YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

I can't Believe It's Not Butter is secretly made with butter

>>85457962
woah

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>>85457903
I'm king of the world!

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>>85459130
sorry but I'm not sure if you can handle the truth

Private santiago was not starved, he was given a ration of water and vitamin supplements.

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>>85457903
goddamn the end of this movie is such shit

>Put a decorated Colonel on the stand with no evidence and WORK the confession out of him!
>No, that's stupid. I'll face charges for doing so
>Your father would've done it!
>I'LL DO IT!!!

>>85459562
I couldn't get over how stupid the premise was. Like the audience was supposed to believe the safety of Gitmo was at such risk from those bloodthirsty Cubans that a full-bird thought it was worth murdering one of your own men over instead of replacing him.

>>85459562
You cant handle the truth! Son we live in a world that has movies, and those have to be made by men with the script. Whose gonna do it you, you lieutenant anon? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep at the plot hole, and you curse the writers. You have that luxury, you have the luxury of not knowing what I know, that this plot hole while tragic, probably ensured great scenes. And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible, to you, make kino. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you talk about movies; you want me on that script, you need me on that script! We use words like honor, code, loyalty, We use these words as the backbone of a life spent creating something, you use them as a punch line. I have neither the time,or the inclination, to explain myself to a man, who rises and sleep under the blanket of the very film that I provide, and then questions the manner, in which I provide it. I'd rather you just say 'thank you' and go on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a gun, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn, what you think you are entitled to!