What does /tv/ think of Fairuza Balk?

Worst Witch

We think her face triggers you, Jason.

I like her. I met her irl when she was working in a new age bookstore a year or two after the Craft came out. She was a lot better looking in person. We had a talk about magic in video games and ended up talking about Gabriel Knight for about 15 minutes.

Aubrey Plaza before Aubrey Plaza

>>85518937
>1990s
>"we need to cast a weird, quirky girl for our upcoming Gothic teenage angst film."
>"I have the perfect actress."

>>85519105
Nice crap, Jai. You never leave the house.

>>85519125
Fairuza's skin is not as loose as Aubrey's skin.
Aubrey always looks like she's wearing a skin suit.

Popped one of my first boners to her in American History X. Ah to be young again

>>85519178
37 now and no prospects, eh? Wew

>>85519173
I don't leave the house anymore. I did back in the mid/late 90s.
I used to like going to new age stores. I didn't believe any of it, but the places themselves were always soothing and had that book+new age herbs smell to them.

>>85518937

NIGGER LOVER

>>85519225
>anymore
How many of them are there in Illinois, Jason?

>>85518937
absolutely disgusting human being

>>85519286
Yes. You really are. Nice to see you being so self-aware, Anon.

>reeeing

Hotter in Waterboy than any of the movies she's half naked in

She aged like fucking milk.

>>85519374
You've aged like rotting turds, Jason.

>>85518937
idk how old she was in port of call bad lieutenant but her body literally made me hard and movies dont do that
probably has to do with her strange face. shes by no means ugly

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>>85519313

>>85519412
I always felt weird while fapping to her. Like, a little guilty and ashamed.

Years latrer I figured out why. She looks a lot like Tim Curry in Rocky Horror. It's the mouth.

>>85519485
Now I want to see her doing
>Brad!
>Janet!
>Dr. Scott!

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>>85519196
what? Is this just autistic drivel?

>>85519802
Your life? Yes.

>>85518937
I want her to bite my dick off and then laugh at me while I die

>>85518937

Tim Curry looks like THAT....

>>85518937

She's getting chinked right now

>>85518937
I would like to have sex with her if you know what I mean.

>>85519917

explain you cryptic asshole!

>>85518937
I only saw her in American History X. But she was pure kino.

>>85519401
Tell your mom youre out of your meds. Give me her number and ill text her anonymously for you.

>>85520023
I wish you would become deadkino

>>85520068
Copying things said to you. Wew.

Bad news, Jason. You DO live with your mom and you DO take meds for seizures.

Copying it back doesn't actually work lol

fairuza agreement xD

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>>85519196
What did he mean by this?

>>85520023
>hasn't seen Waterboy

>>85519125
Aubrey's not a mixture of a sandnigger,turkroach and spic.

>Balk has stated that her father is of Romani and Cherokee ancestry, and that her mother is of Irish and French descent.
Ohh, that's why (((hollywood))) won't give her any roles.

>>85520147
>Jason
who? is this some e-celeb you hate or something? get a grip, mate.

crazykino

>>85520753
Nice reeeing, pedo.

>>85518937
I'm dah jokah baybee

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>>85520825
nice projection. sort your life out.

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>>85520825
Not even the guy you're replying to

>>85518937
prime Fairuza would've made a great Harley Quinn

>>85518937
I found her attractive when I was a kid.

I'm wondering if she was the one that started off my goth/punk chick attraction

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>>85519827
fuckin decimated

>>85518997
>>85520147
>>85520825
>>85519401
>>85519263
Take your meds cloister

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>>85521271
So? I dont know what you are saying you should really take your meds bro :^)

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>>85518937
She's a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania?

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>>85522362
Still reeeing?

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She looks unrecognizable to me

>>85519125

Balk has one of the most expressive face ever, they're almost total opposites

>>85522701
Jesus Christ she is ruined.

>>85522701
Why are you posting Juliette Lewis?

Can someone post that webm from American History X?

You know the one.

>>85518937

Fairuza vs Daddario smile-off