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>>85472760
Parker

I liked him

But seriously why the fuck was flash some fat indian fucking manlet?

Also no 15 year old would ever ditch a chance to fuck a stacy to go fight her dad, i don't care if you are spider-man.

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Why was his first question when he saw spider-man "do you know Peter Parker?"

>>85472897
to catch him lying
Poojeet is probably gay for him

>>85472897
Was this AFTER Peter's friend dropped the deets and said Peter had met him, working for Tony Stark? I don't remember Flash asking, honestly.

>>85472822
Raimi warning the audience that if white people don't stay in school, the pajeets will take all the good jobs and women

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>bit of shit tier banter is now considered bullying in this day & age

>>85472822
He is Guatemalan you nigger

>>85473028
He insulted him a little bit

>>85472847
Maybe he just has really insane bloodlust.

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I like him because he loves spiderman but hates peter

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>my girlfriend wanted to watch a film and asked for something funny and stupid
>"I know just the thing", I said while entering "spider" into Putlocker
>had to turn the film off less than half way because it was too stupid and not funny enough

>>85473028
>shit tier banter
>embarassed in front of the whole school and the girl he likes at least two different times.

>>85473028
Flash's entire character arc was getting a crowd to chant penis parker and he was my favorite part of it.

>>85473172
>Aroma

>>85473028
Because obviously they can't show a non-white character doing something wrong.

It's 2017, get with the times.

>>85472897
Cause peter said he knew Spiderman.

>>85473081
He looks like a pajeet.

>>85472988
Elevater scene. After Peter falls down the shaft.
>inb4 I gotta shaft he can fall down.

>>85473172
giv code

>>85473172
Amazing Spider-Man did it better desu

>penis parker
>he is in the car tho
>he is the poo in loo who are notorious sodomites

what did they mean by this

>>85473028
Honestly they should hire the writers of the inbetweeners to do the insults

>>85474227
ARM-354

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>>85475106

>>85472933
>>85473569
What I mean is why did the first thing that came to his mind after seeing a superhero is to ask him about the kid he bullies.

>>85473374
>that pic

*sigh...*
This isn't /pol/

>>85472737
>poo flash
Goyim, yes.

>>85472737
>Hey, Penis Parker. Why don't you park your penis in my butt? Haha, you'd like that wouldn't you, faggot?

>B-but, Flash, that'd make you gay too.

>Sh-shut up, homo! Can you believe this guy? He's just cruising for a verbal bruising!

>>85475708

It's literally related to the fucking shit of a film we are discussing here.

>>85475708
>*sigh...*
It's not gaiaonline either

>>85472847
Well he's a fag so it makes sense

>>85472737
Just finished the movie. Was this guy supposed to be the new Harry Osborn?

>>85478144
No, he's Flash. Didn't you ever watch the cartoon on Fox Kids?

>>85478231
No Canadian channels where I'm from desu

lol Is this really the line?
Wtf I love Pajeet the bully now.

>>85472847
Ya know something now that I think about it vulture would have been "out of town" and the mom seemed to like Pete enough he definitely could have gone back to her place and hit

>>85472737
will he start a Spiderman fanclub on the sequel? He has the money

>>85473172
dude I gotta go to work