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First for Azor Jon slaying Stroky Dany

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Best titties in the game, prove me wrong faggots

I cant wait for Dany and xer dragons to win the Game of Thrones

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claim your waifu/husbando

1rd for Emilia smells bad

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FIRST FOR PURITY

Euron is the only good guy left.

>been shitposting for 4 threads now
fuck

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>>85467751

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>>85467767

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>this general in a nutshell

>>85467767
>>85467781
I want to hold her hand lads

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Me on the left

>>85467767
>showing that much skin
>pure

she probably took at least 10 dicks...

Before breakfast.

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>>85467748
Ok.

>>85467791
>11 replies
>11 different IDs
jesus there is a lot of beta orbiters here, just stop and go to bed. 5 days for next episode

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Wait are the sand sneks dead?

Was that Ellaria and Bad pussy on the mast of the ship? I thought they were going to rape them? Why didnt they show a rape scene instead?

>>85467806
She a cute. How tiny is she?

does some1 have that leak picture detailing everything that will happen post it ty arigato thanks!

>>85467813
hey man don't post shit like that

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>>85467816
gib bad pucci

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>To me, Ghost!

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>>85467713
will westerosi feminism ever recover?

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>>85467833
This shite? Everyone already knows about it though.

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>>85467833
here bud

>>85467824
I thought it was the dead sneks and they are taking the living to KL

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>>85467813
DONT TALK ABOUT FROGFU LIKE THAT SHE INNOCENT AND PURE

>>85467824
Nigga you dumb

>>85467876
this was ncie

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>>85467833
episode 3

>>85467856
hopefully jaime&cie kills a lot of dorniggers.
the rest of Ep3 is gonna suck.

>>85467748
what are fat saggy titties, post season 1, Alex?

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>>85467800
She's so pretty

>>85467829
I've been to the GOT exhibit they tour with before, they had all the costumes out on the fitted stands, including her blue dress costume. She is absurdly small, not just in height but petite too. Her head wouldn't even pass my shoulders standing next to her

>>85467903
nah man its gonna be good, check >>85467900
for further details

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>>85467748

You're wrong faggot, Ros had the supreme beef Grade A

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>>85467900
episode 4

>>85467908
literally perfect Dany tb.h

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>>85467816
based stiff nips

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>>85467933
>when episode 4 is better than episode 3

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>>85467816
Those breasts are literal perfection. Not too small, not too big, firm, round and perfectly fits in your hands.

Will I ever see something like this in real life?

rosfags frogfags and danyfags out

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>>85467933
episode 5

forgot spoiler tag, oh well. im sure everyone has seen these by now anyways

>>85467904
Wrong

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>>85467791

KEK

>>85467818

Then why are you here you faggot cuck

>>85467951
And the nips/areola are perfect size too

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>>85467964
>when the leaks are all over the web and no one cares about the show plot anymore

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>>85467964
episode 6

>>85467856
I'm really going to miss le quippy old lady

>>85467900
>tyene die from a poison kiss delivered by Cersei.
>Cersei and Jaime has sex.
>...
>Jaime dies because Cersei forgot to remove the poison


Also how does Cersei know about the poison kisses? I mean sneks are retarded as fuck, but did they just brag to Cersei about how they killed her daughter?

I can't really see Cersei taking the time to torture them til the spill the bean, then finding a poison she can put on her lips to kiss-kill someone, and the antidote so she doesn't die as well... and all that for what? pottery?

Why not just torture them to death instead, if she wants Ellaria suffering this seems better than a quick 10 seconds death, the pottery doesn't mean shit.

>>85467967
she had a nice body season 1. then she got fat. visit your local eye doctor.

>>85467910
Damn, she's 5'2. pornstar tier short.

>>85467816
wait, are they real boobies?
how old is she

>>85467908
shes getting fat af desu

her arms are like 40% bf

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>>85468003
best episode

>>85468011
>Also how does Cersei know about the poison kisses?
Jaime put two and two together

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>>85468003
episode 7

>>85468020
Filmed right after she turned 18.
>>85467827 (You)
>where is that?
She grew up in Santa Monica

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BAD

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>>85468045
The only part of this episode that's any good is when they bully Theon.

Bullying is fun.

leave theon alone

>>85468040
ah, forgot he was present in the scene, thought he was on the ship or something.

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best GoT girl never forget RIP Myranda (euron shall avenge YOU)

>>85468011
>>Also how does Cersei know about the poison kisses?
Through shitty writing that's obsessed with having IRONY!!!! for every death.

Myrcella died from poison kiss. Tyene uses poison. Tyene dies from poison kiss.
INCREDIBLE, THE IRONY.

Ramsay eaten by his dogs, Freys killed at a feast in their hall, the Snakes both killed by their own weapon, etc etc, that's only a few to name, there's more.

Once you notice this lazy death writing you'll start getting annoyed. They just do "they have their own thing done to them" over and over

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needle

>>85468087
>swn rub herself all over you to get you hard for your castration

what's the point...

>>85468027
>season 1 upper arms: 25% bf
>season 7 upper arms: 40% bf

>>85467990
Funny bait

>>85467990
the only person i ever met who said "yaaasss" was a gay (literally) hipsterfag with horrible acne who made a point of telling everyone at work about the special diet he's on to help his irritable bowel syndrome. his name was james dean. literally not making any of this up. he is what i think of whenever someone says "yaaass"

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>>85468058
>Filmed right after she turned 18

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I heard from Anons that some of the actors/actresses are getting bored with GoT, any sources?

>>85468058
Looking at her wiki, she's going to university in London now. I hope she does a host of steamy Italian films post-GOT.

>>85468045
How is Jon going to take the "you just fucked your aunt" reveal?

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What happened to this show?

https://youtu.be/B1zViyQLor4

>>85468099
>dany get eaten by her dragon
>jon snow gets killed by Jorah's Longclaw after he takes it back
>tyrion dies from a crossbow (Qyburn's ballista?)

A man can hope.

>>85468155
okay, we don't care

>>85468159
I drew the conclusion from a picture that Lena heady posted on twitter about her not being at the premier, with something like "I'm not going I'm reading this I'm tired of doing everything for my tiny bosses on a whim"

>>85468159
Source: Looking at the show.

Dinklage checked out some time ago. He used to get nothing but great material from S 1-4, it was a dream role for a dwarf to get. But they've given him nothing since then. All he does is stand around now.

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>>85468172
ran out of source material

>>85468058
jesus, they are so perky they look fake
but if she just turned 18... makes sense

what's her nepotism connection?

>>85468159
probably bran, his scenes are so shit
Lena too, she is a big name, she is wasting herself there, she doesn't have many years left for her beauty to disappear completely

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>>85468188
hi james

>>85468172
They ran out of source material from the books

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>>85467933

well, enjoy the rest of the week boys. we had a good run of patrician kino but now it's over

>>85468162
doubt they'll mention that.
They'll (of course) mention they are both Targaryen, to which one will reply the meme line about "Targaryen have wed targaryen for generations" and that's it. They won't address what they are to each others, and showfags are too retarded to remember/figure shit, 50-75% of them will think them brother/sister.

>>85468218
she probably bounced on ever cock at HBO headquarters

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Cast Daisyfu in a Game of Thrones. I cast her as Queen of Love and Beauty in all the tourneys

why the fuck would anyone live in king's landing?

you'll be at the mercy of the next person who tries to take the throne and sack the city

>>85468205
he's getting some good stuff this season, he chews the fuck out of Cersei

>>85467301
>>85467329
I like Lady Stoneheart, but I think it would have been difficult to do it right in the show. It's important to remember that she's shown at the end of the same book in which Catelyn is killed. Showing her at the same point in the show would have meant during Season 4, and having an impactful death scene like the Red Wedding, letting it sink in for a year, then bringing her back as a zombie would be a bad idea. Conversely, having her return in Season 3, literally an episode after she died, would have robbed the Red Wedding of a lot of its punch. The only way I could think of having it work would have been doing the Red Wedding early in Season 4 instead of late in Season 3, but then Season 3 wouldn't have had enough of a climax of its own.

TLDR; Cat as LS only seems so dumb because a lot of time has passed, but that was basically unavoidable within the format of the show

>>85468260
whore #4

>>85468260
the tourney horse that the mountain killed in s1

>>85468266
living under king Robert it was a paradise, probably tax free too

>>85468281
beat me to it

>>85468260
patchface

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He will kill Grey Worm.

>>85468260
I cast her as Queen of My Heart <3

was missandei (the character) faking when grey worm went down on her?

>>85468205
I sometimes forget that he was in S6

At least S5 had the roadtrip with Jorah episodes.

>>85468099
this is what's giving the overly fanfic feel by the way, this sort of shit is how a fan would write their "fix the show" fan fic, they always try to give ironic deaths, it's a cheap bit of a "satisfaction" with no originality.

Look at Tywin. That's an original death. The only "ironic" aspect is in how undignified it was for a mighty leader, but the meat is in how he was killed by the son he mistreated all his life and always underestimated.

Now it feels lazy. There's no real thought put into the deaths. You either get randomly stabbed (Roose, Osha, Barristan, etc) or you get a rote tables turned death.

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>cercei pregnant
>ghost told to protect salsa
>letters sent to all noble houses
the state of spoilerfags

>>85468159
Everyone wants it over now. The creators, the cast, the audience.

I really wish they had just filmed 7 and 8 back to back and released them all in one go so people could just binge it and get it over with.

Even now I'm still trying to dodge the plot reveals but everytime I see one it's fucking retarded and I know this show is just going to get worse. I've been at it for 7 years and longer with the books and now just need it over and done with.

>>85468223
That gif is from a movie called the house on haunted hill.

>>85468260
Euron's salt wife who occasionally brings out his soft side

>>85468320
nah girls love getting eaten out I know cus I fuked ur mom nothing personell

>>85468311
what if ed sheeran comes after the S8 ending with Tyrion saying "Truly, this was a song of ice and fire" and plays the song?

>>85468205
Also, Varys, who used to have amazing material with some of the best scenes early on. This last episode where he actually got a monologue explaining his allegiances is the most actual material he's gotten since I think mid S4 maybe. He looked glad to get it.

>>85468266
Ask the Riverlands peasants if they had it any better during the war

how long does it take to becum a maester? isn't samwell fatly too late to becum a maester?

>>85468260
The pig Penny rides around on

>>85468332
she miscarriages episode 7

the same episode Jaime betrays her, its like pottery, isn't it?

anyone has a reasonable quality webm of ellaria kissing myrcella? I kinda need it for reason after all this talk of poison kisses.

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>>85468260

>Spinoff series based around The Citadel
>Daisyfu is the sexy barmaid that teases all the young maesters in training

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>>85468357
Fucking KINO

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After finally rescuing Mrycella, Jaime brings her down to her boat so they have some alone time.

Jaime: "It's been so long Myrcella"
Mrycella: "I know Daddy, please just hold me and don't let go"
>Mrycella starts to slowly rock her hips up and down while continuing to hug Jaime
Jaime: "Mrycella..."
Mrycella: "Shhh... Daddy, I want you to know that I've wanted this for a long time."
>Mrycella begins kissing Jaime's neck
Jaime: "Mrycella stop... this isn't right..."
Mrycella: "I want you to fuck me. I want you to fuck me like you fucked mom."
Jaime: "Mrycella!"
>Mrycella moves her hands down to his crotch, rubbing his cock through the outside of his pants
>Mrycella takes her lips off Jaime's neck and moves her head down to Jaime's cock and looks up at Jaime and smiles seductively
Jaime: "Ahhh... the things I do for love..."
>Jaime pulls down his pants and his cock pops out fully erect. He takes Mrycella's head and forcefully jams his cock down her throat
Jaime: "Is this what you wanted Mrycella? Is this how you want your father to threat you?"
>Myrcella attempts to pull her head away from Jaime's long and thick Lannister cock so she can reply to him
Mrycella: "Yes Daddy"

After cumming, Jaime realizes she suffocated Mrycella to death with his cock, so he punches her in the face and claims that she was poisoned noting the blood streaking down her nose

>>85468332
1. the pregnant revelation happens in episode 5
2. ghost scenes were cut entirely according to dungeons and dragons twitter
3. that actually happened

name one show that didn't turn to shit after its fourth season

>>85468045

I wonder if the Night King will be defeated before Jon/Dany take on Cersei.

>>85468218
You can't really say that, plenty of 18 year olds have tits nothing like that, in fact I'd say most do not. Look at Sansa's actress even, who's only a year older, you see braless pics of her and she's pancake in comparison to Snek.

Even for an 18 year old, her tits are unusually great.

>>85468389
Write one about Meera and Bran, but warg powers have to be included

>>85468407
sopranos

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You are allowed to lick either Meera Reed's or Arya Stark's or Yara Greyjoy's pussy before your summary execution by beheading in the morning. Who do you choose?

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>>85467990
>goldstein

>Game of Thrones: Grey Worm, Missandei, and everything you need to know about eunuch sex
>actual headline...

>>85468389
>Jaime: "Ahhh... the things I do for love..."
god damn you have a talent for this lmao also do this >>85468422

>>85468394
Did you use a fucking potato to make that image?

>>85468389

K I N O
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>>85468365
He is doing pretty well if he already got promoted from janitor to the archmaester's fuckboi

>>85468424
such a meme answer

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Did Kaloreesi give a single good reason for not dyeing her eyebrows and wearing contacts?

>>85468467
its on purpose, but everyone always mentions that to him in every thread, its hilarious

>>85468479
he's absolutely right though

>>85468479
a correct answer classifies as a meme now?

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>>85468422
I once wrote one about Bran controlling Varys to lick and eat the poop from his pants, but I don't have it saved. I also have this one.

>>85468159
the younger ones are probably just happy to be in the spotlight, the likes of Emilia know this is going to be their only notable role and source of income.

The older ones whose material has totally dried up (Tyrion, Jaime, Littlefinger, even guest characters like Olenna) are clearly just collecting their paycheck now and are ready for it to be done. I'm sure they're grateful for the increased profile and fame, but it's obviously gotten boring to do as actors. The writing is so bad compared to before, and so many characters just stand around beside people.

>>85468389
>Jaime: "Ahhh... the things I do for love..."

kek

>>85468432
Frog.

So has Meera been wiping brans ass?

>>85468389
>his cock pops out fully erect

This is funny considering in the book, he keeps getting erections around supposedly ugly characters and thinking about it. During that famous bathtub brienne scene he actually had a boner,

GRRM is a hack

>>85468483
>for not dyeing her eyebrows
Blonde people IRL can have dark eyebrows

> and wearing contacts?
D&D and GRRM and co. decided the contacts affected the performance of Dany and Viserys too much

>>85468548
and making bran pee

>>85468512
on second thought maybe I don't want the bran and meera one. also kek'd at the marg x cersei x maryn trant one

Bran's actor must hate his role by now. He's spent 5 years sitting in a sled.

>>85468551
then he goes off to fuck the big titty brunette when cersei ravens him for help. alpha as fuck.

>>85468551
that's because he hasn't had sex with Cersei for literal months in that point in the book.

Stop being a virgin, its normal to get lots of erections when you're balls hasn't been emptied.

GRRM knows this.

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Reminder

>>85468389
autism

Do one involving Tyene and pack of Iron Islanders

>>85468566
Nah I can do that one. I'm just not sure yet what degree of rape should be involved

>>85468553
it probably just affected Viserys' 10/10 acting, I can't imagine Daenerys acting worse than she has always been.

>Blonde people IRL can have dark eyebrows
meme answer

>>85468159

at least he got that comfy job with DOW where he got to troll Pete with ridiculous requests

i miss madmen : (

>>85468577
Should have known what he was getting into when he gets crippled in the first episode.

>>85468609
>it probably just affected Viserys' 10/10 acting, I can't imagine Daenerys acting worse than she has always been.
She's not been acting bad tho

>meme answer
it's the truth

>>85468407
Breaking Bad.

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>>85468584
The one true king.

>>85468551
That's because he's attracted to Brienne but doesn't realize it.

>>85468577
he probably asked to walk during warg scenes

not to mention the fanbase hates his scenes

poor bran

>>85468432
If I were to lick Frog's puss I'm pretty sure the force would cause a singularity and end time as we know it.

t. king arthur

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>>85467778
Her eyebrows are fucking mental when she's not acting. The fact she can even control them when acting is a sign of her sheer brilliance.

>>85468266
Dynasty change over happens pretty rarely. War of the Five Kings was what, twenty years after Robert's Rebellion? And before that it was a pretty unbroken line of succession for 300 years

>>85468615
At least in the first couple of seasons he was able to ride a horse, be carried around on Hodor's back, etc. But from season 3 on he's spent all his time being dragged around the snow on a sled with the same 1-3 actors

>>85468621
>She's not been acting bad tho
HAHAHAHAHA

get the fuck out

>>85468432
Meera Reed, I don't like the other two and the actress who plays Meera is actually hot.

Now it'd be different if Margaery was in there.

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What's the stupidest theory you've seen?

>Jojen is actually Howland and Meera his and lyannas love child
>Traps aren't gay
>euron is daario
>rhaegar is secretly Mance
>tyrion is a secret targ

fanfic anon please do arya x hound

>>85468495
>him

>>85467778
I love Missandei's face in this

>>85468320
Seems weird that characters who have presumably had little to no sexual experience before are suddenly experts on eating pussy (Jon Snow, Greyworm)

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>>85468621

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>>85467748
Laughable.

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>Margaery strides into Cersei's chambers completely unsuspecting.

"How kind of you to invite me to tea, Your Grace."

"Indeed. Please sit down, daughter. We have much to discuss."

"Much indeed. I know that Tommen loves us both, and it is important for us to love each other."

"All who are loyal to the king should love each other. It is so much easier to deal with traitors that way."

Margaery takes a sip of the tea. "Fit for a queen, truly. I've never tasted it before."

"I am glad it pleases you. Tell me, where else do you find pleasure, little rose?"

"Riding with my ladies," she said happily, "In the streets with the smallfolk, in the forest with my hawks. With my brother. And with the king. Him, most of all."

"That's a lot of places to find pleasure. Tell me, did you begin to commit fornication before you married my son, or after?"

"What?"

"You heard me. When!?"

"I never -!"

"Liar!" Cersei screams, throwing the teakettle to spray its hot contents all over Margaery's dress before shattering on the floor. Margaery screams and moves to flee. Cersei nods to Ser Osmund and Ser Boros. They know what to do.

Ser Boros grabs the little rose and twists her hands behind her back, and Ser Osmund rips her gown and smallclothes off in a short series of unceremonious tears. Margaery gasps in shock as her eyes go wide with horror. Cersei smiles dangerously. She's going to enjoy this.

"Bind her," she commands them, and her trusty thugs in white cloaks drag the little queen to the bed and chain her hands and feet to the posts, so that she is spread-eagle with very little room for maneuver.

>>85468668
LOOOOOONNNNNNDOOOOOOOOONNNN

>>85468625
If the plan was to turn Davos into Jon's bff, shouldn't they have built that up in S5 rather than have Stannis be Jon's new father figure?

>>85468660
nah

>>85468680
>emmy.webm

>>85468514
>Tyrion, Jaime, Littlefinger
These are some of the only half-decently interesting characters left

>>85468512
thats hot i saved it

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>>85467816
too dark

>>85468689
oh lad its started

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>>85468666
Why isn't there more Sansa/Arya/Hound porn

>>85468664
euron = dario = darkstar
it is known

>>85468664
D+D=T aka time-travelling foetus theory

>>85468583
>Stop being a virgin, its normal to get lots of erections when you're balls hasn't been emptied.

Where did I say its abnormal for Jaime to get an erection? Im saying GRRM is ridiculous, if you read the books youll notice, half of his books are descriptions of meals or pubic hair or explicit detailed description of veiny penises. hes a hack


Also tone down your language with me i will fuck you up and fuck your whore mother and make you watch you literal faggot, then slap her ass and make her cook dinner for me

>>85468722
Because the Hound is pure

>>85468700
Which is a testament to their actors, because they've all been static since S4 ended, character wise.

>>85468663
>has fantasy of her being Anne Frank and me being her brother in an attic

>>85468577
He's constantly being forced to apologize for hodors death too even over a year later thats all he's ever asked about in interviews

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The only competent ruler in Westeros

>>85468739
Just because he likes food doesn't make him a hack you autistic sperg.

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>>85468745
>no Sansa/Hound handholding fics

>>85468763
E-Journalists were a mistake

>>85468763
what?
why?

>>85468755
>both Meera and Tyene's actresses have played Anne Frank in movies
that's gonna open up some day dreams

>>85468172
This scene is not even in the books you plebs>>85468211
>>85468224

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>>85468689
"What is the meaning of this?" Margaery demands. "I've done nothing wrong. I swear it, on my honor as a Tyrell. Let me go."

Cersei crosses her arms. "I see you are unrepentant. The worst traitors always are. They lie as easily as they breathe." She calls for Senelle.

Her maid comes in with a bowl of lye and a razor, as earlier instructed. "Hold still, my lady," she tells Margaery, as she brushes the liquid onto her pubic hair.

Margaery stares incredulously. "You can't be serious. Is this some jape? You can't do this to me!"

"I am the Queen. I can do whatever I please." She watches with satisfaction as Senelle shaves Margaery's cunt, leaving it completely smooth. "Turn her over," she commands Ser Osmund, and he unchains Margaery's legs and flips her so Senelle can shave her arse. Margaery lets out a little squeal of fear when he touches her. Good. Fear is what Cersei wants.

Soon Margaery is facing back up again, her perfect firm teats rising quickly up and down and her whole perfect young body tense as Cersei looks her over. "The gods were kind to you," she says. "Seducing men must be so easy. Tell me the truth, now. How many have you had?"

"None," she snarls defiantly.

"Still you persist in denying it? I will have the truth from you soon. It will go easier for you if you confess now."

"I am innocent."

Cersei jabs two fingers into her cunt. Margaery shrieks and tries to jerk away, but Cersei only presses harder.

"I don't feel a maidenhead."

"I ride horses," she whimpers. "You can't -"

Cersei slaps her across the face with her other hand and curls the fingers harshly inside her, raking her nails over her walls and making her scream.

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>>85468693
>plan

>>85468783
not even E journalists, Conan just did it again for the second year in a row

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4YjpMvHwPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt7dCPv0NGY

>>85468797
that scene is shit. The question was "What happened to this show"

>>85468764
I'm amazed she is managing to crawl out of the shithole she put herself into.

Plot armor is one hell of a thing.

>>85468685
>brightened and decent quality
Finally. But not the whole thing?

>>85467900
What's the green yellow red signify

>>85468766
ARE YOU EVEN READING MY POSTS. IM SAYING HES A HACK HALF OF HIS CHAPTERS ARE DESCRIPTIONS OF BLUE VEINY PENISES AND CURLY PUBES. THE MAN IS OBSESSED WITH GENITALS. ALSO, ARE YOU HIS BOTTOMBITCH FUCKTOY? STOP SUCKING FAT MANS DICK.

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The symbolism is the last episode is just fantastic.
>Yara & Ellaria are lesbian it out down below the ship while mocking Theon CuckJoy for being a dickless beta
>Loud noises outside and ship starts to shake violently, interrupting feminist ideal of fun. Everyone rushes outside
>In the darkness they see something long, black, and erected upward on a ship like a big cock.
> Then this it drops on top of their ship crushing a man, at the tip of this phallic bridge is mother fucking Euron!
>Euron the white Viking alpha male starts cutting through the cannon fodders of male feminist betas like hot knife through butter.
>His first pseudo boss battle are two sand shanks, both have to fight him at the same time because they are no match for an alpha male
>The first sand snek he disarms her, using her own spear to penetrate her. He then lifts her up above him as if he impaled her with his big cock.
>The second sand shank screeches and charges Euron thinking she can avenge her sister.
>He chokes the bitch out
>Down below Ellaria and bad poosey fight off Eurons men, they fail real fast without putting up any fight.
Ellaria demands of these men to kill her and bad possey. The men refuse because they don’t take orders from woman.
>Back on top of ship final pseudo boss battle start. Yara seeing her ship, her matriarchy world burn as Euron in the middle of it all smiling.
>She charges Euron, she fights like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken as with feminism.
>Yara is over taken not by Eurons axe or sword but his male strength.
>As Euron holds Yara from behind, Theon CuckJoy shows up. Euron daring him to reclaim his manhood.
>But like all beta cucks, who can’t compete with women or alpha males, they go MGTOW. He just jumps of the ship.
>Eurons final victory is complete as he lmao at Theon. Yara who realizes she can’t complete with the patriarchy.

>>85468810
I meant entertainment but I instantly realized my mistake

>>85468822
different leakers
teal means it comes from 4chan

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>>85468803
>her perfect firm teats

>>85468790
because people cant separate character from actor and guilt trip isaac about hodors death as if he wrote the scene.
they also cant think of anything else to ask since bran doesnt get scenes where he gets to be a character.

>>85468816
she is the best fit for the throne.

don't deny it.

>>85467816
Did they cast her because she had super tits or did they just get lucky?

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>>85468311
>muh immersion

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>>85468803
"My father will hear of this," she whines, now fighting back tears. "He will hear of this and he will make you pay. Lannisters pay their debts, yes? The rose has its thorns, and if you don't let me go and give me back my clothes right now -"

"Your father will disown you when he hears of your treasons, lest your shame become his own." Cersei is relishing this. She loves having the little rose like this, helpless and exposed. Cersei has all the power here, just like her father always did, and that's exactly how she likes it.

"He - he will know it's a lie," Margaery says, quieter now and plainly frightened and uncertain. "He will -"

Cersei sighs. "It pains me that it must come to this, good daughter, but if you will not confess, harsher measures are required." She strides over to her chest.

"No," Margaery pleads, "No, this is madness, I've done nothing, I swear it, I'm loyal to Tommen, I'll be good and wait for him until he's a man and I'll give him my maidenhood and have his babies and I swear they'll look just like him, gods, please, get that thing away from me!"

Cersei raises an eyebrow. "Don't give me that. We all know how much you like cocks. Especially big ones." She straps it on over her gown. It's made of solid gold, nine inches long and two and a half inches wide, and she had it made just for this occasion.

She climbs up and positions the head at Margaery's entrance. "Do you still deny your treason?"

"I deny it. I deny it, I deny it, I AAAAAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!"

Cersei punches into the little rose with all of a lioness's savagery, shoving it in as far as it will go and pounding ferociously, like Robert did to her that one time when he was extremely drunk and extremely mad at her because she'd made a stupid comment about cutting his balls off. (There was no reason for him to take that so personally.) Margaery howls in anguish, swearing vengeance and accusing Cersei of a litany of perversions.

Am I the only one who cringed more to this episode than any of the previous episodes so far? I used to love this show. What happened? Did it actually go to shit or am I just more conservative?

The whole "genderless", "lesbian girl power!", & "men are all awkward weirdos" shit makes me cringe. Plus suddenly all the scenes are coming off as awkward. It seems like bad acting. Why didn't I notice all this stuff in the previous seasons?

The only slightly redeeming thing about the episode was that iron guy killing those two bitches.

>>85468886
>ed sheeran stares almost directly at the book reader

>>85468827
Stop right the fuck now, you retarded mong. There is nothing wrong with writing erotica.

When you look at GRRM, you can smell the erotica from him.

Stop getting angry at good things, I love my dick.

>In April 2015, Martin said he plans on having the book finished and released sometime before the premiere of the sixth season of Game of Thrones.

hmmm

>>85468827
Autism speaks

>>85468850
>So, Maisie Williams, your fellow kid actor, gets to go around doing fight scenes, goofy action scenes, many dialogue scenes with a variety of great actors, go to varied locations....how do you feel about sitting in a sled in the snow for 4 years?

>>85468907
>Did it actually go to shit or am I just more conservative?
both

But the show has been shit since season 3, so even if the answer is both and not actually your fault. You still have shit taste.

>>85468906
>It's made of solid gold
that'd be heavy as shit, dude, Cersei would get tired just trying to thrust

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CRASHING THIS SAFE SPACE.

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>>85468133
>season 8 upper arms: 60% bf

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>>85468943
>maisie
>snow

seriously, how the fuck euron even find yara during the cloudy nighttime?

>>85468869
You think HBO casts actresses that they won't have naked eventually?

>>85468850
People do that shit all the time, people probably yell at Adam Driver in the street for killing Han Solo

>>85468943
he always makes 'jokes' about wanting to go film in better locations, like at comic con when he said if he could make one law for westeros it would be that all actors that only get to film in cold places get to go film in warm places
he got fucked over and he knows it

>>85468984
Are you sure you read that right?

>>85468907
I thought the episode was also cringey, on political tests I always get centrist, so I don't think it's a political thing.

Hamfisted acting and dialogue for some scenes was present.

It was a bad episode except for a few scenes, like Euron killing the sand sneks.

Episode 3 and 4 should be better looking at their synopsis and the leaks.

>>85467900
They don't realize how fucking unstrategic Casterly Rock is

There's no gold there, and the Lannisters there are fucking irrelevant

>>85468984
you need to reread that post my friend.

>>85468992
they definitely fucked up casting all these britbongs that would look a lot worse as adults than as children.

>>85468836
YAAAAASSSS KING SLAAYYYY

>you will never be a farwynd
>you will never be the lonely light
>you will never warg into a whale
>you will never be considered weird
>you will never sail west
>you will never visit americos

>>85468863
>she is the best fit for the throne.

>don't deny it.
Only by comparison to the shitty offspring she bore and raised to be kings. Tywin was right as usual; Cersei is not as clever as she thinks she is.

>When they destroy the antique dragon skull to prove a point
Why...

>>85469025
this

glad someone said it

>>85468995
Now imagine if the only thing Adam was ever asked in any interview (not just randos on the street) for two years was if he feels bad for killing han, does he miss han, how is he going to survive without han, everybody loves han and hates you

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>tfw you actually find out a fanfic about Arya raped by Walder Frey after failing to assassinate him

>>85469058
gotta post that shit my wigga

>>85468869
It's not like she is to flash them in her audition. Look at the average tits on the show, they are, well, average looking. They just roll the dice on the tits and cast who they think is right for the character.

Hence you wind up with Dormer's pancakes, and Rosabell's glorious globes.

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remember when we all thought that this cuck was a major player instead of some shit supporting character? LOL

>>85469044
This, I literally pulled half the scalp of my hair in rage over that.

The sheer idiocy of these people

>>85469058
gross lol old man and quasimodo

>>85469077
*looks disgruntled in the background*

Is it confirmed that Missandei pegged the worm?

>>85469077
I remember ;_;

Man, he played us like a fucking fiddle. He was just a shit character with no opinion of his own.

>>85467816
literal perfection, god damn

>>85469077
team khaleesi now, bitch

SLAY SPIDER

>>85469077
Littlefinger and Varys were great characters now Varys has been reduced too "BEG FOR IT DICKLESS BITCH"

>>85469058
I want one where the Hound pounds her.

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>>85469107
What is confirmed is that they removed all Ghost scenes for that piece of shit lesbian scene.

Fuck D&D

>>85468407
Seinfeld

>>85467816
Her facial expressions are almost as hot as her tits.

Almost.

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>>85468766

Is it normal for GRRM to get erections around food?

>>85469126
Or Yoren tbqh

Or Gendry

>>85469020
Just because the mines ran out doesn't mean they don't have gold. You horde that shit like it was... well, gold.

>>85469125
And littlefinger to "GIVE SISTER LOVE UR MOMMAH"

The absolute state of this shitshow.

>>85469170
and to think I used to rate CIA

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>>85469077
>Dude I know I tried to kill you but I think you would be a good monarch so I will support you now

>dany applies for king or queen of westeros
>dany: i was born to rule the 7 kingdoms.
>interviewer: why?
>dany: because it is my birthright.
>interviewer: why is it your birthright?
>dany: ...

What are some old theories that got debunked when a new book came out? And on the subject of theories, does anyone else here think Robert Arryn is Littlefinger's bastard?
>Jon Arryn had been shooting blanks his entire life
>Lysa suddenly finally manages to become pregnant while in King's Landing, where Littlefinger is
>She'd been wanting his dick for years, he almost certainly gave it to her at least once during all those years
>Robert is small, sicky and frail, just like LF was as a child
>Littlefinger seems especially disgusted with Robert's sickness and behaviour in the books, like a "is this really my fucking son?" reaction

>>85469161
>Gendry
STAG'd

>>85469126
That should have been a thing a few years ago.

>>85469077
Every character who gets close to Dany becomes boring and uninteresting. Good thing Jon Snow it has no affect on him.

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>>85469196
The Stark-Baratheon union we all deserve

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>>85469077
At least he's a good actor

>>85469198
There is no way it wasn't. Or better yet, one where he plows Sansa and Arya both.

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>yfw Cersei orders Robert Strong to rape Ellaria, kill her and murder her child

Like father like daughter.

>>85469219
you could argue that makes it worse

Just watched episode 2, holy shit this is so bad. Nothing actually makes sense anymore. They just do female empowerment shit for the sake of it.

In the books, women are also major players but they aren't fucking hamfisted like this.

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the decline of aryas character is the biggest tragedy of the show. There were very dark times in season 4-6 where her arc was the only one that was interesting and she actually had character past strong gurl

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>*saves your show*

APOLOGIZE

yasss queen slayah

>>85469218
>That scene of Maisie/Arya (it was the actress and character both) was eyeing up shirtless Gendry very unsubtly

Then she blurts out on one of the premiere red carpets when asked, that she has a crush on Gendry's actor, then becomes very sheepish.

>>85469260
did they even explained how she survived the stab in the gut?

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>>85469282

This one?

>>85469258
post 2/10

>>85468946
>shit taste
GoT has been a guilty pleasure since season 3, for sure. I was still chasing the dragon, searching for that TV high. The fact that you continue to watch tells me you're doing the same. But at least up till now I've been able to dismiss all the little things that were sorta bad. Like the writing and general direction of the show definitely took a skydive. But Jesus, this episode was a whole other story. It felt like I was watching a bad hispanic soap opera with horrendous acting and scenes that just made me cringe.

>>85469016
I'm glad it's not just me. I don't have much hope that it'll get any better. But I hope I'm surprised.

>>85469195
That makes so much sense, but
>How would one prove such a thing
>How would it ever matter?

But then again, Ned invented genetics & thought this new thing would convince anyone, leading to his death & the entirety of this book series, so who knows

Why is there still a Baratheon stag over Kings Landing in the intro? Shouldn't it be a lannister lion now?

>>85469270
Who would have thought 2 eyed euron would save the show, but he leaves to the iron islands by the end of the season. Hope we see him again.

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>>85469299
Stabs. Plural.

>>85468432
I choose to be executed immediately

>>85469199
Well he's the main character, the whole series is literally about him, he's basically King Arthur, if he's boring the whole show would be boring.

When he dies and is brought back to life nothing even happens to him, he's the same guy unlike other people.

>>85469270
>iron islanders
>neither saves show or books
>GRRM fat faggot

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>>85468714

>>85469282
I believe he's like 10 years older than her, and yet I have to wonder if circa S2 or 3 he went and ahead and porked her between filming.

>>85469299
mary sue magic

>>85469304
That one yes.

>>85469323
>The fact that you continue to watch tells me you're doing the same
Are you retarded or something? We come here to shit on this trashshow. There is nothing redeemable and hasn't been for literal seasons.

The books are better, and the show is so bad its burning me out of wanting to even finish the books.

>>85469329
Stabs and knife twist.

>>85469329
I miss the waifunator

>>85468714
Look how round they are, god damn.

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>>85469329
Fucking hell that is terrible.

>>85469389
and slash

what happened to the storm lands army? the baratheon army?

>>85469327
She's technically a Baratheon in the sense that Baratheon family is rightful heir to the throne

>>85468907
You find it impossible to divorce your politics from the entertainment you consume, which probably means you care too much about politics

>>85469438
killed the most retarded way possible

>>85469299
plot armor

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>>85467748
I can't

>>85469329
>Arya then drowned after losing strength from blood loss
>the highly disappointed Waif fished Arya's ugly corpse out of the canal, having expected more of a challenge, and carved off her face for later use

>>85469078
>>85469044
I think that's pretty consistent with Cersei's character

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>>85469329
she's a highly trained assassin. it's entirely plausible that she would live.

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>>85469304
>Arya will never be this cute again

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>>85469438

>>85469483
No it isn't

>>85469450
not him but nothing wrong about that. Politics affect your every day life and being politically active is a good thing. Be a retarded tripfaggot elsewhere.

>>85469438
Died with Stannis, remember?

>>85469195
I really like this theory, never heard it before either. But yeah, how would you prove it and why would it matter?

>>85469195
One more thing - I remember reading that Arryns are blonde-haired, since they're almost pure Andal. If Jon Arryn was blond and Lysa was a redhead, why is Sweetrobin dark-haired?

>>85469483
>trained assassin
>contracts AIDS
>still lives to be 60-70 years old

>>85469483
>highly trained
She flunked out of assassin school, and got ambushed in the most easy manner possible as she was just strolling around the city despite knowing she was marked.

>>85469488
This was my reaction, but without the tears.

In an alternative universe she grew up hot.

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>>85469299
The Mom from the Babadook had some powerful salves.

I'm pretty sore she got killed. I don't get it. I thought it was supposed to be some test for Arya. They accept money? Does the god have a list of names or not? What kind of shitwank death religion was this?

>>85469521
>Jon Arrcuck

>>85469521
I don't think sweetautist's hair colour is actually ever mentioned in the books

>>85469282
video when?

>>85469522
>>85469524

You killed people you weren't contracted to kill. You used your name, and killed out of revenge. You have truly become no one.

>>85467900
>dany surprised jon is young and achieved so much
has she looked into a mirror?

>best girl dies from poison
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85469304
S2 was peak Arya

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>>85469491

>>85469501
>Politics affect your every day life and being politically active is a good thing.
Yes, but usually when it's about actual politics, voting, joining a lobby/pressure group, contacting your elected reps etc. When it mars your ability to enjoy a fantasy TV show, you're going too far imo

>>85469328
Reminder that if he fucks off, it means Gylbert Farwynd was right and that's yet another win.

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>>85469299
>>85469329
>>85469483

>>85469577
You didn't see, she stabbed him with a soul dagger.
It kills black people instantly

>>85469575
>imo
Opinion discarded

Your politics are more important than a dumb fantasy show, same as your religion.

>>85469544
Checked the wiki, it states that Sweetrobin's brown-haired and cites a Catelyn chapter from the first book

>>85469576
It's been revealed in spoilers that he doesn't fuck off because he's a pussy, he fucks off because he's doing some quest for Cersei.

Cersei doesn't care about the white walkers and still wants to be queen, she sends him on some mission, I can't remember what exactly though, I'm sure you could hunt it down.

>>85469577
Shes tiny :3

>>85469575
Should a liberal just shut up and enjoy Duck Dynasty because its on television? Should a conservative just shut up and watch Queer Eye?

>>85468237
>50-75% of them will think them brother/sister
Literally what a girl I was watching with said after the credits for ep02 started rolling.