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ESME BIANCO

>>85469609
First for fuck the directors

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>>85469609
who here is /Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons/

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>Barristan died an ignoble death and we lost this scene just so D&D could ensure only cripples and women surrounded Dany.

>>85467713 → #

Previous thread

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>>85468422


After Benjen Stark drops Meera and Bran off at Craster's Keep, they decide to take a break for the night, before continuing the long journey back to the wall.

>Meera positions Bran laying down on his back in front of the fire place and gets a fire going
Bran: "It's a good thing that those people that took us captive all died so that we have plenty of food and supplies."
Meera: "I just want to make sure you're safe Brandon. Do you need anything to eat? Are you thirsty?"
Bran: "Just a little cold is all."
>Meera crawls down next to Bran, laying on her side cuddling Bran
Meera: "Anything else I can do for my handsome lord?"
>Meera takes her hand and starts rubbing Bran's chest and stomach, occasionally letting her hand go low enough to reach his crotch area
Bran: "Th..that's fine Meera..."
Meera: "Are you still cold?"
Bran: "N..no I'm fine thanks."
Meera: "You look like there's something bothering you. Tell me how I can help."
>Meera is now rubbing his cock full on
Bran: "Per..perhaps you cou_"
Meera: "Shhhhh... I know exactly what you want."
>Meera gets up and sits on top of Bran. She begins to take off her shirt and reveal her breasts
Bran: "W..wow... Meera..."
>Meera bends her head down and begins kissing Bran on the top of his head, so that her breasts fall down on each side of his neck. She starts to kiss Bran on his lips, while taking off his shirt, and continuing to kiss down his body
>Once Meera makes it to his cock, she looks up at Bran smiling as she starts to unfasten Bran's pants
Meera: "Don't worry, I know the perfect place to keep this warm."
>Meera takes off her pants and slides his long Stark cock into her warm and wet virgin pussy. They fuck all night and decide to spend another day at Craster's Keep before moving on back to the wall

>>85469804
Oh fuck, completely forgot the fucking warging

So when's blackfish coming back?

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Fertile seed

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Shameless fucks really will peddle anything won't they...

>>85469903
master merchants

>>85469804
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>85469829
SEQUEL

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>>85469896

HNNGGH

>>85469896
She gets my dick diamonds.

>>85469804
oh yes very well done lad

>>85469804
Write something involving Arya Stark and Walder Frey (assuming the assassination had failed)

>>85469920
What if Bran decides to warg into a direwolf because white girls love to fuck dogs?

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Best Girl coming thru

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Reminder:

>Three different characters in three different parts of the world confirm that Ned and Ashara had a relationship
>Jon doesn't have any trace of Targaryen in his looks
>Ned wasn't betrothed to Catelyn at the time of the tourney at Harrenhal

dispute any of this
>protip: you can't

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FIRST FOR INNOCENCE AND PURITY

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>>85469829

Bran could have warged into Meera already and planted the seeds of sex in her head. She was played like a damn fiddle

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>>85469698
Me

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>>85469971
I've got this weird one

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Varys is back in business

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>>85469896
Margaery strides into Cersei's chambers completely unsuspecting.

"How kind of you to invite me to tea, Your Grace."

"Indeed. Please sit down, daughter. We have much to discuss."

"Much indeed. I know that Tommen loves us both, and it is important for us to love each other."

"All who are loyal to the king should love each other. It is so much easier to deal with traitors that way."

Margaery takes a sip of the tea. "Fit for a queen, truly. I've never tasted it before."

"I am glad it pleases you. Tell me, where else do you find pleasure, little rose?"

"Riding with my ladies," she said happily, "In the streets with the smallfolk, in the forest with my hawks. With my brother. And with the king. Him, most of all."

"That's a lot of places to find pleasure. Tell me, did you begin to commit fornication before you married my son, or after?"

"What?"

"You heard me. When!?"

"I never -!"

"Liar!" Cersei screams, throwing the teakettle to spray its hot contents all over Margaery's dress before shattering on the floor. Margaery screams and moves to flee. Cersei nods to Ser Osmund and Ser Boros. They know what to do.

Ser Boros grabs the little rose and twists her hands behind her back, and Ser Osmund rips her gown and smallclothes off in a short series of unceremonious tears. Margaery gasps in shock as her eyes go wide with horror. Cersei smiles dangerously. She's going to enjoy this.

"Bind her," she commands them, and her trusty thugs in white cloaks drag the little queen to the bed and chain her hands and feet to the posts, so that she is spread-eagle with very little room for maneuver.

>>85469983
His Direwolf is white though, unlike the others.

He also pets Drogon in this season, according to the confirmed spoilers.

So, get fucked you skrub.

>Jon Arryn had been shooting blanks his entire life
>Lysa suddenly finally manages to become pregnant while in King's Landing once she's reunited with Littlefinger
>She'd been wanting his dick for years, he almost certainly gave it to her at least once
>Sweetrobin is small, sicky and frail, just like LF was as a child
>Parents are blond and redheaded, but Sweetrobin's hair is brown - like Littlefinger's
>Littlefinger seems especially disgusted with Sweetrobin's sickness and behaviour in the books, like a "is this really my fucking son?" reaction
>Jon Arryn discovering Robert's children weren't his but failing to realise his own son wasn't his is maximum poetry

Littlefinger is Sweetrobin's real father, prove me wrong

>>85469973
Summer x Meera is some of the most patrician shit I've ever heard

>tfw Jaime nearly gets to kill Danny

If he actually succeeded I would fucking rate this show as the GOAT

>>85470045
not yet, after tyrion and varys realize who they are backing, he will be back

>>85469896
Her tits looked so good in this top

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>>85469983

>ignoring the whole show reveal that Jon is Lyanna's son

Pro tip, stop trying to use shit bait.

>>85470054
show=/= book

show is literal and unironical fanfiction. Same level than Sonic The ColdSteel

>>85470061
hmmmm.....

Would baelish kill his own son to secure the north and the riverlands? Interesting question.

>>85470108
>show reveal
Ajajajajajajaja

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>mfw Meera and Ros cucks think they can compete with poosey

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Someone asked for a template in the earlier thread so I'm reposting it

>>85470117
in the books? no

>>85470152
>Next episode is the last we'll see of BASED TYENE
Why live?

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>tfw too intelligent to believe R+L=J is book canon

>>85469804
>Implying Bran can get it up

>>85470117
>Littlefinger
>Not gladly kinslaying to climb the laddah

>>85470171
Why wouldn't he?

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>>85470050
>Tell me, did you begin to commit fornication before you married my son, or after?"

>torturing the English language this hard

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>>85469804
>>85469829
If Bran wargs Hodor and has him fuck Meera, is he a cuckold or is it a threesome?

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>>85469983
>>85469983

>ignoring Jon is Lyanna's daughter by tower of joy reveal

This is the shittiest of shit bait

>>85470199
>Why wouldn't he?
Because he would have done that already. He is the warden and had no hesitation to kill the kid's mom.

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>>85470199
CHAOSH

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>>85469642
RIDE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT

>>85470219
>showfags
Damn I just vomited in my mouth

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>>85470218

In that scenario I'd say Hodor is nothing more than a sex toy. It's no different than wearing one of those cock strap-on things that give you a huge dick and let you go 5ever. Pic related.

>>85470219
no autism, pls

>>85470223
He has to make it look natural though, which is why he's having the Maester slowly poison him with sweetsleep. If Sweetrobin dies suddenly not long after Lysa's unexpected death, people will suspect Littlefinger.

>>85470253
do you actually feel anything with this on

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Why does she look so happy?

>>85469642
>>85470244
I would allow her to have sex with me.

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>>85470247

>ignoring that GRRM literally talked to DnD about plot points for the future since he knew the show was passing the books, so R+L=J is confirmed

Fucking retard

>>85470253
>theons_new_groove.png

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>>85470316
She'd thank you in the morning

>>85470274
Huh, you might be right. I don't know why I got the feeling he wasn't trying to kill him though, its been a while since I read the books.

I'm sure he suspects its his son, if he was his son, why would he kill him? He is already loyalty.

>>85470322
>showfags
Damn I just peed myself laughing

>>85469983
>Jon doesn't have any trace of Targaryen in his looks
Besides the exact same unnatural crinkle to their hair

Ashara was obviously one of GRRM's many red herrings. Like... the show already confirmed Jon is Rhegar's kid

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>>85470290

I haven't ever used one myself so I can only guess, but I imagine no. I think it's more for guys whose girl occasionally wants a little more oomf, and/or guys who want to last a little longer.

>>85470312
because she knows Euron's bad dick is going into her bad poosy

>>85470325
kek

>>85470322
GRRM said things would be different in his books, he hates the show. The only thing 100% that won't change is the HODOR shit.

>>85469983
But Ned was a beta

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>>85470345
>the show

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It's the time /got/ tell me whats the one character you regret the most that the show skiped over?

>>85470351
u wut m8

she is already at cersei's place there, if he didn't fuck her by then he fucked up

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>2016+1
>still believing R+L=J is book canon

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>>85470164
I didn't ask for it but I did make use of it

>>85470376
Victarion

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>>85470388

R+L=J+M you fucking mong

>>85470376
PATCHFACE
THE FINAL BOSS

UNDER THE SEA THERE IS A KINGDOM

>>85470388
MFW grrm dies before a dream and show is cannon forever

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Best character coming through

>>85470376
>whats the one character you regret the most that the show skiped over?
The Harlaws

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why is no one talking about the scene where YASSSS QUEEN SLAYYYY talks with melisandre about gender identities?

>>85470312
She just got her bad poosy filled by Euron "big cock" Greyjoy

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>>85470415

POD THE ROD!

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REMINDER THAT YOUNG GRIFF WILL BE INTRODUCED NEXT SEASON WHEN EURON GOES TO PICK UP THE GOLDEN COMPANY FOR CERCIE AND WILL SAVE US FROM THIS SHITSHOW

>>85470415
>Tri-Pod stuck in the North where his sexual talents are of no use to anyone
FUCK D&D

>>85470415
So is his incredible sexual prowess still going to be relevant in some way?

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Why do I have so much Bran erotica?

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>>85469698

>>85469540
Nice
>>85470030
>Gives the Sands to the Mountain
>Kills Dany's children like she did her own
Not nice

>>85470376
Victarion. Special mentions to Darkstar, Aegon, and Skahaz mo Kandaq.

>>85470427
Go back and read the pile of threads dedicated solely to the subject then, dumb frogposter

>>85470439
Who will play him?

>>85470460
why not?

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COME WITH ME AND TAKE THIS CITY

>>85470427
Because it's a red herring, and Jon is still the Prince that Was Promised, anyone with even a semblance of brain knows this.

>>85470356
Hodor will probably die holding a door, but I don't think it'll play out as retardedly as it did in the show, with a fucking jihadi tree-person and shit like that. Bran's visions are obviously going to be different, since he can only look through weir-trees. I figure he's going to see Rhaegar and Lyanna having a Northern-style wedding in front of a tree, instead of the fight. No idea how he's going to get in contact with the great other with that set-up, so that might be entirely different as well and more convoluted than "lol he touched me".

Which, really, means it'll change. Maybe the moment will actually have an emotional impact instead of being laughable.

>>85470331
Because Robin's another Joffrey waiting to happen, and even Tywin couldn't control Joffrey

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>>85470376
>>85470406

Patchface fucking amen.

Also, Strong Belwas

>>85470460
so uh why?

>>85470518
My fucking nigga

Under the sea the old fish eat the young fish. Up here the young fish teach the old fish.[

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>>85470505

>>85470507
>No idea how he's going to get in contact with the great other with that set-up, so that might be entirely different as well and more convoluted than "lol he touched me".

maybe it'll be revealed that the Others are warging into the weirwood too and they mark Bran through that connection rather than from a physical one.

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>>85470480

A new CLEGANEBOWL meme? Truly it is an auspicious day.

>>85470427
Because that was pretty much fucking stated outright the first time it was ever brought up
>in the fucking books

>>85470376
Patchface. Should have had him babbling in the background so that you'll only realise he's predicting shit when rewatching.

>>85470376
Aegon, and only because this show seriously needs more male contenders instead of being a pussy fest

>>85470485
i will

>>85470568
Like the fool in King Lear. I like it

>>85470548
I don't want the Cleganebowl. I just want the Hound to find peace.

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>>85470528
Not really sure

>>85470588
I just want the Hound to FUCK Sansa

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>no Young Griff in the show
Fuck D&D.

>>85470376
It's a toss-up between Patchface, Victarion and Belwas

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The King Who Cared

>>85470445
he's gonna slay the queen

>>85470376
sauron

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>>85470610
Sansa is busy fucking Davos tho

For real though how credible is D+D= T? Hodor's origin story shows that time isn't strictly linear. The maegi says that only life pays for death, thus joanna dying to give birth to tyrion. Tyrion's always been obsessed with dragons and is somewhat of a pyromaniac.

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>>85470621
The one true king.
>It is not a question of wanting. The throne is mine, as Robert's heir. That is law. After me, it must pass to my daughter, unless Selyse should finally give me a son. I am king. Wants do not enter into it. I have a duty to my daughter. To the realm. Even to Robert. He loved me but little, I know, yet he was my brother. The Lannister woman gave him horns and made a motley fool of him. She may have murdered him as well, as she murdered Jon Arryn and Ned Stark. For such crimes there must be justice. Starting with Cersei and her abominations. But only starting. I mean to scour that court clean. As Robert should have done after the Trident.

>>85470469
>goldstein

U went too far.

>>85470376
Victarion because of how simple he was
>I will sail the grass sea
>You're a retard
>Crushes the guy's throat

>>85470108
the "show reveal" is an obvious fake out

>>85470676
You gotta write some Arya/Hound my dude

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You now remember that season 1 was actually good and we are just watching a flow of diarrhea now.

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>Bran has had ONE line in the entire season so far

>>85470543
It'd be a pretty weird turn of events if they can warg in as well, but then so was him just seeing Bran. Maybe there's just nothing like that and all that's needed is for an actual Other to show up to break the spell keeping them safe from corpses. They've just never bothered before because they didn't think old three-eyes was a threat, contained as he was.

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>>85470724

I know this show has always had a feminist angle, but it seems like they're REALLY amping it up this season.

Why? Are D&D just going full turbo cuck? Or are they trying to make up for all the brutal rapes depicted in earlier seasons?

>inb4 was it rape

>>85470735
Where is the budget even going? We don't get to see cities or castles. Only rooms.

>>85470735

throwback to when Bran was a cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWhU8Prah0s

>>85470614
>Blackfyre
>Illyrio's son
Both true. Illyrio's wife who died of greyscale was the last Blackfyre, and Young Griff is their son
>Illyrio promised his wife on her deathbed that he'd give their son his birthright
>Tyrion finds a chest of fancy clothes meant for a child in Illyrio's mansion
>Illyrio sends Young Griff some gifts along with Tyrion, and looks sad as they depart

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>>85470724
Thing I miss most about S1 was the fact that it had color

Now it all has some shit filter over it because the show is DARK and DREARY and that makes colors WASHED OUT and MUTED

THANKS DABID

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>>85470735
>And the worst character of the year goes to...

>>85470145
I mean I would be stoked if the Book & show totally go off in alternate timelines at the winds of winter

But GRRM is way to lazy for that

>Night's King attacks Euron and tries to raise him
>Euron is somehow still walking
>Night's King is shocked
>What is dead may never die
>Euron axes Night's King with his axe

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>>85470376
;-;

>>85470769
I was expecting it in gookspeak

>>85470776
DUDE YOU WOULDNT KNOW IF THINGS WERE BAD IF WE DONT GRADE THE SHIT OUT OF COLORS

>>85470760
Works for views,they're just money hungry kikes.

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>>85470782
Sandra?

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>>85470376
Varys

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this is good soup

>>85470588
>implying he won't achieve peace through Cleganebowl

Until he's faced his fears no man can know peace. He will need to face his fear of fire to destroy his brother, thus finally moving past his childhood trauma. Then he can move on to a different life.

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>>85470117
No. LF probably has never really loved anyone in his life, and the one time he does love causes his downfall. Maximum poetry.

Rationally he should, given the choice. It isn't like he would ever like a retarded child, having relied on his own intelligence for so long. But love isn't rational.

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>>85470764
to episode 4, and more importantly, episode 6

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>>85470724
All those characters wasted, thrown out with the bathwater so quickly. Look at what we have left now, an absolute madman.

>>85470427
>YASSSS

As someone who stays away from social media, I just found out about this retarded shit last week. Why do people say that for instead of yes? It seems like everyone is saying it now.

Is it only faggots and basic bitches who do it?

>>85470445
After LF tries to rape Sansa, she'll remember Pod's father was once the headsmen for King Robert and call him in to rape LF to death.

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>>85470802
Any second now anon! can't you all the hints!

mfw all the people that kept waiting even 2 seasons after the red wedding.

>>85470588
He will find peace. As soon as he murders his zombie brother

>>85470802
the show has ZERO world building though. She only works because the books showed us the life of the commoners in Brienne and Jaime's chapters.

Something the show never even touched, the show only cares about kings fighting kings. She deserves better than this show we got, because she works nice in a grimdark atmosphere, like the one we have in the books.

>>85470857
it's another term spammed everywhere for everything by millennials and Gen-Z faggots

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>>85470809
>bran, who has not had a real warm meal, a change of clothes, or a bed to sleep on in 5 years, never got a "this is good soup" scene

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>Tfw Euron at the end blows so many roasties straight to hell
>It isn't even done in a tasteful way that would at least make the Tumblr whales somewhat satisfied

I absolutely loved that final scene. You have a bunch of degenerate bisexuals and lesbian TRONK WOMYN sitting in a boat about to rub roasties, then suddenly this straight white CIS male comes crashing down on their boat and kills them all, with the balless male feminist jumping overboard.

Won my respect, although I bet next episode he'll get his balls cut off infront of the camera with a bunch of women laughing at him.

>>85470946
meant for>>85470813

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All bend the knee for His Grace, Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Servant of the Lord of Light, and Protector of the Realm.

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>>85470691
>Stannis died
>so we could have more of THIS

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>>85470704
People hang shit on Victarion for that, but it wasn't that bad of a mistake. That is being ignorant, not stupid. No one ever told him the Dothraki sea is not a body of water. He is surprisingly poetic at times.
>Words are wind, and the only good wind is that which fills our sails
>The most beautiful woman in the world has urgent need of my axe.
> "The dragon queen frees slaves and so do I," he proclaimed.
>On wings of song I fly to you, Daenerys, the iron captain thought.
>Two gods are with me now...No foe can stand before two gods.

>>85470958
>Won my respect, although I bet next episode he'll get his balls cut off infront of the camera with a bunch of women laughing at him.
Nah, he is fine until next season

>>85470958
Why are you so afraid of women, anon?

>>85470061
Why would I try to prove you wrong when it's obviously true?

You forgot:
>Littlefinger's insignia is a bird
>Jon's nickname is Sweet robin, as in the bird, because his mother could not name him directly after Petyr

>>85470760
Okay, so I can explain, because my brain makes stupid connections and is very logical.

D&D and HBO didn't predict the popularity of the show, they know it's a fantasy show with brutal elements meaning male viewership would be high, they did not expect the amount of female viewership, and now rely on feminism to keep the females around.

Now the question of this is if D&D believe in the feminist shit themselves, or that they know their pandering just for money.

I also have heard from various sources that the execs at HBO want feminist shit in here and have complained about not enough females in fighting scenes (Not confirmed by a legitimate source though.)

So if this is true it's out of D&D's hands.

This would explain why Jon started arming the women are children to fight the White walkers.

You can see the tone of the show shifting after season 4.

>>85471010
Why are you feminist?

Cersei dies of a miscarriage

Jamie is now the Queenslayer

'cause he killed her with his dick

>>85470813
for you

>>85471040
>next season he comes back dressed like a tranny

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>>85469804

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>>85470958
It was so fucking blunt and bountiful that it was downright hilarious, so much fun.

Too bad it only be wasted into having him be killed by Brienne or something like that.

>>85470924
I'm from Scotland, people have said this for decades, and it makes sense because we use a lot of slang in our day to day, no idea it have become a meme or something.

It's literally just us saying "YES!" when we're excited for shit, and isn't a retarded female thing.

I have no idea how it spread to the U.S. though.

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>>85471040
>PEENSLAYER!

>>85471018
>>Jon's nickname is Sweet robin
Well, if we're just making shit up...

>>85471065
D&D is too shit for that, he is gonna die ironically

so if he rapes yara, he will die raped by yara or something like that. Maybe theon kills him in some ironic way. D&D can't make non-ironic deaths anymore.

>>85470857
Why do people on here say kek instead of lol, or why do we even say either instead of voicing our pleasure in a proper way? The way words memetically transform on the internet is retarded, that's why.

>>85471038
oh sweetie

bless your heart

>>85470946
how do brans clothes still fit? hes been wearing the same clothes since season 2

>>85470857
White women stole it from gay men who stole it from black women

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>>85470996
>you will never see Victarion burn a boat of slaves alive to please both the Lord of Light and the Drowned God at the same time

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>>85471130
It's not like he filled out or anything after going through puberty

>>85471130
They keep adding extensions to it using Bran's own hair, why did you think he suddendly had short hair when he turned into a lanket?

>>85471173
he got stretched out like on one of those medieval stretchers
he is a long human

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>>85471173
Tell me about Isaac. Why does he wear the plad pants?

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>>85471112
>thoros the fire giver is gonna die fighting priests of ice
POTTERY

Why is show Euron basically Victarion?

>>85469983
Yeah, I'm sure she was totally into shy, plain beta's like Ned and fell madly in love with him after one dance where he was probably still too beta to flirt.

Even Catelyn didn't like Ned when she first met him.

Most people who don't know him think he has a cold an unfeeling demeanor.

>>85471206
for fashion

>>85471198
that makes sense

>>85469761

>GoT version of complaining about someone having an aimbot.

>>85471172
>you will never see Victarion or Euron actually jump between boats in full plate armour

Fuck that stupid little chest-piece Euron was wearing. It looked like some cast-off piece that would be given to a commoner.

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>>85471172
i see it in my dreams every night anon

>>85470376
Donal Noye, Daven Lannister and Victarion

>>85469993
She is french, isn't she?

>>85470376
>Not wanting Lady Stoneheart
Plus this eliminates some of the terrible Arya shit that's going on

Who's got the best character arc?

Jaime
The Hound
Dany
Jon
Sansa
Arya

Anyone else I'm missing?

>>85471335
Either Jaime or The Hound tbqh senpai

>>85471010
I'm not? I'm annoyed that a show with so many based actors in the first few seasons that played out somewhat realistically is now;

>QUEEN IN DA SOUF
>QUEEN IN DA NORF
>QUEEN IN DA EAS
>QUEEN IN DA WES

If it was even equal representation I wouldn't care, but why is EVERY major house helmed by a woman? I mean even Bear Island and the Karstarks have little girls leading them.

Then again it'd explain why the world has turned to shit and everyone is killing each other...

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>>85470485
>>85470439
DABID N DANNNN realised it was Emilia who was the bad actor and cast him again

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>mfw Sansa condemns LF to death but has Arya execute him, thus forgetting the iron rule that he who passes the sentence should swing the sword and demonstrating her inability as a Stark

>>85470724
i watched this again yesterday and it just made me sad as they will never reach this level again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFVe_76x-jQ

>>85470988
Stannis isn't dead though

>>85470312
>the goldcloaks are as grimy as everyone else

Did Cersei take away their budget for armour-polish?

>>85471374
>DA NORF
Jon Snow
>DA WES
Jamie Lannister
>DA CEES
Euron Greyjoy

What's the problem?

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>>85471206
they look nice on long legs

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>>85471273
>He vaulted over the gunwale, landing on the deck below with his golden cloak billowing behind him. The white roses drew back, as men always did at the sight of Victarion Greyjoy armed and armored, his face hidden behind his kraken helm. They were clutching swords and spears and axes, but nine of every ten wore no armor, and the tenth had only a shirt of sewn scales. These are no ironmen, Victarion thought. They still fear drowning. "Get him!" one man shouted. "He's alone!" "COME!" he roared back. "Come kill me, if you can."

>you will never see this

>>85471442
>North
Jon left Sansa in charge

>West
Old wrinkled matriarch

>South
SNEKS AND SNEK MUM

>East
MOTHER OF xDD

Fuck off you cuckold shill. They will never sleep with you.

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where is sandor headed

>>85471578
death

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>>85471335
Dany

>>85471518
>"COME!" he roared back. "Come kill me, if you can."

Imagine that delivered with a proper roar, instead of all the smirking witticisms we're getting from everyone these days.

>>85471407
>when they actually spent money on costumes
ah the good old days

>>85471613
That's Ciri, not Dany, you twonk.

>>85471335
In the show it's easily Jon. I don't know how there's any other valid answer.

>>85471650
return of the jonfags?

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How you want your show senpai?

>>85471407
Lannister's Army helmets look so stupid. Gold Cloak helmets look stupid.

>>85471644
they spent money on the costumes because they had to. Now they spend it on cgi and sets

>>85471694
He's right though.

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>>85471408
>the Comet was infact a space ship
>in a thousand world arc
>after crashing in Always Winter they come across a minion race of the Horegan
>they flee South, the Others follow
>they come to the Wall as Stannis rules it
>he informs them that he is the King of Westeros
>they equip him with a duralloy battlesuit he wears under his cloak in return for half his army to use for experimental purposes in defeating the Others
>he marches south to WF to draw out the Boltons forces so the Comets' passengers can retrieve a spare part for their ship in the catacombs of WF
>in return, Stannis will get a Stone dragon, far superior to the ice n fire variety
>mfw Brienne DOES swing and Stannis laughs as the blades breaks in two on his armor.

The North
>Currently preparing to be raped by the Night King
Kingslanding
>Currently preparing to be spitroasted by Dany and everyone else
Dorne
>lol dead
Dragonstone
>completely abandoned, became a FOB
Highgarden
>the last Tyrell is some old dried up cunt

The 7 Kingdoms are fucked.

>>85471404
and show will show it as yass slei keueeeneueneen

>>85471785
I'll bite, what is good about it?

>>85471734
The armour Jaime was wearing last episode is a thousand times better than the old King's Guard armour, as well.

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Shae the funny WHOAR

>>85471887
Haven't been following lately, what was Jaime wearing?

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>Come with me and take this thread!

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Cast him.

>>85471518
"Brother, you have not answered the Reader's question."

>Euron precedes to shit his pants and run up to his room

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REMINDER

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>>85471922
It's an old armour, but it still looks way better than the king's guard armour.

The KG armour just looks like some piece of shit ceremonial armour you'd see on the swiss guard these days, not something that's actually meant to be good armour because you want the guys protecting the king to wear the best stuff.

>>85471989
he already has a role, so i guess you mean cast him as a new one?

>>85471989
the gremlins love interest

>>85471998
At least Euron avenged him.

>>85471994
>"... what if we can all fly brother"
>"there's the window - jump."

Renly would have made a better king than Stannis

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"I'll lead the attack"

"I'll lead the attack!"

>>85471994
>Euron precedes

oh shit he has timetravel powers? That explains a lot.

>Jamie leaves the host marching on Highgarden to try and sway Bronn to leave his new holdings
>After a minute of negotiations Tyrion walks out of the pantry holding two glasses of wine
>"...Awkward."

>>85472019
Ah well it looks functional. That gorget is hilariously big and flared up at the sides tho. It'd catch a blade or restrict movement.

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>>85472050
>Wants to be King cuz Loras said i should tehehe and he my baby lols

Nope.

>>85472050
Renly would have made a king, but he wouldn't have been a better one than Stannis. But Stannis would have still ruled as his hand, taking care of the work while Renly grew popular with the populace. Stannis simply didn't have a chance of ever ruling, all he did was fracture the kingdom instead of uniting with his brother and averting the war with their combined strength.

>>85472113
Why is this even making me laugh

>>85469942
>war trout
>war fucking trout
Rivermen are a joke

>>85470469
I've been yelling "YASSSSSSSSS QUEEN SLAY!" non-stop since S4. I literally do it all day, I can only stop when I'm asleep. Please help me.

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>>85472094
It's better than this LOLPAULDRONS shit.

But yeah, it could definitely still be better. I wouldn't mind for it to actually be colourful for example, but at leas it has some red in it instead of being black and brown like literally everyone else's armour this season.

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>no one posting the best Victarion scene that demonstrates just how ridiculous and simple he really is

>"Four. Nuncle, hear me. I will place the driftwood crown upon your brow myself . . . if you will agree to share the rule."
>"Share the rule? How could that be?" The woman was not making sense. Does she want to be my queen? Victarion found himself looking at Asha in a way he had never looked at her before. He could feel his manhood beginning to stiffen. She is Balon's daughter, he reminded himself. He remembered her as a little girl, throwing axes at a door. He crossed his arms against his chest. "The Seastone Chair seats but one."

>>85472050
absolutely
at least Renly wouldn't follow strange gods and ban necessities like whores and alcohol

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>>85472050
>some twink faggot who thinks he can skip the line

>>85472219
that's cute

>>85470376
Young Griff

>Barry and Areo's actors both loved the books and their characters
>D&D kills them off in retarded ways
what did they mean by this?

>>85470439
They dropped Aegon because feminism.

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Why did Rhaegar lose?

>>85472210
Christ, all the others behind him have proper, more functional armor than him.

Let's see:

>Pauldrons too small and are also flared
>Chest piece isn't segmented, lowers abdominal mobility
>SCALE FUCKING ARMOR SLEEVES
>Just a flimsy "leather" jacket underneath it "all"

Yeah he's gonna die.

>I wouldn't mind for it to actually be colourful

In fact it SHOULD be colorful. He's a nobleman for Chrissakes. Flaunt their house colors.

>>85472287
They probably voiced their opinion on how to adapt a scene and D&D couldn't let that practice spread among the cast.

>>85470312
I don't want mama snek and bad poosay snek to die ;_;

>>85472303
Rhaegar was poisoned by his enemies

>>85472303
Because warhammers deal armor-piercing damage compared to longswords, especially in knightly combat.

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>>85470376
How would I know I don't read books nerd

So with the shitty fetish this show has for ironic and "taste of your own medicine" type deaths, how likely is it that Snow will end up killing the newly crowned Jaime Lannister at the end of the series

>>85472303
Because Bran warged into the past and distracted him with a whisper or a bird or something, causing him to react a bit too slow

>>85472353
This.

>Bringing a Slash/Thrust type weapon to a dudes-in-armor fight

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>>85472303
Inbred retard got his chest caved in by a real man.
>I am TPTWP
>no wait, my son will be
>better run off a woman other than my wife

>>85472387
>In the middle of battle Rhaegar sees a bird and momentarily loses focus of the battle raging around him
My sides

>>85472388
Estoc is the best weapon if you want to pierce armor.

>>85470376
Victarion, easily. They could have properly fleshed out the Greyjoy family by cutting just a handful of the dud storylines.

Benefit of hindsight, I guess.

>>85472468
If it was the best weapon then why didn't he kill Robert?

>>85472303
Because Robert was a beast, he peaked early and when we see him in the story he's well past his prime, but at that moment he could rape basically everyone.

Robert at peak > Jaime at peak.

>>85472303
>impregnated his oneitis

Who really lost?

>>85472493
Please don't interact with the dark souls babbies that crawl out of the woodwork as soon as someone mentions weaponry.

>>85472493
Rhaegar got stunlocked

>>85472524
Everyone lost.
Lyanna lost her life.
After the battles Robert basically threw away his life and got fat, and drunk.
Rhaegar lost his life.
Jon grew up without a loving mother, and doesn't even know who his parents are.

Bad situation all around.

>>85471018
>>85471018
sweet robin is what the mom called his dick

i call mine angry batman

>>85472562
Shiiiit, better uppen that poise

>>85472528
What if I'm a DS babbo

>>85471018
y-you realise house arryn's sigil is also a bird, right?

King: Stannis
Queen: Margaery
Hand: Davos
Lord Commander: Barristan
Master of Whispers: Varys
Master of Coin: Tyrion
High General: Redeemed Jamie

Is this the most optimal setup?

>>85471819
Least amount of filler

>>85472575
>jon lost
lmao no
imagine how retarded he would've turned out being raised by lyanna and/or rhaegar

What's autism-kun's endgame?

>>85472493
He socketed rubies, which only increase fire resistance.

>>85471335
Hound

>>85472613
>Queen: Margaery
It should be Queen: Bad Poosay m8

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>>85472613
>Lord Commander would choose to serve a usurper rather than your rightful heirs
Nope. Gerold Hightower is the better choice.

>You swore a vow to guard the king, not to judge him

Hannah Murray.

>>85472613
>most unpopular king possible
>whore queen
>hand with no political experience
>targtard lord commander
>backstabbing spymaster
>lost-to-a-15-year-old high general
hmmm

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>>85472628
Bruh, rubies added HP unless placed on shields. That said high HP still sucks if your opponent has high armor pen

>>85472613
>no salt wife Danaerys
>queen margery
>trusting varys

who would you breed arya with

has winter finally come

>>85472687
In Barristan's view Cersei's kids were the rightful heirs, though. As far as he knew someone just tried to pull a coup with a bunch of fanciful lies about incest. He only realised his mistake when they told him to fuck off, at which point he grew sick of the whole post-Targ shitshow and decided to back the actual rightful heir, which is a Targ.

>>85472689
Who is the 15 year old?

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>>85472755

>>85472775
Are you trying to make quazimodo?

>>85472772
Robb hes 15 in the books

Can someone explain to me why Euron won the Driftwood Crown? Yara was clearly the more popular option and had more votes from the smallfolk, why did Euron end up winning the regency? How does this 'Kingsmoot' system work exactly, it sounds outdated.

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>>85472812
>maybe

>>85472851
They just made up rules on the spot

>>85472851
>Muh dragon horn
>muh world domintation
>Muh magic superpowers

>>85472812
this is literally how Margery was made

>There will never be an upcoming scene of Theon feverish and drunk in the cabin of a ship, hallucinating ghosts of the past who all mock him and call him Reek
>Ramsay, Sansa, Jon, Yara, Euron, Balon all making appearances
>There will never be an ward winning scene where Theon overcomes his inner demons and PTSD, culminating in a climatic moment where Richard Madden returns to temporarily reprise his role of Robb Stark, forgiving Theon and embracing him as a brother and telling him he can still die as Theon Greyjoy, not Reek

>>85472936
fuck that nigga
theon should go out the way he lived, like a bitch

What are the chances R + L = J do not actually refer to Jon Snow, and the "Lyanna gives birth to Jon Snow" scene from S6 is a red herring?

>>85472936
>robb forgiving him
well it does sound like something that would only happen in a fever-dream

>>85472978
Well, yes, it's an inner representation of Theon's guilt. Theon was bound by blood, family, honor. Just like everyone else.

Are there any "Punished X" memes of /got/? Seems like an obvious format for a majority of characters on the show.

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>>85472851
>the Driftwood Crown
Subtle bait.

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>>85472974
Between 90 and 100% if you read the books.

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>>85473012

>>85472974
Where does R + L = J come from anyway?

>>85472936
Right now Theon killed Bran and Rickon. Cause for some reason Sam didn't tell him about the cripple-party.

>>85472812
He predicted all of this you know

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>>85473016
I also read the books I like the part with 3 chapters of food descriptions.

>>85473034
Thanks. Got any more? Theon, Jon, and Ser Jorah seem obvious.

>>85473015
I don't see the bait.

>>85470349
There are 2 versions of this.
1. You don't feel anything / is actually a bit unconfortable
2. has kind of a build-in masturbator. You don't feel her vag, but have some stimulation - kind of like using a fleshlight or the likes.

When my GF let's my out of my cage and allows me to have sex with her, she makes me use one. The 1st version I described.

>>85471021
>>85473056
>>85470760
>this season
Are you guys stupid? We literally just had a character come in and completely destroy three "uber badass xD" female characters and then captured another. All the while making both Cersei, Sansa, and Daenerys more and more villainous.

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>>85473069
>missing the point this badly
It was a joke, anon.

>>85470760
It's not even feminist, it's just the direction of the story. The men of rival houses have been killing each other off for years, which inevitably brings more women to the forefront.

>>85472851
Euron had a whole bunch of cool shit to make him the clear winner in the book. So in the series he has to be the winner but because they're retarded they skipped the cool shit that actually made him popular and exchanged it for "muh cock XD".

It happens again and again in the show.

>>85473042
L war lying on a bed of blood. She wispered something into Neds ear.

Why would a woman me in a bed of blood?

NEW

>>85473122
>>85473122
>>85473122

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>>85473124
I need sleep.

>>85473042
Several different things scattered across the books that people tabulated with ease because of forum discussions.

If he'd written the books a hundred years ago a lot more people would be taken by surprise by it.

>>85473124
What the fuck are you trying to say?

>>85473153
Like what though, more specifically?

>>85473185
The ones I remember right now is that Ned remembers finding her in a room or bed filled with blood, which means she didn't die from sickness or anything, and then there's the vision at the house of the undying where Dany sees a blue flower(Lyanna's favourite flower was blue) growing out of crack in The Wall, where Jon was at the time. That coupled with the obvious of Ned being cagey about where he picked Jon up during the war.

>>85473185
Like nigger, use google maybe?
Have some spoon-feed:
http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/game-of-thrones/feature/a799575/game-of-thrones-what-is-the-r-lj-theory/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-u2gUM4Vvc

>>85473185
The tower is also named the Tower of Joy.

Which is a pretty funny name if you think about it.

>>85472388
>Real life is lyk my vidyo gayms lmao
Oh boy.

>>85469993
I've never been more in love.