why is there no movie about cats being the true men's best

why does everyone love dogs when they smell like shit and have disgusting looking eyes

>doesn't shit everywhere
it's called training and it takes less than a month

>come ask me politely to food intead of tearing up the trash bags
both cats and dogs do this but at least you can train dogs not to

>uses her litter
you mean that rancid smelling container of shit you keep in your household? really hygienic

>follows me around or sleeps
neets get out

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>>85460922

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>catcucks

>>>/v/eddit

>>85460922
If you die, your dog will wait till its starving to eat you. A cat would eat you before its wet food

Enjoy your brain parasite that makes you take more risks and ultimately leads you to kill yourself.

Cats Eye the cat saves Drew Barrymores life.

>>85460922

Mainly because you can't train cats to do cute tricks.

I much prefer dogs but I will admit it's comfy as fuck having cat fall asleep on your lap after a long day at work.

>>85461029
pets in general are unhygienic
fucking bare paw walking outside and then onto your bed/carpet/couch
fucking lay down on the sidewalk and then onto your bed/carpet/couch
fucking smell
fucking barking at skateboards

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>>85460922
Not our fault you're too retarded to train a doggo properly.

>>85461029
I didn't even need to train the cat tho
the first time I got her from the street she already knew that she is supposed to shat in the litter

Big Dogs > Cats > Small Dogs

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>>85461396
>smelly
>hairy
>dribbly
>stupid
>tend to be more deformed or inbred
>harder to restrain if they go mental
>if you are trapped under a bookshelf and a big dog tries to fuck your wife, you will have to watch in quiet agony
>die younger

fuk big dogs

>>85462468
Sounds like you're a shit owner

>>85460922
I've got a Russian blue cat that's personality is like a dog. He lets you rub his belly and needs attention, will beg you for food, greets you when you celebrating home. He's the kino cross breed

>>85462591
I have a ragdoll that is similar. She literally always is in the same room as me

>>85462659
is ragdoll a variety of cat or am I reading the mad ramblings of a degenerate lunatic