This is now canon Edition
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/
Meanwhile: >>85487067
DEAD
3 hours
>>85491530
reminder that lynch murdered jack nance and his wife because they knew TOO MUCH
Post Dougie
Sheryl Lee is gorgeous both on the outside and inside!
I want to get to the destination, but I don't want the journey to end, any other tpg bro's know this feel?.
do you think coop is even processing any of this or does he wake up not realizing that he fucked naomi watts?
hello friends
>>85491646
Yes
>>85491586
DOugie sucks. I miss the old COoper.
>>85491646
I know that feel. I fear my life will be without purpose the minute S03E18 ends.
>>85491685
COOPER NEVER DOUGIE FOREVER
>>85491646
I wish they weren't airing the last two episodes together so we could have just one more week.
>>85491646
I want the journey to continue, not to end
>Pic related from a DL documentary
"What the F U C K -
(...) leave bowling
alley - cram to a bar -
(...) is on tube TV in livingroom
(...) now we enter the film and
it becomes the reality.
Cole has a dream of speaking
with Monica Bellucci in a
side walk cafe in Paris - they
are discussing "We are like the
dreamer who dreams - then lives
inside the dream."
And then Monica asks Cole
"Who is the dreamer? Whose
dream are we living in?"
He says "Cooper was there with me
but I couldn't see his face."
(We see only the back of Cooper's (...)
wearing his black suit.)"
>Episode 14 is titled "We are like the dreamer"
It is happening, boys
So was that Russian synopsis real?. I can't tell case I don't speak Russian.
i wonder how long will the general last after the show is done
;_;
Candie isKAWAII!
>>85491646
I've been pretty much Twin Peaks obsessed, barely able to get to Sunday for my weekly fix
When it ends I'm probably going to spiral into depression
>>85491794
cooper regains his memory is the last line
>>85491779
where do you get the titlres for next episodes?
"The King and I!"
is Red Pete's reincarnation?
Just a reminder that Lynch is the father of Sheryl's child and he modeled Evil Coop after the man he cucked.
>>85491832
Who knows, let's just enjoy it for what we have anon.
>>85491530
>>85491563
>Nance had a visible "crescent shaped bruise" under his eye; and, when asked about it, he related to them the story about a brawl outside a Winchell's Donuts store on the morning of December 29. He described the incident as, "I told off some kid. I guess I got what I deserved."[1]
What exactly did he tell that kid and why?
>>85491794
>Shelly tries to save her daughter from the love drama
>Cole is tracing Major Briggs
>Bushnell send Coop to meet the Mitchum bros.
So yep it's real.
>>85491985
I put a fiiiiishhhhh Innn the PeRCULaToR
>>85491930
man look at those fucking eyebrows
>>85492037
So did they just screw up the episode numbers? Seems like the only sensible solution
>>85491794
I asked a Russian friend of mine for a translation:
"Cole and Rosenfeld officially invite Tammy to join their ranks
Hawk visits Sarah Palmer
Truman investigates the crimes committed by Richard Horne
Audrey Horne searches for her lost lover"
>>85491561
Eddie Cheddar blown the fuck out.
>>85491985
>What exactly did he tell that kid and why?"Leland killed Laura."
>>85491794
Wait, Audrey confirmed for next ep?
>>85491646
what did he mean by this?
>>85491794
>Audrey
DROPPED
>>85491870
You know it
>>85491985
"My director killed me"
>>85492093
This >>85492037 is ep 11
and this >>85492104 is 12
if coop doesn't know what's going on why would he cry when he saw sonny jim?
>>85491673
Dougie's dick stank
>>85492239
Mike put dust in his eye
>>85492212
"The Roadhouse is proud to welcome...
THE Gary Numan!"
Candie's skull being crushed open by convenience store hobos when?
Becky give one ride
>>85492239
because of the feel man
>>85492239
Sonny Jim is 2pure
david lunch lol
>>85492320
>last ep
>credits roll
>this guy comes on stage
>yfw
Wow, so the muffin sisters only let Red live cause he'd seen the king and I back in 1989?
Still alive, motherfuckers!
>>85492388
Excuse me?
>>85492388
>The Roadhouse is proud to present: The long lost CHET DESMOND!
>>85491484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dFMpm3qUIs
>>85492421
Just be glad he got sentenced to life in prison, anon
>>85492465
let's rock
>>85491908
He was drinking milk, the absolute weirdo.
>>85492424
Why FR*CK aren't you dead yet you H*CKING Female Dog!.
>>85492505
kyle maclattelan lol
>>85492424
HOW
O
W
>>85492563
Her fat absorbed the impacts
>>85492421
how Clancy is so convincing?
>>85492542
Pie has magical protective properties. This has been demonstrated.
>>85491985
Sounds like that kind of KID that robs old ladies but is scared of magic faggots.
RICHARD IS DONNA'S SON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tr_L31StI confirms that Red can read minds.
>>85492654
I only eat black toast and have cereal [\spoliers]without the milk[/spoliers]
>>85492589
>>85492654
He beat the shit out of her, left her face-down in a pool of her own blood and put a lit candle next to the stove so the explosion would fucking kill her, but she SURVIVED.
She's athough cookie.
>>85491794
>>85491898
>>85492104
All true.
>>85492505
this freaks me out
>>85492937
>>85493013
he looks like charles manson
>>85492339
There's nothing of value inside, they won't touch her.
>>85492954
>tfw no bobette to rape you
So does audrey horne searching for the missing lover refer to the douche looking guy or coop ?
Twin Peaks how they look now
wtf is david's problem with women, esp women of size? he's always depicting them suffering horribly.
Richard is Audrey missing lover 100%
>>85493127
>the douche looking guy
can't tell if you mean Billy Zane or Richard desu
Justin Theroux is the best Lynch actor
CUTEST
SMILE
!!
>>85493127
Good question
>>85492505
Transgender Bob. Ultimate trap.
>>85492539
I always thought this, and many other pats, were the show's way of telling us that Pete is a recovering alcoholic.
But I think he drinks bubbly with Catherine in a celebratory setting so who knows.
>>85493195
>don't look don't look don't look don't look
>look anyway
>>85491646
I still haven't seen Inland Empire so I'm saving that for when it ends. Then I'll read the dossier and never watch TV again and go and become a family man
>>85493294
It means he's into ultra violence
>>85493240
was john justice wheeler always cool?
>>85493343
>Then I'll read the dossier
Nice try Frost.
>>85493335
He needs a permit for that
Heineken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM-vlHRbhDQ
>32:23
:(
>>85493343
Read some Haruki Murakami books. They are the literary equivalent of a David Lynch production.
>>85493515
FUCK THAT SHIT
>>85493515
PABST BLUE RIBBON
>>85493551
never had pbr
>>85493561
It's disgusting.
>>85491646
I don't really feel that way. The season is complete. The fact that there are episodes I haven't seen doesn't make me feel any better about it. I would watch them right now if I could.
>>85493515
>>85493544
I've been meaning to for a while. Which do you think is the most Lynchian?
>>85493520
was he talking to frost then or something?
>>85493515
fts pbr t.b.h lmao
>>85493520
Who was he talking to?
>>85493602
FUCK THAT SHIT!
PABST
BLUE
RIBBON
>>85493570
really cheap?
>>85493618
Start with Wind Up Bird Chronicle
Brafuckingvo, Lynch!
>>85493570
t. heinekenfag
>>85493648
tidbit is laura dern
>>85493561
It tastes like every other mass produced light American lager.
>>85493195
If season 4 happens he better show up.
moment of silence for the recently departed
>>85493685
Yeah, super cheap, like 4 Ameribucks for a 6-pack.
http://sherylleehomepage.free.fr/leegal.htm
>>85493704
I meant when he was on the phone.
>>85493718
I can drink anything but heineken
>>85493734
>CUTEposters make their own domain
Impressive
>>85493570
So is Heineken. I've always thought PBR was one of the best cheap beers and Heineken was the worst "premium" beer, so they're almost equivalent in a way.
>>85493756
He answers the phone "Hello, tidbit"
HELP
>>85493544
FUCK THAT SHIT
MARGARET
GET OFF THE FUCKING PHONE
>>85493724
>shaggy will never go scooby diving
damn...
>>85493694
Has she had surgery done too? She doesn't look awful but is entirely unrecognizable. Like Renee Zellwegger, not ugly but fucked up still
>>85493544
Couldn't disagree more. Murakami has some weird in his books but it's a completely different kind of weird, much tamer and not unsettling at all.
was tucking the sweater in his pants part of his plan?
>>85493877
>>85493842
Let's get Sheryl out of the plastic
>>85493918
man, that IS some shitty CGI.
>>85493927
I got hard by watching almost all of the Richard's scenes.
You're in the club and this suave motherfucker punches your girlfriend in the stomach, what do?
>>85493950
No, not undressed in the plastic. OUT of the plastic!
DavidBrunch
>>85493842
>>85493927
>>85493950
>>85494009
They really made a photo session based on the scene when they find Laura dead??
What were they thinking? That this is cute or sexy???
>>85493961
i close my eyes
and i drift away
Lamb Of God is Canon
https://youtu.be/dulxbKkj9Wg
>>85493961
this is the water
>>85493950
CUTE NIPPLES
>>85491461
I don't want to talk about trees anymore edition.
>>85494023
her smiling while holding the plastic makes me uncomfortable.
>>85493724
He would have gotten away with it if it weren't for this meddling homeless men
>>85494014
yooo i didn't see that coming haha
>>85493724
Poor Shraggy, fare the well
The modern world has gone to shit but I'm just sitting here thinking about Coop opening that curtain and seeing Phillip Jeffries waiting for him in that chair. He tells him all about Judy, bros.
>>85491930
I believe Bowie did but the second half is still true.
>>85494080
Jesus...
>>85494080
What are the offscreen crimes of this guy?
>>85493544
I would say House of Leaves by MZD is also a similar vibe, but perhaps not totally Lynchian.
>>85493694
That'll get Coops attention
>>85494300
>Not posting the webm
fuck off
Kyle MacLachlan: "El nuevo 'Twin Peaks' va a ser algo maravilloso"
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
>>85493694
>>85494357
We don't speak spic
POST OTHER ALBUMS
>>85494080
that guy needs to be on some kind of list
>>85494486
call for help
WHO IS SHE?
When is the Jackrabbit Palace episode? The one on this Sunday or the next one?
>>85494556
A misty memory
>>85494598
i'm watching lost highway and holy fuck lynch uses great music in his works
>>85494598
next one.
>>85494556
Girl (1956).
>>85494598
Thats probably the series finale. The last 3-4 episodes are probably all on the same day, at the Palace
>>85494573
>>85494475
The new twin peaks will be something marvelous.
Literally nothing.
>>85494573
>>85494707
But Monica Belluci is Judy.
>>85494629
>Lynch Road
I bet that's where they took them uppity coloreds back in the good ol' days when they got too big for their britches. Showed em who's boss. Darn tootin.
>>85491561
friends :)
>>85494726
>>85494726
this is young Monica Judy
Post moar AHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHH's.
>>85492551
Never expected to see Kim Jones posted on here.
>>85493911
That is the kino way of wearing sweaters.
Hey, has anyone seen Billy?
>>85494023
It tickles my necrophilia
YOU! STOLE! THE CORN!
I'm fucking sick of Dougie
>>85495144
stay mad pleb
>>85495144
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D
>>85495160
BTFO VEDER, or you gonna join Chester and Cornell
VOMITING KID
HOW HARD DID YOU GET LYNCHED
>>85495135
>>85495189
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH
>>85495167
Did you know that you can see Bob in the lightning that Bowie comes in?
>>85493961
Suave...
GodDAMN you're one suave FUCKER
>>85495181
not without Coopers mind, i say!
>>85494051
What did she mean by this?
>>85494475
I speak Spanish, English, and ein bisschen of German. Step your game up fagger.
Why was the kid throwing up? Anyone else wish there was more based Bobby?
>>85494556
>>85494573
Dorothy
>>85494486
Ew, that vomit next to his head.
>>85495135
how is he allowed to drive
>>85495320
How will the show end
>>85495294
Europeans need to learn English since you all consume American media but Americans don't need to learn other languages
>>85494556
>>85494707
>>85494771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTgKRCXybSM
>>85494891
you just KNOW
Is Judy/Jeffries posting peak autism?
>>85495391
Gordon Cole having sex with Janey-E and Shelly while Bobby and Dougie watch (Cooper doesn't get his mind back)
>>85495317
He was the doppelganger of the kid killed by Richard, coming back to the lodge.
>>85495181
I'm going to feel really sad when Fred Durst finally commits suicide.
>>85495144
>>85495181
>>85495236
I didn't know
>>85495407
damn anon, haven't heard this song since I was 16, brings back some memories
"Imagine these grapes were your balls!"
>>85495556
>>85495405
I'm Latin American.
what the fuck
>>85495667
MISSOULA'D
>>85495667
YOU'RE GOING BACK
>>85495667
>>85495684
>MISSOULA'D
>>85495482
Just don't talk about it at all, oh, baby just shut your mouff.
>>85495144
>85495144
>>85495748
You know, I keep posting the lyrics from "china girl", but I don't remember how the song goes.
>>85495144
leave reddit
>>85495748
>4:44
>Frankish, that's CROATIAN isn't it?
>it is CROATIAN, how did you know that?!
>My wife's CROATIAN!
I think I just solved the entire fucking show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbR-ztOMtdY
Is Lynch insane?
>>85495860
lynched
>>85495589
Is this what Kyleposters look like?Nice
>>85491646
I was lying in bed this morning thinking about this, being so excited for more and just having positive and genuine enthusiasm for it all, something I never get these days for anything
Then I realized that it all goes away in 6 weeks and its back to having nothing to be excited about anymore.
>>85491461
>The pastebin is all YouTube links to the songs
Are they ever releasing a soundtrack album or do I just have to hope someone makes an mp3 folder like with True Detective's music (whoever that anon was, they saved me time and I appreciated it)?
>>85495667
How is this surprising in any way, shape or form?
>>85495922
Watch one episode per year, then you'll have six years to be excited.
>>85492505
Kind of looks like the gal from Shark Tank.
>>85495667
You got LYNCHED son.
>>85495922
I like Mr. Robot for many of the same reasons tbqh. It plays with the form a lot and subverts convention. You really do not know what curveballs it will throw at you. Some of them are corny and hack, but others are quite ingenious.
i'm ending myself after the finale
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/inspiration/dougie-jones-standee-fan-adventures/
HAHAHA
DOUGIED
O
G
U
I
E
D
>>85495819
Jesus man, Jim Belushi made me cringe. I didn't know he was like that.
I guess it's my fault for having ANY expectations about ANY actor.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/26/media/actor-frank-silva-found-alive/index.html
FRANK SILVA CONFIRMED TO BE IN PART 12
>>85496054
Same.
>>85494080
you just know
>>85496054
>>85496055
>http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/inspiration/dougie-jones-standee-fan-adventures/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9d2rDtPF1I
>>85491461
>mentions Judy
I welcome any and all dougiekino
>>85496025
Young Pope is also really unconventional too.
It's amazing that we finally are getting something freash in tv, everything has been the same shit since the Sopranos.
>>85496144
>>85496105
don't do it
what if lynch releases more stuff?
life's shit but ending it is worse
>>85496232
The Young Pope and The Sopranos are both pleb tier garbage. David Chase is a hack fraud who wants to be David Lynch.
>>85496058
>caring about what actors have to say about anything
why?
>>85496054
>>85496105
Are you Judy/Jeffries posters by any chance?
>>85496232
Young Pope was dreadfully overracted, completely lacked self-awareness, had really shitty lighting, and altogether struck me as really mediocre, if entertaining, work.
>>85496292
>The Sopranos
This is just retarded.
cutie
>>85495578
LYNCHED
who are the best bros? Fuscos or Mitchums?
>>85496297
No.I don't talk about her.
>>85495589
Kek
>>85496292
to be fair, I can't think of many directors who have the integrity and originality of David Lynch. especially no tv directors. people aspire and imitate lynch, but really no one will attain what he has accomplished except a very few.
>>85496377
M A I S Y
D
O
A
T
S
>>85496054
but if s4?
I will not off meself, but I will give up all TV and movies
>>85496054
>>85496475
If there even was a season 4 there's no way it'd be 18 episodes long.
>>85496292
Test Dream is better than Mullholand Drive though
>>85496351
It's a tough call, but I'm going Mitchums.
>>85496422
>I can't think of many directors who have the integrity and originality of David Lynch
check out Apichatpong Weerasathakul
he's like a Thai David Lynch if you slowed him down by like 500%
he uses phantoms/alternate realities/formal experimentation in a similar surrealist way, but retains a style entirely his own. His films are like sleepwalks through mystic jungles.
>>85496475
>but I will give up all TV and movies
What's with this meme? I understand that television and film are shit compared to something like Twin Peaks, but surely something good will come eventually.
>>85496553
good taste anon
>>85496556
>but surely something good will come eventually.
dont care
will just read Tolstoy and Pyncheon
Rewatching the trailer, it's the hobo stairwell from E11, this time shaking violently with no hobos, and then what appears to be Cooper walking up it (though too dark to tell).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdtNPZZxWX8
>>85496630
It is believed to be Cooper walking with Mike, but I can see it as Gordon cole too, especially with that leaked page from the script "We are the dreamers" which was recently revealed to be the description for Part 14.
I think it may be from a dream Gordon Cole has about Cooper, where he doesn't have a face.
>>85496739
>leaked page from the script
with Monica Belushi's Judy?
>>85496808
>>85496819
Stop touching that, Dougie.
>>85496851
Dougie Jones
>>85496587
he's all about dreams, too. Uncle Boonmee has the episodic/rambling structure of Twin Peaks S3. The monkey ghosts in the jungle are pretty much Woodsmen!
and one of the deleted scenes is an abstract creation sequence sort of like Episode 8. He even uses strobe lights like Lynch:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25iz5h
>>85493561
On tap it's not too bad, but I might only think that cos the bar I frequent has $1 pints of PBR on Wednesdays. Coincidentally it's formerly a Twin Peaks/Lynch themed bar (in Spokane) but they got rid of the chevron floor and the Venus de Medici for whatever reason, they still have the red curtains and owls/aliens on a little branch.
kill marry fuck
>>85496997
kill maddy
fuck donna
marry norma
>>85497040
>>85497047
btfo another dopple of cooper of Portlandia
>>85496997
Marry Maddy
Fuck Norma
Kill Donna
Easiest choice of my fucking life. I'd kill Donna twice if I could.
>>85496997
kill donna
marry maddy
fuck norma
>>85494183
I'm really just hoping that if/when everything goes to shit it happens after September 3rd
>>85497080
>>85497085
because you are gay
Prime LFB is best of all
losing today only to Candie
>>85497047
>marry norma
You just got cucked by "Big" Ed
>>85497085
>>85497099
I was talking about the characters though
Even going by actresses LFB got ugly quick and also seems bitchy in real life
>>85497149
>>85497099
>Prime LFB is best of all
kys my man
>>85497166
Guys, what if Cooper comes back next episode?
>>85496997
If characters:
>Fuck Maddy before she dies
>Marry Norma and cuck Ed
>Kill Donna because she's a bitch
If actress:
>Marry Sheryl Lee, this isn't even a question
>Fuck prime Peggy Lipton
>Kill Donna because I know what she becomes later
>>85497149
>When you don't give a fuck if it's future or pass and you've got to take a shit
>>85494183
>>85494573
>>85494556
>>85494726
>>85495482
>>85496800
>>85496766
>>85496297
>>85496167
STOP TALKING ABOUT HER!!!
>>85496997
Kill norm, she looks too smug
Fuck donna reluctantly
Marry the shit out of Maddy
>>85497232
then Vedder poster is legally obliged to kill himself while in Croatia.
>>85496507
>>85497304
You'recorrect
>>85497272
judy
>>85491794
Why do they spell Audrey's last name differently from Richard's?
>>85496351
Some new challengers appear.
>>85497336
he's dead
>>85497272
Please, Mr Jeffries, calm down, you scary me. You'll make the shit come out of my ass