What the hell is this guy's problem?

He's gotten more pussy than 99% of this board.

>>85455169
He's still salty from when the bitch didn't finish him off properly, poor little guy.

>>85455169
Someone following him around taking pictures

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>>85455169
>when his height begins with 5

>>85455169
How it feels to be 5'11"

Post the one with the turkey!!!

>>85455191
Yep and he's crazy as fuck too where he's got knives all over his house.

>that episode of Surreal Life where he's bare ass naked riding around in his scooter and so drunk he pisses in a corner

BASED

>>85455169
Why the hell would he buy a foot long?

>>85455169
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>85455169
I'd honestly love to be short. I'm a huge cheapskate and being able to afford a living at half my current cost seems like a huge advantage.

>>85455314
You could literally move into a mushroom.

Verne seems like a pretty cool guy desu.

>>85455169
Him and Heath Ledger were very close friends and Vern never really got over his death.

>>85455169

His sextape is hot.

>>85455169
I estimate I could fight maybe 4 or 5 of him at the same time. I'm trained in MMA and would most likely do well against him in a do or die situation

>>85455499
>tfw she stops as he cums

GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

>>85455191
100% of this board desu

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>>85455518
He'd fucking destroy you

>>85455233
>when her weight begins with two hundred

>>85455314
I guess manlets have problems with buying clothes and shoes. Also this world is just made for people taller then them.

He's normal

>>85455865
I'm totally fine with wearing the same thing for years and it's not like I have an active life outside of my house.

>>85455169
Wow imagine being that small, I'd have to pay loads to get a sandwich the size in comparison to my body. Shits like half the size of him. Must be dope

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>>85455169

>>85455518
Yeah man cool

>>85455518
I'm a fat NEET and I reckon I could take on 10. Probably double if I'm allowed a bat

>>85455295
Pretty sure that's a six-inch.

>>85456526
>fat NEET
>taking on 10 Verns
he'd hold your arms and legs and the 5th Verne would teabag you

>>85455725
BULLSEYE

why doesn't he just grow taller? jesus

>>85456745
You fucking moron. I'm quite confident I could take ten, at the very least. There isn't an angle at which they can attack me that I can't counter. Yeah I'm out of shape but still agile enough to dodge a charging fucking midget lol.

I think the key would be to crush their moral fast by bashing in a skull or two

>>85456943
They'll stack up and form a giant Vern

>>85456943
why did this make me lol

>>85455499

>EEE, Don't Stop

>>85456943

You'd get destroyed by 5 midgets faggot

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>>85457067
>>85457181
>>85457311
Look at him you absolute divs. His arms aren't long enough to land a swing without completely exposing the vital parts of his body, his head for example. My kicks would crush his blocks even if he used both arms and the momentum would still be enough to at least crack his skull if I landed it full tip. His legs couldn't balance his body to the point where he could use agility for defence.

>>85456943
>bites through your Achilles tendon like a raving Chihuahua

Beat that motherfucker

>>85457392
dude we're not taking about 1v1 Vernes we're talking about all 5 motherfucking Vernes in a do or die situation coming at you. you'd get destroyed by 10 Vernes bro

>>85455191
>paying for pussy counts
yeah I'm sure there are a lot of mini me fans who will drop their panties at the sight of that abomination naked with a hard on without getting at least 500 an hour.

>>85457520
Even easier, really.

>Pick one up by his ankles
>Swing him around landing an absolute belter of a swing to their temple

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>Spouse(s) Genevieve Gallen (February 22–23, 2004
>February 22–23

JUST!

>>85457580
>they form a human shape with vern limbs and start wailing on you

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>>85457597
>Baby's Day Out (1994)
>Baby Bink's stunt double

>>85455639
Stops doing what?

>>85455169
This may be true, but I can kidnap a famous midget like him and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation.

Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad.

I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things I would do.

>>85457597
Kek.
I bet Feb 23 was when they were told there would be no more Austin Powers movies

one good kick and he'd be sailing through the air. connect well and you could send him 15 - 20ft away.

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>>85457667
>mfw a boss life meter manifests at the bottom of your vision

Any women on here who would fuck Mini-me?

I'm not him or anything, just curious.

>>85456943
He's like the perfect height to grab your balls though

>>85455169
>A 5 dollar sandwich is a literal feast

Admit it /tv/ you would die to have that advantage.

>>85457866
Even at 6 Feet, a foot long sandwich is enough man.

>>85455191
Having a woman walk into your head because she couldn't see you isn't "getting pussy"

>>85457687
>a really big dog like a mastiff

i think your desire for extremes is going to be your downfall my dude

i'm pretty sure a mastiff would literally kill him. you need something more conservative.

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>all these tough guys think they could take Verne in a fight

I'd pay to see Verne fight Peter Dinklage though.

>>85455169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hEbkx9qzGs

>>85455719
>everyone's a virgin like me!

I hope this thought helps you sleep at night

FOOT-long.. who's got the FOOT LONG

>>85456943
I guess 3 could kill you with ease
Fucking idiot

>>85458524
lol he's like an old lady when he goes on about those savings on his shopping

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>>85458524
does ja/ck/ have a new rival?

Fuck off faggots. Anyone, even some lardass 30 year old, could run circles around an army of Verns. Plus it would take nothing to down one. Just jumpkick one in the skull, get up, and rape train them like they are zombies. I'm a lanklet and I will bet every dollar I have that I could take 10 of them. This isn't just any midget, the nigger is literally 2 feet tall.

>>85458524
that's fucking disgusting

>>85455295
Sometimes you just want a meal that's taller than you.

where the fuck is the VERNE copypasta?

>>85455499
Post it

>>85458524
why did I watch this

>>85456943
Fresh pasta

I was wondering why no one was talking about how he died being killed by a badger, but then I found out that was Gordon Ramsey's midget doppleganger.

>>85457762
>Life ?????

>>85456526
You would get too tired. They have way more combine energy than you.

Beetlejuice is and will always be the superior midget

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>>85455233

>When her bra size doesn't exist

If I were allowed to fight Vernes, can i capture some to keep as pets?

>>85455262

How does it feel to be a twink?

>>85459576
>hating on her
Top plebian

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Y'all motherfuckers can't take Verne in a fight.

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>when your dick length is under 12

>>85456943
Yeah you think your kicks are so fucking useful but have even thought about your ground game? No you didn't retard. All it takes is one Vern to trip you and you're done for. If you think its difficult for your lard ass to get up on your own then try doing it with 10 midgets on you biting your throat. On a lucky day you could take 5 but 10 is suicide.

>>85458005
fucking underrated

>>85458392
I'd put 10 on Pete

he's an alcoholic

>>85458524
seems like a super nice dude. was interesting to watch how he lives.

>>85458524
That slice of bread is so big compared to him

>>85460006
>when you measure as an ISO 8442-5:2004 Type B edgelord

>>85458524
That was essential YouTube /comfycore/