Are you ready for mustached Superman, DCbros ?

>>85480170

>not adding the stache to the scenes he already shot

BAKA

>>85480170
How is Superman so unremarkable in 2017? Such terrible casting that will not die.

>>85480170
DC is such a ducking embarrassment

The sooner it and WB die the better

>>85480203
sorry to hear they didn't hire a nasty indian for your favorite role, rajim
frankly dchads could give less of a shit

I wish i could pull off moustache so fucking incredibly good.

>>85480170
So that's also why Superman will have the least screen time compared to other JL members....

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>>85480203
>>85480230
>>85480260
>OSCARLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>85480190
This. He should come back from the dead with the stache and just be like "this is me now."

>>85480170
Not letting superman have a moustache.
that is racist

>>85480170
Hola amigo puerto rico dios mio

>>85480293

>Superman can't have a mustache
>wonder woman can't have blue eyes
>Aquaman can't have blonde hair
>Flash can't be straight

cultural marxism at its finest

Best Editing Oscar Award confirmed

>>85480335
what's cultural marxism

>>85480190
>Has a mustache in one scene
>clean shaven in the next
>back to mustache again

>>85480376

Your greatest friend, goy. That's all you need to know. :^)

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>be henry cavill
>fat as a younger kid
>video games become a favourite hobby
>land the role of superman as an adult
>paid to workout and keep an incredible physique
>fuck hot bitches and get paid ridiculous amounts as a result of casting
>still play WoW in free time because you can and you enjoy it

man it must be awesome being henry

>>85480170

He's a handsome sonofabitch, but with mustache he kind of looks like a crazed pedocowboy or something

>>85480419
nice buzzword

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>>85480170
well a bearded superman during his rebirth could totatlly work

>>85480357
but isn't that that also means another $50 million added to the budget...

>>85480335
What the fuck does a moustache even have to do with Marx lmao quit being so triggered
>>85480376
The right equivalent to The Patriarchy™

>>85480203
Superman is unremarkable at any point in time. Its just a shitty character, can't really blame the actor for that senpai

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>>85480447
>but with mustache he kind of looks like a crazed pedocowboy or something
He looks like a MAN.
A MANLY MAN.

>>85480460
Was there a comic book of this? This episode was too short

>>85480170
this beg for a question, what kind of crucial role that mustache & beard have in MI6 that it have to be keep that hard ?

did Henry use it to hide a lockpick or secret bullet ?

>>85480481
you think you're clever, but you're not

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>>85480540

>>85480460
How exactly does Superman shave?

I mean, I'm sure no earthly blades could cut his hair so I figure he does it with his heat vision or something right?

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I don't get it

Superman died in batman v superman so how does it matter?

>>85480170
Why shave him at all though?

Why does WB hate good things?

>>85480620
>I mean, I'm sure no earthly blades could cut his hair so I figure he does it with his heat vision or something right?

Yes, he also in some cases used a piece of his Kryptonian ship as a razor.

>>85480620
>so I figure he does it with his heat vision or something right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s

>>85480377

Kryptonian follicles man I ain't gotta splain shit

>>85480203
He's handsome af. No homo

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>>85480433
>fat as a younger kid

>this
>fat

Fuck that lying asshole he was always an uberchad

>>85480719

The other kids called him Fat Cavill though, obviously cuz they were jealous and he towered over them

>>85480719
Are you blind? Those legs are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

>>85480608
Yeah sure the jews made me retarded with mk ultra monarch lsd rays

>>85480170
>>85480460

True, I guess this kills the rumors of Superman coming back with a beard and mullet/longer hair after his rebirth. That fucking sucks honestly, that would have made his return all epic.

>>85480648

>They shot the JL.
>Cavill starts doing MI6.
>WB does the reshoots with Whedon.
>Cavill still has the mustache but because of contract can't shave.
>WB has to waste hundreds of thousands to remove it since they can't have Superman with no mustache in one scene and with a mustache the next scene.

>>85480620
Duh, he uses a mirror to reflect eye lasers. His facial hair is less resistant to it then his skin and he probably shoots it like half pover

>>85480170
>visibly smooth upper lip shopped cavill face
>out of shape bruce bogtrotter wayne
>more gal gadot scenes being filmed

*BREATHES IN*

>>85480719
>Born 5 May 1983
Honestly back then that was probably fat as fuck. Not being an disgusting obese landwhale is considered "healthy" today

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>>85480285

>>85480433
>balding
nope, may aswell kill himself now.

>>85480620
Duh, he uses a mirror to reflect eye lasers. His facial hair is less resistant to it then his skin and he probably shoots it like half power

>>85480458
your safe space looks threatened. you should fix that with a double grand macchiato with extra latte and 3 pumps while you watch your "gf" pillow getting ravaged by a pack of economic assets from a less fortunate country

>>85480819
t. oscarlet

>>85480843
>muh balding
t, low-test baby dicked pube-haired cucklet

>>85480843

Its sad that all you have to hold on to is your hair. Even if he did lose everg shred of it he would still be more handsome, famous, rich and successful than you.

>>85480679
That was retarded

>>85480856
how many buzzwords in one sentence

why can't you post something with logic?

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>>85480679
>>85480815
Why doesn't the mirror melt? How does he shave his buttcrack and pubes (ball sack)?

>>85480491
Is that Minimi? Where is recoil?

>>85480285
I'm totally open to this.
Nothing wrong with Supes having a porn 'stache.

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>>85481139

for every good pic of her there's ten that make her look like a proboscis monkey.

>>85480843
Having low test is worse

>>85480819
STOP BULLYING BEN

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>>85481210
>implying there are bad pics of her

>>85480843
Baldlets are adorable
The amount of mental gymnastics they do to save fave is hilarious because they're almost always fat manlets too

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>>85480170
>meanwhile at Marvel...

>>85480819
>reshoots confirmed for brief by the actors
>marvel has zero oscars
>spiderman still flopping
*inhales*

>>85481303

THANK YOU BOSS

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>>85480864

>>85480170
Caesar Romero didn't shave his stache when he was the Joker and nobody cared. This is fine. Everything is fine.

>>85480658
>>85480679
Kinda figured as much
Thanks

>>85480815
>>85480847
>Duh
fuck yourself m8

>>85480719
Yes in Bongistan during 90's in an Elite school that was fat

In America that would be considered a slimboy

>>85481335
may aswell have been a Superdrug award for Best Make-up.

>>85480170
why can't they just use a fake mustache?

>>85481303
>tfw after Infinity War you'll have Sam Wilson as Cap

>>85480719
>>85480773

THICC

They are editing out the mustache in reshoots, only the french release will have it.

>>85481310
>>85480819
Why is everyone here sucking? Oh, because you're all faggots.

>>85480864
>>85481335
Please save your "son", Liev.

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Superman with mustache would still be better than Mulletman


>>85483721
Kek.

>that's an older meme, but it checks out

>>85480481
idiot.
cultural marxism might not be the right term in every place it is used but it is the basic ideas of marx used in culture instead of economics.
so instead of rich vs poor we have :
straight vs gay
white vs black
cis vs trans

>>85481147
>recoil
>on superman

>>85483831
Liev is a false-flagging nu-male Fox Marvelcuck

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Will he bounce back soon, bros? I'm worried for him.

>>85484006

At the moment he's just a little dazed and confised

Can you imagine being as handsome as Henry Cavill. And I don't mean being a normal Chad. Henry Cavill is out anyone's league. Can you imagine every woman, no matter her age, immediately falling for you, and guys immediatley looking up to you. Wow

>>85481147
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV_D5iUFiDQ/?taken-by=henrycavill

>>85483909
this

>>85484043
>tfw my hairline is legit superior to Cavill's, perfect in every way

that's about it, though...

>>85480203
He's better than Reeves, fuck off.

>>85483971
I know. But not Kai, "he" is DC's biggest fan.
>>85456133
*breathes in*
*leans back*

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Cavill is an inspiration, I hope I look as good as he does in costume when I finish building muscle.

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>>85484006
There are only two things that would be bouncing.

>>85481215
>>85481215
kek balding cuck BTFO

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>Journalists are now spoiling Superman's presence in JL
They really hate DC, don't they?

>>85484208
What exactly are they spoiling?

>>85484119
>implying the average anon is at Ben Affleck at his worst level

>>85484225
His presence. I mean I know it's not a big deal but atleast WB tries to keep him out of marketing so it's not a dead giveaway.

>>85480335
kek

>>85484225
apparently to some the fact that Superman comes back is going to be a tweest

>>85484270
>His presence.
It's not like Henry Cavill being in the movie is a big fucking secret
Nor I think is anyone retarded enough to think Superman isn't coming back after two movies

>>85481147
>5.56mm blanks
>17 pound machine gun
>Large frame, physically fit operator

In his shoulder where it'll stay.

>>85484208
>>85484270

No one can be this dumb, it must be a troll.

>>85484253
the average lanklet from /fa/ is better
even the average manlet from /fit/

>>85481335
Is this real?

>>85480611
>Supergirl and her fantastic superhorse

Sounds like something you pay to see in Tijuana

>>85484294
How do you know he's shooting blanks?

>>85484453
It's a movie?

Even if they weren't blanks, it's still only 5.56mm.

I want to grow a moustache now

>>85484765
Grow some pubes first

>>85480203
cavill is great casting, just terribly used. he's charming as fuck when they let him, but he had all of 43 lines in bvs, spider-man had more in civil war.

>>85484006
holy fuck he was so fucking hot

>>85485364
I blame his ex wife.

>>85485475
Blame wives in general.

>>85485506
I don't know man, Gal seems like a good wife.

>>85484270
The actor tweeted his new suit over a year ago, its just like the Doomsday thing all over again

>>85480170
>contractually obligated to keep his facial hair

wtf? he could grow that back in four days max, why does he have to keep it all the time?

>>85480170
Henry needs to get a role playing a pulp action hero like Doc Savage or Alan Quartermain. Alpha as fuck.

I am so indescribably hype for his return as Superman that I wouldn't care if he showed up with mutton chops and a mohawk.

>>85484289
I don't think it's his return that's going to be the twist; I think it's the nature of it.

>>85486343
Ask Tom Cruise.

>>85480620
He could just shave with his fingernails and sharpen his fingernails with his teeth.

>>85480170
hopefully, this will stop whedon from ruinning supes in reshoots

>>85480170
first world problems

He looks like Bennett

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>>85480170

I hope Cavill gets cast in the Invincible movie

>>85480335

The fuck is all this "cultural marxism" nonsense, what does marx have to do with a film's production?

Who let /pol/ out of their shithole?

>>85480170
He's gonna look like a wax figure

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BASED HENRY
>Dear followers, it is time to finally set the record straight in this moustache fiasco. Pictured above, is not a set on MI6 but is in fact the latest in a series of weapons being designed by Warner Bros and Paramount Studios to combat the entity know as "Henry Cavill's Moustache". There has been no discussion over whether to shave or not to shave for the JL reshoots, simply a relentless campaign to put an end to the seemingly inexorable conquest of this despotic 'stache. It is not a question of IF I should shave - it is a question of how can we possibly be victorious against such a beast without bringing our own doom raining down upon us.

#MI6
#JusticeLeague
#HenryCavillsMoustache
#HopeIsAllWeHaveLeft
#MoustacheImpossible

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXBJas2FYuP/

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>>85488955
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

Based Cavill does it again!

>>85480856
Barista here
Its Grande
Already comes with a double
Its either a latte or a machiatto or a latte machiatto but not extra of one or the other
3 pumps of what? Neither of those things comes presweetened

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>>85480433
>dated Gina
i will never stop admiring him

>>85483876
why not both

>>85481303
Im not usually the one to call this out but the amount of focus on fucking Angel wings is atrocious

>>85480203
>waah waaah why isn't superman a brave brown queer transwoman

fucking marvelfags I swear to christ

>>85486874
True enough, but that's not nearly as good at wetting pussies like the whole heat vision shtick

>>85480491
He looks like a young Don Frye. Amazing.

>>85488955
Is it just me or does Cavill seem much more like a good lad that any of the other capeshit stars?

Chris Evans feels nice enough, but he just feels so fucking fake too
Renner on the other hand seems pretty straight forward, but he also feels like kind of an asshole

Cavill is the only one that I can think of that feels like a genuinely good guy

>>85489601
Cavill is superior to Evans solely on not commenting on american politics on his twitter.

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>>85480203
only true casting choice

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>>85480433
>fuck hot bitches
I've got news for you....

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>>85488955
He has to be reading this thread.

>>85490791
He often frequents the chan, guy was a basement dweller for half his life, playing WoW.

lol. Hi Henry I know you're lurking.

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>>85488955

> Henry is just too fucking based

he knows how to feed the troll to his advantage.

>>85480285
Would be perfect if he also had a black suit and said "I am Zod now" while winking to the audience

Do you think Henry hates playing Dupes now that Zack is no longer directing the films? In interviews he seems to share the same vision as Snyder for these films.

>>85491093
>that jawline
couldn't save a little for the rest of us huh god ya fucking asshole

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>>85480828
>Laughing-animated-girl-
not
>Laughing-animated-ewok-

>>85488955
>based Superman BTFOs fake news shills
10/10

>>85491093
>>85491538
I'd play WoW with him, and beat him. Then sex him afterwards. God damn....

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>>85488955
>#MoustacheImpossible

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>>85480190

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NOT MUH SUPERMAN

>>85490628
D-Daddy

>>85489601
He legit does. He seems to be perfectly aware of how fortunate he is, and stays remarkably humble about it all. He seems like the kind of guy you'd be proud to have as a member of your WoW guild.

>>85492272
>>85489601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk0-PV5tHaY

>>85489273

dated THICC gina

>>85492849
His arranged dates with women are staged, he dumps them quick, he talks about them too much, it's all very fake when you compare it to other interviews. Also all the pictures of him and Corey that got deleted.

lol.

Farrokh Bulsara bio when?

>>85480600
Someone made him contractually obligated just cause they wanted his role in justice league to cost more. Seriously shit like this happens all the time.

>>85480170
What a fun project for an unpaid intern

>>85492776
FUCKING. BASED.

>>85481303
>3 Chrises are in this pic

>>85493413
He can BASED me any day.

>>85489756
Francesco sparanero

>>85480170

Can they stop spoiling their own fucking movies?

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>>85480377

>>85480170

Wasnt Burt Reynold considered for Superman in the 70s?

>>85494396
Are you retarded? WB are not the ones making the clikcbait articles, dumbfuck.

>meme about the italian version of TDK having mustaches
>it actually happens in a DC flick

>>85495142
fucking meme magic

>>85491658
If Henry Cavil was a woman and looked like that, wew lad, i'd fucked her/him

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>>85480620
>How exactly does Superman shave?

>>85492776
Jesus Christ, why the fuck would anyone want to be famous?

And this is jealousy either, I'll freely admit that I'm jelly of his money and his looks, it just seems like fame would be my ultimate nightmare
I'm too hateful and autistic to deal with people on a normal day-to-day basis, so if I had to endure that shit I would've gone full meltdown in about six minutes flat