this guy slays me

>>85518438
nia also slays him

>hurr durr families can't work

I wish i was born hundred years ago.

>>85518504
You would immediately regret that

>>85518504
Enjoy WW2

>>85518548
>make hitler win WW2
>usher in a thousand years of happiness and progression of humanity

I think i would.

>>85518577
A dweeb like you couldn't win at FIFA nevermind at war.

>>85518504
>Proceeds to make a family.

Pretty sure he believes they can work, just that they can be a large burden as well. Its pretty euphoric, but its not necessarily wrong. Independence is priceless

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>>85518504
>you'll never have wife and kids that despite hardships of life, they still love you anyway

>>85518738
If you're a colossal faggot and fuck your kids over by moving to a shit town where they don't fit in then they will hate you.

>>85519778
my parents moved us to chinatown and the triads tried to kill me haahaha

fucked my life up ahhaha i never recovered hahaha still get panic attacks and cant trust anyone hahaha

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>>85519851
it seriously fucked up my life. i was friends with this asian kid, he joined the triads, turned into a nutcase, i think part of his initiation was to fuck me up

anyway i hope hes dead or dying of cancer now

but once a friend turns on you like that you never trust anyone new in your life again

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>>85519958
your life sounds interestng t b h

>>85519958
How old are you now?

>>85520045
29

>>85518504
He didn't say they can't work, just that they suck more if they don't.

>>85520153
Have you tried seeing a therapist? Do you see women?

Evidently

>>85519958
we finarry found ru

>>85518504
>no internet

You wouldn't last a week.

Futons are pretty comfy and you can switch them into couches for the rest of day

>>85518577
The Germans were never even close.

>>85520518
I hate the fucking internet. My life would be normal and I'd have a gf if I hadn't spent my formative years online gaming and watching youtube instead of spending time people and more importantly girls.

>>85520545
I'm a physics major and would have designed f-15s and h-bombs for them.

>>85520545
I'm an anime fan and would introduce the GIs to catgirls to devastate their morale.

>>85518438
When did American stand-up comedians just become motivational speakers?

>>85518738
They don't though. They never did, they just put up with you because they need the money.

>>85520509
kek

>>85519958
did he at least get arrested?

>>85518504
you are truly retarded

>>85520714
When they started making more sense than politicians.

>>85521509
Shut the fuck up retarded /pol/nigger

>>85519810
thats why i only hang around quadroons

>>85521509
Is that you George Carlin? Is this me?