Do you know someone that tries to act like the main character

I have to dump ass all of a sudden.

>>85476910
FESS UP

>>85477107
wow what a footslut

>>85477107
I have a lot of opinions about this girl and none of them are positive
Also does she have leukemia?

i know audrey tatou
she acts nothing like amelie poulaine though
audrey showed me who the real amelie was based off of
it was some french hamplanet i forget her name
a fashion desinger
she is like the betsey johnson of paris fashion

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>>85476861
>muh hetero sex unimportant

I've met many more women who praise the movie than act like that quirky cunt in it.

They exist. The quirky one's I have actually met are your typical bookish girls who want all the attention of acting like a toddler but really only do that to be 'unexpectedly' lauded for her seemingly high adult intelligence.

All of them are just like Pheobe in Friends, these aloof females (that go out of their way to be sexually attractive) have very stupid friends because the only people that can stand them are the one's who unknowingly accept their contradictions.

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>>85476861
how do I get a qt autistic french gf

>tfw amelie came from tv when i was in high school
>tfw a t i had a crush on came to the school looking like amelie the next day
>tfw faps were had

>>85476861
What's this movie about? She's cute. Give me a Q.R.

>>85477320
Grimes examplifies what you're saying too and everyone on my homeboard /mu/ worships her as this enlightened goddess.
We could really do without these adult women that actively try to be Manic Pixie Dream Girl's, yet we go on the opposite direction of it and fall for the tricks, it's sad.

>>85476861
My girlfriend is pretty much an IRL manic pixie dream girl, but she also sees me as a manic pixie dream boy.
We both make each other very happy, we brighten up each other and we also share many similar interests.

So yeah, if that's the answer you want, my girlfriend tries to act like Amélie, but a more accurate answer is that she tries to act more like most characters played by Zooey Deschanel rather than Amélie, but it's still pretty close.

>>85477899
It's pretty good and heartwarming, desu.

>>85478187
Oh look it's the delusional /mu/ tripfag
Go back to where you came from.

>>85478063
Do we know if grimes really did lose her virginity in a gangbang? Not a stretch to imagine someone so strictly asexual now has done a complete 180 on her previous life.

>>85478417
>Do we know if grimes really did lose her virginity in a gangbang?

What?

>>85478063

It'll exist as long as the fantasy seems feasible in the minds of men, and with the constant crop of new ones, I don't think it's going anywhere.

>>85478448
Just a phase apparently. She is pure now.

>>85477107
ugly hateful kike

>>85478417
Let me lay this good shit on you
>That summer, the couple traveled 25 hours from Montreal to Bemidji, Minnesota, where they spent a month constructing a 20-foot houseraft on a friend's property with the intention of sailing it down the Mississippi River to New Orleans. They named the boat "Velvet Glove Cast in Iron" and renamed themselves "Veruschka and Zelda Xox" for the trip, as the Tribune reports.
>Boucher and Gratz painted murals with "fantastical creatures" on the side of the vessel, which they filled with live chickens, a sewing machine, and 20 pounds of potatoes. Yes, chickens. And 20 pounds of potatoes. But soon after setting sail, the engine failed, and Boucher and Gratz spent three weeks traveling downstream, attempting to fix the boat, and dealing with the police.

Tryhard's gonna tryhard. Of course Grimes lost her virginity in a gangbang. Of course she did.

>>85478493
It's the difference between man and boy, man rises above and strives, boy gets manipulated by MPDG, like that imbecile tripfag above me. They try to emulate characteristics from films because god forbid they have to be themselves.

>>85478520
How did people find out about this?

>>85477899
She's a slut, don't be fooled.

>>85477899
"Quirky autistic french girl overcomes several mundane tasks (and also straight up gaslights some dude she doesn't like), and then finds happiness with an equally autistic french dude who works in a porn store. They ride scooters into the sunset."

It's one of those "charming, heartwarming, quirky" flicks. It is HEAVILY stylized - closest english movie equivalent is probably something Wes Andersen.

>mfw they paid huge amount of money to rid the paris train station of graffitis and niggers
>mfw niggers ruined it again literally the day after

>>85478538
I have it on good authority that organic coconut oil is an excellent lubricant for gangbangs, grimes would surely know this. Also there is no use eating too much food when you are trying to look like a trap, good for her to show some restraint in one part of her life.
>>85478594
Her cousin posted never before seen photos of her on /mu/ and implied that she was mostly an upper-middle normie with a few angsty phases.

>>85477320
>>85478063
>sexual frustration

>>85478884
Mad that you've been caught, roastie?

>>85478187
>MPDG
>settling down
Either you've only been together for like a month and you don't know about the other guys she's helping "grow up" or you're straight-up lying. If there's one thing I learned from spending time in that world, it's that those kinds of chicks never stop craving for the need to make guys depend on them, and I have never ever witnessed that need to be monogamous.

>>85476861
DON'T DO THIS!

>>85478063
>my homeboard /mu/
Fucking kill yourself, tourist.

>>85478613
This is advice every man should know about women.

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>>85478988
True. This is grimes' bf. Egotistic women really do grind down men into agreeable into husks, who knows what they do in shadows of the long-distance relationships they force on their "partners".

>>85479031
I always stay at /tv/ whenever I'm banned, don't worry, I'm a worthwhile contributor.

>>85478988
We knew each other since we were 10, and we were in a relationship since 13 but we had to part from each other when she moved to another place at age 15 and we had to call it quits until we meet again, we still had contact with each other via e-mail, though.
We reunited just two years ago and our relationship is still going smooth and strong to this very day.

But maybe a more accurate description of me and my girlfriend is we are both energetic, fun and quirky, and we also love making each other happy, brightening up each other's lives and sharing similar interests.

>>85479174
Kevin Smith-esque.

>>85479252
>Tales of My Talking Body Pillow: The Swift S.Lawliet Chronicles

>>85478187
that's amazing. the only thing I hate more than tripfags is Zooey Deschanel

>>85479252
Sounds like she was tired of Chad and Tyrone and wanted to settle down with a beta for cash.

Yeah I've met a couple of those kind. This character makes a great movie, but is fucking annoying in real life.

>>85479252
Jesus fucking christ fuck off and die

>>85478761
Do you have the pics?

>>85477107
Jeez i thought that was Finn Wolfhard for a second. The resemblance is uncanny.

To answer OP's question, yes and it can be the most annoying thing after awhile. I can understand smaller girls behaving like this but adult women? nope

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>>85477107
Please

>>85480467
I bet it's even more annoying for them to stay in character

>>85476861
>ywn spoon fitgirl

>>85478187
Wtf is a manic pixie dream boy, gifs a cinematic example?

Yeah my ex. Its not made up though she's just mentally ill. The quirk does initially seemed like cute as fuck because she is attractive but when you get in a relationship with them is where the rose stained glass shattered. DON'T be in a relationship with someone who is mentally unsound.

>>85477851
direct La Haine

>>85480333
Get off 4chan you sad fuck

>>85481489

Get aids cancer you son of the whore

>>85477107
I want to punch her fuck face.

Wondered recently, how does she look now?

I think movies with mikey dropped the ball in his review/discussion.

Like, I know he has MS and recently had a really scary and life altering experience with it, but shit man you can't involve it in every thing you do.

Like a pretty key part of the film is how she has to mature and grow, but he completely glosses over it because "muh making people happy to get over depression can you guess why i had to stop this review and cry for a few hours guys AMELIE IS LITERALLY ME".

I know he reaches too far sometimes but his stuff is usually solid. His Amelie review shat the bed.

His A.I. Review/discussion is fucking amazing though and everyone should watch it.

>>85485948
can you fuck off with this review crap already?

>>85486022
What the fuck are you talking about?

I'm sorry, does it get in the way of your shit thread?

No i don't know any girls that act like Amelie. Does that make you feel better?

>>85480834
threemilk
on youtube

>>85486240
>What the fuck are you talking about?
literally who's on youtube don't belong on this board
>does it get in the way of your shit thread?
yes
>No i don't know any girls that act like Amelie. Does that make you feel better?
yes

>>85477107
Why does she always look so tired?

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>>85476861
everyone tells me im baysiclly Ramona Flowers irl lol x3

>>85478594
Its a joke about the Oblivion video where shes in the locker room.

>>85478661
Christ I was questioning to myself whether this was Wes Anderson or not.

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>>85488177

PUT THAT FORK DOWN

>>85488954
lol that isn't a fork
>holds up spork
love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

>>85489386
lmao xd

>>85489386
heh...
I remember when I was like you
knaive
innosent

but now I'm on the dark side
it'll happen to you to someday
the only question is when

>>85490081
i don't remember this pasta

>>85476861
Amelie is the female equivalent of Drive

She lasted like 5 years in Hollywood. What happened to her? Haven't seen her in anything since Da Vinci.

>>85490638
i've never seen drive because it got meme'd to hell and back over here, but now i might check it out

>>85476861
Yes, and she also liked and tried to act like Ramona Flowers, Clementine and Summer.
She changed the color of her hair every month and overall was annoying.

>>85491022
i didn't even know she was in hollywood for that long. she's french and still doing movies in europe. not every actor wants to do the toxic hollywood thing, i guess

>>85476861
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ManicPixieDreamGirl