A story

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>be me
>8 or 9 years old
>love the outdoors
>play outside all day
>been wanting a treehouse more than anything
>dad finally installs one for my birthday
>fuckyes.jpg
>mom wants to see inside of treehouse
>mom also 39 weeks pregnant
>she insists she wants to see inside of treehouse
>ohno.gif
>dad eventually lets her
>everyone helps mom into treehouse
>everyone makes it safely
>couple of minutes later mom gets really heavy contractions
>goes into labor
>dad is flipping shit
->should have never fucking agreed to this"
>no way to get her down now
>fuck
>dad calls hospital
>they tell him what to do
>run household items up to dad
>luckily no complications
>eventually mom gives birth
>parents told everyone it was going to be a girl
>never went to the doctor to actually check gender
>just believed it would be a girl
>it's a boy
>wtf.png
>everyone is speechless
>dad finally breaks the silence
>"it's tree son, then."