/got/ obesity edition

damn I quit watching it in season 4 she got fat

>>85473122
Muh Caloriesi

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>>85473122

So we all know that the R + L = J shit was a red herring, right?

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>>85473122
Gylbert King!

What would happen if Sansa got traded for Jaime and all the Starks got reunited and shit but then they found out that she ratted out Ned's plans and got him killed?

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>>85473122
>I quit watching it in season 4

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best girl

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>>85473122
cant believe she used to look like this

>>85473179
How much Ironborn irondick is this dusky little whore taking on the looong trip back to KL?

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>>85473179
Best boy

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>>85473154
>no Velaryon

>>85473154
House Codd is literally /our house/

>>85473145
Duh. The bed of blood was obviously ketchup she spilled while eating her chicken tendies. And the thing she said in Ned ear was "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GIMMIE MORE TOMO SAUCE" GRRM was trying to reach out the Autistic crowed.

>>85473208
hol up are bran and this niqqa actually gay or is it a meme?

>Currently preparing to be raped by the Night King
>Currently preparing to be spitroasted by Dany and everyone else
>lol dead
>completely abandoned, became a FOB
>the last Tyrell is some old dried up cunt
The 7 Kingdoms are fucked.

>>85473261
Don't be a retard, the baby is just another kid. The fact that it cuts immediately to Jon Snow IS the red herring.

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>>85473249
THO ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

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>>85473264
You tell me

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>>85473144
more like euron WON

>>85473154
>house Reyne not being bog tier

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>>85473326

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>>85473300
The thing Ned wanted to talk to Jon about was how hard it is to get ketchup out of bed sheets. And the random kid is hotpie.

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>>85473352

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These threads are so fast and dense, be honest /tv/ do you read all the posts on these threads?

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>>85473391

>>85473411
No.

>>85473329
>It's a 'male warrior simply continuously closes with dexterous female fighters and overpowers them with a massive difference in physical strength' episode

That was refreshing after seeing so many 90lb girls in movies who take down 280lb brutes in full armor with a simple punch to the chest.

>>85473329
>anyone being able to take on two sand snakes at the same time
This show went full-retard. Oh well, it was good for six seasons and 1 3/4 episodes.

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>>85473411
Every
Single
One

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>>85473122
arya's getting chunky too desu

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What is the fucking point in show Brienne if it's Arya that kills CIA?

They could make it interesting by having Arya kill her and upset Tormund. Instead of, you know, more people standing around talking bollocks

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>>85473412

>>85473411
i sort these threads by most replies

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Who will kill Dany once she goes full Mad King 2: Electric Boogaloo?
I'm hoping Barristan for some POTTERY.

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>>85473444

>>85473427
>anyone being able to take on two sand snakes at the same time
give me a detailed list of their exploits

>>85473427
He didn't take them on at the same time, but even if he did, what would be the problem? One was using a fucking WHIP to fight people in heavy armor.

>>85473477
>samefag

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Imagine being a maester in Westeros. You toil and scribe and study all in hopes of preserving knowledge for future generations and then some chad thundercock decides to pillage your town and burn your lifetime of work because MUH SACKING.

>>85473442
No, she isn't. She is fugly but she is fucking skinny your virgin.

>>85473519
this is kinda what happened to this show

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>>85473122

>>85473519
>implying 99% of maesters in the citadel don't just pretend to preserve knowledge so that they can live the neet life while jacking off to maester bang's illuminated scriptures or fucking prostitutes on the crown's dime

>>85473427
>200lbs man being able to take on two 100lbs girls
I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>85473426
>90lb girls in movies

It's like the Bruce Lee, kung fu, 70's Jackie Chan era all over again. Women have usurped manlet Asians, which is racist fwiw.

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>show starts of shit
>second episode doesn't improve
>all of a sudden mother fucking Euro out of nowhere
>mfw

>tfw sandsneks are kill

>>85473202
bad poosi about to become the sad poosi

>>85473683
>implying melly isnt gonna resurrect them

>>85473651
Euron 'First off the gangplank, first to the gangrape' Greyjoy

>>85473647
Manlet Asians we're mostly fighting other manlet Asians in those movies though. Not a person with 150 pounds of muscle on them and about 7-12" in height.

>>85473145
No, in the show R+L=J
In the books it could still go several ways

>>85473715
>le honorable knights of old meme
>said knights stood around while their insane king burned helpless captives alive on a whim

Barristan would have beaten Sansa if Joff commanded it.

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>Sand Snakes leave their ship open for boarding
>gut them like the filthy little pigs they are

>>85473329
Why did people hate her so much?

>>85473790
>You swore a vow to guard the king, not to judge him

>>85473781
If it's not in the books then grrm changed it because people guessed, there's too much foreshadowing

>>85473443
I'm not really sure why, but I really don't like Brianne of Bath.

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>>85473856
>Not specifically guarding your personal mental imagining what a King should be and protecting him from actions or circumstances that would cause him to stray from your biased ideal

Do you even fucking Kingsguard son?

>>85473443
Brienne has no point. For a second there it looked like she helped Jaime turn over a new leaf, but they scrapped that pretty hard. Ever since she's just been standing around or killing mooks.

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>>85473442
>>85473529
She has definitely gained a bit of weight anon

>>85473900
>DABID n Dyun approach GRRM with a check for $100 million
>GRRM: "o-oh, *cough* okay... i'll let you guys run with it if you guess who Jons parents are..."
>DnD: Harry Potter and Arogon.
>GRRM: ... smiles "exactly, you can have the rights"

>>85473200
too much arm hair wouldn't bang

>>85474047
How do Maisie's boobs compare with Emilia's? Anyone else like to see them compare body hair too?

>>85473900
Fuck off showpleb
After the first book there's far more N+A=J hinting than R+L=J
Even in AGoT Jon is described as being the most Stark looking, being almost a spitting image of young Ned

>>85473790
It's almost as if Jaime is a flawed character and we aren't meant to take his musings on the past as cold fact.

>>85474082
>>>/lit/

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>>85474006
>your personal mental imagining what a King should be
That is too presumptuous desu. The King is the King, not you. Your opinion holds less value than his.

>>85473241

my nigga

Velaryon is actually the coolest house, they are literally the last valyrians

>>85474084
Even that quote itself criticises the honourable knights of old meme the comment brings up with the line:
>Or was it only that he had been fifteen?
It is clear that the quote isn't some straight forward endorsement of the cliche.

>>85474171
They call me Darkstar, i am of the night.

>>85474091
I love the books, but I'm not gonna kid myself and say they're anything more than not particularly well written genre fiction.
I'm invested and I enjoy them a lot, but if I tried talking about it on /lit/ no discussion would get going it'd just be shitflinging.
Here on /got/ though, most people are willing to talk about the book, so I'll stay and I'll keep shitting on the show.

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>>85474214
>no Darkstar in the adaptation
HBO can burn.

>>85474216
>By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat,

>>85474082
Incorrect

>>85473200
s e m e n d e m o n

>>85474249
>not particularly well written
>not

>>85473200
CORR

FUCKIN

BLIMEY

>>85473442
she's a fucking goblin. she could have the most rocking womanly bod in the universe...but she still looks like a fookin goblin, mates.

>>85474289
They're incredibly well-written. How stupid are you that you find yourself lying just to appease the neckbeard losers here?

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I loved Cat very mucccchhhh

>>85474077
?????

>>85474082
What is the promise then faggot?

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Are the ASOIAF audiobooks any good?

>>85473452

There's NO Barristan in GoT by Dany's side anymore so it leaves Varys.

>>85474428
Don't get invested. They're never being finished

>>85474428

Yeah the ones read by Roy Dotrice are pretty good

>>85474428
Kind of.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U6mtBUKP3k

>>85473427
>sand sneks being able to take on anyone

The true retardation

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I had almost forgotten how much Randyll Tarly doesn't like Brienne.
>It is said that your father is a good man. If so, I pity him. Some men are blessed with sons, some with daughters. No man deserves to be cursed with such as you.
>If you're fortunate, all you'll get for your trouble are saddle sores. If not, perhaps Clegane will let you live after he and his pack are done raping you. You can crawl back to Tarth with some dog's bastard in your belly.

>>85473154
>no Wull

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>>85474474
Well, GRRM is a millionaire now so I guess he can afford top-tier healthcare which will allow him to live well into his 90's and finish the books

>>85474245
No Darkstar and no plot about Myrcella in Dorne and Dorne is already fucked up

PRAISE D&D

>>85473163
The Northern army would've marched home long before anyone began to give a fuck about what some stupid roastie did

Robb was already facing a mutiny for not properly punishing his mother early in season 3

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>>85474474
This is the correct position. GRRM likes food too much. It will kill him within 15 years, maybe 10. He'lll be dead before he finishes ASOIAF.

>>85474536
>tfw no smirkfu gf to devour your heirs

>>85474521
He's such a conservative shit, I can't wait for Dany to burn him alive.

>>85474415
To take her bones back to Winterfell
To look after Daenerys, if R+L=D
To not kill Rhaegar, she still thought he was alive at this point
Generic, promise me you'll keep going thing

There are many options

>>85474634
Isn't 15 years enough time?

>>85474644
>conservative shit
isn't this supposed to be a medieval show?

>>85474521
That's pretty nice for him desu. He offers to send her back to Tarth even.

>>85474679
Evidently not. By this point he only wrote one book in twelve years.

>>85474588

Can't good healthcare your way out of end-stage organ failure, or the inevitable stroke/STEMI heading his way.

>>85474700
as we all know, the feminism movement started in 302 AL.

>>85473200
>stretch marks on TOP of titties

why would she ever wear a low top

>>85473329
yea bro, finally some action killing, bro
Euron /ourguy/ killing lesbians, awesome, I bet they needed someone to impale them (get it?) bro

>>85474634
>GRRM dies from clogged arteries
>hack writers decide to finish the book because its what he would have wanted :)
>books go even more feminist than shows

>>85474679
I hope, but I am not too confident.
AFFC took 5 years, ADWD took 6. TWOW has taken 6 already and will take at least 7.
I can't see ADOS taking less than 7 or 8 as well.
Assuming he stays "healthy" he might get ASOIAF done within 10 years, but all the distractions like the fake Targ history book and spinoff material for his own and HBOs prequels might stretch it out.

>>85473564
She's beautiful.

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>The prince has no gender

>>85474809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genderless_language

>>85474809
>show confirms something we already assumed anyway
>hurrrrrr tumblr show ruined preorder cancelled

neck yourself

>>85474932
not that anon, but it was a really annoying delivery
>tee hee i like it better this way
why even mention it at all honestly

>>85474932
Triggered
enjoy your sjw propaganda show normie

The Starks had companions in the Dire Wolves. Trained and loyal but ultimately free.

The Boltons owned dogs. Thirsty to ravage and kill, trapped in a cage and bound by a leash.

I shed a tear when Nymeria, a well fleshed out a memorable piece of the GoT universe said goodbye to Arya.

>>85474809
that shit was dumb as fuck i bet the liberals stood up and applauded

You can say what you want about the episode but that transition from Sam removing the scales to some guy scooping food out of his bowl was pretty kino

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1st for semen demons

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>>85474957
>posting on a propaganda show general

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>>85474979
>I shed a tear when Nymeria, a well fleshed out a memorable piece of the GoT universe said goodbye to Arya.

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>>85474979

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>>85474998
pretty gross

>>85474979
It's all because in GoT Arya isn't warg. At least there is no apparent evidence of it, no wolf dreams while in Braavos, no shit. In the book Arya kept connection with Nym via wolf dreams, even not quite understanding it, and warged into a cat in Braavos at least once.

what did i think of the latest episode?

>>85475050
It was sexist

>>85475050
snek was cuter than ever

>>85475050
you liked seeing smug dykes get blown the fuck out

>>85474998
it was alright, but it was no star wipe

How did Maisie got so fat?

>>85475116
She's perfectly proportioned you ugly neckbeard

>>85475116
idk how did she GOT so fat? I"m trying to figure that out myself, how did Maisie GOT so fat.

>>85474979
>said goodbye

No Nymeria rejected her.
>come with me...
>...
>nope, fuck that
>"it's not you"(it's me)

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>>85475142
literally hitler

>>85475139
Found the fattie

>>85475185
(((correct spelling and grammar)))

>>85473651
If not for the scene with Yuron I'd rate s7 as 1/10 so far.

>>85475202
Found the virgin

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desu i don't see what's so bad about cersei. she seems like a decent ruler. she's not insane like the mad king or a sadistic psychopath like joffrey. she's right in the middle. harsh but fair, as long as you stay on her good side.

>>85474376
>also I want to fuck your sister lol

What's his masterplan?

>>85475257
*blows up uncle*

>>85475228
A show this expensive can never go lower than 5/10 in my book, I mean, each episode costs like 10mil

>>85475277
It can be expensive and still be shit. Like the Hobbit trilogy.

White walkers appearance when? My guess is s08e06

>>85475271
she was backed into a corner

>>85475293
The Hobbit Trilogy is easily a 5/10, that's exactly my point, they're far from good but still decent

>>85475324
>still decent
Dude, really. Get some taste.

>>85475277
For all the shit this show had done I at least was entertained. Last episode was just sad and boring until the end.

>>85475324
>dad I got 50/100 on my math exam. Are you proud of me?
> ...

>>85475257
>she's not insane like the mad king or a sadistic psychopath like joffrey

Lemme just blow up the sept of banelor real quicc... also Tommen was a traitor lol and

>>85475271
Does anyone really care about their aunts and uncles? They're just other people.

>>85475277
That episode last season with the chase sequence in B R A A V O S was a 1/10

This cannot be argued with

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>>85475337
>Get some taste.
I literally just told you it's a 5/10

>>85475257
>she's not insane like the mad king
You clearly haven't been paying attention as she is slipping deeper and deeper into madness to the point where even Jaime is like, bitch what?

>>85475356
>>85475316

>>85475399
>blowing up vatican is perfectly reasonable because she was "backed into a corner"

She's not mad. She's just a strong female character.

>>85475356
>blow up the sept of banelor
It's funny how this action had no consequence whatsoever, like no rebellion and stuff

>>85475304
Suddenly the camera pans up to female white walkers mounted on their undead unicorns. The sudden realization that everything was set in motion by STRONK ICE QUEEN.

>>85475386
a show with this level of production value can never be 1/10 but whatever dude, be contrarian all you want

>>85475469
Because bad writing. It's like everyone in King's Landing just went "oh well" and stopped caring.

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1/4
After the maesters revealed that Gendry was the true legitimate born heir being the son of the deceased Robert Baratheon and the daughter of Cersei Lannister, King Joffrey "Baratheon" was quickly beheaded by his King's Guard and replaced with King Gendry Baratheon. Cersei and her surviving two children were granted permission to stay in King's Landing being family of the King.

Varys: "Your grace, Lord Stannis Baratheon, your uncle, is fielding a massive army and heading from Dragonstone to the Blackwater."
Gendry: "Why is Stannis attempting to seize the thrown from me? I'm the rightful heir to the throne."
Varys: "There seems to be massive distrust in most claims to the throne nowadays Your Grace. Upon hearing news that Joffrey was illegitimate and that a Targaryan still lives, it's really anyone's guess who's best fit to serve the realm... and Stannis... he seems to think you're just another bastard who was used to get Lord Tywin out of King's Landing."
Gendry: "But the King's Guard supported my claim!"
Varys: "You can thank the Tyrell's for that, not the King's Guard. You don't actually think they would take that responsibility upon themselves do you? Speaking of which, they will want you to marry their Margery Tyrell, in payment of this debt."
>Gendry looks away from Varys as if ignoring him.
Varys: "I'll leave you to it then, Your Grace... oh, and one more thing before I leave you, your father's war hammer, if you'd like it."
>Two servants enter the throne room carrying a long wooden box. They set it down at Gendry's feet.

>A couple weeks pass as the defense of the city is planned. Lord Varys convinces Gendry that Tyrion, despite being a Lannister, is a loyal servant of the realm who would make an excellent Hand of the King and should help plan the defense of the city. Gendry starts practicing with his war hammer.

>>85475386
i agree, it was a definite lowpoint for the series

>>85475489
>a show with this level of production value can never be 1/10

Why can't it be? Because it's expensive to make? That's a retarded argument.

>>85475469
At this point people in King's Landing must be like "whatever we've had like 5 kings in a few years I just don't care anymore" and go about their daily lives.

>>85475506
THICC

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>>85475506

2/4

>Suits of armor are prepared and placed around an empty space outside for Gendry to swing his hammer at. Tommen watches from a distance, admiring Gendry's strong, powerful arms. One of the swings he takes at the armor blasts a piece of metal off that flies towards Tommen nearly hitting him.
Tommen: "AAAAAAHH!"
>Tommen falls to the ground. Gendry runs over to Tommen.
Gendry: "Are you alright?"
Tommen: "I think so."
>Gendry reaches his hand out and helps him get up.
Tommen: "Thanks... brother."
Gendry: "Half brother."
>They pause and look at each other for a moment. Gendry feels like a dick and wants to try to connect better with him.
Gendry: "Come on, let's go get something to eat. Maybe I'll show you the King's Quarters too."

>While walking and talking with Tommen, Gendry can't help but notice how he keeps looking at him and smiling. 'Is he blushing?' he thinks to himself.
Tommen: "How did you become so strong?"
>Tommen grabs hold of one Gendry's arms.
Gendry: "Well I was born strong... plus I work out a lot... that usually tends to make a difference doesn't it?"
>Tommen begins laughing very hard. Gendry chuckles a little. 'That wasn't even that funny' Gendry thinks to himself. Tommen holds his arm tighter and hugs it with his head while laughing as if his laughing was so hysterical he couldn't control himself and needed Gendry to keep him from falling down.
Gendry: "Well, this is my bedroom. Tell me what you think of it."
>Tommen walks around the room commenting on the various exotic pieces of furniture and other knick knacks lying around. Then he jumps onto Gendry's bed.
Tommen: "So how's life as King?"

>>85475489
Do you know what contrarian means?
Because you're using it wrong

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this thred needs some shirtless double dagger ramsay

>>85475517
production value usually means something along the order of a viewer watching it and saying "wow, looks like somebody spent some money on this production!"
Great costumes, excellent lighting, special effects, top-notch actors, well-executed jib and dolly moves, great music, etc.

How can you give something like this 1/10 even at it's very worst?

>>85473411
I do, but only for threads I like.

Reading is good for your brain.

It's the one thing that isn't degenerate about the internet.

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>>85475549

3/4

>Gendry walks over to the bed and stands above Tommen looking down at him.
Gendry: "Well... it's certainly different from Flea Bottom that's for sure. The bed's a lot more comfy that's for sure."
>Tommen grabs Gendry's arm and pulls him onto the bed.
Tommen: "It's very comfy indeed."
>The two start laughing, and as their laughter dies, they find themselves smiling and making close eye contact with each other.

All of a sudden Tyrion pounds on the door.
Tyrion: "Your Grace, Stannis will be here in the hour. We need to get to the gate and prepare for siege. Now!"
>The bells start chiming across the city to indicate the city is under siege.
>Gendry gets his war hammer and puts on his Baratheon sigil-doned armor and meets Tyrion at the Mudgate. Stannis' forces arrive in full force and begin smashing down the gate. The gate breaks open but King Gendry is there waiting and meets the invading force head on. Gendry swings his hammer like a baseball bat and smacks the first invader backwards falling onto the people behind him. Viciously and chaotically, Gendry swings his hammer again and again at the invading Baratheon force. He uses his arms as shields, his arm's strength plus the armor is enough repel a smash of the sword. Gendry pushes into the crowd of invaders, inspiring his soldiers as he pushes further and further in. Tommen watches Gendry fight off the invaders from a nearby tower with a good site range of the battle. Tommen's heart was pounding even harder than Gendry's.

>>85475550
How am I using it wrong?
Giving a GoT episode a 1/10 is blatantly contrarian.

>>85475398
>>85475417
she's a better alternative to dany and her merry band of dothraki screamers/dragons

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Why is pol afraid of Waman?

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YOU KNOW IT'S THE FAITH MILITANT

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>>85475584
4/4

>After some time Gendry grows exhausted, but his adrenaline prevents him from growing too tired to swing his hammer. But he realizes that his forces won't be enough to defeat the enemy. Luckily, just at the point when Gendry felt as if it was the end, the Tyrell army arrives and finishes off the last of Stannis' army. Stannis' forces make to the shore and retreat. Gendry, Tyrion, Loras, Varys, and even Cersei host a feast with the brave soldiers later that night. The city can be heard cheering and shouting for their King. Gendry wants to enjoy the feast but all he can think about is Tommen and whether he was okay or not. Instead he drowns out his troubles with some wine.

After a small amount of drinking, Gendry makes his way back to his room. When he opens the door he finds Tommen waiting for him on his bed.
Gendry: "Tommen? You're still here?"
Tommen: "I watched you fighting. You were so brave. I was so sure you would get hurt and or worse but you're fine."
Gendry: "Yeah well, you know little ol' me"
>'What the fuck did I just say?' Gendry thought to himself regretting that last cup of wine he knew he shouldn't have had.
Tommen: "Come here, let me inspect your body for wounds. I saw all those swords hit you, you must have some bruises."
>Gendry gets into bed and Tommen begins taking off Gendry's shirt. It turns out there was a bruise, a big purple one at the top of his arm.
Tommen: "Let me massage this for you."

*one last one sorry for miscount

>>85473647
Jackie Chan makes sense though, he doesn't one punch people, watch any of his movies, he literally punches people like 5-10 times, kicks them, and then they get knocked out.

His whole thing is he takes more pain than the enemy and never gives up, while hitting them more than they hit him.

No matter if he's fighting chinese people, japanese people, white priests or women, it's the same fun tactics.

Why did Euron bully Theon

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>>85475617

5/4

>Tommen starts to rub his arm. Then he looks up at Gendry and for a few seconds they just stare at each other, until the moment is broken when Gendry reaches in kissing Tommen on the lips. After a minute, Tommen pushes Gendry onto his back and gets on top of him. They kiss more while Tommen reaches his hand down to Gendry's cock, sliding it underneath his pants and touching his hard Baratheon cock directly.
Tommen: "I want this."
>Tommen stops kissing and moves his head down to Gendry's cock. Before he manages to get it into his mouth though, Gendry pushes Tommen off and onto his back, Gendry now hops on top of Tommen.
Gendry: "I don't want you to suck it, I want you to take it."
>Gendry pulls down Tommen's pants revealing his cute boy butt. He lifts Tommen's legs onto his shoulders and without much time for Tommen to brace, Gendry rams his cock into Tommen. Tommen moans loudly in pain but he doesn't care that it hurts. The two continue to fuck all night until they wake up the next day at noon naked and in each other's arms.
Gendry: "Fuck Margery."
Tommen: "What?"
Gendry: "I want you Tommen. And anyone who tries to stop us can face my hammer."
>Tommen smiled. He was truly in love.

>>85475469
When all your rulers are fucking insane you tend to keep your head down and just mind your own business.

What would they need to do to keep this series interesting?

I'm thinking Cersei needs to kill off a major major character like Tyrion or Daenerys.

>>85475617
>Gendry offers Tommen his tight pink nubile anus
>Tommen accepts

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THE ONLY GOOD THING WAS WOMEN GET KILL AND THEY GET MAD LOL HURRR

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>>85475635
>you tend to keep your head down and just mind your own business.
hmmm no sweetie

>>85475569
>Great costumes
Not as good as they were in the first two seasons but ok I'll give you this one they're still pretty great
>excellent lighting
no one gives a shit what a meme
>special effects
they save all the cg stuff for the last couple episodes and I'm pretty sure there wasn't any in the Waif Chase ep
>top-notch actors
lmao
Lena Heady is the only actor left who is more than mediocre and not phoning it in
>well-executed jib and dolly moves
what did he mean by this?
>great music
It really isn't used as well anymore

>>85475597
Literally everyone is a better alternative to Dany.

Bitch has been handed everything on a silver platter and hasn't done shit to deserve any of the things she has now.

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BASED EURON WORKING THE SNAKES

reminder dd browse /got/

>>85475532
Yeah, but septons, through the eyes of common people, were like their saviors, "the poor against the rich power"

>>85475667
I AM THE MOTHER OF DRAGONS XDDD YOULL BURN XDDD

>>385201201

>>85475594
Not really, most people would agree that was one of if not the worst episodes of the show and only give it higher because they like the show in general and don't want meme kiddies attacking them for giving it a low rating

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Does GoT have the worst fan base?

>>85475609
ONE ON ONE WITH DA UNDERTAKER

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>>85475666
>excellent lighting
>no one gives a shit what a meme
>well-executed jib and dolly moves
>what did he mean by this?

just stop posting

>>85475717
ONE ON ONE WITH DA MOUNTAIN

>>85475681
And they got completely blown the fuck out in a single strike.

Regardless it's not the common people that matter anyway. It's much more aggravating that all the lords were just ok with Cercei becoming Queen

>>85475715
Breaking Bad is worse

>>85475569
>Great costumes
everything is grey and dull, opposed to the book and the period this piece tries to represent, so completely insufficient in this department.
>excellent lighting
there is no complexity in the lightning. an amateur could do the same lightning the show uses.
>top-notch actors
ah yes, I do like the stoic khaleesi, the broody lonely hero jon and the ham it up witty dwarf, not to mention the completely deranged villain of the season eurio
the bad acting detracts complexity to the characters and contributes to the feeling of superficiality that this series has since season five.
>well-executed jib and dolly moves
film school tier
>great music
it's well produced but the way it's used any generic hollywood soundtrack could fit as nicely.

>>85475715
To five for sure.

Will jonny snow bend the knee to daenegryss?

>>85475663
Trump doesn't go around burning people for shits and giggles honeycakes.

>>85475715
Burlington Bar is an absolute goldmine though

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>>85473122
Imagine being Manlet Kit feels this season. Not only do you have to fuck Jew Macfarlane's used goods past her prime, but you also have to completely play her boy toy (Pet Northner) for the rest of the series.

>>85475741
Do you want to know? Because I know the whole season's plot.

>>85475667
fuck you. she was a beggar orphan for most of her entire life

>>85475667
Dany is by far the best character in Game Of Thrones. She is strong and interdependent. She came from nothing and endured the harshest environment. The fact the load of people hate her is telling. Just proves she is a role model.

>>85475709
>Imdb gave that episode a 8.3
>Rotten tomatoes gave it 87%

b-b-b-but 1/10 is not contrarian guise, I swear..

>>85475163
what?

>>85475715
Oh God I forgot about that Emergency Awesome guy

>>85475759
Ummm no she wasn't sweetie

>>85475734
Not even close.

BB fanbase only got really big in season 5 and even at its highest it wasn't even that bad like Game of Thrones' fanbase.

>>85475780
A lot of people hate Hitler, is he a role model?

No, fuck off, you absolute idiot.

>>85475789
The show has such a huge following that whatever they'd release it would still be rated highly.

>>85475757
Why would you do that to yourself?

>>85475715
Oh God I forgot about that Emergency Awesome guy
What a cringy, repulsive creature

>>85475801
>Taking the bait this hard

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>I will burn everyone who does not obey me
>I am not like the Mad King
What did Kelly C mean by this?

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>>85475801
is this a serious question?

Whatever happened to that cringy aftershow?

>>85475797
Hello Youtubers, It's Charlie, check out my TOP 10 WTF moments

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Cast him, /got/

>>85475798
Umm she was honey buns

>>85475789
normies that invested 60 hours watching it and who knows how many commenting it with friends can't accept they've wasted their time on a suboptimal product

meanwhile
>it's just tits and dragons

>>85475569
Music, camera shit, special effects, etc. are all great I agree. Costumes often look good but aren't used well if you get what I mean. Acting is a mixed bag IMO. Lots of good performances from supporting cast but most of the child/younger actors who play lead roles turned out poorly.

>>85475797
He's fat and autistic, and he never knows what in the fuck he's talking about. It's like he's watched the show once and only has vague memories of what happened in previous episodes. Literally deserves to be shot and killed more than even pewdiepie.

>>85475825
It's been scientifically proven that spoilers increase your enjoyment of a TV Show/Movie.

Regardless of the science, I can verify I like knowing what happens before it happens.

>>85475850
Orson Lannister

>>85475862
that's like saying the Sopranos is just gabagool and wops

>>85475789
You do realize that whether or not someone is being a "contrarian" depends highly on the community where he declares his opinions right?

Like some guy saying "I hate niggers" at a BLM reunion is a contrarian, but someone saying "I love black people!" at a KKK meeting is also being a contrarian?

There's no universal opinion that makes you a contrarian should you ever disagree with. It all depends on the community. Saying you hate Sansa here is pretty much the norm, but saying you hate Sansa on tumblr makes you a contrarian.

And in the same way, saying an episode was shit here is often the norm, and saying it on normie places would make you a contrarian.

Plus, this being said, I don't give a fuck what people rank the episode, and what ridiculous amount of money was poured into retarded fucking scenes like the Arya Parkour one; It's still shit.

>>85475869
>pewdiepie
This is a comparison out of 2014 friendo. He's fine now

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Does this have potential or should I just delete this?

>>85475850
Gerion Lannister returning alive from the Smoking Sea

>>85475907
DELET THIS

>>85475869
>It's like he's watched the show once and only has vague memories of what happened in previous episodes.
so basically like 90% of the fanbase.

>>85474979
fuck off normie faggot

>>85475257
She's pretty evil but in comparison to Dany, she's a fucking saint.

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>>85475903
>depends highly on the community

Oh I agree completely, that's why the most active general on /tv/ wouldn't be so if the episodes were really 1/10

>>85475907
really falls off at the last three lines there

>>85475907
delete it and delete yourself as well, fucking faggot. only thing worse than fanfic is gay fanfic.

>>85475907

next level warging

>>85475902
no, not really. Surely there were people watching it exclusively because it was a mafia story (which in itself is already better than to watch it exclusively because it is a fantasy story), but the complexity of the sopranos is way above anything in got and in most of asoiaf

>>85475262
Crashing this plot with no survivors

>>85475954
What the fuck are you talking about? Danaerys has principles and an actual moral code, Cersei is one of the worst humans on the show. You're retarded.

>>85475967
Yeah Jon's reply is really homo

>>85473329
lol is this cut up or is the editing and fight choreography really that bad in got

>>85475869
>implying pewds isnt redpilled now
he literally made a vid the other day of himself drawing pics like CNN autistic screeching and pepe

>>85475987
>Danaerys has principles and an actual moral code
no, she doesn't

She's an insane incest-born maniac like every other Targ fucking shit.

>>85475906
t. grew up watching pewdiepie

it's fine to be a retard when you're young

>>85475987
>>an actual moral code
>yeah i'm just going to execute all this slave masters in a very painful fashion because they're evil and they killed people
Quite some moral code indeed

>>85475987
>reunite 3 random guys in a room
>pick one randomly and feed him to her dragons
>force the second one to marry her
>doesn't really do anything with the 3rd one

Great moral code and principles.

>>85476009
sounds like quite the epic memer. what's his twitter so i can follow him?

>>85475985
Yes, I agree, I'm just trivializing The Sopranos the same way you did GoT with ''muh tits and muh dragons'' and the same way you could do with any show

>>85476035
but it wasn't me who did it, it was Ian McShane

>>85473154
Can I get a quick source on the last photo

>>85476021
>>85476025
She killed slave owners, neckbeards.

>>85475987

t. reddit

>>85476021
They were asking for it when they left crucified slaves on the trail

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>>85476097
>slavery
>not being morally justified
Commies strike again

>>85476130
implying you can justify morality

>>85476097
In very cruel ways, yes.

She also threatens to have her dragons burn someone or eat them alive every other episode.

And do any of those actions ever benefit the people as a whole? No. Quite often it has the opposite effect.

So much better than Cercei.

>>85475154
>you
>in charge of cropping

>>85476149
>justifying that you can't imply morality

>>85476130
le_spook_man.exe

>invite Snow to Dragonstone to xx
>and bend da knee
Does she know nothing about the history of his house

>>85473154
>No house Dayne

shiggy

>>85476163
Slave owners deserve to die in the slowest, most painful way imaginable. There's no cultural relativist argument that justifies it either, because the evil of slave ownership is obvious from just fundamental empathy; there's no cultural element to it. She's righteous, not evil.

>>85476163
They're both shit

AZOR EURON

>>85476163
>And do any of those actions ever benefit the people as a whole? No. Quite often it has the opposite effect.

The difference being that Dany has good intentions, of course things won't always go her way since she isn't a Mary Sue

>>85476097
But that was their way of life. Did you not see how some of the slaves were wrought with despair after their way of lives was taken from them? You can't focus on one small part of the issue and ignore everything else.

>>85473564
How is this effect done/called? I've seen it a million times recently on youtube.

>>85476207
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
*pauses for breath*
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHahahah
fucking normalfags hahaha

>characters in-universe start to refer to events using fan-created terms

>Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding!!!
>Jon Snow won the Battle of the Bastards!!
>I've seen the Night King!!!!

really triggers me

>>85476201
Clearly not because Tyrion and Varys had to explain her literally everything in Episode 2.

You'd think she'd have brushed up on the history of the houses and who's currently in power during the sea voyage but nope.

Incompetent cunt.

>>85476226
that's maisie williams you cunt

>>85476207
Yup, that's why slavery is outlawed in westeros. Ned was going to execute jorah for being a slave trader.

>>85476220
>But that was their way of life
You can say the same about slavery in the US, house niggers were very well treated, doesn't mean Slavery was good

>Targaryen+Dornish shitskin=Aryan child
>Targaryen+Northern snownigger=Hispanic looking man
R+L=J debunked

>>85476235
I highly doubt you were laughing when you typed all that out

>>85476242
>Red Wedding
>Fan created term
>"I am not seeing the body, no, Your Kingliness," said Salladhor Saan. "Yet in the city, the lions prance and dance. The Red Wedding, the smallfolk are calling it. They swear Lord Frey had the boy's head hacked off, sewed the head of his direwolf in its place, and nailed a crown about his ears. His lady mother was slain as well, and thrown naked in the river."

>>85476215
>Dany has good intentions
Maybe in the beginning but now it's all about muh power muh birthright

She completely messed up an entire continent and now she just fucks off to Westeros and leaves a mercenary in charge.

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I hoped for Arya having pitty sex with Hot Pie.

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>>85476207

>>85475873
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85476244
If Tyrion hadn't diplomacied up her words in the letter then Westeros might have been fucked, because Jon probably wouldn't have gone to a Targ that murdered two of his ancestors after exactly the same request

>>85476314
He wouldn't have gone without the need of dragonglass

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>>85476298
Arya x Hotpie fanfic???

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>>85476298
He already gave her a hot creampie.

>>85476298
More like Hot Pie having pity sex with Arya.

>>85476314
he would have gone anyway because characters serve not to tell a story but to create scenes with high emotional impact, or like some idiot says "to feel rewarded for watching all this time the show"

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Leaked screencap of Arya gloating after killing Littlefinger.

>>85476349
You know hotpie got a big ol' dick

>>85476362
The same people who don't watch Lindelof tv shows

>>85476385
under all that fat, who the fuck knows?

>>85475752
nah dany will fuck it up somehow and die. She's just too obsessed with being the mother of dragons and destroying everything and burning people alive. Jon will be the one that wins HBO© Game of Thrones™.

>>85476298
>>85476349
This.
But in all seriousness, Arya's character is all over the place.
>merciless indiscriminate murder machine
>happily laughing and shooting shit with enemy soldiers
>so dead inside she doesn't give a shit about her old friend
What is even her character at this point?

>>85476406
>What is even her character at this point?
Do I really need to say it?
QUEEN
SLAY

>>85476242
>Red Wedding or Battle of the Bastards fan-created
kys

>>85473443
Brienne is pointless now but they can't kill her off because she's a strong empowered woman. They'll kill off at least 3 main manly characters before Brienne.

>>85476412
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS YOU GO GIRL

WERK IT

>>85476406
>indiscriminate

When has she murdered someone who wasn't human garbage?

>>85476425
A Knight is never pointless on a medieval show

>>85475873
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85476226
oi don't be sexist mate, haha very funny "Maisie is so ugly she must have some sort of special effect on her to make her look that way" well guess what, buddy that's just how she looks and if you can't handle that you don't deserve her.

>>85476406
It's hard to be one person when everything in your life keeps changing. You could say she is emotionally imbalanced.

>>85476425
They killed off two strong, empowered women and condemned two others to turture and death in the last episode, anon

>>85475873
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85476097
No, she killed 1 slave owner randomly, then forced the second one randomly to marry her, and did nothing to the third.

Do I need to make my point again so you retarded brain gets it?

>>85475873
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85476283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HNhZe3uQ0s

>>85475873
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85476453
exactly. No way would they do that again. I'll bet that somehow Euron gets BTFO by a strong empowered lady later down the line. It will be pottery for how he treated everyone's favorite sneks

NEW

>>85476494
>>85476494
>>85476494

>>85475469
no action? what about jamie's disapproval look/

>>85476491
did you hurt your back moving those goal posts?

>>85476491
Who likes the sandsnakes?

Even the people Reddit hate them.

>>85476478
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdGPNdoxpt

>IS IT JUST ANOTHER SHOAH
oy vey

>>85476453
Despite of what /got/ claims, normies and tumblr didn't Yaaas Queen the Sand Snakes, they did for Brianne.

>>85475733
>It's much more aggravating that all the lords were just ok with Cercei becoming Queen
You wot
Most of the realm seceded and when you see Cersei adressing the lords about Dany, the room is pretty much empty

>>85476515
I was being entirely sacastic my dude

>>85474998
>> Sam removing the scales to some guy scooping food out of his bowl was pretty kino

Best scene this season. Sam finally has grew some balls.

>inb4 stealing his father sword

I was laughing so hard at Mormont screaming in pain, then Sam tries to cut faster. Pure gold

>>85475873
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>85473154


Tbh this. Farwynd knows of Asshai and has accepted the Merling King and Sea Lion of the Night as his true overlords

>>85476203

>pretending to be too retarded to read

b8

>>85475257
You are supposed to hate blonde white women

>anyone wanting to kill Euron

His flawless delivery of "BIG COCK" every scene is too good to get rid of. I thought he was miscast at first but the COME KISS YOUR UNCLE'S COCK line convinced me he's great.

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First of her cake, breaker of diets, muncher of dragons, eater of pie, queen of burgers and the first snacks. Caloreesi.

>>85473200
dear god literal seasonal rot

its only been 7 years and shes 30 wtf looks like 40