/got/ general

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>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.

>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.

>The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit.

>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.

>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

AMERICAN TOLKIEN

It's pretty obvious Euron is le chaotic evil bad guy and the band of strong wymyn (BE THE DRAGON xD) is gonna defeat them and all will be well...

... But Euron is literally the only thing interesting in the series right now. Everything else, from dialogue (BE THE DRAGON), to scenes are just so fucking bad it looks like a flick

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

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What the fuck are the Brothers Without Banners up to?

>>85485453

fuck you buddy, I cackled at this

So why did Daenerys decide to make Dragonstone her base of operations considering that:

>Master plan is to split armies to attack Casterly Rock and King's Landing at the same time
>To do this, she needs to send Greyjoy fleet down to Sunspear to pick up reinforcements to go back up and attack King's Landing
>Dragonstone is right next to King's Landing, and as such, potentially right next to a hostile fleet(s)

By using Dragonstone, Kelly C has needlessly placed the sneks and Yara in danger.

Not to mention the fact that if she'd went Sunspear to speak to the sneks, could have avoided the sneks getting BTFO by Euron, and also saved alot of time for the Unsullied and Dothraki to swing round to Casterly Rock

This is some real shit writing desu senpai

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>>85485410
Reminder that TEAM DRAGONSTONE are /ourguys/ now and forever, even in death.
Traitors are not welcome in this thread

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

>>85485526
stannis aint dead

>>85485515

probably going to remove frozen kebab because they stared into a fire and it told them to

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Why does Yara like older women?

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>>85485547
>>85485503
based

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>cutting Jon
Faggot. He doesn't have a sense of superiority, Jonfags do.
>And he made shit decisions as a leader, like not using the killer ghosts to kill Joffrey and Tommen thus becoming King without having to be a rebel
Read the books, nigger. He couldn't have birthed a new shadow without dying.
>>85485410
Shit fanart. Will we ever have good drawings of Starks?

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Do you think Davos will remember or reference the fact that Tyrion killed most of his sons when they visit Dragonstone?

>>85485453
Tolkien wishes he could have written that

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>>85485547

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>>85485649

>>85485618
D&D's favorite tactic is now to reference something and then assume that has now resolved it. E.g. Tyrion says "Ellaria you killed my niece" but doesn't actually do anything about it.

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If I lived in Westeros I would bend the knee to the rightful queen Cersei

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just to be clear, she's /ourgirl/ now

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>>85485688
Best queen, best hand, best realm

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>>85485678

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ALL HAIL STANNIS! THE RIGHTFUL KING OF THE /got/ GENERAL!

>>85485560
She's used to the smell of fish

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Reminder Brienne's sword from that angle couldn't decapitate anyone.

>>85485601
>Read the books, nigger. He couldn't have birthed a new shadow without dying.
He gets two shadow killers in the books, one to kill Renly, the other to kill the Castillian at his castle so Robert's bastard can be dealt with

A competenet leader would have sent the ghosts to kill his two nephews Joffrey and Tommen, thus becoming the undisputed king by legal means

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Just look at this Italian beauty

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>>85485729

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>>85485808

>>85485688
/r/ing best in the west pic

>>85485649
>>85485678
>>85485729
>>85485808
>>85485861
i would really prefer if you be quiet

>>85485861
What if that blast hit the night king?

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>>85485861

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>>85485618

>>85485410
Stannis was in King's Landing with Jon Arryn and they both investigated the kids together
Ned found out long after Stannis did

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>>85485893
>>85485896

Why is Stannis so loved here? He burned his fucking daughter and was literally a puppet for the red cunt.

>>85485943
Because some of us have read the books

>>85485943
not canon

>>85485523
because she's going to get cucked this season. she'll lose most of her forces. ollena and ellaria will die. she'll become dependant on the north who is the only kingdom to answer her call and not to bend the knee but lay claim to her shit.

by the end of the season she'll add the cucked to her list of titles. at the dragon pit jon will be allowed to remain king in the north but daenerys will have to drop her claim and will have no choice in the matter because of the army of the dead that needs defeating.

feels good.

>ah bashit it in mah red cunt jon snoh

>>85485943
FUCK OFF SHOWPLEB

>>85485943

I will never understand the entire Stannis meme. It's like a boil of autism on a fandom that is already shitty.

>>85485978
>>85485979
>>85486025
>>>/lit/

>>85485684
Maybe that will sow dissent. "How did Euron know she was sailing to Dorne?". Then they'll think it was Tyrion who sold them out.

>>85485911
Not in the show. Stannis didn't know until Ned's letter in the show canon

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>>85485410
You had one job.

>>85485410
The Night King is literally the only character whose motivation still makes sense.

why does everyone assume that jon snow ate ygrittes pussy? I feel like he could have easily given rim

>>85485523
So we could have that "shall we begin" scene, literally the only reason

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>>85485453
>Her cunt became the world.

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Tfw read all the books and watch all episodes of the show when they premiere and all I ever do is complain about how both are actually terrible

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THE MOUNTAAAAIN

COOKING BOWL CONFIRMED

>>85486093
Ygritte thinks it's "dignified" in some way and that it's what southron ladies do. I don't think asslicking qualifies as that

Theon isn't a guy

>>85486117

those books are what, 5000 pages in total? you could have read actual literature instead of this lowbrow shit. not even kidding.

>>85485743
Underrated post

>>85485688
Fuck off

>>85486117
You say it like it's a bad thing

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>>85485410
>Only Ned was allowed, because he was played by Sean Bean
Imagine if Ned was alive to see the current degeneracy of Westeros. Incest is acceptable, women are leaders, men are eunuchs, plots don't make sense, and characters have no realistic motivations. Just behead me already.

>>85486181
you could do a lot of things instead of wasting time on the chan, but here we are

>>85486117
I know a website thats perfect for you

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>>85486223
>Ned's face when he sees his kids

>>85486153
Cleaning someones ass isn't dignified?

>>85486223
Ned's death was a mercy, so that he didn't see how badly his sons fucked things up

>>85486243
4chan.org?

>>85486253
Yeah

>>85485943
Bookfags, in the books he's still a man of justice

>>85485453
>>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew, and her thirst sent her crawling to the stream to suck up more water.
>>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY

>>85486108
Is this a jojo reference?

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There is only one true king of Westeros. The king who cared.

>>85486093

its called 'lord's kiss' not 'lord's tongue'

>>85485453
More?
Post Cersei on her nuptial night.
Ps who is being fucked by who?

>>85486346
Why did Stannis' Lightbringer even look the way it did? He thrust it into a fucking fake idol, not his wife

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>>85486223
Imagine Ned finding out that Robb got his entire family murdered because of """love""" and pure retardation

>>85486391
AYE THAT'S MY SON

>>85486223
I think he'd be pretty fucking mad at Robb. Breaking your promise because you're afraid of siring a bastard? Deal with the consequences.
>>85486387
It was a glamour.

>>85486346
king fannis

>>85485943
t. stark fanboy Pajeet

>>85486391
Everyone shits on Ned for being all about muh honor, but if Robb had been half the man Ned was the Starks would have won the war. You didn't see Ned fucking up the Stark-Tully alliance because he wanted to bang Ashara Dayne.

Also I think the girl Edmure marries is hotter than brownslut anyway so it's like nigga

>>85485453
>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing

I am now erect.

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>>85485410
What about him? He's absolutely /ourguy/ imo.

Would the Freys still have taken the deal with the Lannisters if Robb upheld his promise

>>85486413
Ned realized he had to get on with the program and married Cat so the Tullies would join the rebellion and save my nigga Bobby B.

>>85485410
Davos and Bronn are the only good characters on this show.

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>>85486457
wildlings are people too

times change

>>85486448

Arousing.

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"Behold my new plot device machine! I call it 'The Deus Ex'"

>>85486457
But he is ded, anon

>>85485410
Dany is stealing the plot reserved for Stannis.
>On Dragonstone
>Muh dragonglass
>Suddenly cares about the others
>Melly
>Teaming with Jon, probably will ask him to bend the knee
And all the obvious with wanting the Iron Throne and all.

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How many Dragons is Cersei gunna take out and which one(s)?

My guess is 1 and probably Rhaegal cause that's the lamest dragon.

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>>85486445
Yeah I'm pretty sure that showing Edmure's bride was a wink wink that Robb had fucked up royally

>muh exotic southern pusy

>>85486500
Gods from WHERE? And how could you bring them here?

Post Euron btfo snek

>>85486500
Based qy to finally put the biggest piece of shit character in their rightful place (the trash)

>>85486561
Cersei kills one and the Night King kills Viserion

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>>85486500
>Qyburn says they're working on it
>Cut to the spooky basement where wildfire and other magical shit have been discussed
>Think they found the Dragonhorn or something
>Nope, it's a fucking large crossbow

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>>85486574

>>85486567
BAD POOSAY anon

Margery wanted a threesome with Tommen and Sansa.

>>85486060
>show canon
There is no show canon. There is fanfiction, and then there is the books. The only thing that matters is the books.

>>85486500
>>85486586
Qy "Our guy" burn


>>85486601
That's a ballista you turbo pleb

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>>85486567
What could possibly have gone wrong amirite

>>85485410
>Jorah

Friendzoned cuck who mistakes his hard on for Dany as love.

>Theon
Was always a little bitch and is now a dickless little bitch

>Baelish
Obfuscating a characters motivations and actions to make him seem like a mastermind is bad writing. His aim is to sit on the iron throne with Sansa as queen; how the fuck is he even CLOSE to this and how have his actions thus far been to achieve this
'i want to be king and you to be my queen Sansa and I never do anything without thinking about how to make this happen. That's why I traded you to the boltons to marry and get raped by Ramsey'

>Jaime
'muh sister'

The rest are fine. #teamThoros

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>>85486601
>crossbow will probably be droned by dragon the second they bring it out

Is Qyburn doing 4 d chess to make Cersei lose?

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>>85486567
>lose your kingdom and your life for pussy
>not even the best pussy you could have gotten

Why did we ever like Robb Stark again?

>>85486561
I'm hoping Qyburn just gets BTFO trying to use it, with the dragons dodging in the air and then roasting everyone. Actually hitting a moving dragon with a ballista at close enough of a range that it'll hurt is such an unfeasible task that it'll just look stupid. And you just know that they won't have a thousand ballista to blot out the air with at the most strategic moment.

Edmure's son has to be pretty fucking conflicted over the fact he was born a Tully/Frey hybrid.

>>85486656
inb4 Qyburn actually does it all because he's a secret Dany worshipper and will jump ship after fucking up things for Cersei

>>85485453
>>The three men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing
I just past that part recently and couldnt stop rereading it to making sure my eyes werent playing games with me

>>85486654
CIA is alwaysh /ourguy/ by default, newfag.

>>85486656
it's not going to work that's for sure, the whole point of that weapon is le bait n switch

>>85486657
we never did, were you even here in season 2? We made him a meme and insulted him everytime.

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>>85486601

>no Robert Strong riding an undead skelly dragon spitting wildfire

The show is already over the top ridiculous, might as well make it awesome

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MAMA MAMA MAMA!

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>>85486601
>they fire it at an old skull at practically point blank range and act smug about it being powerful enough to penetrate the skull

It's a fucking siege weapon. Of course it penetrates an old skull at that range. But if the dragon is that close then you're already on fire.

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>Expose the skin under the grayscale. Clean it and apply a salve made from pine resin, green bark from twigs, beeswax & olive oil.

>>85485560
>Yara says she has both male and female lovers depending on the port

Retarded. A woman without the pill can't be promiscuous like a man without constantly risking pregnancy, which would put an end to her reaching career

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>>85486765

>>85486765
MAMA WE WANT SUCKY MAMA WE THIRSTY

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>>85486637
>Arya didn't save RADmure and his hot Frey slut from the Twins despite being there for months
Bravo Dabid

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>>85486765
Hey girls come to the captain's corders

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st for Dickon Tarly aka "Punished Billy Bones

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>>85486771
>this is the dangerous treatment that no maester is brave enough to do

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Does this move have a name?

Has there every been any real combat use for using your foot to kick up the end of a spear towards your opponent?

HEMAfags please respond

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>reek capable of killing not one, but MULTIPLE mutes
>tiny snek with no upper body strength in a dress with double daggers capable of killing any trained soldier let alone mutes
>people using double daggers and whips in combat despite literal farming tools being better weapons (at least natural selection took them, should have been sooner though)
>firebombs being launched at Asha's ship with the risk of them hitting The Silence which could get Euron killed, and it would be even worse for them if Euron survived that
>somehow the soldiers can tell eachother apart (in the books this would make sense since Euron's crew is extremely diverse and foreign)
>Asha spends seconds with her back turned to the battle to watch some ships burning

>>85486787
How did Arya even know which Freys were good and which ones weren't?
Wasn't Robb's squire a Frey and they had to keep him away from the wedding so he wouldn't try anything stupid?

>>85486812
It's called "I'm a showboating faggot please rape my face"

>>85486812

It's called the YOU DIED

>>85486772
They have various moonjuice potions or whatever it is they call it in Westeros, anon. It's prevalence has been brought up many times.

>>85486772
>Retarded. A woman without the pill can't be promiscuous like a man without constantly risking pregnancy, which would put an end to her reaching career

idk, but she seems to only really interested in fucking women.

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>>85485410
Who /forrester/ here

>>85486828
Duh the womyn were good and the men were ebil

>>85486772
>implying yara doesn't exclusively take it in the ass

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>>85486574
Can't make good .webm's because the editing in the battle is so choppy

>>85486767
Yeah but there's no way they included it just to have it fail, it's going to at least injure a dragon otherwise dany is too op and the battle scene would be worthless

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>>85485601
>3 Starks with Tully features
>show just cast one with the closest features

>>85486812
Gerrard.jpg

can someone explain the dusty mesa meme to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp0BjFl-a1Y

>>85486886
Robb and Sansa look Tully as fuck (though nothing like Show!Catelyn lol), but everyone else look nothing like Ned or each other.

B R A V O

>>85486901
true detective

>>85486854
That game had such a shitty storyline with choices that ultimately don't matter that I'm still mad about it.

Also /teamasher/

>>85486914

but why have people been posting that image with FROM THE DUSTY MESA for two years now?

>>85486808
I'm guessing that all the nasty pus that's under the greyscale is the most contagious part, which means that when you start removing the greyscale you need to be extra careful not to have it squirt in your face or not to get a smidgen of it on anything you touch with bare hands afterwards. Like, say, the book that Sam was running his fingers all over while he was consulting it. The porous thing that is not exactly easy to disinfect without ruining.

Just like there's a character who'll spread grayscale in Westeros in the books there's one in the show, except in they show they made it Jorah and Sam because they're stupid.

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>>85486921
>with choices that ultimately don't matter
Thats like every Telltale game.

>>85486601
I was fully expecting a zombie dragon, it was so disappointing

>>85486939
I think it's one dedicated sperg who thinks the night king / fire scene looked like the true detective intro

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>>85486913

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>>85486808
One page of it

>>85486057
>Then they'll
Who is "they"? The only people around Dany anymore are going to be Tyrion, Varys and Missendai.

>>85486946
Well, he DID wear leather gloves which seemed to be enough. Weird that he had no mask on, though.

>>85486886
Why is Jon morphing into Robb? Are they twins?
Rickon's hair is wrong in that one, by the way. :^)

>>85486921
I mean it's accurate to the source material

Small northern house who lost most of its soldier during the red wedding, stuck in a blood feud with a slightly bigger house and being made a bitch by Ramsay

I don't see how it could have ended well

>>85486828
Nigga the point of Arya is that she doesn't give a fuck and sees all of them as bad.

At some point another character will probably find the corpses of those Lannister soldiers she met, with a big dramatic reveal that she killed them off-screen.

>>85486724
Not when 'Whats the next step of your master plan?' applies to literally everything he does

>>85486999
Dany. Not Varys, but Dany. Especially after his army gets BTFO at Casterly Rock. I'd think that he was betraying me, 100%.

>>85486913
Show Robb didnt look like a Tully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV7Oe8X-3fk

>>85486676
ballistas and scorpions could hit heads from hundreds of yards away. in the siege of gergovia a siege unit under caesar consistintly kept hitting the people frowing stones from a top the wall, even though they were far away

>>85486870
>Yeah but there's no way they included it just to have it fail

A lot of shit was introduced in Cersei's chapters that then failed, like Cersei building a fleet of new badass ships that then got taken away by her boytoy. I could see them not doing all of those things and focusing on this thing failing instead, because it'll have more of a visual impact when it's fucking useless and King's Landing immediately falls when everyone expects one dragon to die.

>>85485410
>undisputed
I dispute that.
>Jorah, a pathetic Danycuck
>Sandor, may or may not be a meme, I want to like him so I'll give him a chance
>Illyrio, another Danycuck
>Davos, Joncuck who only takes issue with things if they're done by Stannis or for Stannis's benefit
>LF, Sansa's beta orbiter, hasn't had a good scheme in at least four seasons
>Jaime, Cersei's dog, pretty bland
>Edmure, got based Blackfish killed

>>85487012
You're lying to yourself if you think the show will go that route and make her a bad guy

>>85487007
Case of the Artist sameface
But what do you mean Rickon hair is wrong?

>>85487010
I just found most of the storylines to be fairly crap, for example every time I had to play as Mira I wanted to kill myself

>>85487004
Leather gloves is enough for rudimentary examinations that don't last long and you're on your toes the entire time. The stuff Sam is doing will take hours and all that has to happen is him reflexively wiping his forehead with the back of his hand at some point and he's fucked.

can't the walkers just swim around the Wall?

no it would appear they fear the water as well as fire - Jon

*euron breaks into laughter*

I wish you good fortune in the Wars to come - Euron

*Euron leaves the dragonpit to board his flagship and make sail*

Euron is pretty much the only good character in this show

>>85487012
>GoT characters
>having a point, motivation or making sense

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Is she ok?

>>85485410
why didnt sam give jorah milk of the poppy to numb the pain? lmao

>>85487070
delet

>>85486819
>double daggers
In her defense, it's not a bad choice for the close quarter combat she found herself in.

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>queen of mind tricks and beauty.

>>85487198
that's a big dog

>>85486628
Lol the books aren't canon they are irrelevant and unfinished

>>85486841
Has it really? Genuinely I don't remember any of that

>>85487073
Oh wow they hit people standing in a fixed position on top of a wall? Well that definitely means they can hit a thing that flies around with speed approaching a small plane but with the agility of a swallow, before it swoops down and torches them mid-reload.

It's not about the ballista being inaccurate, it's about a dragon being a really fucking hard target to hit because it's all over the place, at one point it's high in the air the next low and then it flies away from you and then it comes nearer and moves diagonally and any way it fucking pleases, while you try to adjust the aim.

>>85487198
>I'm in charge now
>yes I'll marry you Ramsay
>Ramsay has sex with her on the wedding night
>waaaaah how can this be happening

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>>85487254
>how can this be happening
Truly Littlefinger's protegee

>>85486787
I remember the man being delivered back to his castle, but what happened to his wife?

did they meet again?

>>85486819
it was epic bro you can't deny that it was simply epic

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>>85487198

>whiny and annoying
>helped kill her own father
>only survives because other people want to keep her around for their plots
>now acts like she knows shit

Why are Arya and Sansa still relevant?
I dunno who I dislike more, Arya for being literally perfect and can do no wrong and will never be punished for her blatant abuse of faceless powers and bringing the death to those who do not deserve it yet; or Sansa who literally brings nothing to the table aside from looking like her mom and saying things whenever she wants.

>>85487249
desu i don't see what's so hard, the dragon is never that quick, and, even though it's a dificult target, the ballista should be accurate enough

besides, the last time we saw the draggons, it took two off them standing over a ship for about 5 seconds before they could burn it totally down and dissengage, that should be more thand enough time for the ballista to hit

>>85486854
Tried to play it for about 15 minutes and I just can't see how it's justified to release a game with visuals and animation that awful in the current year

>>85487130
He's not because plot armour and bad writing

>>85486812
As a standard accepted move, no. You shouldn't even put yourself in the situation where your spear isn't guarding you in some way.
But as a feint agains't inexperienced fighters it could work, it's still show boating though.

>>85487224
Lysa had to take it to abort Littlefingers baby and then when Cersei accuses Margaery of fucking everyone she has Pycelle say Margaery asked him for some. Or maybe Margaery actually did ask for some. So it's definitely a common practice at least among the highborn.

>>85486765
>calling out MAMA MAMA MAMA
>its not even her mom

Why does Yara keep cucking Theon and rubbing his lack of a penis in his face by fucking britches while he watches constantly?

>>85487394
It is in the show. Of which they reminded us in the last episode over and over again. Makes you wonder how Cersei is going to avenge Ellaria murdering her daughter.

>>85487350
>plot armour

Unless of course they're using Jorah and Sam to introduce greyscale into Westeros just as Jon Connington is used in the books, with it being meant to surprise everyone when Sam shows signs of infection. Sam doesn't even have to be the one who contracts it, it could just be spread to some other maester who touches the book Sam brought with him, not knowing how it was used, and then spreading it further.

>>85486787
Lannisters probably have him somewhere else, or D&D just forgot he exists

>>85487461
Cersei literally doesn't care about her children, only the throne matters to her hence why she's so fucked in the head

>>85487498
One of the few things she cares about are her children, that's why she goes bonkers when Joffrey dies and Myrcella gets injuried.

>>85487316
>>helped kill her own father
Did anyone else get mad when she said Neds stupidity got him killed? Cause I remember it was Sansas fault

>>85486970
That's not until later.

>>85487486
There's no time for a greyscale party.

>>85487456
>Made you touch my pussy bro, you just got PRANK'D
>Northern skirt wearing pansy, MAYBE you can command the sea bitch and attack the fishermen, watch out for the nets lol
>Hey, I've ridden all the way to Winterfell just to remind you in front of yours and my men that you're a retarded cunt I have zero respect for, peace out!
>I could throw an ax into Ramsey's head and save you, but you're being a little bitch so fuck it, you're dead to me

>OY U ERE TO STEAL MY THRONE M8?! I'LL KICK U IN UR CUNT OUR MUM WILL FEEL IT
>I can't believe I wasted time to try to rescue you.
>Why are you being such a bitch over a few bad years?
>If you can't be useful to me you should just kill yourself, like, what are you even doing here?
>Anyway, isn't this bitch hot? Yeah, you're never gonna bang something like that ever again, aren't ya? lol, jk, jk, come on bro, I'm just teasing. But seriously though, eunuchs are funny.

>Daily reminder that you'll never experience sexual gratification ever again
>AAA SAVE ME THEON!

>>85487456
Because she wants to fuck him and now she can't.

>>85487486
I'm 99% sure they'll completely ignore the fact that you can get infected that way, Jorah will be cured and Sam will be a hero.

>>85487498
>Cersei literally doesn't care about her children

Nigga, really? It's literally the only thing except for Jaime that she's ever cared for, because they're an extension of herself. It was when her children were either removed from her or started turning away from her that she went loonier, and now she only cares about the throne because there's nobody left she cares about except for Jaime.

next season will have 7 episodes or less?

>>85486448
I'm sure the sight of your erection is erecting.

>>85487683
6

Do you guys think Cersei actually appreciates Qyburn and considers him a true friend she can trust or is she just using him? He's like the only person that's not family she's never been mean to.

>>85487249
They'll lure it into a trap and unveil it "dramatically" of course. They need to make sure normies have time to throw their hands over their mouths.

>>85487597
This, she was a cunt to him pretty much all the time, I'd jump away too if I was Reek

>>85487330
>>85487249
I don't know why you fucks are even arguing. We already know bronn hits Drogon with the Ballista while he is in the air. It doesn't kill him but forces him to stay on the ground for the rest of the battle.

Like this meme discussion of "can you hit a dragon with a ballista" is retarded, we already know the ballista works, doesn't kill the dragon though. But hopefully by next season Cersei will have many more and kill Drogon for good with them. Fuck those cgi draining lizards

>>85487730
the weapon isn't going to work, the only dragon that will die will be due to the white walkers.

>not just catapulting wildfire onto dragons

>>85486572
Underrated

>>85487725
>Cersei
>having friends

Only an idiot who doesn't understand the character would ever believe that.

>>85487725
The latter I'd say, but Qyburn's probably using her just as much as she is him. He's very effective at fixing her problems; and she lets him do whatever experiments he wants without disturbance.

>>85487792
yes good idea lets throw fire at things that breath fire

that's like throwing water at a dolphin

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>>85486500
>dragging the balista into the empty basement just so they could fire it into a dragon's skull

Reasonable

>>85487792
dragons love fire, they live in volcanos and shit. the valyrians found them living in the fourteen flames.

>>85487597
This post gave me an aneurysm

>>85487829
dragon bone is hard as fuck. the point he was making was that they won't have to kill it via the ocular cavity. just straight through the skull making things easier.

still wont work though. will injure her dragon though

>>85486867
Patriarchy triumphant.

>>85485412
>everyone looks like their book counterpart or at least like an original design
>bran looks like show bran
Was Isaac the most iconic casting choice, people can't get his appearance out of their head when making book fanart

>>85486765
Actually thought this was a decent character scene between them given the utter shite we've been served up before.

>>85487873
>Drogon: "AAAAAH SAVE ME KHALEESI"

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The leaks say Qyburn's ballista doesn't work right? The only dragon dying is Viserion via the Night King.

>>85487461
I wonder where Ellaria's four other daughters are.

>>85487896
I hope you're ready for the scenes of Tyrion and Daenerys riding CGI dragons

Maybe Jon too

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>>85487888
I am just upset that they didnt get the ginger kids right. I mean UK is full of them right?

So didnt this episode pretty much confirm that tyrion is a time-traveling fetus?

>>85487918
Retconed out of existence.

>>85487912
It wounds Drogon but doesn't wound him enough. The next episode he will be flying again.

>>85487912
dany doesn't attack KL this season, the leaks have jaime injuring drogon after the lannisters and tarlys attack high garden

>>85487806
>Cersei doesn't have friends

So she's one of us? How come she's not socially awkward then?

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Would dragons be better in the GoT universe if they could talk?

>>85487922
the graphic designers said there's something about the dragons they didn't do because they thought it would look ridiculous.

I can't see anything that would look more ridiculous than Tyrion on a dragon, so...

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Azor Yunkai'i Whore!

>>85485410
I dont see Tywin in there, wheres Tywin?

>>85487992
is bran even going to mention that jaimie pushed him from the ledge?

>>85486771
wow, so Sam managed to find all these ingredients but can't find milk of the poppy

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>>85487888
Bran was as close to perfect casting as perfect gets. I bet when you reread the books you imagine bran with those bangs too.

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jesus fucking christ ALL THE LEAKS WERE TRUE

HAHAHAH oh jesus fucking christ

>>85487947
more so than anywhere else probably, but still not very common

>>85488054
Whats This

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>Next episode
>Arya: Littlefinger you are the reason my father is dead
>Littlefinger: That may be true Arya & Sansa, but now that we've brought it up you know you can trust me
>Brienne: My Lady let me kill him
>Sansa: No, he lives... for now
>*Littlefinger dies off camera 2 episodes later*

>>85487771
Not true, they're going to have multiple ballistas and it will rip Rhaegal to shreds, he will still decimate most of the armies that Cersei has left beforehand.

Viserion will die at the hands of the walkers and be res'ed as the Night King's mount. The Night King uses Viserion, who's flames are now blue, to melt the wall.

Drogon will be around about a season longer than the other two... But he will die in the final showdown vs the White Walkers. He will die fighting the Night King reanimated Viserion.

You heard it here first. In the end, Cersei will have no more dragons.

>>85485410
>Rand Tarly will side with Cersi this season because he hates foreigners

Fucking hell why even bother

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>>85488054
>ever do

>>85488054
She was seen with Varys in the comic-con trailer like a week ago.

>>85486130
Chad Summerchild is my favorite character

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>>85488087
official pics

>>85488103
I'm an assclown, I butchered my last sentence.

In the end, Daenerys will have no more dragons.

>>85488017
he doesn't know in the show

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>>85488087
your future

>>85488124
From ep 3?

>>85486819
you forgot
>putting a ram on a sailing ship

>>85485547
its "may sun", anon

>>85488109
that wasn't a leak, that's just a fanart that turned to be true lol

>>85488132
>can see through time and space
>hasn't bothered to check how he got crippled
is he the worst omniscient being in all of fiction?

>>85488132
how fucking convenient

>>85487970
She's a narcissist not a neet.

>>85488054
What was the leak?

>>85488017
No because Jaime is a """"""""good guy""""""""" and normies like him more than bran so the writers will pretend it never happened

>>85488108
he fought against robert in the rebellion so technically he swore an oath to the mad king first and dany is his daughter so....

>>85488021
Pine resign, green bark, bee's wax, olive oil and concentrated opioid milk painstakingly made by a maester and reserved for nobels, lords and royality. Yeah sure.

>>85488166
>the worst omniscient being in all of fiction?

No, that would be God

>>85485560
No mommy

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>>85488148
yes
>>85488180
it was said there was gonna be scene with melly and varys in episode 3.

>>85488184
Tarly knows Cersei is the Mad King's daughter, that's why he sides with her over the Mad Queen.

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>>85488187

>>85488017
It doesn't even matter at this point

>>85488169
>lives on her fathers money hasnt done a day of honest labor in her life, sits in her room all day and ruins life for everyone else because she's miserable

Pretty much a neet

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shansha let me tell you something

>>85488200
To talk about what?
I rather have a Davos and Melly scene and thats even if Davos remembers Shireen

>>85488017
He doesn't remember

>>85488230
why can't sansa just give the guy some head and tell him to fuck off back to the eyrie?

>>85488017
It'll be like Tyrion talking to that sand cunt

>YOU CRIPPLED ME!
>Yeah we have more important things right now

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VALE?
>>85488237
http://green-chili.blogspot.com/p/episode-703.html

>>85488166
He probably knows

>>85488244
Then he wont leave

>>85486765
>Cersei has her raped and tortured in front of Ellaria
>She yells for her mama the whole time
>foreshadowing.jpg

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>>85488200
we knew this for weeks already

>>85488216
Sure it does, bran and Jaime are the main characters

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>>85488200
>Robb Stark was too valuable to treat with Walder Frey Catlyn Stark went in his place
>In open warfare the King of the North can sail freely to Dragonstone to meet with an invasion force

>>85488244
>OOOH YESSSHHH SHANSHA
>OOOOH YEEESSHHH

Hey guys want to start doing epic pun threads?

>>85488200
Any ep 3 pics of bran????????????

>>85488089
That's not how it will play out.

Jon Snow will ride south. Daenerys will initially be shitty with him as a pretender to the throne. Jon Snow will ask for dragonglass and help defeating the white walkers. Danny asks for Jon to bend the knee which Jon reluctant does in exchange for an alliance and her help.

This pisses Sansa off greatly. She declares Jon the illegitimate ruler of the North. Some of the Northern houses side with Sansa and some with Jon. Sansa begins plotting with Littlefinger to have Jon assasinated in such a way that it looks as though it was done by Cersei.

About this time Arya shows up and finds out Littlefinger is preparing to assassinate Jon who has always been her favorite member of the family and the one most like her. She tells Sansa about the large role Littlefinger played in their father's execution. Sansa has a change of heart and Littlefinger is executed for treason, the murder of Ned Stark, and the attempted murder of Jon. The Northern houses once again fall under Jon's command.

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>>85485410

>b-but muh Hot Pie

Hot Pie is by far the MOST /ourguy/ of any of the guys. He's definitely a fa/tv/irgin who goes and drops his spaghetti when he is catching up with Arya and blurts out YOU'RE PRETTY.

Hot Pie is /tv/, /tv/ is Hot Pie.

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Any new leaks about the upcoming episode?

>>85488317
Man I want to FUCK Hot Pie

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>>85488301
no bran

>>85488000
can't argue with dubtrip

>>85488267
Next episode we get NCW ass?
Fuck yea

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>when you realize your character is irrelevant

>>85488343
whats the fucking point of setting up him as the three eyed crow just to cuck him out of existence for stupid shit like arya and eunuch sex

>>85488324
I don't have nothing to say to a nigger

>>85488343
Again?
Fuck

What will Davos do when he see Melony? He said if he saw her again he'd kill her

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last pic with comfy throne

>>85488317
>HotPie
>YOU'RE PRETTY

Tbf it was casual af tho

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>>85488317
Such a fucking dumb scene. Was it Hot Pie who couldn't act, or was it Arya, or was it just the director who didn't understand what he was doing?

>>85488395
nothing

he will forgive her

next scene is davos drinking wine with melly and tyrion I LOVE YOU GUYS EVERYTHING IS FORGIVEN and then dany comes in and she's like "stannis lmao" and everyone laughs

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Things that have had more screentime than bran:

>ed gremlan
>hotpie
>danerys walking dramatically
>jorah skin peeling
>greyworms ass
>A bowl of fresh shit

>>85488423
all three, I don't get Hot Pie's end game -- to lie to arya "you're pretty" is he pulling the strings? for what purpose?

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>>85488230
>SHANSA wearing a dress similar to Cersei's

GEDDIT? It's like pottery in that it rhymes

>>85488305
Does Arya know about Littlefingers role in Ned's capture and execution?

>>85488423
It was actually the writers

>>85488440
good fuck this boring little shit

>>85488402
oh goodie, i can't wait for another scene where emilia mistakes authoritative for monotonous

>>85488440
>chickenpotpie

>>85488423
>We want to have a caemo with Hot Pot
>Ok that's dumb enough for Season 7. What should they talk about?
>Erm....
>Let them improv

>>85488412
>>85488412
>>85488412
>>85488412


new thread

>>85488440
showfags hate him and his scenes

that's why, they literally can't understand that Bran is the messiah. This is why the books are better.

>>85488237
>What/who was the voice?

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>>85487223
>Lol the books aren't canon
/got/ boys and girls

>>85488440
>A BOWL OF SHIT

what the FUCK is d&d's problem

remember that the unsullied will crawl through the sewers of casterly rock next episode, resulting in literally ANOTHER shit joke.

>>85488492
walking pleb comics aren't canon either

>>85487992
they should sing desu
S8 finale reveals Drogon was Ed Sheeran all along

>>85488370
Tyrion is still pretty damn relevant as Daenary's lead advisor. I mean sure he's not gonna be on the front lines swinging an ax, which is fun and hilarious, but crazy unrealistic.

It's very likely that Cersei will be about to lose King's Landing and then try to immolate the city in wildfire as King Aerys tried to do. Jaime will once again be forced to kill the regent making him Kingslayer twice.

Having killed his only close human relation and only love he will be about to kill himself and Tyrion will talk him down and say that the Lannisters still need a leader and they're still needed in the fight to come with the white walkers.

Tyrion recruits Jaime to the cause. The Lannisters join Danny's alliance to push back the White Walkers.

>>85488462
Kek

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Aidan Gillen here AMA

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yoqpGvFr1q

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WP6EuGZM6r

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RFmPlBTz4k

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hVn0dNtOuD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GWAFrlgZKY

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mb5MDga8RX

>>85488545
Drogon?

>>85488440
Nobody wants to look at this numale's kike nose

>>85485410
going North. it's why the LoL has been keeping Beric alive so he can kill some white walkers with his flaming sword

>>85487303
SHE has a son now

>>85488289
Walder Frey wasn't a king. Kelly C is a queen, and deserves nothing less than the king she summoned.

>>85486374
first is asha (yara) being ragged by some ironborn guy. Qarl the maid or something like that. second is sam Tarly fucking gilly on a ship crewed by summer Islanders

>>85487183
Didn't have acess to it, he is a poor little apprentice. So, grog it is.