What would you do with a personal army of musclemen?

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make them beat up my enemies and fuck my gf while I watch

>>85517690
Produce a Gachimuchi stageshow. The music already exists, choreography would be hard but once you get it you have a masterpiece on your hands.

Switch out my tweaker-status meth dealers with the musclemen. It'll create a stronger image and may even bring in more females/gay men into the market

SWOLE THE WORLD

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>>85517690
Carry me around in one of these.

Dude thats Rich Piana on the left holy cow

>>85517732
Or vice versa

>>85517732
Fuck this gif.

>>85517870
he was also on scrubs

AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!

>>85517870
>>85518041

>we could always be huger and shinier

I guess he was right

>>85517690
Race go-karts tbqh, senpai.

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>>85517690
is that rich piano?

>>85518099
welcome to the thread you didn't bother to open or read

something involving my ass desu

Walk up in the mall like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM

Direct them to a middle school and instruct them to rape everyone

>>85517690
Teach me how to lift

>>85517690
Have them watch my form
Also have them get me a hookup for roids