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>Movie revolves around three thieves entering a wealthy home
>Upon entering the house, 4 inch thick steel falls and barred the windows and doors
>a PA system starts to screech
"This is my house. I have to defend it" says the man with the raspy voice
>The thieves start to panic and tries to break the windows
"This is my house. I have to defend it"
>Kevin Mccallister (Macaulay Culkin)is now a deranged man obsessed on luring Thieves into his house and lays out clever saw-like traps all over the house in order to torture and kill the thieves
>The thieves die one by one until the last man standing finds a room full of corpses implying that Kevin has done this for decades
>The last thief dies
>Kevin falls down in fetal position repeating this line over and over until it fades to black
"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I'm living alone. Did you hear me?..... I'm living alone! I'm living alone!... This is my house.. I have to defend it. This is my house."
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How about a gender-swap remake of the original in which Kevn becomes Karen - a pretty little tomboy played by Sophia Lillis.
Harry and Marv - played by Dwayne Johnson and Dave Batista - overpower her and spend the next 3 days raping her over and over again.
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>>85494274
>>85494731
I like both of these ideas.
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Only if Marv and Harry reprise their roles
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>>85494731
I should note, the sex is entirely un-simulated and without body-doubles. I hear Samoans are good at eating pussy, so Dwayne can warm Sophia up in his trailer before the cameras roll
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>>85494274
hollywood trash
>>85494731
kino masterpiece
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>>85494884
Only if they're gay lovers.
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>>85494274
Your premise fails. This is Culkin today.
He could be Chad in Spring breakers 2 or something.
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>>85495234
Looks like Johnny Knoxville.
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>>85495234
>He could be Chad in Spring breakers 2 or something.
He's old, at best he'd be Chad's uncle.
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>>85495234
Looks like he's unjusting himself. Good for him.
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>>85495234
Unjust extreme. He looks younger even.
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Culkin should be a grown Kevin who becomes a robber.
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