The.Gracefield.Incident.2017.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H264-FGT

Thanks man, I was waiting for the torrent.

>>85426084
>some things can't be unseen
Like all things?

Seems like a generous use of the word "kino" tbqh but I applaud your enthusiasm

>>85426084
dafuq, I've never even heard of this flick. is it any good?

Why cant they make entertaining ayy lmao movies anymore

>CIA's most top secret files were recorded in Canada
>"Make sure you record this because nobody's gonna believe us!"
>SOMETIMES THE UNSEEN... IS CHEAPER TO PRODUCE THAN THE SEEN

>>85427997
>he's never used alcohol

>>85427934
no prob

>>85428156
You don't lose memory from drinking. You just stop retaining memory when drunk enough. You can't forget something you never knew

>>85428484
>he's never been born

>>85428156
>mfw i'm part of the population that can't get drunk
Weed barely affects me too. Shit sucks

that looks like shit

Holy fuck, French Canadians cannot act for shit.

>>85428882
try both again

This is really shit so far.

>>85426084

looks like that ugly sjw girl that went streaking/screeching

This shits been out for a week, and its awful. A found footage film with spooky atmospheric score and jump scare music.

Fucking dreadful.

>>85430296
I know, but we have a lot of found footage lovers on /tv/ and we have to notify them of each one.

>>85430296
Couldn't even finish this trash.

>>85430296
>>85430531
acting sucked but it wasnt that bad.

>>85430367
i love found footage, but i dont love trash, delete your thread faggot op

>>85426084
it's garbage, lads
don't bother

>>85431514
no

>>85428882
If you can't get drunk you are a medical anomaly and doctors/scientists would probably love examining you. However you're probably some guy who has barely had a drink and expects to get wasted after only 8 beers

>>85432633
fuck off

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>>85428882
And you thought we wouldn't be able to tell the underage posters from the 25+ bros

>>85428882
>>85434537
it's true, the older you get the more likely you are to become a heavy drinker. I didn't drink alcohol seriously until about 21 and it's legal @ 16 in my country.

Now I can't last a day without alcohol. It's been 15 hours since my last drink and I'm thirsting right now.

>>85426084
> found footage
FFS anon, i was eating

>>85434604
Shut the fuck up moron

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>>85434703

>>85426084
>found footage
Ugh, I wish this shit died out already.

this movie is literally all in caps
>OMG JESS OMG WHAT IS THA TOMG OMSMM WHAAAT SHIEEET BIGFOODT AAAA
even if someone is 500 feet away it still sounds like they are deep throating the mic

>>85432633
i'd be fukken wasted after 8 beers

>>85432633
>>85435274
it all depends on your tolerance and most importantly how much you eat before. if I don't eat half a day and start drinking i feel tipsy after 3 beers.

>>85434537
And you thought we couldn't tell by this that you're about 25 at max.

>>85435110
You mean like your bloodline?

>>85435332
>if I don't eat half a day and start drinking i feel tipsy after 3 beers
Fat fuck detected.

>>85435616
just about average bmi actually
>inb4 complaints about bmi

>>85426084
>https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/the_gracefield_incident_2017/

0% on RT. Worse than suicide squad. Why is this even here?

>>85426084
Why the fuck does he have an eyeball camera?

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>>85435786
Because its found footage fun

>>85435786
>checks rotten tomatoes
neck yourself, leddit

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>>85435506
22

So this is low budget indi crap then?

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>>85426084
>4.8/10 on IMDB

no thanks

>>85435882
Oh Blake Lively, the poor man's Amber Heard

>>85427997
Neutrinos and Dark Matter can be unseen.

>>85430296
>jump scare music
>in a found footage film
fucking

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

>>85426084
>meteorite comes crashing the party
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>85438792
>(((IMDB)))

>>85426084
>found footage
In the trash it goes.

>>85439065
With no survivors

Looks like trash.

Why didn't they just base it on The Colour out of Space?
Are they morons?

>>85426084
Well it's not like I have anything else to watch tonight.
>>85440007
Getting the rights would cost money.
Found footage is traditionally low budget.

>>85440256
You don't need to get the rights to anything by Lovecraft.

>>85432633
This. I had a mate in uni who swore he couldn't get drunk. So I made a bet with him and, long story short, he ended up blackout wasted and I made an easy 20 bucks
>>85428882
Drink an entire bottle of vodka (40%, 700ml) by yourself in less than 4 hours and then come back. You most certainly can get drunk

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>>85440315
If that's true I didn't know. Seems weird that there haven't been more low budget adaptations in that case considering the large following.

>>85440466
Well he is notoriously difficult to adapt even with a budget. However, many of his stories can easily serve as bases for small budget horror movies, but I guess there's no helping it when the director and producers are unimaginative hacks.
Ironically, the following idea is found in HPL's commonplace book. Sound familiar?
>17- Doors found mysteriously open and shut etc.—excite terror.

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>>85428126

>>85439130
Kill yourself. I say this unironically.

>>85440466
Maybe ppl have respect from his work? I don't know I don't see too many adaptations from Tolstoy or Dostojewsky or Faust as well and they're undisputed classics too.

>>85441746
>Maybe ppl have respect from his work?
Lmao.

Lovecraft is a pop culture icon, Tostoi, Dostoevski and Faust are literature classics, they're not comparable in actual popularity (as in, people actually reading them and not just knowing their name).

>>85441818
So?

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Holy shit that's the worst acting I've ever seen in a film, and I actually enjoy found footage shit.

Are Canadians just shitty actors by default or something? I swear it sounds like their lines are dubbed over by people reading a script that's in too small font to read with any kind of fluidity.

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>Tfw no one makes actual spooky found footage shit anymore

Why do they always ruin it with music and trying to make it look over produced for?

>Have the movie set in a dilapidated old mansion that is adequately lit for close shots, but naturally dark on distance
>Have an actual budget for the sound design to make pants-shittingly sounding ghost sounds and the like, no stock sound effects
>No over arching storyline about LE MAD GHOST DOCTOR xDD or anything; explain almost nothing
>NO CGI
>Have the cameras as the only source of light for them which will explain why they actually hold the cameras all the time and point them at anything spooky
>No credits anywhere in the movie. No one even looks at that shit anyway, if people are interested they'll look at the IMDB

And no more cameraman-follows-a-serial-killer found footage either. Serial killer found footage is just 99% bad acting/ad-lip conversation and 1% other.

Is it really that hard?