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Hot Pie edition.
>>85451044
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Gib chubby bf
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>there will never be a four hour blooper reel compiling from across the seven seasons
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Stannis
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Jonerys is canon
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>daenerys will lose everything she accomplished in the past 6 seasons in just 1 season
worst girl
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>>85453440
Joranerys is canon
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Arya is actually pretty

Just because she's not the same blonde, high cheekbones supermodel we as a society are conditioned to, does not make her ugly
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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON
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>>85453450
i hope she gets BTFO'd hard
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>>85453426
>You're pretty....*snorts*
>Sorry...
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preston
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i want to try hot pies bread
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>>85453474
In the book, yes, she is pretty.
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>>85453465
lol jorah is such a pathetic cuck.
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>>85453381
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>>85453474
Maisie looks like the cave troll from lotr
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>>85453497
Guys read the blue one. JAIME IS LITERALLY SAVED

JAIME BOOK IS BACK BABY
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>>85453427
Fucking Renlyfags
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>Catelyn asks Ned about him and Ashara Dayne
>"Never ask me about Jon."

Why do people legit think R+L = J based on symbolism stuff, and not this literal dialogue from Ned, where he clearly lets slip that either he is Jon's father, or Ashara is his mother - or both?

GoT Catelyn II if you want to check the text
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>>85453475
>If I post this in every thread, eventually it will be funny
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>>85453426
Imagine Euron's bloopers
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>>85453465
But he didn't die
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>>85453504
>horseface
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>>85453474
t. roastie
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>>85453540
I want to make it autisticly funny like from the dusty mesa
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>>85453558
that's in book 1
in book 5, she looks like lyanna and she is a mature woman with hips to die for
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>>85453530
>Ned dances with Ashara in the books
>Barristan, who loved Ashara, thinks Ned fucked her at Harrenhal
>Ashara kills herself after she learns Ned had killed her brother

BUT BCUZ THE SHOW SAID JON IS TARG HE IS LOL
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>>85453558
>said by an 11 year old brat sister who doesn't like her
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>>85453522
>JAIME IS LITERALLY SAVED
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>JAIME BOOK IS BACK BABY
Only leaves her after lying to Jon and Dany after sticking with and fucing her through the rest of season 7
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>>85453524
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>>85453522
WHAT WAS SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR HIS GOLDEN HAND?!
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Anyone else mad about the man in the cell twist being just Jorah and not someone interesting? He was all burnt up so it could have been anyone that got burned and knew about dany.
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>>85453576
isn't she like 11 in book 5?
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>>85453474
I always came to the conclusion shes like a 7/10 when she gets older,
She called ugly by a few but thats mainly when shes young.
No matter what while she may not be perfect she definitely shouldn't be as ugly as the Hobbe that plays her currently.
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why is Jon Snow so uncharismatic this season ? and why does he preach forgiveness and the need to unite in one scene and then shows animosity towards Baelish in another ?

Cersei clearly is the best ruler of the main trio to be honest
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>>85453570
Mission nearing accomplished. Keep it up
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>>85453540
he is right though, and I want him to keep posting it

>>85453611
naw she is 14, she was 11 when the show started
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>>85453545
I'm not imagining Euron attacking with a horde of cartoon creatures
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>>85453497

D&D are fucking terrible at carrying out main character deaths, noticed that when they had Ramsey kill Roose Bolton. That was the lamest fucking death I've seen. Not unexpected, not dramatic, not led up to, just some fucktards writing off a character because they don't know what to do with him anymore.

Here you have LF, who orchestrated the whole war and has now been reduced to some retarded creep because they don't know what the fuck to do with him.
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>>85453554

Someone's just gonna have to remedy that, my money is on faceless man
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>>85453577
Also

>Hair colour v important in the books, GRRM has said that in Ice and Fire you can rely on hair colour to tell families apart
>Jon looks like Ned and has black/dark brown hair
>with brown eyes as far as we know
>but Rhaegar has fuckn purple eyes and white hair

It doesn't match up to me imo. Maybe Dany is R + L = J, who knows.

And yeah I dont trust the show for fucking shit
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>>85453580
This.

I don't know why people are too stupid to understand it. Only two people ever call arya ugly and that's jeynewho is going to lose her nose lmao and sansa. Literally everyone else calls her pretty
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>>85453616
Because D&D want Daenerys to be the main hero and Jon was too likeable earlier on
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>>85453426
>During a long speech by Emilia Clarke, Iain Glen simply turns to look directly at the camera sadly, with an unblinking stare.
>CUT
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>>85453576
This
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>>85453611
Yeah around that
So in her prime by gurm standards
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>>85453381
>tfw ywn just stumble into the profession you like and are good at
Why is living life so hard?
>>85453522
No one is saved by becoming a Jonfag. He should have been outraged about being cucked by Lancel, about being used, about Cersei blowing up the Vatican with mad king's wildfire over which Jaime killed him and destroyed his reputation. Leaving because she lied to muh jun snuh makes him a worse character than he was before.
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>>85453635
>the show
She's 8 whe the books start
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>>85453530
Ned + Ashara = Jon
Aerys + Lyanna = Young Griff
Aerys + Joanna = Twins
Varys = Brightflame
Daenerys = Blackfyre
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>>85453706
9, not 8
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>>85453652

Stannis would like a word with you
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>>85453652
He started the war to creep on Catelyn
She died because of his shit, so he creeps on someone else
That's how creeps work in real life, they get turned down, they keep going, the person leaves, they find a new object of obsession
Sounds like they know how to write an obsessive weirdo pretty well
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>>85453611
Even GRRM regrets the initital ages of the characters. If he could do it again I imagine he'd age them up to the show ones where Arya and Sansa start at 11 and 13 rather than 8 and 11
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>>85453667
Seriously, literally everyone who sees Jon notes that he's completely Stark. Even Tyrion says there isn't much of Jon's mother left in him by appearance. Do we really think that fucking Rhaegar Targaryen's genes are weak enough that Lyanna is all we see in Jon? There are noble families in Westeros that were Valyrian like millenia ago that still have their features, and nearly every Targ bastard in canon has Targ features, like the Blackfyres.
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>>85453616
Baelish basically went up to him and said "imma fug yo sis' when u not here"

I'm fine with Cersei/Euron at this point.
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Reminder that Balerion the Black Dread could swallow a carriage whole.
>>85453530
He was clearly asking whether he fucked Ashara and had Jon carried back. Read Bran's chapter in ASOS, fool. Ned never came close to her. If anything, Brandon fucked her. Which would also not explain why he'd keep a secret like that from Catelyn.
Maybe Ready Player One has bettersymbolism for you.
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>>85453635
Arya was 9 in book 1, Sansa was 11, meaning Arya is 12 or so in book 5. GRRM fucked up when deciding to not do the timeskip since now prepubecent Arya is trying to seduce a kingsguard. Makes more sense if she's 16.
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>>85453727
Even so, she shouldn't be having wide hips already, she's like 11-12 in ADWD.
Even thoug she's clearly written like she's about 14
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>>85453577
She's alive as the soiled septa on a ship named after ned helping raise the prince that was promised. young griff / lyannas son.

maids are virgin men and maidens are virgin women.

the ship is literally called the shy maid. as ned was the shy maid who required his brother to speak on his behalf
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>>85453748
"So do you regret writing characters so young? I mean Dany seducing Drogo at 13?"
"Y-yeah, totally weird. I wish I aged everyone up..."
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If you could ask the master of deception any single question about the story, what would it be? Keep in mind he's halfway through a box of doughnuts while you're asking.
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>We only have 13 episodes to wrap this shit up Dabid how can we possibly give all these plots and characters satisfying endings in such a short amount of time?
>What if we have shitting montages and dickless sex scenes between two minor characters
>Holy fuck

What in fucking hell were those hacks thinking
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>>85453426
The turbulent filming of "The Gift":
>Jerome Flynn: Damn, Miguel, I botched that line. We're gonna have to do that take again.
>Sapochnk: Jerome you're not even on camera in this shot, just Rosabell. This is the fourth time now.
>Jerome Flynn: I'm a perfectionist, Miguel.
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>>85453497
>she actually chuckles
LMAO BRAVO DANY
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>>85453709
I'm on board with basically all of this. Seems pretty legit really.

But I have a huge bone to pick with the R + L = J theory. It has some symbolism hinted at in the house of B+W to back it up, but there's tons of hints all throughout the books that you should PAY ATTENTION to the Stark/Dayne connection.

Edric Dayne is like a huge sore thumb in SoS because hes so interested in Arya for pretty much no reason. There's clearly way more to the story than just, oh Ned took Dawn back.

Also, I don't believe Ashara is actually dead.
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>>85453497
>jon calls her dany

please let this be fanfiction
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Would Bran enjoy getting fucked in the ass? Or would he not feel any cock since he's paralyzed from the waist down?
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>>85453611
Yes

>>85453635
She's not 14, Sansa, her older sister, isn't even 13 yet in the books
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who is the most annoying character and why is it Brienne of fucking Tarth
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>>85453789
>Ned dances with her
>Brandon doesn't
Go back and re-read it yourself you nonce
>>85453801
Technically the "quiet wolf", but I see where you're coming from.
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>>85453682
Why couldn't we have an Arya that looks like this?
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BUT YOU NEED A BAD PUSSY
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>>85453805
Normalfags will never understand they got tricked into reading/watching some nerds excuse to put all his fetishes into a story.
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>>85453667
What are dominant and recessive traits
>but anon, the targs all have white hair
Yeah fucko, they're all products of incest too, Jesus Christ, if you're gonna poke holes and try to create bullshit conspiracies, at the very least don't be a complete fucking retard oblivious to how genes work, Jon is Rhaegar and Lyanna's son, we already know this from the leaks, get over it
>whether you like it or not, this is the story that GRRM wants to tell
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>>85453465
>could've
come on now
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>>85453570
Keep fighting the good fight soldier
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>>85453474
>everyone is surprised that Hot Pie hit on Arya

Have you people seen Hot Pie? Hes a fatass whos a cook in an inn. Of course hes gonna hit on ugly troll girls, If it was a Goddess of Beauty Stacy out of his league like Sansa he wouldve never had the balls to hit on her, but Arya is a fugly loser and in his league somewhat and he has some hope of a sympathy fuck, of course hes gonna try to fuck her. Ugly/fat guys hit on ugly girls all the time
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>already a third of the way done with the season
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>>85453554
He was going to, though. He was going to commit suicide as soon as he was done writing the letter, that was basically his suicide note
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>>85453851
if mama snek dies we riot
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>>85453812
Do the WW have a sweet Ice Elf kingdom in the far north?

There are other things I want to know more, but it's the kind of stuff that the author obviously doesn't even know about himself and just put it in for mystery and world building.
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>>85453844
Brienne
>Boring grumpy murderous shit virgin
Varys
>Useless meme spouting Blackfyre fucking shit
Sneks
>Literally everything they do

AHHHHHH FUCK I HATE EVERYONE ON THIS SHITTY SHOW
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>>85453868
>What are dominant and recessive traits
Not a thing in GRRM's world
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>>85453558
>every time

Shut the fuck up
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>>85453903
>>already a third of the way done with the season

ST-stop making things up
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>>85453789
So how do you explain that piece of dialogue that I literally quoted?

When Cat asked Ned about Ashara, he sperged out hard and told her not to ask about who Jon's parents were.

I'm kind of on board with Brandon actually being the father, but I certainly believe Ashara is the mother, based on that text. It's in like the first few damn chapters of the whole books ffs. George clearly wants you to take note of it.
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>>85453764
Dark features tend to be the dominant genes.
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>>85453851
>HURR DURR I'M GONNA TEASE MY ONCE TORTURED BROTHER FOR NOTHING HAVING A COCK
>HURR WHY ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY SAEEVVVEE MEEE
What did she mean by this?
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>>85453845
didn't ned dance with her and required brandon to speak on his behalf instead of introducing himself?
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>>85453903
2/7 = 1/3
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>>85453916
>ARYA COULD HAVE KILLED CERSEI AND SAVED THEM

WHY DID YOU GO BACK TO WINTERFELL?
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Lol, why are people still arguing about r+l=j? It's literally confirmed canon in the show. GRRM wouldn't have let them adapt it unless they got the answer right.
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>>85453903
>a thrid
2/7=0.285714...
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>>85453836
>Edric Dayne confirms that Wylla nursed Jon, and Ned confirms that Wylla is involved with Jon's birth to Robert, who he has no reason to lie to
Makes one think
>>85453922
This, the whole plot point leading to Ned's death in the first book is that literally every Baratheon to mate with a Lannister ever has black hair
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>>85453931
Not an argument
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>>85453922
>Robert's kids all have dark hair
>dark hair is literally a dominant trait
It's like you're not even trying, how's high school?
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>>85453868
Dominant and Recessive genes literally dont work the same in GRRMs world, the man himself has addressed this.

Please retcon canon more to fit your theory?

Anyway the hair colour and looks is only a small part of my overall argument, even if I cede that point entirely, you still don't prove me wrong, and I think my position is stronger.
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>>85453962
1. Ellaria didn't know he was dickless
2. Not having a cock doesn't mean you can't fuck, look at Greyworm
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>>85453974
Rounds up nigga
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>>85453682
Why did the Hollywood jews slip Maisie the stunted growth child actor elixir?
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>>85453935
>autists seriously think some nobody character mentioned offhandedly a few times is Jon's mom
>they seriously think Jon's mother will differ between show and book when GRRM openly said the only reason he gave DnD permission to adapt the books is because they guessed the identity of Jon's mother

holy shit, this is preston jacobs tier delusion
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>>85453815
https://twitter.com/b_cogman/status/889958331602812928
https://twitter.com/b_cogman/status/889380832963567616
FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE SMUG CUNT
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>>85453970
>It will be Arya fault bad poosey dies.
I didn't even need another reason to hate her.
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>>85453896
>Sansa
>Goddess of Beauty Stacy out of his league

What did the Sansafag mean by this?
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>>85454001
Shut up niggerfaggot. That's less than a third by about 5%, so fuck off mathlet.
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>>85453465
>He lives
>pls respond
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>>85454001
>In what world does 0.285 round up to 0.333
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>>85453820
I wouldn't blame him
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>>85453965
+ 2 days
2/7 = .286
2/49 = 0.02, 0.02+.286 = 0.3
0.3 = 1/3
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>>85453989
It's based on family. Baratheon traits have been known to be incredibly strong in their family. Lannister and Targaryen genetic traits are also fairly strong, so at this point you're all just arguing about something that can totally go either way and is up to GRRM.
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>>85453510
As always, the best part of any current GoT thread
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>>85453998
His sister did though.
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>>85453962
Ellaria obviously wanted him to join them
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>>85453577
If his mother was ashara Ned woulda just told him

the reason Jon looks like a stark way more than any of his siblings is because of how weak targaryen genes are, just like how baratheon genes are OP

its how we know that Cersei and Jaime are the mad kings kids too since they look exactly like their mother and Tyrions appearance is supposed to be GRRM's way of saying how ugly and deformed Tywin is on the inside.
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>>85453973
sure he wouldn't
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>>85454029
What if Arya is bad poosi, and there's a sex scene involving Bronn and Arya?
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>>85453764
Blackfyres are Targaryen on bth sides.

And Rhaegar's daughter is dornishit looking

As was Baelor Breakspear, so exceptions exist. Like how Starks looked like Starks for millennia but now we have 4 tullyshits
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>>85454064
>Targaryen genetic traits are also fairly strong
>Jon looks completely like a Stark
Gee
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>>85453970
>>85454029
FUCK THIS TURD
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>>85453998

i thought eunuchs in GoT just had their balls chopped off, but still have their dicks
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>>85453998
You know the crime of 'Rape' requires penetration? So if a girl raped me, as long as she didn't shove something in my ass it's just some sexual assault subsection?
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>>85454074
>His sister did though.

Read the rest of my post. Nothing wrong with a little dickless incest threesome (I've seen stranger)
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>>85453465
>as you ordered

Jesus, the fucking cringe, hes a terminal disease patient, and all he can think of is he should stay alive because she ordered him to?
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>>85453995
So says the literal retard trying to argue what we already know
Get over it, your tumblrtheory is just shit, you're shit, and you should write your own fucking books if you wanna tell a tale
>Literal autists getting triggered by R+L=J
>shiggy
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>>85454009
Yeah, I'm sure that story that GRRM told to a magazine promoting the show is 100% accurate.

And yeah, I'm sure D&D were smart enough to guess Jon's mother when they havent even read the books. They literally didn't know that Sam Tarly was a PoV.

Pro tip D&D clonked a huge bag full of shekels in front of Martin to make the show, and offered him a credit in writing one script a season. Everything else is PR
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>>85453970
>arya thinks winterfell is occupied by boltons
>nah fuck that, better go kill cersei

defend this logic.
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>>85454077
What would he do though?
He has no cock, it would be like a lesbian threesome.
All cunt bashing and no insertion.
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>>85453545
have u guys imagine what it would be like to suck euron's cock yet? i can imagine it would be totally empowering (as a male) and that he'd make me give him 3 or more intense orgasms the last one right in my face
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>>85454137
Prostate stimulation
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Wait so Jon and Dany are gonna fugg?


Isn't Dany Jon's aunt?


Now that Need is dead, does anyone else know who Jon's real parents are?
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>>85453815
They're moving so slow its getting annoying. Then they kill off 3 characters and imprisons 2 in 5 minutes. What was the point of their daughters anyways?
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>>85454087
Arya wishes she was that cute
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>>85454164
Howland Reed, but I don't think he even exists on the show anymore
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>>85454120
those eyes dont even look real

wtf is up with Euron this episode
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>>85454103
The point is that it can go either way. If Dany's son survived, based on all the visions he would have had Dothraki copper skin and almond-shaped eyes, with platinum hair and purple eye color, and Drogo's build.
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>>85453851
>mfw thought Ellaria and Yara were going to have a threesome with Dickless Theon.
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>>85454183
Them telling the actor to go HAM
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IS N+A=J a prestard theory?
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>>85453510
This will never be not funny
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>>85453922
It is a thing, fool. The whole fucking reason Jon Arryn goes hunting for lineages is to figure out Baratheon genes are really strong and always show up, even when crossed with Lannisters.
>>85453935
>He is of my blood.
That's what you take note of. He does not say he's the father--he's related to Jon.
Again, do answer me: why would Ned hide this from her? What's the danger of letting Cat know Jon is a half-Dayne? Zero.
As you also noticed, it took Brandon to introduce Ashara to Ned. Do you really fucking believe he'd just fuck her right then?
>George clearly wants you to take note of it.
What's a red herring?

Why do people get so triggered about R+L=J, /got/? Is it Targ autism?
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>>85454164
Yes, welcome to fanfiction.net
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>>85454133
You need serious help
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>>85454032
That Queen Sansa is the most beautiful woman in. the seven kingdoms. its not even close, all the other women should just kill themselves because they have no hope of competing
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>>85453973
Because it doesn't make sense. Why would Rhaegar need to keep her in a rape dungeon guarded by kings guard? It's obvious Aerys raped her and Jon and Dan are brother and sister.
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>>85454062
Wrong retard. By that logic, there are only 6 weeks plus one day during a time when an episode is airing. Meaning that we are 11/43 days done, which is 0.2558, which is only slightly over a quarter of the way.
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>>85454164
>Isn't Dany Jon's aunt?
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>>85454125
>JonTarg Tard getting this triggered by an alternate theory

If anyone is triggered my man it is definitely you. Keep clinging on to that chink in a wall of ice. Jon is still not gonna be confirmed targ by the end of season 7 anyway, and even if he did, the show isn't book canon.
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we're just over 40% of the way through the season in terms of story and all you guys can do is quibble about fractions
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>>85454199
He goes for B + A = J
And R + L = D

Its one of his weaker videos
I think he also said he possibly believes that Dany is actually a blackfyre but isnt 100% convinced. Cant remember where he said that though
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>>85454188
>purple eyes and silver hair
>Jon has neither of those
If GRRM seriously wants R+L = J, I don't know why he made Jon not resemble a Targ in any way, shape of form. Poor writing if so
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>>85454242
damn maisie williams looks like that
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>Varys betrays Dany, but she escapes on Drogon
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>>85454164
Howland Reed, and the treenet could always spoil Rhaegar and Lyanna meeting. Which will likely happen in TWOW, which will never be released anyways.
>>85454210
>Tower of Joy right near Dorne
>hurr why do you need to keep the mother of the guy who's going to save the world safe
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>>85454264
can i get insight into these letters?
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>>85454242
THEY'RE LUCHADORS, YOU PLEB
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>>85454299
Brandon + Ashara = Jon

Rhaegar + Lyanna = Dany
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>>85454201
Don't bother dude. It's like talking to a wall, you have to be literally delusional to believe anything other than what's explicit said
I've rewatched the entire show 8 times over the last couple of months, they are never subtle when it comes to foreshadowing, save the whole Cersei Jaime, neck fingers thing
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Why can't I get into this show anymore? Why is there no tension and intrigue anymore? Where is that unique feeling that no one is safe and can die any moment? Is it worth watching Jon, Dany, Arya and others Mary Sue their way to the end?
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>>85453474
>we as a society are conditioned
No no no.
It is nature to be attracted to that.
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>>85454283
Someone post the Hotpie copy-pasta
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>>85454201
>He is of my blood

Please explain why this couldn't mean Brandon is the father

As for why not to talk about it, there are fucking loads of reasons. It could just be traumatic. Jon could be considered a danger because the Daynes were Targ loyalists.
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>>85454326
but we know R+L=J?
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>>85453896
>people who think Sansa is beautiful still exist

Why is this allowed?
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>>85454195
>mfw we could have had a scene where Ellaria invents pegging
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Is there a character (that isn't Dornish) that doesn't dress in black or dark brown?
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>>85454330
>I've rewatched the entire show
No one is talking about the show ya dip. R+L = J is canon there
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>>85454264
If R+L=D, how the fuck did Ned ship Daenerys off?
>>85454276
Gee, almost as if the whole point is to keep people speculating.
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>>85454103
Baratheon is the strongest seed. Baratheons have Targaryen blood in them, but the Baratheon seed is still stronger than the Targaryen.

Baratheon overrides Targaryen overrides the rest of the houses

At least with the info we have, and judging by it. Jon shouldn't be a targaryen because at no point is mentioned that the Stark seed is any good, in fact I think Tully seed is stronger than a Stark one.
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>>85454264
>Ned + Ashara = Jon
>Aerys + Lyanna = Young Griff
>Aerys + Joanna = Twins
>Varys = Brightflame
>Daenerys = Blackfyre
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>>85454334
Yeah but, just because a girl has fat cheeks suddenly shes ugly, come on
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>>85453554
>Sam cutting off the greyscale on your dick
He's dead.
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>>85454372
>in fact I think Tully seed is stronger than a Stark one.
Considering that the only one of Ned's children to look like a Stark is Arya, I'd say so. Making it even more stupid for Lyanna to somehow to override all of Rhaegar's traits and make Jon.
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>>85454390
>cold
>winter
>the night's watch
>i can't
>i loved her
>sam
>bastahd
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>>85453970
Spoiler: Because she hat plot armor and something horrible horrible will happen in King's Landing where everybody dies so Arya can't be there.
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>>85454228
I'm annoyed by literal mouth breathing retards like you
You'll deny anything that doesn't fit your narrative, and refute largely irrefutable proofs
You're a fucking vatnik praising the Armata
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>>85454359
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>>85454352
Preston came up with those theories long before the reveal on the show.
He's also in the 'the show is the show and the books are the books' camp, so R+L=J being a thing on the show hasn't changed his mind.
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>>85454330
>I've rewatched the entire show 8 times over the last couple of months

Were you the one telling me to get help? Christ
Go on then, tell me where in the show they foreshadow or imply that Jon is the son of Rhaegar Targaryen
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>>85454106
WORST CHARTERER EVER
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>>85454359
Melly Sanders
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>>85454378
roastie chipmunk detected
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Dany likes to go off on how Vesyris or however you spell his retarded name, of how weak stupid and cruel he was, but is Dany any diffrent? she is exactly the same only she has supporters
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>>85454137
Eating ass and pussy
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>>85454378
Come on, dude, she's derpy as fuck.
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>>85453682
JonxArya is canon.
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>>85454424
>Ned's children
>Ned's
lmao people still believe this?
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>>85454496
>but is Dany any diffrent? she is exactly the same only she has supporters
exactly. She's pure evil, a slave driver...hypocritical to the core. It's why she's a normie's favorite.
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>>85454201
>The whole fucking reason Jon Arryn goes hunting for lineages is to figure out Baratheon genes are really strong
Which is the opposite of the dominant and recessive genes in real life, anon. Which in real life means your mom could be red head, but none of your brothers are red head, but then your daughter is redhead.

That's what that shit means. That's not how it works in GRRM, in Westeros. If your mom is red head, and your dad is a Baratheon. All your kids will have black hair, and their sons will have black hair, and everyone will have black hair. You can't stop the bull genes.

Or am I just being retarded and that's not what this means?
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>>85454228
>the show isn't book canon

R+L=J is literally the name of the entire book series
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>>85454378
Yeah I don't think she's ugly.
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>>85454521
Sorry what, are you saying Robb/Sansa/Arya/Bran aren't Ned's kids?
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>>85454462
>He's also in the 'the show is the show and the books are the books' camp
after season 6 how can anyone not be
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>>85454347
>Please explain why this couldn't mean Brandon is the father
It can mean Brandon's the father. Thing is, everything else points to that not being the case.
>Daynes were Targ loyalists.
So what? Plenty of people were loyalists and bent the knee. Robert wouldn't kill him or anything, especially if he's Ned or Brandon's kid.
>>85454424
You do realize there hasn't ever been a Stark x Targaryen kid before, right?
Maybe the Starks are weak, but not as much as the Targs.
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>>85453851
>Made you touch my pussy bro, you just got PRANK'D
>Northern skirt wearing pansy, MAYBE you can command the sea bitch and attack the fishermen, watch out for the nets lol
>Hey, I've ridden all the way to Winterfell just to remind you in front of yours and my men that you're a retarded cunt I have zero respect for, peace out!

>I could throw an ax into Ramsey's head and save you, but you're being a little bitch so fuck it, you're dead to me

>OY U ERE TO STEAL MY THRONE M8?! I'LL KICK U IN UR CUNT OUR MUM WILL FEEL IT
>I can't believe I wasted time to try to rescue you.
>Why are you being such a bitch over a few bad years?
>If you can't be useful to me you should just kill yourself, like, what are you even doing here?
>Anyway, isn't this bitch hot? Yeah, you're never gonna bang something like that ever again, aren't ya? lol, jk, jk, come on bro, I'm just teasing. But seriously though, eunuchs are funny.

>Daily reminder that you'll never experience sexual gratification ever again

>AAA SAVE ME THEON!
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>>85454378
>>85454106
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>>85454556
obviously
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>>85454535
Why does it have to be J?
What makes you think the Song of Ice and Fire is Jon and not Dany?
What makes you think GRRM is going to tell a generic rags to riches, bastard to king hidden royalty fairy tale, when everything he says about fantasy lit implies it's not what he wants?
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HOW did Arya get all the way to Hot Pie's inn and not know about Jon having retaken Winterfell? It's wasn't secret info. Hell, she -was- Walter Frey for a while, surely everyone at The Twins knew about the Boltons getting sacked.
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>>85454463
>Bran's vision of the tower of joy
>goes from child's face to Jon's
>literal reveal of his identity
If you deny this, you're openly admitting to being retarded
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>>85454556
they'e Jon Connington's kids
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>>85454588
Why the literal fuck would you say that? There isn't even a debate there
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Reminder Lyanna was kidnapped, raped and held hostage at the Tower of Joy on Aerys order.

He [Eddard] could still hear Sansa pleading like Lyanna… (AGOT)

“Stop them,” Sansa pleated, “don’t let them do it, please, it wasn’t Lady, it was Nymeria, Arya did it, you can’t, it wasn’t Lady, don’t let them hurt Lady..." (AGOT)

Now rewrite it appropriately

“Stop them,” Lyanna pleated, “don’t let them do it, please, it wasn’t Rhaegar, it was Aerys, Arthur did it, you can’t, it wasn’t Rhaegar don’t let them hurt Rhaegar..."
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>>85453474
She's average.
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>>85454581
Fair enough. Why would Robert necessarily kill Jon even if he was Rhaegar's son? He did froth even at the mention of Targaryen fucking shits, but in theory Jon would be Lyanna's kid and Ned's nephew/ward. Where would the danger be?
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>>85454590
because GRRM is a hack
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>>85454355
Must be crazy sex to have on a boat that rocks back and forth. Imagine her pegging yara on the table, and Theon's eating Ellaria's ass and they all fall over when a mass storm hits.
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Post saddest passages from the books
>The memory still rankled. The burly, balding knight who'd been with her had wasted

>no time shouting for help, so they'd had no more than a few moments before Theon was

>dragged away to face the king. That was long enough. He had hated the look on Asha's face

>when she realized who he was; the shock in her eyes, the pity in her voice, the way her mouth

>twisted in disgust. Instead of rushing forward to embrace him, she had taken half a step

>backwards. "Did the Bastard do this to you?" she had asked.
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>>85454635
>A kid who is the literal reminder that Rhaegar won Lyanna and Robert didn't
>Also a fucking targ
>Why would Robert necessarily kill Jon?
U serious lad
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>>85454594
A wizard did it
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>>85454595
Was Rhaegar confirmed the father of Lyannas child?
no
he wasn't even shown on screen
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>>85454014
How do you have scenes that "don't" make it in?

Episode is 50 minutes.

How can that scene not be inserted into here?

How do you add dickless sex scene that takes up 10 minutes of the episode but cut that out?

What was his thoughts through that decision?

What did he mean by that?
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>>85454612
because it's blindingly obvious that all those tullyshits couldn't possibly be his
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>>85454477
Don't remind me.
No other character was given such a stupid, anticlimactic, implausible death.
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>>85453577
>Ned chose to stay with Catelyn when he could have THIS
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>>85453868
Both parents can be dark haired and carry the recessive blonde genes resulting in a blonde children.
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>>85454635
He's a Targ and thus has a rightful claim to the throne
Plus, Ned promised, he's a man of honor, he wouldn't do something like that
>inb4 lying to cat
He loved his sister long before he loved Cat, as per her admittance, going against her wishes would've been his greatest sin
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Does anyone else find it really weird that they are talking about Stannis so much this season? It feels like for a dead character he gets mentioned more than even Ned and Robb. They mention him more in season seven than six which was after he died.
I'm not trying to say I think he's coming back I read the leaks but why do they suddenly seem to remember he was important two years later?
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>>85454671
HBO confirmed it after the episode.
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>>85454649
Ywn eat Ellarias ass when shes been at sea for a week
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>>85454679
So...who exactly is fucking Catelyn instead? Why does Arya look the way she does? You gotta support your bullshit mane
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>>85454679
Why?
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>>85454671
They posted a family tree, Jon is his son.
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>>85454671
>Rhaegar kidnapping Lyanna is what sets off the rebellion
>hurr durr we didn't see him
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>So /got/, how did you like our interpretation of Euron ?
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>>85454496
Yeah, the fact she mocks him the way she does pisses me off to no end.

Viserys was a good fucking brother. He sold literally everything and did everything in his power to keep his little sister safe and from getting raped. And this fucking bitch treats him like shit because she pissed him off and made him hit her since she is such an ungrateful cunt, and she still is one. She still needs that one man to slap her and put her in place.

Viserys wasn't a mad one like she is, she had reasons to be paranoid and crazy, because he is the one that was fending off the assassins and feeding her. Fuck Dany
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>>85454590
Consider the following: it isn't about Jon's parentage. R+L=J in and of itself could be irrelevant when, say, Jon's brought up as an uppity cunt who wouldn't take charge like an honorable man.
>>85454635
> Why would Robert necessarily kill Jon even if he was Rhaegar's son?
Nigger what? He thinks Lyanna was raped, or deludes himself with that theory at least. To think her own fucking brother would raise a Targ shit right under his nose?
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>>85454656
that one where robb carries his little bro to bed
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>>85454659
see>>85454623
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>>85454390
>>85454427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgexJYMXRYg
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>>85454331
No. Nothing happens. You're gonna watch anyway.
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>>85454671
because robert killed him on the trident
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>>85454594
It's difficult to keep track of the exact timeline. Who's to say the Battle of Bahstids didn't happen while Arya was chatting with Ed Sheeran?
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>>85454702
So why did Ned immediately associate Jon into the conversation, when Catelyn asked him about Ashara?

>>85454705
Source pls. Im not just being a bitch, I googled it but cant find an actual HBO source
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>>85454690
Roose?
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>Lord Tarly made Same walk around in his wifes dress
>then was shocked this didn't make him stronger

Maybe...Randyll isn't as based as I thought....
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>>85454496
>if you cross me I'll burn you alive
I guess it was supposed to be badass but the way she said I imagine Sadam Hussein or his sons would've said it. Came of very psycho like she enjoys it. Definitely got a little megalomania going on there.
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>>85454582
this
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>>85454649
>>85454649
I AM THE MASS STORM
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>>85454457
why did they turn her into the burgundy woman and get rid of this wig
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>>85454712
>So...who exactly is fucking Catelyn instead?
multiple men
>Why does Arya look the way she does?
fathered by jon
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>>85454724
IT WAS AWSOME MAN
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>>85454724
not enough magic
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>>85454774
Damn... Sam looks like THAT??
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WHERE IS GHOST
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>>85454671
Jesus.
You're thick
Remind me when Rhaegar was ever shown on screen?
He's gonna make his reveal at the end of the season, remember this anon
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>>85454774
can we all admit Sam looks better in the dress?
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>>85454703
he is back baby
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>>85454792
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>>85454743
watch it but imagine they're all saying "busted" instead lmao
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What are the true leaks about? Is there a link to them?
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>>85454531
No, the kids would be dark haired and blue eyed, but that's it. We don't have Baratheon x Stark, for example. It could turn out that any kids from that line have brown hair and grey eyes. Like GRRM said, genetics are different.
>>85454623
They never went to King's Landing. Why would they?
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>>85454789
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>>85454656
>Egg I dreamed I was old
>Not my hair... Ned always loved my hair
Real talk Cat's final chapter is just so heart breaking. Shes underrated desu.
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>>85454764
>So why did Ned immediately associate Jon into the conversation, when Catelyn asked him about Ashara?
Prolly because the rumor is circulating around the castle that Ned fucked Ashara and brought Jon home, which is how Catelyn even knows about her anyway?
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>>85454792
>cat secretly hates ned for cheating on her
>cucks him with his bastard
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>>85454764
Catelyn always wanted to know about Jon. That's why she's insecure, not about the cheating, but about him bringing a kid back.
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>>85454881
the best pov character hands down
can't wait for zombiefu to get her revenge
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Hourly reminder this is 3470347304739473947 chess, Cersei thinks she's playing Euron, but Euron is playing Cersei. He has no intention on killing Ellaria or Yara. It's all part of his grand plan to marry Dany.
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>>85454723
Rhaegar didn't kidnap her. Aerys did. He realized everyone was plotting against him. Even his own son was trying to align with the northmen. So he had lyanna abducted to get the major players in the conspiracy all in one place. The wild wolf showed up and threatened the life of Rhaegar which confirmed Aerys biggest fears.

Aerys raped her as punishment toward his son.
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>>85454789
>toxic masculinity the character
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>>85454813
see
>>85454014
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>>85454932
>Rhaegar didn't kidnap her. Aerys did.
It's confirmed that Rhaegar kidnaps her near Harrenhal with Arthur Dayne and Oswell Whent. Aerys didn't leave the fucking capital, how could he have captured her?
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>>85454886
Ned didn't know about that rumour when that conversation took place.
HE is the one who associates the conversation with Jon.

>>85454910
Irrelevant? That doesn't explain why Ned brings up Jon when Cat brings up Ashara
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>>85454932
Honestly fuck Preston for planting these retarded theories in your heads
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>>85453608
The reins on the horse, most probably.
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>>85454910
In my headcanon her and Jon had a little something when Cat's arm got stuck in the sink and she asked him to use put some grease on her arm, but he ended up fucking her instead. Now everything is awkward.
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>>85454881
You know i dont get people who say the show red wedding is good or better than the book one with all the emotional weight and consequences that appear after
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>>85455020
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only watching this show for euron and the hound
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
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If Jon is legitimized as the true Targaeryn does that mean Dany immediately have to give up her claim?
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>>85454983
Preston never said that, this guy is just retarded.
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>>85454865
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>>85454974
>Ned didn't know about that rumour when that conversation took place.
Why would he not know about that rumor? And even if he didn't, do you think it would really be that hard for him to realize why Catelyn is asking about her?
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Gwyn is for ___
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>>85455047
She will go full autism and try to kill him
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NIGHT KING APPEARANCE WHEN?
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>>85455052
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>>85454656
Anything from Theon post-Ramsay
Aemon reminiscing about the old days on the deck of the Cinnamon Wind
Barristan remembering about Harrenhal
>>85454974
>Irrelevant?
Extremely relevant. The paragraph before, Catelyn literally mentions that she knows about men fucking around and having bastards, and also providing for them. But they don't bring them home and call them "son".
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>>85455020
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>>85455050
I'm glad we're all in agreement on that at the very least
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>>85455059
Because directly after that conversation, he asks where she heard that and goes to fuck up the castle staff for saying that shit.

If he knew beforehand, why didn't he fuck the castle staff up before this conversation

>why Catelyn is asking about her
Wouldn't the correct move here be to tell Cat the truth? If Ashara had nothing to do with it, he could just say so, instead of spazzing out and telling her not to ask about Jon.
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>>85455062
Dothraki
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>Tyene and Arianne will never bring to climax before you stick your benis in one of them
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>>85455080
>Barristan remembering about Harrenhal

"She died never knowing that Ser Barristan had loved her. How could she? He was a knight of the Kingsguard, sworn to celibacy. No good could have come from telling her his feelings. No good came from silence either. If I had unhorsed Rhaegar and crowned Ashara queen of love and beauty, might she have looked to me instead of Stark?"

cuck: the character
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>>85455020
I know this porno, I don't know why, but I do
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>>85455080
Your point doesn't follow on from mine. What Catelyn thinks doesn't telepathically affect what Ned thinks?

The issue here is why NED brings up Jon when Cat asked about ASHARA
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>>85453637

Well, it is said that he might have a kraken or something...
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>>85455126
Good, good
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>>85455144
celebacy was a mistake
>no heirs
>no more warrior genes
just cuck my kingdom up
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>>85455066
Ist hat the twist we need? Jon and Co. defeating hte Night's King, only for him to be recognized and Dany to backstab him and marry Euron and try to fuck Westeros?
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>>85455120
>Wouldn't the correct move here be to tell Cat the truth?
Whatever Jon's parentage is, why would he tell this woman he barely knows? They're very early on in their relationship at that point, and either Jon is a massive slight upon his honor or the actual heir to the Iron Throne. I don't see him telling Catelyn either of those things.
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>>85455047
Is divorce legal in Westeros? If not then no he's still a bastard. Its grey basically, people could argue both ways. Hopefully we get another Dance of Dragons.
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>arya touches hotpies shoulder
>her hand doesnt even cover up 1/3rd of his shoulder

jesus christ little tubby bastard really let himself go
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>>85455050
>>85455112
You're just mad it makes more sense.

>>85454963
Can you just not read or do you not understand the meaning of words?
>So he had lyanna abducted

Or did you actually think I meant the fucking king walked down and put a satchel over her head? Holy fuck you call me stupid and yet you can't understand simple sentences.
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>>85453570
Better start eating!
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>>85455155
This.
>>85455080
Allow me to use a food analogy for that anon to you.
>what does the soup tastes like, Anon?
>I didn't kill your grandmother, stop asking me.
This is the equivalent of the original post you guys have been talking about since forever.

>Cately: hey ned what happened to ashara?
>Ned: DO NOT MENTION JON REEEEE
Something is up, we need to discover this shit up, guises.
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>>85454932
agreed

Reminder Lyanna was kidnapped, raped and held hostage at the Tower of Joy on Aerys order.

He [Eddard] could still hear Sansa pleading like Lyanna… (AGOT)

“Stop them,” Sansa pleated, “don’t let them do it, please, it wasn’t Lady, it was Nymeria, Arya did it, you can’t, it wasn’t Lady, don’t let them hurt Lady..." (AGOT)

Now rewrite it appropriately

“Stop them,” Lyanna pleated, “don’t let them do it, please, it wasn’t Rhaegar, it was Aerys, Arthur did it, you can’t, it wasn’t Rhaegar don’t let them hurt Rhaegar..."
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>Dragonglass destroys white walkers AND their armies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>85455248
Aerys never leaves the capital, he's an incredibly paranoid fuck after being held hostage earlier. Lyanna is captured and then held in the Tower of Joy for the rest of her life. When exactly is Aerys finding the time to leave the Red Keep, travel thousands of miles, rape Lyanna, and come back?
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>>85455298
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
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NEXT

>>85455318
>>85455318
>>85455318
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>>85455309
>and then held in the Tower of Joy
Its funny because she was raped, in a place called the tower of joy.

literally a cum dumpster for travelers

lmao
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>>85455298
AND it cures Greyscale too! WOWEE!
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>>85455248
I hope you choke to death on your tendies
You're setting yourself up for failure, when it turns out none of your retarded theories are true, hopefully you'll realize what a waste of space you are, and you'll off yourself
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>>85455187
There will be a hole in the sky with some thing shooting up and then the stark's will join hands and defeat winter by the power of friendship. Or Jon asks to give him their energy and hot pie and whatnot will send a prayer. Then winter ends, birds chirp and there will be montage like it's the final episode of a season of the wire.
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>>85455347
>raped

lol
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>>85455258
she doesn't want her to know anything about ashara because ned married ashara before the old gods before he married cat in the light of the seven.

he only married her to secure the tully alliance so that he could save a trapped robert at the stoney sept.

if she un coveres the truth she'd have jon killed to ensure her childrens home and safety.

when cersei talks about the lengths she'd go to protect her children ned then thinks of cat and this scares the ever loving shit out of him.

forcing ned to wed was also the reason the blackfish was done with riverrun and his brother. it was the final straw.

so ned was given a choice. ashara dayne or the survival of robert, himself and the rebellion.

the tullies are nothing but a disease inflicted upon ned
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>>85455309
Gerold Hightower kidnaps her, brings her to King's Landing for some Aerys raping. Rhaegar rescues her, takes her to the ToJ. It's why Aerys has no clue where Rhaegar is during the early part of the war, and why he's holding Rhaegar's family hostage to get him to show his face.
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>>85454582
This needs to be screencapped.
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So how many times do you suppose bad poosie and blond thot poisoner were raped by warty pirate cocks?
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>>85454029
>bad poosey dies
do people here genuinely care for any other martell woman besides her?
the other 3 are pretty fucking stupid (killing an innocent kid for revenge when your loved one got BTFO fair and square) not to mention they look swarthy as fuck
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>>85454331
But anon, two riveting and completly non-disposable characters dided in the last episode! And Euron, that man is up to no good. I think that he's a serious contender for the throne at the end of the show.
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>>85455429
>the tullies are nothing but a disease inflicted upon the world
Corrected
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Why is Dickon older than Sam
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>>85451316
It means he's a moral upstanding citizen
>>85451971
Eh, I think it's overconfidence. He's climbed so high and he thought for sure retaking Winterfell would give him Sansa and a crown, since he figured Sansa can't keep her fucking mouth shut Jon would be ultra indebted to him. Instead Sansa was a petty bitch who kept quiet for once in her damn life.
>>85451985
Killing Dany is always the way to save the day, no ifs ands or buts.
>>85452091
Of course it was, Euron cuts his crews tongues out, not their cocks off.
>>85452329
Fuck off, Oberyn is a whiny little bitch. He had a dozen years to go kill the Mountain, instead he sat in Dorne getting pounded in the ass.
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>>85455248
It makes no fucking sense.
Aerys was so paranoid and afraid of dying he refused to cut his nails let alone leave Kings Landing.
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>>85453962

Women.
She just acted like a woman.
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>>85454119
This

Yara has been wanting to fuck Theon for awhile
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