What the hell happened to Thanos?

He worked out so hard he went bald.

TEN SCOOPS

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The same thing that's happening to Natalie Portman

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This is what happens when you spend 10 years chasing some roastie named Death.

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I don't know. What happened?

>>85462219
C'MON

He looks like Ivan Ooze in the fourth picture. Why the hell did they get rid of the helmet?

his character design improved

He's just lucky ego has already been dealt with or he'd get his shit rekt

LITERALLY fucking WHO?
Who the FUCK is Thanos and why is this stupid raisin keep getting posted on /tv/?

>>85462230
she was honestly never that attractive.

you can make case for her body but her face was never all that hot.

>>85462230
I wish women wouldn't fall for the eternal youth meme. If she was just aging naturally and getting wrinkles she'd look fine, but that picture looks like some uncanny valley bullshit.

>>85462243
because you can take off and put on helmets

Should've kept the black guy instead of replacing him with Brolin.

>>85462234
Why is every poster looking like it's from GOTG now?

¨The Darth Vader of this generation¨.

>>85462234
why is ant man not on this poster

>>85462188
>Hi, I'm Thanos. And this is my pawn shop.

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>>85462205

>>85462234
Is that a teenage Groot?

>>85462188
A FUCKING GRAPE

>>85462275
He's a powerful motherfucker that takes every superhero in the galaxy to stop

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>>85462219
Maybe they should have cast Rich Piana for Thanos

>>85462188
Ivan ooze on crack?

>>85462326
He is, you just have to magnify the picture.

why did the cgi get so much worse wtf

>>85462421
>Avengers: Infinity Scoops

I'd watch it.

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>>85462418
>capeshit

>>85462267
OR he is lucky that malekith didn't use the reality stone to bring eternal night and destruction to the universe...or that Dormammu didn't enter our universe and consume it, or that hela/Surtur doesn't succeed in bringing the end of everything...desu thanos is luck

>>85462279
She rode a solid performance in Leon and decent looks to a casting couch where her (((handlers))) got her a role in Star wars and she somehow became a sex symbol.
She was never sexy, she was at best attractive and at worst 4/10 and only good marketing made her appear to be anything more.

They explained that he no longer needs armor since he has the stones.

>>85462511
its definitely worse in avengers 1

>>85462188
I hate this character because I think he's blue and then sometimes he looks purple and my brother tells me he's purple, its driving me crazy.

>>85462421
>We finally have all the 6 infinity stones
>but since I have to overdo everything, I just gotta do more
>8, 10 stones
>c'mon guys
>C'MON!!!

>>85462511
Paramount had less money, so they don't fuck shit up when they have a chance to do something. Disney gives no fucks.

>>85462234

way too many fucking characters

how is this supposed to work

it's going to be bad even by capeshit standards

also
>tfw no blonde black widow gf

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>>85462188
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>>85462674
I’m Thanos, and this is my cinematic universe. I work here with my old manlet RDJ and my cuck, Big Joss. Everything in here has the same story and same aspie demographic. One thing I’ve learned after 9 years – you always know WHAT assembly line-flick is gonna come through that Disney™ sweatshop.

>>85462188
Why did he turn into Bruce Willis in the last pic

>>85462721
*Rich piana

>>85462626
but even the design in the second to last on the left pic is different than the far right one, doesnt look like brolin anymore

>>85462721
hmmm, maybe bruce willis as the villain could have been more patrician and great than another cgi monkey

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>>85462387
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>>85462710
hearty pip anon

>>85462481
YOU LIE!

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>>85462326
i dont watch marvel movies but isnt this antman?

>>85462511
Actor/directors getting more money (Not only RDJ), so less money for CGI.

>>85462806
What do you think it is? A picture for ants?

>>85462821
That's Memelord

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what kind of quips do you think he'll have

>>85462821
it's guardian man

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>>85462821
That's Starlord (Guardians of the Galaxy). He just looks like Antman.

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>>85462890
oh, nevermind then.

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>>85462188
lmao he looks like Mr Brown
CORA!

>>85462933
Damn Avengers 3 is going to look so good. But who's that little servant following Thanos?

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>>85462318
Because it's the template that works the best. Worked twice, and Marvel noticed it too. I can't blame them. Thor Ragnarok looks super fun. 80s synthwave Kung Fury / Prey style combined with epic (in the traditional sense) is on a roll this generation.

>>85462326
He's inside Blonde Window's colon.

>>85462869
Occasional dark monotone ones that are also creepy in context.

>>85463115
kek

>5 years since we first saw this villain
>Since then he's done precisely fuck all despite like 20 fucking movies set in the universe where he's apparently the ultimate villain

Why should I give a fuck about this guy at this point?

>>85462674
They'll be spread out across 2 movies. Roughly 5 hours of screentime to make everyone feel important.

>>85463191
Just turn your brain off and enjoy the quips dude

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>>85463354
How the fuck did Paul Rudd become ant man

>>85462319
He's a lot better than Darth Vader. Vader was clumsily lobbed at audiences in the first Star Wars. Thanos has 6 years of masterful tapestry weaving.

^ the above post is bait, dont even reply to it

>>85463437
michael douglas gave him the job

>>85463514
Agreed.

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>To that end, Marvel tries not to prioritize the needs of the franchise above the needs of a particular film. "To this day, if there's a formula, it's that the individual movie, more than anything else, is more important than the connectivity," Feige told me.

>>85463437
they wanted someone goofy with dilf appeal. Paul Rudd is pretty perfect

>>85462234
Cap looks like a beast here

>>85463786
But that's why we have many discrepancies. As much as I love Cap Marvel being set up in the 90s, I'd like to know how they will explain a powerful superheror totally ignoring Avengers.
>IM accepting he screwed up so many times, so he won't, during IM3
>AoU comes and he fucked it up once again
>IM fighitng against Goverment the whole trilogy, he won't give his weapons to goverment
>Civil War comes "LOL I'm kidding we should totally register and be under goverment surveillance"
>Starlord's mom is one of the Cap America dancers
>That black lady in AoU is a major villain in Luke Cage

>>85462234

>Roastie

She's a virgin

>>85464181
AoU was quite forgettable for me, which black lady was it?

>>85463786
Tell that to Spider-Man

>comic book nerds in charge of making intimidating villains

Who would have thought normies would worship nerd culture and idiots jumping around in ridiculous costumes

>>85462188
It's crazy how bad the CGI in the first pic aged.

>>85464181
>AoU comes and he fucked it up once again
but he fucked up trying to take himself out of the equation, so it's consistent with where Tony is at that point

>IM fighitng against Goverment the whole trilogy, he won't give his weapons to goverment
Tony gave Rhodey a suit when he thought he was gonna die in IM2.

>>85464330
The one who confronts Stark in a elevator.

>>85464330
She was in Civil War. Not AoU. The one who berated Tony because her son died in Sokovia.

>>85462188

he realized the helmet was goofy and now looks way more hard

>>85462234
>damaged cap
>blonde widow
Why

>>85462188
Aged

>>85462234
Jesus he just looks like a purple bodybuilder wearing expensive gym gear.

What the fuck, and he looks like a really humble guy, like the Rock

>>85464594
>we want the /v/ audience

>>85462234
he looks like coach from l4d2

>>85462234
He looks like Alex Jones

>>85462234
Why is Captain Cucks suit black? Did he tear off the star?

>>85462326
because Ant-Man, Dr. Strange, Black Panthr, Spiderman, Captain Marvel and probably some other fucks will show up for epic cameos

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>>85462710
kek'd

>>85462234
Unironically digging Cap's and Widow's new look.

>>85463191
Actually, he's been moving most of the pieces in the MCU. Loki and Ronan where indirectly working for him and Ultron probably originated from Thanos, since he is the one that gave Loki his staff.

>>85464594
Because they are wanted fugitives

>>85465641
Lol stop confusing facts with your shitty headcanon. Ultron came from tony's design and the blueprint of the mind stone being mapped on. Literally nothing to do with thanos. Yea he gave loki the scepter but unless you're claiming thanos also created the stone, you can fuck off.

He isnt moving any pieces. He gave loki an army to get the cube. Loki failed. He ordered Ronan to get the orb and Ronan kept it. He is moving or doing shit.

>>85465974
Isnt*

>>85465641
Thanos whole "plan" has been a bust up until now.
They have set him up so poorly

>inb4 everything happened how he wanted it to

No. It's shit writing and making it up as they went along. They obviously never planned for the cube to be a stone. It would be stupid to give loki one to get one...just to lose both. Ronan punking him was silly as well.Also mighty convient the space stone was already on earth. As well as the time stone for some reason...

When you look back he literally could have went down to earth, smacked up shield and got the cube and time stone while he was already there. The orb could have been gotten himself while he was at it. He just seems incompetent

>>85462188
marketing

>>85462789
kek

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>>85465091
yeah he kinda does

>>85462234
Will this movie be the moment capeshit went too far and bring on the final death of cinema?

>>85464330
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>>85464536

"you killed my son saving the entire planet, you monster. you should feel baaaad."

>>85468707
Yeah, that was a bit dumb.

>>85468707
Wait a second, do people generally know where the fuck did Ultron come from? Because Tony is 100% at fault here.

>>85464455

Not really. Marvel has never really had great CGI. Just look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQjQDHpo_pg

>>85468911
>we want the chinkformer audience

>>85462234
>Punished Cap
>Blonde Black Widow
I like it

>>85468911
>post-Disney purchase effects

>>85469038

>China $240,110,000

Well, It worked

>>85468911
God their color grading is just pure garbage. Hope they will make their next movies more like GotG 2 in that regard.

>>85468562
This is the event horizon. We have been building up to this point since 2008. It is the culmination of a cycle.
Wouldn't be surprised if the whole world ended after this movie.

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>>85462275
>Who the FUCK is Thanos and why is this stupid raisin keep getting posted on /tv/?

gave me a good giggle

"Thanos, why did you give the Mind Stone away?"

"Mind Stone...where? I had it, did I? What?"

It sucks, his Avengers 1 appearance is clearly the best.

>>85462387
Fucking lol.

>>85462188
MPB gets the best of us

>>85462188
1st looked the most menacing. Plus from the comic con teaser, he's going to look like garbage while in motion.

>>85462234
why does marvel not show ANY effort anymore

It's disgusting

>>85462710
Do you think Thanos enjoys a nice Subway™ sandwich?

>>85470072
>1st looked the most menacing
none of them do

he's a silly purple dude who wants to fuck death

Looks like he lost his hat.

>>85470283

Are you trying to hint here, that Thanos is now played by Jonah Hill and that is why Jonah lost all that weight?

>>85462188
>Thanos will never use the mind crystal thing and make all the hunky heroes into cumsluts

>>85470346
*helmet

>>85462230
DELETE THIS

>>85462188

The infinity gauntlet gave him AIDS.

>>85462710
HAHAHA

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>>85462188
Oh no no no.......

>>85472242
no wonder he mad

>>85462230
>mommy jewess

nothing wrong here, her hairstyle is just god-awful

>>85462710
underrated

>>85462230
Going for that Lisa Ann look

>>85462933
>can't wipe his own ass

>>85462188

Literally looks the same in all pics just the last one has no helmet.

>>85462933
>tfw I used to think meatheads who postured like this were huge tools
>actually went to the gym once with a marine buddy, let him coach me through workouts
>my arms actually were stuck like this the following day

Never would have thought it was just a post workout thing on not people being tough guys.

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>>85472602
doesn't even have the cool pointy things.

>>85463354
>he will never grow like that inside of an enemy
wasted potential

>>85463191
I hope DC doesn't do the same thing with Darkseid.

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>>85472790
Darkseid is going to fuck their shit up

played by based Ron Perlman

>>85472838
Michael Ironside would be even better.

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>>85472838
Damn. I would love to get a New Gods movie. Would be epic.

>>85473302
the early concept art was just "REALLY BUFF f. murray abraham" though

>>85473406
F. MURRAY ABRAHAM

Kids already have Thanos figures from the cartoons, need to redesign him to sell the toys again.

Why do you think Iron Man gets a new suit every movie that never does anything different? Apart from show more of his face, of course.

>make 17 movies
>show the ultimate villain around 40 seconds
>now no one gives a flying fuck about him
Literally why

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>>85462710
Kek.

>>85462710
I would screenshot but you replied to so many people you ruined it

>>85464501
Come on but the government thing really is against Starks trilogy. Also the parent issues were there but never to the forced plot extent of Civil War. The movie just revolved around that and they shoved in the weird holohram young Tony to reinforce "muh issues"

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>>85462710
>>85462789

>>85462188
He looks like absolute shit and always has. They have some great CGI in these movies, I don't understand why they can't seem to make thanos look good

>>85462234
Cap looks like Solid Snake

>>85474300
Rhodey takes the suit, like halfway into Iron Man 2? Meaning Tony programmed it for him before then. This anti-government thing only comes from the opening 10 minutes of IM2 and no where else in the trilogy. It's not in IM1 or 3, so I can't really agree it's against the trilogy. On the point of parent issues, the dad stuff was a part of IM2.

Stark works with the government, Steve against it. On the surface, it seems backwards. If you see their previous movies, it makes more sense. Cap was always just "fuck the rules" just in different shades. Tony takes a little more to notice but he goes through this arc:

IM1: Tony becomes a one-man army.
IM2: Tony is gonna die and gives a suit to Rhodey, works with him in the climax.
Avengers: Tony is a douche, but everyone works together.
IM3: Tony tries to build suits so he himself can handle any situation and realizes this is a bad idea by the end (doesn't work with the government, but still relies on War Machine towards the end).
AoU: Ultron project is designed to take Tony/heroes out from under the personal responsibilities to save Earth. Tony screws the pooch.
CW: Tony realizes he needs overhead because he's inadvertently killing innocent people a la IM1.

>>85462188
shit
great
blurry
shit

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>>85462234

>>85472838
Michael McElhatton has a mystery role in Justice League. It's Darkseid no doubt.

>>85474650
Pretty sure you mean big boss.

Why am I supposed to care about this villain? Why did they tease him for so long?

>>85462188
They changed his skin color, then he learned to smile and finally they changed his eye color, removed his brows and armor. It's awful.

>>85462230
Awful.

>>85462188

They changed the design to make him look like Whedon.

>>85464181
>As much as I love Cap Marvel being set up in the 90s, I'd like to know how they will explain a powerful superheror totally ignoring Avengers.

she's gonna get her ass sent to space.

>>85462188
He left humanity behind.

>>85462418
Or just Spider-Man and Hellcat
Or solo Draxx

>>85472429
Jesus the lazy shit you people find funny these days

>>85468562
After Infinity War 2, capeshit will have hit peak performance and it will all be downhill from there

what remains to be seen is whether it's a gentle incline or a sharp cliff.

>>85462188
>"I'll do it myself"
> Waits a few more years and shows up with another gang of mooks

Honestly, my big problem with MCU Thanos is that they had over 20 films to slowly build him up but we still don't know anything about his character, personality, and goal.

He wants the gems is what we know so far.

>>85475583
The films are to build up the characters, not the villain.

Thanos has 2 films to be built up and brought down in. Thats plenty.

He's been referenced heavily in 2 (first avengers, gotg).

Everyone knows he's maneuvering for the infinity stones.

Thats all you need.

>>85475660
I'd agree with you if it wasn't for the fact that 99.9% of the villains thus far have been forgotten after leaving the theater.

>>85475583

The films aren't in chronological order. GotG 2 is before Civil War, for example.

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>>85474300
>forced
Ironman in Civil War has the most plausible character motivation of any character in any Marvel movie. You're nuts.

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>>85475984

>we need a law for everyone not me to keep them from doing the things i do

I know I was totally triggered in Doctor Strange. Who the fuck are they to just go to Shanghai and stop Hannibal from destroying the world? Fucking American imperialists.

>>85476315
It's almost like different characters can have different ideas of what's right and just. Makes you think.

>>85462188
YOU'RE TURNING VIOLET, THANOS!

>>85472242
mirin' calves

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>>85465091
SUPER MALE VITALITY STONES

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>>85462188
Hanna Barbera put more money into Grape Ape's animation budget.

>>85462234
>MILF. white haired black window
damn

>>85474969
hes the voice of steppenwolff

>>85462710
>>85462710
so thats how he acquires the gems

>well you heard my buddy he said theyre worth 6 garrillion
>so how abouti give you 300k

>>85462890
>41 kb

what is this
a picture FOR HUMANS?

>>85466162
This

>>85466162
This, here is Thanos optimal plan:

>year is 2011 or so, aka confirmed first year that Thanos decides to assemble the gauntlet
>instead of giving Loki the sceptre and an army and that gay shit he just comes to earth himself, waltzes into SHIELD hq, busts them up, busts out the space stone
>teleports to the magic sanctuary, grabs time stone
>now he has time, mind, and space
>basically unstoppable already but we need two more, so he teleports across space to the Collector's abode and takes his stone too
>now all we need is reality and then gg

Now reality was hidden I admit but I'm sure he could've found it eventually, given his intellect, resources and the other stones

Like he could just travel in time to the original fight where the reality gem was hidden and take it there and then. Or any number of other things.

>>85462230
Looking forward to seeing it on Norm Macdonald Live!

>>85477099
Wouldn't mind

>>85462234
Nomad cap will save capekino

>>85477570
>>85466162

Thanos is the type of guy that prefers other people doing things for him than involving himself.

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>>85462710
Made me kek, good job

>>85477570
There are six stones you know.

>>85462188
He took off his helmet. Very interesting thread

>>85472242
Skipped the knee day huh

>>85462188
MCUcks will defend this

>>85462188
They made him purple and took off the hat?

>>85472581
For bodybuilders it's more to do with their huge lats and arms, Jason is just a piss lord

>>85462776
>hmmm
Why the reddit speak?

>>85462188
>>85462234
NANOMACHINES, SON!

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>>85462710
Remember when 4chan used to be original and didn't laugh at Youtube Comments like-bait tier posts?
This is the kind of shit that mods would unironically ban you for back in 2009, while typing (USER WAS BANNED FOR BEING A FAGGOT).

>>85462318

They did a Captain America 2 vintage-style poster just like that, unless you're completely stuck up on rainbow colors, which fits given the context.

>>85462710
Look, the redditor even mass replied to everyone to make people notice his epic copy and pasted joke.

>>85479105
From whom?

>>85479202
It's the oversaturation of all the posters, not the "vintage" style.

>>85462933
oh god, that poor dude with the white t-shirt is suffering from the horrible invisible melons syndrome

>>85479181
bane xDDD

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>>85479347

If this movie had a rainbow colored plot macguffin in the background would you call this poster oversaturated? The only complaint about oversaturation that makes sense to me is Gamora since shes usually a darker shade in the films, but again, rainbows are bright.

Strikes me of looking for any reason whatsoever to complain, and i'm saying this as someone who swore off capeshit after Iron Man 2.

>>85479105
Meanwhile..... >>85456133

>>85477099
>Captain America becomes heavily inspired by MGS series
That would be awesome

>>85479793

*could

>>85462710
do you have to reply to all those post

>>85472242
How is he meant to fuck death with no dick?

>>85465122
My guess is he's making the Secret Avengers to continue being a good guy while hiding from Tony, hence the spec ops black suit look.

>>85478554
Oh yeah, soul. But I guess it'll be revealed in Ragnarok to be in Asgard or something. Either way, once you have five, the sixth would prolly be piss easy to acquire