Simpsons jokes you don't get

Sneed?

4chan memes

They've changed the meaning of queer since then

Chuck's feed and seed

Dental plan

Chucks?

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

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I really don't get this one...

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Not the Simpsons but still vexing.

>>85518203
>You like being called queer, right?
>That or John
What did they mean by this?

Is classic Simpsons 4chan or reddit

>>85518557
A lot of German car manufacturers were Nazi collaborators but I don't think there's much more here than 'they're evil'.

>>85518575
Yahoo Serious was an Australian actor who was briefly popular at the end of the 80s. The fact that he has enough work to have a festival is ridiculous but Lisa doesn't know who Yahoo Serious is so her comment 'I know those words but that sign doesn't make any sense' is doubly funny.

>>85518589
Milhouse wants to use the avatar name THRILLHOUSE but many 16 bit video games did not allow players to enter more than a few characters for their user name. I don't even think the wrtiers were aware of the term 'ho' as whore (unless this came out in the mid-90s?) it's just a video game joke.

>>85518659
A phile means 'one that loves'. e.g. cinephile loves cinema.

Petalphile is one that loves flowers and also sort of sounds like pedophile but not really.

>>85518575
I loved YS.

>Serious writes, directs, produces, stars in, and has composed the scores for his movies.

Based.

>>85518557
I always assumed that the dummies were Jews that they were using for their own experiments.

>>85518783

Thanks leddit

>>85519070

In 1946?

>>85519646
It's also implied in the Simpsons timeline that Hitler was still alive in modern day

>>85519938
"Buenas noches mein fuhrer"

>>85519104
>understanding things is reddit now

jesus you kids

>>85519232
I lust for that Flanders cock

>>85519232
H U N G
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>>85520564
stupid sexy flanders

>>85519232
why did they make flanders have a giant hog? lol

>>85518457
Sneed's fuck and suck

>>85520661
>why did they make flanders have a giant hog? lol
>lol

that's why

>>85520541
You dont know? 4chan is now the most reddit thing on the internet.

>>85520541
answering to question is reddit
breathing is reddit
existing is reddit
Dont you want to be ahead of the curve,cool unique and countercoulture like a channer ???

>>85520470
YAH YAH

>>85518589
>>85518783
the other side of the joke is that 'milhouse' would've fit perfectly

>>85518783
Of course they knew ho means whore you stupid ho.

>>85518203
It's a reference to Divine eating dog shit off the street.

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???

>>85519232
Is this the reason Krabappel died that he put it inside her? I'm sure it was extremly painful for her.

>>85523015
he's sneed

>>85523015
Is that Ice King?

All of them. Because it's not a funny show.

>>85523015
Howard Hughes reference.

>>85525281
Isn't the Burns Casino episode a reference to that?

>>85525446
Yes, that was a more explicit reference but I guess they decided to go back to the joke again because they liked it. At least I think it's a Howard Hughes reference, since I can't think of anyone else famous for having long fingernails and a big white beard and hair.

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>>85525446
>>85525676
there was also that wooden airplane episode with the drugs ?

another hughs reference to the hk4 hercules?

what's with burns and hughs?

>>85526970
le rich old eccentric meme

Is that John Waters?

>>85526970

Burns is essentially just a combination of CF Kane and Howard Hughes.

>>85525676
>I can't think of anyone else famous for having long fingernails and a big white beard and hair.
Well, there's Sneed.

>>85518203
The biggest Simpson joke that no one gets is that it's still on years after it has jumped the shark.

>>85518783
youre a dumb ass its not a video game joke you nerd

>>85518557
Its kind of like Dr.Strangelove. Nazis still being around and doing evil things. The "dummies" were real jewish people

>>85523015
crystal treatment

That episode where Homer reads a sign that says "Do not touch - Willy", he says "good advice" then touches it anyway.

Is the joke here that Homer can't read?

>>85519232
Is this a real still?

>>85523015
The biblical figure you moron

>>85530718
the joke is that he doesn't care about authority

>>85530761
Yeah. Stupid sexy flanders

>>85530718
Instead of interpreting the sign as being signed by Willy, he's interpreting it as saying you shouldn't touch your "willy" -- that is, your dingdong, your meat and two veg, your lil buddy, your shwingshwangdingdang, your big bopper, your feminine benis

thats the joke

>>85530853
Huh

>>85530853
It's a dick joke. Homer doesnt't know who Will is, so he reads it straight, "Do not touch willy". But Homer needed to touch the furnace to crank up the heat which in turns kills Willy.

This is a Treehouse of Horrors episode right?

>>85530955
>>85530884
>>85530718
thought it meant he read it as he shouldn't touch willy the person

>>85531007
Yeah I know right? Confusing joke.

>>85518589

WT snacks please ban this underage

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>>85518203

>>85530680
I understood that reference

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i still don't get it

simpsons jokes are not that clever are they

>>85518557
when I took drivers ed the instructor showed us a video of east german prisoners getting into car wrecks in order to test car safety features as a way to shorten their sentences

>>85530888
>yfw in the Latin dub the place Krusty refers to is actually called "Sex and Children", missing the original joke completely but making Krusty a pretty fucking creepy character

>>85532669

Never played knifey spoony before pommy ey?

>>85532669
>I see you've played knifey-sneedy before

The part where Skinner puts on the helmet and says small world it really really is. Is the implication that Herman was a vietcong guard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxwgQdLt4As

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i liked their attention to detail

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Is this a sneed thread?

>>85533090
That's basic memory you fool

>>85530664
If only

>>85533090
Shit slipped through the cracks a lot though.

Like Ruth appearing in And Maggie Makes Three (which I just watched).

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Who is Nixon beating up?

>>85536792
The pusy

>>85520661
the more macho you act the smaller your dick, therefore the bigger your dick the more effeminate you act. also, car/truck size.

>>85532979
Surely there was a better alternative to that?

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>>85536922
LOOK OUT, MASSIVE 10" SCHLONG COMING THROUGH

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crack the egg ??

>>85518589
older vidya had limits on how many chars a name could be. like the really old arcade games that only let you use 3 characters

>>85532677
cunnilingus joke i believe

There was this one in the episode where Homer starts farming, I don't have the image though

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Woah

>>85537079
sorry about the tiny penis :(

>>85537320
Holy shit this show has completely jumped the shark. What season is this from?

>>85537079
Wait a second... Feminism wouldn't fix that problem at all. Something doesn't add up.

>>85519232
HOW CAN BLACK CARTOONS EVEN COMPETE

>>85536792
I don't get why Nixon was lampooned so hard in these shows. Objectively speaking, he was one of the better recent presidents.

>>85532979
>latin dub
Et tu, Homer?

>>85518713
this one still fucks me up to this day, wtf does that mean??

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>>85537623
>Behold mighty Caesar, in all his glory!

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>>85537588
Many prominent Jews disliked Nixon, I would wager because he is largely the reason LBJ could not continue his reign of terror.

>>85537693
BASED.

>>85537320
Sauce that's really good

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I don't get this at fucking ALL

>>85536897
Based

>>85537337
It's chuck's alt right cucks suck
Good social commentary

>>85537684
Are you autistic?

>>85537913
Sneed's meet and greet, dumbo

>>85537913
I hope one day you will learn the art of fucking ALL

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>>85537693

Moe's broes and hoes

>>85518713
He's used to being name-called "QUEER!", so much so that he replies to it as if it were his name.

>>85518557
America brought over almost every Nazi scientist after the war. This subtle joke is saying that America is the fourth Reich

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>>85523015
That episode was fantastic
>tfw no more animated Matt Groening

>>85532979
Why would they dub it in a dead language?

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>>85534039
????

>>85537588
Hippie Boomers

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>>85518203

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>>85526970
I said hop in...

>>85537588
People don't remember his policies, they remember the massive public shitstorm Watergate caused. Before Nixon, the presidency was highly esteemed office, and everyone respected the president. Nixon is given a lot of shit because everyone remembers him for being a public disgrace and ruining public trust in the presidency.

>>85537588
But he became president again in futurama

>>85540093
weren't there several presidents that died from cirrhosis of the liver before nixon? and the president that exposed himself at private gatherings?

>>85540878
Most of the public weren't aware of that. Most people didn't even know that FDR couldn't walk. Nixon had a professional breakdown happen on television.

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>>85532811
They're not, but they are cleverer than the average viewer and that is just about enough. Inception is the same, it's a straight forward movie that retards don't have the IQ or attention span to follow, so it became a " intellectual movie" for plebs.

>>85539876
I don't get it?

>>85531094
Implying they never left

>>85518713
>>85537650

you guys are really autist, no?

Being called queer, faggot, etc., is how most people label him. He is saying jockingly that once in a while he would like to be called by his name, John, he is just John, not this labels. Also, he says this in a good mood, so it is showing empathy and good sense of humour.

You guys, seriously...

>>85519232
there's no way this is real
>>85537555
Checked and underrated

>>85542004
simpsons is full of nudity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgkgLbNeUOU&t=52s

>>85523403
>sure it was extremly painful for her.

you're a big guy

>>85539485
a fat nerd pretending to be some jaded old man...it's like a proto-plinkett