/got/ general: One true queen edition

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CHAD SUMMERCHILD

QUEEN OF THE NORTH

>>85433550
id fuck the hell out of yaras tight plump ass

Jon = Lightbringer

Azor Ahai killed his wife and her soul and courage went into the blade.

Jon's actions led to Ygritte's death and since then she's stayed in his heart, he keeps thinking about her, seeing others as her and repeating "you know nothing" in his mind.

Add that to his vows about being a sword in the darkness and a lover kissed by fire and there you have it.

Dragons = Lightbringer too

Drogo dies but the dragons including one placed next to his heart hatch, and are named for people who's legacy and dreams Dany wishes the dragons to carry on.

Add "a flaming sword above the world" and there you have it

>>85433571
If Euron was to capture a dragon her ass would get loose pretty fast, I am thinking.

N O. G E N D E R.
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>>85433550
She lost at a valid and fair Kingsmoot.

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GOD DAM IT NO ONE CARES THE NIGHT KING IS COMING SOUTH BEYOND THE WALL

WHY IS NOBODY STOPPING HIM?

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Reposting my shitty OC so people can see it.

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>>85433612
FUCK OFF M8

ONE TRUE QUEEN

>>85433593
jaime is light bringer and the lord of light armoured like the sun. the forging of light bringer is jaime shedding the kingslayer and become honourable jaime again.

first time he sheds his skin is in the bath with brienne when he tells the truth of moments that happened before aerys death.
it even opens with jaime telling to be careful or you'll shed the skin of. and ends with him being called the kinslayer and as he passes out he claims no he's jaime.

second time is when he frees tyrion which results in tywin dying with a bolt to the heart. he caused his fathers death indirectly and is blamed directly for his death.

third time will be when he kills the widow queen with widows wail and kills the person who keeps bringing him back to his lesser self.

jaime is lightbringer who'll die killing the night king as he's the only person who will be able to remove the dragon glass shard in his heart which will require a magical golden hand that is engulfed in fire.

the blood stone emepor was azor ahai and the best candidate for azor ahai will be the person who causes the celestial event that causes the long night second time around. either daenerys unwittingly or euron knowingly deceiving her into blowing the hell horn and binding her to his will.

jon is the sword of the morning who will lead men through the long night.

young griff is the prince that was promised.

lightbringer is a person and their is no magical sword. just a magical fiery hand. arthur dayne duel wielding? the order of the fiery hand in the red religions insitution. jojen asked how will we know the end and he replies you'll know while staring at his hand engulfed in flame.

jaimes story is inspired by tyr from norse mythology and king arthur just without the king stuff.

>>85433593
Everyone stops reading after "Jon = Lightbringer", jontard.

Some probably just stop after "Jon".

>Arya immediately drops her quest for revenge to go to Jon
>gets called pretty

Why did they link these two things?

As a fan of femdom, I unironically liked the Sand Snakes and I'm sad they're gone.

>>85433550
i want Euron to insert his squid axe inside my ship nam sayin'

>>85433616
I don't get it.

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>>85433631

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>turn up to bar with the lads
>everyone is quiet at the bar watching some fantasy show
>crack jokes with the mates while waiting to be served
>fat girl with glasses and tears streaming from eyes shhh's you
whaht the fuck

>>85433643
why are you linking these two things?

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The Sun of Winter

>>85433609
ALL MEN MUST DIE BUT huh...
Wait, THIS one is gendered.

>>85433651
stop with the shitty webms chad, we get it, le fight scene was 'awesome'

>>85433654
this happened?

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY EURON

>>85433643
hot pie was tryna get his nut man

>>85433616
>Battle was lost
>Yara would have died if Theon tried to save her
>Theon would have lost against Euron
>Yara was an asshole anyway
He made the right choice to be honest

>>85433682

Of course it didn't. No one that's still shitposting about GoT after two days ever goes to bars to socialise.

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>>85433550
>about to be damphair'd

>>85433685
More like hot cream pie amirite

>>85433687
Dam it it's all part of 4 d chess, he'll break them out.

>>85433646
Come again?

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>we are not going to attack King's Landing, and we're not going to attack Westeros with a foreign horde
>I'm telling you we're not doing it
>do you all understand?
>okay so what we're going to do is lay siege to King's Landing
>and attack the seat of high lords with a foreign horde

>Dani's greatest weakness is a huge navy
>Made of wood
>That burns

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TELL THEM JON SNOW IS DEAD

AND THAT BRANDON STARK KILLED HIM

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>>85433747
NONONONONO YOU SEE KILLING LOTS OF CIVILIANS WITH DRAGONS = BAD

BUT SIEGES THAT LAST FOR A WHOLE YEAR IN FREEZING WINTER = GOOD

>>85433738
and again

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>>85433637
AA is Victarion.

>>85433738
yeah i would

Only likeable characters left:
Jon
The Hound
Tormund
Bran
Davos

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Here's your Robert's Rebellion spin-off Rhaegar.

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>>85433786
>>85433804

>>85433804
What did you mean by this?

>>85433706
Seeing posts like this makes me think i'm the only normalfag here with a gf, kid, car, good job and friends but still like to shitpost. Surely im not the only one.

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NO ONE DIES FROM SIEGES

>>85433637
>final episode
Jaime is leading the battle against the whitewalkers on top of the wall
>Gets knocked off balance and is holding on for dear life on the edge using his one real hand
>Bran is there for some fucking reason, and so is Meera
>Meera is wet af by all the fighting and dragons and shit and wants Bran to take her then and there
>Let's suppose Bran's dick works
>Bran has to choose between saving Jaime and the world, or getting laid
>"The things we do for love"
>Let's Jaime fall
>Series ends
Pure. Kino.

>>85433788
azor ahai is the bloodstone emperor. there is no azor ahai reborn. just a person who'll cause the next celestial event which causes the long night whom the reader can if they choose to proclaim them this person reborn.

azor ahai isn't a hero. he doesn't stop the long night. he causes the long night.

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>>85433821

>bran

>>85433654
>''hi mate can I get three-''
>''SHHHHH!''
>''3 beers and-''
>''SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!''

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>>85433829
Here's young Ned.

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Most fappable scene since Ros died

>>85433821
I forgot Jaime

>>85433854
this "good guy is a bad guy all along!" meme is terrible

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>okay, so it's a scene where a character extensively explains their morals, and then immediately does the complete opposite just because they were asked
>have them smirk

>>85433868
killing them with their own weapons was great

>>85433682
Do American bars really show TV shows like this? The most we get in the UK is pubs showing rugby, football, and Wimbledon when there's a Brit playing.

>>85433821
>No Theon
>No Melisandre

>>85433651
>Qyburn makes a huge deal about how he's invented the first artillery unit by destroying an historically important dragon skull when he could have just shot a target
>Same episode shows artillery as standard in naval battles

>>85433654
is this real? slap them

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>>85433867
Lyanna.

>>85433719
like you wouldnt creampie aryas tight hotpie

>>85433550
How did Euron build a fleet that big, that quickly? What's the time gap between S6 and S7?

I still loved watching Euron BTFO Dany's entire fleet.

>>85433821
>He doesn't like Euron
You're well on your way to nu-male, lad

>>85433920
does look like arya

>>85433931
bout 2 days max

>>85433842
Same apart from the kid - never was convinced I'd make a great dad.

>>85433920
your casting ideas are bad and you should stop posting

>>85433895
During season 5 I remember one here in london one night it was filled with these hipster kids watching got. Usually its dead and we go there to play pool but they must have arranged with the owner to set up a GoT night there. I remember saying 'ill watch that ep tomorrow.'' and not looking at the TV but there was one guy with a remote app on his phone who kept turning the tv off in secret and everyone was pissed.

>>85433934
Bad copy of Ramsay

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>>85433829
>show is ending soon
>D&D will be busy with their retarded confederate show
>HBO will want to continue milking A Song of Ice and Fire
>prequels and spinoffs highly likely
>we might be getting good and enthusiastic showrunners on the IP again

>>85433965
That guy is my hero

>>85433747
>Lay siege to King's Landing
>Cersei asks Qyburn to use his knowledge/black magic/whatever to create a disease that will spead through the Dornish and Tyrell ranks
>Give the antidote to King's Landing population
>Siege is broken in a matter of days since the ennemies are too busy shitting to death because of dysentery or something
>Cersei is seen as a savior because the saved the population from the siege and the disease

>>85433874
The Bloodstone Emperor was a the legendary ninth and last ruler of the mythic Great Empire of the Dawn. He was the son of the Opal Emperor and the younger brother of the Amethyst Empress, who succeeded their father. Envious, he slew his sister and proclaimed himself the Bloodstone Emperor.

His was a reign of terror. The Bloodstone Emperor not only practiced torture, but also dark arts, such as necromancy. He enslaved his own people, took a tiger-woman for wife, feasted on human flesh and cast down the true gods of Yi Ti, to worship a black stone that fell from the sky. The Blood Betrayal, as his usurpation is known is the annals of the Further East, ushered in the Long Night, in which the Maiden-Made-of-Light turned her back upon the world and the Lion of Night came forth in all his power to punish the wickedness of man.

He's believed by some scholars to have been the first High Priest of the sinister Church of Starry Wisdom.

various azor ahai candidates follow similarities. jons dream above the wall, daenerys, beric dondarrion exluding blood betrayal and usurping power.

the story doreah tells daenerys about the origin of dragons is a metaphor to the last long night and how it was caused.

if their was a candidate it would daenerys unknowingly causing the long night by blowing on the hellhorn three times as she's the only one who can do it without burning to death. it's also called dragonbinder because she's the dragon that it binds. blowing it once by euron helped him win over the people at the kingsmoot.

it binds people not dragons.

>>85433965
>remote app
someone needs to find that burlington bar with the feminists and do that to them. it would ruin their night and definitely stop their videos except for 1 complaining video which would be hilarious

>>85433859
>reading past Jon

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DUDE, EURON IS SO BAD-ASS

>>85433965
>remote app on phone
Are these real or bullshit?

>>85433895
that's a bar in australia

>i cant believe theon didnt commit suicide by a symbolical attempted rescue of his sister as the lone survivor surrounded by his enemies
t. normies

>>85434015
its in chicago

>>85434026
>only fun scene in the last 2 seasons
>autists hate it

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Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>85434070
chad pls

>>85433970

Rsmay was barbaric and cruel, Euron is just relentless.

>>85434070
no stannis is, fuck off euronfag

>>85434067
this. true for the last episode as a whole really. i enjoyed it so i can't complain about inconsistencies.

what's with the fucking normies ITT

>>85434090
ourguys just good at what he does

>>85433931
Was it the whole fleet? I though yara was only taking a small group?

Why does Sam care about Jorah so much

>>85434096
stannis is a shit one dimensional retard

>>85434137
he a good boy

>>85434122
ask your mirror, cocksmuggler

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/GOT/ LIKE EURON MORE THAN APE

>>85434137
Jorah's dad was Sams boss

>>85434137
Because he's only alive thanks to Jeor

>only sex scenes in the episode revolve around castrated men

What could they mean by this

>>85433683
what's he going to do, dickless us to death?

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>>85434137

>>85434157
showfag detected

Did Euron destroy all of Yara's Iron fleet?

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But seriously where is the Normies reaction?
I know Sewage posts here pls put up vid

>>85434137
You already created a thread for your shitty bait.
>>85434157
Hope you're not implying that Euron isn't literally a lol random guy.

>>85434196
to be fair, we ARE talking about the show here.
this is /tv/.

>>85433970
Ramsay was just a mean little edgelord - Euron gets shit done, and doesn't dick around with the whole torturing thing

>>85433669
Jonarya

>>85434242
showfag fuck off, euron is cool in the books but a complete faggot in the show

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>>85434175
>show heavily implies that dickless men satisfy women better
YEAR OF THE DICKLET
WHITE MEN ARE RELEVANT AGAIN

>>85434010
>Give the cure to Kings Landing population

Lmao, sure she would do that

>>85434034
They're real. You just need to put in the tv serial number in and it works

are there any bolton maesters?
no way sam will be able to flay jorah in such a short time without some help from an expert.

>>85433550
Reminder that flagships are easy to see for a reason
>>85433108 #
Seriously she needs to be raped in an episode to remind her she signed up for a grim dark series
>>85433127 #
Google it and you'll find it faggot
Don't even need 'on omegle'

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>>85434070

This savage is

>>85434015
This would ruin their climb to fame they do desperately want

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>literally a bad pussy now
How does this make you feel?

>>85434279
He's the only character left that's not a faggot

>>85434181
Explane.

>>85434034
most phones these days are equipped with an IR blaster like a tv remote. especially samsung phones.
all a remote does, is send IR signals by flickering the IR light. emulating that process is fairly simple. just gotta know what brand the TV is and it can send out the same signals.

>>85434034
if your phone has an IR blaster then yes.
Samsung phones used to have it, and many chink phones still do.

>>85434252
>doesn't dick around with the whole torturing thing
>attaches Aeron to the figurehead while sailing

>>85434099
I wouldn't go as far to say I enjoyed the entire episode, but the stupidity of Euron flying in and doing all that shit had me laughing the entire way through.

euron is ruined beyond repair now in the show, but hey at least the normie chads and /v/istitors are having a blast

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INCOMING FOREIGN INVASION

>>85434340
IIRC during the Greyjoy rebellion Stannis was commanding the fleets which BTFO the ironshits. But I think it was Victarion in charge of the Greyjoys, not Euron.

>>85433637
>dragon glass share in his heart
Is this why the nightking can't die?

>>85434363
stannis did exactly the same thing in the battle of the blackwater

>>85434336
>sandor
>beric
>thoros

keep riding that euron dick

>>85434372
there is literally nothing wrong with being a chad, how calling someone a superior being is supposed to be defamatory I will never understand.

>>85434137
He's still guilty about not sending the goddamn raven

this show is a god damn train wreck but i cant stop watching

if only there was some actual good naval combat, but instead it was shit.

is that vikings show any good for naval combat?

Question: Did the war of the five kings end with the battle of the bastards?

>>85434399
he was blessed by the lord of light tho

>yfw Theon drowns but is then born again by the grace of the Drowned God

>>85434407
I like them but they aren't solving the problem like he is

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No one's SLICK like Euron!
No one's QUICK like Euron!
No one's cock is as incredibly THICK as Euron's!

You can ask any Mel, Tyene or Cersei
And they'll tell you whose dick they'd rather sit on!

No one's ironBORN like Euron!
Has a dragon HORN like Euron!

No one RAIDS like Euron!
No one SAILS like Euron!
In a naval battle no one RAMS like Euron!

When I was a lad I fucked four salt wives every morning to help me with my bod!
And now that I'm grown I fuck nine salt wives so I've roughly the strength of a god!

No one HITS like Euron!
Fondles TITS like Euron!
"Give your uncle a KISS" said Euron!

No one SHOOTS like Euron!
Fucks those BEAUTS like Euron!

I use snakes in all of my decorating!

My, WHAT A GUY, EURON!

>>85434399
You didn't laugh when Stannis was cutting people's heads off and shouting the entire time? He was practically a super villain up there holding the entire wall himself. I don't see what that has to do with this episode though, the entire show is shit.

>>85434372
Maybe we'll get the godly man dialogue. I honestly don't care about the autism horde cheering on Euron even if it's complete shit. It's the same thing with Dany being a cunt
>>85434424
It only ends when all pretenders to the throne die. And Cersei also wants the northern kingdom.

>>85433965
>remote app
Why didn't he turn it down during dialogue and up during action scenes

>>85434407
We haven't seen Beric and Thoros do anything since season 3 though. Plus the whole lord of light bollocks is tiresome.

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>>85433821

>>85434424
It is generally considered to have ended with the Red Wedding. Everything else was mop-up and Stannis stopped actively pursuing the Iron Throne in favour of securing the Wall and the North.

What is it about the mother snek that makes her so attractive? She's not insanely beautiful, but her body language and accent get me instadiamonds

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>>85434336

>>85433978
They'll probably give it to someone even worse who'll make up even more shit that wasn't in the books than Dabid

>>85434223
The Normies are just a bunch of Indian people trying so hard to show you their clean apartment and that they have HBO.

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>>85434026
>DUDE, EURON IS SO BAD-ASS

At least he's killing off useless shit characters with some glee. His motivations are clear, his goals are set and then fulfilled within a few episodes.

I don't mind if he clears out 90% of the character deadwood within 3 episodes. The Purge.

I mean honestly are you cucks trying to say you're too invested in this shitshow to be able to enjoy watching this POS get wrecked? Whiners like you is why Trump won.

>>85434453
They're literally going beyond the wall in afew eps to fight the white walkers head on, more than euron.

Which characters still alive have good actors?
I can only think of Varys, Sandor and Beric.

>>85434449
>his gains a pet squid as a penis
>GoT is shut down just before the series finale because of beastilatiy porn

>>85434132
He still built 1000 ships
That'd take a couple of years at the very least

>>85434420
>vikings
Even worse with STRONG WYMN
I'm just waiting for a Bran scene now he's 19

>>85434514
Who is that? In the virgin walk

>>85434475
that's less funny.
most TVs have a delay after being turned off so even if another person had the real remote in hand they'd get like 3-5 seconds of nothing before it turned on again.

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>>85434453
hes a shit character objectively, if you can't see why you're a clueless showfag

>>85433821
Beric is pretty likable desu

How much BIG COCK can bad pusy handle? Is she gonna get MOUNTAINED?

>>85434137
Because he wants to get rid of the bitch of bear island and put a man in charge

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>>85434535
>well why don't we use that wood over there?

>euron
yo boi euron will get slept soon
no way BnB lets a male be this great

Why does Jon have such dark greasy hair if his mother was an Aryan?

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>people still think she is the good guy

>that foreshadowing with Olenya telling her to ignore her council

>>85434279
He's an animu character in the books. Did you read his new chapter? Basically he fiddle Aeron Damphair as a kid. In the present time he strapped both him and a chick he got pregnant to the prow of his ship. Also the chick is naked and her tongue got cut

>>85434358
That sounds like some sort of book detail

>>85434595
>Olenya telling her to ignore her council
No no no, sorry but she told her specifically not to listen to the MEN on her council. Because being clever is a wicked evil action of man.

>>85434573
the mountain can't get erections


reanimated corpse can't elevate its blood pressure

why the fuck are some of you complaining about Euron?
Show lost any value during seasons 4 and 5. Euron may be poorly written but it's not like he is ruining the series

>>85433821
So we can all agree tyrion has gone to shit? He was a big point in making season 1 and especially season 2 great but apart from season 4s trail / tywin death he has become such a boring character. he even talks monotone now.

>>85434595
It's too hard to tell if she is becoming evil or if it's pure feminist power fantasy. I think the latter.

>>85434520
So they are doing absolutely nothing about the dyke problem

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>snek stabs a guys nuts
>everyone cheers
>sneks get impaled and choked to death
>mate's paki gf has to leave the room
thank you D&D

>>85434616
>In the present time he strapped both him
what the fuck how did I miss this, I thought Aeron was hiding from Euron

>>85434595
She's clearly going to become a raging psychopath who spends her time having people burned alive.

>>85434496
It's because she's both an uppity cunt and a whore. Also hates men.

>>85434636
>yfw he uses his fist instead

>>85434595
In the books she is clearly Sauron.

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>>85434645

>>85434514
kek

>>85434616
Just sounds like some quality bants to me anon

bookfags FUCK OFF

Euron controling the largest fleet ever is in King's Landing swearing to work for Cersei. That's kind of a massive news and it's not even secret so how come Varys isn't aware of it?
>Lets lay siege to the largest city of the continent that also happens to be bordering the sea
>Lets send a somewhat large fleet to Dorn to escort the sand sneks and their mother
Are they retarded or what? Did they just assume that they were controlling the seas? What the fuck is Varys doing here if his spies don't inform him that Euron controls the largest fleet Westeros has ever seen and allied himself with Cersei? Did no one listen to Yara and Theon?

>>85434565
I read the books where he shows up and talks a couple times. And yes I read the Forsaken it was great and he's a war better character but he still didn't do shit

>>85434512
>clean apartment in india
>watching game of the throne in india on my tv
>trying to hear mr davos speak during a scene
>all i can hear is mopeds beeping and cars honking and bicicyles clanking outside my apartment
>open the window to shout at them to shut the bloody hell up but the smog from outside makes me cough
>cough and trip back over nan bread loaf

>>85434683
How do you know Ellaria and Tyene won't escape?
>>85434690
At this point you should know better, autismo.

>>85434656
Do you think any of them are self aware? When you see any male on screen get hurt and cheer vs any woman on screen getting hurt making you cry. Do you think they have any thoughts at all about this?

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>>85434683
read the highgarden segment

>>85434659
TWOW preview chapters.

Ok, why the fuck would Dany not know about grammatical gender of High Valyrian if it's her mother tongue? What kind of bullshit writing was that?

>>85434696
>arya posed as Walder Frey for 2 weeks and had no idea Jon was king up north
Logic wasn't meant to be in this show, it's a woman power fantasy.

>>85434696
varys is more of an advisor now, his network of spies in westeros broke down the moment he left KL, he needs to rebuild once they get some semblance of stability back

>>85433965
absolute ledge

>>85434661
>tries to start shit with jon
>Jon is able to subdue her dragons because muh targ blood
>she has a fucking shit fit knowing she's not special anymore
>gets news that her fleet got cucked by Chadron
>has a tantrum for the rest of the season
>still never invades

>>85434735
It's exposition son.
Badly done exposition

>>85434643
He does nothing thats why he's boring. He needs to meet up with jaime and cersei again to be interesting.

>>85434551
grey worm

>>85434391
yes. he can only die if it is removed. and no one can remove it with normal hands.

>>85434705
>Tyene won't escape?
SALTED

>>85434735
the biggest kind of bullshit

In the books, the prophecy refers to a dragon, a dragon has no gender so it could be male or female. In the show its the prince is a mistranslation from a gender neutral language.

>>85434752
jamey said he'll kill him though

>>85434709
I think it was more because the snakes were snarky powerful brown girls who could take on anyone, then they all got cucked by white pirate guy out of nowhere.

>>85434420
There was one naval battle in france but its not that spectacular

>>85434704
Fuck india. They don't even have the real version of GoT over there.

>>85434718
>grey worm still has his "pillar"
Are Dabid for real?

So what's this shit I hear about a short season? We're not getting 10 eps?

>>85434718
ayy the big crossbow works lmao

fuck dany

give me stannis

>nobody gives a fuck that Cersei blew up the sept
>nobody gives a fuck that that battle of the bastards happened and 9000 northeners were killed
>nobody gives a fuck about wildlings and white walkers
>nobody gives a fuck that Jon Snow, former lord commander of the nights watch, was literally ressurected from the dead and is now literall God and The King in The North
>nobody gives a fuck that Daenerys is coming to Westeros with 100 000 soldiers and 3 dragons
great show D&D

>>85434420
>vikings
Don't bother. Vikings is even worse in some regards. GoT is the real coca cola and vikings is that shitty brand left out in the sun for 2 days.

>>85434291
It's not his whole body thought that's affected
>>85434755
So how will Jaime hold him still to perform surgery
And what was he before a nightwalker

>>85434807
this season is about taking down cersei
next is white walkers

they didn't have enough to do both in 1 season

>>85434480
>Serving Danny

>>85434223
HAHAHA these brownies don't even get uncensored got over there. No boobies, no swearing, name changes, what is the fookin point?

I legitimately find Yara the most attractive woman on the show

>>85434223
>poo on couch

what did they mean by this

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>>85434831
cersei lives, though

her next plan is to make everyone waste troops on the walkers before she backstabs them all

>>85434819
they may have gone too far in some places

>>85434819
Considering how long it takes for news to travel and how easily runor can influence news, I'm sure most people just assume snows death was exaggerated

>>85434826
>It's not his whole body thought that's affected
his scales go bellow his belly and we didn't see where it stopped

he had a scaly dick that will have to be flayed

>>85434593
so nobody could see "le plot twist jon is targaryen you just got bamboozled" coming

If you're going to discuss the leaks then use spoilers you cunts.

>>85434826
like 70% of his torso had it

if anything the highly infected parts are easy, its the parts where they are just starting to turn that would be hellish to remove, how far beyond the infection do you cut to make certain it won't return after treatment?

jorah might just die from blood loss or shock during this point in the treatment

>>85434053
I'm trying to talk about Americans you fucking shitcunt shutup, shut up SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP

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>>85434460

>>85434877
>Considering how long it takes for news to travel
even hotpie knows Cersei blew up the sept

hotpie is a commoner and a literal nobody

>>85434857
>Ellaria and yara
>there's about to be an invasion...

god that part was so hot

>there will be no big plot wist
>D&D will make a fairy tail ending
And this is why the books will be superior, if they ever come out

When will the useless fat piece of lard finally finish winds of winter

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>>85434683
Cersei wakes up in a blood-soaked bed and discovers that she miscarried
loss edit when?

>>85434704
>mr davos
Fucking lol, spot on.
Also Indian people try very hard to have what they assume is the 'proper', American reaction to the show. When asked they will always tell you that Danaerys is 'badass'

>>85434889
but in the books jon looks like a stark so no one would see that coming anyways
>>85434946
>he unironically thinks the books are coming out
oh, sweet summer child

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>>85433711
The first 2 times I read the books I didn't get his name and thought it was pronounced dam-fare instead of damp-hair.

>>85434946
never
best you can hope for is an unfinished works that contradicts itself and doesn't end after he dies from heart disease

Littlefinger
Season 1
>Kill Jon Arryn, to betray Ned and Robert
Season 3
>Kill Joffrey to Ally with the Tyrells and become king of westeros

Season 7
>Hurrr Jon, I'm gonna kill you and marry your sister

>>85434689
People who think in terms of "bants" don't matter, anon. In a better world not one of you would survive the camps.

>>85434826
jaimes golden hand will turn into a working hand via magic and it's obvious it will be a magical hand engulfed in magical flames.

there is an order within the red religion institution called the order of the fiery hand and you have jojen staring at his hand and asked how will we know the end? and he replies that we'll know while staring at his hand engulfed in fire.

you also have arthur dayne dual wielding which doesn't happen in the books and as jaime says it himself he wanted to be the sword of the morning but instead he became the smiling knight. it's clear he wants to be arthur.

his story has other arthurian influences as well as tyr from norse mythology.

tyr is the one handed champion who loses his hand when he binds the winged wolf fenrir to a cave who only gets released during ragnarok ( the long night ) the two die killing eachother.

arthurian influences you have a shady conception story ( uther glamoured himself to sleep with his enemies wife )
arthur sired an evil child by sleeping with his sister and has a love triangle between arthur, the queen and lancelot.
with jaime it's jaime, the queen and lancel.

but yea jaime will eventually duel wield and gain a magical hand engulfed in flame. you have the order of the fiery hand, jojen talking about the end while staring at his hand engulfed in flames, you have arthur who jaime wants to be duel wielding and you have victarion who gains a magical volcano hand through fire magic.

>>85434946
He's looking for his successor

>>85434718
>no ep 3 pic
Dumbass

>>85434911
Just cuz hotpie knows doesn't mean it didn't take the news a fair bit to reach him

The amount of time passing isn't always clear, but it's not like he found out instantly. Besides, the sept exploding is pretty easy to prove. Jon Snows death is not, and most people don't give 2 thoughts about what happens up on the wall anyways, cuz it's cold, remote, doesn't really affect them, and is manned by criminals. If it was reported the commander of the knights watch was resurrected, people would just assume some stupid criminals were lying.

>>85434819
>Nobody gives a fuck about the Iron Bank anymore
>Everyone works for free
>After months of travel by boat and landing on a deserted island, Danaerys still doesn't have any trouble feeding a 100K army + horses

>>85434911
Hot Pie lives in an inn on the kingsroad crossroads, so probably gets the news quicker than anyone without a raven

>>85434983

This post makes me miss Lost so much.

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One thing I don't understand

If Muslims like blowing themselves up and killing people so much why haven't they shown up at the GoT reactions at the Burlington Bar?

I don't think there is any other group of people more deserving of the flames.

>>85434911
It's an inn, they'd get a fuckton of travellers in and out everyday.

>>85434709
it's just a form of virtue signalling, like when that guy gets his brains beat out in the walking dead, there's a video of these girls in hysterics but they're clearly hamming it up, same with those people who watch GOT at that bar, I bet the miss half the show trying to look the best at reacting

>>85435018
she has that sweet slavers bay supply train

What do people think of Randall Tarly? Who is he gonna betray? Olenna or Cersei?

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So we're just going to ignore the fact that she has been amassing an army for years to take Iron Throne, has finally sailed to Westeros and she doesn't even know who the Starks are or who Jon Snow is?

How does she not already know the basic politics of Westeros without having Tyrion tell her every time somebody mentions a major house.

>Series begins with a baratheon on the throne after deposing a mad targ.
>Never seen Stannis die.

Stannis confirmed killing mad Dany and ruling at the end.

>>85435042
He's already on the bad side after threatening his trueborn son with murder, so he's gonna fight for the bad side, Cersei

>>85434983
jaime will die putting down the knight king and in doing so putting down the army of the dead. the most hated man will be revered as the man who saved the world. so he'll get to have a descent tale to be told about him in the book of brothers which as we've seen his page is pretty empty.

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Leaked pic of season finale

>>85434718
Noooooo not Dickon

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>>85434998
Tyrion and Varys don't question if they are backing the right heir to the throne in episode 3.

Have episode 5 instead :^)

>>85435062
Fair point, you could see how much he hated the "foreign invaders" when Jaime brought it up

>>85435056
Not to mention she just gets a castle for free, not even a soul there. No beggar seeking shelter, nothing.

>>85435056
The costume design is usually top notch, why the fuck is everyone wearing black coats this season?

>>85434983
>jaimes golden hand will turn into a working hand via magic and it's obvious it will be a magical hand engulfed in magical flames.

I really don't give this any credence although you certainly fought your corner well. I imagine the poor bastard fighting with his off hand rather less well than Maedhros, getting killed* and being happy to die because for once it was in a cause he'd no reason to be ashamed of.

*Very possibly in self-sacrifice

>>85435042
We already know he gets burned alive in episode 4 by Daenerys. Making Tyrion doubt his loyalty to her.

>>85434981
We both know that bants-dispensing lads will outlast you neets when the world collapses

>>85435069
You are pretty slow, they already leaked the whole finale scene, Night King awakening (before season 1) included
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCr7y4SLhck

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Who is the most beautiful girl now, when the queen of beauty is dead?

>>85434013
>copying the first half of your post from wiki

>>85435139
Not shaky and low quality enough

>>85435091
Yea that bothered me too. A giant, empty castle and nobody in sight to claim it or squat in it. Is the island supposed to be abandoned?

>>85435073
RickonxDickonfags BTFO

>>85435042
which randyll tarly? the one in the novels attracts the most dipshittish fans on /tv/ while the one in the tv series is an eyeroll-inducing caricature. hard to say what's worse.

>>85435100
Because it's all bleak and shit, clearly

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post yfw Dany goes insane

Imagine the tears from all the sjw'ers

>>85433821
>Jon

>>85435056
dude, turn your brain off lmao

you're watching a show priding itself for its masterful plot, why don't you ignore everything that doesn't make any sense?

mfw Samwell Tarly ends up Lord of Highgarden
mfw no face

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>>85435148
Same person it was before.

>>85435151
no shit sherlock that was my intention

>>85435131
The false dilemmas to which creatures like you resort so they can entertain fantasies of themselves as "lads" are a large part of why you won't long survive the entropy.

>>85435187
He can't inherit though, he's with the NW. Unless Jon releases him of his vows.

>>85435139
Without their master's influence, the reckless wights will be an even greater threat!
There must always be...a Night King!

>>85435091
Dragonstone is thought to be fucking cursed, people are aware that dany was sailing to westeros and that would be the first place she would go. I'm surprised we didn't see some sort of resistance, she had a pretty clean entry. Would've been cool to see a lannister fleet get absolutely BTFO by Dany then have Euron join after.

>>85435178
She won't. D&D are going for the standard happy ending.

>>85435187
Y'know, I always imagined Dickon growing up to be a better man than Randyll and taking a friendly attitude to his brother. Not that I'm well placed to prove it but then he's only eight (?) years old.

>>85434834
only to backstab her when she inevitably goes full retard

I was legitimately concernded for my man Varys in this episode

>"blind loyalty"

>"as long as I have my eyes I use them"

>"If you demand blind allegiance, I respect your wishes"

very surprised that he finished the episode with both of his eyeballs in their place

>>85435212
When the wall falls, all the Night's Watch watches ends

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>>85435178
Yeah, that's the best thing that could happen to her character. Her entire storyline has been a mess since Drogo died so it's only natural that she becomes messed in the head and a Mad Queen

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>>85435217
>Jon's face when

>>85433564
Fuck House Tallhart.

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>>85435197
Rosabell is a cute! CUTE!

>>85433934
We've had this character like a billion times already. He's plain fucking boring.

>b-but he kill sneks
Yeah, edgy and 'evil', I know. Still - boring.

>>85435217
lel

>>85435104
>fighting with his off hand rather less well than Maedhros

I expect a storm of abuse for saying so but I don't know what this means.

>>85434877
>Considering how long it takes for news to travel
Consider for a second how long it took Arya to get from Bravos to Walder Frey's castle. The sense of time in this series is all out of whack. They're rushing shit just to get it over with.

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>>85435283

>>85435091
would've been awesome if they found patchface last episode dancing around and singing to himself. when questioned he just sings in prophecy and they make him real creepy and corpse looking. they also have a conversation about how the halfwit was able to survive alone all this time etc

>>85435312
nymeria was so fucking underrated
fuck D&D

>>85434718
>Grey Worm still has his pillar

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

seriously, such a contrivance. not that that subplot is interesting whatsoever, but actually have some authorial integrity to write something using the setting you're given

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Hottest scene since Season 1 Episode 1

Big Cock Euron > magical edgelord Euron

>>85435308
lord of the rings

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>>85435312
>le whip lady

>>85435397
>2 ugly bitches making out
What scene did you watch because we clearly weren't watching the same show.

>>85435362
Nah she wasn't
Stop fetishizing a race you bigot

>>85434683
>>85435077
>>85434864
>>85434718

maaan imagine rolling up to that bar where they all the sjw's watch the show and just reading this shit aloud

>>85435486
>implying they would believe it

>>85435429
This, absolutely disgusting.

REACTION FROM THE NORMIES WHEN? I NEED TO FAP TO RANA

>>85435497
they'd believe it pretty quickly as it starts happening onscreen

>>85434655
>giving a shit about dykes
nu-male fag detected

>>85435497
This, you'd be called a troll and they'd try to have you removed.

>>85435486
Better than read it out loud and get beaten up by a bunch of antifas. People should print the leaks and put them around the city and the bar.

Someone will try to remove it and keep the page to corroborate if its true, right?

>>85434034
Yes my LGG2 had one, one of the few recent phones to still have it and likely the phone OPs mate was using. God that thing was a beast

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>>85435362
She was cute.

>>85434595
I WANT TO PUNCH THAT FUCKING FACE WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>85435486
An adult made this post.

>>85434595
>that foreshadowing with Olenya telling her to ignore her council
Are you guys really that bad at understanding the purpose and intonation of scenes? It's not like GoT is deep.

That scene with Olenya was to to suggest Danny will not go with that plan, which was about to fail anyway because of Euron. She's going to go to KL with her dragons and army.

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>>85435283
CUUUUUTE

>leaks have Dany not going mad, going to rescue Jon and even making peace to save the realm
>HURRR DURRR MAD QUEEN

WEW LADS

>>85435560
>Better than read it out loud and get beaten up by a bunch of antifas.

You're a fucking idiot.

>>85435397
That's not Missandei taking off her clothes, and not Season 5 Episode 7

>>85435595
Are you sure?

>>85433821
The hound
Tormund
Podrick
Euron
Breinne sometimes
The mountain for CLEGANEBOWL
Bron

Off the top of my head, occasionally Jorah is cool but he loses points for being a massive whiteknighting cuck grandpa

>>85435560
Cringe.

>>85434514
>85434551
God the Unsullied armor is fucking ass

>>85435595
physical age =/= mental age

>>85435656
I had forgotten about Bronn and Podrick, they are likeable too

>>85435623
looks like someone got triggered

>>85435723
No.

>>85435739
>less than a minute reply
triggered much?

>>85435552
I said I want the dykes dead you fucking numale

>>85435525
FUCKING THIS

>>85435289
Killing off the sneks is hardly evil - they were nasty little things. As far as the edgy goes, everyone kills people in this - he's just another character on that front.

>>85435752
Not my post, fella.

>Shall we begin?

Jon + Dany is the best relationship of the show, come at me, filthy fedora wearing contrarian faggots

>>85435772
>yet another one
suuure

Only seven episodes this season?

>>85435752
Hang on, do you sit there waiting for a certain amount of time to pass before you post?

>>85434718
>bronn downs a dragon with his l'epic skillshot abilities

ugh

>>85435791
bridge season

>>85435765
>just another character
>Implying he's not a real American hero

>>85435772
Why would you have replied then?

>>85435793
do you?

>>85435826
>>85435826
>>85435826
>>85435826
new

>>85435824
No, cos I'm not a retard.

>>85435791
>Shows in the 90s had 24 episodes per season, now these fuckers can't even manage 10
Casuals

>>85434800
What the fuck are they referring to as a pillar?

>>85433757
I'm afraid that something like that might actually happen
>There must always be a Night king

>>85435752
>less than a minute reply
Which means it was someone else, retard

>>85435845
then why are you waiting for the timer to run out to reply to me?

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new bread
>>85435831
85435831
85435831

>>85435762
>I said I want the dykes dead you fucking numale
See, you give a shit and are triggered by some completely irrelevant, boring dykes. Walkers? No m-muh dykes waahhhaa. You are just as fucking cringy as the normie fags that need punishment of the 'bad males' more than advancing the actual plot.

new
>>85435831
>>85435831

>>85435863
Idiot, the point was that he was waiting for someone to reply to him, because he is fucking triggered and angry and can't wait to engage in a shitfling contest. Get a brain.