*awkwardly dabs in your path*

>>85452583

>call him a nigger
>nog loses his cool and starts chimping with his special guns
>you take the opportunity to calmly shoot his brains the fuck off

easy

I wish the Ron Howard HBO show version of this had come to fruition. I was a big fan of the books but not a single thing looks right about this

>>85452583
What is this fighting stance called?

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has a 2003 vibe with the outfits and I am really not digging it. doesn't look like a cowboy at all

>>85452583
he's an actually good actor

>>85452583
>THE DARKTOWER
what a shitty poster wtf

I can easily get over Roland getting blacked. But Irish Ebola is bulky and clean cut. Roland is supposed to be half starved walking through the desert for years and shit. Give us a worn weathered looking thin guy.

i think its called the PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>>85453011
>I can easily get over Roland getting blacked

>(((Goldman)))
>(((Pinkner)))
pure coincidence

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>>85453795
>all that text

>>85452908

He's not a cowboy. He's a member of an ancient knighthood that took up guns after the death of Arthur Eld.

I love the books, but they are a mash up of different ideas, both in what King intended and his changing views as he got older. The movies are trying to take all of that weirdness and make one consistent feel out of it.

Because you autists sperg out about tone whenever something tries to be heterogeneous.

I hold out hope they at least made a fun, dark adventure

>>85452908
"Bokros' genocidal quote" /pol/ you never fail to amuse.

>>85452645

>implying Roland is anything like a nigger

Elba is a British nigger and so is much more domesticated than American niggers.

>>85452964

Fuck off Krager

>>85453011
>Give us a worn weathered looking thin guy.

They should have got Timothy Olyphant.

>>85456111
Stop thinking that all black people are niggers, niggers are their own thing. They may as well be a different species.

>>85452964
Fuck off Krager

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> viggo will never be roland

fuck this universe

Is he actually cripwalking in this poster?

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picture for reference

>>85452907
the double o

>>85456398

>rewords the post but essentially agrees while thinking he's disagreeing.

Are you retarded?

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>>85455033
>He's not a cowboy. He's a member of an ancient knighthood that took up guns after the death of Arthur Eld.

Then why doesn't he look like this?

>>85457004
>Big ass armor
>In the fucking desert

>>85457004
that looks so fucking stupid

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>the dark tower
>elba is a tall back guy
>elba is himself the dark tower
Consider my almonds activated

>movie gets made
>a black person is in it
Literally white genocide. This is the reason I can't get a girlfriend.

>>85457004

You read one line from my post though

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>>85452583
Is he soul singing while doing some gangster walk in the poster?

>we comin' for yo womin, we comin' for yo womin
>hi ho the derry o we comin' for yo womin
>we at yo momma's house, we at yo momma's house
>hi ho the derry o wake yo as up g cuz we at yo mommas house!

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>>85452583
I'd like to ride his dark tower if you know what I mean.

>>85452583
>change white lead with black
>so you can change Susy and make her a white racist redneck bitch
>who will eventually realize the BBC is the future and interracial is the solution
>the black tower rises
>profit off of normies and retards