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Be 100% honest with me, is Stannis coming back?

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House Greyjoy is YARA

My crossbow will be TEN TIMES BIGGER.

>>85442287
Of course. As a wight.

>*twirls mustache*

YAS QUEEN SLAY

>>85442287
No.

>>85442244
>I won't support a cruel monarch
>even though I was one of the most loyal servants Aerys II had

>>85442287
In my books? Yes.

t. GRRM

Stannis will lose the battle for Winterfell and become the 1,000th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch

>>85442287
No. He doesn't have anything to add to the story anymore. Even if he comes back, Davos will kill him.

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>>85442287
>is Stannis coming back?

I didn't see no body.

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What is the symbolism of this scene? What does her vagina stand for?

>>85442355
Not gonna lie, this scene turns me on more than any in the series so far, including snektits

>>85442287

Got started with a baratheon on the throne after a mad targ. Its like pottery it rhymes. Get hype for Stannis wrecking shit at the trident.

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>>85442295
>that chapter where she meets theon and is absolutely horrified at what he's become
>D&D will never write something as emotional as that

>>85442244

>tfw you realize Missandei is a greedy cunt who just wanted to get eaten out
>she knows well eunichs can't orgasm

What a fucking cunt using him like that, what the fuck is she going to do for him? Shove a stick up his ass?

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>>85442244
Best OP.

Is Varys going to lose his eyes somehow or die by Dany's hand? That scene seemed to imply that it won't end well for Varys...

>>85442379
>Not gonna lie, this scene turns me on more than any in the series so far, including snektits

I've been jerking off to this scene ever since the episode aired. Something about older women sucking off younger women turns me on.

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>>85442297

How is the /r/asoiaf show discussion actually that fucking terrible? Literally every single post in the "post episode IN DEPTH discussion thread" is a one liner regurgitating some funny scene from the episode. I think I haven't seen one single word of criticism yet

How does it end, lads? Seriously, how are D&D going to wrap the series?

WW defeated and everyone lives happily ever after?

>>85442458
I can't tell which is supposed to be which.

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Would the show be saved if they introduced the best House?

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>>85442401
Dnd are the final bosses of Westeros.

>>85442355
Vaginas are burning hot

>>85442379
if you were turned on by that scene just wait for the uncle euron yara rape scenes

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>>85442244
Reminder that Varys will have to fight the White Walkers at some point.

And his weapon of choice will be a crossbow.

What is our guy Theon next plan?

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>"I'm good at killing fat boys. I like killing fat boys."

What did Arya mean by this?

>>85442483
Tully is best house

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KING OF THE SEA AND THE TRUE HEIR TO THE SEASTONE CHAIR

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>>85442520

>>85442498
>Vaginas are burning hot

Hot? Burning kills white walkers. So vaginas kill white walkers.

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Best girl

how grey worm fuck if he aint got no dick XDDDD

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Guys how will you react when Stannis comes back season 8?

Tommen is still alive and is a Sparrow
Stannis is still alive and will usurp the throne
Theon is the Azor Ahai and will lead the war against the walkers
Arya and Sansa will kill each other
Danny will elope with the hound and live out her days in dorne as a farmer
Euron becomes a Cthulhu who telepathically resets the whole world to a time of peace and prosperity
Jon joins Sam and becomes a maester and uncle to Gilly's child
Robert Beratheon is alive and at the north wall in hiding

>>85442546
>mfw shooting white walkers back behind the wall with a catapult

>>85442530
Gendry will rescue him and row to Dragonstone.

>>85442581
>Tommen is still alive and is a Sparrow

Yeah he fucking evolved and he grew wings all of a sudden

kys retard

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>>85442567
>how grey worm fuck if he aint got no dick XDDDD

>>85442548
Exactly, so in order to defeat white walkers you have to let them fuck your women.

How does a tiny little islandlet get enough wood for not one but two fleets

>>85442581
bloodstone emperor was azor ahai you normie faggot

>>85442581
Better than Dnd writing.

My friend seems to think that Cersei isn't "smart" and not a great player of the game. Is he right?

dragonfire catapults

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>Yara & Ellaria are lesbian it out down below the ship while mocking Theon CuckJoy for being a dickless beta
>Loud noises outside and ship starts to shake violently, interrupting feminist ideal of fun. Everyone rushes outside
>In the darkness they see something long, black, and erected upward on a ship like a big cock.
> Then this it drops on top of their ship crushing a man, at the tip of this phallic bridge is mother fucking Euron!
>Euron the white Viking alpha male starts cutting through the cannon fodders of male feminist betas like hot knife through butter.
>His first pseudo boss battle are two sand shanks, both have to fight him at the same time because they are no match for an alpha male
>The first sand snek he disarms her, using her own spear to penetrate her. He then lifts her up above him as if he impaled her with his big cock.
>The second sand shank screeches and charges Euron thinking she can avenge her sister.
>He chokes the bitch out
>Down below Ellaria and bad poosey fight off Eurons men, they fail real fast without putting up any fight.
Ellaria demands of these men to kill her and bad possey. The men refuse because they don’t take orders from woman.
>Back on top of ship final pseudo boss battle start. Yara seeing her ship, her matriarchy world burn as Euron in the middle of it all smiling.
>She charges Euron, she fights like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable, but mistaken as with feminism.
>Yara is over taken not by Eurons axe or sword but his male strength.
>As Euron holds Yara from behind, Theon CuckJoy shows up. Euron daring him to reclaim his manhood.
>But like all beta cucks, who can’t compete with women or alpha males, they go MGTOW. He just jumps of the ship.
>Eurons final victory is complete as he lmao at Theon. Yara who realizes she can’t complete with the patriarchy.

>>85442621
t. Justin Trudeau

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>>85442455
>tfw they cut away before Missandei started pegging Grey Worm

>>85442520

Honestly Dragonglass rooted
tipped bolts are probably the best weapon against the dead.

>No training.
>Ranged.
>Can instakill anything.
>Cheaper than massive blades.

5000 crossbow would wreck armies of melee undead.

>>85442646
and remember, cersei does not have enough wood for a fleet, but the iron islands, islands made of literal iron, do have wood for 2 fleets

>>85442646
Close to Frey controlled land which has a fuckton of forests.

>>85442519
>if you were turned on by that scene just wait for the uncle euron yara rape scenes

C-can Ellaria join?

>>85442552
breast girl*

>>85442656
ummm sweetie your friend sounds like a buttannihilated manchild

>>85442456
My instinct was the scene was partially a setup to show the beginnings of Dany's descent into madness, I can't see Varys going out like that.

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>>85442646
>How does a tiny little islandlet get enough wood for not one but two fleets

WO WOWO LAD YOU DON'T BRING UP FACTS ON THIS SHOW

can someone please put a webm together of how many times euron punched a woman in the face

PLEASE

>>85442467

Because everybody is depressed. The only thing left to do is stare into the yawning abyss of creativity, artistry, and innovation and watch as the gleeful populism of the show ignores everything about what made ASOIF special.

And know that we did this, for wanting nice things.

>>85442687
And I'm supposed to believe no nearby villagers would realize some ironiggers are literally cutting through acres of their woods and wouldn't at least try to contact some local lord or anything?

>>85442615
>he thinks tommen can't do a perma-warg
I bet you thought Hodor wasn't R'hellor himself faggit

>>85442473
>everyone dies, night king on the throne
>everyone dies but night king also defeated, spring comes, wights die out, eternal peace
>a few minor characters will live and someone completely unexpected will end up on the throne, like gendry or something

>>85442467
>Euron killed the sneks, I luv him XD

The internet was a mistake

>>85442682
Jon Meme Snow will never think of this. He will craft 50 Longswords with the dragonglass and be done with it

>>85442646
The manpower to build them as well, the time.

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>>85442664
pls do not bully sneks

>>85442749
and he'll give 25 of them to women

>>85442467
For the same reason why everyone on this place is so cynical about each episode

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>>85442467
Stop going on reddit.

>>85442355
>This scene
>10 minutes later we're meant to think less of Theon for running away
This show has zero self awareness

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>>85442759
>removes sneks

>>85442733
>got to a place where there is no people
>if a tree falls and nobody is there to hear it, does the tree fall?
>promptly fuck off once your done

Its not hard. The real question is how did they get all the other shit required to furnish a thousand ships? (nails, rope, cloth for sails), especially the last two.

>>85442755
Because when you're a naval power then you know how to build ships.

>>85442855
>got to a place where there is no people
If there are resources why has no one settled there yet?

Azor Meera

>>85442857
why does she look 80 years old this season?

>>85442861
>1000 ships in 2 years
I don't think so, lad.

>>85442842
People actually expected him to be able to do something there. I don't understand what they expected him to do.

>>85442842
Thats where it becomes a parody of itself in the final episodes. There's so many conflicting ideologies, that at this point when a character does his/her final thing, no matter what they do, it's going to be counterintuitive to their previous behavior/plot line. It literally can't end well.

so we agree that Theon did the right thing regardless of intentions right?

>>85442872
Because there is a difference between a place with no people and a place with no people under the ownership of someone else.

Otherwise Canada wouldn't exist anymore.

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>>85442846
NO BULLY
>>85442842
>10 minutes later we're meant to think less of Theon for running away
We where?

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>>85442244
7 episodes because their budget is being used in coke and alcohol.

and they decided that THIS CRAP is worth five fucking minutes?

Jesus fucking Christ

>>85442872

>HURR DURR Canada is full of trees, if trees are so great why aren't they cut down? Checkmate atheists.

shade of the evening, iron wood, iron born, iron cock, iron throne

what would you rather have?

shit plot (currently), fantastic dialogue
shit dialogue (currently)., fantastic plot
shit acting (currently), fantastic plot or dialogue

>>85442916
Canada is a shitlord though, the riverlands are rich as fuck

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Tell me /got/..

is there ANY chance for JonSa left?

>>85442935
bankruptcy, no show

D&D dies

>>85442935
I think I will go with option A

>>85442936
Canada has a fuckload of natural resources and basically nothing defending it. If it wasn't for senpai America, this country would have been steamrolled a long fucking time ago.

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>>85442935
shit everything

>>85442923
As the plebbest of pleb consumers, I have to say, Missandei's tits (again, for longer) were definitely worth 5 minutes of my time

>>85442976
Why don't you move out of the cities and colonize it?

>>85442935

Dialogue always.

Although honestly, I'd rate premise as most important. It's what gets me to pay attention.

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Yfw you realized Bran is the Night King

>>85442467
Criticism is downvoted or deleted by mods.

>>85442987
Where's the Nataliefag to post her pics when you need him?

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>>85442967
>is there ANY chance for JonSa left?

GET OUT

>>85442967
It just doesn't seem likely that Sansa would be interested in Jon that way.
Jon however is clearly retarded in that he'd jump Ygrittes bones when she is inferior to Sansa in every way, aesthetically.

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>>85443025
4 years ago when coldhands said 'i'm your monster.'

>>85442920
>We where?
All the shots were focusing on Theons OH SO COWARDLY hand wringing while we cut to Ashas sad fearful expressions

>>85443047
Can't shitpost my titty pics from my work laptop, anon, I'm sorry I've failed you.

>>85442857
five more episodes and she will look like angela merkel

Was Sneks dying suppose to make the viewers sad? Was that what D&D were going for? Because I enjoyed based Batou killing those bitches.

>>85442842
Literally 2mins before Theon ditches her, she was yet again making fun of his missing manhood. Karma is a bitch

>>85442355
because she's going to get fucked
how do you not get it ?

>>85443109
She really is aging like milk. Her mouth gets larger every year

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WAIT
LET'S USE *THIS* WOOD

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>MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO.
>WE WASHED OUR HANDS IN DORNISH BLOOD AND ALL THE MONGRELS TOO.
>WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE DYKE MACHINE SNAKE BY SNAKE BY SNAKE
>THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON!
Damn, this dialog has taken a turn for the worst since they got Sam Raimi on the team

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>Murder

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I hate these threads, its filled with faggots.

>>85443103
But I never got the impressions that we where supposed to think less of him. He obviously has PTSD and it kicked in just as things went tits on the ship.

>>85443025
THE KING IN THE NIGHT!

THE KING IN THE NIGHT!

>>85442379
>two genuinely ugly women rubbing eachothers fannies turns you on

Eurgh.

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>>85443167
He looks like he's in a rock band.

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>>85442355
The symbolism of the invading force is a metaphor for how cucked Theon is and how Yara will be literally and figuratively raped by Euron.

Wait, if dragons are neither male nor female, how the hell do they reproduce?

>>85443257
like frogs do.

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Which plain jane looks better outside of the show? Faceless one...

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

is there any good acting in the show remaining? theon is really good, tyrion,varys realized show is bad and don't put any effort nowadays. maybe the hound/ mute davos, dany's eyebrows still best obv

>>85443257
Like snails. They fight and whoever wins gets to be the boy. I'm assuming.

>>85443235
What can I say, I have an overactive libido which I can't seem to satisfy, and that scene just piqued my interest.

>>85442857
Proof they CGI her to make her look thinner

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>>85443290
Or faceless two?

>>85443293
>is there any good acting in the show remaining?

Since Stannis' death? Only one I can think of is the hound.

Wait a sec... what the fuck happened to Daario?

>>85443292
kek

>>85442355
Europe being invaded by brownies and white men standing by and doing nothing, shaming their ancestors who repelled the invasions for millennia.

>>85443313
what a slut, she's no waif of mine

>>85442456
>>85442709

You don't think that scene prophesied anything? Another anon pointed it out in the last thread. i don't think it's impossible.

They must be keeping Varys around for a reason.

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>>85443177

>>85443180
>Where are my niece and nephew? Let's go MURDER them.
>MURDERING them would make me feel a lot better
>I thought we rightful monarchs could MURDER them together

What did he mean by this?

>>85443242
https://youtu.be/mxBd05c0STo

>>85443292
>Sam escapes Oldtown

Is Euron going to marry Cersei, then?

>>85443322
Left behind to keep order in the slave cities.

>>85443322
He is ruling Meereen for some reason. He doesn't want it, or give a shit about it, and he isn't qualified in any way. But Dany said that he should, so I'm assuming everything is going well.

>>85443293
>is there any good acting in the show remaining?
Theon, Varys, Littlefinger (his lines are terrible but his acting is good), Davos, Melissandre, Olenna, Euron, Hound.

But there are a lot of these that seemed to have stopped trying. Maybe they were told to don't overact when in the presence of the Kelly C.

>>85443290
>>85443313
Is this a fucking joke? Waif is so superior to goblinface it's not even funny

>>85443322
rowing a boat to the 7 kingdoms

>>85443333
Fuck off with your revision history, my ancestors spent more time fighting his European neighbour then some brown foreign.

My ancestors cries over the fact that Europe is this united and not tearing itself apart so that one nation rules it all. My ancestors cries over the fact that I can just walk into the next country and not having to kill anyone

>>85443313
Waif-u obviously.

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>>85442920

>>85443351
>find both of them
>didn't murder them
epic, Euron, truly epic

>>85443379
Yeah, what the fuck happened to Peter Dinklage's acting? It's like non-existent

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>tfw I will never hatefuck this bitch

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WHO READY TO SEE THE UNSULLIED AND GREYWORM GET BTFO AT CASTERLY ROCK?

THEY THINK THEY TAKE THE CASTLE BUT IT WAS ALL A RUSE. THEIR SHIPS ARE SUNKEN BY AN UNKNOWN FORCE AND THEY ARE STRANDED IN LANNISTER TERRITORY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF WESTEROS TO WHERE DANY IS. HER ENTIRE ELITE FORCE IS WITHOUT SUPPLIES OR TRANSPORT BACK, OVER 2000 MILES AWAY.


Dany continues to get BTFO.
Also.
EURON! EURON! EURON!

>>85443450
No hate involved, brah

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OUR MOVEMENT

>>85443242
The character that saved season 7

>>85443464
Good thing she has dragons and the brown mongols.
>HER ENTIRE ELITE FORCE IS WITHOUT SUPPLIES
Then can always loot the countryside

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>>85443464
>Dany somehow stanches defeat from the jaws of victory

>>85443313
>>85443290
>Goblin face, flat chest, decent hips, stumpy height
vs
>Average face, beautiful eyes, nice tits, good legs

Yeah that's difficult.

>>85443464
yeah no
that would mean stopping the feminist power fantasy

>>85443447
>show runs out of book material
>suddenly
>tyron
>littlefinger
>varys
>all become absolute retards
the hacks are behind this

>>85443450
>hating someone for playing a character you don't like

>>85443450
gah, why does she get my dick so hard?

>>85443476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30

Game of Thrones should get a musical. I bet Euron would have a fantastic song.

>>85442319

It's almost like past events change our attitudes towards the future.

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>>85443531
BEST THEME SONG FOR ANY HOUSE EVER

>>85443464
>THEIR SHIPS ARE SUNKEN BY AN UNKNOWN FORCE
STANNIS THE MANNIS IS HERE

YESS

YESSS

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>>85443464
I can't wait. It's fucking hilarious that they think a bunch of low testosterone dickless cucks can fight against the might Lannister army.

>>85443406
Lies, your ancestors hated their European neighbours but in the way that rivals hate eachother. They thought of blacks and muslims as subhuman heathens and would be horrified at the numbers of them in their homelands

>>85443534
From the look of him, World Eater by bolt thrower

>>85443464
The unknown force is literally Aegon Targarien like in the books, isn't it? He is coming from the west instead of the east like in the books.

>>85443572
My ancestors didn't even register the blacks or Muslims on their maps and then would have been more horrified by the numbers on other Europeans in this nation.

>>85443559
Robert's theme was legit the best, it's so upbeat. It sounds like what a Fantasy Warrior King's theme should be.

>>85443569
this picture is a total mindfuck. It literally took me 20 seconds to see what the fuck was going on.

>>85443651
This.

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>>85443602
Why would Aegon sink ships attacking the Lannisters?

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>>85443534
No one's SLICK like Euron!
No one's QUICK like Euron!
No one's cock is as incredibly THICK as Euron's!

You can ask any Mel, Tyene or Cersei
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd rather sit on!

No one's ironBORN like Euron!
Has a dragon HORN like Euron!

No one RAIDS like Euron!
No one SAILS like Euron!
In a naval battle no one RAMS like Euron!

When I was a lad I fucked forty salt wives every morning to help me with my bod!
And now that I'm grown I fuck ninety salt wives so I've roughly the strength of a god!

No one HITS like Euron!
Fondles TITS like Euron!
"Yara, give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

No one SHOOTS like Euron!
Fucks those BEAUTS like Euron!

I use krakens in all of my decorating!

My, WHAT A GUY, EURON!

>>85443524
Look at her and tell me she's not a bitch

>>85443651
because you watch too much child porn

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>>85443450
Tragic

>>85443681
Why wouldn't he sink the ships of a pretender like Dany?

>>85443519
Leaks confirm it.

The faces of Dany fags watching is priceless. They were in stunned silence last episode realising Dany just lost half her advisors and half fleet in the first battle of the invasion and with it the Dornish support.

She gets even more buttmad when she realises only Jon answered her ravens. Everyone else ignored her or replied they back Cersei and not the mad queen of Essos. Even Tyrion and Varys know Dany is mad and well out of her depth.

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>>85442401
>The old man… no one would ever think him comely. She had seen scarecrows with more flesh. His face was a skull with skin, his hair bone-white and filthy. And he stank. Just the sight of him filled Asha with revulsion.

>He raised his eyes. “Sister. See. This time I knew you.”

>Asha’s heart skipped a beat. “Theon?”

>His lips skinned back in what might have been a grin. Half his teeth were gone, and half of those still left him were broken and splintered. “Theon,” he repeated. “My name is Theon. You have to know your name.”

>>85443619
>didn't register Muslims or blacks
>what were the crusades or the slave trade

>>85443706

Wtf is that blonde the dead chick that couldn't kill the mary sue troll girl? She's hot as fuck.

>>85442287
Of course. Why else would they keep mentioning him if not to remind normies who he is once he returns?

>>85443766
summerfag pls go

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How will his story arc end?

>>85443447
He's barely had anything the past few seasons.

It was nice to see Conleth Hill get something to say for once. He is actually a very talented actor, but his lines and scene partners are often trash.

>>85443766
Why is /pol/ always attracted to sluts?

She is the worst girl there, look at how she dresses.

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>>85443766
That's the one.

>>85443715
I'm imagining all the roasties and Jezebel writers reactions when Dany gets absolutely BTFO and it is beautiful

>>85443464

>implying this wouldn't have happened in earlier sieges if they had gone head on

No more slaves to cheat your way in you fucking low test beta males

>>85443821
>I'm imagining all the roasties and Jezebel writers reactions when Dany gets absolutely BTFO and it is beautiful

It's nice, but sadly Dany will win in the end.

>>85442287

What the fuck would he do?
He has nothing.

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>>85443799
Pretty much like this.

>>85442287
Hope not, he was so fucking boring.. I rather have tywin back desu

who is going to defeat the mountain?
also what the fuck is up with that new armor?

>>85443811

There are literally only two girls in that picture, both are fuckable.

>>85443715
So she will be forced to use her dragons? Other then that beautiful
>>85443751
Something they didn't give two shits about, Europe is a large place buddy. Very diverse place

>>85443865
A giant crossbow

>>85443880
Stannis alone or Stannis and some other guy?

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>>85443569
Lannisters are away removing the Tyrells at Highgarden,looting it of riches and forcing Olenna to suicide. They have a small token garrison at Casterly Rock but they let it get captured so clearly the "unknown force" that sinks the ships that brought the Unsullied is allied to Lannisters and working with the battle plan.

But in Episode 4, Dany gets her first victory when she ambushes that same army on the way home. Fields of Fire 2.0 it's been dubbed as it involves one of the dragons and the might of the Dothraki.

>>85442473
Cersei kills everyone and sits on the iron throne as the camera pans out of the throne room to reveal a massive white walker army marching towards King's Landing.

>>85443706
i like his work, but the Varys actor is always behaving like a moron. he looks like a crazy homeless cave troll

>>85443234
that is Darkstar you nigger

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>>85442535
She meant "Why do all my fans look alike? Why does everyone else get hot guys?"

>>85443464
>H-hey, y-your grace, my lady... queen. T-the iron throne and the war we're having doesn't matter. So n-none of these victories or defeats count... No, no, they don't, because the REAL war is far north. So, like, how about we say that I'm the queen, but you keep the throne, the keep, the power, and like, send some armies to help us out by your royal decree... Please?

Dany literally can't get more cucked.

>>85443844
Surely even D&D couldn't let the insufferable cunt who has fucked up literally every step of the way and lucked her way out of tight spots with dragons and magic fire resistance ACTUALLY end up the victor.

R-right?

>>85443464
>>85443569
Sorry to spoil the fun but we've seen unsullied soldiers opening the gates of casterly rock from the inside and lannister soldiers dead on the ground in the S7 trailer,so the dickless army wins this round.

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>>85443981
The bad guys got to get a win anon.

>>85443963
no he's the sword of the evening

>>85443979
She could just use her dragons to burn down everything

>>85442486
All of this hate on D&D has to be coming from antisemitism

>>85443811
Shut up already, we get it.

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>>85443987
Isn't our guy radmure going to have something to say about that...?

>>85443881
No, you see. Cersei and her ilk are actually 100 times smarter than Daenerys Cockborne.

The Lannisters are currently mobilizing to attack High Garden, Casterly Rock is memetically empty (its a ruse though). But it is true the main force is attacking High Garden.

In just one day, Euron attacked Daenerys Fleet.
Unknown army attacked the Unsullied.
And Jaime Lannister attacked High Garden.

Daenerys will join the fight in High Garden with her Dorahki army against commander Jaime in a one on one. But little does she know the Lannisters have a secret weapon mounted on a wagon-cart. Its a literal crossbow.

Drogon will literally be struck down by Bronn using the epic ballista made by Qyburn.

Dany wins the battle though, but she still loses most of her army by now. She is done for.

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>>85443975
which one is Maise?

>>85443715
>Dany fags in silence
Truth. A small sample can be seen here, go to 7:43 and watch from there. Just silence and sometimes sighs of disappointment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp94Gb7ctms
Literally seconds before they were laughing and cheering.

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>>85444053
Hi Dnd

>>85444039
>Bran and Meera have sex

wtf delete this

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>>85442244
I miss the pre-season 5 varys memes

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>>85444039
>hack mylod

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>>85443025
This looks like bran to you?

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>>85444082
forgot spoiler tag, normally wouldnt care but was warned yesterday, plz no ban

>>85444113
Hi goy

>>85444050
Yeah, but that's just getting cucked so astronomically hard you get uncucked in the process. Like going so far east you end up west.

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OH SHIT QY-BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>invents dragonslaying tech
>has better spies than both Varys and LF
>can bring people back from the dead
>caused Westerosi 9/11

Is there anything this guy can't do?

>>85444149
Its not like anyone can see what the image is without clicking it. Spoiler tags are for cucks, just drop them. I have seen the images being posted around and literally no public ban has occurred. It was probably a triggered jany.

>>85443987
>THEY THINK THEY TAKE THE CASTLE BUT IT WAS ALL A RUSE

>>85444082
How did Greyworm get his cock back?

>>85443987
According to the leaks u are correct. But after capturing Casterly they are trapped/stranded there.

>>85443811
fag

>>85444197

The ballista was a let down.
They already had ballistas before, he could have at least come up with an improvement.

>>85443979
Dany gets cucked at the end of the season. In exchange for Cerseis forces she allows Jon to remain king in the north but demands Daenerys to lay down her claim and she has to agree because at this point of the season because it's proven that the army of the dead are real.

Can't fucking wait to see Daenerys as a beaten dog and forced to suck up to Jon to remain relevant.

>>85444197
Keep the maester's chain.

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>>85444080
>the pure horror on that group of alt-girls faces
>literal tears being shed
Does no one remember that those three girls were total cunts or is it just me?

Euron is saving this season for me

>>85442746
you described /got/

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>>85443450
That's a shame.

>>85444200
I know but proxy posting is a chore and I have a 3 day lease time on my dynamic IP so it may as well be static. Better safe than sorry

>>85444039
>eventually Grey Worm abandons Casterly Rock and rejoins Dany's forces
lmao Daenerys accomplished literally nothing

>>85444076
Meanwhile the north laugh at the stupid people in the south, as a way to comfort themselves for the white rape coming their way.

>>85444137
Looks like across between Daniel Craig and Tim Roth

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>>85444268

EURON KING
CROW'S EYE KING

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>>85442244
>>85444128

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Why are you people so obsessed with random landwhale feminazis reacting to a trash tier show for clicks? You realize they would be absolutely nothing without the attention you give them, right?

>>85443925
Stannis & Onion

>>85444039

>Lannisters still have the troops to take a massive castle by direct seige.

Fuck off the Tyrell army was the largest and barely got tested.

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Only bit of this season I hsve watched so far is the episode 2 naval battle. It was cheesy, but enjoyable to watch.

But Imagine that boarding ramp dropping, and instead of Euron, there was a fully armoured Victarion there, in full plate, who just stomps across and starts murdering.

Would be pretty cool. Nice character reveal.

>>85444380
The Tyrell army is composed by a bunch of summerfags.

1 lion can beat 5 flowers.

>>85444268
>three female fighters get btfo'd by a one (1) man
>half of Dany's progressive all female/eunuch/midget council gets wiped out on day one
>patriarchy wing, crashing in on giant fucking phallus
I'd be crying too if I was them.

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if this azhorhai girl is so great, oww come shes got such a crummy boat?

>>85442682
>No training
Crossbows require training for aiming purposes and safety and upper body strength to pull the string back,they are slow to load which is a big disadvantage and in battle under stress without training, it will be slower.

Most "troops" will be levied and not trained soldiers with good morale and discipline. People will drop their weapons and flee when hundreds of thousands of wights and their white walker masters arrive.

These are Medieval crossbows not the casual modern crossbow.

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>everyone knows Cersei blew up the Sept
>she's still queen

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

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>>85444128
>>85442244

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>>85444430

>>85444446
we literally can't explain it anon, I'm sorry

>>85444446
Do you want to get blown up as well?

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>>85444137
They didn't put them in the same position right after the cut for nothing.

Bran is literally every Brandon Stark that ever lived, he's just been time traveling trying to prevent the war and failing

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>>85444446

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>>85444355
10/10

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>>85444446
>implying the small folk give a shit about the seven

>>85444481
>>85444482
Imagine if a drone struck the Vatican

This is the same shit.

>>85444080
>clapping a tv show

i really can't get over this, why do people even do this?

>>85444446
>EXPLAIN THIS SHIT
Okay, this show is written by hacks and is aimed at the lowest common denominator.

>>85443450
Who?

>>85444380
>No one notices the Lannisters moving tens of thousands of troops out of Casterly Rock until they reach Highgarden

DUDE TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN LMAO

Why the fuck is Randyll Tarly going to King's Landing and not going after his valyrian sword?

>>85444244
That was so underwhelming. I just sat there thinking "wtf it's just a ballista, I'm sure they had them before"

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>>85442244
>>85444128
one more after this

>>85442646
They raid and pillage. They literally take over territory, cut down forests and sail off with it back to their ports and shipwrights.
>>85442733
You forget most of the North's military might and lords were slain at the Red Wedding along with entire houses and thats why Jon is in such a sorry state of affairs having to draft women and children.
Let them do their logging business so they can fuck off back home.

>>85444502
americans

>>85444518
>>85444244
Yeah, I was hoping for a hwacha or something.

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>third worlders given the first job they have had in years when filming starts at their hovel
>given vegetables which they can use to finally feed their family
>told to throw them at the rich people walking in your streets
>forced to decide between just pretending to throw it and hiding it away or quickly snatching it up back off the ground after the filming ends all just to feed your starving family
such is the life of a european

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>>85444446
Fear is a powerful tool, that's how Ivan the terrible and Stalin survived as long as he did. You also forget that nobody liked the sparrows and the people who does care about the church exploding are already against Cersei.

Idiot

>>85444501
Imagine if a drone blew up Vatican in XII century and your ruler is the only one with a drone

Do you want to get blown up?

>>85444547
>We do not sow
>But we do set up long term logging businesses in conquered territory

>>85444511
You clearly don't know the world geography. Google westeros and find Casterly Rock and look at the area Lannisters control and realise where Dragonstone(Dany's ONLY presence in Westeros) is.

Now shut the fuck up.

>>85444446
Just imagine if Mussolini took out the pope like he planned before he was talked out of it. What a ridiculous idea.

>>85442355
t-they practiced for this scene a lot in order to get it perfect, right?

i wonder how wet they both were during this scene

>>85444501
More like if a drone struck Mecha

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>>85444128
>>85442244

Varys is actually good meme material.

>>85443406
I'm sure your ancestors are cool with paki's raping your women unopposed

>ser davos
Alright, name me a more likable character currently on the show, I'll wait.

>>85444513
Defecting his 25,000 army to Lannisters.

>>85444588
>and Stalin survived as long as he did
he died literally 3 months after he decided the jews in his country were the source of his problems and murdered his entire council.

>>85444588
>nobody liked the sparrows
Wat.
The high sparrow was a populist and basically created a volunteer army within months just by being that beloved by the people.

>>85444486
That's a stupid theory and you're a stupid person.

>>85444592
>the smallfolk were willing to storm the dragonpit and kill some fucking dragons during the Dance of Dragons
>but they're not willing to go kill Cersei because they might be killed by wildfire
okay

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>>85444579
>Croatia
>Third world

>>85444607
>Varys is your advisor
>Have absolutely no information about something as basic and essential as general troop locations before you commit thousands of troops to an attack on the opposite side of the continent

TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF HAHA

Who would win in a fist fight (no cheating or champions allowed) Varys or Littlefingers?

Fight is to the death (no surrender allowed.)

>>85444443

>Slow to load

fantasy tripe with no bearing on reality. You can load your bolt with a simple mechanism that lets to crouch to pull the springs back. You can fire as quickly as a longbow.

>>85444659
Suck my sweaty dick then

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>>85444644
Hound

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thoughts?

>>85444677
varys

>>85444644

Bronn
Pod
Hound

>>85444644

>Ser Davos "Stannis who?" Seaworth

Sandor, Jaime and Euron are better on the show.

>>85444677
The one with the biggest dick.

So Varys.

>>85444607
Do you even realize she is allied with Olenna, who has spies everywhere, and the fucking spider, who also has or used to have spies everywhere?

How could they be caught off guard like this? Its retarded.

Qyburn is a better ninja than the Tyrells, Varys, and Littlefinger combined. Qyburn is a fucking idiot.

>>85444644
EURON

>>85444677
middlefinger ain't got shit on Varys

>>85444080
Jesus wept. All those fat cunts crying when Hotpie says the Boltons are gone. Did they not watch last season when the Starks took back Winterfell?

>>85444644
Hotpie.

>>85444673
They should have played the magical Euron
> He used magic to sneak upon the boat
> He level up the playingfield vs OP marie sue and her dragon

>>85444736
>How could they be caught off guard like this
because the plot demands it

If it didn't happen then Cersei would be royally fucked.

>>85444702
I'm more intrigued about that Jamie part desu

>>85444677
Littlefinger can't fight for shit, it is known if you read the fucking books. He got cucked hard in a fight before, which is why he uses money to win now.

Varys would kick his scrawny ass.

>>85444654
>murdered his entire council.
That never happened, and the Doctors' plot only targeted doctors. Lets also not forget that Tito treated to kill Stalin if he didn't stop sending assassins after him.

Funny how nobody seems to blame Tito for Stalin's death.
>>85444655
Correction: Nobody with an army liked the sparrows and most of the Sparrows died in the explosion.

>>85444358
I like this one

>>85444779

Ser Say is fucking annoying and should just die already

>>85444815
Peasant uprising are nothing to sneer at. They killed five dragons one time.

>>85444843

She is, but still not as annoying as Dany

>>85444843
Yeah but they gotta drag the plot for another season, remember?

So right now one side cannot completely dominate the other.

>>85442685
You realize that you can make boats made of iron right? We've been doing it for over 100 year so it's not exactly exclusive modern technology.

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>>85444442

>>85444355
someone should make eurons combat scenes with trump head over it and the people he btfo with cnn logos and hillary faces over them

>>85444901
we don't do boats out of iron retard, we make them out of steel.

>>85444923
Let's not

>>85444843
>i fucking hate this villain character
WORKED

>>85444901
They don't have that kind of technology yet you nigger.

>>85444884
Well good thing there are no dragons this time around.

>The bittersweet ending is the White Walkers are defeated, but then Cersei marries Euron and they create a dynasty that lasts a thousand years

>>85444926
Steel boats are modern technology.

>>85442749
>He will craft 20 longsword
>ask the heir of bear Island to give him 20 good women
>Army of whitewalker are dead by the next morning

Look. I like titties just as much as the next guy, but come the fuck on show. I'm getting tired of them just throwing sex into the show for no fucking reason. Who gives two shits about greydick and afrosheen? What the fuck was the point of that scene at all? Nothing, It serves nothing. Their characters don't need "developing", they aren't moving the story anywhere. It was just put in there so we can see her tits. If I want to see tits I'll google it, or watch something for teh express reason of seeing tits. Or maybe just go look at some real fucking tits. I'm mad. I want more relevant story and some better got damn writing. Not more useless sex scenes. What the fuck is this cinemax?

>>85444942
scared of cnn?

>>85444966
>lost your voice?