Cast it

>>85447007
Mel gibson director
Mathew alright alright con a hay
Jake my sister is JUST Hyllenhal

>>85447007
Brian O'Halloran as Dante just to eliminate any confusion.

>>85447007
Michael Cera Dante

Seth Rogen Virgil

Daddario as satan
MEW as Virgil
that guy who plays gandalf as Dante
Paul Dano as god and the rest of the actors

Idris Elba HAS to be in there somewhere

>>85447007
Directed by Vincent Ward
Screenplay bu Ronald Bass

Starring:
Robbin Williams
Cuba Gooding Jr
Annabella Sciorra
Max von Sydow

>>85447007
Adam Driver as Dante
Ana de Armas as his dead gf
Alexandra Daddario as his demon companion that he meets who constantly taunts him and tries to seduce him

Directed by Matteo Garrone

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>>85447561
>Starring:
>Robbin Williams

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>>85447007

A Dante's inferno film adaptation is one if my dream movies but what the fuck would the film be about and marketed as?

Would it be a horror survival? And if this movie were to be made it would have to be nc-17. Hell needs to grotesque as fuck

>>85447672
2 hour r-rated theatrical release
3 and a half hour unrated director's cut

The Guillermo Del Torro who did Pan's Labyrinth could be perfect. But I think he died

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>>85447612
good news, they already made it

>>85447672
>but what the fuck would the film be about and marketed as?

i dont know.... christianity?

Salvatore Papa - Dante Alighieri
Arturo Pirovano - Virgilio
Augusto Milla - Lucifer
Pier Delle Vigne - Ugolino

>>85447007
Tom Hanks and Felicity Jones

>>85447092
>Mel gibson director
no thanks

>>85447672
this picture honestly makes me hard as fuck

>>85448117
why not

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>>85447092

Mel Gibson is basically doing that in his Passion sequel.

>>85447007
mel gibson director
gerard butler as dante, i think he has the emotional range to do it (anger, sadness, intensity)
i dont know who could play anyone else

>>85447473
>that guy who plays gandalf as Dante
>Dante that old
Confirmed as illiterate.

>dante's inferno
>filmable

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>>85447007
Tom Green as director
DJ Khaled as composer
Wheelchair Tim Curry as Dante
Leslie Jones as Beatrice
Keanu Reeves as Lucifer
Dana Carvey as Virgil
Mike Meyers as Charon
CGI The Rock as Minos

too lazy to keep going

Seth Rogan as Dante
James Franco as Vergil
Michael Cera as Beatrice
Craig Robinson as Satan

>>85448601
out of everything, thats the thing you are going to grill me on?

Peter sellers as dante and all the other dramatis personae he encounters in hell
Slim pickins as virgil
Moon bloodgood as beatrice

Wachowski things to direct

Lady gaga as dante
Barbera streissand as virgil
Various pop stars as the famous people
Famous writers as the demons

Make it a three parter
Have paradisio compltley animated

Make it a musical

Have darren arronofsky direct

>>85448709
Holy shit, that picture brings back memories.

Reminder that Dante wrote Bible fanfiction and put the current pope in it because he was butthurt about him.

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