/got/ general

What this about a volcano arm? Is that some retarded anime thing?

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FIRST FOR THE TRUE KING

>>85426133
Was anyone else really disappointed by Shae? She's supposed to be this nubile exotic 18 year old in the books, and in the show she's this 30 year old thick accented harpy who bitches at Tyrion alllll the time. She's not even that hot.

>>85426202
Yeah

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cast him

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What's his name?

Azor Jon is the main character of ASOIAF

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Queen of Love and Beauty

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First for best girl

>>85426219
It was weird how they tried to make it seem like they actually loved each other but then they still went with her lying during the trial and fucking Tywin. Really bizarre stuff, felt like a mistake.

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Miss me yet?

>>85426251
Everyday.

Top tits:

1. Tyene
2. Melisandre
3. Missendei
4. Fake Sansa
5. Ros

Fact.

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>scary king of frosty undead
>have noodle arms

Defend this.

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>>85426219
book shae

>>85426219
my daddy who likes chinese chicks thought she was hot.

>>85426224

Tyrone

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>>85426237
tyene is love. tyene is life.

>>85426224
Kid Bengala

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>>85426269

>>85426235
Why is this random side actress so damn titted

Like Margaery Tyrell had the most disappointing tits on the planet and this horsefaced bitch is rocking those things? Crazy

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>>85426237
>>85426280
Short or long hair, she is the best

>>85426251
I think Robert proved that the best ruler is a figurehead who doesn't give a shit, but that the people love.

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Hello. I will die at the end of the season when Sansa executes me in an anticlimactic way.

"i want to see you (?). please... (nice gash)...

>>85426219
this is like the case for most female characters on the show that appear for more than a couple of episodes

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>>85426237
Sorry darlin but you ain't first

>>85426223
gerold dayne

>>85426223

Dawnstar

>>85426266
6. Waif (secretly)
7. Myranda
8. Doreah
9. Talisa
10. Ygritte

>>85426224
>euron sails off to recruit the golden company in season 8
>has scene where this black slave trader tries to capture him
>gets wrecked by eurons ship

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>>85426187
Um, no sweetie. Here's the correct order

>>85426224
Kanye Westerosi

>>85426295
always long hair unless you're a fag

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>>85426328

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>>85426237
First to enter her with my BIG COCK

>>85426300
He needs one moment on the throne before it is taken away from him.

>>85426266
ramsay girl and doreah need to be on that list. otherwise its correct.

>>85426215
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US

>>85426251
>king manlet baratheon

nope

>>85426244
It was straight forward anon. They did love each other, shae felt betrayed by tyrion because he needed to send her away for her safety but she didn't understand that, plus him being married to sansa didn't help, so for her to get her own back she fucked his dad. It's not bizare at all, shit like this happens all the time.

>>85426350
>>85426320

>GoT General: This whole season is going to be about empowered women, isn't it?
>Euron: Hold my beer

>>85426266
go to >>85426259
but agreed, fake Sansa should be right behind Missandei

>>85426223
Ser Mandon Moore

>>85426300
>sansa
read the leaks dude. Thats not how he dies.

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>>85426295
>>85426280
>>85426266
she truly is the most beautiful woman in planetos lads

When is the Dany shitting scene?

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>>85426286
That's Britbong genetics for ya.

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>>85426320
>6. Waif (secretly)
I wish she'd gotten them out on GOT, just for the surprise of the viewers

>>85426366
simply ebin :)

>>85426276
is your mom chinese?

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

Can someone please tell me if Bran had screen time this season so far?
I can only watch the show hammered, it's such fucking garbage, but seeing him dragged to the Wall would be funny.

>>85426416
2 minutes

>>85426203

was it ever explained why fake sansa's boobs look completely different when she was onstage vs offstage?

>>85426341
need 3rd party to determine if cock is truly big

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>>85426409

>>85426339
Fuck off tourist.

>>85426427
nope

>>85426202

It's magic bro. It's like trying to explain warging or The Others or giants.

>>85426249
>both polls are 'how would you rate episode 1'
You had one job and you fucked it up already. Shame. Fucking idiot.

>>85426416
we had a 15 second montage of him outside the wall and talking to some guards.

He won't show up until episode 5

>>85426219
>She's not even that hot.
hm, I watched her get fucked in the ass in some German porn and I disagree, even pre-nosejob

>that feel when sand snakes

Where were you when boner was kill?

>>85426403
YUM

>>85426266
1. Tyenne
2. Myranda
3. Doreah
4. Missandei
5. Fake Sansa
6. Talisa
7. Waif
8. Shae
9. Melisandre

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>>85426322
will yung Griff be with the golden company?

Euron os going to get killed by Yara or Dany in an epic woman power moment. There's a reason his fight scene was so dramatic and over the top macho.

>>85426460
They didn't kill the hot one

>>85426403
LOL. same rank of midget daenerys.

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>>85426223

>What do you do?
>...
>...
>I am of the night.

>>85426460
>that almost lesbian scene

i crie

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>>85426416
hes had 1 line so far and its a travesty

>>85426361
>not only did she fuck his dad, but she lied at his trial to get him killed
lol what a legendary romance

>>85426403
>waif and missandei in scene together
I must know this film

Anyone got screen caps of /got/ after Eurons WWE entrance and fan service?

>>85426471
I can already hear the one-liner coming

>>85426452
Nice catch. I had copy and paste the image from the left because strawpoll reorders the votes by the number of votes cast. It wasn't like this a few months ago. The actual poll did say episode 2.

>>85426471
Implying he won't die by grabbing a load of explosives, leaping from a tower directly down Drogon's throat, the dragon then explodes in the sky in a gigantic blast.
On the wind there echos a distant whisper of "biiiig cooooock"

how many lbs did hotpie gain?

>>85426466
>waif
the ugly girl with Arya? did I forget a nude scene?

>>85426471
He should actually be killed by Theon, but yeah he will probably get cucked again and a woman will kill him.

>Can they swim
>No
>Screw you guys I'm going home

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>>85426471
>>85426508
End me. I can't take it anymore.

>>85426223
>>85426496
make him the 13th commander of the night's watch.

>What do you do?
>...
>...
>I am of the night.

>>85426468
they'll include him specifically so he can travel to dragonstone and bend the knee to the princess that was promised

>>85426550
>>85426403

>>85426543
Do the pies make it to the customers?

>>85426466
>Melly that low

>>85426187
>>85426251
Would you ever imagine Robby Varty ever yelling out "YABA DAB DOOO!!!" ?

>>85426426
>>85426453
I know I'm asking for a lot but can I get a timestamp? I'm assuming it's episode 1 but I am not rewatching Caloreesi walking up some stairs for 3 minutes.
Is this the worst season of television ever? (aside from Euron, whose character embraced how horrid the show is)?

What if Arya/Arry had a nude scene?

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>>85426530
If only, if only...

>>85426483
...what?

>>85426584
I'd vomit

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>>85426269
He's the Ice King and'll be voiced by Tom Kenny.

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>actually, that translation isn't right
>it should be prince or princess
Oh, they just had to ensure Mary Sue the dragon bitch could also be part of some ancient prophecy too. Fuck this show so much.

>>85425594
>Euron being an obedient husband while his wife fucks her brother
How is he not a cuck again?

>>85426573
I thought it was right at the beginning since it was such a low-energy scene, might be wrong though. Wait for the other guy to bring you a timestamp.

I watch it live on HBO, and I ain't watching such faggotry again.

>>85426564
Wow those are actually nice, and pretty big.

>>85426584
they wont do it. for the same reason as why sansa won't have a nude scene.

despite the actors being 18, the show writers don't want any of the child characters to be nude as the fucking pleb audiences wouldn't like it. Hence the reason why they made dany a full grown adult in the show.

>>85426427
lizard men

>>85426568
That small nipple on the huge tit looks a bit funny. But yeah, I could take her a place or two up I guess

>>85426584
She'd probably look good. She has a nice body.

>Cersei killing bad pussy with poison and leaving mamasnek to starve
>Not having Zombie Mountain rape her, kill her and murder her child

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>>85426615
This was the moment I was done with this shitshow.

>>85426297
Robert had half of ruling down pat, but Best Rulers™ are ones that arrange for a system which follows their demise that sustains the good times. Robert dropped the ball there hard.

>erm actually khaleesi I think your translation might be off. You see in ancient valerian there was no patriarchy.

>>85426615
It's literally in the books

>>85426607
>Got has Adventure Time fags
Got was a mistake

>>85426640
The ridiculous part is Tyene's actress is younger than Sansa's and the same age as Arya's

>>85426667
t. bookfag.

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If I only started watching after season 3 because everyone I know in real life was talking about the red wedding and how good the show is should I go back and watch the first few seasons?

>>85426663
I mean he did, he made Ned the Protector of the Realm. Not his fault Ned royally (lol) fucked it all up after he passed

>>85426667
GRRM is literally a fat faggot.

>>85426658
His cock is probably rotten and fell off by this point, but hey, no excuses, he can use his sword or fist or something.

>implying you wouldn't jump

>>85426667
its not literally in the books you spergish cuck

but yes, the message is metaphorically in the books too. Remember that GRRM is a known feminist and liberal

>>85426683
doesn't matter since in the show, best girl is older than sansa and arya.

plebians m8.

>>85426685
>explains how something is canon and not just made up bullshit to appeal to fans
>hurr durr i bet you read the books

kys

>>85426688
yes you fucking moron

>>85426692
he's fat and dying, but i doubt he's a dicksucker/bottom

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>>85426666
Aegon and his two sister wives sent hello

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>>85426403
Waif is cute, damn it, and I won't hear otherwise

>>85426694
>he can use his sword or fist or something
>his fist

Pls do not remind me about Brazilian Porn.

>>85426694
If his undead arms are still strong then so is his undead cock.

>>85426513
Now we don't trust these, could be edited. try again s8.

>According to Maester Aemon, the word used to describe the prince in the prophecy was a gender-neutral word. While all assumed that the prince must be male, Aemon recently came to believe the prophecy could point to a female as well

Have you morons read the books? There's plenty of shit to complain about this season, like dany finding completely abandoned fortresses to conveniently take over. The translation of PWWP is not one of the complaint worthy things, since that shit is straight out of the books.

>>85426667
It's subtle and only implied though, not just hamfisted in your asses

>>85426694
>Implying Qyburn didn't...enhance him
>With help from the finest blacksmiths

>>85426530
Incredible.

>>85426471
Odds are he's gonna get cucked to contrast the display he just put on, yeah, but I think spoilers said he just pussies out and runs back to the Iron Islands after seeing that wights are real so he'll be of no use to Cersei or Westeros in general. I actually find that pretty fitting because he's a vicious badass that revels in frightening his foes in chaotic sea battles, but wights won't be afraid of him. In a landlocked battle against wights with none of his usual advantages, he's nobody but some asshole with an axe, it's kind of been the curse of the ironborn in general. It would actually be pretty smart and self-aware of him to recognize that, but I doubt anyone—in-universe, or viewers—will take it easy on him for that. What happens after that remains to be seen, but probably won't be until season 8 if at all.

Remove Theon

>the irony of jon snow saying you don't belong down here

>>85426759
your "quote" is literally fake, kill yourself.

>>85426759

>read the books
No I have a life you fucking weeb

>>85426783
's dick

>>85426759
YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS KWEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

>>85426791
he still has stark blood in him.

>>85426803
Yet here you are on /tv/ in the early morning.

>>85426759
That sounds twelve thousand times better than what we got in the show

>>85426759
The scene is so utterly cringey though.
>Books: Aegon (a learned Maester) discovers something people have been overlooking for centuries, that dragons are genderless, and connects it to Daenerys via the prophecy

>Show: erm ackshully khaleesi in this language (the one ur fluent in) we don't gender nouns LOL
>this please me

>>85426758
the episodes are actually all 10/10s lol

>>85426403
>>85426730
Nice eyes, nice tits, cute face, and nice feet, I approve

The Red Wedding is the only event I haven't been able to rewatch. I've looped Oberyn's death dozens of times, watched Shireen burn more times than I can count, and I ate food without blinking while watching the Sam shit/greyscale montage but I just can't see Robb's pregnant nurse gf being stabbed in her belly numerous times, Robb watching it and being shot down by arrows, and Catelyn's reaction.

I saw a trailer today and heard Catelyn scream again and it threw me off because it didn't compare to anything else used in the trailers. First 3 seasons were GOAT desu.

>>85426807
No, that's already done. Just have to handle the other 99.9% now.

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>GENDER NEUTRAL AZOR AHAI
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>There is people that has been following this story for DECADES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>85426839
His metaphorical dick

>>85426380

So literally nothing happens the season?

Wow that's boring.

>>85426215
Pure Kinometography

>>85426855
Pretty sure that was removed even before he lost his physical dick.

>>85426829
TIL dragons are transgender

>>85426691
Then he chose unwisely.

Granted, it was not easy for him to have chosen wisely when your own queen is already on a murder spree behind your back.

>>85426779
He's not pussying out he's getting an army for Cersei

>>85426856
why do you think they reduced the episode number to 7? Because much happened? lmao, its a bridge season for the finale

Remember when it felt like Littlefinger was in charge from behind the scenes?

Or Varys?

Or when there was mystery and suspense regarding the White Walkers?

Or when you could realistically believe the show might end in something else other than the most obvious way imaginable?

Was anyone else expecting Qyburn to pull some reanimated skeletal dragon shit when he brought Cersei down to the basement?

I suppose the ballista is a nice touch, Joff used a crossbow and his mother will use a giant version. It rhymes.

>>85426852
Its almost worth it that the show became such garbage just to see obnoxious /pol/tards get triggered by stuff from the books.

>>85426869
His spiritual dick.

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>>85426838
this, there's no bigger pain than losing your parents, the woman you love and your child for a man. women will never understand this feel.

>>85426852
that shit is literally in the books you mongoloid. You're just looking for any excuse to say that GOT is shoving left wing propaganda down our throats.

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>>85426403
moving

>>85426889
>Was anyone else expecting Qyburn to pull some reanimated skeletal dragon shit when he brought Cersei down to the basement?
No, I'm not a fucking retard, showfaggot.

NO ONE'S SLICK AS EURON
NO ONE'S QUICK AS EURON
NO ONE'S COCK IS AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS EURON'S

YOU CAN ASK ANY MEL, TYENE OR CERSEI
AND THEY'LL TELL YOU WHOSE DICK THEY'D RATHER SIT ON

NO ONE'S BIG LIKE EURON
A KING PIN LIKE EURON

NO ONE FIGHTS LIKE EURON
NO ONE SAILS LIKE EURON
IN A NAVAL FIGHT NO ONE AMBUSHES LIKE EURON

WHEN I WAS A LAD I PRAYED TO EIGHT OR SO GODS EVERY MORNING TO HELP ON MY BOD
AND NOW THAT I'M GROWN I PRAY TO FIVE DOZEN GODS SO I'VE ROUGHLY THE STRENGTH OF A GOD

NO ONE SHOOTS LIKE EURON
FUCKS THOSE BEAUTS LIKE EURON

I USE SNAKES IN ALL OF MY DECORATING

MY WHAT A GUY, EURON!

the nymeria scene made my eyes water

>that's not you

>>85426910
Why is she scabby

>>85426852
I sincerely hope the GENDER NEUTRAL term was mentioned so Kelly C gets ahead of herself somehow and fucks up and Jon steps in to prove he's the real Azor Ahai

>>85426759
No shit Sherlock. That doesn't change the fact that they shoehorned this into the show when they could have not even brought it up.

>>85426925
it's dirt

>>85426940
Ew

>>85426928
Kelly Clarkson?

>>85426918
the nymeria scene made me yawn

>>85426928
>Dany: No, I'M THE AZOR AHAI
>*gets BTFO by Ice King*
>Jon: git gud

>>85426935
>distinction central to the main mystery of the books
>better not show it

>>85426187
correction: as of Season 7 episode 2, Varys controls Olenna who controls Dany.

Varys leaked the info about yara and the muslim cunts to Euron/Cersei. Olenna is peer pressuring Dany into an assault that she can't win.

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>>85426913
>mein kekles
bravo

>>85426925
>>85426940
it's peanut butter

>>85426910
She has some fat tits. Why did they not show them on GOT?

>>85426759
Aemon only says this because the dumb faggot wanted to see a targ on the throne again. He's lived in regret for turning down his chance like a pussy

>>85426918
From laughter or what?

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>>85426187

>>85426631
Much like based Bobby B, he couldn't give a fuck about the marriage. Even less so since he doesn't need kids, Euron IS the Drowned God so will live and rule over Westeros with an iron but fair fist.

>>85426894
I'm not sure that's real.

>>85426969
>muslim cunts

reeeeeeeeee. they're refugees

>>85426969
>Varys leaked the info
would be awesome, but not happening. The characters just don't play the thronish game anymore, they are one dimensional

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>>85426998
Euron King! Euron King!

>>85427003
The Lord of Light guides it

>>85426836
>feet


....proof

>>85426973
Do you think peanut butter exists in Westeros? If you put some on a private area would a direwolf lick it?

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>>85426328

is 7 episodes too short for this season?

>>85426380
hope this is fake, holy shit is this boring

so does dorne have any leaders left? seems like the writers are going to kill off the dorne support by just saying something shitty like, "oh, since they no longer have those unofficial leaders anymore, those tens of thousands of soldiers they have won't fight anymore."

>>85426998
Robert was literally the biggest cuck in westeros

>>85427057
Yes. You can tell things are rushed already.

>>85426658

why haven't they started producing zombies on an industrial scale? they just created one zombie and that's it.
I guess Arya won't ever use shapeshifting again either.

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> ywn kiss her feet while she rules the North

Why live?

>>85427064
>confirmed truth of a weekly basis
>hope its fake
Anon, I...

Why the fuck am I so attracted to Cersei in both book and show lads?

>>85427064
Its not, what the fuck is wrong with you newfags?

>>85427071
Robert didn't care about fucking Cersei. He literally called her a dead girl's name on their wedding night

>white walkers slow marching towards the wall since season 1...

>>85427084
probably not just any corpse would do

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Hmmm. theres isnt enough snekfu in this thread. Lets fix that!

>>85426688
no just watch the red weeding

>>85427097
they've been wiping out the wildlings til now

>>85427089
you are a boring person with boring tastes?

>>85427089
t. cuck

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>>85427104
with pleasure

>>85427116
No that's not it

>>85427089
Because she's objectively sexy

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>>85427051

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>>85426886

>>85426187
wait, so bran controls everyone, yet the night king is controlled by something unknown, and the night king controls bran?

>>85426759
tv show
>the prince that was promised
>i am no prince
>well acktualyay fellow female viewer, prince can mean both prince AND princess so its actually the prince OR prinCESS that was promised
>well now we can continue the show now that we've calmed the sjws
books
>some maester discovers that the "prince" was actually based off of a dragon and dragons are genderless but people have just assumed it meant prince
fuck this show sometimes. nothing was as good as the first 3 seasons

>I won't assault the city with dragons because of civilian casualties
>but i will starve those fuckers out

????????????????????????????????????????

>>85427121
I want her to ride me while i'm drunk and then have me cum in her hand so I don't get her pregnant because she's saving her womb for her sibling

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ITT: Post outcomes you wanted to happen that were eventually proven non-canon. I'll start:

>Ned x Ashara = Jon

>>85427150
yaaassss

>>85427150
>valyrian logic

>>85426967
What purpose does it serve in the show? How is the plot any different? The entire idea of Dany trusting melisandre or caring about anything she has to say is stupid

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>>85427085
>ywn marry Alys and rule House Karstark as her husband, fighting and winning in the war for the dawn against the others, surviving and being honored alongside your wife by Jon Snow and living on to have children and a happy life in the north.
jdimsa

>>85427150
It will force a surrender with much less loss of life than having dragons burning the city down.

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Crashing this ship...WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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Cast him.

>>85427096
This. Bobby B's a Chad. Cersei was just trying to get back at the fact that other women are getting his dick whenever he wants but she isn't. If Robert wanted Cersei, I guarantee you he'd have her AND all the others he fucks.

>>85427165
Arya since returning to Westeros is not Arya but the Waif in disguise after killing Arya and taking her face. Obviously increasingly unlikely given her Nymeria encounters and attachment to Jon.

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*BURP*

>>85427165
The show isnt canon though

>>85427096
He did car about lyanna though, and she cucked him so hard it started a war.

>>85427165
>ned
>not a virgin
lmao

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>>85427104
>snekfu

oh thats good. gonna use that from now on.

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>>85427180
> tfw
> no
> Alys GF

>>85427205
wew lad

>>85427184

Young Griff

>>85427184
comb his hair first. Please. Please...

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>>85427165
This would have been kino, I really hope the show is non-canon, and GRRM trolls us and go with a different route for the books.

>>85426300

>man who singlehandedly set everything in motion
>only equal in scheming is Varys
>killed by a dumb brat

BRAVO DABID

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>>85427104
circa GOT season 1 production when she was 12

>>85427205
holy shit. just realized thats the night king riding an ice dragon ontop of the wall.

dragon vs dragon showdown.

Really hope they continue the book adaptation of game of thrones one day

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> not wanking to Lysa Arryn because she's the ultimate fuel for the Mother kink

Plebs ITT

>>85427109
I already watched a youtube clip of that?

>>85426468
>yfw they give Euron Jon Connington's plotline

>>85427246
if she's 12, i'm 12...

>>85427016
try to explain how else Euron knew when and where to ambush them.

>>85427253
The book adaptation is way better and expands on lots of characters. Sometimes it feels like fan fiction, but I think it's better than canon. The author vanished after adapting season 5 though. I wonder what happened to him.

>>85427252
you say it like its a good thing
>dragon ball beams crashing against one another.jpg
booring

>>85427274
>marry Lysa
>have mommy wife
>rule major Westerosi house
K I N O

>>85427283
>implying got doesn't need dragon ball z fighting style to improve it

splain yo self.

>>85427253
at least D&D can provide an entertaining experience unlike GRRM (see book 4 and 5, and wait for book 6)

>recolor dragon
>say it's undead

>>85427280
reported

>>85427150
>I won't hurt innocents
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT I WILL BURN THIS LORD'S SON ALIVE BECAUSE HE VIEWS ME AS AN INVADER

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>>85427253

>>85427281
we have abandoned logic many seasons ago

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>>85427309
Jaime's loss desu

>>85427212
>literally first chapter is about he cumming inside cat

>>85427309
This.

Don't forget > have kink fiend wife

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>>85427278
Considering Euron is best character right now, I'd be down with that

>>85427051
Linda should be on the top

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>>85427212
delete this, /ourguy/ is a stud

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>>85427283
but what would happen tho

>>85427338
I mean before his wedding

>>85427313
guarantee he will die of a heartattack before he can finish dreams of spring. he'll likely finish wow, but no way in hell he'll finish the last one.

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Dany or jon is going to kill euron. You know it to be true. Might as well prepare yourself now

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AZEROTH WILL FALL

>>85427281
he smelled the lesbian sex

>thought the entire point of Hardhome was setting up the chekhov's gun of valyrian steel being used as a weapon against white walkers
>assumed Oldtown would have some hint to its production
>lol nah, just some mountain of dragonglass Stannis already told us about but we didn't bother to follow up on

>>85427372
wew lad

>>85427353
He dances with Ashara at the Hand's tourney, and Barristan reflects on how they fugged

> She died never knowing that Ser Barristan had loved her. How could she? He was a knight of the Kingsguard, sworn to celibacy. No good could have come from telling her his feelings. No good came from silence either. If I had unhorsed Rhaegar and crowned Ashara queen of love and beauty, might she have looked to me instead of Stark?

>>85427354
health aside, i'm sure he has no creativity left aside from the 'broad strokes'

>>85427377
legends say men with big cocks can smell vaginas from a very long distance

>>85427360
Theon will kill euron

>>85427403
>implying he was talking about ugly manlet neddard and not his chad brother

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>>85426224
Adebisi

>>85427403
celibacy is so retarded
>greatest knight ever
>btw don't pass your genes to the next generation

>>85427419
>from the 'broad strokes'
but who gives a fuck of about a eunich?

Was anyone else expecting the twist that Grey Worm actually had a BBC? I was disappointed

>>85427419
theon still deserves a terrible death

>>85427420
She doesn't dance with Brandon u dip

>The crannogman saw a maid with laughing purple eyes dance with a white sword, a red snake, and the lord of griffins, and lastly with the quiet wolf... but only after the wild wolf spoke to her on behalf of a brother too shy to leave his bench.

Brandon's a great wingman, he knew his bro wanted that ass

>>85427360
Its going to be Yara actually

>>85427443
I have to admit I expected a Westworld tier BBC out of him

>>85427443
one can only dream

>>85427445
this, no matter how much suffering he goes through, he doesn't deserve redemption for betraying robb. robb did literally nothing wrong, except trusting this cuck.

>>85427452
>>85427403
>Barristan is a cuck
IS ANYONE NOT KEKED

WHAT IS THIS

scene in the Winterfell's crypt

present two characters

Littlefinger - ambitious master schemer who always step ahead of his opponents

Jon Snow - cuckboi who was saved by Littlefinger

Littlefinger: "I wanna fuck your sister"
Jon Snow: "Never speak to me or my step sister ever again"

>>85427452
So the virgin danced with her once only after chad thundercock told her she should and this somehow means she was attracted to him and not chad?

When do the Draenei show up?

>>85427433

That's because they pledge their lives to the service. Then again

>Genes

See Jaime's children. A whiny psycho, a retard fat kid and some dumb girl. None of them are anywhere close Jaime, right?

>>85427502
arya is literally in every episode

>>85427504
Why the fuck would seeing incestuous children be used as an argument for why you shouldn't reproduce? Are you fucking retarded, you inbred imbecile?

>>85427504
could be because of the incest sometimes giving you fucked up kids

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>>85427529
OI

>>85427533
yes

>>85427504
They're closer to their bitch mother and were raised by a cuck. They never had a chance.

>>85427504
jamie is a dyslexia, apathetic piece of shit. amazing fighter, but its hard to say anything about him passing on his genes because tommen was too young to really start training, and joff never really trained much in the first place.

>>85427494
He also goes to her at Starfall during the war, which is what Barristan is actually talking about. The part in the crannogman story is only foreshadowing for that and Barristan's unrequited shit

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>>85427536

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When is he returning bros?
Will the fire squad and the hound bring him back?

>>85427494
You are a virgin, are you?

>he is never been at a club
>he is never been with a woman
>he will never have sex
lmao

>>85427571
hhahahahahaha

10/10

>>85427564
arguably joff wasn't that bad either, at least he was good with a crossbow. and myrcella was alright.

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>>85427533
>>85427535

>300 A.L.
>Thinking incest is bad

so when arya said "it's not you" she was talking about herself right?
that not even nymeria could believe that arya has changed so much

>>85427568
i thought that was just to give the sword back
>>85427576
I'm just interpreting the text here, faggot, no need to get agressive. Ned just doesn't seem like the type to start fugging 10/10 dornish women out of nowhere

>>85427089
She's hot af in the books and a milf whos 28, also she reminds me of our lass when she goes schitzo so can understand that.

Show meh.

>>85427613
Ned didn't marry out of love, faggot. It was stated multiple times Ned loved someone else.

>>85427618
>28
that doesn't sound right

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>still believing R+L=J is book canon
baka at all these brainlets.

>>85427630
>loved someone else.
well duh
his sister

>>85427575
DnD's biggest crime is fucking up his character.
>made him into a religious nut when in the books he is pretty much the definition of an atheist.
>had him burn his daughter at the stake
>had him make numerous idiotic strategic mistakes which led him to his downfall to the boltons, despite being the greatest strategic commander in all of westeros.

>>85427613
>i thought that was just to give the sword back
He was dropping off Dany after picking up Jon and her from Lyanna. Ashara faked her death and raised Dany for a while, that's why Dany remembers a lemon tree from childhood, they only grow in Dorne and not in Braavos where she was told she grew up. George literally confirmed this.

>>85427613
He's attracted to her at the tourney, and Brandon is betrothed to Catelyn at the time. It's not really out of nowhere.

It seems a little suspect for Ashara to kill herself just because Ned brings back the sword and tells her Arthur is dead, unless there were actual feelings between them. Regardless of whether you think Jon is a product of them, I think they had a relationship, otherwise why mention it at all?

>>85427377
>implying you can distinguish lesbian sex smells from general sea smells

>>85427611
no, you retarded showfaggot. God you people are so retarded.
>come wolf, come and be my slave again!
>"fuck off retard child, I have a life to keep!"
>"Right, that's not you...you are not my pet anymore"
Use your fucking brain

>>85427671
>otherwise why mention it at all?
red herring?

>>85427144
exactly

>>85427205
Ice Dragons are meant to twice as large as normalfag dragons, NK's is smaller than Drogon.

>>85427675
calm yo ass nigga, this is /tv/ not /lit/
my version sounds more poetic than your shitty literal bullshit, though

>>85427089
this, Cersei is hot

>>85427700
because is vyseryon turned zombie, not an ice dragon

read the leaks, stupid ass

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>>85427575
How come his overall aesthetics improved so much over the series.

>>85426885
Oh boy, haven't heard that "argument" before.

>>85427703
>than your shitty literal bullshit, though
Welcome to the show, you fucking nerd. Where everything is literal bullshit because people like you can't understand the simplest non-literal shit.

or by that's not you did she mean that someone was warging into nymeria?

>>85427740
you said the most literal shit you bastard
your interpretation is shit and you know it

>>85427716
god dammit. every time i'm on 4chan and its got season, something gets spoiled for me.
>red wedding
>tywin
>joffery
> jon
>cersei's shame

>>85427745
The only confirmed wargs south of the Wall are Starks, that seems unlikely

>>85427354
His got a writer to stand-in apparently.

>>85427757
Its not my interpretation you retarded mong, the writers literally said so after the episode ended, you would know this if you didn't turn off your TV right after the episode ends.

>>85427745
>>85427781

bran duh

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>>85427716
Yeah i know, the point is why can't the NK fly a fucking Ice Dragon he got himself.

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Underrated aftbh

>>85426187
someone make new thread

>>85427802
>giving money to the jew
nah, bruh, GoT aint worth my money

>>85427802

>wanting to see what those hacks have to say about their shit writing

*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>85427804
Why the fuck would Bran be in Arya's wolf? Isn't that like bad warg etiquette anyway?

>>85427820
hack writers

at least we will get the zombie polar bear we were suppose to get 5 seasons ago.

>>85427842
>Why the fuck would Bran be in Arya's wolf?

:^)

(^:

>>85427845
REMINDER THAT SUMMER FOUGHT THE ZOMIE POLAR BEAR 1 V 1 AND WON
SUMMER

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>>85427842
>Why the fuck would Bran be in Arya's wolf? Isn't that like bad warg etiquette anyway?

Bestiality-incest scene?

>>85427868
>>85427888
delete this, Bran has all the prime frogeater pussy he wants