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These are actresses in a 9-figure summer blockbuster in 2017.

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These are actresses in a 9-figure summer blockbuster in 2017.

They are not 50 dollar Vegas hookers, they're multi-millionaire sex symbols.

What is this timeline?
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>>85475338
>What is this timeline?
The best timeline so far.
>Untalented whores get movie roles by sucking dick and nepotism
>Movie flops
>They get laughed at
Best timeline.
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rihhana is the most disgusting woman ive ever seen
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>>85475338
damn, rihanna looking thique af
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>>85475486
storing all that petrodollar cum
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>thiccanna
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>>85475338
Rihanna is no longer a singer, but a luxury escort
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>>85475338
JESUS CHRIST when did Rihanna get fat? This is truly disappointing,
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>>85475931
It's not like she isn't a multi-millioner herself.
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>>85475486
IMAGINE
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>>85475338
Someone needs to lay off the bbq
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>>85475973
Popstars usually burn through alot of money for their entourage, family and expensive habits. Not saying that she's poor, but she isn't as popular as she once was. Which means less money to support her expensive lifestyle
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>>85475338
holy fucc
more recent pics of rihanna?
did se have a baby or something?
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>>85475369
>They get laughed at
That's not what happens though.
More like
>White men are blamed
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>cast a """""model""""", a singer, and a 4channer in your movie
>surprised when it flops
confounding
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>>85476139
>4channer
what?
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>>85476178
Dane used to post here.
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How does Rhianna go from hot to busted to hot to busted so often?
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>>85475338
I honestly didn't see this getting promoted much at all. I don't watch much live TV so maybe I missed the previews but Dunkirk was still being promoted all over the web

Also:

>Rihanna on that dreamer-bulk diet
>mfw
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>>85476197
yeah, nah
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>>85476050
i think she is pregnant. her tits got bigger too
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>>85476271
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>>85475338
damn rihanna LOOKS LIKE THAT
im glad shes going through a THICC phase
in the other hand, cara is just mediocre. Booblets/chestlets arent real woman
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Sticc or thicc? Choose you side.
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>>85476379
>cara

fuck off impostor
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>>85476340
thicc
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>>85476340
>>85476317
careful bros, she's only 5 years from full blown islander mammy
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>>85476379
you're doing it wrong
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>>85477291
kek
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>>85475931
they all are
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>>85477291
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>>85475338
I miss the 90s
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>>85475931
HARAM
A
R
A
M
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>>85476317
bitch is getting REAL THICC
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>>85477940
we all do anon.... we all do.
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Wtf
So thicc
Muh dicc
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>>85477291
You're so damn right.

I can almost picture her waddling around in a dress the size of a tent, with flat sandals on, smacking me on the head with a magazine and yelling at me in barbados dialect
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>thicc
>literally a blob of fat
what's wrong with you?
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Okay but really, can I get the basic gestalt on Rihanna? She looks like a different person entirely. What the hell happened?
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>>85475931
>Saudi Toyota

what?
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>>85479192

>age
>makeup
>different clothes
>gained weight
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>>85479223
His family own major shares in Toyota Motor Corporation. It's listed on a stock exchange
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>>85475931
he's also hot though
it's not like she is dating an ugly old man
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>>85475931
Saudi Toyota heir? Fuck, I own two supras, a memeR2, a pickup, a camry and a 4runner, I don't want to replace all that shit with something non-terroristy. Pls tell me this isn't the Japanese car maker toyota
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>>85475931
Wtf why? She's probably richer than him.
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>>85479192
Whenever she's not doing an album or touring she's just on a non-stop bender. She's fucked like 10% of Champion's league players.

White, arab, black she'll fuck anyone. She is level 100 hoe.
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>>85479291
pro-tip: a few decades from now all your shit will belong to chinks and oil money
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>>85475931
he unironically looks leagues better than her
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what went wrong?
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>>85479350
So will everything most likely. At least my cars will still be kicking
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Me on the left.
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>>85479430
Someone stopped the music
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>>85479430
The same shit that happened to Beyonce, really. When they were just "struggling" musicians who had to do shit to stay relevant, they had a reason to keep up the looks, but since both of the somehow became icons of EMPOWERMENT and YAS QUEEN and shit they can just drop the ball because a bunch of retarded children who think capitalism can bring about any sort of revolution will keep memeing them for doing literally anything as long as they're black wymens
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>>85475338
short hair only works if you don't already look like a boy
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>>85475338
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>>85479593
>Beyoncé

She just had two babies.
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>>85479633
She's also balding based on her receding hairline
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>>85479437
Well played sir
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>>85479349
She's a size queen too, that's why she allegedly broke up with Drake lol
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>>85475338
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT IS DISGUSTING
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>>85479333
that's billion with a "b", dumbass. she's not richer than him.
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>>85479349
True. She's like that guy who fucks literally any women that he can, no filter.
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>>85476340
chubby chasing has ruined this shithole
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feminism, not even once
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>>85475385
welp, found the gay
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>>85480916
Of all the things that have ruined this place that has to be at the very bottom of the list
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>>85475931
that nigger has aged like bread lmao
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>>85480916
People born after 87 ruined this place.
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>>85476340
Cara does not have the head shape or hairline to pull off short white hair. Jesus.
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>>85481011
nope people encouraging a fat lifestyle are the worse
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>>85475338
Wow, Rihanna is unexpectedly barrel chested. Has she always been like this?
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>>85481043
Time to take your medicine grandpa
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>>85481031
i love when anons pretend like they wouldnt give an arm and a leg to sniff her butthole
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>>85481043
I was born in 56
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>>85475931
Even the japs are losing their companies to oil monkeys.

Good thing I'm not a cucked up white who buys toyota. I own a domestic brand, I don't care if they break down, I'm good with a wrench and not afraid to get my hands dirty
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>>85481168
>hes not white

whats it like?
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>>85481168
>Cletus doesn't understand buying shares in a company
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>>85481168
Toyta cars are manifactured in the US, country hick
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>>85481218
get back into your /who/ containment thread
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yep she's an escort, german soccer players gangbanged her after they won the world cup
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>>85481185
At first I thought they had it too easy, that they were spoiled, had all the money, the unchecked privilege

But none of that is worth anything if it means you're a faggot. So I'm glad and thankful everyday I was born with melanin
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>>85481406

me too, fuck whyte folks, they're dying out anyway
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>>85481406
I'll take sweet sweet privilege over being able to go out in the sun for long periods of time without sunscreen my guy
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>>85480916
No, it's the giv, mommy and pedofags that have ruined this place.
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>>85481406
YASS where my #MelaninKings at?
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>>85475338

Another proof that black women are far more sexier and preetier than whyte.
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rihanna is upgraded halle berry
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>>85476295
>that chocolate milk
nice
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>>85481044
She looks like basinga guy
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haha imagine them taking turns whipping your bare ass until you bleed like as a joke haha
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>>85475931

What do you think Christina Hendricks is, she's a bonified escort and her hubby is the cuck pimp. That's why she got her tubes tied, because she's always busy taking the nut inside from rich saudis
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>>85479173
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>>85475931
Like half of hollywood starlets are part-timing as escorts for oil princes
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>>85481937

I know one example, Michelle Rodriguez when I worked as a bartender in Rotschield meeting in Montenegro. Rotschield brought her as a gift to Montenegro president.
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>>85481937
If your agent promised a luxury vacation and $500k just to spend a discrete night with some fat arab girl, wouldn't you?
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>>85482165
No. My virginity cannot be bought.
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>>85482165
That bitch can do whatever she wants with you. She can shit and piss in your mouth. Shackle you up and spank you till you bleed etc. The insane stories coming out of those Instagram whores in Dubai is disturbing.
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>>85475931
left looks like saudi freddie mercury
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post more thicc riri
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>>85482337
>She can shit and piss in your mouth. Shackle you up and spank you till you bleed etc.
hot
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>>85482337
Post stories. Preferably the ones where whores are spanked until they bleed.
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>>85482422
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>>85475338
holy shit rihanna got so fat
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>>85475385
I don't like her music but calling her disgusting? Especially next to that Clara boy? You're faggot aren't you?
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>>85482847
Yeah, she's gross. Get some standards.
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>>85481783
>bonified
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>>85475338
you can get whores for $50??? here in fredericksburg va the cheapest ones are like 100....
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>>85475338
>50 dollar Vegas hookers
where are these purported 50 dollar hookers in Vegas?
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Cara, honey, this is how you do short hair.

No wonder Annie left you.
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>>85475338
There are cheaper hookers that look better than these two
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>>85475973
let me make it easy 4 u:
billion = millionx1000
also, it's a woman
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>>85483034
source?
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>>85483056
His whole family's total worth is a billion. Rihanna alone is worth 250 million. He may still have more but Rihanna can already buy herself anything money can buy, it doesn't make sense to fuck someone you don't find sexually attractive to add a few more millions when she can make that money from one concert. She likes the d if she fucks him. It's not like he is a fat, old and short billioner. He is tall, young and avarage looking.
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>>85483268
250 mil is nowhere near to buy anything money can buy, that's first

even richest females want husbands who are even richer than them, that is also a fact, you can look up the survey yourself, that's second
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>>85475338
Ewwww.
One is bloated up and the other is a cardboard.
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>>85479192
she looks pregnant
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>>85479192
She is a prime example of thousand cock stare
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>>85479173

>barbados dialect

if there isnt pasta there needs to be
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>>85483026
They both look like dog shit
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>>85479192
Literally gin, weed, cocks 24/7 for years
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With makeup she is hideous

Without makeup, she is a monster
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>>85475338

kek, fat Rihanna.

think it's on purpose?
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>>85484003
fag
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>>85483545
The original discussion was about her being an elite escort. She can want a guy who is richer than her. He is both rich and good looking, while people make it seem like she is a desperate gold digger.

Also, what do you think that Rihanna wants so badly but cannot afford so she needs to sell her body to billionaires?
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>>85484025
>using a shop to prove his point
Ok.
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>>85484108
White hollywood women are adopting the Skinhead slut look

What does this MEAN?!
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>>85482942
>$50 hookers
Only if you're in methland. Ones that don't make you want to saw off your dick after are like $500 and are backpages only. The Strip is the worst place to work, there's undercover fucking everywhere.
Most of THOSE girls are camming now, and only doing escort work on the side. If you're making 1k+ a week, you really don't need to hook too often
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>>85481522
You're fucking mentally retarded.
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>>85484210
You don't understand the difference between net worth and actual, accessible wealth.

Reminder that Beyonce and Jay Z couldn't afford 75 million for a house despite being worth over 1.16 billion dollars.
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>>85484108
uh bro, you might want to dunk your head in some cold water.

kek

like any of this shit is real at all.

This is just the Hollyjew REEEEEEEEEEEEEEing, because '''they''' are slowly losing power.
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i said give me thicc riri, why isn't anyone posting more thicc riri?
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>>85480916
I'd ruin her shithole.
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>>85484291
don't be rude
can't you see that person is just stupid
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>>85484317
I'd remodel it
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>>85484284
>adopting
they're being order to anon.

Hollywood isn't real. It's the propaganda/social engineering wing of international Jewery.

http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/25/kate-hudson-shaves-head-new-movie-with-sia/
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>>85481076
arms, as in her big fat flabby ones? yeah we're all dying to get a whiff of a fat herpes infected nigra butthole
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>>85484284
When women get significant hair cuts, it shows they're under tremendous stress. We call it the 07 Brittany Effect, where years of MK Ultra programming and sexual abuse finally reach the boiling point.
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>>85484235
>denial
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these girls are both ugly, I don't get how they're relevant at all
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>>85481168
Toyota is more domestic than Chevy now
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>>85484303
does their net worth really matter when they're not really free?

Celebrities are not real anons. They are almost certainly being controlled by things like debt, blackmail and extortion.
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>>85481168
>Even the japs are losing their companies to oil monkeys.
From the way I see it, the moment the oil disappears, I guarantee you that government all over the world will suddenly start prepossessing all those hollywood,londow and moscow mansions and those stock shares
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>>85476263
newfag lel
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>>85475931
>$1.5b fortune
>chooses this ugly monkey

Money cant buy taste holy shit
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>>85484367
Nah. Not that Brittany wasn't MK Ultra'd. but she shaved her head becuase she thought '''they''' were going to give her a drug test and try to take her kids away from her.

The rest is just Soros/Weinstein et al. trying to fuck with young women for political capital.
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>>85484451
You act like the guy doesn't probably fucks a thousand hotter chicks on the side.
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>>85484420
Thats literally what i just suggested. Their "worth" is tied into assets controlled by others. They live in debt.

Jay z and Beyonce are WORTH more than Notch, but notch was paid a literal 1.12 billion outright, and years later despite no regular, obscene income, probably still has infinitely more purchasing power.

Celebrities are fake rich. Singers especially; they're literally owned by managers, labels, et al.. I guarantee you any successful singer is bought and sold for private entertainment by saudi royalty.
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>>85484508
yep. Celebrities are literal prisoners. They drug them and get them on tape fucking underage kids and shit.
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>>85484367
this
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>>85484508
I think singers used to get like $1 from every cd sale which is fuck all, these days it would be 5 cents of every itunes song sold. Most wouldnt be rich
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>>85484554
Right way to do it:

>do one or two half decent films
>make some cash
>manage yourself and try your own stuff (super risky) OR
>get out while you actually have money and are clean

It depends what route you go. I'm. Almost certain comic book film actors (for marvel at least) aren't so controlled, but others are literal slaves.
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>>85484670
they got paid what '''they''' wanted to pay them when and if they wanted to pay them.

There is a reason the concept 'Hollywood accounting' exists.
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>>85484670
Rihanna makes most of her money from fashion lines and cosmetics. Music industry is dead.
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>>85484704
>I'm. Almost certain comic book film actors (for marvel at least) aren't so controlled, but others are literal slaves.
hahahahahahahahahaha


in 2017 they ALL are.

Even guys like Reviewbrah are harassed.

Wake the fuck up. 'Hollywood' is one of the biggest baddest mafias on the planet. You are not going to get over on them.
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ITT multi millionnaire celebs are slaves

The more you know

CHANEL PLEASE STOP PAYING ME I'M GONNA GO BROKE
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>>85484802
Itt: Hollywood damage control

Good goy
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>>85484802
shill or useful idiot?
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>>85484794
>Even guys like Reviewbrah are harassed

By autistic online stalkers, yes. That has nothing to do with Hollywood.
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>they're sex symbols

This is false. Female performers are no longer pushed as sex symbols. They're chosen based upon what is marketable to women. As women are alienated by women who are actually attractive.
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>>85484451
>Money cant buy taste holy shit

Saudi's make Trump look refined
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>>85484802
>gets paid in handbags

Wew
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>>85484508
Jay Z literally owns his own streaming service and label you dip, he's not fake rich
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Damn son, I like this body type.

https://youtu.be/0m-ERhikxAM?t=1m22s
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>>85484910
Nope.

Are you shills or just dense fools?

Start at 19:58 and really listen to what he is talking to the story he tells about the worst 'pizza' he ever ate.

https://youtu.be/0jZN4SOIgxs?t=19m48s
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>>85484980
Again some fucking retard that has no idea how debt, net worth and accessible wealth means on these levels.

They have more money than you.

They're pleb rich. You probably didn't even read the example.

Have fun being blind your entire life.
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>>85484969
>>85484980
Hi shills.

You're not fooling anyone.
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>>85485080
I'm the one pointing out celebs are fake rich you fucking retard. There's understanding and then there's being a paranoid retard like yourself.

>hollywood harasses some literally who youtuber

I guess Hollywood is also behind the harassment of cwc?
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Rihanna is fat
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>>85485084
Fuck off with this false rich bullshit. Is he gonna live and die in luxury? Yes, he will. Then who the fuck cares.
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>>85485135
Listen to fucking story asshole. You clearly did not have time to.

It goes to ALL levels of media now.

You're a dumb ass if you don't think '''they''' have infiltrated things like youtube celebs and 'indie' rock, because they absolutely have.
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>>85485161
Is he? What's luxury? How many Israeli penises do you think Jay-Z has had in his mouth?
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>>85482461
Just look at TagtheSponsor.

They pretend to be Saudi princes that slide into Instahoes DMs and ask them to the most degrading stuff imaginable. They women almost always takes the bait.
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>>85482047
And they did and said all this in front of you?
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>>85485240
Yep. Fine art/gallery world too.
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I told my cousin how I wanted to date Rihanna and he was encouraging me to send her a letter to her. What would be the best way for an average person to get into her fov.
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Which celebs are confirmed to have fucked for petrodollars?

So far I've got

Rihanna
KStew
Bella Thorne (lol)
Zendaya

who else?
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>>85485423
I'm Rihanna. Post photo.
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>>85485480
Lohan
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>>85475931
They all do that. It's termed as yachting. It's how entertainers like Iggy Azalea or Nina Dobrev or Lindsay Lohan or Pamela Anderson or Rita Orta keep their lifestyle. If Rihanna is doing it then it should only come as surprise where her net worth is concerned because it isn't like she needs the money. But she's also a whore so it makes sense.
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>>85485532
>her net worth is concerned because it isn't like she needs the money.
when will you plebs get it?

if someone is extorting/threatening/blackmailing you, money becomes somewhat irrelevant.
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>>85485483
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>>85481044
Doesn't have to bust to continually attempt to flaunt them either.
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>>85485532
The people you mentioned I can believe 100%.

But when people suggest celebs who are at the top of their game and work regularly and get big paydays I just lol.

Tagthesponsor is a whole other thing. It's literally middle class instagram whores with regular jobs like store clerk or nurse, who dream of luxury.
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>>85485240
Yeah. People don't have emotional breakdowns when talking about bad actual pizza. Feel bad for Reviewbrah.
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>>85485240
mental illness
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>>85485532
Rita ora has such bad personality its fucking ridiculous, plus she reeks of that uk/london urban youth shit so she wont last long, she'll crumble within the next year or so, cracks are showing
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>>85485685
erm WHAT the FUCK is this?!
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>>85485745
>But when people suggest celebs who are at the top of their game and work regularly and get big paydays I just lol.
they're allowed to earn that money you pleb.

Stop believing in Hollywood bullshit. It's not real.

(pic very much related)
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>>85485745
This.
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>>85485872
Thought you were on that ET dick level
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>>85485828
I'm so sure.

Maybe he was 'dehydrated' like Kanye was.
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>>85475369
>best timeline
That's the axis victory one, with a close second being the Cuban the missile crisis resulting in human extinction
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>>85475338
no, this is a model and a singer trying to act. both can't.
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>>85479430
>all that makeup
>still can't hide meat head
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>>85475338

WTF Rhianna got FAT
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>>85485480
Most of them. If you've seen a C lister that says she's NY|LA|Other rich as fuck city, and doesn't have the normal means to afford it (ie bit parts, stage acting, so on), she's getting YACHTED

>>85485834
>parents are albanian-kosovo
>tries to look black
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>>85475931
Have a billion get a how with herpes
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>>85481486
Giv posters are the only light in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail
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>>85485080
Lmao, illuminati harrassing a 4chan meme. You actually believe that shit? The guy is mental.
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>>85486125
dude, more people watch that shit than half the shows on TV.

Are you a shill or just a retard?
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>>85484554
I've heard of this. I used to believe they were coerced into doing it but being drugged makes alot more sense.
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>>85486206
Prob both.

Rappers have been talking about it for years.

>>85486199
Yep
>tinfoil
>pepperoni
>sausages

What did he say, "I usually don't like sausage'.

Is what it is.
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>>85485685
AYYYY
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>>85485920
i was talking about you
>>
Rihanna hotness:
Pour it up > Umbrella > S&M > everything else
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>>85485080
Holy shit how do people listen to this guy? I've been listening for 20 minutes and he only just got the part of the story where he orders the pizza. This is tedious.
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>>85486410
When the whole thing unravels, and it will, do you think shills such as yourself will be deemed completely innocent?
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>>85486510
Pretty obvious what he's talking about senpai
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>>85486510
ecelebs like that are the equivalent of sunk cost fallacy
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>>85485161
>fuck off with making he think

Okay you fucking moron.

Sorry that you refuse to understand how the world works.

Here's one piece of advice for your future: You want to be successful? Become a businessman. Don't become a celebrity.
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>>85486125
>Lmao, illuminati harrassing a 4chan meme.
4chan memes have changed the world anon.

But keep shilling.
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>>85481783
IMMEDIATELY KILL YOURSELF, SHE DOESN'T DO THAT
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>>85485532
>Rita Ora
kek
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>>85485080
>>85486510
Can someone too long;didn't listen this? What is he talking about?
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>>85486510
35 minutes later and the story is over. He got a pizza and the guy who worked there recognized him. They didn't give him a paper plate and the base of the pizza was soggy so it fell apart. That was incredible. The evidence of a satanic Hollywood cabal running the planet and secretly ruining pizza is undeniable.
>>
id leave my cock inside rihanna while its squirting cum
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>>85486931
pusy
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>>85486907
sounds like he was coerced into sex/gay sex.
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>>85486917
yeah, that's clearly what's going on. He's almost crying because the pizza was so bad.

You disinfo agent's time is running short.
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>>85487022
oh come on, I'm a conspiracy guy but you can't actually believe that
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>>85487077
the cheese tasted kinda chalky though
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>>85487106
what do you believe happened to him?
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>>85487077
fuck off, shill.

it's the only reasonable explanation.

And the word 'conspiracy' onto itself let's me know you're a shill.
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>>85486907
Just listen to the whole thing it's truly unbelievable.
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>>85486917
kek

my captcha is spooky though
>CP666666

Is illuminati taking over my pc?
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>>85475385
I only half agree
She just happens to represent everything vile about females.
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>>85485685
WE WUZ AYYYYLIENS AND SHIT

>>85485295
Not him but checked the site and it's hilarious. Any more like that?
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>>85487171
>it was at an international airport

what do you think he meant by that?
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>>85487169
anon, I keep talking about pedowood to my friends all the time, it's just that I can't tell what happened to him based on a bad pizza
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>>85485021
best RiRi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcVomMexkY
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>>85487283
he's definitely making a confession.

And the pepperoni/sausage metaphor was pretty obvious.

and then he goes out of his way to mention 'tinfoil'.
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>>85486446
PIU was trashy not hot.

>>85486199
>less than 100k views
Sure anon. Even my farts get more than 100k views in 2017.
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>>85487376
I'm not the guy you are replying to...but can you eloborate? What is pepperoni/sausage methapor? My English is too weak to catch underlying meanings.
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>>85487391
kek

CNN was getting lower ratings than Yogi Bear reruns

keep shilling though
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>>85487460
>What is pepperoni/sausage methapor?
vagina/penis
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>>85485080
Start more at like 37:00 anons.

It's really fucking weird.
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>>85475338
Couldn't think of an uglier more overrated picture
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>this thread

Did you know that RÄ°hanna is an /x/phile? She could actually enjoy this conversation.
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>>85487626
Why?
What are you reading into this bad pizza story? I literally just finished listening to it all.
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>>85475931
>any girl who fuggs is ackshually whore :DD
When did fedorafags make a comeback?
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>>85475931
>dating a rich man makes you a whore
Jesus.
>>
Cara is secretly an actual tranny, right?
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>Rihanna in Wild Thoughts video

STAHP
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>>85488019
Rihanna has had like pornstar's mileage worth of dick.

She's fucked at least 20-30 footballers. And that's just a subdivision of her athlete conquests.

She just wants to try em all out.
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>>85476340
Wasn't Rihanna super-fit-looking like, last week? What the fuck happened?
>>
>>85475338
When did Rihanna get so fat?
>>
>>85479173
>smacking me on the head with a magazine and yelling at me in barbados dialect

If she stayed slim and fit that actually sounds kind of hot.
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>>85487928
This. Just finished listening to it and I he doesn't seem like he is close to tears. And the whole story is just
>airport pizza place
>nice stuff that knows him
>gets sausage pizza because they don't have peperoni
>pizza not served on plate but on tinfoil
>pizza falls apart
>cheese and sauce on his fingers
How is any of this him being jewed
>>
>>85488209
Nothing wrong with that tbqh
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>>85488209
>source: my ass
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>>85486199
did you get that shit from joe rogan?

>comparing ecelebs to gigantic media networks

how dumb are you
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>>85488286
When she ate my dick.
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>>85488286
She got PIERCE'D
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>>85488209
What did she mean by this?

>>85488264
[Jay-Z voice] "Shit was all good just a week ago!"

>>85488286
Chill, she's just in her #Thickanna mode right now.
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>>85476217
Yo-yo weight. Sometimes she takes care of herself sometimes she slips.
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>>85475338
Rihanna really looks bad here. Barrel-chested, pig nose, giant forehead...
at least she has some titties-
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>>85479291
dumb nigger he just owns the distribution rights to toyota vehicles in saudi arabia
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>>85476295
and yet her 5 head still seems to be growing faster than her tits
>>
Post more Riri tiddies
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXmF4GbA86E

best rhi rhi
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If I told you I could make Rih read one of your posts, what would you say to her?
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>>85478713
Muslims love degeneracy too.
>>
>>85489084
What you magnificent, madly beautiful, divinely fine and devilishly sexual creation unusual beauty of Taylette. To your faultless, blinding beauty person, created by angels captivating surprising tenderness the most beautiful dolls and their most skillful creators will envy. From only one magic shine your the loveliest, fascinating beauty, fantastically beautiful eyes rolling in tenderness breath fades. And heart thaws as chocolate, under the scorching beams of the tropical sun from attractive tenderness, the sensual desired, juicy lips impregnated the most sweet with nectar. If your delightful person the work of art created by angels, then your body the masterpiece created by a devil that any live soul hasnt resisted such temptation. To the most talented sculptures in the most courageous imaginations such beauty, such fantastic body, just stunning figure wasnt. Your body perfection. It dements a combination of the most beautiful, wildly appetizing, finest breast; thin, graceful, ideal, waists, the most magnificent, wildly sexual, incredibly sweet, most juicy buttocks and divinely beautiful, tremendous, unforgettable legs. And it isnt surprising that you not only break off male hearts but also as a magnet on pieces you attracts womens. I think from such rare beauty even the master of a kingdom of temptations wouldnt resist and has for the first time felt painful torments its burned with passion to heart. You are just the goddess of beauty and a temptation.
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>>85489084
cut down on the drugs
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>>85489084
Hit the gym.
>>
>>85489224
y?
>>
>>85489084
I have nothing to say to some stranger.
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>>85489084
"The Elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe and they want to know all this; some are good, some are bad, some are a mix. But, the good ones don’t ever want to organise, the bad instead are the ones that organise, because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses [sic!] don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together until things are really late in the game, then they come together. Evil is always defeated, because good is so much stronger. And, we’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics showed it, Max Plancks's [sic!] physics showed it, all, there is at least twelve dimensions, and now that’s why all the top scientist and billionaires are coming out saying it’s a false hologram, it is artificial. The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it is artificially projected and gravity is bleeding in to this universe, that’s what they call dark matter. So, we’re like a thought or a dream that’s a wisp in some computer program, some god’s mind, whatever. They’re proving it all, it’s all coming out. Now, there’s like this sub transmission zone below the third dimension that’s just turned over the most horrible things, which is what it resonates to, and it’s trying to get up into the third dimension, that’s just a basic level consciousness to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up to the fifth, sixth dimension consciousnally [sic!], our best people. But there is this big war trying to like, basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will, and there is a decision to which level we want to go to."
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>>85476340
W H O R I F I C C
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>>85489224
>>85489228
Say something that won't get me in trouble. Or say it in a humorous way, she won't mind if she finds it funny.

>>85489194
C'mon, anon! Be original!
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>>85476024
She has made $36 million so far in 2017 according to Forbes.
https://www.forbes.com/profile/rihanna/

Also her muslim boyfriend isn't worth $1.5 billion, his grandfather's company is worth $1.5 billion. Do you have any idea how big shitskin arab families are if they have money?
>>
>>85487685
proof?
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>>85489084
have sex with me <3
>>
>>85475338
>Roger Federer wins Wimbledon
>Posts pic of him kissing the trophy and thanking his fans for all their love
>800,000 likes
>Rihanna (looking overweight) posts a picture of her looking in the mirror
>1.5 million likes

How is that fair?
>>
>>85489603
I don't remember, anon. I followed her for years until I hit 20 and started listening to real music. There's not one single source, I know that she likes horror movies from the interview she had with facebook. She is also into ayy lmaos, she used to hunt UFO's even back when she was a kid in Barbados. I googled and it say that she is paying a UFO watcher in the Mojave desert for round-the-clock updates on extraterrestrial activity.
>>
Since when the fuck is rihanna hot

I swear the timeline split in 2013 somewhere out there theres the real me

How do I go back
>>
>>85489879
>I hit 20 and started listening to real music.

lol
>>
When did Rihanna get thicc?
>>
>>85488382

You know pierce is a sick bastard who likes them fat

And she's the rare fat chick thats actually hot she has a great face

shit I'd tap that myself I can totally understand him
>>
>>85489964
couple months back
>>
>>85488382
Brosnan is the hero we don't deserve
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>>85489925
>Since when the fuck is rihanna hot
Since always.
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>>85475338

I'd pay $50 to fuck Rihanna but no more than $5 for a blow job from that tranny next to her.
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>>85476340
THIQQUE
>>
>>85490028

I never liked her in that mode just your run of the mill nice looking black chick

thiccmode rihanna though holy shit
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>>85490028
come on

>>85489879
>I googled and it say that she is paying a UFO watcher in the Mojave desert for round-the-clock updates on extraterrestrial activity.

nice
>>
>>85481150
Damn, my mom was born in 54. You for any qt daughters I can hit up?
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>>85489804
Fuck off Rodger
Nobody cares
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>>85490028
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>>85475385
second, chimp faced skank
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>>85475385
Her 5head is a bit much, but beyond that she's a stunner. Got that Tyra Banks disease
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>>85485834
I keep hearing she's a mega cunt that fucks her way to the top. Open secret she's known as Rita Oral.
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>>85477291
Screencap this and send it to yourselves in an email dated 5 years from now.
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>>85490554
I wouldn't mind it
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>>85489084
>that tattoo

Tell her that Subsaharian should stop appropriating Mediterraneans culture.
>>
>>85490250
>>85490352
>>85490466
>>85490537
>>85490625
hi shill

no one thinks this fat trashy jew slave is hot


you can stop trying now
>>
>>85486303
And they're still in it. R&B stars too. Though some of them fight back the only way they can: tatting themselves up. Chris Brown is a notorious example. Apparently Trey Songz had to essentially train him. Break him in. Those oil princes are paying top dollar. No one wants a bad lay.
>>
>>85490686
you realize the last one is a different woman right?
>>
>>85490554
>>85490625

I swear that bitch Rita Ora got a big mouth
Next time I see her might curse the bitch out
Kicked the bitch out once cause she bitched out, spit my kids out
Jizzed up all in her mouth and made the bitch bounce

>>85490677
Rita's albanian.
>>
>>85490677
Anglos and nordics should follow suit
>>
>>85490121
Look at that tan line!

SHE'S A FUCKING WHITE WOMAN
>>
post her face reked by chris brown
>>
>>85475385
You're probably gay then
>>
>>85490521
At least she can joke about it.
She posted this pic with the caption "My dick and my forehead"
>>
>>85490747
Nordics got the right of conquest by destroying the Roman Empire. Seriously Subsaharians should accept their tribal culture.
>>
>>85490789
>ahahah she said "dick"! see? she is just like you ;)

Fuck off shill. She is a superpaid whore, I coldn't care less she said a bad word.
>>
I love her cupid's bow.
>>
>>85490686
I caught the jungle fever from my last gf, I can't help it
>>
>>85490833
>Nordics got the right of conquest by destroying the Roman Empire.

WE
>>
>>85490911
?
Are you ok?
>>
>>85475338
>They are not 50 dollar Vegas hookers, they're multi-millionaire sex symbols.
Same thing, just more expensive.
>>
>>85486303
>Rappers have been talking about it for years.

do you have an example?

>>85490706
I still can't get over the fact that Chris still has a carreer after beating Rihanna up

>>85490757
imagine being the guy on the picture
>>
>>85479430
Women age like milk. No matter how much she works out or how much she controls her eating she will never look that good again. 17-19 is their peak.
>>
>>85489804
tennis sucks thats why
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>>85475385
yeah I know right
>>
>>85489804
Good, professional sport needs to die.
>>
>>85483034
The oil arabs have harams of gorgeous hookers. With these women it's about degrading American/European pop stars.
>>
>>85491071
He didn't hit her hard enough.
>>
>>85491071
why is hitting a girl so bad
everyone is like omg girl beater and then on the other hand they become feminists and want equality
fuck off take it like a man then we have fights all the time
>>
>>85491071
>Chris still has a carreer [sic] after beating Rihanna up

John Lennon beat his wife too, nobody gave a shit then.
>>
Cara>Rhianna
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>>85491277
I'm with you but with the world as PC as it is, I'm still surprised that he is still releasing music and people are still buying it
>>
>>85491519
>rihanna
>black
>>
>>85491566
Polanski anally raped a 12 years old and they gave him a standing ovation. Celebrities are hypocrites, what else do you expect from people paid to pretend emotions?
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>>85491277
Did you read the police report? He didn't ''just beat her'' He tried to kill her.
>>
>>85491660
yeah, good point
>>
>>85491692
I can't judge him, my ex gf had BPD, she usually did that to me and in time I actually began to behave like that myself, thank god we broke up, we're still in good terms like they are, who knows what it was like between the two
>>
>>85491692
kek, what the fuck? why were they even fighting?
>>
>>85491841
Chris was texting other women behind Rih's back, she found out.
>>
>>85491692
That's just talking. You don't beat a bitch like that and really expect her to die from it.

And it was all over Rihanna looking through his phone, which she did not have permission to do and trying to get all uppity about why some woman was texting him some shit.

Chris acted the way most 19 year old men with a lot of money would. I don't blame him for it.
>>
>>85481315
proof
>>
>>85491986
>date a man who sings about bitches all the time
>get mad when he goes after said bitches
almost deserved it
>>
>>85489084
Nigger
>>
>>85492028
>literally HE DIDNDU NUFFIN the post

Wew lad. Niggers being niggers.
>>
>>85492077
He didn't though. Not really. Not nearly enough for him to lose a career over. He turned himself it, got the caution. She ain't press charges. She still has love for him. Shit, it helped her career wonders.

And I respect Rihanna because she could have went down that Kesha woe is me path but didn't. Just went straight savage instead. And now she's dating a billionaire.

All I'm saying is if a woman starts looking through a man's phone without permission, she should learn to expect the consequences of that action.
>>
>>85492028
I hope a guy beats your daughter almost to death for looking thorugh his phone. You can join him, too, as that's such a normal thing to do.
>>
>>85492234
>almost to death
You exaggerate. And let a nigga try. He'll just get shot up deadass.
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