Post other forgotten films
karate dog
Batman vs Superman
>>85509677
OP I watched the trailer I'm gonna watch it.
>>85509677
>talking shit about ChihuahuaKino
In Beverly Hills, California, wealthy heiress Vivian "Viv" Ashe leaves her richly pampered pet chihuahua, Chloe, with her irresponsible niece, Rachel, while she embarks on a business trip for ten days. Papi, the gardener Sam's pet Chihuahua of Mexican descent, has an unrequited crush on Chloe, by which she is disgusted. Rachel decides to go to Mexico with her friends and stay at a hotel by the beach. When Rachel leaves Chloe alone in the hotel room to go dancing at a club, Chloe goes looking for her. Chloe gets dog-napped as she tries to find Rachel and is sent to the dog fights in Mexico City. There, she meets a street-smart German Shepherd named Delgado. Rachel comes back to the hotel and is frantic when she finds Chloe missing.
Chloe is picked to fight in the pit against El Diablo, a fierce Argentinean-Bolivian Doberman Pinscher. Delgado helps her escape the dog fights, unleashing the other dogs from their cages and unlocking the ring to allow both Chloe and himself to flee. After several arguments, he then decides to return her to Beverly Hills safely.
Meanwhile, Rachel and Sam go to the Mexican police and offer rewards in an effort to find Chloe. El Diablo is sent by the dog fight ringleader, Vasquez, to capture Chloe and obtain the reward. They reach the border, but they are caught and are forced to jump out, eventually arriving in the barren deserts of Chihuahua, where Delgado explains that he was a former police dog; he was retired after he lost his sense of smell during a raid and a sneak attack from El Diablo.
Rachel and Sam are in Puerto Vallarta and find that Chloe was spotted in the state of Chihuahua. After tracking Chloe and Delgado from Mexico City, El Diablo arrives in Chihuahua and attempts to capture Chloe, but Papi saves her and ends getting captured in a cage inside an abandoned Aztec temple, but Delgado comes to rescue the two and is briefly defeated. Chloe then rescues Papi, but Delgado discovers that El Diablo had vanished. Rachel finds Chloe, and Vasquez is arrested by the police. Chloe returns safely to Beverly Hills without Vivian finding out what happened and accepts a romantic relationship with Papi, as well as Rachel with Sam. The characters' fates are later revealed: Delgado returns to being a police dog in Mexico; El Diablo is recaptured by Delgado and is adopted by a rich lady who "had a passion for fashion"; Chico and Manuel move to Beverly Hills and become rich; and Papi and Chloe have their first date.
>>85509677
I saw it in theaters
The Shaggy Dog
>forgotten
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!
>>85512001
>>85512406
Dont tell me you actually like this shit movie.
Doogle
>>85512583
doogle was voice actor kino
>>85509677
i had to see that fucking movie twice
>Cops
>Ninjas
>Chihuahuas
>Girl Scout Troops
BHCU when?
>>85512156
>>85512197
>Dog fights
>Using any breed other than the BREED OF PEACE
wat
>>85512486
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Behold the movie that caused Dreamworks to say that they will never make a 'traditional animated movie with a traditional story because nobody wants them anymore.'
>>85513057
As if that was a banging film.
>>85509677
I remember watching this and thoroughly enjoying it desu
Posting actual talking dog kino.
>>85513057
I actually loved this movie, desu.
Trivia: Game Center CX used the soundtrack from this movie during the first episode, when Shinya Arino played Takeshi's Challenge for the Famicom.
>>85509677
>Pic related not only happened but had a wide release
There are worse examples, like when Disney spend 150 million on THIS.
It came out in 2011 and I've literally never knew it existed until a month ago
>>85513352
>I saw this with my mom
>I might have cried
Or she cried I don't remember
>>85513352
That movie probably would have done pretty well if it had a more appealing art style.
>>85513587
and if they made the alien's butt bigger
>>85513587
>>85513603
not trying to make the humans look real would be a good start
that shit was uncanny as fuck
There's literally an emoji movie, nothing is too retarded to happen.
>>85513737
And it will be kino
>>85513661
I agree, the aliens looked great but the humans were too real in comparison.
>>85509677
is it pupperkino?
>125 million dollars
>>85514048
>Tremors
>forgotten
>>85513974
How much did it make?
It's russel brand!
and he's...a rabbit?
>>85514445
I vaguely remember the advertising for this.
mid 2000s CGI movies are kind of easy pickings for this
movies can win oscars and still nobody will fucking remember what the fuck they are
>>85514493
this shit got it's own videogame
a spy movie starring cgi rodents
>>85513974
That poster would look fantastic if they cut out the the octopus-truck and left in everything above it
>>85514635
It had multiple videogames... And a TV show
>>85514646
>>85514493
>>85514445
>>85513974
>>85513352
>>85511982
If ive heard of it then its not forgotten, I will be your benchmark.
>>85514649
What would that movie even be about? A badass mechanic and his horse riding country gf?
>>85512223
>Saw it for my birthday
>In theatres
>Liked it
Fuck me
>>85513057
>Sexy ocean goddess
Kino
>>85514682
All I'm saying is I like aesthetic of the top half of the poster, but the bottom half clashes with it in an odd way
Avatar before Avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYfB-Npq_IA
>>85514847
>full movie is on youtube
thats when you know it was complete shit
>>85514847
>across the universe on the planet Terra
They really couldn't go with a name that isn't a name for our planet? Or was it some kind of "deep" message?
>>85514493
they really are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gi8ZG7UE5Q
>>85514493
truth
>>85515029
this is one of the better ones
>>85513244
wtf
>>85515066
but what about disney's totally-not-madagascar?
>>85515029
that movie was robo-kino
>>85515093
I don't know how this made it to theaters t b h
>>85515066
The killing joke was a robot granny with a butt twice as big as the rest of her body
Are you fucking high?
>>85515122
did it?
EPIC lol XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJVkoq_wK80
>>85515154
it did, and made a profit
>>85515093
Was actually made before madagascar, but the guys at dreamworks heard about it and rushed out madagascar, hence the choppy animation.
>>85515159
gonna watch it for waifu material
>>85515210
that grey alien in disguise isn't wife material
>>85513057
Excuse you lad that movie was savage
Can we all just agree that 9 is the most kino kids movie out there, and the most underrated movie of all time.
>>85515159
I remember thinking this looked okay, minus the quips. Might have to watch it now that you'ver reminded me it exists.
>>85514493
>>85515029
FUCK YOU!!
lets stop picking on animated films
>>85515264
>better war movie then dunkirk
>>85515254
>children's movie with dieselpunk atmosphere
absolute kino
>>85514646
This one was actually pretty great
>>85515254
>kids movie
nigga that shit had me downing heart pills on the edge of a bridge
>>85515264
that pigeon girl is drunk and horny as fuck
>>85515159
I want to cheesegrater my genitals with her face
>>85514943
>2008
I remember cgi looking way better than this by then.
Post soon to be forgotten kids movies
>>85515334
you remember correctly
>>85515345
was this one any good?
>>85515345
the award for the most uncanny and unsettling animated children's movie goes too...
>>85515334
kung fu panda was 2008, god tier animatinol
>>85515264
Holy fucking shit I vaguely remember watching this years ago with my niece.
>>85515254
I just got PTSD
>>85515389
Huh, I coulda sworn kung fu panda was way after the olympics. I remember watching it the same year that my neighbour tried touching my diddle.
>>85515390
did you fuck afterwards or during?
>>85515480
Both.
>>85515254
Holy fuck that movie messed me up, pretty sure its the reason I have a menstral fetish.
>>85513244
Can I get the rundown on what makes this disgusting? Not sure I want to find out directly.
>>85513162
>>85513255
Didn't say it was bad.
I enjoyed it and El Dorado, even though that puts me in a minority.
Let's see who remembers this.
>>85515342
This was better than Frozen
>>85515576
I remember wanting to see this as a kid but never got the chance.
>>85515342
Pretty fucked up watching this when you have raised on the actual Maori stories, Mauis "hook" is actually his mothers jawbone and he carries around fingernails with him.
>>85514493
>animate a bull
>give it udders
What did they mean by this?
>>85515659
So kids dont ask why some of the cows have udders and the other dont.
>>85515658
>Mauis "hook" is actually his mothers jawbone
What's with mythology and people fighting with jawbones?
>>85509677
If you post a film ITT, by definition it is not forgotten
>>85515254
Reminder that everyone would have lived if 9 hadn't been a total fucking retard and put the soul sucking device into the robot
>>85514657
the TV show was kino
>>85515699
Sorry about that it was his grandmothers jaw bone, his mother was a force of nature or some other mythical shit.
Anyways in the early days of the maori they actually did fight alot with bone before they started making shit out of greenstone and hardwoods.
>>85515658
>Turns into a worm and crawls into a goddess' vagina
>Crushed to death by obsidian vagina teeth
What a way to go
>>85515736
This, im pretty sure the moral is that curiosity is dangerous as all fuck seeing as the world got destroyed by these new miracle innovation robots.
>>85515846
Is that really a good moral? Without scientific innovation we'd be ape men sitting in caves.
And in the film's defense the deaths of the puppets and releasing their souls into the atmosphere created new life on Earth, so 9 inadvertently did a positive thing
But he has no idea so from his perspective he killed his friends for nothing. What did he learn that he didn't know before? I'm struggling to understand the film's message
>>85515616
The bar was set pretty low
>>85515805
Good lord thanks for the reminder
The musical score, the writing and the cinematography were all brilliant, Beowulf would've been fucking amazing if it hadn't been an uncanny valley cgi shitfest.
>>85515805
Polar Express with swords
Mocap a shit
>>85509677
No wonder it got a sequel
>>85516178
And yet it was massively successful all banking on one song.
>>85516340In Summer was better than Let It Go
>>85515029
The cities design is based on my home town :)
>>85516598
dino-kino
The target audience more than likely had no idea what a Rodney Dangerfield was to generate the kid hype needed for a talking animal movie, and when I was a teenager, I only knew him as "that guy from the girl baseball movie mom likes"
kino
>>85513352
i unironically saw this about 2 weeks ago it wasnt even that bad
>>85517374
Is this actually good? I remember the animation looking gorgeous.
>>85517423
Well when I first watched it when I was younger I enjoyed it. The australian accents made it stand out desu
>>85516794
Now this was kink
>>85511982
>>85517374
>Zack Snyder
It's Kinography, not kino
>>85517406
I when I first heard of this movie on a 'shit movie thread' I watched it ironically hoping to laugh at how bad it would be.
But it was actually really engaging and the story echos the rabid, "kill all men" feminism we have today really well, and how the traditional family is the true path to happiness.
>>85515345
>directed by Luc Besson
>>85514445
rabbit kino
>>85515029
This was a really visually interesting movie. I saw it once when I was 10 and barely remember any of it but so many scenes are burned into my memory just because the designs of everything were really neat.
>>85517374
What's it about?
>>85513057
soundtrack was 10/10
>>85515254
this wasn't a kids movie anon
>>85513974
Kids these days will see anything just to get a handy and a bit of finger blastin' in
>>85514345
$61 million world wide box office plus another $4 million on dvd/blue ray
>>85514635
early 2000's was really bad for vidya publishers running out and buying the license for literally any shit kids show or movie
>>85514646
This shit has its own videogame too and it's a solid 8
>>85514847
Yup I've never seen or heard of this
>>85513947
That was a pretty successful film, actually.
>>85513921
Just me and my mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout She asked if I was down ?for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~
>>85513352
Disney has a lot of duds like this. John Carter and pic related, and I'm sure there's more
>>85515635
same senpai
>>85520652
Owls fights in slo mo speedup
it really was a product of its time
>>85521866
>I said a hip hip the hip to the hippity and a hip hip hop and i dont stop the rocking to the bang bang boogy and up jump the boogie to the rythm the boogy the beat, i am jacky legs and id like to say hello.
I only watched this movie once over 10 years ago, I have no idea why I know that perfectly from memorie.
>>85515093
The only thing i remembered about this movie was that i fucking hate it
>>85522736
>literally says john carter
>links him saying john carter
jesus christ anon
>>85514445
Russel Brand alone could be part of this thread. Why was he a thing for 2 years?
>>85515029
1000% kino
>>85515264
penguin Kino from chilhoods past
>>85522033
Because it's a famous song that's still played often, except with a short bit tacked on to tie it into the singing kangaroo?
>>85523527
>don't make me laugh
>>85521137
I was pretty surprised to find out the game is on Steam.
>>85515029
actual kino
>>85523725
OH MY FUCKING GOD ANON
>>85521866
>>85522033
unironically kino as hell
>>85515345
Even more forgotten is the fucking sequel.
>>85514635
I played it; it was alright. I was actually watching videos of it the other day for nostalgia's sake.
>>85514445
>>85514493
>>85514646
>>85514943
>>85515093
>>85515264
>>85515345
>>85517374
>>85514847
These movies are always going to make a shit-ton of money from little kids with minimal work from the actors. You've likely seen many of these if you're a parent
here is a thing
>>85524071
Didn't it get a spinoff too?
>>85524231
BARNYARD IS FUCKING KINO
>>85509677
Who cosy here?
>>85524344
>Bratz
>Noses
What is this shit?
>>85509677
Was this any good?
I'm a sucker for dog movies.
>>85515029
I owned the game for this and it was pretty kewl
>>85514493
the show is kino
>>85513543
She cried because she would rather be kidnapped by martians instead of spending another minute watching cartoons with her loser son.
>>85514048
>Tremors
>forgotten
FUUUUUUUUCK
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Just rewatched this recently, it was actually pretty funny and the water effects were top tier.
>>85514679
Allright fucker, hows this.
Wizards.
Alegro non tropo. (It might be under another name but its a euro version of fantasia)
Light years. (Will also be under other names like Gandahar)
>>85512977
roooooooooo hahaaa xDD
>>85524794
The console game was pretty good.
>>85524344
they don't look anywhere whore-ish enough to be Bratz
>>85513974
>black guy in a wheelchair
Is he gay too?
>>85515254
>minions
>kino
sure is reddit in here
>>85515658
>disney princess story
>not having a grim source
I may be gone but i'm not forgotten !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85509677
> hey there you dumb burgerfats, this movies is spelled CHEE WOW WOW, get it?
> now go cash in your foodstamps for your buckets of popcorn and cola, and enjoy the "movie"
america should be nuked
>>85526038
this
>>85526038
BASED goneposter
>>85524794
dude on the left is feeling it
>>85526094
>>85526038
so based
>>85521245
>>85514445
holy fuck how did this degenerate get a kid's movie deal? I'm glad he's completely irrelevant now, i hope he wastes all his money on drugs and kills himself when he actually lives a poor mans life
>>85524071
>two sequels
>>85515345
david bowie was in this... madness...
>>85513921
where are her tits?
>>85526862
The ayys have evolved to a patrician level of body and mind. They have only need of dfc, thighs, ass, and feet.
>>85527308
what's dfc?
>>85526038
Absolute legend
>>85513974
This movie makes me depressed because it makes me imagine the dreams of a 10 year old being crushed
>imagine being 10 years old
>love monster trucks
>beg dad to take you to this movie
>go and see it and love it and bond with daddio
>grow up and see it flopped
Makes me sad bros
>>85527460
Pedophilia.
>>85527460
Delicious flat chest
they are all dead now;_;
>>85527804
HOW the fuck is this the number one grossing movie of all time
>>85529533
Thought it was Snow Dogs before opening the thumbnail.
>>85530200
absolute kino
>>85515503
Bruh
>>85524794
The DS games was unironically fun
>>85523527
One of my earliest memories is asking my mom why the evil penguin had tiny legs and a huge upper body. She told me maybe he's a bodybuilder, and I could not comprehend how someone could build their body.
>>85521866
>>85522033
I want to know why the differences in the poster are the way they are NOW!
>>85531022
kek
>>85524500
nice cum stained belt
>>85526188
IM ONLY GETTING STRONGER!
>>85513947
I always thought the poster was a man in drag growing up
>>85514511
This movie was a little sappy but much better than I expected. An unusual reserved performance from Depp.
>>85527935
Still afraid to watch this. Bad Santa is one of my favorite comedies.
>>85509677
My grandma loved her dog and this movie. Would always have it on when I came over.
>>85516315
It got like 3
>>85531482
You were always a fag, huh?
>>85515159
>Based on the leaf men
Oh shit I remember that book. Why the fuck do they look like normal humans and why isn't the villain the spider queen?
>>85515699
Because femurs and jaw bones make good makeshift weapons.
>>85515805
How was this forgotten? It was loaded with titties and flawlessly combined Grendel and the Dragon together in a way that cemented a single plot.
>>85520652
Owls are blacksmiths and make talon swords and shit.
Bad Boys 1 and 2
This movie had a character named after the band Creed.
>>85531538
Yeah I love Bad Santa dont wanna risk a shitty sequel tainting it. I had to turn off Zoolander 2 about 20 minutes in when Justin Bieber was the only one with a funny line.
>>85533879
WIDAAAHMS WAHDOUHPAHHNN
>>85513244
From IMDB
>Sadie, the most beautiful Yellow Lab in the whole wide world, lives an idyllic, pampered life in the suburbs. One day, she comes into heat and has no idea what to do with her new found feelings and urges. When she learns that her loving owners are about to have her spayed, she runs away to the big city where her sexual adventures begin.
>Written by Rufus
>apple bottom jeans starts playing
>flo rida starts playing
>>85514445
>>85522903
OI, SO THAT GOVERNMENT EH?
>>85513244
would this be a zoophile movie?
kidkino
>>85522903
Forgetting Sarah Marshal is kino and Get Him to the Greek was alright
>>85534845
it was a good movie though, still have the VHS somewhere
>>85515342
This was Kino
>>85513244
>>85535397
>shitting on the masterpiece that is Freddie Got Fingered
>>85531482
You probably subconsciously wished it was a man to fulfill your homo-erotic fantasies.
>>85515254
they had Coheed & Cambria as the trailer music
>>85514943
looks creepy as fuck
Normies don't even remember this
>>85529533
He's Six Below now
>>85533879
Mass Effect ripped off Titan AE so hard.
>>85536711
>welcome home
>>85515029
but this was a good one
>>85529533
All those dogs are dead now.
>>85513244
https://youtu.be/vey_jxgduvU
Here's the fucking trailer
>>85514943
Its actually impressive how ugly everything is.
Animations, designs, artwork.
Almost endearing in a way sorta.
>>85511982
Talked about on /tv/ every day.
>>85541244
So did they show dogs fucking or people fucking dogs?
>>85515142
it was a different time, anon
>>85513974
This is unironically a better poster than The Force Awakens.
>>85541244
I feel like ive been put on a fucking watchlist just for clicking that
>>85527935
What's with all the sequels to early 2000's comedies coming out the past few years anyways?
Joe Dirt 2, Bad Santa 2, Anchorman 2, Super Troopers 2, etc
>>85533879
Titan AE was such a cool movie, it's a shame that it bombed so hard.
Glad I saw it in theaters at least.
>>85537214
I remember that.
It's also the first movie date I ever went to with my first and current girlfriend when we were 14.
She had to move to another place when we were 15 and we had to call it quits but we still had contact with each other via e-mail.
We reunited just two years ago and we officially continued our relationship which is still going strong and smooth to this very day.
funkino
>>85542677
I remember that. I remember watching it thinking "what is going on? what is this movie about?"
I bet I'll die not knowing.
>>85515533
It's an actual animal porno, unsimulated doggy cumshots and everything. With pornstars voicing talking dogs.
>>85516598
>eheheheh
>>85525665
>Old white guy in wheelchair
This is fine, people age
>Old black guy in a wheelchair
Woah, slow down on the diversity Hollyjew!