Star Trek General

>>85424266
> OP can't think of anything original or funny
fuckit. i'll just make a general

>>85424266
William Frakes is MY MAN! Great actor, great director, great career choices, MY MAN has it all!
>>85424307
HA HA! Generals suck a dick, that they do, my friend. This guy got it right on the nose! Holy freaking crap what a poor thread this is. HA HA!

Maybe the real Star Trek general was the friends we made along the way

>>85424266
anyone else feel like playing original fallout 1&2 after watching enterprise?

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>”Jazz and A.W.O.L, that's our TEAM! Step inside the party, disrupt the whole SCENE! When it comes to beats, well, I'm a FIEND! I like my sugar with coffee and CREAM!”

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>>85424266
Daily reminder Dukat did nothing wrong

>>85425261
what are some good star trek games? everyone always says 25th anniversary and elite force but those are utter dog shit tbqh.

anything similar to starflight, star control 2, etc?

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Post some hard screenshots for me, I haven't been stumped yet >>85421125

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>>85425495
fairly rare, but this is the best Star Trek game

Watched TUVIX for the first time today. Why did Janeway murder a new life?

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>>85424363
>Great Director.

Stop right there.

>>85425495
>not liking elite force
your opinion is shit and your retarded. I bet you also didnt like jedi outcast.

Just watched the first episode with the Tril where Beverly is in love, I thought it was pretty good. Why are they all fine with the Tril basically having a slave race with which the Tril can simply replace their consciousness with the parasite? Seems pretty fucked up to me, and also I didn't see how someone could love an ugly monster race that is essentially a parasite that takes over other sentient beings' bodies after learning the truth, and then she thinks becoming a female is taking it too far? I did like how she tries to explain how she couldn't take the change, rather than just saying she isn't a carpet muncher.

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>>85425536
>Don't speak to me before I've had my coffee Tuvix, I'm warning you

Why didn't Riker ever try to fuck Dr. Pulaski? Was the macho act all just a cover for his latent homosexuality?

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>>85426462
Who wants that old pussy? Certainly not Riker.

>>85426503
>implying Riker doesn't screen all his conquests through their Academy transporter traces

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Daily reminder that Deanna got KLINGONED

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Are the shoulder pads on romulan uniforms really necessary? It looks very uncomfortable and impractical.

>>85426983
Well they are an illogical race

>>85426983
Increasing the size of their shoulder pads was the chief accomplishment and focus of the Romulan Star Empire between 2270 and 2364

>>85426462
no one else here has your gilf fantasies go away

>>85426121
I would have quickly killed it with a phaser, thereby ridding the show of three major annoyances with a single shot.

>>85426917
Why are niggers so racist that they always have to have white women? Don't they find black women beautiful?

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>>85427133
Tuvok had his moments

>>85426983
How the fuck are shoulder pads uncomfy?

Feel free to try on some shoulder pads one day if you dare. I think you might just be surprised.

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QT

>>85427171
He was a competent Nimoy mimic. That's about it. It was just plain queer to cast a nig nog as a Vulcan in the first place.

>>85425495
Bridge Commander is pretty fun, I remember playing a modded version back in high school that had dozens of ships from all kinds of different sci-fi settings.

>>85426036
imagine you can be yourself, and have another beings consciousness that has lived for over 700 years implanted into yours. you would be the age of 27 with the life experience of the age of 3000. that is why the trill exist. it is an honor to share your body with the trill and gain their knowledge in exchange for your body as a host

>>85427317
replace consciousness with knowledge and life experience and you got it

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>>85427267
>yfw the new main character on STD is Spock's adopted sister
>spock has TWO completely unmentioned siblings
ebin

>>85427387
just ignore the new shit until it proves itself

>>85427317
The Trill are a literal cuck race. They sit in their body shed and observe a symbiont slug have all the fun.

>>85427317
>>85427365
That's in DS9, where the host and the symbiont share a body and share experiences and decide together which actions to take.

In TNG, the symbiont completely takes over the body. The host might as well be dead.

>>85427410
It's just retarded that Spock has a brother Sybok that he never mentioned his entire life until he took over the Enterprise and then creators of this series decide he should have another completely unmentioned sibling.

Jesus could CBS try to piggyback off the JJ movies any harder?

>>85427207
Wouldn't they hinder arm movement when raising your arms?

>>85427166
>hating black people
>watching star trek

Leave.

was thinking about rewatching one of the trek shows which one should i watch
TOS
TNG
DS9

i watched voyager and enterprise not that long ago so thats why im not adding them

>>85427479
Why would you need to raise your arms?

Reminder that the real O'Brien died and the others left were clones for the rest of the series.

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>>85427577
>that time O'Brien was mentally tortured in an alien mind-fucking device and barely anybody cared
His suffering was Christ-like at times

>>85427622
>serial killer has a rough life
remind me why anyone should care

>>85427476
But that's piggybacking off of original Trek.
>Spock refuses to mention that Sarek is his father until after Sarek has already boarded the Enterprise
>Spock refuses to mention that Sybok is his brother until after Sybok has already boarded the Enterprise
Spock is just a tight-lipped stoic who never speaks about his family unless he absolutely has to.

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>>85427501
Fuck off nigger-lover. I was watching Star Trek when you're grandfather was in diapers.

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>>85427660
kek, perhaps it is. I read they have some excuse for this also, the announcement was just a publicity stunt.

>>85427660
>you will never penetrate those tight stoic lips

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>>85427754
>Spock and Data got the most love letters sent to their characters
Where are all these autist loving women at?

>>85427622
what the fuck law did he even break that got him sentenced to the alien mind-prison again?

>>85427501
I know, right? How can niggers hate black people so much that the want to mate with whites? Eww!

I agree. I think they should ALL leave.

>>85427826
He asked to look at and tinkered with some of their tech or something

>>85427849
>20 years in mindfuck prison where your punishment is murdering your best virtual friend all because you played with the alien equivalent of a store display smartphone

>>85424266
Riker is so based...I named my doggo after him

>>85427894
Because he eats so much, I named my dog's bowl after him.

>>85427799
Women don't go for autists like that IRL. Television helps them fall in love with the idealized them, as TV grants the character status and forces women to pay attention to the character. Then having captured their attention the subtle and softer elements of that character are noticed by the naturally more intuitive females.

It's the perfect relationship - Polite, respectful men of some repute with a "defect" that triggers the nurturing reaction, and whenever they're bored they can just walk away from the TV.

>>85427875
Yeah those first contact missions are a bitch
>Captains Log: The Argrathi are hyper-paranoid and destroy you mentally in half an hour for asking too many questions about their tech

>>85427945
based women

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>>85427945

>>85427453
well isn't there only one tng episode with trill. so one would assume trill canon is based on the series with a trill main character

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>>85424266
>First time on the transporter eh?
>Hope I remember those coordinates.
>Oh whoops, almost disengaged the containment field, you would have spread clean across the sector
>Quite the electrical storms going on below. Once transported a man who beamed in with out his skin during a storm just like this.

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>>85427215
I've seen her naked

>>85424266
big Trekkie. grew up on next gen. loved ds9 and even Voyager. but noticed deterioration in quality. All of these series took 3 seasons to hit their stride and it became unacceptable. Constantly watched repeats on rotation. Watched same episodes 8+ times

Watched Enterprise. couldn't stand it. couldn't understand why people didn't see how they ripped off scenes and plotlines from previous Trek. wooden characters. Braga and Berman ran it into the ground.

Nothing to watch on tv over summer. decide to watch series that I've downloaded and never got around to seeing, Think about star trek discovery and how I'm going to hate it since I've gone from liberal to full alt tight. decide to catch up on Trek since i haven't watched any repeats of any of the series for years.

Watched, episodes... hmm.. this is not as bad as I remember... watch whole first season.

I can't believe it, but it's ok. It's not as bad as i remember.. maybe it's because I haven't watched Trek in a while, but the stories seem ok. IU even like the theme tune. Was I really wrong all those years?

>>85425532
Ive played through that quite a few times, it's great

>>85428059
watch TOS, the best. enterprise is underrated

>>85427662
Plinkett?

>>85425495
ega trek was a nice TOS rip off

I don't buy the whole"Data lost his virginity to Tasha Yar" thing. No way a one-of-a-kind being went through the super liberal Star Fleet Academy and didn't get fucked 6 ways to Sunday.

>>85428166
why do you care about a robot's virginity, when you should be worrying about your own?

>>85428109
sorry, should have mentioned that I also rewatched it.

TOS started it, but i have to disagree. TNG was my trek

>>85428148
Dude, I haven't thought about that game in ages. Not going to play it again, but thanks for the nostalgia.

>>85428186
is this /r9k/ ?

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>>85427577
>>85427622
Reminder that Chief OBrien has been involved in 235 seperate combat engagements and Starfleet has decorated him 15 times.

and that was before the Dominion War started.

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>>85428218
yeah tng is GOAT but try enterprise again very underrated

>>85427166
Apparently, they believe that whites are supreme.

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I hope all of you have subscribed to CBS all access, plenty of great content at affordable prices. Don't forget the new ST series is only a few months away!

>>85428261
Not gay enough. I need my fix of breathy Data.

>>85425532
Armada 2 is better senpai

>>85428059
>being alt-right and being a star trek fan
>rambling sentences
>retarded spacing
how does it feel to be mentally ill?

>>85428246
yeah i guess when you have accepted that you won't engage with the opposite sex in a sexual manner. very funny for us chad's

>>85428261
Another anon here. I rewatched Enterprise during the last weeks and its not as bad as i remember.
Most of season 4 was really good and most other episodes are at least ok. I skipped the last episode.

>>85428282
I'm legitimately going to pay for CBSAA in order to support new Star Trek. I'm also going to share my opinions about the show, and if I cancel it's going to mean something.

I like being able to influence Star Trek. It's not like CBSAA costs a lot.

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>>85428373
http://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/health/gay-man-reveals-dangerous-sex-10356094

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>>85428698
Quality content at competitive prices, did I mention they have some Star Trek movies available on there? Sign up today!

What's with all the gay stuff in Trekthreads these days?

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>>85428830
are you retarded?

>>85428698
good luck, people like to tell you a single consumer cannot effect a giant corporation but they're wrong.

I've been boycotting McDonals even since their Rick and Morty BS

>>85428892
I've been boycotting McDonalds since 1998 because their "food" is shit, but to each their own

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>>85428892
i think i found the biggest douche bag on 4chan

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>>85428830
>naked woman directly above his post
>gay stuff
gtfo

>>85428651
oh man, I can feel your confidence through the screen

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israel want's to make it illegal in the United States to boycott israeli goods
>when are these kikes getting phosphorus bombed?

>>85429023
Hehe, yep that Star Trek is sure a great tv show and film series

>>85429097
http://www.thedailybeast.com/pay-no-mind-to-the-fake-ruckus-about-a-phony-israel-anti-boycott-law
>pay no mind
NORGEBOT PLEASE SAVE US

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>literally every alien planet
>all the trees and plants are native to deserts of southern california

>>85429303
turn off your brain dude lmao

>>85429303
What about those totally real jungles they traipse through occasionally?

>>85429303
Dat filename. Fits perfectly.

ah yes it's that one cave set that they use for all deep space 9 episodes

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>>85427166
>Why are niggers so racist that they always have to have white women? Don't they find black women beautiful?
Bro, as a black man let me say not even black people like black women, their ugly AF. It doesnt get any lower than fucking a black woman, no matter how much plastic surgery or how mixed she it, their a fucking mess.

>>85427133
tuvoc was one of the better characters to be honest as an actor he did his job 5 stars.

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>>85428059
Yes. You were wrong all those years. Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

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>>85427387
STD looks like ass, all those filters like an 11 year edited the final cuts. Even JJ Abrams said that was a mistake to use all those effects and apologized.

If the show looks this ugly imagine how ugly the rest is, as in EVERYTHING.

>>85429787
>muh token negro
>throw accolades because skin tone

>>85428017
Is this why broccoli is so scared of them?

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>>85427662
bro if your angry at blacks your brainwashed, keep in mind they always pull this race shit pitting one against the other so you dont focus on them, when its always their fault.

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>>85429840
Are you saying this set doesn't look like Trek enough for you? :^)

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>>85429951
Just to show I didnt cherry pick the other screenshot with all the effects here is another, this is just a general conversation.

LOOK HOW INTENSE THAT SHIT IS THO!
ALL DEM FILTERS!
It just screams attention whore kinda desperate ya know... They dont call it STD for nothing.

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>>85429840
Are you saying these klingons don't look klingon enough for you? Get with the times gramps :^)

>>85429859
I hated that he was the token negro, but his acting ran circles around chakotay and paris, lets just be honest here. That face tat on chakotay always peeved me off more.

>>85429989
Believe me I'm aware, they are really trying to piggyback off the JJ abrams films visual style despite being a completely unrelated production

>>85429920
>a person can only be angry at one thing at a time

>>85430025
>they are really trying to piggyback off the JJ abrams films visual style despite being a completely unrelated production
You dont think it be like it do, but it is! Its the same.

Same thing is same thing... You will find this out later but others know now :P

tldr... CBS literally didnt want to spend one cent on it so got netflix to pay for it and wanted so little to do with STD they didnt even issue it their own license.

>>85430045
>>a person can only be angry at one thing at a time
I hear ya man, just throwing it out there how they roll, they want those posts in threads or people saying it instead of talking about them. Their the masters of subversion. Ill take darkies anyday if means uniting them in the war against them, and trust in this, they hate them specially after what they did to MJ.

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>>85429995

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>>85429995

is this real

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>>85430053
>Also in July, CBS Studios International licensed the series to Netflix for release outside the United States and Canada,[37] a "blockbuster" deal that paid for the show's entire budget
kek, netflix better hope this shit isn't terrible

>>85428698
buy the product to teach them a lesson.

senpai never go full retard, it shows you were dropped on your head as a child.

you know what we should do
we should stop making television shows designed to appeal to an entire country
let alone the whole world
we should start restricting show development to appeal to regional tastes
imagine if there was a libtard trek for the coastal retards and a based exploration adventure trek for people with a personality above that of a turnip

>>85430149
I feel that creators should make a show that they want to make, not a show to appease to the masses

>>85429023
>israel want's to make it illegal in the United States to boycott israeli goods
of course they do, we pay israel 30-40 billion a year, they then use that money to pay off the politicians who gave it to them. Its a shit circle swirling the drain and everyone knows who is behind it and they wonder why the world hates them.

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>>85430112
>going full Egypt with klingons
I'll never understand the production process tbqh

>>85430119
Yes. This is a "klingon" ship, there are some elaborate theories for why it looks like this but these are officially confirmed as klingons.

>>85429804
dam that is an awful poster, I can photoshop heads better than they did and Im just a loser hobbyist who learned all this on my own.

>>85430083
Well they've certainly got you running scared if you won't even allow yourself to say "jew".

>>85430136
Teach them a lesson? I don't have any objection to Discovery. If I do -- after I've had the opportunity to consume it -- I'll let CBS know, since I'll be a paying customer.

I support Star Trek. I don't steal it. Your posts don't make any sense.

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>>85429951
ayo hol up!
You sayin the bridge on the STD ship has magical super tech and flying rocket suits which is more high tech than the TOS ship supposedly the best built for scientific exploration.

Keep in mind BOTH of these ships exist at the SAME time. Not even TNG had shit this high tech.

>>85430112
Wouldnt it be Klinggest? cuz ya know Klingon? whats with Klangon did I miss something cuz that happens alot.

>>85430231
something something experimental design something

>>85430121
>kek, netflix better hope this shit isn't terrible
Netflix has offered no further funds to the show for a second season and CBS in multiple meetings has stated they will not spend one cent on STD mostly because its NOT under their license.

>>85430231
I like how you can't even tell if anyone's a gold silver or bronze faggot with all the shit jj abrams lighting

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>>85430187
>going full Egypt

Please.

>>85428017
Transporter humor is the worse.

>>85429871
>Hey Broccoli why are you so scared? I have a 85% transporter success record. You have nothing to warry about.

>>85430149
>you know what we should do
>we should stop making television shows designed to appeal to an entire country
Well its not that really, at CBS the CEO even said at hmmm the first quarterly shareholder meeting that the key group their targeting for STD is the Walking Dead audience.

Hence why STD wont be aired on TV since it will include as they stated, Graphic Violence, Gore, Profanity, and Explicit sex. Shortly after that Bryan Fuller was basically fired for not playing ball with that.

>>85428930
Yeah liking my TV shows with out corporate products being a major plot point makes me such a douche.

>>85430223
>I'll let CBS know, since I'll be a paying customer.
CBS doesnt give a fuck weather you like it or not, they didnt pay for the show, netflix did. CBS will not spend any money on STD, if you want to teach someone a lesson, subscribe to netflix then cancel if you dont like it. :D

>>85430245
KANG you moron. As in WE WUZ KANGS AN SHIT

Wow... uh, wow. This thread... I don't even know if I'm allowed to complain? Never mind... I'm sure this is normal and acceptable. Bump!

>>85430257
Wtf is this then? Some kind of elaborate way to boost CBS all access without spending any money?

>>85430306
>yfw when it has a Talking Dead aftershow clone

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>>85430259
Then your gonna love this maybe? or hate it maybe same thing is same thing.

>>85430341
oh i gotcha your mixing memes into a super meme, well played anon, but kinda confused me then again I smoke too much weed so im quasi retarded

>>85425495
>what are some good star trek games?

Armada 2 and Bridge Commander.

>>85430371
something something elite unit uniforms something

>Forgive my saying so but you're being rather enigmatic. Why are you so eager to spend six hours alone with Wesley in a shuttle craft?

>Consider it captains privilege No.1

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>>85430357
>Wtf is this then? Some kind of elaborate way to boost CBS all access without spending any money?
Indeed it is.... Seth McFarlane pitched his new Trek to CBS just like JJ Abrams did and both were rejected since it involved CBS spending money on the series. They were really a dick to Abrams with the letter they sent him that he posted.

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>>85430409
FUCK forgot picture killing myself now

>>85430371
>a BLACK woman serving an ASIAN
AWW HELL NAW WHAT YOU THINK WE GONNA BE CHINA'S SLAVES NAAOW?

>>85430371
i think the patches to gold back to insignia is most grating that they cant even get that basic shit right.

STD is 10 years before Kirk and Spock are on the enterprise, meaning the same Federation has 2 uniforms at the same time as seen with the first image which is the same year that STD takes place.

>>85430424
>letter
Link please?

>>85430438
>AWW HELL NAW WHAT YOU THINK WE GONNA BE CHINA'S SLAVES NAAOW?
that should be only the first episode the black woman is then transferred to another ship.

Keep in mind in some promotional media it is officially stated that we follow her as she discovers the galaxy while discovering herself as a woman.

cuz uhhh.... she either is a man, or was a man, or becomes a man... cant make this shit up.

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How do you like holes in the saucer?

First hey were told that re-using discarded trash from 70's is bad, especially with teaser done in couple weeks. Then they go on and make it even shittier.

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>>85430424
>""make"" a new Star Trek series
>literally exists to boost your premium streaming service
>manage to not spend any money on it though licensing deals
>no promise to continue the series
>if it flops you lose no money
>if it is a huge hit you get other to buy licensing for the next season
>spend no money either way
Holy shit the lobes on these CBS Ferengis

>>85430480
im not goin through his social media to refind it, but its out there.
hmmm google shows all this political BS when looking for it.

Though due to this he may have taken it down, someone must have saved it. He got an official letter from cbs saying they didnt want to make a new trek series because they were making commemorative plates for TNG. Keep in mind they have been a dick to Abrams because like a tard he told CBS initially he wanted to make a new show, but wanted them to cancel ALL of licensing of TOS and TNG memorabilia.
http://www.newsweek.com/star-trek-fan-fiction-451320

Who the fuck are all these children posting here? I thought this board was supposed to be 18+

>>85430528
>uld be only the first episode the black woman is then transfer
is that a fuggen rainbow pride poster for their virtue signalling? do they think LGBT people are brain dead zombies who will see that and watch the show cuz that aint happenin.

>>85426983
It seems you misunderstand Romulans. Their basic modus is thus:
>Will this upset those logic-sucking loser Vulkans?
>If yes, do it
>if no, find something to upset those faggots

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>>85430547
This post is best in bread....

>>85425495
Neither use the Star Trek brand by name but both Artemis SBS and FTL are great games

>>85430528
>critical section of the ship isolated from the rest of the saucer except for four narrow connections
High quality ship design, expect to see saucer separation.

>>85430556
thanks

>>85430610
>Artemis
have no friends
>FTL
played this to exhaustion, fun game

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>>85430653
>have no friends
too bad, building up a bridge with a projector and a couple of laptops/tablets and then RPing with friends is great fun

also posting best waifu

>>85430581
>Both Spock and the Romulans obsessed with reuniting the vulcans and romulans albeit for different reasons
This never made sense

>>85430581
they're the Dr. Doom of the Trek universe

Why didn't Voyager just put a lock on the shuttle bay door? Seems like every other episode someone tried to run away in the flyer.

>>85430755
yeah i really want to play artemis, have known about it for years, it just isnt going to happen though. seems like fun. fun i will never, ever have.

>>85428186
I gave up on that a long time ago. Why do you think I'm here talking about Star Trek?

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>>85430547

If comes at cost of destroying IP that was profitable for 5 fucking decades it is pretty bad business for CBS and Paramount.

>>85430577

Not exactly first time they used rainbow in poster, but given the current Hollywood mindset, that is probably what they are trying to do with that STD poster.

>>85430608
>This post is best in bread....

Long term profits are usually better idea than destroying franchise for short term profits.

>>85430614
>High quality ship design, expect to see saucer separation.

Maybe they just want to eject the ball containing bridge from the ship.

>>85429739
*they're, you fucking nigger.

>>85430913
So you don't put a space between quotes and links but for original text and links you do. That's queer.

>>85430913
>, but given the current Hollywood mindset, that is probably what they are trying to do with that STD poster.
Gotta agree, its all about the social climate and it just comes off that way while the older one doesnt. Doesnt help that whatever tard creator on STD was going around saying there will be no Males in leadership positions shown as a response to Trump didnt help.

>>85430913
>Long term profits are usually better idea than destroying franchise for short term profits.
Tell that to Tomb Raider where the rebooted games have her as a college dropout and failure in life who doesnt explore tombs, who knew a series called Tomb Raider would fail if you remove Tombs.

brb gonna go make a new COD and chance it to mahjong.

>quark will never use you like one of his dabo girls
why go on

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Cooking for a Klingon tonight, do you think he would like it /tv/ ?

>>85430755
>tfw thought that was Kai Winn after being sexed by Dukat for a moment
oops, arr Bajorans rook the same

>>85433159
puked/10

yeah probably

If nothing else, I have absolute confidence in Jason Isaacs.

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Are we ever going to see Romulans the way they were meant to be portrayed, post-Star Empire?

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>>85433850
I don't know why people are putting TNG/DS9 pressures on Discovery in the first place. It already looks better than fucking Enterprise. Unless you only watch Trek for the comfy factor.

>>85434255
STO made me happy if only because we got to see the daughter of that one Romulan defector from TNG.

>>85434318
1. That image and the whole show looks like shit.
2. Being better than Enterprise is no achievement at all.

stop being a retard

How is Star Trek Online?

>>85434533
I wanted to check it out a few weeks ago and the registration and installation process made me want to kill myself.

>>85425532

Thats not Bridge Commander.

>>85434533
It's... acceptable. Whether you're super into MMOs or just in it for the Star Trek, it's wholly passable. Not tremendously spectacular in any regard.

>>85427133
>talking shit about tuvok
you best be joking

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>>85434533
rate my 26th century romulan temporal dreadnought

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>>85427215

>now use 3 fingers

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>>85430231
>>85429989
>>85429840

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>>85434776
Just Enterprise J my shit up.

I love the Xindi, conceptually. Big universe, one planet is a weird freak of evolution and gives 6 (but genocide'd down to 5) intelligent races on one planet, and they somehow manage to seemingly work together. Like a small Federation with extra bickering.

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>>85434776
>>85434940

>>85435026
Fan of the Kelvin helmets then?

>>85435050
Yeah. I made all my boffs clones, because all niggers look the same. They may as well look like troops with those helmets on, it hides their faces.

I wish they put in-game guns in the spawn screen instead of those generic ones. I'd have them with kelvin weapons.

>>85435098
You could say that your Captain is some vain fuck who insists on staffing his bridge with clones of himself

>>85430025
>they are really trying to piggyback off the JJ abrams films visual style despite being a completely unrelated production

It's so fucking ridiculous.

1) They promise it's the original series timeline. Why would it look like JJ-trek?
2) They claim it's a new direction for Trek. It's not what the fans wanted, and also it's not a new direction, it's aping JJ. And if this was the point why is it a fucking prequel?
3) Even the latest Star Trek movie stepped away from the ridiculous lens flare bullshit making this look like a fan film that came out 5 years too late.

>>85430438

Yes , m8

hindu and chink control africa

https://www.timeslive.co.za/sunday-times/news/2017-05-28-here-they-are-the-emails-that-prove-the-guptas-run-south-africa/

>>85435164
I was using the D4X bird of prey from the movie and had the uniform on myself, it all fit together. I don't really like any other uniforms so I can't update them.

I got OCD about my boffs when I realized one of them wasn't attacking properly, I checked their traits and discovered it had a wasted stupid trait so I was looking for one on the exchange to make it more aggressive but couldn't find one. Had to replace it until I find another.

That's the thing with STO, there's always something to work on, boffs, doffs, weapons, accolades, etc.

>>85434318
>I don't know why people are putting TNG/DS9 pressures on Discovery in the first place. It already looks better than fucking Enterprise. Unless you only watch Trek for the comfy factor.

Because it's not Trek. It's wearing the skin of trek like Leatherface.

Comparison: Stargate Universe. It was wearing the skin of Stargate but was clearly trying to be BSG. It failed.

"I don't like things that are different" isn't true. TNG was different from TOS. DS9 took yet another turn. They all did really well with viewership, despite taking various approaches to the material there's a red thread of themes and setting that unify them.

You can go from Alien to Aliens in tone shift and even genre shift, but there needs to be enough unifying meat to bridge that divide.

If they'd ditched the lens flare and turned up set lighting by 30%, and not fucked around so much with the plot (which sounds like the worst of Enterprise aborted timeline fuckery) then you could have had a modernized look and sold the show. The real problem seems to be that they don't want to be Trek.

>>85434776
>romulan ships is a mardi gras mask
gay as poop

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>>85435457
Poor little Vulcan

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Did they fugg?

>>85435340
the borg or even the iconians will rek your shit if you don't build right

>>85434483
It achieves being a step up from its predecessor.

>colonized planet
>is just one settlement on the entire planet

>>85435457
stupid planet, dumb bugs get killed by the thousands, boring tbqh

>>85435396
>Because it's not Trek.
That argument could be made since DS9. you have literally no grounds for saying it isn't Trek.

>>85435523
You know where I can find an up-to-date guide on how to build my ships and boff abilities and whatnot? I've never really got into it and I just feel super inadequate when I queue into a STF and some dude with some ship I've never seen in my life annihilates cubes in seconds while I'm taking my time blowing up a few spheres

>>85435590
>7 years

>>85434318
>It already looks better than fucking Enterprise.

Not with fucking holes in primary hull. The shitty thing about Enterprise is the fact that it was already forgotten by the time it got good on 4th season after they got a fresh show runner that got rid of the stupid timetravel plot that undermined whole concept of being prequel.

>>85435546
>It achieves being a step up from its predecessor.

Unlikely. They try to appeal on fans of Jar Jar-Treks on every way possible, starting with lensflares. If there is anything positive about STD, it is the fact that it probably manages to make JJ-Treks look better in comparison.

>>85435667
I don't speak autism, you're going to have to make an actual argument.

>>85435546
That's like handing out medals for "not being retarded".

>>85435721
>muh lens flare
You're pathetic.

>>85435756
>7years

>>85435768
>not jumping the bandwagon and actually giving it a shot = handing out medals now
Kay.

>>85435634
if you want to fight the borg you need to commit, which doesn't seem like something you'd do, you need all sorts of shit to fight the borg properly, on ground not that hard a modulator and some good weapons will get you through, in space the borg are a bitch i'm one of those that fly past blasting cubes for fun, its really not easy to get to that, unless you want to spend cash and/or join a fleet which is the easy option

>>85435799
You are the one telling us that being better than enterprise is an achievement.

I'm going to watch STD for the comedic and cringe potential. I want to see firsthand just how bad it can be. I ain't paying for CBS subscription whatever though.

>>85435780
So you were just trolling. Got it.

>>85435825
After voyager and enterprise, being the best Trek series in almost 20 years would be an achievement. It's like finally having a non-retarded child.

>>85435841
>7 fucking years
its time to move on

>>85435807
Damn. Guess I'll keep with just crossing my fingers and hoping that I end up in a queue with that sort. As it is I'm just slowly accumulating Dilithium in the hopes of being able to swap it for some whatever currency and grab a T6. I love the Steamrunner but I don't know if that comes in a fancy T6 variety.

>>85435839
>I'm going to watch STD for the comedic and cringe potential.
This line alone is cringe. You just want to admit you'll watch it in a way you think the rest of us will approve.

>>85435634
Just google STO dps guide

https://www.sto-league.com/skilltree-suggestion/


You can increase crit and stuff by putting max power in auxiliary. I always thought that was retarded until I understood it. It was always 125 in weapons and the rest in shields. But you get ship traits and skills which buff your damage depending on your aux level. You get that higher by using the right warp drive and other equipment.

Go on tribble server, you can get almost anything and test it out.

Swap out parts (while in space) and check your power levels and stats as they change. The MACO shield increases power levels of your ship I think (check yourself), as for the warp core I use the delta rep one, it gives power increases while in combat, so all your power levels go above 75, and it gives 3.3% dps for each one that does.

Don't fall for the ico set meme.

STD positive things
>actually looks futuristic and not like a cheap set
>alien design looks good
>uniforms are great
>good actors
STD negative things
>it's a prequel

everything else is just autism

>>85435891
>9 fucking years
I can do it too.

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>>85435947
>uniforms are great

>>85435947
This. People are even hating on the redesigned Klingons even though they've been made to look less human and have previously been redesigned several times over.

>>85435919
I could not care less about your approval, I'm stating there is value in being the first to rip and post screenshots/webms of stupid shit.

>>85435936
I want to use the Assimilated Borg Tech set, because I think that assimilated visuals are cool as hell.
I know that now they've made it so you can make your ship look like anything while running some other set, but is relying on the Borg shit viable or are they relegated to aesthetics?
Oh, and thanks

>>85435975
Not that guy, but let me guess. You liked the "official" pre-TOS uniforms that were just loose sweaters.

>>85436015
>let me guess
>I don't have any facts so let me just make idiotic assumptions

>>85435975
>actual looking uniforms instead of fucking sweaters
yes, they are fine

>>85435912
Don't listen to this noob >>85435807

All you need is to slot the right traits and equipment. You can use mkXII white weapons in STFs, most of the time the team isn't crap anyway.

crtdx3 weapons as cheap as possible, slot those. Beams over cannons. Vulnerability locators (crth) tac consoles, universal consoles in sci/eng. Unless you're tanking or healing.

>>85435912
>steamrunner class
um, i'm talking next gen battlecrusiers not tng like 25th century war ships. just stay out of serious engagements, how did you go against the crystal entity?

>>85435947
The uniforms look asinine.

>>85436033
Guess confirmed.

>>85436093
So you don't have an argument?

>>85436073
Just talking about aesthetics

>>85436104
Still waiting for the argument about the uniforms being bad

>>85428249
He probably looks like a Nork in his dress uniform by the end

>>85436132
I made an argument, you did nothing but lost yourself in your imagination because you couldn't come back with anything. Pathetic!

>>85436058
your an idiot, never take part in pvp or pve stuff please, fucking hell your the problem with sto, you expect people like me to protect you, its really fucking annoying

>>85436157
>reaction image + green texting the previous post = argument

>>85436073
>>85436172
Now this is Autism

>>85436208
What's the matter? Still can't come up with an argument? Why don't you head back to plebbit so you can circlejerk to Star Trek SJW with like-minded kind? You clearly aren't doing a very good job fitting in here.

>>85436256
>uniforms look fine
>NO THEY DON'T!
>explain why
>AH! REDDIT!
ok

>>85435993
The borg set is good for tanking. But you can just slot them in the visual part, you don't need to use them. The universal borg console is important, enable the visuals of it to make your ship look borgish.

It all really depends on how much work you want to put in to get your character up, and how much you want to chase meta dps. Once you get to a certain level it stops mattering, just have fun.

The best advice is to have fun and play however you want to, your own ship, your own weapons. Don't listen to people who insult you for not playing a certain way. Just don't be shit while in a team, try to pull your weight and gauge if you're doing well by comparing yellow numbers to grey ones, or the percentage of work you seem to be doing. Have you done 2/5 objectives by yourself? Great, carry on, you're fine.

The free krenim science ship (do you have it?) has a unlockable ship trait lets your dps spike, I do the aux2bat build (can't find the tutorial I used sorry).

>>85436172
Nobody uses healers or tanks any more, kid. The DPS is so high nobody cares. You are the noob.

>>85436319
>breaking down this bad
Yeah reddit really is a bit more your speed

>>85436217
>muh xii white phasers
you and all your kind suck and i'm tired of saving your pathetic asses

>>85436330
>youre
When reddit tries to fit in.

>>85436330
So you still don't have an argument. :^)

>>85436326
Unfortunately I don't have the Krenim ship, I only just recently got back into STO and was absolutely swamped in new things

>>85430254
Both the discovery and Chinesename are the same style and the Discovery at least is NCC rather than NX

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>>85436340
say that to my face, not on 4chan see what happens

@TORtanic

p.s. do you like my meme weapons?

>>85436437
Add me if you feel you want some advice or anything, any questions or whatever. Or you can join "NoP Public Service" chat channel, they are helpful.

>>85435951
>2017 years
just end it already

>>85436642
>@TORtanic
Nice.
And that's a kind offer. I might take you up on that once I get out of this high-temperature mosquito-infested hell of a city and back home where I can actually connect to the servers.

Seriously, China has nice places. Just don't visit places that have highs of 41C (108F). Christ this place makes me want to die

>>85435977
They were redesigned once before JJ Trek when they got a higher budget, thats it.

>>85436642
>do you like meme weapons
of course, one of the reasons i've had such a hard slog is i'm autisticly sticking to canon as much as possible, and refuse to join a fleet because fuck that noise, so i've got a kick ass hanger with about twenty or so top of the line ships, but I hate using them, would rather cruise around in the og enterprise desu

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>>85430231
>wanting to have knobs, wooden panels and blinking diodes for muh authenticity from a time of SFX/budget limitations
"Purists" like you need to be shot. You're hipster tourists pretending to know anything about Trek. If we listened to you, even the NX-01 bridge would be too advanced.

>>85436689
>4893 years

>dude let's give it a cool elite experimental callsign
>it has to have an X or a Z
>oh definitely!
>and 01! definitely no 4-digit numbers here, that's not hip and cool enough

>>85436786
Alright, I made fun of you for being autistic earlier, but damn dude, and I don't know if I even mean it as an insult this time, but damn. That is autistic.

>>85436809
NX-01 bridge was comfy desu

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>>85429023

Literally can't remember the last time I saw "made in Israel" on anything that wasn't a gun. So what are you getting at?

>>85436850
yup, i can destroy all with my battlecruiser/s, but thats kinda boring, I like missions that are all talking and have no action at all if that gives you some idea

>>85437012
You want that Episodic, Star Trek experience.

>>85437045
I guess, my inability to solo a borg fleet does piss me off sometimes, but I've got a plan soon everything will be my bitch and I can cruise the quadrants in peace

>>85425570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxiwlSshZPM

>>85428282
It's on Netflix...

>>85436920
That's just shorthand for cramped. Nothing on that bridge looked comfy.

>>85437198
Comfiness is about more than whether there's carpet and padding on everything, you poor sad little man.

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>>85436041
>yes, they are fine
>>85436132
>Still waiting for the argument about the uniforms being bad

Those uniforms don't work as uniforms. Those might have couple pockets, that is improvement over TNG/DS9/VOY-pajamas, but one thing uniform is supposed to do is indicating rank with quick look. Having rank insignia as tiny metallic pips on metallic background of same color is simply retarded. Same thing with branch colors and badly lit bridge, telling difference between bronze and gold isn't probably easy.

Uniforms usually have rank on cuffs, shoulders, collars or epaulettes for a reason. Headgear is also often distinctive. In modern uniforms rank insignia is often subdued due to snipers.

>>85430913
They made it that color in the STD trailer to look sixties-ish and it works pretty well

>>85437343
TOS had random uniforms for most of season 1 anyway

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>>85437198
>That's just shorthand for cramped. Nothing on that bridge looked comfy.

Spotted a person who has never been in a cramped space.

>>85437343
This is so autistic

>It's a holodeck episode
Shittiest plot device ever. Nothing is as terrible as ye olde "The holodeck is malfunctioning!" story.

>>85437504
No it isn't ... it's important both in-universe and for the audience to be able to distinguish rank at a glance.

>>85436786
Just join a fleet. Dump fleet marks and stuff in their projects to get fleet credits, then save dilithium for tactical consoles, crth+dmg ones. Then if you are able to upgrade them to epics, do it.

There's so much gear in the game you are spoiled for choice. If you don't care about being in the top 10% just do whatever you want.

Try phaser cannons, the quad phasers from the defiant refit (should be free) and the quantum phaser cannons from the mission and maybe the torp too, aft weapons should be turrets or an omnibeam but they wouldn't make use of cannon rapid fire or scatter volley.

Being in a fleet isn't an elitist thing, it's convenience, everyone needs gear.

200 lobi for the tachyokinetic console, the borg console, some free mission consoles, it's hardly pay2win.

>>85438047
defiant refit is way to low class to bother although I haven't checked and didn't realise it was free i'll def grab it if the new one isn't charged, the problem with joining a fleet i've gotten plenty of invites but everything i've read says they drain you of resources and contribute almost nothing
although I really want those fleet marks for reasearch

>>85438287
I mean it comes with a free quad cannon, if you are able to claim it, you can just dismiss it.

>>85437719
I agree that it's kind of lazy writing, but I do usually enjoy holodeck episodes. It's fun and interesting to see the characters put in a new setting.

>>85438517
yea if its free of course im getting it, been about 6mths maybe year, thats great if they've made the mkii versions free, so much stuff to scavenge and a new defiant

>>85437260
>>85437493
>still not explaining what's comfy about NX-01 bridge
Your platitudes aren't going to get you anywhere with me, kiddo.

>>85435493
>implying there are people JLP hasn't fucked

If you don't want that hunky, experienced, alpha af space captain to violate your prime directive, you're an enormous faggot.

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I want to ______ Riker

>>85439373
space

>>85439373
shave

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>>85439373

Isolate.

>>85438970

For one it isn't cramped at all.

>>85439373
do yet another mind-rape on

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>>85439432

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>>85439447

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Friendly reminder to please not bully Jullian. He can't help the fact he was born retarded.

>>85440123
Wouldn't it be hot if there was an alternate timeline where Bashir fell for Quark?

>>85439486
It also isn't comfy. Checkmate, liberals.

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>>85440168
Julian has seen Quark's dick, gave him a vagina, and then give him back his old dick.

10/10 Best Doctor. Bones wouldn't have done that shit.

They should reboot Ds9 for a couple of seasons and use that to make a new post voy/tng moves/ds9 series

>>85439588
>mind rape
>not actual rape

Was it said yet if they are going to remove the Star Trek shows off of Netflix due to the CBS streaming service, or are they going to stay up? I am nearly done with rewatching TNG, and I am debating if I should hurry up and just marathon it.

>>85440684
if you live outside of us/canada, they'll be on netflix for years since netflix has distribution rights outside of us/canada

>>85425495
Star Trek Online has a pretty kickass storyline for the most part, but endgame is a P2W grindfest. Still worth playing, since they got a bunch of original voice actors to voice their characters (all the Voyager crew but Janeway, Worf, etc.)

>>85426917
that was a dream sequence during the suicide episode.

Ho boy. as a kid I casually watched trek from time to time but never a lot of it. Now I'm halfway trough S1 and I fucking understand why everyone hates wesley.
>Oh I've build a fucking tractor beam for funsies
>Oh I've re-wired it to be a god damn force field for funsies
>Oh, I actually know how all the engines work, and this seems fishy
>Oh, the wavelength pattern that is broadcasting from there is the same that bla bla bla
>Oh, I actually know the holodeck mechanics by heart and can fix them by just looking trough and seeing the error
>Oh I'm the only one that noticed that Lore and Data might have switched Bodies.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
And that isn't enough. NO, it has to be a "Wesley was right all along and the adults were wrong to question him" play. He fixes and codes something while "The best and brightest the Federation has to offer" is looking over his shoulder slowly catching up to what he's doing.
He tries to voice his concern regarding the android switcheroo and instant of listening to a concerned crew member, Picard just fucking yells "SHUT UP WESLEY" for no fucking reason.

>>85434609
I tried it briefly a few years ago. The blatant begging for in game purchasing totally took me out of the game. If they just charged a minor sub fee and stopped being dirty Ferengis about it then maybe it would have been fun.

>>85434533
see
>>85440797

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>>85441080
There are also all those alternate timelines where he marries her.

>>85440123
How come mirror universe Julian wasn't retarded? Why would he be allowed treatment?

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>>85441666
Who does he love more, Troi or the cake?

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>>85441883
For that matter whose idea was it to wear a fucking marching band uniform to a wedding?

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>>85441883
What flavor is it?

It matters.

>>85442449
Angel food from Angel One

>>85442624
With extra chest hair on top

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>>85437343
>Having rank insignia as tiny metallic pips on metallic background of same color is simply retarded.

The fuck are you talking about?

>>85437343
>telling difference between bronze and gold isn't probably easy.

They don't HAVE bronze and gold, moron. Stop making up excuses to shit on Enterprise when it is objectively obvious that everything about it is superior to any other trek.

>>85436993
911 didn't come with a label.

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>>85442925
He's talking about this retarded shit. "Excuse me while I get within 3 inches of your chest to see if you outrank me..."

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>>85443065

>>85433159
Reminds me of Japanese porn.

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>>85443343
>Enlisted (Command)
REEEEEEEEE

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>>85443653
>enlisted can't wear command colors
Shut up, casual.

>>85443244
>>85443343
Oh. Ok. Gotcha.
In that case, I agree. They fucking suck.

>>85443728
Treating the "Conn Officer" who is obviously a Lieutenant as if they were O'Brien in the finale was the stupidest thing ever, it makes no sense in the context of the rest of the show: either he was lying about not going to the academy or you don't need to go to the academy to be enlisted. And he's wearing Ensign pips there which is a third contradiction.

You'd have realised this if you actually ever thought about what you were watching.

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She LITERALLY did nothing wrong

are we seriously supposed to side with Picard and the Entity

>>85443851
Too bad, it's still canon.