Is J.G. Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW commercialkino?

YESTERDAY

IF YOU HAVE MESOTHELIOMA, CALL NOW

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it just seems good but of the lead in

no, this is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeVybJmtMFA&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx1J2CzNnS8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE

>>85462620
HERE AND NOWWWW

>>85462685
What the fuck

>>85462685
nice, havent seen this in years

>>85462685
Jesus Christ

>>85463029
the tv version was a couple seconds shorter and didn't have as bad screaming and burns

>>85462620
THIS SHIT WAS 100% K I N O W A V E

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This is how you do commercial kino.

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>>85461620
Is this the scene from spiderman 2 where spiderman stops the subway cart from going off the edge , but then threw it off the edge himself when he realized it was full of Italians?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI

Are TV lawyers good at all?

>>85463612
Why is Hitler and a young Elijah Wood selling donuts?

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>>85462562

>>85463749
fug i've seen this so many times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

>>85461620
For me, it's Celino and Barnes.

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>>85463749
>Mfw I got the dinosaur issue

>waiting to call 8

>all these commercials that have no story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_2TeVk1tc

YOU KIDS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A DELICIOUS FRUITY BEVERAGE

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>>85461620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

I'm working for an hourly wage I went to high school, didn't do great still I gotta make more cash more education is what I'm looking at when I get a degree I will make a bigger salary so now I've got to see which college is right for me I went on the Internet and found Education Con-nec-tion I took some free tests to find out my direction I'm taking my classes online getting my degree on my own time Education Connection matched me with the right college for free Get connected for free (free) with Education Connection Get connected for free (free) with Education Connection

>>85462685
Which channel aired this commercial?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>Every commercial break

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>>85462685
What the fuck were they thinking?
Why would they include the screams?

WE PIckING YOU UP

WHEN YOU DIAL 7 DIAL IT 7 TIMES

WE PICKING YOU UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

>>85464149

God she was so fucking hot

>>85461620
No, This is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY

>>85464069
IM GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

>>85464244
Seems like a totally normal reaction.

>>85464149
CUTE
U
T
E

Post only commercialkino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFDgwXG7qy0

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>>85464254
Holy shit that pay off was worth it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwlMHJE82Mk

I'M COLORBLIND KID

You kids ain't seen nothing yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4yOtuqMplU

>>85464391
Reminded me of those that's a blow pop commercials.

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>addiction IS a disease

>>85464354
never thought i'd find myself laughing that hard at a whole classroom of kiddies being squished

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https://youtu.be/WYS5NtRXlZQ
It was a better time.

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>>85464396
Jesus did they actually sell this in the US?

>>85464391
Damn, I haven't seen this in forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjmxmHpBj4E

>>85464445
He says it like someone is arguing with him behind the camera

>>85464474
Do they even still sell super soakers anymore? Used to own 50 when I was a kid. Too bad kabetoys closed down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz3e5PLcPfY

>>85464244
ALPHA
L
P
H
A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8M8I2SYEiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLZptx6UQLk

>>85464666
Looks like he was on heroine when he made this.

PSAkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZWD2sDRESk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

>>85462620
>>85463749
>>85464204

repetition repetition repetition

https://youtu.be/wNg1nQvCzr0

>>85463749
Lol what the point to make these when 90% of these species will be extinct in the next 20 years? Future kids are lucky they'll grow up in a simpler world.

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>>85463749
>>85463997

>tfw mom wouldn't order Zoobooks because the dinosaur issue and monkey issue challenged her young earth creationist view and she told me that they were evil

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Rachael Leigh Cook was a jewel of the 90s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyXFN4ocN_o

>>85465117
Fundies are a plague that must be purged from this country.

>>85462685
AAAAAAAGH

>>85464693
It looks like he's trying not to laugh at the end

>>85464819

Thanks to this commercial, I will forever know how to say "Je suis la jeune fi" and continue to occasionally recall this phrase until I die without ever knowing what it actually means.

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>>85464567
>Published on 8 Jul 2006

>>85465155
t.Reddit

The Sears AC unit commercial from the 90s is the commercial kino gold standard

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM

this is what you wanna see

>>85465294
It's literally the only french phrase I know and I too have no desire to learn what it means.

>>85465510
She scratching her pube hair?

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>>85465605

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>>85465443

If the dinosaur issue of Zoobooks is Reddit, I don't wanna be 4chan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9i39GENWU

>you will never speak spanish

>>85465510
whats the source of your pic?

>>85464523
They do. But because they tend to be seasonal items, their marketing isn't as prevalent. Nerf guns are still very popular.

>>85465809
a thread on this same board
search "daughter"

>>85461620
>not only being subjected to ads and commercials but actively watching them

God damn, OP, it is fucking 2017.

>>85465443
Found another one, don't worry your long for the gas chambers.

>>85461620
are they still showing that? that shit was made like 10 years ago

ooonne eight seven-seven kars 4 kids

>>85466257
I saw it a few months ago.

I'm pretty sure the oldest commercial still being shown is the classic Tootsie-Pop commercial with Mr. Owl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwJQQux0TF0

Part of me wishes there was Saturday morning shows worth watching just to catch some commercials.

>>85466484
The old Empire Today commercial is so much better than the new one with that awful CGI.

>>85466435
Those Jews were recently exposed

>>85461620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kMZ5kuF7Oo
I remember they play this shit all the time on CN.

>>85462919
LMAO

YFW HORRIBLE SONGS YOU WOULD HAVE NEVER KNOWN EXISTED IF NOT FOR INFOMERCIALS

>>85466950
Never has child abuse been so cute.

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>>85465385
HEADON WAS PROPERLY POSTMODERN AVANTGARDE

Production value is everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxZT_VdOaI

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TODAY

>>85465046
Oh god HOLY FUCK the nostalgia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCFhUgyvNbc

literally the best commerical, prove me wrong

>>85464666
>please

>>85461620
Fuckig brilliant that everyone played a new part on that bus but him. Fuck.

>>85467611
CLOSET WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe1svEpZs3M

>>85465294
>>85465548
It means "I am a little girl"

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>>85464149
>>85464247
>>85464343
shes a single mom now
would you take care of her son /tv/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYQD8SwhnZU

>>85468305
I'd smash her, and let her son listen.

>>85464149

i can sing the entirety of this by heart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC6WQBBcV8Q

>>85464352
Right here bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiDkEUqE_JE

>>85468305
poor kid's gonna be fucked up

>>85464149
Finally some real kino

Commercial KINO$$$

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekHca_fm1P4

>>85468506
that "who was that man" part is kinda creepy. Strikes me like some alan resnick shit

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>>85464352


https://youtu.be/oAm1EU_pu80?t=27m8s

OH $HIT KINO DROP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCP5EaU6IRE

>>85464254
>that "splat" sound

Dying.

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>>85465443

>>85461620
HOW TO ORDER A CUERVO BLACK AND COLA

>>85462620

Pisses me off I remember every word of this

>>85462620
FUCK thats a blast from the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oel0zjpKCwE

>>85465510
Legitimately thought this was a real commercial until the park scene...

>>85462620
holy fuck I remember this. that goddamned cocksucking michael bolton song would wake me up if I left my fucking tv on

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOUUUU

>>85463749
>to meet and learn surprising facts about the magnificent animals that live there

holy fuck I remember thinking as a kid "HOW CAN YOU MEET A FACT, THAT'S STUPID, THIS IS BULLSHIT" I was an autistic little fucker

>>85464666
HIIMCAPTAINLOUALBANO

>>85461620
Any of my /ky/ and South Indy negros will remember the legend Little John.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4eJNtFG10U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiJGiB-qows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF_j-3S6tBk

He's a Louisville legend and god among men.

>Commercialkino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYZs7VJaAlQ

>>85465046

How did they afford to run these commercials so much for so many years

>>85462685
maybe if she was looking where she was going instead of at the camera this wouldn't have happened

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south texas anons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVzG4o9w_j8

>>85463749
tfw never got any of these

>>85464523
Yeah, lot of knock offs or cheap brands though now too. Me and my brother used to have some fuck huge ones with massive backpack watertanks. Classic ones in good condition are expensive as fuck too.

>>85468541
At least it's not a mulatto.

>>85467478
I only knew of this man from Krobo Productions videos.

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>>85465155
>It's a fedora fag acts tough on the internet episode

You just bought yourself a space in the oven, faggot.

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>>85466107