where does /tv/ sit in the theatre?

I have prostate issues which fucking sucks since I'm only 22 so I always sit on aisle seats in case I have to jet.

I don't go out

the singles area

I stand

>>85432159
7th row close to the middle

>>85432159
Manlet pit behind the bulletproof glass

>>85432159
Ampitheatre class, second balcony so my falcon has room to breathe

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In the back usually at late night during the week showings so I can pee, shit and smear my boogers on the seats without anyone bothering me.

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I try to sit away from groups of people. I am not good in crowds also I don't want to be amongst the obvious choice of getting shot targets.

Sucks when people sit next to me, I have to make excuses to strangers on why I am moving seats or rows away.

as close to the exact center as possible

unless you're a normie and you only came to get a bj from your girl in which case back row

>>85432159
wherever these's space for the big group of firiends i go with

>>85432159
I've never been in a theatre before because I'm a virgin. I've tried covering myself in semen to try and fool the guards into thinking I'm gay but then they inspected my butthole and found it intact. How do you get around the virgin detectors /tv/?
Oh and I would sit in the first row.

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back so i can watch people have sex and get blowjobs/handjobs

Then after the movie is over i wait till everyone leaves to sniff their seat and lick the leftover cum on the seat

as close to the emergency shooting escape door as possible

On my couch at home. Haven't seen a good flick in the theatres my whole life.