/got/ general: No one raids like Euron edition

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>rest of season 8 is about the integration of the 100.000 Dothraki in Westerosi society
>"WHITE MEN have waged so many wars against each other WE NEED immigrants in order to pay for our pensions!"
>A significant portion of the Dothraki starts to pillage, kill, blow up and rape the land
>"#NOTALLDOTHRAKI, the peaceful Dothraki are the real victims here!"
>After every attack the Red Keep gets lighted in the Emblem of the victim House

Bestest show of all time based David&Dabid, gonna go onto /r/GameofThrones now to post the timestamps of Haraam things happening this episode so my Muslim Brothers can also enjoy the show :^)

>>85435779

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>tfw too late to create the Varys thread
Soon

>leaks have Dany not going mad, going to rescue Jon and even making peace to save the realm
>HURRR DURRR MAD QUEEN

WEW NEWFAGS

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If Arya thought the Boltons were still alive, why wouldn't she want to kill them as well and retake Winterfell? they were just as much part of the red wedding than the Frei

Euron is overrated and is a mustache twirling villain in the books and an alcoholic fratboy in the show
>But he killed the sneks
Yea fuck off

>>85435858
>incest is best

We all know that Euron are the real Game of Thrones

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>Shall we begin?

real thread
>>85435831
>>85435831
>>85435831

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>>85435872
You're the one who's out, Dany, out of your mind!

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>>85435872
This, looks like the leaks aren't in our favor this time, Daenerys won.

>>85435939
>0 replies

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>I AM STRONK WOMYN AND I WILL RULE ALL OF WESTEROS WITH MUH DRAGONS
>my queen, we've finally arrived in Westeros, what are your plans?
>I NEED ALLIES, GIV ME ALLES NOW!
>well we've gotten word that Jon Snow is now king in the north
>WHO IS THIS JON SNOW? YOU KNOW HIM?
>he's the bastard child of Ned Stark, current lord of House Stark and he former Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. I assumed you alrea-
>WHO IS THIS NED STARK? WHAT IS HOUSE STARK?
>Um, he's the guy who saved your life after joining Robert Baratheon's rebellion against Mad King
>WHO IS THIS MAD KING? TELL ME OF HIM
This shit writing

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>>85435939
fuck off fagget

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>>85435826
>when your crazy uncle shows up for a wild night out

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You need a bad pussy Yara

>>85435939
Cry more faggot

>>85435886
really makes me think

>waiting for that guy to post brightly lit pictures of Missandei's ass

>>85435939
We'll use after this one.

>>85435939
pathetic

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>>85435886
The answer is uh....

DON'T BULLY THE TULLY

>>85435858
Retarded. People like you were laughed at since AGOT came out. Get the fuck out of here with this dumb bullshit.
Gendry x Arya is clearly the patrician man's choice.

>>85435901
>Doesn't like fratboys
>Triggered by snekdeaths
T. NuMale

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/ourguys/?

Will Euron fuck his niece?

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>>85436017
BULLY AND TULLY ARE PRONOUNCED SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY AND THUS DO NOT RHYME

>>85435901
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you cockless coward? I’ll have you know I sailed through the Smoking Sea, and I’ve been involved in numerous raids on the coast, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top reaver in the entire Iron Fleet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Weirwood? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am sending my Iron Fleet of reavers across the sea and your castle is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Iron Isles and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the iron price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

did the sneks get reks?

>>85435968
HES GRADUALY GETTING AWAY

>>85436044
Don't see why not. Dany will be fucking her nephew.

>>85435939
girl power edition. go fuck yourself

>>85436037
>Snu
>/ourguy/
Nope.

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>>85435872
>is going to lose Viseryon, a literal child of hers to the Nights King
>Drogon is going to be heavily wounded
>Going to lose the armies of the Reach and Dorne, meaning the "sympathetic" approach of sieging Kings Landing will not work anymore
>Told by a mourning Olenya last episode to not listen to the reason of her councilors: "You are a Dragon!"
>Going to have her first taste of burning people alive in S07E05

She's going full on mad queen in Season 8.

>>85436037
>Bran
>ourguy
I'd rather fuck Bran

Even if they don't bring it up in the show to avoid "controversy", there is absolutely 100% no way that Euron did not enthusiastically fuck the hot Sand Snake all the way back to King's Landing

>>85436037
One of these things is not like the others
it's Jon

>>85435952
>>85435962
>>85435976
fuck you i made the last 5 threads and set up streams and helped alot of people here. thats the problem with this anon shit you don't know shit. think next time.

>>85435826
Leaks indicate Missandei and Danny have girltalk about grey worm. They mention his "pillar". What are they talking about?? Is this a euphemism for a wiener w/ no balls?

Even though I know for a long time that Viserion will be killed I don't think I am prepared for this.

webm of theon jump?

>>85436048
D O N ' T B U L L Y T H E T U L L Y

>>85435948
>Sam and Bran discover Jon is a legitimised Targ
I can understand Bran learning that with his magic. But how the fuck does Sam learn it, especially as he's back in Winterfell by that time.

>>85436044
i think not, but sneks definitively will upgrade from bad puss puss to ravaged puss puss

>>85436050
the two ugly ones yes

>>85436109
library?

Never thought I'd miss Stanifags...

>>85436025
I bet you masturbate on Quasimodarya

>>85436111
>sneks
But there is only one snek now

>>85436109
Bran can tell Sam about it.

>>85435939
Have another (You) to make up for your lack of self respect.

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>>85436050
I'm glad they finally showed how useless a whip would be

>>85436109
Checks it on one of those family tree websites

Arya is literally a goblin and I have no idea how can anyone find her attractive

>>85436095
here's your (you)

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>>85436086

>>85436044
In the bobooks he definitely would.

In show, no, he's just a great charismatic kinslaying berserker king, no weird sexual stuff at all

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What if Ramsey was female?

>>85436095
back to R

>>85436178
COCK
O
C
K

so what are those fireballs in the ship battle?


and how did actual naval battles look like before the gunpowder was invented

>>85436136
ye i meant mama snek and daughter snek

>>85436095
Glad you took my advice. Keep the tears flowing.

>>85436105
Tullys are fish stinking wankers. now that the freys are dead edmure can starve to death in his cell

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>That's not you

what did she meme by that?

>>85436178
but what about his BIG COCK

>>85436186
feminist icon

>>85436096
Can someone answer this
Pls help a humble showfag

>>85436037
yes, and in that order (the three musketeers are joint first)

>>85436194
>and how did actual naval battles look like before the gunpowder was invented
watch 300's sequel

there is a 20 minute naval battle between Athens and Persia

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What would a foreign dothraki invasion on her asshole look like?

>>85436097
>Mum ignores me and brother for Drogon
>Locked in the basement for years
>She takes us to this strange new place
>We have to fight these weird blue guys and skeletons
>I go for the main leader to impress mum and get recognization
>Get hit by ice spear
>Die
>Drogon carries everyone out of there and is hailed a hero

>>85435857
Why don't Muslims just make their own shows if our shows trigger them? There are very rich Muslim nations with oil money have they ever used the money to make a good show that doesn't offend them?

>>85436012
The Bolton's involvement in the
red Wedding wasn't really public knowledge.

>>85436109
The leaks have been out for months mate...
Gilly founds a marriage annulment.

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>>85436186

>>85436200
Nymeria had her own shit going on, and she was a big strong woof who don't need no goblin

>>85436239
please stop posting if you are going to be this stupid

>>85436086
Newfag, all that happens in season 7 and where u s she by the end? Hopping Jon's dick, sane, in a "truce" with Cersei focused on the White Walkers.

You can go back to tumblr now with the rest of the mad queen fags

>>85436232
I'm gonna cry with all the redditors.

>>85436223
will do, although I'd never expect "300" to have anything to do with historical accuracy

>>85435916
>Jon+Dany Vs Jaime+Cersei
>Battle of the degenerates

Does anyone else feel like the show is becoming more cringy with every episode?

I had to pause it several times because I just couldn't take it. Especially when that little queen girl speaks, or that scene with Ayra and the fat boy.

>>85436037
>Snuh
He's reddit's guy. Hell, he's facebook's guy.
>Bran
No.
>Jaime
Nope. Book Jaime is okay, but a picture of show Jaime ought to be next to the word "cuck" in the dictionary.
>Hound
Maybe, le chickens maymay has soured him for me, but he still has potential

The only thing I belive show!Euron would do that book!Euron did is rape his brother

>>85436144
They're only good in bed

>>85436280
its easy to tell at what point it goes bonkers

protip: there will be exploding ships, at that point you go "alright that never happened"

>>85436200
Going back to Winterfell with Arya is counter to Nymeria's character.
Arya says the same thing about herself in S1 when Ned tells her he wants her to marry a lord and be a proper lady.

Can someone be a bro and post that Grey Worm virgin walk webm?

>>85436232
Bittersweet ending will be Deanery getting killed by her own zombie child which was born thanks sacrifice of Daenerys's zombie husband.

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>>85436301
>or that scene with Ayra and the fat boy.

The acting from Quasimodo was incredibly awkward.

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>yfw bronn shoots drogon with the anti dragon gun and fucks him up, almost killing dany

>>85436086
This, she'll have Jon Snow's baby and it's going to be a white walker/the lord of light and it will into the apocalypse where only a giant naked ned Stark exists where all he does is sculpt Robert beratheons face into pumpkins

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>>85436320

>>85436338
inb4 pasta

>>85436086
>Going to have her first taste of burning people alive in S07E05
She had that all the way back in S1, then again in S2, and S3, S5, S6... She burns people a lot.

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>>85436037

>mfw Thoros is kill before this season's done

;_;

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>she will never play Val
I mean Val's a strong independent black woman who don't need no man so D&D, it would have been perfect

>>85436318
>Arya says the same thing about herself in S1 when Ned tells her he wants her to marry a lord and be a proper lady
So they're taking the nuStar Wars route of writing: fan service, callbacks and expository cringe for the millennial normies?

>>85436383
And it apparently takes hours

>>85435826
let me guess. Wormless Worm will beat and kill Euron...

>>85436188
>>85436197
do you even know ive spent hours making those fucking leaked img for everyone in that nice format? fuck you all

>>85436356
I can't wait for the twitter reaction to that
>but muh mother of dargons!
>but muh girl power!
Euron and Bronn are our guys

Some anons are saying Euron doesn't die either. After he learns the white walkers are actually real he asks Jon Snow if they can swim. Jon replies they can't, to which Euron laughs non-stop and leaves back to the Iron Islands to be safe from the rest of the show's lifetime.

might be the best ending of all times if true

>>85436362

jesus christ

how did this faggot ever get casted

>>85436338
>arya shows more emotion when seeing the stupid wolf she hasn't seen in years than seeing Hotpie
I swear the director must have told her to just stare into the camera and not emote or act at all during the scene. It's the only explanation because the rest of her acting is bad but that scene was terrible.

>>85436338
I think they were going for "she's broken and dead inside, but news of Jon and the meeting with Nymeria snapped her out of it", which would have been fine if she wasn't casually chatting and laughing along with Sheeran and the gang just an episode ago.

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>>85436421
Theon will be the one
And he'll cut his cock off

>>85436426
do you even know nobody cares? fuck you more

>>85436426
You're really committed to the crying game anon. I'm impressed. (You)

>>85436426
the actual anon said it took me 1 minute per image, and it was 5 images. kys

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>>85436356
>mfw Dany's biggest loss comes at the hands of Bronn

>>85436436
Apparently him fucking off to pyke is just a ruse, he's off to go get the golden company for cersei, who takes out a new loan with the iron bank to hire them

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Euron, I'm not crazy and I can prove it!
Mirror, show me the beast!

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This is ideal candidate to kill Night King. Can't feel pain, Can't die, Can't get summoned back as Wight. I wonder what will he do after Cersei gets killed. Who will he listen to?

>>85436416
>a character using a phrase twice in similar context is 'for normies'

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>>85436502
Here's your proof!

>>85436489
>>85436356

is there anything that Bronn cant do?

>>85436489
Truly /ourguy/.

Waiting for Podrick to shine. You know he's going to be known as Podrick Wightsbane for fucking 30,000 walkers to death

>>85436443
Yeah, he is a vidya game fag

>>85436436
>Some anons are saying Euron doesn't die either. After he learns the white walkers are actually real he asks Jon Snow if they can swim. Jon replies they can't, to which Euron laughs non-stop and leaves back to the Iron Islands to be safe from the rest of the show's lifetime.

that would be awesome but why would Euron ever be speaking with Jon? Also the showrunners are obviously trying to make him hated to they can ramsey him later and the normies can post their reactions of cheering and joyous tears

>>85436498
he is playing 2D chess then, while the rest of the players are playing 1D chess.

>>85436186
She'd have been wed off as a child making machine without any chance to prove herself.
Boltons are not ironborn.

>>85436489
>yfw Bronn knocks up Dany

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Can you have intercourse with Wights?

>>85436489
>defeats dragons
>trains one handed men
>steals castles
>fucks 18 year old Dornish babes
>tells Cersei to fuck off

Is there anything he can't do?

>>85436546
>that would be awesome but why would Euron ever be speaking with Jon?
It is known Jon will try to convince all the major kingdoms to unite against the walkers. Euron is king of the iron islands, cersei will be there too.

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>Euron sees the wight
>Can they swim?
>No
>Screw you guys I'm going home

Smartest thing done in a few seasons

>>85436563
Id fucking love it.
Or even more if Tyrion and Bronn 3 way her and they don't give a shit who's baby she has

>>85436546
>the showrunners are obviously trying to make this villain villainous so that the audience will be happy when he dies later

HOW REVOLUTIONARY

>>85436473
>>85436474
>>85436481
>baited
Fucking newfags, don't respond to him.

>>85436415
>Jon won't get to take her to Winterfell and make Sansa listen to them fuck every night
>instead he'll bang his Auntie Dany

shaking my head, to be honest, family.

>>85436581

didnt he shoot the arrow to light up the wildfire in Season 1

>>85436194
Euron's great big cock magic

Ramming, or land-battles-at-sea as the Romans thought the Athenians way of ramming was for pussies, so they started boarding actions

Rest assured, there were no magical fireballs

>>85436573
Lets find out together anon

>>85435857
HBO should release a family friendly version of GoT which censors all the sex, nudity, cussing, and extreme gore(a little gore is okay). They will reach a bigger market that way.

>>85436557
a bastard daughter?

>>85436611
Yes he did.

>defeats dragons
>trains one handed men
>steals castles
>fucks 18 year old Dornish babes
>tells Cersei to fuck off
>blows up fleets with wildfire

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>>85436525
>implying this is the only fan service callback
Face it, D&D are hacks who have run out of grrm material and have turned the show into a tumblr blog

>>85436604
>baited this easily
An hero while you still can

>>85435857
This guy isn't even Muslim himself and he makes these posts that get hundreds of upboats? Reddit incarnate

>Jon is related to Sansa
>also related to Dany
>literally the only relevant high power woman he's not related to is Cersei
>she fucks her brother
There's really no safe way for Jon to get some queenly poonanner.

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>>85436531
KILL THE BEAST!

>>85436661
pandering to sandniggers is a social norm now

>>85436573
According to the legend of the night's king yes.

>>85436691
he will have to be incestuous to pass his genes, or fuck Sam's girlfriend

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>>85436094
>>85436302
Fuck you guys I like jon snuh

>>85436318
I bet Nymeria would've gone back if Ghost was with Arya.

Only direwolf left to mount her

>>85436704
>Series finale
>ends with dany bowing to the dornish queen on the iron throne
>dany apologizes for being fair skinned and blonde
>Jon Snow is castrated, and kept on a leash
>the dragons shit rainbows as all men are incarcerated

Would sell millions of HBO subs

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>>85436741
Jon is alright, anon.

>>85436617
Watch the indian version. That stinky 4th world country did just that.

>>85436739
Sams girlfriend is borne of incest

>>85436792
is there a version without the sex scenes, but with the gore?

>>85436645
The worst kind of normie is the one that insists he isn't.

>>85436817
Yes, here
virgin.......................................

>>85436792
>>85436817
Is there a version with just the sex scenes, no gore or drama?

>>85436661
>>85436704
It helps people enjoy a show. I don't see why you guys have to be so threatened by it. The show isn't being censored, the viewers are censoring themselves. This is behavior we should encourage because the alternative is people trying to get nude scenes completely removed to accommodate some demographic.

>why don't they just not watch it
that's exactly what they are doing

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>greatest schemer in the seven kingdoms
>always three steps ahead of everyone else
>a real diplomat who knows to not to reveal his true intentions
>"HEY JON I WANT TO FUCK YOUR SISTER xD"

Subtle writing as always :^)

>>85436741
i do too, don't see why people dont like him aside from the obvious reason of "he's popular"

>is a stark
>still has his wolfbro
>kingindanorff
>decent king at that
>only person who actually understands the real danger of the others
>doesn't afraid of anything
>has literally cheated death

/ourguy/ if ive ever seen one

>>85436869
kek

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damn...

http://www.theroot.com/the-black-persons-guide-to-game-of-thrones-1796847562/amp

>>85436869
He hasn't been steps ahead of anyone for a long time now.

His Chaosh laddah is catching up to him.

>>85435961
kek'd

Will it go beyond 8 seasons?
Please no..

>>85436739
>>85436691
what about bad poosy? she's royal bloodline

>>85435970
Why would hot soccer mom want to get off with the living potato?

>>85436947
3 spins off already confirmed

>>85436620
Oh shit you are right, maybe they'd let her clean the castle toilets.

>>85436869
This is what probably hurts the most since the quality shift in season 4. He went from outplaying the entirety of westeros, to an actual retard

>DURR, SANSA FUCK ME, DURR FUCK ME!!!!!
> DURR, JON I FUCK SISTER, DURR FUCK SISTER!!!!

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>>85436933
>the white people are metaphors for white people

>>85436955
Somewhat

>>85436037
Looks like Ed Sheeran on the right tbqh

>>85436933
He's right though, except change white with female

Euron is now the best option.

>>85436868
It's just weird that a non-muslim would make that post or upvote it.

LF is going to have to rape Sansa or some shit to deserve the death penalty. What could he possibly do to deserve it otherwise

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>I call it...Game of Thrones
Jesus Christ

>>85436037
Theon should still be on the list.

>>85436356
Based af

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

why is the archmaester such a fucking retard

>>85436362
This is pretty much the best thing to come out of last night's episode

>>85435961
>always picking the 'give me the lore' option in chat dialogue

>>85436037
replace jon with theon and yes

>>85436581
>Is there anything he can't do?
Get Jaime to keep his promise

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THIS FUCKING SCENE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Euron laughs like Agent Smith

>>85437050
What's his food description policy?

>>85437050
>a letter of winter and war!
>oh no, goodness that can't be right
>Harry please, quit masturbating in the gryffindor common room with the muggle icyhot
>ah I have it!
>a song of ice and fire!

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>>85436869
>D&D in charge of making a hateable character who is also subtle

>>85437086
Let him go, I'm sure we'll meet him again, always in sexy and more exciting ways.

>>85436037
yes, yes, reddit, reddit, reddit, yes, reddit, reddit

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>>85437050

>No, no. Too forward
>How about...A Song of Ice and Fire

>>85436645
>D&D are hacks who have run out of grrm material and have turned the show into a tumblr blog
I thought this was just the accepted truth

>>85437050
Holy shit they actually copied trainspotters 2 ending

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>>85436037
>nightlet king
>our guy

>>85437159
>bran
>not reddit

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>>85437048

>>85437048
Read the leaks chucklefuck. It's explained.

>>85437187
It's a LOTR reference normie

>>85437114
Those are dogs, not wolves

>>85437201
dumbfuck

>>85437114
BASED BIG DOGS WORKING THE STARKS

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>>85437144

>>85437114
>that's not you

best scene of the episode anon.

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How come there's only 7 episodes this season? one fucking year waiting for 7 episodes?

>>85437256
Excellent

>Yo werd up Jon, Cat wuz fine ass hot but she's dead so ah'm gonna fuq yo' sister instead and shit.

>>85436235
They cant even live together without exploding, what makes you think they could work together?

>>85437114
>gangrape.webm

>>85437283
Next season could be as few as 6. How does that make you feel?

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>>85437265

>all these newfags


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>85437283
It's the age old trick of splitting one season into two so you don't have to negotiate new contracts with your stars

>>85437265
>current at 211
>girl-power thread

fuck off

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>>85437265
>100 posts to go

>>85437283
Less filler because the actors are getting more expensive.

In theory anyway. Then we got the grey worm sex scene and sam's shitter cleaning

>>85437256
Good shit, my man.

>>85437340
Best scene since hold door

>>85437340
>the strength of his BIG COCK

>>85436868
>why don't they just not watch it
But they are watching it, not just a whole, but a cut up version. baka these idiots

>>85437348

Sam's shitter cleaning was gold.

Greyworm sex scene however

I wish Qyburn's secret weapon was Dragonbinder or some shit
Have Ser Strong blow it or some shit

>>85437372
hold door was a good scene?

>>85437265
>>85437332
>wahhh use my thread wahhhh
Holy shit how fucking gone do you need to be to actually care about who makes the fucking got thread?

>>85437114
I was hoping that Gmork would show up and rattle on about the nothing.

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When the inevitable spin-off movies are made, what should they be about?

I would like to see a collection of smaller stories set in Asshai, preferably in anime form like the Animatrix did.

>>85436871
>is a stark
He's a Targ
>still has his wolfbro
Who he persistently ignores, Ghost has interacted more with Sam and Gilly. I consider him Sam's wolf at this point.
>kingindanorff
Thanks to a meme little girl. Jon nearly got everyone killed as a military commander, if the show was at the quality of its early seasons, he wouldn't have been rewarded for that.
>decent king at that
Can't even keep his cunt sister in line.
>only person who actually understands the real danger of the others
Besides the NW, Benjen, Tormund, the rest of the wildling population, Melisandre, Davos, Bran, Meera, Thoros, Beric...
>doesn't afraid of anything
I'll give you that one.
>has literally cheated death
Yeah, he's pretty Sue-ish

4/10, wouldn't support enthusiastically.

>>85437402
>Sam's shitter cleaning was gold.
Initially sure, but it went on for far, far too long

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>>85436144
>>85436304
Just like women.

>>85437283

They had to allocate more of the budget to a 5 minute sex scene with Missandei and No Worm

>>85437402
>the melody created by scraping/dumping turds with the occasional gag
>Sam scraping off Jorah's scales cut to the pot pie

Sam leading the pack with the best scenes this season. Literally more enjoyable than missandei's tits, which were fantastic.

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>>85437456
>preferably in anime form

>>85437456
>I would like to see a collection of smaller stories set in Asshai
not happening

the spin of are about known characters like brienne, the sand snakes, barristan, etc

>>85437412
I enjoyed it. It was the last impactful death that I actually gave half a shit about

>>85437469

I thought that was sort of the point, guy thinks he's going to be some big deal educated grand wizard, instead he's cleaning shitters every day and doing autopsies.

>Meanwhile Victarion is trying to plot his route to sail across the Grass Sea to meet Kelly C

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>scene of Sam removing Fedorah's infected skin tissue

>>85437412

It made me cry

>>85437462
>Who he persistently ignores
Not his fault D&D spend half the budget on cocaine cut the guy a break.

>>85437548
It was extremely satisfying
Like peeling off a layer of skin

someone remix the euron scene and put pirates of the caribbean music over it

>>85437462
>He's a targ

Nah he's definitely a stark, through and through

>Who he persistently ignores, Ghost has interacted more with Sam and Gilly. I consider him Sam's wolf at this point.

blame dabid and budget for that, at least ghost is still alive and likes jon

>Thanks to a meme little girl. Jon nearly got everyone killed as a military commander, if the show was at the quality of its early seasons, he wouldn't have been rewarded for that.

yeah that was a pretty retarded decision but still... KINGINDANORFF

>Can't even keep his cunt sister in line

literally because she's a cunt

>Besides the NW, Benjen, Tormund, the rest of the wildling population, Melisandre, Davos, Bran, Meera, Thoros, Beric...

fine, fair: only person with power who actually understands the real danger**

>>85437538
kek I forgot about that
/r/ing that one pic of him

>>85437412

It wasn't.

>>85437590
They already did

>>85437585
actually this and his skin underneath wasn't even that bad looking. It was literally like pulling off a big scab.

>>85437332
>>85437265
no

>Samwell Tarly
>Samwise Gamgee

hmm, that sounds similar...

Mance Rayder more like Mance Gayder

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aaaaaand the EMMY goes to....

>>85437412
it was awful

>>85437592
Jon is a confirmed targ in the show

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LMAO

>The iron captain had no time to wait for laggards. Not with his bride encircled by her enemies. The most beautiful woman in the world has urgent need of my axe.

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>>85436933
niggers, LOL

>>85437653
kek

>>85436596
I would love to see Euron in the ending as a nod to the scouring of the Shire. Dany and Jon defeat the army of the dead only to find Kingslanding in ruins and Euron ruling over the ashes >>85437662
I wonder if anyone calls her Emmy

>>85437662
is this real?

>>85437681
Post the reaction to Theon jumping off, it's actually funny.

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>>85437681
These are the ''Drumpf is not my President'' people

>>85437691
>getting triggered by a joke

>>85437050
so obvious this will happen, the title will be either game of thrones or the song of ice and fire

>>85436513
A giant would crush the mountain easily.

>we will never get a scene of euron riding a dragon and destroying everything in his path

>>85436933
This is satire, right?

>>85437723
Could you give it a rest?

>>85437681

Gotta love this bar full of betas. Literally the same faces in every video too.

>>85437754
Yes, you dunce.

>>85437754
Hahahaha.

No.

>>85437758

He's right

>>85437681
>The dumb looks on their faces as the show illustrates why the memewhip isn't a great weapon
top kek

>>85437793
>he

>>85435857
/tv/ will act like this is the worst thing in the world but as a former christian atheist I find it respectable that they go to such great lengths to actually follow the tenants of their religion, unlike all these lapse Christians that think "jesus loves me" is sufficient.

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daily reminder

>>85437809

*xhe

>>85437813
>as a former christian atheist
what?

>>85437823
why does he keep using that term instead of queen

>>85437774
Well if it's the same bar, these people probably have weekly plans to watch it there. Why do you find it notable that it's the same people?

>>85437736
Im not triggered, Im niggered by their stupidity.

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The webm of the dickless white male getting BTFO

>>85435886
Killing the Freys and the killing the Boltons in the same way would arouse suspicion and in the end it would make it harder for her to kill Cersei

>>85437862
you just admitted you actually think that's serious

>>85437823
Kelly C ;w;

i hate her so much

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>>85437823
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85437662
I can't stop thinking about Elsa Jean when I look at her and it makes me mad

remember when the show used to be good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM6kMHH-G64

>>85437916
no

/thread

>>85437927
Fuck off.

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>Tfw that scene with Dany holding council and EVERY ruler in the room is a woman
>Tfw "SANSA IS DA QUEEN IN DA NORF TILL I RETURN!"

>Season 1
>Bunch of based middle aged men ruling their houses and lands
>Season 7
>little girls everywhere being heads of houses and stronk womyn leading armies of shit skins

Is Game of Thrones the most JUST'd show of all time? I mean talk about a leftist pipe dream.

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>>85436037
>mfw all these idiots saying no to Jon because he's a popular character and their need for contrarianism outweighs their logic

>>85437916
>season 3
Not that time, no.

>>85437937
Give it a rest.

>>85437937
All the men are dead idiot.

>>85437855

Because I hate their faces.

>Shit snek hair has grown significantly since last season
>Cersei's hasn't
JUST

>>85437960
In fact I remember there was a Soviet gymnastics parade that Eisenhower attended in August 1945 and it was all women cause all the men were literally dead.

>>85437974
Cersei is probably keeping it that way now

>>85437974
She probably keeps it short, after all she's a king now

>>85437899

DUDE

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NEW THREAD
>>85437972
>>85437972
>>85437972

>>85437927
>>85437952
t. joffrey

>>85437937
I will agree with you after next episode.

Bran is the king, not Sansa, let's see how its play out

>>85437937
Then they realize the white walkers are already here, all Westeros is now boogieland.
And Dany is like >muh birthright

>>85436416
>Grrm does this
>Oh wow he thought so far ahead? Such nuanced writing can only come from a genius
>D&D do this
>Wow, fucking faggots just reusing dialogue, i can't believe someone would actually like this. Fucking dumb and damp ruining the story

>>85438005
Dany threads are banned

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>>85437866
Somebody needs to go there in maga hat and pepe shirt

NEW

>>85437972

>>85436415
Lagertha gets me rock hard, why tf did Ragnar leave her from that long necked bitch.

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>>85438023
The show is worse than it was but /tv/ is at this levels with D&D

>>85438048
we're still on page one dude, calm down

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>>85437937
>tfw I actually support the Night King now

Nice work, DnD

>>85435857
R*ddit is so gay

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>>85437462
>He's a Targ
Back to to your Fanfic Tumblr

>>85438159
>hasn't read the leaks
He is Aegon

>>85437548
>>85437585
>wisemen, doctors and shit
>not covering his face from occassionally squirting goo

>>85437676
>Jon is a confirmed targ in the show
half Targ hald Stark bastard =/= Targ
Only Reddit and Tumblr think him as a Targ

>>85438189
sam and bran find out rhaegar and lyanna got legit married

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>>85438182
>Trusts all "Leaks"
>Even if, he thinks Jon will give a shit about this
No

>>85438189
targ dad = targ son

Lyanna was married, not a bastard either

>>85438091
NEW >>85437972

>>85436338
>>85436453
She's supposed to be like that

she's just spent however many years learning to become an identityless faceless killer. she probably barely remembers or cares about hot pie, and only says a few nice things because she thinks thats what normie arya stark would say

she's literally insane

>>85437681
i can't stand that fat hipster cunt

>>85438242
>leaks confirmed 100% true
>detailed leaks so far are also 100% true
why wouldn't you believe them, because you don't like them?

>>85437159
>Night king
>Euron
>reddit

>>85438235
>>85438253
Lyanna and Rhaegar being married is the most tumblr shit i've heard about the show
Even if this shit were true, this would mean nothing to Jon

>>85438347
It means everything, he befriends Drogon and bends the knee to Daenerys. In Season 8 he will be a dragon rider.

>>85438347
whether it means anything to him or not he would be a legit targ, no ifs, no buts

>>85438301
You mean the leaks that said that the Sand Snakes and Ellaria would escape? That Dany would invite everyone to Dragonstone to bend the knee in Episode 2?
Some of the leaks were true, some weren't

>>85438409
1)the actual source of the leaks were never numbered by episodes.

2)you don't know if they escape or not, they literally just got captured. You can't escape before being captured.

3) You are basing this on the non-detailed leaks

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>>85437681

>>85438409
>Some of the leaks were true, some weren't
No, one leak was untrue, the rest were all true. Stop being a contrarian, you look retarded.

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>>85437813
>as a former christian
>I find it respectable that they go to such great lengths to actually follow the tenants of their religion

What the fuck went wrong in your head that you could drop your christianity but praise muslims for being less secular? Is this the lefty mind virus in full bloom? "Fuck religion except brown people religion because they're all saints and dindu nuffin even though their beliefs are antithetical to everything I claim to stand for!"

>>85438291
>>85438295
>>85438301
>>85438332
>>85438347
>>85438382
>>85438389
>>85438409
>>85438470
>>85438491
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>85437972

>>85437972

>>85437972

>>85437866

I hate these people so much.

>>85437647
Meera and John are literally sam and frodo. Frodo (bran) talks about how big of a deal the ring (brand mind powers) are. Meera wonders around protecting him (just like Sam). It's also the most boring part of GoT just like frodo and sam

>>85438382
>>85438389
Why would Jon want this? Why would Jon, the bastard of Winterfell, feel any obligation to the family of people known to be lunatics and madmen, the last king of which burned his grandfather and uncle alive and, alongside his son who kidnapped and raped his mother, started a brutal war that engulfed the entire continent and made a father figure he loves dearly suffer, instead of the family he leads right now, grew up with, has actual relationships with and wanted to be a part of all his life? Even if the Tumblr shit of Lyanna and Rhaegars marriage which contradicts all logic be true, how would he prove this to the world, and why would he give up his lordship of winterfell to be legitimzed as Targaryan instead of Stark, especially after he refused legitimization by stannis before.
It doesn't make sense at all

>>85437757
>banner literally a womb