this is what chad looks like in 2017

Well yeah
haven't you seen the clips of modern sweden and germany?

>>85481668
POO

at a school for over-achieving nerds, I guess so.

>>85481668
600 HUNDRED DOLLAZ AINT SHIT TO CHAD WARDEN

>>85481715
Why does everyone call him a Pajeet? He's Mexican or something like that.

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this is what the average nu/tv/ poster looks like in 2017

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>>85481715
IN

>>85481668
Only in america though.

>>85481668
He wasn't a chad though, he was a wannabe-chad, guy got blown out at everything he did, other than getting a class of drunk highschoolers to chant.

I knew /pol/ hasnt seen the movie, but could you at least read a summary or something?
He's Peter's academic rival and makes fun of his shitty grades. At no point in the movie is he physically threatening Peter.
Also and here comes the ironic part: /pol/ is no complaining that the bad guy is NOT played by a white, straight male

PENIS PARKER

>>85482776
he's not a villain though. they made the typical american jock and turned him into a poo.

almost everyone in the cast is also a minority.

>>85482464
LOO

>>85482901
Except the lead actor, or the main villain. What does it matter if they pack every unimportant role with minorities to fulfil a quota?

>>85481668
Rich white kids are dying out as the economy swallows the middle class. Indian/Pakistani doctor offspring are now becoming the pampered faggots who were once portrayed by people like the head-shakey guy from that Encino Man gif.

>>85482829
when i say PENIS you say PARKER

PENIS :DDDDD

>>85482694

Best character was the kid that kept raising his hand to point out that Flash is wrong.

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>>85481878
t. mad oscarlet
This was acceptable CGI in 2015
*breathes in*

>>85481668
...and it's beautiful!

why do people cry about movies they haven't seen, I really don't understand.

>>85483018
PARKER!

>>85481668
>a poo that drives some sportscar is now threatening

jfc

>>85482776
>He's Peter's academic rival and makes fun of his shitty grades.
What? Every time he answered a question he was wrong. He didn't answer a single question in the academic decathalon. And I don't remember him making fun of Peter's grades, or Peter even having bad grades.

>>85483242
some guy can't stop making threads about it so it must be threatening to someone.

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>>85483149
because Alt Right Pussies Cry About Literally Everything

>>85481668
Like most Hollywood """diversity"""" bullshit, SJWpider-Man isn't meant to reflect reality. Parker's HS in that movie is based on Bronx High School of Science, which is almost entirely Chinese (~60%) or White (~20%), and -drastically- different from other schools in the Bronx, which are mostly niggers.

>>85482901
It makes way more sense for him to be a nerd in this version though. They go to a fancy magnet school that focuses on math and science. Flash being a big dumb jock would be out place.

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>>85483351
What's the matter anon? We're celebrating the diversity that Jews have graciously gifted to all of us.

>>85481668
Did you not have ugly rich kids in your high school? Doesn't mean they were taken seriously by anyone that matters. They may have tricked some stupid slut into being their paid whore, but the worthwhile girls wouldn't touch those kids if their life depended on it.

>>85483414
>It makes way more sense
get what you're saying but
>>85483357
they still jew'd it up

>>85481668

Use to work in a place frequented by high schoolers and college kids.

Chads come in all different colors and sizes now. Everything about him was pretty spot on. Ive dealt with assholes who look just like him before.

More proof /v/ doesn't get out enough.

>>85483357
>White
You mean Jewish

>>85483534
Yeah no shit. This board is mostly populated by 23 year old shut-ins.

>He gained 60 lbs for the role

But why?

>>85483534
are you the cashier at the near by convience store?

>>85483643
benis

Elliot Rogers?

>>85483567
Yeah probably 1/4 of the whites are really Jews

Population is by and large chinks though

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>>85483649

Yes.

Come in and say hi.

>>85481668
Kek look at how far forward the drivers seat is compared to the passenger

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>tfw not too ugly to be a hollywood actor anymore
Thanks Pajeet

>>85482776
>/pol/ boogeyman

every single time. It's like the call of the eternally ass blasted.

>>85481780

THEY SHOULD CALL THAT SHIT TEARS OF WAR

>>85483103
Hello, Liev. What a cute "son" you have.....

>>85481668
Why is he dressed like he's stuck in 2005?

>>85483711
I've never seen a gas station that screams "you will get raped if you come here" quite so loudly."

>>85482973
>What does it matter if they pack every unimportant role with minorities to fulfil a quota?

It's called a slippery slope, kiddo. Where does it end? Zero white people onscreen.

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He's a Guatemalan who tricked hollywood into thinking he has some Italian/Jewish roots somehow.

>>85484048
>dad was an actor
>ethnic in 5 different ways
>1 way probably Jewish

I can't imagine an easier time getting an acting career. He will live a life of LA luxury mostly due to his heritage rather than skill.

When that happens to white people, the public freaks the fuck out.

>>85484118

Guatemalans are the strongest race in the universe and will conquer Hollywood

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>>85482829
He said that?

>>85482464
THE

>>85483837
You can't be white tho

>>85484441
It was his go-to insult

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>>85482829

>>85481715
>>85482464
>>85482934
memes truly are jokes for people who aren't funny

>>85481668
He wasn't a Chad, he was a rich kid who made fun of Peter, he was smart but not smart enough to reach Peter's level. Basically he was just an asshole

But he wasn't the typical Chad jock that we are used to see, most likely because it's a dated trope, at least watch the movie before talking shit

>>85483534
>Chads come in all different colors and sizes now
>5'6

Its someone who is insecure about themselves so they bully to make themselves feel better.