What are some of the fringe GoT theories you believe in?

for me, it's the ice dragon sighting at the end of Hardhome.

the show is shit and GRRM is a hack

Euron Greyjoy is Azor Ahai reborn

The map in the intro is completely accurate. The world is on the inside of a Dyson sphere

Dragonglass is actually obsidian

>>85456894
Tyrion Targaryen

The theory that the show is good

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>>85457174
That's bad ass.
Thanks for sharing.

GRRM is going to finish the books

>>85457115
Fuck. It was a colony human experiment all along.

dragonglass is actuall y frozen seagull shite

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>>85457115
I will support any theory that involves a dyson sphere

>>85457267
Stannis will return before that happens

>>85456894
Theon's dick is growing back, it's in the books, just have to see if the writers of the show do it.

R + L = Davos

>>85457315
I guess Jon will have to fight Australians for it then

>>85457267
Speaking of which, what's grrm been up to lately

What's he doing today?

>>85457450
being a fat fuck and not finishing the books

Bran is actually narrating

That GoT is actually good

>>85457387
Do you think Theon, Varys, and Grey worm bond over their missing junk?

>>85457450
Eating and watching porn

>>85457541
i love eating porn

>>85456894
Stay in your containment threads.

>>85457450
fucking with us
no book til late 2018 at the absolute earliest, and that is being extremely optimistic

>>85457530
Theon's is growing back though. Varys enjoys eating worms perfectly shaven ethnic asshole, confirmed in the books as well.

1000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch Stannis Baratheon

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>>85456894

that GRRM is actually two fat people combined to form one massive obese person

>>85456894
>Tyrion Lannister is a Targaryen
>Tywin Lannister hated Tyrion because he knew about the affair
>One of Cersei's children is Kevan's
>Ned Stark slept with Kat's sister
>Kat Stark is "alive" and is a white walker
>The white king is a Stark
>The stone men are immune to dragon fire
>Varys is a Targaryen bastard

>>85457758
two of those are legitimately true
I'll let you pick which two

>Varys planned Shae to provoke Tyrion into killing Tywin
>Oberyn was slowly poisoning Tywin which is why he spent so much time on the shitter during that episode

>>85457492
Bran is also everyone including everyone irl

Davos (Bran) writes ASOIAF after learning to write because of Shireen (Bran)

Bran is the Many-Faced God

Bran is the Night King

>>85456983
>fringe

>Daenerys is mad
>Jon is not a Targaryan but a Dayne
>Clegane is Azor Ahai
>Jaime will take the Iron Throne
>Ser Jorah will kill Daenerys after he see that she went mad
>Nigh King was created by time travel Bran who saw Daenerys went mad in the future, so he went back on time to create the Forest Childrens to create the Nigth Kings
>Hodor will apear as Other in next Season and Arya will kill him

>>85457843
Stop stealing my ideas

>>85457910
HODOR CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR

i believe that a lot of the MAGA twats who post in the 4chan GoT threads have never felt the warm touch of a woman before

>>85457938
You can't steal from yourself

>>85456978
explain

>>85457758
>Varys is a Targaryen bastard
He's a Blackfyre fucking shit.

Jorah is the prince that was promised.

>>85457387
plz explain

Ned warged himself into Ice at the moment of his death.

Jojen motherfucinkg paste.

>>85458028
Clegane is.

>>85457450
campaigning for Elizabeth Warren

>>85457703
1000th is going to be the Mormont girl. Once scabies guy is cured he is going to return to bear island and she will be exiled to the wall.

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Sansa died in S1E1

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Mance Rayder sent the assassin to kill Bran
Jojen paste
Aegon will become king
Daenerys will go mad
Oberyn poisoned Tywin
Some of the Lannister kids are Targs
Daario = Euron

These are all obvious though but people seem to be stupid.

Daenerys represents Sophia and Jon is the true Christ, her brother, and they will be married, completing the mystical union of "bread and wine", and restore order. Expect some kind of Sun and Moon imagery in reference to them to signify their symbolic place as God and Goddess. The White Walkers will destroy all but the elect.

>>85457267
That's too unrealistic.

hotpie is a dragonborn

>>85457576
underrated

Arrys direwolf did not follow her because it was being warged by a Stark. Whichever Stark that has got business down in King's Landing.

Ned Stark was mumbling shit right before his head was bowled down a back alley in King's landing.

>>85456983
that's a fact not a theory

>>85458133
Women aren't allowed in the Nights Watch and she is like 7 years old

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Reminder

>>85458367
She's so badass they're going to change the rules yaaaasss :^)

>>85457998
touche

>>85458033
GRRM went into extensive detail about theon's penis in the books, about three pages worth in the soft cover version. One of the hand maidens only job was to milk him on the reg, orders directly from need stark when he first noticed theon's penis during puberty. She began to use the overt abundance of his semen as an elixir to heal burns on her sickly mother.

She would take a glass flask that GRRM described as able to hold enough well water to hydrate a decently sized peasant family. Apparently every time he'd orgasm he'd fill it to the brim and she would cap it and keep it in the basements of winterfell.

In the first episode of this season you can see one of the ships maidens carrying out a glass flask that is over sized out of theon's quarters. it is only a quarter full though probably because his penis is only starting to grow back and his testicles are only churning up a quarter of what they used to.

>>85457450
Writing more egg and dunc comic books

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>>85458135
>Tywin warged into Tyrion
I don't know why but I cracked up

>>85457758
>Kat Stark is "alive" and is a white walker
shitty showfag confirmed.
She's resurrected and is lady stoneheart in the book.

>>85456894
Victarion will anally fist dany with his fiery hand when she meets her

And she will enjoy it

Little finger will kill Arya before she reaches Winterfell

L+AD = J

It's the only explanation to the Tower Joy.

Stannis was the Azor Azai so now they have to travel back in time or they're fucked

Theon is Azor Ahai and his crotch will burst into flames, his cock renewed.

Every nobleman is a Targaryen.
The masses will rise and kill the crazies.
Pleb rules OK.

>>85458721

Here's a better explanation

>Rhaegar, the king, had Arthur Dayne, a member of the kingsguard, guard the tower

Why the fuck would Arthur be the father?

>>85458135
>Tywin warg into Tyrion

I lost.


Also, some of these from "creep" level had been more or less confirmed lately by the show.

>>85457899
i believe this

>>85457970

2/10, would've been 9/10 with the image.

>>85456983
>I hate everything that is popular.

>>85456894
Stannis is alive hiding in Dragonstone

>>85457843
I tend to believe the Bran-based ones.

>>85458046
Disproven.

I also think a lot of theories saying Mance is behind stuff is true. I also think the Southron Ambitions theory is true.

>>85459231
>Disproven.
In the books? How so?

>>85459453
Jojen said he'd die back at home and his visions haven't been wrong.

Also earlier seasons of the show were used to prove or disprove certain fan theories floating around. The RW scene in the show was used to show that Robb had no heirs, something people had been theorizing from Jeyne (even with her birth control tea). In the show Jojen gets blown to smithereens so no paste for Bran.

>>85456894
Stannis is dead

>>85458490
>i so want this to be a thing

quick go spread it in the generals so that a few newfags pick it up and it spreads like cancer

>>85456894
>jon snow is aegor targaryen
>littlefinger has no endgame because he is too far up salsa's ginger minge
>jon+dany

strange theories i agree but something about them seems right

Varys is not a Eunuch

Jaime will kill Cersei and fulfill his role as the Kingslayer for all time

>>85458154
Go back to /lit/

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>>85458003
>webm related
Looks like something big is moving quickly behind the fog, above the cliffs.

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>>85458490

>The High Sparrow (The one who died in "The Door") is Bran from the future
Bran gains the power of the High Sparrow, but only too late to save the world
He contacts a younger self and guides him, causing the night king to kill him earlier than he should have died in the original timeline

>Burn them all = Burn the wall
Similar to Hodor arc
OR
>Burn them all = Bran warning the Mad King to use the wildfire on the white walkers, but thus causes him to go mad

>Jaime will strangle Cersei to death
Taken from that scene where they are standing on a big floorpainting of Westeros
Cersei stands on the neck, Jaime by the fingers
Jaime will then become the King- and Queenslayer

>Bran will permanently warg into one of Daenerys' dragons
Taken from the quote: "But you WILL fly" after he asks if he will ever walk again
Right before you die, if you warg into something, you become it permanently, as showed earlier in the show
This will most likely be the ice dragon inside the wall, which is why Bran tells the mad king to burn the wall
He becomes rhe dragon so the night king doesn't have it

Jon will use the help of the white walkers to defeat a power-crazed Kelly C

>>85459640
Littlefinger does not have an endgame. He's gonna die pretty soon without accomplishing nothing.
Jon+Dany is gonna happen too. It's all on the leaks, no theory needed.

>>85460121
Holy fuck

>>85456894
theon is azor ahai

After 7 seasons of getting cucked, Jorah will win the Danyb Owl

>>85460121
Actually ya hey

Dany will become mad with power and start roasting cunts just like she did in previous seasons.

>>85461071
I really wanted him to somehow sit on the iron throne just long enough to get BTFO. The show is just not long enough and the last season really got fucked up with jon entering the winterfell picture, so it now isn't possible to pull off. The path was something like become warden of the north, marry salsa, ally with one more kingdom to take over king's landing, and then he controls a majority.

>>85460500
Nah that last one is wrong. He's told he'll never walk again and yet he does when he wargs hodor and in the flashbacks. So if he flies while warging why would that count?

I was a Eurio believer until the show conclusively debunked it.

I don't buy Preston's favorite theory that R+L=D/B+A=J but he makes one really good point that Ned feeling like he had failed to keep his promise after being thrown in the black cells makes no sense if Jon were Lyanna's kid since Jon's relative safety hadn't changed at all since Ned let him go to the wall whereas Dany now has assassins sent after her. Maybe Gurm is just a hack writer.

Jame is Azhor Asai

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>>85461447
*teleports behind you*
sorry queen,,,but you slayed too much,,,,

>>85456894
Jon Snow is, basically, King Arthur.

>>85457450
he needs to write an episode (when did he stop, 2 seasons ago?)

>>85456894
Night King is actually the time-displaced consciousness of future Bran

Check the Night King's sigil on his chest. It's a tower inside a raven's skull.

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>>85457387
Bwhahaha no it's fucking not

>>85462001
Wasn't it confirmed that the Night King it's just a random guy that those tree-women kidnapped to transform into the Night King so they could have revenge against the humans destroy the forests?

>>85462001
I see the raven skull but I'm not seeing the tower. I think you're stretching with that one, but I do believe that The Night King is Bran

>>85457450
waiting for DnD to finish the story so he doesn't have to come up with an ending himself since he gave himself a food induced writer's block

>>85462164
Maybe, but the body of the NK is irrelevant -- he was dormant for 8000 years. Bran is warged into his mind from the future. And that's why all the action is occurring in this time period.

>>85460121
OMG

>>85457387
>>85458490
Stop writing fan fiction.

>>85462164
What the fuck is the NK's ultimate goal at this point anyways?

>>85460121
I don't think I see it. Is it the little dark blob that disappears?

>>85462401
Yes. Why else would they pan up and show a big dark blob clearly above the mountains?

>>85462349
Death to all living cause no one can avoid the cliche of ultimate evil.

>>85456894

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e86PhZMqTmI&t=317s

>>85457174
Is there no fucking volcanos on that continent? How do these people not know about obsidian?

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Stannis made the right decision when sacrificing Shireen:

>army completely cut off
>no hope of escape
>either sacrifice her and possibly have the army survive
>or watch her die of starvation/hypothermia anyway
>or, worse, risk her falling into the hands of the Boltons

There really was no hope. He was a tragic hero.

Long live the King in the Narrow Sea!

>>85462349
According to the writers and in-story reasons he's just an out of control bioweapon that seeks to destroy everything living.

Of course if the theories about him being Bran are true he could have any number of motivations

>>85459231
I find the Southron Ambitions theory is interesting, it sure seems like the maesters have something going on within the books (especially with the Marwyn sections of the book) I just find it hard to believe that Lady Barbery Dustin would have any actual factual knowledge of this. Shes just a women who managed to lose her virginity to Brandon Stark and is pissed she didnt get to marry him. I just dont get how the younger daughter from a smaller noble northern house would know about this great conspiracy

Night King is Rhaegar Targaryen and at the final fight against Jon Snow he's going to tell him: "I am your father".

>>85457174
sam i think you might be on to something here

research it a bit more

>>85457115

The First Men were actually astronauts and had incredible weapons and armor because the society they had come from was well past medieval shit, but being intelligent and knowing the people of this world wouldn't accept them if they had weird technology, they used medieval gear to conquer and eventually their past was lost.

What if the Night King is a force for good, he becomes so strong and appears evil, and kills many people, for the aim to unite all the other races against him to try and stop him, and then there's peace for a long time after he's gone.

Then the world forgets, and he needs to come back and do it all over again?

>>85456894
I believe Stannis is actually dead

>>85462436
Because this is right as they are about to start the wight and others attack and show that the cold comes with them. It's an unnatural fog, not a damn ice dragon.

>>85460121
>show watchers acting like they are smart

It was just a shadow.

>>85462664
Yes because there's not been any fighting or probables for the past 8000 years.

>>85462452
>>85462603
Boring

>>85457450

Based on his reports he has written less than a page a week.

Theory: The Night King is a good guy and came to Westeros to "save" everyone from the Long Night by turning them into wights like Coldhands/Benjen. Deadish, but still retaining their personality and consciousness. He doesn't bring the winter, he just travels within it.

That the Long Night is a global event that caused the fall of the GEOTD. Book readers only beyond this point.

>>85460121
Funny enough going back and watching that exact moment in the episode looks much more convincing than this pixelated and zoomed in version.

the others have come back and want to get south of the wall because something worse than them is after them

>>85457910
Thank you for posting multiple theories I never heard before.

>>85463118
Like?

>>85463049
Where have you seen this? wotw doesnt have this. I am really interested on Essos

>>85460121
I want to see some giant ice spiders too.

>>85463265
your mother

Sansa will betray Jon
Arya will kill Sansa for betraying Jon
Jon will execute Arya

>>85463265
GRRM's writing

>watching mansoaps

>>85463405
It's a given that Sansa will betray Jon. I'm just hoping that Bran will see it and either prevent it from really happening and Sansa's execution will be acceptable. Or maybe they'll ship her back to KL.

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Bran is the night king and he's every Brandon Stark that ever lived, they subtly hinted at it last season, pic related

>>85462332
Did you even read the fucking books you filthy casual?

>>85463405
>>85463516
Sansa won't have any authority to betray him much longer. As soon as Bran returns he will outrank her. Hell he technically outranks Jon but he is more of a democratically elected king than a true blood line king.

>>85463563
He is definitely Bran the builder, but he's not the NK, they don't even look alike. He may be warging all of them though.

They will finally beat the white walkers but winter will kill everybody because they didn't store enough food due to the constant warfare

>>85463701
This is my favorite ending. Just have like two episodes like Breaking Bad where everyone is miserable and slowly dies off. Last shot: Tyrion with Varys in KL, sipping wine, waiting for the end.

>>85459015
>confirmed lately by the show.

Such as?

>>85463666
>As soon as Bran returns he will outrank her
Technically yes but the show has been consistently good about ignoring Bran and ignoring his importance in the Northern/Stark line of succession. People have known that he and Rickon were alive for several seasons and nobody seemed to care, plus as you said, everyone seems to be content with Jon in power and Sansa wants it for herself. Bran doesn't even seem to factor into any equation and the fans hate him so his future role will be questionable.

>>85463832
But he's already seen in promos at the Godswood in Winterfell this season. My money is he's going to make it back episode 3/4
But Jon is still going to be king and I'm sure Mr. 3 eyed raven will be too broody and overdramatic to care about ruling.

N + A = J
R + L = D

>>85458283
it's called praying but i like that theory... wtf is jojen paste about?

>>85462664

All the other races are dead though.

>>85464395
That the blood/meat of a powerful skinchanger/greenseer will enhance the power of another and so the children of the forest killed Jojen and fed him to Bran in this weird paste/porridge that looks like blood.

There's more to it and more evidence like how Jojen has always said he knew exactly how when and why he would die and was acting all sad right before he goes missing.

>>85462809
thank you.

>>85460500
Now that I think about it the "burn them all" thing is so dumb and such a groaner but also so similar to the hodor shit that I fully accept that this will happen

>>85456894
GoT is a gov't psyops designed to emasculate men and get Hilary elected for 2020

>>85462581
He must have known it would come down the Shireen though. I don't know how Stannisfags are ok with him doing whatever Melisandre told him to.

>>85464551
interesting. anyone else remember what that witch told dany about having a newborn and all that weird cryptic stuff in the warlocks tower? i wonder if and how all this is relevant.

>>85465344
Dany's visions in the house of the undying did predict the RW, I don't remember what other things came true or not. Supposedly the bunch of midgets raping a woman represented the war of five kings though?

>>85465306
Because Book Stannis never did it and can't even do it since he didn't bring Shireen and Melly Sanders to fight the Boltons.

>>85461828
*slew

>>85465497
are stannisfags all bookfags?

>>85465749
Pretty much. The main reason why Stannisfags hate D&D is because they made him more villainous in the show.

>>85456894
i heard there's a zombie dragon at the end of this season

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Gendry is Cersei and Roberts first kid

>>85465885
Ok that makes more sense to me. Stannis isn't even that bad in the show. From the perspective of someone who hasn't read any of the books they don't develop him enough as a character to think he'll ever make a comeback. Sandor Clegane had a better shot at the iron throne than Stannis ever did.

>>85460500
>confusing the High Sparrow and Bloodraven/Three Eyed Raven
Lad...

>>85460821
My first thought was Kelly Clarkson and I laughed audibly

>>85466089
Nah, he takes less shit from Melisandre, the Iron Bank seeks him out, he's about to burn Theon instead of daughter and he sets up a trap with the Umbers for the Bolton/Frey army.

>>85458135
>Tywin killed Joffrey
That actually makes a lot of sense. What better way to eliminate two scourges on your family than assassinating one and framing the other for his murder, and then sparing him when his brother offers to become your heir
The perfect plan

>>85466049
it's pretty much confirmed and it's the only reason i want to see season finale

>>85466266
It actually kinda blows my mind how perfectly that would work out for Tywin, if he had planned it and had Tyrion not killed him.

>elminate Joffrey and replace him with Tommen, who Tywin would raise to be a good and wise king
>tell Jaime he will allow Tyrion to take the black, thereby eliminating Tyrion without killing him, all while restoring Jaime as his heir and future of the house

Tywin didn't have anything to do with Joffrey's death, but that would actually be a way better explanation than "Littlefinger did it because chaos."

>>85456894

>Tywin was already dying from poison
>Rhaegar was involved with a plot to depose his crazy father behind the scenes, spearheaded by Ned's father. This is why, rather than marrying his children to important bannermen as is typical to strengthen ties in your own realm, Rickard Stark and Hoster Tully wed their children out to other Great Houses (Tully/Stark, Tully/Arryn, attempted Stark/Baratheon) to forge an alliance.

>>85466657
Southron Ambitions + Great Northern Conspiracy together really fucking thicken the overall plot of Robert's Rebellion onward.

>>85466513
Literally stealing the wrath of the lich king opening cinematic. D&D are hacks.

>>85466785

Nuance the show can never achieve and the books will never complete. Sad.

>>85457910
i actually really like these theories

I was on the wiki and read the page about the Great Empire of the Dawn
>the first empire of man, located in Essos
>first emperor was the son of two gods, the Lion of Night and the Maiden-made-of-light
>last emperor was a sorcerer who killed his sister, worshiped a greasy black stone and caused the decline of the Great Empire
>the Maiden-made-of-light (a goddess) turned her back on mankind, which created the Long Night
Everything about the series is tied to this one event. Any ideas on what the greasy black stone is? I reckon its plastic and the GEOTD was a highly advanced society and the creation of plastics and other technologies led to climate change or some shit like the Day After Tomorrow

>>85463162
>>85466923
seconded these

I really hope kelly c goes full mad queen and starts burning everyone but dabid and dabid would never betray all the yas queen fags

>>85458135
>Sansa died S1ep1
Can anyone give me a rundown?

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BOOKFAGS ONLY, SHOWPLEBS KEEP MOVING

>Patchface is the Drowned God
>Euron is Bloodraven's failed attempt to create a greenseer
>Jamie and Cersei are Targ bastards
>Victarion's arm is Lightbringer but Victarion is not Azor Ahai
>the Manderlies are part Merling
>Edric Dayne is Ned's son with Ashara

>>85456894
Jon will turn the kingdoms into a unified Republic

This is a prison planet forgotten about and the last episode is going to have spaceships

>>85456894

Theon is the prince who was promised. His cock is light bringer and will be resurrection in Ramsey ass which is nissa nissa.

Also I unironically hope for grand faceless man.

Valeryia was destroyed in a nuclear war.

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>arya and Jon will fall in love. Jon will have a political marriage with Dany
>Ned has warged into a pigeon.

>>85457243

Already debunked.

Jaquen H'Gar was warging the boar that killed Robert.

>>85457758

>The white king is a Stark

The Night King was a Stark, supposedly his name was Brandon - confirmed by Old Nan in the book. The GoT Night King is quite another character i suppose, because in the book there's no mention of Night King since the Age of Heroes

>>85458135
Lad I need a quick rundown on this

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>>85468167
>Ned has warged into a pigeon.

>>85467994
>>Edric Dayne is Ned's son with Ashara


Ned's Bastards intensifies

>>85460121
>>85456978

What exactly is an "ice dragon" supposed to be?

>>85456894
That the nights king is actually bran in the future, after he wargs into the first man, whch is why the three eyed raven tells him about getting stuck in his warging.

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>>85462679

Prove it

>>85457450
Typing his latest book one finger at a time on Wordstar 4.0 on MS-DOS.

http://time.com/99432/george-rr-martin-game-of-thrones-computer/

>>85458154
>Daario = Euron
This.

>>85466980

We know the greasy black stone was a meteorite though

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>>85468410
>What exactly is an "ice dragon" supposed to be?


Ice dragons are said to roam the Shivering Sea and the White Waste. Reportedly, they are far larger than the dragons of Valyria and are made of living ice, with eyes of pale blue crystal, vast translucent wings, and breath of cold

>>85468576
now i want to see ice dragon vs fire dragon!

>>85463118
The Marines in Avatar

>>85457243

Already debunked.

>>85457267
Pick something more believable.

>>85457450
Anything but writing asoiaf.
>>85457479
This guy gets it.

>>85457492
did Bran bring the wolves south of the wall. And do basically everything else from behind the scenes to bring about the one eventuality where they win? You think he would have kept a functional dick.

>>85457612
Do you think he lies awake at night thinking about what a huge fuckup he has created?

>>85457827
Varys is a faceless man and slowly poisoned the mad king into going completely mad instead of just being weird.

>>85457843
>Davos (Bran) writes ASOIAF after learning to write because of Shireen (Bran)
Would at least be funny.

>>85457910
>>Daenerys is mad
The mad queen and the queenslayer would be glorious. Barriston is still alive in the books.

>>85460121
>the show being subtle
Its fucking smoke.

>>85458037
I dont care how little sense it makes. Ned and robert secretly faked their deaths. They have been training in the hidden tunnels of kings landing this entire time. They will emerge when kings landing come under attack to own everyone,

>>85458046
Isnt this pretty much proved by them killing him right there in the show?

>>85465409
>>85465344
Yes the midgets ravaging a women was the five kings and she was westeros. Also she sees snow on the iron throne and the scent of blue roses at a wall of ice meaning love which means her and Jon. She saw Rhaegar dying mutters Lyanna s name. Stannis as a blue eyed king who cast no shadow a great stone beast which might be a stone dragon melisandre brings to life or some explosion of dragon pox in westeros becoming a plague, And a corpse with bright eyes and grey smiling lips which might be crows eye. Might be hes a faceless man.

Also that mention about how she wont bear a child again until the sun sets in the east and other things. Turns out the son of Martell died in the east and hes the Sun's son cause martell has a sun as its symbol.

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>>85468691
So this is the power of Autism.

Arthur Dayne is living as Howland Reed

Can someone explain to me what this "Sansa died in S1E1" theory is? I can't find it anywhere

>>85467994
>>Edric Dayne is Ned's son with Ashara

She boned his brother and her daughter was stillborn. Confirmed.

>>85468098
I dont see the Iron throne surviving this shit. Kindoms are probably going to break int he books. Well Cersei will probably burn kings landing to the ground or Jaimie will have to kill her first.

>>85468151
Valeryia was powered by master magicians or wizards who drew power from the volcanos their kindom was built in. They were long past a stable natural condition and the wizards had to control them constantly. The faceless men studied for decades and eventually just killed everyone who knew how to control that shit at the same time one night. The volcanos went out of control and had a massive eruption wiping that shit out. The uneven sea bottom means get fucked to anyone trying to sail there now.

>>85468200
We already know that was Bran.

>>85468294
That was also Bran. He saw the opportunity to experience a real working dick and he took it by time warging that poor bastard.

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>>85468617
It may be not that grand as you imagine. If the spoilers are correct, the "ICE DRAGON" in this season is "UNDEAD VISERION" which means that it's simply wight valyrian dragon, blue eyes blue flame etc. So as it seems there won't be any true ice dragons in GoT, no more than giant ice spiders. The Others are just riding horses.

>>85468785

I like to think that Howland has started to fade by now and they are a mix of the two. They will go help Jon because Howland wants to help Lyanas son and Arthur wants to help Rhaegars son.

>>85468732
You didnt even read it.

>>85457174
Wow, that's such a theory, especially when they directly elude to it when Sam says "THE MAESTERS CALL IT OBSIDIAN"

>>85456894
>Varys isn't really a eunuch (in the books, anyway, show version is definitely one)
>Varys is a Blackfyre, or is at least scheming to put one on the throne
>Robert Arryn is Littlefinger's bastard
>Gylbert Farwynd was right, and Brandon the Shipwright actually made it to Americos
>Grand Maester Conspiracy
>Oberyn had poisoned Tywin
>Sam is the narrator (in the show anyway, I guarantee it'll end with Sam finishing his history of the wars after Robert's death and naming it "A Song of Ice and Fire", because that's more poetic)
>Syrio = Jaqen
>There's more to Roose Bolton than meets the eye, I don't think he's an Other but something's up there

>>85468891
>and Brandon the Shipwright actually made it to Americos

and then he'll come straight back with fleet,army,dragons etc, fuck up the Others and take Iron Throne

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>>85456894
Stannis Baratheon lives and will sit upon the Iron Throne.

>>85466078

wow, she isn't so ugly when you only see one side of her face

>>85467994
But what about the "comet is a volcryn" and asoiaf is in 1000 worlds?

Daynes are aliens.

Book version of FrankenMountain has the head of Penny's dead dwarf brother

>>85469407
Heh, just imagine him taking off the helmet.

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>>85468691
>I dont care how little sense it makes. Ned and robert secretly faked their deaths. They have been training in the hidden tunnels of kings landing this entire time. They will emerge when kings landing come under attack to own everyone,

As stupid as it would be, this would be better and more satisfying than whatever the real show ending will be. Robert is the most based mother fucker in all of Essos. He'll cave Drogon's head in the fuck Dany senseless using his grey matter as lube, all while chugging a nice cold Budweiser.

Danny's gonna win everything, defeat all the walkers, unite the 7 kingdoms, kill Cersei, kill Euron, capture the iron throne, subdue the kingdoms with her army of brown men and the whole series is going to end with people talking about how great she is and kissing her ass.

>>85459148
>why doesn't this book have pictures
shut up retard that would've made it much worse

not sure if i believe it, but the euron/cthulhu shit is the most compelling to me

>>85457910

Ahhh these are actually all really good.

Clegane ending up with a flaming sword is pottery. Dany going mad is totally viable. Her getting killed by jorah would also be a seriously unreal but sensible ending.

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>>85458135
>Varys is a merman
This one has always stuck out to me the most in the books. Him and a few other people
>hands always moist
>only drinks water
>always heavily perfumed or masking his natural smell with something else
>smile is always described as 'slimy'
>offhanded comment to Tyrion when he threatens to throw him into the sea "It might not turn out how you think.."
Its pretty creepy, and I hope theres really something to it.

>>85469928
>Varys is a merman
for what purpose?

>>85468805
Im gonna rewatch Se1Ep1 if there's not any kind of response because I just don't get it

>>85469643
but that is almost expected and I felt that Grrm would not let it happen since it is so obvious

>>85470696
The final GoT redpill is that GRRM is just as much of a hack and Dabid and Dabid and he most certainly would do something that stupid

>>85470696
GRRM is gonna TWEEST us all and kill Danny at the end of TWOW. He's then going to leave the books as they are, content with having blown everyone's mind one last time.

>>85456894
That the show ends in the most milquetoast way possible and that I wasted years of my life watching this.

Oh wait...

>>85459640
Littlefinger has been the biggest let down. This whole time I thought he had some master plan. Nope. His master plan was just getting some ginger pussy. Stupid.

>>85470810
>TWOW will ever come out
VERY fringe theory here, it's almost too crazy to believe

>>85456894
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES
THEON IS THE PROMISED PRINCE OR PRINCESS, CAP THIS
>BECAUSE HE'S AN EUNUCH HE FITS IN BOTH CATEGORIES

>>85462847
a shadow of what

>>85457450
Well done well done anon. Well memed.

HOWEVER

Dude there is a mine full of DRAGON glass under DRAGON stone island

Who knew?!

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L + Benjen = J

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>>85471078
A shadow with the face of Stannis Baratheon

Where the FUCK is Howland Reed? What the FUCK is in the crypts of Winterfell?

>>85465409
that was the children of the forest raping some qt they dragged into their hole

>>85468691
>Great stone beast taking flight from a burning tower and breathing black flames
It's Jon Connington
Great stone beast = Griffin with greyscale
Burning tower = Storm's End
Black flames = Blackfyre

>>85470972
he did manage to become lord of the vale thats something

The one about Jon being part Targaryen

Arya is the princess who was promised

Whats up with the five forts and the grey waste?

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Littlefinger is an undercover white walker sent to create chaos to make their invasion easier

>>85472092

Brightwatch and fire wights.

>>85466078
>Gendry
Not gay, but I would kiss and cuddle him desu

>>85456894

There is no Azor Ahai, it is supposed to be a metaphor for some sort of awakened state of being that anyone could potentially access.

too lazy to read the entire thread but that theory that the Citadel is conspiring to eliminate all magic in the world is dope. There's an Alt Shift X vid about it

The book ending will be vastly different than the show and even Azor will be different. The long night will affect the whole planet with many "heros" appearing worldwide (Yi-ti)

I want to believe that the White Walkers are simply running from an even greater evil.

>>85472937

The Black Walkers, who threaten to cuck them out of existence

>>85472937
What's wrong with the White Walkers and Children of the Forest simply trying to remove kebab from their homelands?

>>85457174
That's such a whack theory especially when Stannis literally says it's obsidian

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>>85466078

Wow, she's nearly stark naked.

>>85458135
Nigga you what

>>85456894

>dragons are fire elementals
>white walkers draw on ice elemental powers
> the war for the dawn is a cyclical event that happens when opposing elemental forces balance themselves out

>>85457899
This is undeniably what's going to be revealed.

>>85472937
>>85473078

Wildlings are not an evil, they just rinning from the greater evil which happens to be white walkers who are not that evil but running from the greater evil still

HOW MANY LEVELS OF RUNNING FROM THE GREATER EVIL ARE YOU ON?

So Theon is going to get picked up by Gendry next episode right?

>>85456894
Stannis would have made a fantastic brilliant king

>>85456894
Bran is the prince of Persia

>final scene of season 7
>Siege of the Red keep
>Qyuburn shoots Dany's dragon down with his big catapult
>Dany crashes to the ground, mortally wounded
>Euron sneaks up to her and stabs her in the stomach
>rips his mask of
>It'sa me Daario

>>85470972
It's a ruse. Do you think Littlefinger, after years of building himself up and managing to not get a dagger in the back, would spunk it all away for 6 minutes of grunting in Sansa's Myrish swamp?

He doesn't want Sansa at all, he either wants her inheritance or something else that she facilitates.

>>85462255
it is said that he told the directors who wins so if he dies the story is completed

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>tfw the biiiig secret in the winterfell crypts is dragonglass

>>85457899
also he's doing what he's doing for the greater good

I still want to believe that the others aren't just mindless zombies that get torched by yaas queen

>>85456894
The jews made D&D drop the books as source material because GRRM's whole point was how wars are bad and that the world isn't just black and white.

>>85456894
arya is dead

its one of those face changing assassin dudes finishing off her kill list because of their god or some crap

after she finishes her kill list arya pulls her face off to reveal that she is some random assassin dude saying valgar amoralis or some shit

game of thrones is written by sam's wildling girlfriend. it will be like in Lord of the Rings where sam's daughter in LOTR writes his story. it will be right at the end of the series and the end of the books

>>85456894
Used to believe Jaime would be Azor Ahai but since the showrunners are faggots, it's gonna be Dany now.

>>85457450
Jerking off to nerds begging him to finish the books while eating hamburgers

>>85458154
Jojen paste?

>>85471078
water vapor

>>85475319
Children killed jojen and fed him to bran to give him all jojens powers

>>85465699
S...Stannis?

>>85469928
guys lets fix the galactica

>>85475135
>Jerking off to nerds begging him to finish the books while eating hamburgers
dude they are double bacon cheeseburgers
get that right

>>85456894

The world is a chess board of two gods who manipulate people through prophecy and 'fate', nothing our human characters do matters. Every few thousand years signaled by the comet, the gods set their pieces in motion (dragons and ice cunts respawning), the end result is what god gets the most land mass (or something, dunno).

>>85462556

The burning sea, the old home of valyria was an active volcano that went boom. They've known about it for thousands of years.

>>85475075
This. I see no way /ourguy/ is gonna be Azor Azhai when progressivism has taken over mainstream entertainment like it has.

>>85463062
I just went back and watched this moment and it's even less convincing.

>>85456894
That quentyn is alive and has stolen a dragon and is bringing it back to Dorne.

>>85457115
heh
that would be cool

>>85470654
Did you find anything?

>>85458868
ooooooohhhhhhh!

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nothing is real
it's all happening in the mind of an complete idiot, referred to as Orson the Beetleslayer
pic related

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>>85462664
That's the plot of Fire Emblem Gaiden/Echoes. This guy does it.

>>85474336
>>85472937

this fits perfectly with this theory >>85457115
There's an endless cycle of running away from some greater evil, but there is no greater evil. It's just that several different races are constantly replaced, move as an army against the next best country and displace the population there who flees and moves as an army against the next best country......
since it's all inside a sphere, this cycle never stops and has been going on for aeons

>>85457910

What a fantastic better ending than the one we'll surely get.

>>85457910
sounds better than what the leaks suggest

>>85458283
hahahahaha do you really think D&D are that smart

>>85457115
>L O S T

I'm going to be so pissed if this happens

>>85459640
I'll fix that for you
>Littlefinger has no endgame because the double D were too much hacks to give him something
Expect him to die soon, you can't have a man be a former shelf of who he was for too long, people will start to notice

>>85460500
>High Sparrow

God showfags are fucking hilarious

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was it ever explained why she thought Stannis is the princeX who was promised? because too me it seems je just strolls up to people and tells them 'you're it' and they seem totally fine with it.

did i miss something?

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>>85458135
>Tywin warged into Tyrion

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>>85479020
Blood of the dragon: Stannis' grandmother was a Targaryen.
Reborn under a bleeding star: Stannis' claim was most apparent as King after the blood red comet.
Born amidst Salt and Smoke: the fog and salty rains of Storm's End

She basically picks based on educated guesses and gets it wildly wrong. She even forces the prophecy by making Stannis a glamoured Lightbringer.

>>85456894
I believe hot pie is a faceless man.
"I'm just like you arry"
yeah that's basically all i have to support this theory.. I want to believe

The white walkeres are going to win and it will be revealed that the entire show was actually a metaphor for climate change and political inability of the world's rulers to fight it together. mark my words

>>85456894
Knight of the Laughing tree is bran warging, letting him be a knight for a day.
Brandon the builder is also Bran.

>>85479172
>package image and real figure doesn't have the same glaze

Sasuga, Funko shit

>>85474481
This

Seems like he's driving a wedge between salsajon, to what end though

Rhaegar didn't kidnap Lyanna. he loved her. But he's a fucking religious lunatic with a god complex; he thought that if he burned down the Tower of Joy with her and Jon as a sacrifice once he was born, Jon would be reborn amidst the flames and become the Prince that Was Promised.

So he's more of a well-intentioned extremist.

>>85467994
>cleganebowl all the way up there
traitor

>>85460121

this is like a intersting study on human psychology. you would never in 1000 life times think anything of this. but if someone suggests a dragon move thru the fog

"yeah i see it"

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>>85456894
>>85457450
>wait for series to end
>release book with a different ending
>get the true ending goy, buy my book
>make even more money
everyone here doesn't play the game

>>85460121
That's just how the storm comes with the white walkers
hm, doesn't that happen with someone else too

>>85457910
>Daenerys wenting mad already showing in those last Ep
>Ser Jorah Killing her will be the bitter-sweet end that the fat fuck told us
>Jaime taking the Throne and Jon will take the North as King
>All Daenerys Dragons gonna be killed in the last two Episode together with Daenerys
>Her campaign in WESTEROS will fail badly, so she start to using raping and burning landing to winning
>Varys will warning her
>She kill Varys giving it to the Dragon eat
>Ser Jorah see it and end her
>Tyrion will join Jon Dayne
>In fact Arthur Dayne+lyanna = Jon
>That explain why the best swordman in the Seven Kingdom was with Lyanna and no with Raeghar during Trident Battle

>>85479683
>Also Ned killed Ashara after tower of Joy

>>85460121
i see what you mean, cleary defined wings and neck too
fuck plebs too near sighted to see, uncross your eyes retards jesus

>>85460500
>Burn them all = Bran warning the Mad King to use the wildfire on the white walkers, but thus causes him to go mad

He was already mad way before he said "Burn them all" though. When Ned's family goes to confront the King, he's already had a long period of madness.

>>85472121
so, ME3 illusive man?

>>85456894
Ok then Arya will get too winterfell the night sansa and littlefinger fuck, arya and Sansa meet in a private room where arya slits Sansa' throat because she smells off little finger, Arya wears Sansa's face and kills littlefinger with it on, takes it off while little finger lays dying.