Spartacus

>>85494792
please tell me she braps

webms now

Anon, have you penetrated anyone yet?

>>85494792
REMOVE COCK FROM HAND TO POST PICTURES OF ROMAN WOMEN, AND SEE EFFORTS REWARDED WITH GALLONS OF JIZZ

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>>85494792

>>85494792
Watching Xena get defiled by a filthy Syrian dude was kino

>>85495062
Why did they talk like this in the show? Was I the only one who felt a bit disturbed by it?

>>85495526
WOAH. HOLY SHIT.
Now I know why she seemed so familiar. I didn't know she was Xena.

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Superior show coming through

>>85495595
They removed the pronouns to make it sound more Latiny and mixed in some Shakespeare influences

>>85495777
But thats retarded. English isn't Latin. If they want it to sound Latin-like, actually have the characters speak Latin and put on subtitles. Otherwise, just don't.

>>85494792
I started watching this show for the tits and I ended up watching oiled men fighting each other on the ground in their underwear.
Fucking fruitcakes.

>>85494792
Where do Spartacus fans get their tits from nowadays? And don't say GOT, that shit is gay as fuck.

>>85496056
We in the colonies are not to notice such things.

>>85496056
The point was to give the dialog a unique flavor. It wasn't trying to exactly emulate roman speech, it was trying to make it feel like it

>>85494792
The part where the cutted off Mr. Huge Dong's dick was kind of fucked up.

>>85496263
But that's still dumb because that's not how English is supposed to be spoken. And English was not Roman speak. It makes them sound like stereotypical cave men,unless that's what they were kind of going for especially with the slaves.

>>85496374
You have autism, dont you?

>>85498170
Indubitably

>>85494792
her tits aren't that big what the fuck

>>85496056
It's kino speak, plebs don't understand it.

I fear you have not yet quaked.

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>>85496374
not even the other guy you're arguing with, but yeah, you're a retard, spartacus dialogue was amazing for what it was

>>85495640
they arent even remotely trying to be the same kind of show

>>85496056
It's different, it's fun, and who cares about what you think because YOU STAND AS ROMAN YOU FUCKING SHIT

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>Google Spartacus rape face
>first image is pic related

BASED good cossutius

>>85494792
This show is literally blatant soft core pornography

>>85499175
yeah, but with action scenes and genuinely funny dialogue

now that i think about it, brazzers should totally do a series of porn with spartacus dialogue

>>85499175
Pretty much, but it was great.

>>85499175
seems you got something against this
i loved the show
and finally seeing xena nude is a def plus

>>85499551
Teenage me loved Lucy Lawless for that

>>85495640
I mean, you're not wrong, but it's not really a fair comparison

>>85496056
Words fall from mouth as shit from ass

>>85499551
spoonfeed please?

The wife of Spartacus was the most attractive girl on the show. believe me.

>>85494792
new Snek?

>>85494792
Tbbqh this show is filled with black qt slave girls. Also why is the show such shit after the first 2 seasons?

>>85500256
>Also why is the show such shit after the first 2 seasons?
Gods of the Arena is the only bad season

>>85494792
Is that bosom as large as it looks in that pic?

>>85500488
>>85500256
The magic of the series died along with Andy Whitfield

>>85500544
of course not, everyone knows the pushup bra was invented in ancient rome anon

>>85500669
liam mcintyre was great as spartacus tho, he just wasn't andy

sometimes i wonder why my luck in life has been so good, and someone like whitfield gets fucking cancer for no reason and dies.

>>85500669
sadly this

>>85500669
I was legitimately heartbroken when I heard he died. Never continued the show after that.

>>85501365
Your loss because the finale is legitimately one of the best endings to a show of all time. It's amazing how they turned this from pulp into something more honest and touching than most of serious television. The other spartacus did a good job and there's something for you as well.

>>85501537
Really? I might check it out at some point then.

I love this show, infact it's probably my favourite series but holy shit the new Naevia dropped it atleast 2 points for me. What an insufferable cunt she is.

>>85501637
Just stick with it. After they leave the estate it's kinda shitty at point but it has it's up and downs, but towards the end it becomes really great. If you power through I think it will be worth it. But try to get not too much expectations so it will have a bigger effect on you.

>>85501637
You are missing out, it takes like 2 episodes to adjust to new Spartacus

>>85501698
>What an insufferable cunt she is.
Honestly for such a fun character, most Crixus sub plots were garbage

>>85495640
Rome is great but you can enjoy both.

>>85501537

>Your loss because the finale is legitimately one of the best endings to a show of all time

This, the finale was pretty fucking awesome, truly brothers. While I myself did lament the loss of Andy, I pushed on and watched the entire season of each series as it appeared before me on the wall of moving pictures in my humble abode.

Tits, ass, death, deception, dismay, disruption, destruction, dear brothers and sisters, make yourselves wary of not experiencing all the rightful glory of the 4 series as 1 sometime before the last breath leaves your body.

See it done, good citizens of 4chan.

>>85501733
>>85501749
I'll give it a go. Thanks guys.

>>85500488
Its literally the best season

>>85501943
>not season 3
Fuck me that ending was too good.

>I will not be killed by a slave!
>No! For I am a free man!

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Was he...dare I say it? Our guy?

>>85494792
got any lucy lawless nude pics?

>>85499926
>"You kiss my cheek, just to finger my ass."

Never before has dialogue produced such veritable wisdom. True kino.

>>85502074
I loved his character. It was the perfect sniveling, conniving guy just trying to survive by fucking over everyone.

>cucks Crixus
Definitely /ourguy/. Really wish Naevia didn't kill him though. He should've wrecked her given how they show his fighting abilities earlier and that Naevia hasn't been training all that long. Plus I couldn't stand Naevia after season 2.

>>85496299
The moral of the story is to not betray your brothers

Or find self separated from cock.

>>85500751
I didn't like the change at first, but it was appropriate. After they storm the ludus and become renegades, Spartacus must become a different man.

>>85501537
It went from a cheap and vulgar flash in the pan money grab, to being a more epic and entertaining version of the Lord of the Rings out of nowhere.

It was very surprising and well received:

>>85494971

silly Anon, thats Rome

bless the person who made this page

https://www.aznude.com/view/movie/s/spartacus-29146.html

just wish they were higher quality

>>85502204
Naevia didn't kill him though, Caesar did

>>85502432
Based. That chick Glaber was banging on the side was the best.
>>85502474
>caeser
Who?

>>85496374
words fall from mouth like shit from ass. hold tongue or I plant fist in face. Jupiters cock, you speak as if woman on rag

>>85502509
Julius Caesar.

>>85502584
Hmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMD_-ipzwN0

The one Indian-looking slave girl was really hot and had some great scenes, but she never turns up in these threads.

>>85502797
see >>85502432

>>85502868
They don't have any of her best scenes on that site. Two stills but that's it.

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>>85502474

WORDS FALL FROM YOUR MOUTH LIKE SHIT FROM ASS

Spartacus: Vengeance S02E10, for the record, brothers.

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>>85495595
>Why did they talk like this in the show?

Because it's awesome, as all men of worth know.

>Was I the only one who felt a bit disturbed by it?

Words fall from you tongue like shit from ass!

>>85503042
>Crix chose this sheboon over every night big titty Xena, crazy bitch blonde girl, and any other chick the masters gave him

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>>85500042

Diona was the hottest chick on the show.

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>>85499175
>blatant soft core pornography

I would gladly purchase that for a denarius.

>>85495595
The Latin syntax is directly translated like that. (Romans llacked the shitty pronouns of the barbarian tribes that created English) It was meant to impart a unique feel to the dialogue

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>>85503211

Sura slaps your silly slave bitch and tosses her from the courtyard of the ludus to her death far far below on the rocks.

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>>85502074

The real hero of the show.

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>>85503469

Sura was barely on the show and Diona was objectively the hottest slave q.t.

>>85501979
Was the season 3 finale the episode where they slammed the "resolve all existing plotlines" button, so like 7 major or semi-major characters died? It was a fuckin bloodbath like the end of season 1 if I remember right.

>the title of the season 1 finale
>leaping off of crixus shield onto the balcony

It did not disappoint

>>85503153
That's because only naevia was strong and crazy enough to handle the undefeated Gaul in bed

Never watched it but might give it a go guys. Just saw that every season has a different subtitle are the 3 seasons connected? Should I skip anything or watch everything

>>85494792

They're nothing but gratuitous soft core porn in the back drop of a few 300 knock off scenes. Rome included.

I'd kill for a legitimate sword and sandal series.

>>85502432
>>85502509

The bathtub slut was my favorite. Laura Surrich.

>>85505686
Season 2 is a prequel because based Andy Whitfield got cancer after the first season. Third season is a continuation with a different (but still good, just not quite Andy level) Spartacus.

S1>S3>S2

Season 2 is still worth a watch. I recommend watching in release order, but it should work in chronological order as well. You'll have to force yourself through the first 2 episodes of S1, but it is absolutely worth it.

>noone posted it yet
cmon guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8H77RJnP8

>>85496374
>It makes them sound like stereotypical cave men
That is nothing like cavemen languages. Cavemen didn't speak English. They didn't have complete syntax either. God how stupid are you that you think language as developed as theirs was what cavemen spoke like. I thought you were arguing for accuracy.

>>85506014
The prequel is not the second season.

>>85498801
what the fuck is tiger tail ice cream

>>85501365
Watch the documentary about him on netflix it just came out on it last week. i cried like a bitch. Its called "anywhere but here،"

>>85506277

It's called "Be Here Now," you insufferable cunt.

https://www.netflix.com/title/80061160

>>85503469
>Cummings

FUCK I JUST REMEMBERED THAT JAI COURTNEY WAS THE BLOND DUDE
i dont even

>>85502199
>Once again the Gods spread check to ram cock in ass
Better dialogue you will not find

>>85502074
Ashur did nothing wrong
>>85502204
No, I'd say>>85499072 was one of us

>>85507248
And he was great in it too. He's quite underrated

>>85502646
You said she killed Crixus, not Ashur.

>>85496056

You stand a fucking Roman.

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*calls you GOOD friend then kisses you*

Is it worth watching after season 1? I've heard that MC actor died so I never bothered with it

>>85509778
Vengeance is worth it for the romans but the rebels are fucking meh imo and I still haven't gotten around to War of The Damned myself. Gods of The Arena was great all around period.

>>85509863
Gods of the Arena is watched first?

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>>85505686
Just watch it in release order 1 > 2 > 3. You can watch Gods of the Arena (S0, 6 episodes) for a bit of backstory but it's not necessary.

Don't get put off by the pilot, it has dogshit CGI and is just bad. Try your best to tough it out to get the setting. The rest of the show is nothing like it.

And don't get put off by the change in main actor for Season 2 either, since Andy died irl. You'll get used to the new Spartacus and he becomes pretty good come S3 which also has the goat antagonist that alone makes it worth watching desu. S2 also has good development for side characters so it's not all bad even if you don't like new Spartacus.

>>85510144
release order you bunch of fucking retards so that S1 then prequel then S2 onwards

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>>85510144
Gods is the prequel season that was made between Vengeance and Blood&Sand because they were hoping Andy got better.

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The Thing in The Pits is the best episode imo.

>that atmosphere
>Spartacus killing everything when the odds are stacked against him
>Spartacus going nuts
>Batiatus using the crowd as meat shields

>>85495640
Pfffft
>Only cool when the Titus & Lucius show

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>>85501794

>>85502074
>You fucking cunts

>>85494792
>Saw Andy at SDCC in '10, charming af
>Dead a year later
Couldn't outlive even Ray Bradbury buds, heartbreaking

>>85510550

Fuck yeah, that bath slut Laura Surrich had me blowing loads all over.

>>85495595
>>85496056
you are tremendously dumb, mate.

Finished this a couple of days ago.
Is there any other series to fill space left in breast, brothers of tv?

drink everytime someone says "absent"

>>85510868
Rome if you're willing to accept a lower level of quality.

>>85502074
Why did everyone gave him so much shit? he genuinely wanted to be part of the broterhood but simply couldn't due to bad luck.
At least he cucked Crixus and Batiatus in death tho

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>>85510868
No and you're going to carry that weight for the rest of your life.

I think Karl Urban is one of the best portrayals of Caesar in any media.

>>85510949
>bad luck

Crixus did that on purpose

>>85511023
I mean the thing about Batiatus branding him without proper exam

I will be monitoring this thread for.......theatrical reasons

>>85503042
Why did Naevia turn into such a bitch in the last season?
I was cheering when Caesar killed her

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>tfw they cut the incest story line from season 2

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>>85506203
It's my favorite.

>>85511059
hello red,dit

>>85503469
fun fact: she also has cancer and is undergoing chemo therapy.

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>>85511105
Seppia is an absolute qt

pale skin of a goddess

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>>85511105
It's clearly implied and only a complete dumbass doesn't notice it. I will say Glaber has great taste in bitches.

>>85511128
That's sad

>>85510868
You'll never fill it. I want my brain wiped so I can experience Spartacus again

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>>85510569

>>85499175
Nothing wrong with that, and the fact that you have some nice action and an OK story is a + too.

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>>85495062

>>85508730
I'd say he's reviled even. I've never heard anyone say a good thing about him.

>>85513666
Evil trips confirms this show has the best girls ever

>>85496056
>But thats retarded. English isn't Latin.
you are the retarded, english has more words originated from latin than any other languages

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Latin_words_with_English_derivatives
https://www.thoughtco.com/latin-words-in-english-118438

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>>85494792
It had a glorious ending.

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>>85503042

MY COCK RAGES ON

>>85512585
>Ashur now plots in space

>>85513855
based caesar

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>>85513908
forgot pic

>>85503042

>Ashur kills Naevia
>Crixus goes insane and beats him to death with his bare hands
>Crixus never recovers, he just wants to kill romans until he dies and gets to be with Naevia again

Spartacus's rebellion fractures in much the same way as it did in the end of the show but we have the advantage of Ashur not having a shit death, and Naevia, who is easily the worst character, being dead before she has the chance to ruin everything by being a screeching, unreasonable cunt about literally everything.

This is what should have happened.

>>85514014
You speak truth

>>85500256
The final season was good again you pleb. Only season 3 was bad.

>>85502432
may you have a long and fruitful life

>>85499175
No your thinking of banshee

>>85503444
Latin did have pronouns, it's articles it's missing

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>>85509618
She was my favorite since that /ss/ scene.

>>85495640
JUNO'S CUNT

>>85494792
They have bras in Imperial Rome?

>>85513855
the most based roman

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This is $20 on eBay, worth it?

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that fucking footgame

>>85502350
Such a good show.

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>>85502074

sex

>>85516857
that is such an excellent post

>>85513666

The one in the bottom right

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perhaps good Solonius will fare as well?

Perhaps I should shit to complete the aroma

>>85513833

Why is Aggron there?

>>85515815

She's just a liberal cunt on social media, I had to unfollow.

>>85495640

Words fall from your mouth as shit from ass

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Though many times I've laid eyes upon scene, eyes never cease to moisten.

Not joking I cry every time. has their ever been a greater friendship put to screen?

>>85499175
>This show is literally blatant soft core gay pornography

Fix'd

>>85519119

Fucking Solonius

>>85513889

I PUT YOU DOWN I GIVE NO SHIT
I PISS ON YOUR GRAVE FOR THE SPORT OF IT
AND WHEN I'M GONE EXPECT NO LESS
MY MIND IS GONE
MY COCK RAGES ON

>>85519414
Starin at niggas wit his teefs

>>85496185
Re-runs hombre.

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>>85510550

She ever do another nude appearance?

>>85515758
Damn, I'll probably have to pick it up too

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>>85519349

I wanted to remove cock from ass but I kinda liked it.

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>>85506203
Found the autist!

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Kore and Moonface were the most underrated waifus desu

>>85506103
That's why I said "stereotypical" , you idiot. As in that fictional caveman speak that Hollywood and media like to use.
>>85503136
>>85502551
>>85498801
>>85498574
>>85498170
Look, I'm just saying, if they want it to be true to Roman speech, it would make more sense to actually use that syntax in the language it was meant for, Latin. Otherwise it's pretty silly imo. If you want autenticity, make them speak Latin. I guess everyone answered my question and I'm the only one who found it distracting, whatever. I was just putting forth my case of why I found it so. Did you really have to see me say imo before you understood it was just imo?

>>85522886
Patrician taste.

>>85522886

Moonface is so fucking sexy in real life. Tightest body.

>>85513814
>Being derived from Latin means the same thing as ring Latin.
And I'm the retard?

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A FUCKING GAUL

>>85519261
She has done anything else besides Spartacus???
>>85523045
What is her name???

>>85519359
For a shit show it had a lot of tearjerker scenes

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>>85524134
>What is her name???

Jenna Lind

>>85511128
That's not fun at all :(

>>85524134

Anna Hutchinson. Met her at a terrible Spartacus con in Maryland.

As for Viva, I don't think so, but she is very feminist on instagram and twitter.

This was the only show that made me feel all warm inside when discussing it with you fat virgins.

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Who was best girl and why was it Ilythia?

>>85525524

Saxa for pure wild sex, Ilythia for hate-fucking, Moonface for love.

>>85525524
Sold

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me on the right.

They tried hard after Andy's death and the show really was watchable... but it couldn't touch season one.

CAPUA

SHALL I BEGIN?

>>85525524
jamie marry was the best on the show