how come fargo extras never make it big?

>>85504610
I want to eat home cooked meals with her and watch netflix on the couch under a blanket.

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shit. wrong actress and media

>>85504745
I want to match her on tinder and go on a slightly uncomfortable date with her.

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>>85504709

>>85504709
t. Neverhadagirlfriend McCukenstien

>>85504610

/tv/, what do I say to the cute check out girl when she's avoiding eye contact like that?

I want to show her my spider collection and then cover her mouth when she screams so the neighbours dont think im murdering annyone then start strangling her when she starts to panic cause i dont her to make me go to prison then cry in the shower for 3 hours before getting a bus ticket across the country to live out my days as a bum.

>>85506467
I had a girlfriend for over three years.

and she fucking hated me

>>85504610
They film that shit in Canada. If you're not keen on low budget science fiction bullshit it's back to the farm.

>>85508802
Nice try, she's American. Get your own culture

>>85508616
If someone is avoiding eye contact while talking to you, it genuinely means they just want to do their job and don't feel like making a genuine human connection with you. Even if they're polite and ask you about your day and make stupid small talk.

Most likely it means they see you as an obstacle and not a human. If you're going to crack them out of that, I think the best way is a *funny* joke, one that fits the situation and NOT one a cashier has heard every 5 minutes. Sure as shit, not "no price tag, that means it's free har har har" or Them - "can I help you find anything? You - A million dollars, yuck yuk.

Cashiers hear those 2 fucking jokes about literally every 5 minutes and it gets pretty hard to even give a courtesy smile let alone a courtesy laugh.

That or genuinely interesting banter about something they're into.

>>85509392
Are you high? She is literally milking a cow at this moment.

>>85504745
This degenerate trashy whore looks disgusting desu.

>>85509573
>I want to throatfuck you
>Oh anon I love you, lets go throatfuck