Jesus Christ what a fucking awful performance.

>>85467972

Haven't seen the movie, but that was some disastrous casting.

Post dane on /tv/

>>85467972
why does this guy's voice always sound like a 13 year old boy doing an impression of a grown up

>main character is a dashing space hero
>cast someone who looks like en effeminate 13 year old boy

What the fuck was Besson thinking?

>>85467972
Well Isn't that the question of the day

>>85467972
>he thought he would be big after that movie where he had telekinetic powers
>he thought he would be the next bad boy of Hollywood
>his Goblin in Spider Man was a fucking train wreck and so was the whole movie series
>now this

Don't bully Dane.

4chan is full of faggots with aspergers full of sperglord opinions. there is nothing to be taken seriously here.

this board is probably the biggest piece of shit in this whole site. i hope it gets removed soon like its been rumored

>>85468833
Chronical did nothing wrong.

future member of the JUSTice league

>>85468840
>>85468884
Simmer down Dane

>>85468884
Dane calm down

>>85468884
jesus christ dane calm down

you just made he makes manchild autism look good

>>85467972
is he good in anything? he just comes off as a Tom Burton claymation mistake

>>85469084
He was good in Chronicle and Kill your Darlings. I liked Two Lovers and a Bear too but I couldn't tell you why.

>>85468884
dane please there's no need to get upset

>>85468933
the cgi was pretty shit and the acting was eh

also the girl is a complete clutch for a 2nd pov

>>85468884
you can't act
we know who you are

The lighting in This movie is unexplainable

>>85469296

I tried to look into chronicle but the cinemasins vid for it got taken down so I don't think I'll bother.

>>85468884
Jeez Dane it's just some friendly bants.

>>85468716
>cast someone who looks like en effeminate 13 year old boy

Besson is French, so its completely plausible that Dane DeHaan is the most masculine person he's ever seen.

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>>85469675
>I tried to look into chronicle but the cinemasins vid for it got taken down so I don't think I'll bother.
This is state of /tv/ today.

>>85467972
too white

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LEAVE DANE ALONE. He's one of us. But Prettier.

the strong consume the weak dane, aka fuck the girl you stared with and ride her to stardom with her fathers connections

>>85468884
u mad

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Are there girls that love Dane in the way us boys love Cara?

>>85472248
Obviously because nobody loves cara

>>85472248
Is Dane just Cara in a wig?

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>>85472305

>>85472305
Nah, caras cocks much bigger than danes.

>>85467972
It's not fair that he's good-looking AND has a deep voice.

>>85472523
I'm convinced he affects his voice in an attempt to be masculine.

>>85467972
qt

>>85467972
What do you expect when you cast someone like Cara.

>>85468716
If he looked like a 13 year old boy it'd be a bit understandable.
Instead he looks like a 15 year old with crow's feet.

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What the fuck is wrong with their faces? Is it the eyebrows?

>>85472839
Cara is cute as fuc*. Just needs to remove those tattoos.

Terrible casting. When actors are this miscast I don't really even blame them. The casting agent & director should have known better, it's their fault.

>>85472248
No one loves Cara you delusional faggot, she's ugly and a terrible actress.

>>85469735
But he made Leon and that had Jean Reno.

>>85472248
>mfw a celebrity has more acne than me

Maybe he figured because Bruce Willis was good at indifferently whispering his way through The Fifth Element... this random douchecanoe would be too?

For some reason, Valerian really brings into focus how few actual stars are left in Hollywood.

>>85467972

at least they didn't cast nignogs or pajeets

>>85472907

it was probaly some young reddit fag, who managed to shill the whole board by saying shit like how cara is the next cate blanchet and dehan is really hype right now.

i was waiting for this adaptation for long long time, when i saw who were the lead it was the biggest let down of 2016

>>85468884
i still love you, dane. don't pay attention to these meanies

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>>85468884
dane don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti

>>85468884
relax dane we were daneposting like mad just the other day don't be a baby

>>85468884
dane wtf chill man

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>>85468716
>>cast someone who looks like en effeminate 13 year old boy
Well, not anymore