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>tfw Sandra keeps outliving your favorite characters.

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Who /Darkstar/ here

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>>85481302
Yeah Jorahs gotta do something, given he's still alive in the show we know he's important.

Good thing too as he is my husbando

>>85481370
He the one who killed Oakheart right?

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Bump limit is 310 posts, you mouthbreathing retard.
>>85481370
Why do you like him so much?

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>>85481370
Here lad.

>>85481302
>D&D's (((plan)))

Is it possible meme lord Sandor is the prince who was promised?

>Ser Barristan "Biggest dick in the realm-y" Selmy died for this
Why did they do it bros?

Jorah exists just to suffer.

>>85481387
Nope.

>>85481343
I'm guessing she's going to be the sacrificial "shocking death" lamb next season. Her and all the other prominent characters with fuck all to do

>>85481387
That was Areo Hotah. Darkstar cut off Myrcella's ear and GTFO'd before Hotah could wreck him too.

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>>85481392

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No more frogfu after Sunday. I'm so despressed.

>>85481392
>Why do you like him so much?
Cause he's Darkstar and he's of night

>>85481387
He didn't, but he could have.

Cast

>Victarion
>Arianne
>Moroqqo
>Quentyn
>Gerris
>Belwas
>joncon

why is nobody relevant dying anymore? there's no shock value since like season 4

>>85481392
Why do I love Darkstar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Darkstar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Dorne, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Planky Town under the the name of "Greenblood Orgasm." The very nature of Darkstar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Darkstar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Darkstar is not one that is easily penetrated. Darkstar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Darkstar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gourgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Darkstar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Darkstar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Darkstar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Darkstar, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze.

These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Darkstar so much.

>>85481452
It's to bad Areo in the show got btfo by fucking sneks.

>>85481401
>Insert Monty Python skit where they have to go up and down the stairs constantly to give a weapon to a guard, until the third time where he gives a spear to a walker and walks back down, before the white walker looks at the spear, shrugs and starts fighting for the wall

>>85481392
>Darkstar is the most dangerous man in Dorne
You better like him too or he'll fuck you up

>>85481494
This, frankly a lot of characters in the show have worn out their usefulness. They need to get to killing off lots of people.

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>>85481495
I've been waiting for this

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>>85481495
What the fuck did I just read?

>>85481495
>What is Autism

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>Missandei-Greyworm sex scene

>>85481521
Because they cut down on episodes, they can't introduce any new characters, thus D&D are stuck with what they've got

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>>85481427
Why not? Don't you like our OC, anon?
>>85481526
>>85481527
>>>/new/

>>85481427
It's not fucking fair, lad. He's still an absolute beast in the books.

>BTFO's the Titan's Bastard so hard with a stick, that GRRM can only describe it as "contemptuously"
>absolutely fucking massacres that faggot from the fighting pits by cutting off his head
>takes over Meereen while Dany is gone
>all while being a certified senior citizen

>>85481502
I enjoyed this post

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>>85481526
>>85481527
NEWFAGS GET OUT

>>85481474
She'll be back to die a tragic death in a 2 minute scene dont worry

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>>85481558
>/tv/s predictions were too hopeful

>>85481494
Dinklage wants to carry on picking up that easy money and those even easier emmy nominations.

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Can someone explain what show Euron has done that makes him a villain?

1. He killed his brother. In Game of Thrones, unlike ASOIAF, kinslaying is not a big deal. His brother meanwhile was both an asshole and a terrible king leading the Ironborn into defeat. This was the proper course of action.
2. He was elected King. Yara claims he stole her crown, but in reality he was selected according to a completely fair kingsmoot. Afterword he did order the arrest and execution of Yara, but since she herself had announced her first action as queen would be executing him turnabout is fair play.
3. He ordered the construction of a large fleet. This has both improved the Ironborn economy by creating thousands of jobs, but it has greatly improved their strategic position by giving them an asset that compensates for their lack of manpower.
4. After Yara cut off his plan to ally to Dany, he chose the next logical option and sought an alliance with Cersei (and is the only character left in the series who remembers this is a feudal society where alliances are cemented by marriage).
5. He leads an attack on Yara's fleet, thus both destroying's Dany's naval capability, relieving the threat against King's Landing, and cutting her off from Dornish suppport. He bravely leads the assault himself and is able to capture Yara and Ellaria, both high level Dany allies and perfect for sealing his alliance with Cersei.

All of these are the actions of a rational, reasonable ruler.

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>>85481575
Do you think he'll live long enough to knight his squires?

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>>85481526
>>85481527
It really is summer.

>>85481302
>These are no ironmen, Victarion thought. They still fear drowning. "Get him!" one man shouted. "He's alone!" "COME!" he roared back. "Come kill me, if you can."

Why was he cut from the show again?

>>85481575
The worst part is how he gets run over by a bunch of cultist literally whos
>can carve new orifices in every kingsguard present during his departure like a hot knife through butter
>dies in the streets like a dog
>>85481564
REEEEEEEEEE

>>85481474
>disappears for an episode
>returns with howland reed who reveals jon's parentage
to hell with what the leaks say, this will happen

>>85481561
yeah because Euron's introduction took a lot right? fuck that, there's plenty of characters they can kill, like Varys, Missandei, Melisandre, Grey Worm or even one of the MCs like Sansa or Bran

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>>85481526
>>85481527

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>>85481490
Michael Fassbender would play a mean JonCon, but I'm still holding out hope of him as young Tywin in a Robert's Rebellion series.

>>85481615
but anon he's scary and he kills women

>>85481615
>This has both improved the Ironborn economy by creating thousands of jobs
I have no face for this retarded statement

>>85481615
You're technically right, but if he is even half as bad as his book counterpart he is definitely a villain

>>85481641
>>85481474
this bitch can die too

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>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”

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So are the unsullied going to march straight past the lannister army at highgarden or will it use stealth ships to reach casterly rock because its literally on the opposite side of the continent to dragonstone

>>85481615
>Ironborn Economy
They're Vikings anon, their economy is raiding ships not building them

>>85481628
Because having a actual male character is not in fashion.

Only space for eunuchs, dwarves, cripples and strong independent women in 2017.

Is it worth watching just for the pussy eating?

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>>85481643
A Robert's Rebellion series would be fucking great. Just the thought of being able to see Robert BTFO Rhaegar so hard his fucking chestplate explodes. Who should play a younger, fitter Robert?

>>85481615
WE! DO! NOT! SOW!

>>85481641
Grey Worm will die in the botched siege of Casterley Rock. Missandei will throw herself off Dragonstone in grief. Guarantee it.

>>85481734
Kys cuck

Eating vag is the ultimate cuck sex act. You literally eat another person's genital area for their own pleasure and none of your own

>>85481632
>literally killed by rich kids wearing masks
Someone gas dabid an dabnul, and re-do seasons 5, 6 and 7.

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>>85481575
BTFOing the titan's bastard
>Mero wiped his sword on his breeches. “Who’s next?” “I am.” Arstan Whitebeard leapt from his horse and stood over her, the salt wind riffling through his snowy hair, both hands on his tall hardwood staff. “Grandfather,” Mero said, “run off before I break your stick in two and bugger you with—” The old man feinted with one end of the staff, pulled it back, and whipped the other end about faster than Dany would have believed. The Titan’s Bastard staggered back into the surf, spitting blood and broken teeth from the ruin of his mouth. Whitebeard put Dany behind him. Mero slashed at his face. The old man jerked back, cat-quick. The staff thumped Mero’s ribs, sending him reeling. Arstan splashed sideways, parried a looping cut, danced away from a second, checked a third mid-swing. The moves were so fast she could hardly follow. Missandei was pulling Dany to her feet when she heard a crack. She thought Arstan’s staff had snapped until she saw the jagged bone jutting from Mero’s calf. As he fell, the Titan’s Bastard twisted and lunged, sending his point straight at the old man’s chest. Whitebeard swept the blade aside almost contemptuously and smashed the other end of his staff against the big man’s temple. Mero went sprawling, blood bubbling from his mouth as the waves washed over him.
Facing off with Krazz
>Khrazz laughed. “Old man. I will eat your heart.” The two men were of a height, but Khrazz was two stone heavier and forty years younger, with pale skin, dead eyes, and a crest of bristly red-black hair that ran from his brow to the base of his neck.
>“Then come,” said Barristan the Bold. Khrazz came.

>TFW Ser Jorah will Daenerys like Romeo&Juliet after she went mad
>tfw Bran will Warg into Daenerys

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>I call it...Game of Thrones
Jesus Christ

>>85481738
Joe Dempsie

I miss Darkstar :'(

>>85481734
Nah there's too much forced emotional bullshit for it to be erotic in any sense.

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>*blocks Brienne's path*
Move along, my lady, and nobody will get hurt.

>>85481628
Because
>The most beautiful woman in the world has urgent need of my axe.
Would somehow be problematic

>>85481706
They will use plot teleportation right next to the fortress and then get surprised buttsexed by a likewise teleported army.

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>>85481490

Victarion

>>85481706
They're sailing around, obviously. They also have magic winds to teleport them into Casterly Rock.

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>>85481738
If they can use camera fuckery to make Kit look like a normal sized human, they can do the same for big guy.

>>85481615
Seeing that Yara is practically a psychopath, given her utter inability to empathise with Theon's horrific torture, as well as her retarded war strategies, he's definitely the Ironborn's best choice.

>>85481734
there's none of that anon, there's no explicit sex in this show

>>85481828
won't they euron'd?

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He's gradually getting away Euron!

>>85481643
damn i never knew i wanted this until now

>>85481775
>"Then come."
>guy bumrushes him and gets instantly decapitated
Absolutely fucking based.

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Who /godliestman/ here?

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>>85481628
He is a progressive as well. Right up D&D's alley.
>Afterward he put their crews to death as well, saving only the slaves chained to the oars. He broke their chains himself and told them they were now free men and would have the privilege of rowing for the Iron Fleet, an honor that every boy in the Iron Islands dreamed of growing up. "The dragon queen frees slaves and so do I," he proclaimed.

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>>85481495
>Darkstarposting

we back baby

>>85481833
Cast dwarfs in every other role to accommodate Hardy and it'll be a progressive hit.

Any good Darkstar art so I can make him my profile picture?

>>85481302
Who else is expecting an unsatisfying, cliche, pleb, feminist/""equality"" resolution to most of the GOT plots?

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Winds of Winter Progress

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>>85481930
I still have my folder intact

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>>85481474
She won't be off our screens for long considering her background...

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>>85481930

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>>85481930

>The Seastone Chair should've been his when Balon died, but his brother Euron had stolen it from him, just as he had stolen his wife many years before. He stole her and he soiled her, but he left it for me to slay her.

>All that was done and gone now, though. Victarion would have his due at last. I have the horn, and soon I will have the woman. A woman lovelier than the wife he made me kill.

Was it autism?

>>85481932
>literally every single person in a position of power is a woman
>only male characters left are eunuchs, crippled, dwarves or zombies

Its already over lad, accept it.

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>>85481932
>Dany dies
>Jon dies
>Stannis found and brought back to life by Melisandre
>Stannis guts her
>Stannis bitch slaps Cersei, dorne bitch and old tyrell
>Stannis is officially the KING
>MFW

>>85481628
10 bucks Euron steals Victarion's quote
>A lion may be fierce enough on land, but at sea the kraken rules supreme

>>85481988
Yes.

>>85481932
I expect what we've got so far; tumblr pandering that ends up being a parody of feminism due to writer incompetence.
The funniest part will be that none of them will be in on the joke.

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>>85481474
I miss my wife as well, anon.

>>85481988
Victarion is an utter fucking idiot, it's pretty obvious when you get his POV chapters. He's still a great character, but he's a borderline full retard.

>>85482038
Well, where did you think he got his retard strength from?

>>85482038
Very true. His chapters are still my favourite to read, though.

>>85481991
Women and some numales are the only people I know who still care about the series.

I watched about 15 minutes of this season because my female demanded it. Wandered off to do something productive because it was very boring and made me feel like I was wasting my evening.

Is the uggo greyjoy and leftover snek getting raped right now?

pls respond

>>85481982
Anyone got some good ol TDQR copypasta?

>>85481786
Literally who?

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>>85481775
BTFOing the Gold Cloaks
>When I reached the stables the gold cloaks tried to seize me. Joffrey had offered me a tower to die in, but I had spurned his gift, so now he meant to offer me a dungeon. The commander of the City Watch himself confronted me, emboldened by my empty scabbard, but he had only three men with him and I still had my knife. I slashed one man's face open when he laid his hands upon me, and rode through the others. As I spurred for the gates I heard Janos Slynt shouting for them to go after me. Once outside the Red Keep, the streets were congested, else I might have gotten away clean. Instead they caught me at the River Gate. The gold cloaks who had pursued me from the castle shouted for those at the gate to stop me, so they crossed their spears to bar my way."
>"And you without your sword? How did you get past them?"
>"A true knight is worth ten guardsmen. The men at the gate were taken by surprise. I rode one down, wrenched away his spear, and drove it through the throat of my closest pursuer.

>>85482074
>tfw no more Quentynposting

>>85481988
He's a meathead
>It is a fearsome thing to sail beyond Valyria.
>I could sail the Iron Fleet to hell if need be.

>>85481998
Unbeatable peak kino if true

i wonder if arya is gonna kill sandor when she inevitably meets him again

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>>85481930

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so its obvious bran is going to warg into dead viserion in season 8 right

>>85482086
>tfw no more Dorne is White-posting

>>85481673
>>85481729
>implying vikings don't care about the stock exchange and how much interest their loans will have

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>>85482038
>>85482051
>>85482064
Vicky G is the smartest, bravest, most loyalest Ironborn to have ever lived.

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>>85482074
No, I wish I saved it

>>85482078
>pursued by the gold cloaks
>still stops off in White Sword Tower to finish off his entry in the White Book
How could dumb and dumber kill off such a based character? Christly fuck I want to rape them both to death.

>>85482038
Victarion is a genius, not an idiot. He thinks up a way to make sacrifices to two Gods at the same time
>He kissed them each upon the cheeks and told them of the honor that awaited them, though they did not understand his words. Then he had them put aboard the fishing ketch that they had captured, cut her loose, and had her set afire. “With this gift of innocence and beauty, we honor both the gods,” he proclaimed, as the warships of the Iron Fleet rowed past the burning ketch. “Let these girls be reborn in light, undefiled by mortal lust, or let them descend to the Drowned God’s watery halls, to feast and dance and laugh until the seas dry up.”
And he is a poet
>On wings of song I fly to you, Daenerys, the iron captain thought.
>Words are wind, and the only good wind is that which fills our sails.
>There is no wine so sweet as wine taken from a foe.

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>>85481302
>feelsgoodmayne

>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>>85482121
Without memeing, stony Dornish are white. They have blonde hair and blue eyes, generally, and live in the mountains north of Dorne. This is where House Dayne is from. Sandy and salty Dornish, on the other hand, are brown.

>tfw D&d cut a massive monkey ocean suicide

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>>85482185
So does he, anon. So does he.

I want Ned Stark to be revived for the last season to put everyone in their place

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>>85482149
>the smartest
>Where is this Dothraki sea? I will sail the Iron Fleet across it and find the queen wherever she may be.

>>85481521
Because at this point the main characters have gathered such an individual following with instagrammers/tumblerinas etc. That they're one big cash machine

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>>85482078
>The commander of the City Watch himself confronted me, emboldened by my empty scabbard, but he had only three men with him and I still had my knife.
Beautiful.

>>85482207
You're a big guy.

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>>85482207
I don't want to feel anymore

>>85482207
>>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
never got the joke here

>>85481302
hello please R8 these videos I made thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NqFv_9h9LU
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>>85481632
There were like 40 of them in an enclosed space and he's an old man
desu
The fact he lived t

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>>85482207

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>>85482207
>tfw no one made an updated version of this

>>85482296
*he lived as long as he did was wholly unrealistic given in the show the cultists were fucking standing off him letting him kill them>>85481302

>>85482265
>tfw based bobby b won't come back from the dead to show them how strong is his and destroy some targ fucking shits

>>85481697

Holy shit

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>>85482267
That is just ignorance, not stupidity. He never got taught the geography of Essos.

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>>85482301
Why is this so funny

>>85482282
Darkstar

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>>85482267
The fisherman laughed aloud. "That would be a sight worth seeing. The Dothraki sea is made of grass, fool."
He should not have said that. Victarion took him around the throat with his burned hand and lifted him bodily into the air. Slamming him back against the mast, he squeezed till the Yunkishman's face turned as black as the fingers digging into his flesh. The man kicked and writhed for a while, trying fruitlessly to pry loose the captain's grip. "No man calls Victarion Greyjoy a fool and lives to boast of it." When he opened his hand, the man's limp body flopped to the deck.

>>85481738
>no rubies on Rhaegars armor

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I miss Mummy Dorne

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>>85481738
We all know THIS is what big Rob really wore anon

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People unironically think GoT is good?

>>85481775

But Anon, an old white man kiliing a bunch of feral black people is somewhat problematic

>>85481781
Didn't Tywin warg into Tyrion already?

>>85482424
/GoT/ is better than GoT

>>85482379
>the viper and the grass.png

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>>85482207
>tfw no more leakbro

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>>85482334
Holy fuck that'd be brilliant.
>Robert gets revived by Thoros or Melisandre
>He pulls out his fucking warhammer and it LIGHTS ON FIRE
>TFW ROBERT IS AZOR AHAI

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>>85482439
>/GoT/

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>>85481738

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>>85482439
/got/

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>>85482439
>/GoT/

/got/

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>>85481738
Unironically the only choice

>>85482282
What is the best version of this?

>>85482510
Everytime I think of Robert he comes to my mind. He's literally perfect for the role.

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>>85481952

for accuracy

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>The sound of a door opening, the scream of a rusted iron hinge. Euron has come again.

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>>85481302
>be lowly grunt
>see this coming towards you on battlefield
>what do

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>>85482539
For /got/?, I like this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYVfy3oJN4w

HELLO GREYJOY FAMILY

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>>85482539

That one. It was the original one done for /got/, when we first officially became /got/ in between season 2 and 3. The one predating season 4 was good as well.

Anyone got all the rest of these? Or the wallpapers?

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>>85482571
>flawless plan, suck it tywin
Oh man, I forgot about these

>renly voodoo'd
>loras literally btfo

why does D&D hate gays

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>>85482539
not related, but this is the best I have sen

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>Martin repeatedly gets asked in Q&A sessions how "Damphair" is pronounced, to which he has repeatedly had to explain that it is simply "damp hair" because he has long hair and wades into the sea much of the time

Looks like bookfags are as dumb as tvfags

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>>85482614
>Grey's are GOAT allies

Every time.

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How do we go from this littlefinger who is smarter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxhI0KqNNTw

To fucking this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ05M1dVZzM

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>>85482565
>Be humble footman
>Prince tells us to fight at the trident
>do so
>out of nowhere fucking ROBERT BARATHEON shows up
>Hide behind prince, surely he can save us
>Prince dies and chest rubies launch everywhere
>pick some up and run
>mfw

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>Oh yeah Stannis I forgot to tell you that the story of the man who slayed his wife to create the perfect sword and saved the world from darkness, he was pansexual so its not the prince who was promised but the prince OR PRINCESS that was promised. isnt that progressive?

>>85482653
I have no fucking clue how people got this one wrong. It is such an obvious name.

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>>85482614
>walders old prolly forgot the vow anyways

everytime kek
That one and this one were the best, the others were kinda lame ripoffs, didn't work as well

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>>85482508
>>85482490
>>85482468
>he doesnt know about /GoT/

>>85482727
I think they assume it's Damfair with the ph making an f sound but it's still fucking retarded

>>85482542
Meanwhile most authors in the genre tend to get 3-500 pages through past the editing process, which itself can take 6-9 months, per year

>>85482756
reported for posting virus vampire man

>>85482565
>shit pants before, during and after he kills me
Why do you think Robert tells of battlefields smelling of so much shit?

According to D&D, Euron and Yara's naval battle occurred in Blackwater Bay

>>85482565
>try and pray to my new deer God before he ass rapes me with a big fuck off hammer

>>85482816
So all of that autistic rage about the two fleets somehow not seeing each other is completely justified?

>>85482816
Makes sense, if it was further out Dany would have seen Euron sailing past Dragonstone and set the dragons on him

>>85482905
Doesn't make sense, Why was Yara in Blackwater Bay? She was supposedly heading for Dorne

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>>85482816
Why was Yara in Blackwater Bay, wasn't she supposed to be takin the sneks to Dorne?

>>85482953
Going the long way :^)

>>85482952
Maybe it was all a ruse and they were headed for King's Landing?
Or maybe it was south of Dragonstone near that pokey out bit of land?

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>Ed Sheeran, poop in a bowl, and hot pie got more screentime than bran

>>85481970
She's not jewish.

>>85482565
Try and grab those stupid ass antlers probably

>implying hot pie, ed sheeran and nymeria weren't all jaqen following her every step

>>85482282
S7 VERSION WHENNNNN

>>85481302
https://youtu.be/OMd401eqPgw

Wtf I love Euron now

>>85482565
No wonder Robert said everyone shits themselves when they get fucked up in battle

>>85483223
Did GRM ever give Robs height and weight in the books?

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>The Prince *OR* Princess

>>85483283
No, but one has to assume he's tall and strapping, since he's described as being charming and an all around handsome guy

>>85483283
>Did GRM ever give Robs height and weight in the books?
Ned says Robert was 6'6 and all muscle in his prime.

>>85483283
King Robert was 6'6" by Ned's guess. No word on weight, but he was jacked when he was young then fat when he was old.

>>85481302
Has the joke been made yet that the unsullied will no longer be allowed to serve in America?

>>85483283

If I remember correctly in the books Cersei was wet af during their wedding night so he might be fit for his height.

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>>85483346
And considering the average height in medieval times seems to be solid turbo Manlet status, big Robby B would've looked more demon than man on the battlefield

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ITT

>>85483440
>ywn hawaiian shirt guy react anymore

>>85483440
This fanbase is absolute cancer

>>85482571
Who is oinkfu?

>>85483440
I don't know if I want to ask if there is a reaction from them of the Stannis death scene

>>85483440
How do you get to the front? Do you have to fight your way there? Do you have to win a GoT trivia competition?

>>85483405
This makes me so wet

>>85483506

guess

hint: she's burnt bacon now

>>85483283
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Robert_I_Baratheon#Appearance_and_Character

>Six and a half feet
>muscled "like a maiden's fantasy"

So he was fucking massive especially if everyone else was standard medieval 5 foot nothing

ummm sweetie its princess ;)

>>85481869
this hasn't gotten old yet. LUL

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE HIGH VALYRIAN WORD FOR PRINCE IS GENDER NEUTRAL SO IT COULD MEAN PRINCE *OR* PRINCESS

>>85483547
be friends with the owner probably

>>85477840

>putting season six that high on the list

you're a fucking idiot if you think season 6 was halfway decent

it goes 1>2>3>4>5>>>>6. clearly in line with the writers running out of book content to adapt and getting lazy having already achieved acclaim. any other ranking is objectively wrong.

>>85483440
>clicking instead of clapping
What

>>85481502
Is that the kind of comedy Monty Python has? I might be interested in it then

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>>85483536
Iirc they couldn't care less

Pic related from the Normies reaction to Stannis death was something I could relate to

>>85483440
Burn them all

>>85483440
How is that fatty always front and centre.

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>>85483440
kek

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>>85483094

>>85483536
They had bigger reactions to the death of the Sand Snakes than they did to Stannis.
>literal tears were shed over cardboard cut-out characters

>>85481494
You are what's wrong with the show. A good writer makes characters useful, not just killing them off when he can't think of anything else

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step aside cockless cowards

>>85483789
>>85483702
I thought they'd all be cheering and clapping about it

>>85483565
Yeah no wonder he managed to literally crush chest plates with his hammer

>>85483778
She'd make the perfect Anne Frank tbqh

>>85483440
>this is the future of america
I want off this ride.

>>85481697
Underrated post.

>>85483822
It seems like he could swing it with one arm, like the mountain does with his greatsword. Is Robert /ourchad/?

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>the wall BTFO
>Jon BTFO
>Daenerys BTFO
>Rickon wakes up in the crypt due to MAGIC and escapes to Essos since Westeros BTFO
>Dickon BTFO but ressurected by a red priest and brought to Essos since 7 kingdoms BTFO
>Rickon and Dickon meet
>Fall in love
>Conquer Essos with power of MAGIC and LOVE

/ourguys/ are Littlefinger, Varys, Sams father, Frey and Bronn!!

>>85483440
What's their reaction to Euron killing snakes?

>>85483560
M-margery?

>>85481697
Holy shit, haven't laughed so hard for a while.

>>85483817
>and thats a good thing

>>85483887
little fingers a little dildo

>>85483824
She played Anne Frank in a miniseries

>AKSHULLY it has no gender, so it could be prince OR princess

This is literally fanfiction at this point. Only reason I'm still watching is because we know exactly how many episodes are left and I want to ride this out after investing so much from season 1-3

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>liberals

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LFs face when he finds out Bran is alive

>>85483895
Tears.

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>>85483824
Well, she did. It was her first major acting role and she did pretty well in it.

Fantasies involving Anne Frank are a little fucked up but still underrated.

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>>85483895
LITERALLY crying.

>>85483959

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOP KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA TOP KEK

>>85483477
What happened to him? I was wondering why he hasnt appeared in any videos so far

>>85483895
some were crying but one guy was clapping/cheering

>>85484028
That one guy needs to be given a beer.

>>85483900

Yep during her talk with Sansa in season 2

>>85484021
He had to move back to his parents. They were sick of giving him money to spend all his time drinking in a shitty bar in the city.

>>85481615
there was a time when the show would portray him with less villain bias, but that time has passed. Now he's da bad goy dabiiid.

>>85484021
the fat whale ate him

the show goes towards sansa beeing queen in the end
-it has to be a chick,or else the media will get mad at him
-Daeneris cmon, too predictable
-can win in two ways:
a) john snow wins but then he goes im a bastrdandyoudeservethisblahblahblah
b) Littlefinger wins by using sansa, but in the end she cuts his throat and sits on the throne.

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85484152
i love him

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>>85482074
No, but I have this

Need more Jim Broadbent

>>85484150
no if any of the main characters end up on the throne it would be too predictable. Watch it be someone like Varys or Gendry or the Night King

>>85483966
AND HARRENHALL I SHUPPOSHE

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Reminder

>>85484212
Varys would be awesome

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>>85484230
>Dawn

>>85481697
10/10

>>85484212
Gendry would be perfect for the normies. OMG I NEVER SAW THAT COMING 10/10 WHAT A TWIST BEST SHOW EVER

>>85484390
Honestly... out of all the options, other than total destruction, Gendry would be the least-terrible, from a disillusioned viewer's perspective.

>>85484390
It has to be a Targaryen

>>85484230
Reminder Kings Guard only obey the king. Why people have it in their heads they were there on Rhaegars orders is beyond me.

>Why Dragonstone was empty ?
>Why Littlefingers says to a king's face that he want to fuck his sister ?
>Why Cersei is on Iron Throne, and not a cousin's Baratheon?
>Why they didn't make a scene of Theon reactiing to Ramsay's death?
>Why do I still care ?

>>85481384
He will be first case in Sam medical career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVNYhzoiJpI

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>>85484350
>all that book hype about Dawn
>it's a normal greatsword with a sticker on it

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Hotpie is obviously going to be the king

>>85481370
>mfw bookfag since early teens
>mfw online nickname was 'Darkstar' since CS 1.5 in early 2000s
>mfw I never anticipated ASOIAF to become real

I changed my steam name, bnet tag and twitch name to dragondild0 now.

>>85483818
Nahid is a big time Stannis bro

He came to /got/ during season five to shill his videos and to talk to fellow Stannisbros and everyone called him a normie and to fuck off. Hence the name of their youtube channel. Now they get thousands of views it's pretty funny.

>>85484448
Robert's (great) grandmother was a Targaryen, not to mention Baratheons are Targ bastards spiced up with a stormlander girl.

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>ser jorah
>I found a cure for your grayscale
>oh thank the gods, what is it
>you have to pull so hard you rip the skin

>>85483440
>>85483642
>>85483755
That is next fucking level shit. Hilarious. People haven't done that since the beatnik era in the 60s, to see it done not to poetry but as applause to a tv show is just so fucking bizarre and hilarious.

>>85484629
Just his grandmother, not his great-grandmother.
Orys Baratheon wasn't a stone-cold confirmed Targ bastard either

cersei wil get btfo, danny cant rule for shit, sansa wil not be queen in the north because it will piss everybody off. JoN DOESNT WANT TO BE KING.

Only option left is jorah.

>>85484540
>no gravy - no pie

more logic than GoT applies to its military strategies

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>Missandei's character is totally wasted on being a meek, emotionless, boring bitch instead of the "genius" only hinted at in the books

>>85484746
Nah, Jon or Dany will legitimize Gendry and he'll rule the Seven Kingdoms with Arya.

>>85481474
yeah I'm really upset too. WELP SEE YA BRAN NOTHIN PERSONELL

>>85484691
We havent't seen what has to be done after all the afflicted skin is flayed off (which would be dangerous as fuck on its own in those days). Probably won't be that simple. How is he going to heal from it? Does he have enough skin to graft on to the >50% of his body affected? Did they even skin graft then?

>>85484843
Drinking the dragonglass will give him a flame torso. He'll be Victarion x100

>>85481302
The one flaw in your theory is book Jorah is nowhere near as tragic as show Jorah.

He doesn't even get greyscale in the books, Jon Connington does.

>>85484843
I was imagining that Sam was going to graft some type of plate armor onto him or had perhaps come across or invented a technique while in the library. He does have access to medical labs and bodies.

>>85484540
>House Hotpie
>Words: No gravy, No Pie.

>>85485042
So he could've beaten anyone except Barristan.

>>85485112
He seemed to thinks so.

So why did Daenerys decide to make Dragonstone her base of operations considering that:

>Master plan is to split armies to attack Casterly Rock and King's Landing at the same time
>To do this, she needs to send Greyjoy fleet down to Sunspear to pick up reinforcements to go back up and attack King's Landing
>Dragonstone is right next to King's Landing, and as such, potentially right next to a hostile fleet(s)

By using Dragonstone, Kelly C has needlessly placed the sneks and Yara in danger.

Not to mention the fact that if she'd went Sunspear to speak to the sneks, could have avoided the sneks getting BTFO by Euron, and also saved alot of time for the Unsullied and Dothraki to swing round to Casterly Rock

This is some real shit writing desu senpai

What network would've done GoT right?

>>85485112
Barristan in his prime was pretty much the greatest swordsman who ever lived, ever.

>>85485187
PREVIOUSLY ON AMC'S GAME OF THRONES

>>85485187
Cinemax

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best

>>85485197
AHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM

>>85485187
Starz did a great job with Black Sails. Started out as a shitty GoT knock off then by the end became better in every way.

>>85485335
save for the gay stuff

>>85481769
I bet you think sucking dick is gay, faggot

>>85483030
Massey's Hook?

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>>85485370
Are you haeving problems?

>>85484964
But then Jorah replaced JonCon's role in the show, didn't he? Maybe JonCon will be cured and have a big role in the books.

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>>85485187

Animax

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>>85481775
>Khrazz came.
So did I.

>>85485187
CW

>>85485370
You mean the one scene that made it impossible to discuss this movie on /tv/ for it's entire run because of /pol/tards flipping out

>>85484494
*longsword

>>85485466
nah just the one scene that broke all immersion and added literally nothing to the story

that scene

>>85485370
I'll never understand how that show can promote BBC in anus when that is extremely dangerous. No doctor would ever say it's ok to put something so big in your ass. And then with the aids ?

>>85482078
>Working class people doing their jobs murdered by Ser Barriston, because they were serving a King who, if not for him saving Aerys II, would not have been in power

>>85485545
>added literally nothing to the story
It's ironic that the biggest faggot here is you
>b-b-but muh Pirates of the Carribean
You shits were cancer that made the threads unbearable
https://thespinoff.co.nz/featured/25-02-2016/toby-stephens-black-sails-bro-dudes-gay-pirate-uproar/

>>85483959
>cersei
>complete sociopath who literally everyone despises

>dany
>entitled power hungry sociopath who is only being backed because she has 3 dragons, also clearly turning into the mad queen

>Sansa
>complete idiot who is consistently unhelpful and disruptive and only held in any regard because she is a stark

>all other women of note
>dead/captive/sidelined

If Stannis was female, (s)he would have been one of the most popular characters among these people

>>85485185
because she needs to be put in her place. lose her eunuchs and savages and those that have supported her out of vengeance. she'll become reliant on jon who's the only person who answered her call and he's only done so for shit he needs and not to bend the knee.

by the end of the season she'll be able to add the cucked to her list of titles

>>85484214
ISH OFF THE TABLE ASHWELL?

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>>85481490
Alexis Bledel as Arianne Dayne

>>85481906
Only women can be progressive.
All men are oppressors since birth.

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>>85485466
/pol/ browser here. I didn't give a shit about that part honestly.