Predict the quips

>Spiderman falls over due to Thanos glove
>Thanos: HAHA, I knew you'd FALL for it

>>85524289
>Thanos falls over due to something
>Thanos: Does anyone have any.. Infinity Stones?

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>I’m Thanos, and this is my cinematic universe. I work here with my old manlet RDJ and my cuck, Big Joss. Everything in here has the same story and same demographic. One thing I’ve learned after 9 years – you always know WHAT assembly line-flick is gonna come through that Disney™ sweatshop.

>>85524234
>Thanos: I got all the infinity stones, What could you do against me?
>Memelord: Dance off bro, you and me
>Spiderman: Mr. Stark, Is this a distraction..... What are we suppose to do?...
>IM: Just follow my lead, kid
*all dancing DOMO ARIGATO MR ROBOTO"

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>thanos finally puts on the complete infinity gauntlet with all gems
>"gaunlet I, Thanos the titan, commands you; destroy the unive-"
>a *poing* nose is heard as an arrow strikes off one of the gems ,leaving the gauntlet useless
>"you did not see that coming?"

>>85524234
>Cap is dying after defeating Thanos
I guess you could say this... caps off phase 3...

>>85524234
I like quips...

>>85524728
Nothing wrong with that i guess, but you gotta go
>>>/r/eddit

>>85524801
Why are you redirecting him to /r/ with an "eddit" catalog query?

>we have a hulk
>we also have a hulk

>black guy in a red checkered shirt and thick rimmed glasses at the back of the cinema shouts OH SNAP

>Ironman and black friend argue about an irrelevant topic whilst in their suits
this will definitely happen

>what's your superpower?
>I'm rich

>>85524234
There's gonna lots of shitty quips when avengers meets rocket raccoon and le tree man for the first time. Guaranteed

>This war has been going on for a long time
>What are we, some kind of... Infinity War?

>Iron Man and Rocky Raccoon banter
>le ebin Hulk and Groot interaction scene
>Starlord fanboying once he sees *the* Captain America
>joke about Ant-Man uselessness
>Thanos quipping something stupid as he removes the gem from Vision

red/grey Gotg guy and hulk team up, hulk mocks his intelligence.

>>85524645
>rendering the gauntlet useless

t. I've never actually read any Marvelshit

>>85524234
Black Widow to Hulk and Thor when she first sees them

>Nice hair cut boys are you two going to the same salon?

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>>85524383

>>85524896
because he is also reddit

>>85524234
>Iron man looks at captain Anerica
>"why did the chicken cross the road
>"you tell me tin can"
>"to get to the other side"
>freeze frame
>roll credits

>So you're sayin' we some kina Infinity War?

>Scarlet Witch shows up and saves the day
>Tony looks at Thor
>Is she with you?
>I thought she was with you!

>>85524645
Didn't you already post this one 2 weeks ago ?

>>85524234
>DAM Natasha Romanoff looks like THAT?
>wonder woman scoffs

I'm tired of Marvelcuck quips, I want DChad quips
>Flash: What a good team you have Señor Wayne, I want to work for you *looks at the camera* We make America great too

>everyone teams up for the epic final "Infinity war"
>star lord and iron man stop to argue about whether they're called avengers or GOTG
>tony stark turns to GROOT for his opinion
>"I am groot"
>*thunderous applause*
>Iron man flies off laughing

If Marvel had balls, the quips could actually improve Thanos being big bad and justify all his build up.
>Have Hawkeye or someone randomly disappear
>Halfway through the fight with Thanos, Tony and Starlord qupping away
>Audience laughing away thinking heroes gonna win and Thanos is a big ol' pussy
>Thanos shows them that at the start of the fight he literally erased members of their team from existence without them even noticing or remembering
>"Continue your jokes as they did. It did not save them, and I assure you it will not save you"
Thanos could literally kill off the cast and it wouldn't matter because we all know Infinity Gems gonna lead to reality fucking by the end. But they could at least cement in that he's the cinematic universes big bad instead of just another villain.

>this triggered marvel pajeet who just keeps saying the DC jokes
lmao

"We're going to have to run the gauntlet in order to get those stones back!"

>>85525341
Good one, here's your (you).

>>85524234
Thanos is a sure a big guy

>>85525116
>Thanos quipping something stupid as he removes the gem from Vision
>"This has been on my mind longer than it has on yours."

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>"It's my turn now, the grapefruit finally squeezes the human"

Doc Strange solos Gauntlet Thanos ezpz

this movie should just be Doctor Strange 2

There will be the inevitable Sherlock joke between RDJ and Bumper Cumbersnatch

>>85525630
>the juice is loose!
>with power comes grape responsibility.
>your efforts are fruitless!

>>85525619
heh

>>85525220
>>85525081

>>85525679
didn't even realize this

you're 100% right

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>>85525701

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>>85525679
>>85525850

>One of them will say "Elementary, really." after explaining something to the other, giving a knowing look

>THANOS, I'VE COME TO BARGAIN

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If this isn't in the film, I will be really fucking disappointed.

>>85525954
>one's a surgeon, the other an engineer
Stephen would have more in common with Bruce since they're both doctors, but it'll use the Holmes connection.

>>85526462
I imagine it would be Strange to Stark, considering that Stark is basically Strange pre-life-destroying-accident, and Strange uses literal magic, which, again, Stark will think is a load of shit, just like Strange did at first.

Having said that, Russo Brothers are directing the films. I can't remember too many "quips" from Civil War or The Winter Soldier.

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>>85524383
Give up Tony. You're out of orange slices!

>>85525679
Prepare ur anus for the first on screen meeting of Everett Ross and Dr Strange:
Ross: Do I know you? You look familar.
Strange: Its elementary, we met just now.

>>85525679
>Avengers and co are discussing shit
>someone says the most obvious fucing thing, prolly Banner, the cuck
>"yeah, no shit Sherlock"
>RDJ and Cabbage Patch turn around
>"Yes?"
>Theater fucking ERUPTS with clapping

>iron man talking to grapeman "if I pull off that gauntlet, will it hurt?"
>thanos looks down at the small man "it would be extremely painful"
>iron man looking through his telescope at thanos' head "you're a big guy"
>thanos looks squints though his magnifying glass at iron guy "for you"

Screenshot this.

>I'm just a kid from Brooklyn

Said by Captain America before he grabs Thor's hammer and starts fighting against Thanos with his shield and the hammer while all the other Avengers are laying on the ground defeated

>>85527142
That fact that there is 100% chance of this makes me cringe

>Avengers are preparing for the big mission
>Guardians have the plans all set
>Rocket Racoon goes: "And we need this guy's arm!" to Bucky
>18 oscars, 2 billion at the box offce

>Hulk looks at the green GotG chick seductively
>she makes a snide remark about the patriarchy in the current space year

>>85527305
This is pretty much guaranteed. Except the oscars and box office

>>85527142
>implying that this wouldn't be based

nigga Cap is the best

>>85527380
Stark nails gamorra in the comics doesnt he? What are the odds of this happening /tv/

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WHIP AN NAE NAE OFF THANOS

>>85528226
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