>lets go to the theater, anon

gonna pull a hard frown through the entirety of whatever flick I see next

>>85431469
kek

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Stop watching Disney flíques

>>85431309
What the fuck is this real? Tons of people react and have emotions without physically showing it

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If they combined this technology with IQ testing of all the cinema attendees before they viewed the movie, could they end up with the formula for kino?

>>85431535
I doubt that number is anywhere near the amount of people who aren't autistic.

>>85431309
>go to kinotorium
>fail to smile and clap when the most epic part of the movie happens
>get sent to jail without refund

>>85431549
Go one step further: use the analytics of the browsing history that the cinema website has recorded to make a profile of each person, then weight each seat by a propensity to appreciate kino score, that way they won't even be aware of the effect

So if you have a reddit cookie on your computer you get a -10 score, but if you have a blacked.com cookie on your computer you get a +20 score

>>85431535
>what are microexpressions

>>85431549
People with a high IQ don't have a patrician taste in movies.

There are people at NASA who list The Big Bang Theory as their favorite TV show.

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>>85431309
It's going to be amazing.

We will actually live long enough to see the death of film as an artform.

>>85431309
Imagine someone taking that technology to make the most kino film out there.
Detecting shock and awe or goosegumps (aka kinoskin) in the audience.

>>85431549

what if they ask to place pns sensors on you before hand, and see real time data based on whos on screen?

>>85431628

>blacked

you mean cunny

>>85431983
>implying it isn't already embedded into your chair and armrests

>>85431750
>art
Mean "random"?

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>>85431309
Ah yes, this will finally solve the issue of Disney films feeling like they were clinically designed by teams of detached, lab coated, market research technicians in order to stimulate precise emotional responses.

>>85432010

can they tell when you reposition to hide your pns during certain scenes?

like during Logan

>>85431631
fake

>>85431750
film has been dead as an artform the entire time you've been alive