost never happens.

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>>85524431
This was like chewing on glass. I've only had vaginal sex twice, and only gotten a hj/bj a year on average since I lost my virginity at 15/16 and consider myself a virgin for all intents and purposes but this is painful.
>>85527364
Some people haven't even gotten to hug/hold a girl's hand. Jesus Christ, I unironically feel for them. Hugging a cute girl, especially one with tits, feels so perfect and warm. Shit like this is why I lose faith in God sometimes, it's too cruel to create people and make them feel the need for something and just rig the rules like that. Evolution and natural selection makes more sense.
\tip

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>underageb& laughing about this guy
Too bad it has become twice as hard to lose your virginity these days due to your own stupidity and social media faggotry. If you aren't chad thundercock and jump through 100 hops to fuck a fatso you are guaranteed to end up like him.

>>85527386
The one constant biological urge you've had hasn't been satisfied, despite knowing that the majority of people around you have managed this feat at least once
It's an ego thing, but a pretty major ego thing

>>85527661
Oh so it's just about """"feeling good""""?

>>85527726
whoa! what an abstract idea!

>>85527666
Satan confirms.

>>85527622
>I had a few girls show interest in me but I rejected them all
And then later tonight you'll be crying to /r9k/ about how all women are whores, and how unfair life is.

>>85527560
who shit in your cheerios this morning kid

>>85527701
Well I satisfy my urge with masturbation, onaholes and porn.
Kinda worked the last 17 years or so.

>>85527754
Well, why exactly pursue sex above masturbation then?

Pro-tip: It's what's in this post >>85527701 i.e. validation.

>>85527247
1. Locate a female you would like to engage in sexual congress with.
2. Inquire if the female dog would like to engage in sexual intercourse whilst grasping your groin and thrusting it towards them.
3. Engage in sexual congress.

>>85527726
I could honestly say it is, you'd have no idea anyway.

>>85527773
>gives shit advice
>"d-d-don't call me out!!!"
Awww is duh little virgin gonna cwy??

>>85527805
most helpful advice so far

>>85527763
They weren't my type, what use do I get from a 23yo single mother, a fattie, a slut and some other ugly cunt?
If i'm not attracted to them I don't have to even try to get sex from them.

So no I ain't crying on /r9gay/, that board is for faggots.

>>85527790
>validation

there's plenty of other avenues in life to seek validation.

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>>85527779
Maturbating is like having the urge to win an award and then founding your own awards-event to satisfy it.
There's 2 elements to wanting sex
>alleviating horniness
>social validation
Masturbation only satisfies one of these.

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>>85527808
nothing wrong with the advice of being yourself. it doesn't mean 'dont change yourself' like you seem to think. all it means is dont completely conform to the movements/interests/opinions of other people. no one likes a sycophant except manipulators.

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>>85527364
Man, fuck you.

31 year old wizard here AMA

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>>85527807
Fucking delusional, you may not realize it yourself, but it really does come down to being validated, to achieve your "purpose" and have it confirmed that your genetic line is worthy of continuing. An escortcel will never feel this.

Actually, are you an escortcel? Maybe that is why you don't actually seem to understand the point of having sex, if all you've ever done is have simulated sex with whores you really cannot in fact understand.

>>85524431
being a 34 years old virgin is perfectly good. being a pussy numale is a problem

>>85527859
I don't even know anyone and don't really need social validation.
I dwell in a basement all day where I sit on the computer jerking off or work out there.
never really cared what other people think about me.

>>85527853
No there is not, there is absolutely not a single activity or pursuit in life that satisfies the prime directive, the most primal and ultimately meaningful state, namely procreation.

>Tfw 42 and still a virgin

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>>85527858
>>85527904
You have to be reminded. Else you might delude yourself into thinking you're normal or something.

>>85527910
What am I thinking about RIGHT NOW

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>>85527920
>genetic line is worthy of continuing

you don't need to have sex to reproduce. You don't even need to impress women to reproduce. Genetic lines can continue without either. And women will marry/have sex with men they do not love or are even attracted to if it benefits them.

>>85527920
So you're truly arguing sex isn't about pleasure? Even thought you've never personally experienced it?

Why ARE virgins so easy to spot?

>>85528000
You're thinking about dem SWEET SWEET TRIPS

>>85528000
where did everything go so wrong

>>85526882
Stop being a fag and go out and fuck something

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>>85527075
>I am 100% serious, the whole point of sex is to be validated by virtue of your genetic worth

>>85527991
You're really mean.

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>>85524431
>do you want to meet my mom

>>85528000
BBC

I have two friends who are virgins at 26, one is for semi-religious reasons and the other I don't think has ever made an attempt to put himself out there

Another lost his at 24 I think

I am too normal for 4chan but too autistic for real life yet managed to lose mine at 18. Honestly just trying is like 50% of the work

this thread made me really sad ill go take a nap or something later guys

>>85527966
modern sex=/= procreation

We are human beings with higher desires than our primal needs. Do not degrade our entire species because all you value about yourself are your genital tingles.

I cant get it up anymore unless I'm watching trap porn. Anyone know this feel.

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>>85528061
I know.

>>85526852
this, if there isn't a strong father figure in your family you end up a pathetic virgin loser, happened to all my friends with no fathers
t. almost wizard

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>>85528026
It's really not, this is the absolute most base understanding of yourself, if you really argue this there is literally no reason to pursue sex rather than masturbation. In fact, if you actually think this, I will just assume that you have absolutely never had actual sex and really do not know this sense of validation it brings.
>>85528025
>decades old technology and a few millennia of social convention invalidate hundreds of thousands of years of ingrained evolutionary mechanics

Why would that girl go to his house? I'd be scared he'd chop me up and stuff me in a freezer

>mormon
>wing mom

sad, she is actively destroying any chances he may have had.

>>85528050
As if edgelords like him have ever even touched a vagina.

>>85528166
>It's really not
I don't know, it felt pretty good. Let me know when you do have sex, maybe our experiences will differ.

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>nuChan
time for old NEET virg scum like me to try harder to move on

I'm 31, still a virgin.

>>85526880
What if I paid for the GFE?

tfw u go on dates but run out of interesting shit to talk about within the first 15 minutes and just want to go home and read a book instead and nuke the interaction even if the woman shows interest

>>85527386
You're robbing yourself of one of the most pleasurable aspects of being alive.

>>85528258

Vagina without condom >>>>>>>>> fapping to your waifu >>>>>>> lubricated fap to random porn >>>>>>> vagina with condom >>>>>>>>> unlubricated fap

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>>85528286
gfe is the most beta cuck shit ever lmao

gfe is 3 steps away from cleaning off the bull's cock with your mouth

>>85528166
even outside of the context of emotions and intimacy (not every time can be that kind of heavy investment), sex with a trusted partner is superior to masturbation in every single way.

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>>85528258
But WHY did it feel good? Have you ever examined that? WHY was it better than jerking off into the crusty sock you keep under your bed? If you can't answer this, you are either a virgin or an escortcel that has never experienced real sex, this is a FACT.
>>85528286
No. Women are the selectors, they decide who is fit or not. By engaging in prostitution this dynamic is inverted.

This is why normal people, and especially women hate people that buy whores, they are literally violating the laws of nature.

>>85527075
>prostitution should be illegal because women are objects that certain men shouldn't have access to

whatever you say, fedoratron.

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>>85526852
>>85528155
then why are black people such strong alpha chad fuckbois?

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ugly 29 year old small dicked perma jockitch virgin here

this is just fake reality tv bait garbage.

>>85528320
>tfw going balls deep on a 19 year old with no condom
Don't fall for these, though, they just wanna fuck and have fun.

>>85528286
>>85528326
>>85528326

I don't understand, isn't gfe something normal between escorts anyway? I remember once i went to an escort and she gave me kisses and all romantic shit while we fucked, it was not like fucking a table

or gfe is something else?

I know this is exaggerated but still he looks like shit. He shouldn't be suprised no girl wants him.

I mean if you visit /fit/ you see all these guys with 6 pack abs that can't get laid, and then you have this cuck with glasses and pudgy pasty body wondering why he isn't attractive? Is he even aware how hard it is to have sex nowadays?

>>85525643
No, it's always happened. every generation there are a few who don't have kids. Lots of reasons. This generation just has far more mechanisms to push them in the public eye..

>>85527075
>defile

Virgin detected.

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>>85528304
how about not saying anything if you don't have anything to say?

watch the video and see how much extra info this fucking spaz tells this girl

>i forgot to wear cologne

what will she think of now that he said that?

obviously she will smell him and see he sinks

>would you like to meet my mom

already this is too much for most girls

besides the fucking AMAZING FACT is he is literally trying to pick up ROASTIES at a bar

a fucking nerd like him should look for girls at a library or something

>>85524431
The comments like
>He's so entitled
For fuck sakes that shit makes me hate women for being so vapid. The dude is 34 fucking years old and has never been intimate with a woman in anyway.

>>85528182
on camera?

>>85528320
>Unlubricated fap

Lmao cutfag Americans

>>85528398
>But WHY did it feel good?
Mostly because I'm not circumcised.

>>85527240
>Disgusting!

This is silly.

>>85524431

I mean how are they so upbeat and optimistic? The guy made t-shirts and everything. Why isn't be suffering from crippling depression?

>>85524431
>not wearing the I HAVE NEVER SEEN A VAGINA t-shirt

pleb

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>>85528429
dude he IS entitled

his behavior is not what men act like

it's like that little boy from game of thrones who was like 9 but breastfeeding from his mom

>>85528419
because it's not fucking real

i love you anon

see how easy it is?

>>85527075
So you use sex to get validation? That's pathetic, friendo.

>>85528454
I'm a cut American and I have no idea where this meme comes from. I tried using hand lotion or something once when I was a kid because I thought that's what you did and it just irritated my dick

I think hand lotion is just a visual gag in movies that very very few people IRL actually do

>>85528326
literally all sex with any non-virgin woman is three steps away from cleaning off another man's dick with your mouth.

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>>85528429
He has a false sense of entitlement, he is absolutely disgusting genetic trash and should not have made it to adulthood let alone expect to be allowed to reproduce.
>>85528460
Escortcel or brainlet.
>>85528426
If you cannot achieve sex organically you are unfit and should have been thrown down a pit as a baby.
>>85528360
But why is it superior?

Pro-tip: It's because you were selected, i.e. validated.
>>85528403
fuck off liberal, not everyone should be entitled to sex.

>>85527132

For you.

>>85528410
black kids may not have their biological fathers, but they do have plenty of authoritative male figures and masculine role models growing up that show them what women respond positively to, which is something little timmy singlemom in the 'burbs never had.

>>85528427
>not saying anything

yea i try this and ask them about themselves which women can talk forever about but this tends to bore me or we have a really long conversation but there is zero sexual attraction anymore.

also many women give answers that go nowhere even when are actually interested although i tend to assume they aren't if they give answers that cant be expanded on. basically idk, i just feel like i am too boring.

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>tfw in a weird relationship with sister so can't get gf
>still a virgin at 26

wtf do I do?

>>85528487
Because sex doesn't actually matter that much. Male virginity is a social construct.

>>85528596
you are literally an autistic virgin and there is no point in anyone arguing with you.

>>85528596
>not everyone should be entitled to sex.
You're making an excellent case for yourself, I'll give you that.

>>85528506

you are overthinking too much, this is a female mentality

a manly man like me just goes to whores whenever he feels he needs to fuck a new bitch and he is too stressed by work, he literally doesn't think too much about it, probably choosed to do it that same noon

you in the other hand overthink everything, you probably waste all your time pondering what people would think about you if you did something. you are probably one of the most cucked type of guys in the world, oversocialized to the bone

>>85528634
Try talking to them like they are children.

>>85527240

as someone who consensually orally violates teen whores from tinder on a regular basis, i can safely say that some of them are unsatisfying enough that i might have to fap again later that night after facefucking them. however, the memory of the facefucking will sustain me for many future faps. therefore, having sex increases your fapping enjoyment FAR more because you can fap to your own memories and experiences rather than hentai you faggot lel

>>85528523

Use a proper cream you stupid american, lubricated faps are not a meme

>>85524431
>Turns up at da club with old woman wearing 'wing mom' t-shirt and his follow up question is 'want to meet my mom?'
>HOW am I STIIIIIILL SINGLE?
They can't get him a mormon downie?

>>85524431
How is this not just Undateables?

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>>85528634
this
>>85528687

the reason this works is because women crave novelty and excitement

women are not interested in a fixer upper

they want the best they can get NOW

especially in the age of instant gratification

any why wouldn't they? there's nothing wrong with trying to score the best deal

>>85528734
You use cream like from a cow?

Why the fuck did he bring his mom there? Why didn't anyone bother to tell him he's 34, not 8, and shouldn't bring his mom to babysit him while trying to get laid? Why does a 34 year old man think bringing his mom within 2 miles of the girl he's trying a bone will help him get laid at all?
I'm a virgin and this is common knowledge since the age of 13. This fucking guy. AND WHAT IS WITH THOSE RETARDED T-SHIRTS? WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE THEM MADE???????

>>85528712
amen dude. I didn't particularly enjoy the physical aspect of throatfucking tindersluts either, but i've been jerking off to the videos I recorded of it for years.

>>85528790
Shaving cream you fucktard.

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>>85528684
>he can't get sex like a normal human and has to waste his money
Why don't you just fap if it's just for stress relief and pleasure?

Could it be that you wish to simulate the exact kind of validation you deep down crave, but cannot get likely because you are ugly? It boggles the mind.
>>85528683
Yes exactly, I have a fairly modest record which means my genetics are in fact not in the top tier, though on the other hand, at least I have never had to pay anything.
>>85528671
t. coping escortcel

>>85528734
>Americans are dumb for using lotion
>Americans are dumb for not using lotion
Really makes you think

>>85528657
>>tfw in a weird relationship with sister so can't get gf

elaborate

>>85528836
That's not made for jerkin idiot

>>85528790

I actually use conditioning shampoo, that will not make you penis burn

but straight shampoo, soap, and certain lotions will make your penis burn like hell

>>85528687
funny enough i have the most success when i put on the basic cocky-funny pua type of personality.

it's fucking exhausting though as that's not my real personality and after you know me for more than a few days it becomes apparent that's not really how i act. i guess i should just get better at faking.

>>85528847
>woman gets more and more evil looking

women confirmed for inherently evil

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>>85528684
>your overthinking this
>in a thread about it

are you retarded?

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well tbf he looks and talks exactly how you'd expect a 25+ year old virgin to

>>85528847

Because when i fap a shot loads of semen since i'm a high test male and it's a fucking mess to clean, I actually prefer to pay to make other clean that shit

I'm 31 and I've been beating off so much to porn I never had any libido in my twenties. Like it was completely divorced from real life because I started at age 7.

Actually brushed women off several times because of this. Never was into dudes either. I feel kind of trolled by modern society but what are you gonna do.

>>85525643
Sex workers and the act of buying sex are both pathetic and embarrassing.

>>85528596
The dude needs intimacy, human connection. I hate this modern era of sexuality where it's either purely for physical pleasure or breeding. It feels so fucking below us as humans. I know it's feminism that has done it, separated intimacy from sex in full. I feel like our society is some sort of Satanic BDSM porno. Hitler and Goebells were right, Jews pervert ANYTHING they get ahold of

>>85528834

fellow patrician spotted. i put a tiny thing over the green dot on my macbook and turn the brightness all the way down on my laptop. have loads of recordings of one night stands and drunken tinder fucks saved on there.

best fap material ever

>>85528954
>what is wrapping a tissue around your cock?

>>85528847
>at least I have never had to pay anything.
Me neither, and I still had sex. What's your excuse again?

>>85526852
DUDE, holy fuck, you're right. I have never realized that my virgin, pretty beta, friend has no father.

>>85528922
i talk exactly like, fast paced, nervous, not a particularly masculine voice, and I also live in my mother's basement. i don't obsess about virginity though because thankfully i don't look like him and am not a virgin :^)

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>>85527132
4u

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>>85528966
But why does he DESERVE intimacy and "human connection"? This is approaching human rights levels of fake and gay bullshit
>>85528954
lmao this level of delusion and cope

Be honest, have you ever had sex without escortceling? It really sounds like you haven't and are compensating by putting on a REALLY weak "alpha" personality.

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>>85528868
she is like a second mother to me and does everything for me but I can't get a gf because she wouldn't approve of it and she gets jealous when I mention other girls to her.

>>85529091

Yeah dude, I had sex with your mom yesterday

Ah no sorry, she was an escort too

>>85528684
hahaha what the hell is this?

>>85528960
So you think marriage is pathetic and embarrassing too? Because interactions between the sexes is transaction by nation.

>>85529096
>she wants to fuck

>>85529096
your sister is nuts m8

>>85529096
Anon....

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>>85524431
Started nofap like two months ago, because I thought it would help me get laid, it sure helped me with every day life and talking to girls became easy, but after talking to a lot of girls, I realize that I'm just not that interested in relationships or getting laid, I simply don't care, so I've been putting my energy into working out.

I don't think I'll ever fap again and I most certainly won't get laid. I'm 25 and don't mind dying a virgin.

>>85524431
Man that guy should kill himself.

>>85529091
He never said he deserved it that is the comments from females who probably ride through 3 cocks a week and they themselves feel entitled if they go 2 days without male attention. I mean fuck someone throw the guy a pitty fuck. The man is clearly in pain, why does everything with women have to be about THEM. Help the fucking guy out, you're gonna go fuck some douchenozzle next week in the club anyway, and probably have low-key HPV

Here's some quality autismkino.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2frant

Autistic Brit goes to Holland to go to a virginity school and practice touching boobs. It's not American so it's not fake reality tv and you get to see tits.

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>>85529091
who is this

why bother redpilling some poor escortcel

leave him alone

>>85529096
don't blame your sister for your problems cuck.

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>>85529135
So no then, you are a pathetic smelly escortcel. Just stick to porn and stop pretending you understand sexuality.
>>85529022
>all this projection, coping and outright insults
This is how you know you are hitting the right buttons, escortcels and truecels are so predictable. Rotters at least have dignity in their resignation.

>>85529096
Is she pretty? fuck her then. One of this days when she gets jealous just say something like "But I need to have sex, are YOU going to give me sex then?" and see what happens.

>>85529201
It's worth a shot at least once my man

>>85529139
>Because interactions between the sexes is transaction by nation.

The mantra of everyone who's never had sexual intercourse without explicitly paying for it.

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>>85529236
>grannyboobs

the fuck anon?

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>>85528966
>The dude needs intimacy, human connection

>>85528995
Is that legal?

Paying for escorts is like that hunting episode of koth.

>>85529292
grannys need loving too faggot

I have lost my virginity years ago and I still somehow feel like one.

Must be the fact, that I had sex so few times, that it is still something unusual for me.

And I'm fucking 28.

Still glad I will never be a fucking wizzard, though.

>>85529255
You must be having one hell of a week if you're mocking people for having sex. Anything you wanna talk about?

>>85529255

>all those sluthate terms
>that reaction image

The only guys who visit sluthate are bitter losers, there is no one single chad in that page that knows about those terms or even think about them

May I ask why i should listen to you if you don't even have experience to begin with?

/fit/ is in the other alley, you will bait more easily there since it's rampant on insecurity and actual gymcels

>>85524431

I'm 32 and had sex with only one girl

Lost my virginity at 28

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>tfw 22 year old virgin
>mfw last night i let it slip too my brothers gf that i have not a had a gf since i was 16

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>>85529343
Your loss man, 5 more years until ultimate power

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>>85529328
let me tell you some real shit

nothing is "illegal"

it's what/who will stop me

>tfw 24 and still a virgin
>trying to fuck my roommate one night when we're drunk, she'll probably do it too since she's taken at least 30 dicks
>if this fails I'll end up like the guy in the video

>>85529387
>gf at 16
>virgin

how did you manage that one?

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>>85529144
no idea m8, i'm too much a chicken to find out.

>>85529173
probably but she was there for me since birth, like she changed my diapers, beat up my bullys etc.

>>85529183
what m8?

>>85529248
but I gotta blame somebody

>>85529274
yes she is very pretty actually, she even worked as a model for some time.

she also teases me all the time, I think she knows about my devbeloped incest fetish.

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>>85529417
dont shit in the river you drink from buddy

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>>85529382
tfw there is still hope

>>85525643
Im getting to the point where I want to, but to me thats admitting defeat. Id rather be able to get a girl in bed like a normal person then say I had to pay for it
if I dont get laid at college this year I might as well give up though

>>85529368

dudes on /pol/ and sluthate are the ultimate betas

man a real "alpha" guy doesnt even spend a minute thinking about all that shit, sure bitches can be nasty but you still love em.

Takes one look at the stuff they write and you know right then and there that these guys are not only not getting any its like they are actually getting negative pussy

>>85524431
This is all an act right? This is just too fucking retarded and on the nose.

>>85529287
Nah, I think I'll pass.

>>85528712
> be so deluded that you make up shit from gonzo porn and post about it on Crimean frog licking enthusiast board

>>85526852
>pathetic 31 year old virgin
>dad ran off when I was a baby

Hmm.

>>85527247
I think you should be the one giving the tip if you know what I mean

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>>85529447
she should be able to set you up with a friend if she truly cared for you.

but what she wants is a thrall.

a slave.

do you cook and clean for her?

do you do things she can do for EASILY do herself?

she is the man; not you

stop putting up with her shit you fucking cuck

if she has it her way

WHICH IS IS CURRENTLY

you will remain a preverbal child virgin and end up like elliot rodgers were you just snap one day

>>85529488

No, some mormons are this cucked

The guy is a fine lad, just mentally brainwashed by mormons, he hasn't any anxiety from what I have seen, so beliefs is what fucked him long run

Probably would have tried harder earlier if he wasn't a mormon

I had a sex with a girl once a few years back but couldn't ejaculate; I assume because I had ruined my sensitivity over the years too my iron grip fapping. It ended up taking so long that I had to stop and leave without being finished off by hand or anything else too because I had to go to work. She was really pissed. She broke up with me shortly after but I don't think that was related.

Still trying to decide if that makes me a virgin or not.

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>>85529566
>do you cook and clean for her?
no but she cooks and cleans for me, even cuts my hair and buys me little gifts all the time.

all I do for her is hanging out with her watching movies or playing videogames with her.

>>85529455
Dubs confirm but I'm still slightly in love with her, and it's a way easier task getting with her than with the qt Christfag girl we work with.

>>85527231

Let me guess you are living with you mom?

The number one thing that kept me a virgin for so long is I didn't want to bring girls home because it was a small apartment and I didn't want to sleep over at someone's place.

I am that autistic

I should have moved out when I was 18. On the plus side my credit is good and I've got 20,000 in savings just to do whatever.

>>85529426

not him but teenage "relationships" are both forced/awkward and strange, but also primal and innocent and sweet. so its possible some girl had a crush on him and vice versa but because they are 16 and very nervous neither of them knows what to do and initiate

i mean where are you really going to bang a girl in high school if you dont have a car yet? your house? her house? in either case, parents would normally try and cockblock that.


theres a reason a shitload of people are concieved in the backseat of a car. aint nobody finna have sex with mom in the room over

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>>85529367
>escortcels
>having sex
lmao
>>85529368
I know I am not a Chad, I have scraped together a few LTRs and a couple lays at festivals, nothing major. The difference is that I fully accept my lot in life and don't cope with escortceling or pretending that I am entitled to more sex than I've had. The exact amount of sex you get without having to pay for it is the amount of sex you are worth and deserve, anything else is cope and escortceling is just straight up delusion on the same level as thinking your anime waifu is real.
>>85529484
Correct, I have never pretended to be alpha, but Chads sure as fuck do not pay for sex. In fact girls pay THEM for sex as they are just that fucking valuable and desirable you coping subhuman cuck

>wing-mom
Are you fucking serious

>>85529426
Because i am autistic as shit. That girl actually broke up with me because i only ever held her hand and kissed her on the cheek one time. I wish i could slap the shit out of my past self for being such a faggot

>>85529542

Im also 31 and virgin

I love my dad but he's an engineer and I'm pretty sure he has autism. He looked like che guevara in the nineties and still got laid a lot even though he was awkward.

He spent a lot of time abroad working contracts in my youth and my mom was an overworked lawyer with a bipolar streak and there you have a recipe for disaster. At least my sister has kids and a great family so I dont feel too bad about dying alone.

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>>85529623
>cuts my hair

this is a giant red flag

it might not seem like a big deal but it is

a man's hair is his crown and she has dominion over your crown

so your basically the little brother that will never grow up

>playing video games with girls
>watching movies with girls

pleb

>>85529662

>deserve

What is this? Communism USSR? We are in a motherfucking capitalist freedom society, i can do whatever i want with my money you cuck

>>85529201
And yet another /fit/ autistic is born. Very soon you'll be yearning for traps, no homo.

>>85529602
Some will tell you that you define your own virginity but if you stuck your dick in some puss you're probably good

>>85529602

it's *definitely* related. if you blow a load during she will catch feels for you, biologically programmed. especially if you make a funny cum face, which i do, which is endearing. im not even making this shit up: its why girls are naturally guarded to have sex, because they WILL catch feels if that dick is good enough


if you can fuck/finger/lick a girl really good, she will literally do anything for you. its not rocket surgery. if a girl was giving you bomb head and pussy you would give her alot of latitude too


i low key love tv relationship discussions

>>85529704

fuck I meant seventies

pre-internet it was EASY AS FUCK to get laid all you needed was not looking like a complete fucking monster

>>85526880
>t. virgin

>>85529636
>aint nobody finna have sex with mom in the room over

i fucked my high school gf literally hundreds of times in the same house as my or her parents.

there's also a reason those "come over my parents aren't home" memes exist too. car sex is usually risky and very uncomfortable and you really don't want to do it after the first couple times.

>>85529602

same here, had sex with a girl, couldn't ejaculate, didn't had another experience and didn't wanted to seek it because it seemed like too much work to don't even be able to ejaculate at all

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>>85529755
it's still as easy as ever to get laid you fag

its EASIER now more then ever

also how would you even know? you were like a fucking tot in the 70s

>>85529714
>s is a giant red flag
>it might not seem like a big deal but it is
>a man's hair is his crown and she has dominion over your crown
autism

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>>85529720
Money cannot buy you genetics and they are the most valuable commodity in society, it is YOU who are the egalitarian liberal in thinking everyone should be entitled to or allowed to do whatever they want, despite it violating natural law.

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>>85529820
>his sister cuts his hair

>>85527132
Sorry bro, but your genetic worth is dangerously low. Like damn, how can a woman like you with such minuscule genetic worth? I spit on you, genetic trash.

>>85529401
I wish this was true.

>>85529736
No, I've probably fapped to most of the tranny porn there is, I'm interested in trannies as much as I'm interested in girls and I'm interested in neither. I'm better off being fit and autistic, at least this way I'm happy and don't frustrate over petty shit like relationships or girls.

>>85529575
But his unchecked retardation, joyfull hope and no idea how pathetic he is, really fucking works tho. I've seen it happen. I've seen hobbit looking remedial retards (like not retarded, just certified dumb) dudes have multiple girlfriends because they're literally too stupid to see their shortcomings and have any less self confidence because of it..

And the realization that having a happy outlook on life despite your shortcomings is really all it ever takes, has made me twice as resentful.

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>>85529714
but I asked her to cut my hair so I don't have to do it, she also shaves my neckbeard when I ask her.

>playing video games with girls
why not?

>watching movies with girls
but I get to decide what we watch and she has about the same taste in movies like me.

she also sends me pictures of her feet when she isn't with me.

>>85526852
i didn't need my coward dad and i got laid

Okay how many anons in here are legit asexual and how many are just guys who never really tried?

>>85529776
>banging gf under blanket in basement
>in blind spot where parents could easily walk around the corner and see us
>gf takes off blanket just to up the excitement
Lawd almighty

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>>85529847
autism

>>85529840

genetics ain't shit, everything is hard work and skill development, be it fighting, studying, chess, painting, acting, everything you dumb fuck

>>85527382
>tips fedora

>>85528847
>>85528596
>>85527075
sluthate/puahate is leaking again

>>85529742
>its why girls are naturally guarded to have sex
Lets ask Chad..
Chad?
>*inhales*

>>85529662
>but Chads sure as fuck do not pay for sex.
nearly every high powered male pays for sex. you're delusional as shit.

>In fact girls pay THEM for sex as they are just that fucking valuable
this is not a real thing. women don't need to pay to get fucked, and nearly all male prostitutes are exclusively servicing other males.

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>>85529884
but anon.

you never said you were truly happy with that

are you?

if you are not then don't do it
>>85529889
because you are man enough to become your own father
>>85529901
>posts reddit screen caps

hmmm...

>>85529768

he's 100% right

>>85529776

yeah but if you had the option of that or going to a house without her parents, its no contest. im not saying nobody has sex with parents home. im saying you cant really choke/slap fuck the shit out of her and have her making dem noises properly if you're worried about her parents. and i was explaining to other anon how its easy to get cockblocked by lack of good places to get laid


honestly your girlfriends parents either didnt care that he was getting railed or sucked as parents cause most parents try and prevent their daughters from getting rammed constantly from some strange anon

>>85527597

So you are a nietzsche historical revisionism fag?

holy fuck you are a complete meme

>>85527686
>believing this
There's your problem.

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>>85529897
>talking too this girl i like
>she says she always thought i was asexual
What does that say about me?

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>>85527686
litterally anyone who can read this post has the potental to be chad

why is this word even an insult?

chad is not hard

just be able to lift your body weight have a job and a car

wowie bee

>>85529929
is "escortcel" one of their buzzwords? this guy uses it a lot.

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>>85524431
guitar man is thinking: God is dead we killed him

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>>85529967
its almost perfect, all that is missing in my Life is busting a nut into a vajaja.
the forbidden fruits my friend, the forbidden fruits...

>>85530061
>job and a car
Welp was a good run lads

>>85530085
drink some alcohol and ask her for sex

>>85530068
JUST

>>85529970
>you cant really choke/slap fuck the shit out of her and have her making dem noises properly

i don't know what kind of trauma you and/or your gf went through a kids, but this isn't something the average high school first love couple does, homie.

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>>85530111
>cant afford 500 dollars for a shitty celica or honda cycle

>>85529907
>genetics ain't shit, everything is hard work and skill development, be it fighting, studying, chess, painting, acting, everything you dumb fuck

Guess you know fuck all about anything, especially chess, since some retarded slav decided to make his 3 daughers chess androids from birth. The best one is not close to Magnus Carlsen, who decided to pick the game up just to be better than his sister when he was 10 years old or something.. Genetics is everything, bruh. Its the programming of who you are, and its already pre-set to who you can be. You cant go past your natural limits, you can only achieve them. And nobody knows what they're preset to do, only a select few are lucky enough to do what they were destined and prosper.

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>>85530124
I don't drink and that would be out of character for me, also not sure if fucking with sister would be such a good idea...

>>85526880
So if your wife was fucking male escorts you'd be fine with it?

>>85530156

You don't need to be the perfect one to get girls

Anyone can be a GM with hard work, not everyone can be in the top of the world, same applies to the girls thing

Also skills are pathetically low in most people, so after a few months of trying you would quickly reach god status among everyone, same applies to girls

Maybe if you were competing for getting more girls that your friend which also gets tons of girls i would understand your genetic struggle, otherwise it's just delusional thinking

>>85530174
who cares if it would be out of character for you, you need to get out of your comfort zone. plus sleeping with your sister is your only hope of ever getting laid.

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>>85530156
chess is a learning based game not a skill based game

very awful explain to be honest

if genetics are everything then why is arnold's one son super fat?

>>85530066
Yes.
Incel, escortcel, wristcel, baldcel, framecel and so on

>>85529897
Im pretty sure I am but Im also not a virgin so there's that

How likely is it that a cute blonde 20 year old girl with a great ass is a virgin? Her dad's a pastor and she goes to church every Sunday.

fuck bros not had sex for about two weeks
talk about blue balls

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>>85530285
Lol i feel you senpai

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>>85530256
and doing this would probably ruin our otherwise platonic relationship.

>>85524431
is he even a wizard yet?

>>85526882
It get's better m8, 20 isn't too bad.


I'm 23
was kisless till literally the night before i turned 20, there was a party I figured well turning 20 tomorrow I'm gonna do it tonight. Just tell yourself "I'll do it" and it will happen. Looking back all my friends who did it during highschool i remember also went in with that mentalty, i remember a friend saying, fuck it guys I'll make out with a girl tonight for the first time, and they did.
Then you just have to be honest with yourself, and not expect to kiss a 9/10 or something, just go with the flow and if you're not the monster from goonies, chances are some girl will pay attention to you, approach her talk, dance with and then just do it. if you're both drunk you always have an excuse. It will get a lot easer after the first time.

I was a virgin util shortly after turning 22, similarly i just decided to tell one of the tinder matches let's meet up/go on a date. And then well one thing led to another, people are on tinder for a reason. Then after that it got much easier too, not that i turned into a chad or anything but it's no longer unknown or intimidating.

>TL;DR: don't make it a big deal. Just tell yourself I'm gonna go out and do it, and you'll manage. Don't be too picky, and don't take yourself too seriousl

I know it sounds cliche af, but it's true

>>85526852
>not a virgin but still as socially awkward as it gets
>absent father
Holy shit. Nah just kidding I already knew about this. My dad probably knows too and this is probably why he tries so hard to bond with me now.

>>85530275

zero

>>85530315
Just rape a classmate/coworker/cousin/sister's friend bro

>>85530345
>Don't be too picky
whats the fucking point then?
been jerking off for 20 years to 10/10s and now you expect me to fuck a 3/10?
nigga that ain't gonna work

>>85524431

>Belly button lint collection

This has got to be scripted and fake

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>>85530111
its easy bro

>>85526754
uhm do you live in Switzerland, or Japan or something?

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>>85530262
Because he's not a roiding gymcel cuck like Arnold
>>85530175
lol wut
>>85529983
This is literal truth, capitalism is a system set up by ugly jew merchants to overthrow the natural order
>>85529952
That is exactly what I am saying inbred jew cuckcels can pay to have model wives, meanwhile they will fuck the Chad poolboy FOR FREE or even PAY HIM for his genetically superior seed lmao

this is against the natural and thankfully this whole house of cards will plummet down onto itself soon enough
>>85529907
Literally tranny tier delusion lmao

>Girl texts me that she's about to get in the shower and if I'd like to join
>Replied that I just took one
I may be assburger'd, but at least I'm not a virgin with Asperger's

>>85530377
But what about her commitment to God? She seems so pure and I want to wife her, then again I've heard a rumor she got a tattoo some months ago.

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>be a burger
>be middle-aged incel
>finally mustard up the courage to order a craigslist whore
>fap and cum 2 times to prep my endurance
>nervously pace around the room waiting for her
>she finally arrives
>instead it's the cops
>they arrest me for being a virgin
IT'S NOT FAIR!

>>85530415
well then stop jerking off then

it's clearly just making your problem worse

then atleast you have time to work on yourself

to score a 8/10 you just need a few basic things

which would be easy to attain if you actually got off your ass

>>85528532
found the only non-virgin guy ITT

>>85530487
all I would need is money, a 10/10 escort is like 450 bucks here.

>>85530154
Can't you just pick up a girl with the bus ? its more transport friendly, cheaper and interesting. Also fucking spending money on driving lessons, getting insurance for a shitbox and paying for roadtax, thats more than half your monthly neetbux. All that money wasted just for a chance, in case one day you might pick up some girl. I mean you can't even drive to the city with the car, theres no where to park and it cost a fortune, it would be just cheaper to take a cab or uber

This entire thread is pure cringe. Maybe if prostitution were legal some of you wouldn't be so mentally ill and harbor such deep resentments about sex.

Sex can be meaningful, sex can be meaningless, that's up to you which one you want. Neither one is better than the other. It's all subjective.

>>85528487
it's because the meme of conservative religious people being happy ain't a meme.
If only it was something one could choose

>>85524431
I'm a 30+ virgin and I would kill myself if people discovered that I'm a virgin, fuck you Skippy.

>>85530525
Hi, reddit!

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>>85530513
>spending money on driving lessons
Don't you have a Dad?

>>85530511
Protip: an escort with pics that are 10/10 is actually a 6/10. You want to go for the 8/10s because it's more likely a real photo.