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>>85443491
>tfw outbid at the last minute and don't have to buy Coon's Fargo parka now

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>>85443659
i literally cringed at this webm

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>>85443659
>>tfw outbid at the last minute and don't have to buy Coon's Fargo parka now

Dude, do NOT go down the path of Davey.

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>>85443659
How much did it sell for?

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>>85443749
http://www.ebay.com/itm/FARGO-GLORIA-BURGLE-CARRIE-COON-SCREEN-WORN-JACKET-GLOVES-SCARF-HAT-EP-303/142449519844

10

MINUTES

LEFT

>>85443714
>bicycle thief is white in the recreation

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85443714
Is that story true?

>>85443771
>the shitty filter on the show makes it straight up look grey instead of green

wow

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>>85443771
>tatiana maslany worn workout clothes
$169

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>>85443771
I never really realized that such auctions was a common enough thing that there was as steady trade in it. Figured most of the clothing went to a costume/prop house to be used in other productions.

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>>85443917
Most of the stuff on ebay is stolen

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>>85443953
>Most of the stuff on ebay is stolen
That might be the case for most stuff on ebay, not just movie stuff.

I know back in the day of film projection there was a ton of sketchy people that you could rent films for special viewings.

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>>85443917
yeah it depends but generally each season of a show has it's own art and wardrobe budgets, so they just buy everything with the studios money at the beginning. The art department then normally will either do what this production did sell the key wardrobes and props to a distributor, and they probably did a local garage sale type of thing to get rid of all the other gak.

And I know that at least on the Sony lots there are warehouses that are just full of shit that was bought for other productions, and is never recycled, and is just rotated out after 10 years or whatever. Every production just buys their own shit.

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>>85444216

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>>85444216
well that escalated quickly

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>>85444289
>>85444216

Guess it time for this webm

>>85444369
>women

>>85444216
what a fucking loser lmao

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>>85444369
so you're telling me I SHOULDN'T stand in milk and touch malfunctioning electrical shit?

GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT SCIENCE

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>>85444520
>GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT SCIENCE

"no"

>>85444496
>Arabs even make their coffee out of sand

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>>85444555
so if she took the lazers and pointed them at even more mirrors she'd have even more lazers huh

I N F I N I T Y
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>>85444715
maybe

>>85444715
that is a great shot

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K I N O
I
N
O

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaXlQOzPHK8

of fuck it's real

>>85444825
equally amazing or equally shit?

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>>85444898
>black bars
>changing aspect ratios

>>85443491
absolute kino

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>tfw outbid on Coon's $30 cop shirt in the last 30 seconds

>>85443714
who Davey?

>>85443705
I just spend the whole time looking for the camera

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>>85445420

Guy obsessed with JGL

http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1366/06/1366066572989.png

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wish I knew how to add subs

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>>85445516
And here I thought I was being autist since one time on ebay I bought a 10x8 print of a photo of Jane Seymour in a bathing suit with wet nipples.

>>85445787
You were

Autism is a spectrum

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>>85445516
>fun tripfagging
>no reddit spacing
>celebrated unapologetic autism
I blame TDKR tbphwyf.

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>>85445743
The easiest way for me to make subs is to use handbreak to burn in subtitles and then use that copy for webming.

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Should I webm another movie, or go off and do another thing..

>>85444216
>>85444255

Kino

>>85446332
what the fuck lmao

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>>85446332
>getting surprise ambushed in the middle of the ocean
was that guy already on the boat or did he teleport behind her?

>>85446472
>tfw you decide you're going to make your patient cut off his face and eat it

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>>85446366

>if you kicked that jack away would I die
>it would be very painful
>you're a cucked guy
>for you

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>>85446366
>getting pinned at the hips
>stops moving killed immediately

>>85446657
The chads cried and got the funfags disqualified

>>85444496
that looks good

>>85446657
>white people

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>>85446469
>>85446385
From the classic movie "Dead Calm" (Feel old saying it a classic)

Plot spoilers

>Husband and wife lose baby, go on cruse on boat to mend
>come across sinking boat
>lone guy is on sinking boat, says everyone died of food poisoning
>Husband, a naval officer, wants to check things out, and goes over while guy sleeps
>he excapes, takes over yacht, and starts to sail away.
>Husband is keeping yacht alive and chasing yacht while wife is trying to survive crazy man
>wife subdues the man and throws in in a liferaft and sets him loose.
>rescues husband
>check lifeboat, it is ruined
>sail on
>Guy snuck on board when lifeboat check was going on
>tries to kill wife
>husband flares guy

End of movie.

>>85444715
Contact was a masterpiece.

BUT HOW DID THEY SHOOT IT?

Someone explain how they got the the camera to wind up the staircase and still reveal a fixed mirror in the wall?

>>85446801
They didn't. They filmed her going up the stairs, and filmed her opening the cabinet. Then stitched the two together

We call it a shoop, but if you do it for a living then you're an "editor"

>>85444825
whats interesting about asia is they don't see guns as firing bullets, they see them as swords.

>>85446829
>or you cum will

lazy

>>85446801
> a Steadicam person with the Vista Vision camera strapped to his chest ran backwards in front of Young Ellie as he goes up the stairs and down the hallway – there was a speed change – we ramp from 24 to 48fps (though I can’t remember exactly – we could have ramped through three different speeds) – by the time she stops and puts her hand to open the medicine cabinet door (“A” plate ) – we are then inside the reflection. The medicine cabinet was the “B” plate (second plate) and then the door closes and we have the “C” plate (third plate) which was the reflection of the photo of Young Ellie and her dad. By the way – the first time we received this CGI shot as a final (completed & ready to be signed off) Bob Z noticed that the picture frame did not match the one in the Arecibo Puerto Rico bedroom with older Ellie and Joss so they had to have an insert crew reshoot the “C” plate with the correct picture frame and re-composite the shot over again – not an easy thing to do since timing was critical in getting everything to match up.

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>>85446880
>they don't see guns as firing bullets, they see them as swords.

?

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>>85446801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fxa3j8bK-c4

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>>85444990
>youtube person

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>>85446768
I definitely remember that there is a nude scene that guided my hand through puberty

>>85447163
http://www.ebay.com/itm/FARGO-YURI-GURKA-GORAN-BOGDAN-SCREEN-WORN-SHIRT-SET-PANTS-EP-305-/311918919497?hash=item489fd0ff49:g:E-UAAOSwagNZbl05

FOUE MINUTES LEFT

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>>85447087
Two nude scenes actually.

You did see that I made some Elizabeth Debicki webms last thread I hope

>>85447043
Mr. Robot was infact magical

>>85447252
wait, does she sleep with the boat intruder????

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And to think, when I saw Thin Red line in 1998 I didn't like it.

I was young and dumb.

>>85447345
god I've gotten myself so hyped to finally watch The New World

After seeing Thin Red Line and Knight of Cups I know it's going to be a fucking masterpiece.

>>85447339
It was rape by modern standards

She has to pretend to be friendly to him so he doesn't discover that her husband is following them.

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>some anon complained that I made OC last thread

Happens every damn time, can't please everybody.

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>>85447252
>You did see that I made some Elizabeth Debicki webms last thread I hope
ohh yeah

>>85446966
Is that the cop from Chicago PD?

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>>85447043

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>>85447886
Good

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>>85447708
>bitch about reposting
>bitch about OC
Welcome to /tv/!

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>>85447613
My greatest weakness

>>85448047
what am i looking at

>>85447390
I went and saw New World in the theater with a girl in high school. Spent the whole movie trying to touch her boobs. Mostly just remember there being a lot of cameras spinning around people in the woods

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>>85448219
white woman cheats on the white guy with the black man

black guy cheats on the asian woman with the white woman

white guy finds out, holds them at gun point, brings the asian woman and when she finds out she agrees to fuck the white guy while the two cheaters are forced to watch

French people are weird

>>85448233
I don;t think I've ever liked Jason Momoa in any role

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>tfw she was too perfect for this world

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>>85448410

She's still alive and still hot

>>85448518
I've never seen someone look so good after gaining weight, she looks so soft and warm

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>>85448518
good gracious

when is this from?

>>85447272
>trying to be sexy wearing a grandma bra

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>>85448584
>>85448518
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygge

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>>85448610

2015

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/kirsten-dunst-reveals-how-she-gained-weight-for-fargo-role-20151310


>“I gained weight for this role," the 33-year-old actress, who also used Jane Iredale cosmetics on set, told Kimmel. "But really, I just sat in my bed, watched Friday Night Lights and, like, ate."

>"I was in Calgary,” she continued. “It was cold, so I ordered in a lot of pizza [and] grilled cheese. I just had different cheeses and breads together." She didn’t mind gaining the weight, or plugging Season 2 of the hit show, either.

>"It's nice to, like, promote something and not have to lie about it," Dunst said of the anthology series, which is set in South Dakota and Minnesota in 1976 for this season.

>In August, Dunst revealed to Town & Country that another role, in the upcoming film Woodshock, required her to lose 10 pounds in two weeks. "I am a girl who loves to go out to eat — it's one of my joys in life,” she told the magazine, before adding that she needed to shed fast because her character has to “look a little ill."

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>>85448703
CURDsten Dunst

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>>85448697

Stupid /tv/ making me like Becky

>>85448410
She was hot and great in Fargo S2.

>Need to webm her stabbing people to be polite.

>>85448828

You're in luck anon >>85448703

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>>85448993
thanks

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>>85449221
DO THEY NOT HAVE RAILINGS IN BONGISTAN

HOW DO YOU NOT FALL

HOW DO YOU NOT GET SUED

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>>85449497
To her right, that's a knee-high wall

>>85449426
>>85449249
>>85447919
>>85447345
I'm not a Malick fan (in the sense that I don't care about his movies really) except for Thin Red Line. I hate how it gets shit on here more often than not. I've seen a ton of war movies, it's legit one of the better ones.

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>>85449540
oh yeah. Got too triggered and blacked out for a second there.

>>85448230
which eye am i suppose to look at

>>85444216
Asuka has a nice butt

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>>85448230
do you think in that context it would be inappropriate to jerk off while she's hitting you in the face? They already kidnapped you or whatever, they're the ones committing crimes. What are they gonna tell on you for enjoying it?

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>>85449847
>>85449731

>>85449650
is that jared leto signalling at the beginning of the webm?

>>85449679
It doesn't really get shit on that much from what I've seen

apart from people memeing about grass

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>>85449679
I am not one of those Malick folks who think everything he makes is great.

he made two great movies back in the 1970s (Days of Heaven, Badlands), What I could argue is the best war movie ever (Thin Red Line, it is at least my top three), The rest is just okay or not the usual stuff.

Also I hated Thin Red line in 1998. I thought the movie was about taking that ridge. When it was anything but that.

(to be fair, not seen The New World or Knight of Cups)

>>85445516
nice legs on these gooks

>>85449927
Yes.

Every male actor who was working in 1998 I think was in it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120863/fullcredits/

>>85450040

The director is all about chicks, their legs and making both as sweaty as possible

>>85449927
>jared leto

That's the new Joker right?

e's so hairy in his IMDB pic

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>>85450333
Yep

his other big roles that come to mind include "Panic room", "Requim for a dream" and the new bladerunner.

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>>85449927
>>85450168
>cut Bill Pullman and Mickey Rourke
>Adrian Brody spent the entire production and promoting the movie thinking he was the main character, ends up barely in it.
>Travolta and Clooney are just there for a second.

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>>85450562
pschtt Fight Club

>>85450612
well the first cut, that was only shown once, was like 4 hours.

>>85450649
your webm is very Clockwork Orange-esque

>>85450649
been a decade since I saw that film.

>>85444496
>>85444609
*turkish

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>>85444825
>they think trained professionals fight like this

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Last one from thin red line.

>>85445743
>he thinks moon is kino

>>85451660
mmm...claudia black. her voice can get me rock hard.

>>85449497
it's the roof, you're not supposed to be standing up there

>>85448703
>>85448610
>>85448410
>>85448518
How am I supposed to differentiate between her and Gwyneth Paltrow?

>>85448127
why did i laff

>>85452106

Apart from both being blonde there is literally no way the average human could confuse the two.

Eat more carrots or something

>>85443491
>It's a Vikander lets loose scne

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>>85452675
She was great in the film.

>>85450562
Also Mr Nobody.

>>85446768
I'm ashamed that I first recognized that summary from the time the Simpsons parodied it

>>85452963
webm or else

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>>85452919

C

U

T

E

does anyone have any good world peace webms?

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>>85453367
"""""""""""world peace"""""""

>>85444715
I despise these kind of shots the most. It adds nothing to the story and its sole purpose for existing is to show off.

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On one hand it made what was supposed to be an emotional moment of sacrifice goofy as hell.

on the other, it was knid of unique for the the monster to go "nah this doesn't feel right, get fucked kid."

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>>85453193

If I can't have her no one can

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>>85454194
>implying it doesn't take literally The Death Star® to kill Bunnyfu

>>85453959
That grenade had gasoline in it.

>>85453959
Loved that part.

>I Just realized that there is only like 4-5 anons who make 90% of the webms.

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>>85454976

He's also wearing a bandolier of grenade rounds, is there a noob's guide to tell the difference between different explosions though?

>>85455078
Well they made it into one big explosion.

The only time you get the movies "Explosion with red flames in it" is with Gasoline added, as movie people add it for visual impact.

>>85455341
Why does the water act like sand?

>>85455341
why is kong so violent and evil

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>>85451731

>claudia black

>>85446366
name?

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>>85455875

Quarry, Cinemax series. Got canceled.

>>85455078
Grenades don't have big flamey explosions, they're more about force and shrapnel, anons correct that the smokey big flame explosions are typically fuel explosions

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>>85455001
PA and NZ (and OZ) are the primary OC guys probably?

Then there's a bunch of faggot spammers that post the same shit in literally every thread.

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>>85456039
>>85455320

Keen, thanks guys.

>>85451330
Why did he reach for his rifle? Why not surrender? Did he want to die?

>>85456166
I remember seeing this on TV and not knowing what the fuck was happening

>>85456166
I can only admire his commitment

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>>85456210

Death would be better than torture at the hands of the Japanese, hell they'll probably still cut off all his limbs and stuff his genitals in his mouth anyway.

>>85456227
>>85456300


Guy pulling the strings greatly admired a ballerina but she died and she was listed as an organ donor, so he tracks down the people who got her body parts, removes them and retransplants them into her body he kept preserved before trying to bring her back to life.

the body came back to life but she was essentially mindless/soulless

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>>85456057
>>85455001
Yep.

1. There is the anon who likes Rachel Nichols and Kylie Minogue , may be aus poster
2. There is Aus poster
3. There is NZ poster
4. PA (That me)
5. There is another guy

then there is a gaggle of reposters

it easy to make webms, always welcome people to make OC

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Sure Arnold's no Laurence Olivier, but his body language will always be topnotch

>>85445787

Wait ... the bathing suit had wet nipples?

>>85457508
kek

http://www.ebay.ca/itm/Jane-Seymour-8x10-Photo-Picture-Celebrity-Very-Nice-16-/182645269499?hash=item2a8681a3fb:g:w58AAOSw2xRYQcek

something like this

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>>85452919
>tfw no tiny gf OR huge bf
what is the fucking point, lads

>>85459108

Jesus I thought his whole hand was on fire

>>85447043

who puts a toilet in their living room?

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>>85448230

What movie plz?

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>>85459068
>what is the fucking point, lads
get qt gfs dip

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>>85460015

Scream Queens TV series, Season 1

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>>85449877
probably gonna paint this tbphwyf

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>>85444898

>>85459061
why the fuck are they running around and jumping over each other like a retarded circus?

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>>85460961
now we cooking with jet fuel

>>85443823
Nah some kid was bullying mike and stole or killed his pigeon. Mike being a turbo autist went to cry about it and someone told him to stop being a little bitch and the kid.

>>85444496
>will be cool enough to drink in 48 hours

>>85449540
>To her right
to her right is the fucking house mate

>>85448329
what film?

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>>85450684
Hell yeah they shot it in BC Canada or wherever where they built all those 70's futurism buildings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO2RPDZkY88

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>>85461564

The Adulterers REAL ORIGINAL

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>>85461605
Preacher or Halt and Catch Fire.

Which I watch first?

>>85450649
why are there only white women?

>>85461711
why does /pol/ pretend to be sjws for no reason?

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>>85461707

Preacher is garbage sans Gilgun, stick with Halt and Catch Fire.

>>85461768
promoting discourse?

>>85461809
>>>/pol/

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>>85461863
excuse me, but you you're going to be closed off to any kind of discussion maybe it you who should be on /pol/

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>>85461886
>jpg in a webm thread
>>85461922
> but you you're going to be closed off to any kind of discussion
It's not really discussion pretending to be an annoying faggot like
>>85461711
It's just being a needlessly shitty and tryhard on comfy threads. too much mediocre /pol/ b8 in /tv/ webm threads and it just gets cringey and shits up the place. If you want to argue or circlejerk about politics or act like a sjw there's much better places to do it.

>>85443491
How is this movie? Worth a rent?

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>>85462644
It's pretty good. I don't remember the back half being too memorable but it's got a good first act and runs the qt gamut.

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>>85444496
where's the water coming from though?

>>85443491
god she looks like a boy. disgustng.

>>85463039
is it really that hard to comprehend

the metal bowl thing with the sand in it is hot

the water is is in the cup metal thing
he puts the cup metal thing in the hot bowl sand, it's heated and boils over, he pours it in the thing and has it boil over again

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>>85463109
yeah sure but there is water and then there isn't water and then there is water

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>>85463171
the water is in this thing

he heats it and pours PART of it, not all the water, just part of it, and then he heats it again and so on

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>>85463276
yeah ok I hear you. But where's that magic water coming from?

The handle?

>>85463364
nigger he filled it in there beforehand

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>>85463467
there a trap door at the bottom of the cup?

>>85463634
no

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>>85463814
huh. magic confirmed for real

>>85444825
>American
You Japanese faggot?

>>85463086
wtf I love boys now

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>>85463894
Dumb fucking nigger shut the fuck up.

>>85461031
why the fuck did that dumb nigga put his hand into a giant grinder, and how the fuck is nobody noticing it

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>>85444496
>>85463039
>>85463109
>>85463171
>>85463276
>>85463364
>>85463467
>>85463634
>>85463814
>>85463894
>>85464155
legitimate lol @thisshit

>>85446472
This is the only part of the show where Hannibal actually looks upset

>>85446829
why make this though?

>>85456330
Can anyone explain what the fuck this scene meant?

Is the Fargoverse actually hell?

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>>85464727
Each season is focused on hitting on different themes from Coen brothers movies. A Serious Man and The Big Lebowski are the 2 biggest references for that part. Big Lebowski obviously for the bowling alley scene with an omniscient god narrator guy, and A Serious Man on account of the old testament irony and vengeful jew ghosts.
>Is the Fargoverse actually hell?
Well since the other primary movie being referenced is Barton Finch, where the setting IS literally hell, maybe?

But each season varies. S2 is pretty much explicitly about godless absurdism and existentialism and whatever. The inciting acting and turning point in the climax is caused by aliens fucking with us as a goof.

>>85465032
I got Season 1 and Season 2

Season 1 was the old Good vs Evil, Predator vs Prey thing.

Season 2 was subtler about communication. Everyone wasn't able to talk to each other so they fought. The ayys were just the ultimate representation of the inability to communicate. Something truly alien that nothing gets across.
I liked Season 2 a lot.

Season 3's raison d'etre still evades me. It's about stories? That theme keeps coming back but it also says stories are true and then stories are bullshit.
Are stories true? Are they bullshit?
Maybe it's just saying that stories are just stories and that's all that matters

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>>85465171
Yeah like the biggest references this season makes are seemingly Big Lebowski, Serious Man, Barton Fink, and Burn After Reading. All of which are kind of specifically about "well what did we learn?....nothing huh" kind of thing. Lebowski's plot is intentionally muddled and wanders off with the ultimate point of "well wasn't that something." Serious Man has the fucking tooth parable and tornado at the end. Barton Fink ends with the painting inexplicably playing out, etc.

Honestly yeah there's obvious Cain and Abel stuff and Varga is basically the devil and bar guy is basically old testament god and whatever but the point is defintely not as dialed in. Wonder how much it had to do with Hawley being more focused on whimsical xmen.

>>85465632
I think Vargas was a commentary on Season 2. He kept speaking in other languages and telling stories.
Like, he was saying that language itself was bullshit and full of lies.
That seems to follow in with the "true" fading out of the credits.
All stories are lies?

But in the first opening, we see that "Yuri" was full of shit. He really did murder her.

I don't know. Maybe you're right and it's not my failing that I can't see a clear message.
Or maybe I'm just drunk as shit as I always am when I watch TV.

>>85447087
sauce

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>>85465774
>But in the first opening, we see that "Yuri" was full of shit. He really did murder her.
I already feel like I need to rewatch because I'm just picking up on what was going on there. "Yuri" in the beginning scene was someone that had been set up by Yuri and whoever at the time was helping Yuri, to eat shit for his crimes. The person being interviewed in the prologue isn't full of shit, they're innocent. But the gubment interrogating "Yuri" to cover the war crimes was full of shit. So the rabbi or whatever is actually some kind of investigator or hitman nazi hunter type.

I mean going back to the wolves in a society of sheep theme that the movie (and no country) and season 1 were more explicitly about, Yuri is shown LITERALLY dressed like a wolf at one point. And in the end he's taken out by a vengeful shepherd from a past life. But yeah everything Yuri does is in support of and supported by lies, so that's interesting. And he disappears with a jarring cut to a bunch of angry jew ghosts to hit that home. So I get that whole shebang a lot more. Don't get why the jewghostrabbissassin was on the plane from LA to MN with Coon other than coincidence. I guess Yuri or Vargas somehow pinged as being in MN and he just happened to be on the way? And he knew they'd try to hit the prison bus and MEW and HW plainview would escape and make it to the bowling alley after beheading that funny looking fella etc. Fair enough I guess.

And then Stussy's whole tragedy is that basically everything just explodes around him and he's kind of being constantly manipulated by "the gods" in his passion to become one.
>Like, he was saying that language itself was bullshit and full of lies.
So yeah totally this. He did have a million dollars, some big trucks, and like 4 guys, a bunch of poison and weapons and whatever at his disposal, but other than that all that it's left intentionally ambiguous whether or not he was full of shit the entire time.

>>85466873
The first Yuri, from the intro, made it out like he was innocent.
And he seemed innocent
But when he was taken away by the guards, we see that his feet were fully of snow and slush, despite him saying that he has been an innocent prisoner for days.
The first Yuri was full of shit and he really killed that woman.

I don't know what the 3rd season was going on about.
Was it lies? Or honest? Or innocence?
I think it was just stories are all we have and it doesn't matter whether they are true or not.
First Yuri paid his price for lying.
Second Yuri bragged about this murders and loved his Cossack raider heritage. Despite telling the truth, he died too.
Emmit died.
Ray died.
Sy got a glancing blow of death for lying.

I think Season 3 was about how stories were bullshit.
Like how Detective QT Coon's grandfather tried to live while telling stories and got fucked by them. And fucked others by it.

I think Season 3 was about how stories make our lives. We all follow stories and we get upset when life does not follow them.
Like the sci-fi writer Stussey got upset when he was just played.
Or Ray became a loser and didn't want that life any more
Or how Emmit wasn't really the hero everyone thought he was
Or how QT Coon wasn't recognized by anyone

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>>85466873
>>85467516
yeah I was already writing a bunch when i saw you had replied but we're thinking of the same shit.

Plus it's 2010, about someone that basically had to sell their soul to the devil because of the financial crisis. Language, power, currency, it's all just bullshit huh.

Also episode titles include Law of Inevitability, which totally applies to the Yuri plot and Enis Stussy kinda. Plus Mr. Wrench coming back into play to save MEW to lead Yuri to the jewghosts, it's all a series of consequences kind of. Had an alien space ship not caused a crazy woman to hit and run and murderer, MEW would have never led a war criminal to his judgement day if you think about it.

But also Rabbi Nachman is a reference to a guy that advocated for talking to God "in normal conversation." So yeah they are all mostly people being judged for the lies they tell about themselves. OH and fucking Ray is a parole officer. People piss their lies on his shoes all day. And Emmit didn't die right? He's the schlemiel. Ray is the schlemazel.

I don't get MEW's cosmic arc though.

>>85467871
what does this show look so fucking disgusting

i get "it's ye olden times and the only way we can express this is through a filter" but why do you have to make it all look like fucking garbage?

>>85467871
I don't think that Yuri (thug for based Vargas) really was a war criminal.
He was young. Thirties. He was 10, at most, when the Soviet Union was at thing.

Like I said above, it's about stories. This Yuri styled himself a Cossack and paid the price of Cossacks. Those old Jews were 100+ year old styled.

I think Wrench got out because he was deaf and therefore unable to listen to stories. Stories fuck people. Wrench was deaf and could not listen. So he got out OK
He got MEW's story through personal relation. No stories involved.

>>85467962
It's not olden times.

I think it looks like "garbage" because their lives are garage

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>>85467516
>the first Yuri was really guilty

I don't know why I didn't even consider it but I like that a lot. But why would the Jew in the bowling alley make second Yuri see Helga though if he didn't kill her?

>>85468326
Was the woman we see haunt second Yuri really the same Helga we see in the intro?

>>85468491
Same first and last name at least iirc. The intro scene also specifically names Yuri Gurka but the other fella could have still been guilty I guess.

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>>85467962
For one thing it's a land of vast brown tundras and shitty overcast and snow. The show always has a gross northern winter aesthetic.
>i get "it's ye olden times and the only way we can express this is through a filter"
plus that takes place in 2010. s1 seemed brighter but s2 and most of s3 have been browns and neutrals.
>but why do you have to make it all look like fucking garbage?
Definitely not something noticeable when you're watching the show. It's part of the tone and point.
>>85468014
>>I don't think that Yuri (thug for based Vargas) really was a war criminal.
Everything I'm reading is making it seem much more apparent that I remember. They mention the name of a woman and he mentions that it happens to be the same first name as his wife, who should be alive.
>He was young. Thirties. He was 10, at most, when the Soviet Union was at thing.
So if he's the actors age, he's 36 in 2010. So he'd be like 40 or so if he was 20 in 1990 or whenever.

But the East German scene is very Orwell. I think what is being implied is that the dude did kill his wife and knows he is fucked, and is only really protesting why they're calling him Yuri Gurgan. And the East Germans, covering up whatever scandal Yuri caused and fled from, were using authoritarianism logic to coerce the guy to stop protesting when they call him Yuri. He's telling him what the "truth" is. They've shown him the body, he understands that his life is over. It is both the show telling us the point, but it's also demonstrating that the official "truth" can be bullshit. Yuri officially disappeared into the Soviet prison system, so his Nachman comeuppance I guess is compounded for him proudly equating whatever shit he's done to the Cossacks and so on.

>I think Wrench got out because he was deaf and therefore unable to listen to stories.
4sho. Only bridge bw all 3 season is the only one that doesn't talk and can't hear.

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>>85468491
>>85468534
>>85468326
He did kill his wife. But he wasn't Yuri. They were knocking out a two birds with one stone. It's Burn After Reading but for the soviets. It's like the final scene in Burn After Reading that happens to settle whatever the fuck happened before but doesn't really settle anything. Hence why a Vengeful rabbi assassin shows up and disappears the russian hitman randomly in episode 8.

It's also a commentary about the nature or meaning of official "truth." We generally see how the crimes are processed by optimistic uncorruptible alpha women encounter monstrous shit. The "truth" of Fargo is always filtered through the lens of a minnesota-nice maternal woman. The "truth" of the narrative coming out of the prologue is as filtered through some bureaucrat with other bigger motives, manipulating the little guy when the little guy fucks up. It's a pretty solid thesis for the story now that I think about tbphwyf.

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>ktt

>>85448024
Pissfu from the new Twin Peaks

Fargo is a good show. Totally worth blackout buying the broken cane from the flashback episode.

>>85453650
I mean it narratively added a lot to the story in that it's used in a creative way to tell the audience that the dad died, by having the third part of the shot that you see when the mirror closes of the picture of the father.

Plus it's a movie about a Carl Sagan book and the relativity of time and sfpace. We see her character literally violate our relative understanding of space and teleporting us years into the future (I think). Her transcending the rules of time and space to contact her dad is literally what she's doing and literally what the rest of the movie is about.

its pretty dope if we're being rural about it.

>>85443749

Hm. I like this scene now that I'm watching it in isolation. The top's spinning, and he probably wants it to keep spinning so he can confidently feel like his life has just been one bad dream and off himself. But it topples over and he's shit outta luck. Tfw no exposition feelsgoodman.

>>85443869

>Professionally paid actor

smfh

>>85444140

>Movie about rogue AI stealthplane (I think)
> Manage to insert calendar-shoot-tier scene of Jessica Biel in bikini into script

Never change, Hollywood, never change.

>>85446688
Did they really? lol

>>85446768
So what was the deal with the sinking ship? This sounds like a schlocky Hollywood version of Knife in the Water

>>85447919

How the fuck do Mallick films even get made, man. How'd he get funded for this giant setpiece? 've enjoyed most of his films that I've seen including TRL but I'm amazed at how they get funded. I wonder if it made bank somehow. Gonna go look it up.

>>85448125
Tfw he gets the letter.

Fuck everything man.

>>85449118
I fucking love the thumbs up. based Hardy never fails to entertain.

>>85449650
Why is there a repeating shot in there?

>>85450284
Who is it if you don't mind me asking? It's hilarious to see power rangers tier shit spliced with all that blood and gore. thighs arent bad either

>>85450612
lol Travolta was in it? I literally just found out that that might be Jared Leto from that guy's webm. Mallick is a madman. I feel like years from now I'm still going to be finding out about actors that were in his films for five seconds. Kinda great if you ask me. Gets all the prestige and promotional power of huge stars but films them in a way that doesn't focus on them, and they end up looking like just a bunch of soldiers with unmemorable faces. Sucks for his financiers and the actors tho. God bless you Terry keep making this stuff and triggering actors.

>>85447345

I got one of those trees across the street, real big one too

>>85451298
> Never show the performer

well played

>>85453959

Aren't grenade fuses way shorter than that? Why was that explosion so huge? And why does it look like the center of the explosion is so far away from his body? Was he wearing some kind of c4 suicide vest that flew off of him right before the grenades wnet off and then blew up when they did? Even if they fell out of his hands, I don't see two distinct blasts from the grenades. The hell.

>>85446472
how rude of him

>>85454194
Gasoline grenades yes those are the best kind

>>85457016
> Those eyes conveying all that rage even though 99% of his face is covered

Arnie was the original Big Guy

>>85460387

Well she is screaming I'll give her that. I was hoping she would impale the guy with her stilettos or something tbqh.

Why is the black woman in that weirdass dollar store wedding outfit?

>>85460918
Wasn't this SPike Jonze?

>>85443491
I liked the Man from Uncle reboot film. Pity most of the world didn't.

>>85461605

> People die immediately from body shots
> Guy gets shot and flies forward instead of bakcwards. Heck, he doesn't even collapse to his knees. He literally falls forward in a way that would only make sense if he was shot in the back.

Why are such simple things not taken care of when they film m this stuff. It's not like they're using squibs or anything.

>>85461926

fucking adolf in the back got me

>>85465632
Did they get Bollywood choreographers and DPs for this sequence?

>>85473844
oh look its someone who thinks they know everything there is about firearms and how people react when getting shot
pro-tip, people don't fly *anywhere* when they get shot. The movement is due to the body jerking from muscle spasms and losing balance.

>>85473844
>It's not like they're using squibs or anything
they literally are

>>85461015
They are firing at whatever seems to be constantly chasing them then retreating, the one guy that jumps is doing so to get over his buddys leg who is crouching to prevent running infront of someone whos firing, seems perfectly fine to me.

>>85445483
this. Digitally removed?

>>85461707
HaCF is really comfy.

>>85460387
>hi honey, i'm home

>>85443659
movie?

>>85477038

https://youtu.be/ABz2m0olmPg

>>85444216

wow, anime is fucking cringe.

Never looked Evangelion but goddamit, this is bad

>>85444496
yum

>>85447087
I feel like Debicki is the goddess Freya reincarnate in human flesh. What a beautiful woman; she is impeccable. Imagine the strong sons she would bear you.

>>85455341
filename check'd

>>85449221
Huh. Is it the bra or are her tits a decent size here? Probably the bra.

>>85479532

Maisie has a pretty decent body, most agree it's the Quasimodo face that drags down the overall package

>>85462644
First 2/3 is enjoyable
last 1/3 just is work to finish the movie.

>>85472576
It went though a bad storm and it taking on water as the hull is holed.

>>85472986
Tax credits and he actually normally comes in under budget. For example, Thin Red line had a budget of 70 million, and he did it for 61 million and returned 9 million to the investors,

>>85473050
;__;

>>85473354
Yeah, look at the cast list.

One of the actors was under the impression he was the lead role, as he shot enough stuff for a six hour movie, cut it to 4, then cut it to under 3 for release.

>In addition to the cast seen in the final cut of the film, Bill Pullman, Lukas Haas, and Mickey Rourke also performed but their scenes were eventually cut. Billy Bob Thornton recorded narration that was scrapped. Martin Sheen and Viggo Mortensen participated in readthroughs of the script and are thanked in the end credits.[14] Editor Leslie Jones was on location for five months and rarely saw Malick, who left her to her own devices.[15] After principal photography wrapped, she came back with a five-hour first cut and spent seven months editing, with Thornton contributing three hours of narrative voice-over material.

>The editing also resulted in many of the well-known cast members being on screen for only a brief period: for example, John Travolta and George Clooney's appearances are little more than cameos, yet Clooney's name appears prominently in the marketing of the movie. The unfinished film was screened for the New York press on December 1998 and Adrien Brody attended a screening to find that his originally significant role, "to carry the movie",

>>85479532
She has a nice body. her face however

>>85473803
Since some of the actors are much bigger stars now then in 2015 and are still under contract for reasonable terms for a follow up there is serious talk they might do a 2nd movie.