Why was this so uncomfortable to watch?

Lard ass.

Best scene was when she was dreaming about a BLACK lover.

>>85481885
needed more BLACKED

Me too, I had to pause it and do something else because I was having too much second hand embarrassment

Because its a cucks worst nightmare and you cant relate at all.

>>85481885
what am i looking at here?

>>85482143
Weaponized cringe.

>>85482143

>Stacy revealed to be not so Stacy after poor online reviews

>>85481885
Because your a girl now post tits

post more of her

Because this show isn't good.

>>85481971
im glad that it isnt just me that gets secondhand embarrassment so bad, im usually a pretty normal guy but i become so autistic when it comes to this stuff.

Question about the Black Mirror universe:

If two white people have never had sex with each other at any point in the entire world, where do white people come from in the first place?

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>>85482413

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>>85482488
Where a normal mirror shows you in your place, the Black Mirror shows a black man in your place

Deepest lore

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i NEED these tits

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thickness

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how do we cope with this torture, bros?

>>85481885
What is this?
t. Chad Thundercock

Is it makeup or does she gain weight during the course of the episode?

>>85481885
It's something about her optimism juxtaposed with the growing weight of the situation. It produced a feeling not dissimilar from Requiem for a Dream - that tickle in your stomach when you feel impending doom and just pretend it's not there. So fucking dark. No one wants that feeling.

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>the central conflict of the episode is literally that she wants to score enough Points to earn the right to get BLACKED
>but in her desperation to accrue more points, she spergs out and squanders the Points she already has, resulting in her getting thrown into low-points jail - with a handsome black man
Was this like a reverse Twilight Zone where everything worked out okay no matter how badly the protagonist and the society around them fucked up?

why can't you guys let the nigger shit go for once

it's sci-fi, the worlds in the show are supposed to fictional and thus there's not reason for them NOT to include blacks and women everywhere.

Shows like these allow other shows that are based on reality to not include niggers where they don't belong.

>bryce dallas howard
>alice eve

Wew

DUDE SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO

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>>85483144
Literally all British shows are required by law to include niggers though, including historical dramas about the 15th century royal family

>>85483144
found the closeted cuck

>>85483144

It's par for the course of modern TV but when nearly every relationship is the exact some format it starts to get ridiculous.

>>85483189
Technically the mandate says that "16% of roles must go to Black, Asian or Middle Eastern actors" but in practice they don't really hire Asians or Middle Easterners

And they're talking about upping the mandate to 20% next year

>>85481938
>ywn be that BLACK lover

>>85483183
You can literally reduce anything in this way. You must realize that isn't an argument, or even a criticism. It's just shitposting.

>>85483189
we wuz qweens

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>>85483262
>when nearly every relationship is the exact some format
I think they were aware things were getting stale when they switched things up and the best episode of the whole series was about a white woman in a passionate affair with a black woman instead of a black man

>>85483329
DUDE CRITIZISM LMAO

>>85483189
It's not actually a law. It's just if you don't do it your production won't receive funding from the government (which 99% of all British movies and tv shows do) and you'll be disqualified for eligibility in the BAFTA Awards

>>85483262
ep1 is mainly white, pm has a white wife etc
ep2 BLACKED
ep3 white couple
ep4 white couple
ep5 WHITED (but the sandnigger gf gets lynched)
ep6 mostly white

havent watched most of 3 tho

>>85481935
More like thickness perfected. That part at the end where she was just in her bra was the best part of the episode.

>>85482576
never go full britbong

>>85483189
>by law
Got a link? I'm highly skeptical.

>>85481971
>muh empathy

You are on the wrong website, kid.

Am I the only one tired of all this "technology is so bad" preachy thing this show has to push on our throats? I almost don't use facebook and technology is a tool for making my life easier. I don't feel smarter for watching an old britbong going nuts over this instead of an intelligent analysis

Why is it you fucks can't just watch shit without thinking about the race of the character? For fuck sakes every fucking thread here is the same whining about the race of actors. Good Lord

>>85481885
Because you've been taught to be ashamed of yourself and now you're very sensitive to embarassment and disapproval

>>85483611
They're preparing the masses for the big run out of shits that is coming

i was hyped for this show after the first episode because that was pretty fun

but the rest was preachy and very slow to get to the point usually, some more interesting than others

>>85483611
>>85483795
I get really tired of preachy 4chan posters trying to push their contrarian, hateful agenda down my throat t b h

>>85483287
Is this real?

>>85483714
They want to get under your skin

>>85483714
>Why is it you fucks can't just watch shit without thinking about the race of the character?
Because the production companies can't make shit without thinking about the race of the character

>>85483921
what makes "choosing all white people" less 'thinking about race' than having a mix? they might have rolled the dice for each character and it'd be more likely to get a mix than all whites. you're criticizing yourself retard

I was prepared to feel bad when her ratings plummeted but when I saw her nigger fantasy it made it so much easier watching her ruin her life.

>>85483341
>best episode

why are SJ cucks so embarrassing

>>85483262
I've actually annoyed my friends before when I predict every commercial featuring a company is going to prominently feature a black man and white woman, typically a blonde or redhead.

Speaking of commercials, why is there a single blonde girl in that commercial about a black family?

>>85483995

Fucking THIS. Europe is not white anymore, America is not white anymore. The cities are not white anymore. Your countries and kingdoms and histories are not white anymore. Why should we act like the media should be some bastion of whiteness?

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>>85483995
>they might have rolled the dice for each character
Yeah mate it's all a coincidence

>>85484102
Because whites are still better at genociding than any other group and even if there's only 4% white people left they could still wipe out the other 96% hordes with easy you disgusting entitled shitstains.

>>85484180
Whites have gone from 40% of the global population to 8% in just the last 150 years. Better get cracking :^)

>>85484180
>Because whites are still better at genociding than any other group

Oho, really? What makes you think that?

Face it, anon. White people are no longer top dog. You had your shot at becoming something in the 50s and you blew it all away like a Swedish girl on a Nigerian cock.

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>>85482413

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>>85484191
>manlet bodyguard.

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>>85484307
>You had your shot at becoming something in the 50s
umm sweetie are you forgetting about the preceding 300 years xx

>>85484676
Ooh, my sweet little baby. My lovely, gurgling sweet little precious darling. You don't understand, you just can't understand.

None of that matters. None of that matters. None of that matters anymore. You've got the past, we've got the future. Hold onto your crumbling books and relish your increasingly worn-down, dilapidated halls of yore while we're out making the future, fucking your women and creating a lovely beige-colored, multi-ethnic world that is going to leave yours behind.

It's funny, you know. The future is going to become the present is going to become the past, while your past remains even further into the past. So go ahead, grandpa, sit in your comfy seat and watch re-runs of Bonanza while your chocolate grandchildren look after you.

>>85484262
joke's on you, I've already retweeted pictures of anime girls with MAGA hats over a hundred times today

>>85482143
It's from the "Nosedive" episode of Black Mirror.

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>>85484776
honestly couldnt give half of a shite and didnt read that essay
just came here to correct your error in that white people have a very long history of progress while blacks have fuck all

bye now x

>>85483611
The show isn't saying that technology is bad, it's saying that the way we use it is bad. There is nothing inherently wrong with smartphones and the Internet, but the episode OP is referencing demonstrates how they can be used as a form of social oppression.

>>85484776
>wanting the entire world to become a third world ghetto

It's no coincidence that all societies run by brown people are shitholes

>>85484776
It's funny how your entire post could have been said by a barbarian speaking to a roman just before the beginning of the dark ages.

>>85484883
>just came here to correct your error in that white people have a very long history of progress while blacks have fuck all

Oh, sweetheart, that's exactly what I was addressing. Since you are incapable of reading big boy words, I'll say it to you plain and simple. The future is brown, the past is white. Eventually, the future becomes the past, while the past remains the past. This means the future will remain brown, and the past will become brown. You have given up your birthright for a bowl of Lentil soup.

>>85484970
Which is why white people will still be the upper-class, honeybuns ;).

>>85485015
And you know what's the funny thing about that? The barbarians eventually civilized and started revering the Romans, yet they did not become Romans.

That is the future of Europe; brown people who immigrated into Europe becoming brown Europeans.

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>two clearly obvious white guys trying to out troll the other

>>85483189
downton abbey didnt have any black people though?

>>85485070
>That is the future of Europe; brown people who immigrated into Europe becoming brown Europeans.

A horse that moves from a stable to a house is still a horse.

>>85485070
So you're saying that the future is 1500 years of dark ages and then we'll have a Renaissance in the 3500s and the age of exploration will be exploring space?

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>>85483852
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>ywn be put in a jail where BDH hurls abuse at you constantly
>and occasionally comes into your cell to kick your balls

>>85484180
Nah, Pol Pot beat out Stalin and Hitler by miles percentage wise.

Face it - Asians are even better at genocide than you, whiteboi

>>85485101
>red hair
>green eyes
She must be terrified of running into Lo Pan.

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>>85485548

She's probably more scared of Lo-fat

>>85483561
>le everyone on the 'chon is an autistic permavirgin like me

>>85481885

Dunno, it put me to sleep too.

>>85481885
because you're a normie
this is where society is heading for people like you
for me i felt like one of the weakest black mirror episodes

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>>85481885
just waiting for her to star in BLACKED Mirror

>>85486743

>the edited version

Good man

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>>85486743
What's wrong with the original?

>>85486743
yiff in hell, now and forever

>>85483561
Have you stopped and considered that most of the people here post on anonymous websites because they're uncomfortable with having their identity attached to awkward situations?

Disliking scenes like this is just an extension of why I'm here to begin with.

>>85483795
first episode best episode

>>85486821

Some people just don't like noserings, besides her cute little bunny nose should stay pure unless it glazed in cum

How come BDH is always up and down in weight?
I'll see her skinny in something and then next she's fat and back o skinny again.

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>>85481885

I want Mommy to be happy

>>85486896
I can agree with that my dude

>>85482420

yes it is.

its twilight zone but better

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>>85483714
Blame CNN for their coverage on Trayvon Martin.

I was perfectly happy and content to ignore identity politics until MSM decided to start inciting riots over it.

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>>85485027
>Oh, sweetheart

>>85483517
it's not a law, it's a bbc thing
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/diversity

>>85487069
>a bbc thing
kek

>>85484883
>blacks made no progress
>but they still fuck 10x more white womyn than your fat ass

Really makes you wonder.

>>85484191

Look at that muck-spreader, I'd fucking stir her breakfast twice a day minimum

>>85487163
>muh dick

>>85482143

UK liberal propaganda disguised as a "science-fiction" show.

>>85483852
>>85485383

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/diversity

It is very real.

So what was the best episode of Black Mirror and why was it White Christmas?

>>85487435
Odd way to spell based pig fucker episode

>>85483420
>It's not actually a law. It's just if you don't do it your production won't receive funding from the government (which 99% of all British movies and tv shows do)

"We didn't make it impossible for you racists to have all white movies, just find your own money" brought to you by the same people who say "you have freedom of speech in your own house as long as you don't talk to anyone".

Hey remember when we laughed at "free speech zones" and forced racial quotas as liberals? It was in the long distant past of 2003.

>>85487760

I remember reading 1984 in school and thinking how scary it would be, to have the wrong thought, at the wrong time. Your life then ruined. Now here we are and I'm no longer left wing. Of course it's best keep that private too.

>>85489418
Pretty scary the sinister shit people will do in the name of tolerance.

>>85484776
>Ooh, my sweet little baby. My lovely, gurgling sweet little precious darling.

Why am I turned on by this

>>85484148
Why put black people in the historical episodes? Just fill the episodes set in the future with niggers.

That's because cringe is another form of horror.

>>85483329
A successful one, since you felt the urge to reply with that tone.

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>>85481885
Dubs and I fuck a 10/10 ginger in the next six months

>>85487019
>MSM decided to start inciting riots over it
???

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>>85489841
I can't even get dubs when it counts? Fucking fake-ass amphibian bitch.

>>85485705
Zero tits
>is fat
>borderline 5/10

>>85481885
Because when telling a story there is nothing more powerful than characters you understand and feel.

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BDH is always uncomfortable to watch.

>>85482667
I ask myself every morning day and night

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>>85491759

>>85487264
no

>>85489979
this isn't bryce

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>>85491759
haha imagine if she stumbled and the dress ripped open and her heel broke so she fell down on all fours and her ass was on display that'd be so terrible

>>85485138
itv

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>>85481885
I had to watch this scene for my media studies class.

>>85492503
hahahahah

>>85485138
it did some black guy was fucking the daughter of some scottish lord

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>>85482413
Waifu at any size.

>>85482488
White people are a product of the oppressive white-normative patriarchal past. We live in a new age where women are free, asshole. Man up and work to support your gook baby.

>>85483561
>wE aRe aNyOnOmuS aXpEcT uS
>nO eMpAtHy

Edgy kids on summer break are not allowed here.

>>85481885
The whole episode was just so shallow. The main heroine hypocritically pretends to be nice to everybody so the expected punchline is that she horribly snaps out and sincerely offends everybody. And the episode did exactly that with no twist.

>>85494133
All Black Mirror episodes are like this

Twilight Zone worked because the episodes were 20mins long. You cant suspend a 65min drama on an interesting premise, you need a real drama and they always fail.

>>85492503
Haha yes... terrible...

Imagine if her underwear fell off and you could see her pusy

>>85494338
yeah what an embarrassment for her

imagine if she wasn't wearing any panties and instead had a fat buttplug in her ass

>>85485383
this isn't /b/ newfag

>>85494238
it wasn't so bad in previous seasons. It was like ending The Waldo Moment just with: lol people really voted for Waldo and he actually won this election.

>>85492503
ive never got aroused by this kind of posting but this fucking did it for me

good work anon

>>85483189
Wolf Hall, Poldark and War and Peace didn't do this

>>85481885
dude modern society am i rite?
I hate people that pretend anything that show does isn't shit. Only show that actually makes me angry.

>>85483329
But the show is actually just that. It's glorified DUDE SOCIAL MEDIA LMAO. It's like the first dumb idea any freshman has for a short / movie. And faggots like you are eating it as if it had any value.

>>85495955
>>85496041
>DUDE I COULD DO LIKE WAY BETTER I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT BUT I SWEAR I COULD THIS IS LIKE AMATEUR COMPARED TO WHAT I'D DO
I wish losers like you could literally be shot. That's not hyperbole, I wish society could execute you useless pieces of shit.