'Valerian' really should have been a TV show

Is it good my nibba?

>>85468986
Main story was really weak but the side adventures were so much fun and imaginative that Id have to recommend. Also Cara and Dane, whom I disliked in other movies, I really enjoyed in this. Their playful antics really worked.

>>85468964
>there is so much stuffed into this movie that the main storyline really suffers.

i'm beginning to see why there are so many posts on /tv/ dumping on it now.

> spergs sitting just to the left of center, eleven rows back which is perfect for the speakers in this theater
> too much happening on the screen
> they start to moan and flap their hands
> more happening on screen
> they cover their eyes, piss their pants and spill their crab leg sauce
> go home
> immediately get on /tv/ and shitpost about the film

>>85470118
I enjoyed the movie anon. But the film literally deviates so many times from its main story to expand the rest of the world that its main story and culmination is hurt by it. Its a double edged sword.

Hence my suggestion that it should have been a tv show - so we get to explore that world more while an overarching plot is developed. It really was too much for a single film.

the one reason i really hate this board is that you guys are never ever satisfied with anything. you complain about shit and give retarded ass opinions as if you know better. or as if you could have done better. the truth is you can't and couldn't.

that is why you have no jobs in the movie industry, because you simply don't matter. you have zero skills and your opinions are shit.

>i didn't like it so you shouldn't either

thats all i hear when you post inferior comments. you pathetic faggots trying to convince people that they shouldn't like something. rather than just having fun and forgetting about the stresses that life already throws at you you have to make something fun like film stressful too. this isn't even what fun should be. instead of enjoying anything you show how pathetic your lives are by spreading your own misery and pathetic energy. no wonder i leave this place for months on end, its so easy to forget this place exists when retard denizens like you exist in this shit hole

>>85469959
>that forehead

>>85470389
>>85469959
Both of their heads look fucking weird

>>85468964
I'm going to watch this today no matter what you guys say

>>85470352
Are you legit retarded anon or are you shit posting? I said I liked the fucking movie and even recommended it to that other anon. You know you don't have to solely love or hate something, you can like some things and dislike others.

>>85469128
good looking out family

>>85470352
>>i didn't like it so you shouldn't either
Stop telling us what you did or didn't like and we'll stop doing likewise.

>he wants game of thrones
>IN SPACE

>>85469959
riri is putting on weight and I do not appreciate it.

>>85470248
i think i'll enjoy it when the fuckers finally release it here. two more weeks.

i saw a bus today with an advertisement for it. i wanted to ram into the fucking thing.