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TRANSLATED MOVIE TITLES 2017-07-26 08:47:42 Post No. 85492487
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What are some of the best? These are from Portugal.
>The Girl Who Played With Fire - The Lass Who Dreamed of a Gallon of Gasoline and Matches.
>Inglourious Basterds - Lawless Assholes.
>The Fast and the Furious - The Furious Speed.
>Toy Story - Toy Story: The Rivals.
>Die Hard - Skyscrapper Heist.
>The Ring - The Warning.
>Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning.
>Beverly Hills Cop - The Cop Hunter.
>The X-Files - Secret Folders.
>Unbreakable - The Protected One.
>Dumb and Dumber - Two Idiots at Large.
>Balls of Fury - Don't You Touch Me in the Balls.
>The Goodfellas - All Good Boys.
>Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - The Awakening of the Mind.
>Ferris Bueller's Day Off - The King of Slackers.
>Knocked-Up - Lots of Bad Luck.
>Piranhas II - Piranha: The Vampire Fish.
>Body Snatchers - The Invasion Of The Violators.
>Reservoir Dogs - Rascal Dogs.
>Inception - The Origin.
>The Expendables - The Mercenaries.
>Despicable Me - Gru, The Whiny.
>Strangers on a Train - The Stranger from North Express.
>White Men Can't Jump - Whitey Can't Nail It.
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
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>>85492487
>Planet of the Apes - The Man who Came From the Future.
>Vertigo - The Woman Who Lived Twice.
Kino.
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>>85492487
>Evil Dead - Dead Comes by Morning.
If I remember correctly the original title is Evil Dead : Dead by Dawn
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>>85494162
>in Portugal the title spoils the plot so you don't have to give money to Hollywood.
Wew lad moving to portugal
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>>85492487
>The X-Files - Secret Folders
it's Secret Files faggot, when are you going to correct it?
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>>85492487
>A rapariga que sonhava com uma lata de gasolina e um fósforo
literally means
>the girl who dreamt with a gas can and a match
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you portuguese fuckers have no common sense HAHAHAHAHAHAHA who thought this was a good idea HAHAHAHAHA holy shit
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Poland here this is what I remember:
Dirty dancing - Spinning sex
Die hard - Glass trap
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>>85494258
All drugs are legal in portugal
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Horrible Bosses is literally called "KILL THE BOSS" in german because those words are simpler english and because of that easier to understand. It also spoilers the plot but who cares
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>>85496809
Stupid shit like replacing the original english title by another title in english is also a thing in France.
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In Sweden
> Once Upon a Time in the West - Harmonica: an avenger
>Superman III - Man of Steel steps on kryptonite (a forced pun in Swedish)
>It could happen to you - cop gives a waiter a two million tip
>Blazing saddles - Springtime for the sheriff
>Spaceballs - Springtime for space
>all Mel Brooks movie titles are of the Springtime variation
>Foul play - the girl who knew to much (all Goldie Hawn movies has a "the girl who... title)
>Airplane! - Look we're flying
>Attack of the 50 Foot Woman - Wow my wife is a sexy giant
>Romeuld et Juliette - There's a white man in your bed, mom!
>From Russia With Love – Agent 007 sees red
>Beverly Hill's cop - The cop in Hollywood
>Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Monthly Python's wacky world
>Pinky - A drop of nigger blood
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