Jesus

LITERALLY A TREE TRUNK

>>85500161
That's what people wore in the early-mid 00's. Now he just wears hockey jerseys. and smaller jeans shorts.

>>85500161
I think I heard that this a few other pictures are what inspired him to loose the weight.

He's now only mildly chubby.

>>85500161

is that a block of cheese?

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What movies does this guy watch?

>>85500161

Is he literally chewing on a block of disgusting processed "cheese"?

what's his fashion style called?

Where are his feet?

>>85500399
Yes, otherwise known as Kevin Smith

>>85500161
Even better that Jesus.
Jesus walked on water, Smith walks on air with no feet.

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just hanging out with the flash crew

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>>85500457
it's shopped in from this less disgusting photo
bunch of newfags I swear

So immobile the universe cba to load his got damn feet

>>85500420
cape

>>85500161
>>85500997

>>85500161
Will they bury him with those fucking pants?

is he floating???

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>>85500161

>"Cool JNCO Jeans, Smith!"
>"Cool WHAT?"

>>85500680
Kek

I swear to god, he is most insecure person I have ever seen.

The oversized hockey jerseys, the same tired and insecurity racked pose for every picture, the jean shorts, the disgusting body; ercetera. He is so desperately self-conscious about his appearance that I can smell his horrible insecurity through my fuckig computer screen. He looks like he's completely uncomfortable in his own skin and with every new photo he finds himself in he tries to mitigate the damage with stiff poses and baggy clothing. Does he know how much more pathetic it makes him look?

>>85501355

What went wrong?

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>>85502320
>this

>>85502320
he was probably touched as a kid. that's my guess.