>male and female have impromptu sex scene >He goes in dry

Women are naturally wet when they're attracted to you, I'm sorry you've never experienced this.

Sage for the stupid white bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FesHpGdRAHE

How do you think sex works?

>>85423571
That and the 30 seconds pumping until the guy cums, nobody can be that fast irl.

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>male and female have impromptu anal sex scene
>Not the least bit bothered by the smell

When will tv and movies stop doing this?

>>85423755
haha yeah hahaha...

>>85423611
Oh please, not that fucking wet. They're not god damn gushing. They're moist, not wet, no matter who it it is. Stop watching porn.

>male and female have sex sceme
>female has a hairy butthole with a skin tag on it

haha

>>85423805
This. You need to at least eat a girl for a bit to get her properly wet, unless you're a pencil dick.

>>85423571
Have you never skipped foreplay before and done this and worked fine?

>>85423805
Try some foreplay m8, she's not a faucet, but she's not just moist either

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>/tv/ in charge of how vaginas work

>>85423885
thats his point, tv doesnt show foreplay at any point

>>85423885
That's his point, nerd. There is no foreplay.

>girls piss out their vaginas every day
>/tv/ is surprised that it smells bad

>>85423805
Lad I don't think you've ever been with a woman who was genuinely attracted to you

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>male and female have sex

>>85423909
>>85423922
POINTMIND

Do people still do this?

>>85423885
I always go down on my gf until she cums that way and then fuck her until she does that way. She's very much into her nipples being sucked.

>>85423931
>girls have teeth
>men are surprised when their cock comes out of a blowjob bloody and flayed

>>85423931
If they take decent care of it, it doesn't, even minutes after pissing.

Cunnilingus is a meme, it didnt exist before the 60s despite what Game of Thrones will tell you

>>85423805
you have a problem pal... like.. be.. better looking?

Vaginas are literal hellgates.

>>85423953
So am I

>>85424005
I don't believe that. Like it definitely wasn't as widespread, but do you seriously think some kinky nobleman didn't look at one of his concubines one day and was like, "I wonder...could I put my mouth on the vagina?"

>>85423939
And I don't think you've been with a woman at all. Foreplay is a thing for a reason. A woman can only get so wet before you go down on her.

>>85424004
shut the fuck up virgin. it's not a matter of caring for it, they're just breeding grounds for bacteria. you're lucky if there isn't at least an odd smell just an hour after showering. when was the last time your dick got a yeast infection?

>>85424005
This desu. Enjoy your throat cancer.

>>85424007
Says the 5.

>>85424005
I'm almost certain that there's such a wave of cunnilingus on television and film as a means to tell people "this is normal. you're supposed to do this." How often do I have to hear about how much David Larry likes eating cunt? Or about how Woody Allen's jaw hurts so much because he's been spending such a long time pleasuring his woman because he is a good lover? Is there a connection between these two?

>>85424054
No because degeneracy didn't exist before postmodernism.

>>85424061
t. Fatty

>>85424107
Yeast infections aren't caused by piss.

>>85423805
>virgins arguing over this post

I fucked a hot asian prostitute once and I was stoked as fuck when it turned out she was already wet. Made me feel attractive. Anyway, thanks for reading my post. Please comment if you like it.

My girlfriend apparently has a medical condition because she always has to use lube, something about too much testosterone or something, also causes her to grow stubble sometimes on her face but she shaves it off and it's fine

>>85423805
>>85424061
>Virgin alert
The wettest my gf gets is when she's been horny all day, especially when we hang out in public and I just casually touch her lower back or hold her hand
Even before the foreplay, she's soaking wet.
A woman has never genuinely been attracted to you

>>85424159
t. person who's never had sex and puts it on a pedestal.

>>85424214
My girlfriend has that to. It's medical name is she's actually a man and I'm gay.

>>85424214
"girl"friend

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>>85424005
>>85424112
>>85424147
>>85424139
>People didn't go down on women prior to game of thrones
God damn you fucking faggots are retarded.

>>85424199
nice dubs anon

>>85424214

what is it, PCOS? is she a fatty?

>>85423571

cutfag detected

>>85423571
Daily reminder that only faggots eat pussy.

>>85424214
#blessed

>>85424287
PCOS is literally the best medical condition. Wish I had a PCOS gf.

If you feel the urge to massage genitalia with your mouth and tongue, you have lost all control of your life.

>>85424147
thx jordan peterson 4 ur inisights!!

>>85424339

what the literal fuck

>every girl has the exact same vaginal moisture levels as the one or two that I have slept with

fuck you guys are retarded

>>85424292
>Being such an insecure beta and so obsessed with the idea of being "alpha" you don't fully pleasure your sexual partners

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>>85423953
>>85423872

>>85424258
Game of Thrones is older than this shit.

>>85424247
So you're actually a fatass? That explains it, obviously women won't get wet for you.

>>85424005
>tfw reading napoleons letters home telling his bitch not to wash so he can smell her from the gates of paris

Yeah, okay

>>85424339
i once tried to fuck loads of girls on okcupid on a binge for a month. i want to say at least 4 of these fat bitches claimed to have PCOS.

>>85424287
It's a tranny joke you dope

Just imagine they use spit as lube. That works well enough.

>>85424396
Actually a lanklet. 6'2, 165. My current gf doesn't complain.

>>85424361
They get really hairy from it, and also gain weight easier.

>>85424258
>people who fucked children and goats also ate pussy

wtf i love free love now

>>85423571
>Dry
Making out is more than enough to get a girl wet if she's really into the guy. And they always make out in the movies.

>>85424427
Saliva evaporates very easily. It's why if you lick your lips a lot, your lips will get chapped.

>>85424147
Virgin AND Nazi. How quaint.

>>85424402

Da fuck

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>>85424459
No woman would let you near her pussy so you don't have anything to worry about my man.

>>85424455
Just get a girlfriend without a condition and fatten her. Hair is gross.

>>85424465
Not if you're in a long term relationship. Granted, most movies don't involve that.

>>85424493
Tbf he was on campaign for quite awhile. One dirty cunt has to be flowers compared to an army of dirty balls

>>85424535
No it's not, it's the best. The hairier the better.

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>>85424591
>The hairier the better.

>>85423571
This is like those threads where people say they cant jack off without lube. Only an idiot virgin doesnt know this stuff.

>>85424147
>m-muh degeneracy!
fuck off

>>85424591
I dunno. I'll never get you hardcore slob types. I just want her to be fat, not disgusting.

>>85424626
Either that or it's just bait. Look at all the (You)'s OP got.

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>>85424617
Yes.

>>85424664
What does being hairy have to do with being a disgusting slob?

>>85423902
Do you feel in charge?

>>85424471
It will work long enough to make sex easier at the start. You don't need it for the whole thing. It will mix with precum well enough to work.

>>85424107
Tfw when after years of fucking girls who's cunts smelled like fish I finally found a girl who obsessively cleans out her vagina so much that it never smells.

still tastes salty

Can't have everything

>>85424497
Are you crazy or just old? Do you not know this is the thirstiest age of humanity to date?

You could have the face of a rhino and the charisma of a rake, just pull out a credit card and hordes of middle aged women will be begging for your Financially Stable™ beta male seed.

>>85425071
Get off /pol/ and /r9k/ and get back to reality faggot.

>>85423805
desu as long as she likes you a lot and she's not an old hag she's probably good enough to go

I have not had sex in years

>>85424107
urine is sterile you dumb piece of shit. maybe you just fuck nasty trailer park whores?!?

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ITT
>VIRGINS

>>85426155
>t. anal virgin

One of my exes had no problem with me plunging it in completely dry at any given time of day, she would want to fuck but wouldn't be anywhere near wet

Foreplay can me anything, but basically if the chick is not expecting or anticipating intercourse and then you instantly try to fuck her it will be shit for everyone involved

>>85426502
mean*

>>85424238
It depends from girl to girl, also when you're on birth control you tend to get less wet no matter how horny you are, one of the unfortunate side effects
The best way for me is to just suck my bfs dick until it's very sloppy and then he goes in, otherwise I'll be in so much pain.
God you idiots are so cringy sometimes

>just met her
>fucks her raw and cums inside her

>>85426538
>cringy
Shut the fuck up roastie.

>>85426538
tits or gtfo

>>85426502
Just pound her shit like your dick is wrapped in sandpapper. Its a double sadomaso fun

>>85426621
lmao roastie XDDD
stop it anon

>>85426538
>Wild roastie slutting it up

I never understood why you have any rights at all

>>85426753
How many cocks have you sucked? Serious question.

>>85426761
Yeah one and only sex partner for 10 years so slutty, go stone me or something
Wew

>>85426871
>go stone me or something

I dont want to hurt you ,its for your own safety to not decide anything. You see its all for your best

>>85426929
At least you're witty

>>85423571
>he can't make women wet simply by looking at them
sad!

I'm an ass kinda guy. It doesn't matter if it's the first time in a casual fuck, i got to get that ass or else i won't be able to sleep at night angry at myself. So wetness is something i know lot about. So yeah, you can get a girl wet with nothing but build-up and some feely-touchy crap, but some girls no matter how horny they're don't get wet easily due to whatever crap they've or use. But then again, it's not like you've to go down on the girl. Specially if it's some random girl you just met a club and you guys are in a bathroom stall or whatever. You'd be crazy to eat some chick like that. You can easily let your fingers do the talking while kissing, licking, biting and stuff.

Also, always finger the ass, my man. Don't get no for an answer. They're always curious about anal. You just have to know how to sell you pitch.

>>85423805
Ummm sweetie, keep your penis in your pants

>>85426842
37 dicks

>>85427094
>put finger in anus
>touch poop

>>85427232

Small price to pay and the smell doesn't bother me.

>>85427183
In a row?

>>85427232
gross, point blank

>>85427294
at once

>>85427369
Would you suck mine?

You can get a girl wet with talk lmao. You don't even need to fucking touch her. Obv betas itt.

>>85423755
I can get it done in under 5 if it's important.

It's not gay if you want to fuck a M>F but it is gay if you want to fuck a F>M. Thus traps are generally okay. NTR is best.

then how did rape work like back in ancient times when barbarians would rape and pillage how did they get it in if it had to be wet first

>>85427644
Girls like rape

>>85427674
They like accusing you of rape even more.

>>85424238
>when she's been horny all day, especially when we hang out in public and I just casually touch her lower back or hold her hand
That's foreplay you fucking retard. You actually need to have her horny all day for her to be wet.

>>85427674
>>85427806
>>>/r9k/

>>85424459
>White western culture rules supreme!
>lol those Greeks and Romans were a bunch of retarded faggots that only fucked children and animals

>>85423571
They just skip the foreplay, it's not that hard.

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>>85424292

This.

>>85423805
Wut? You're either fucking dried up old bags or women who are not attracted to you. I have literally never in my life had to use lube or spit to make a girl wet enough to fuck. When they're turned on enough they will literally leave a puddle on your sheets

>>85424935
This is fucking gross dude. Have some self respect. If the bitch is nasty you either tell her to clean up or fuck off.

>>85427610
enjoy your aids

>>85424214
Your girlfriend(male) sounds cute

>>85429396
True. AIDS epidemic is a farce...more like Faggot epidemic. Fags killing themselves and pozzing each other because they're faggots. Rest are dumb addicts.

>>85423805
t. manlet

>>85424061
I started eating women out in mid 20's before that I didn't care much for foreplay. I would just slide my dick up and down their crotch if their pussy was not wet enough. Going raw makes it easier tho

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>>85430028
>I started eating women
God damn Germans

is a lot of pre-cum evidence of rape genetics?

I would think that guys who make lots of pre-cum probably have an evolutionary history of rape

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>>85430238

>>85423805
poor fag

>>85423872
You need moneys. That's the key

>>85423805
When they want you, they are like a slip and slide down there.

>>85424402
You think that was good, read James Joyce's letters.

https://genius.com/James-joyce-erotic-love-letter-dec-8-1909-annotated

>>85423805
lol my gf drenches her panties in anticipation. you are ugly man

>>85423805
>cutfags

hahahaha

have fun being circumcucked drydicks

>>85423571
why did you post a picture of ijustine

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STOP!

you can only post in this thread if youve had sex with more than 4 (five) different woman.

>>85423805
Just because you or your gf is frigid and dry as a cracker doesn't mean every woman is like that.

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>This thread

Ahaha yall don't get laid who you trying to fool

Daily reminder that women in general are so STD ridden these days that licking their puss will give you cancer.

r u wet-deniers physically damaged? sex only very recently became the sacrament where eating vag proves ur a wholesome marriable guy who cud keep a small dog alive. cunning is not and has never been at all mandatory, it's just what women would generally prefer. literally raped women go full wet and orgasm. vaginas know how to handle dicks jesus christ its had to endure like 10 billion years of rawdogging at this point

>>85430429
this actually makes a massive difference - that foreskin acts as a fleshy tank tread, allowing you to basically thrust partially using your own skin as a membrane

also what hasn't been pointed out is that all women are different

some women don't self-lubricate as much as others

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>>85430439
>4 (five)

>>85423805
When you get out of your basement, you will be surprised how slutty and horny are lots of girls.

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>>85423571
>people have sex
>it looks sexy and sensual

I mean all the sex I've had or accidentally walked in on has never looked sexy. I mean it usually feels sexy to the people having it, but it never looks very flattering.

>>85423755
Ive blown a load in like 10 seconds before, and I am circumcised. You must have a porn addiction.

I've also inserted into a girl with no foreplay before easily. She was horny and wet, but it wasn't due to any physical stimulation

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>>85423571
I used to fap to iJustine a lot
Now she's older and more annoying but I would stll put my vlog in her channel if you know what I mean

Kek @ this thread. Women can get wet at random over the stupidest shit. My ex had been playing a mobile Tetris game and got a score she was really proud of. Then I said let me give it a try. First go I completely obliterated her score and made her feel really small and inferior in the process. This made her super horny. All you need to do is show any form of dominance and women start dripping.

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>>85423755
>nobody can be that fast irl

Yes haha, how inconceivable.

>>85430389
that turned me on

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>>85423755
>>85423805
underrated posts

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>dropout of wizard school
>dicks hurts for days
>could barely control my pissing

am i the only one

>>85430393
he liked farts

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>>85431214

He sure did, Anon. He sure did.

>>85430632
more than 4 = 5

>>85431044
After sex piss is a thing. Ive never had the sore dick thing any longer than 10-20 minutes after sex. A few days is a while, what the fuck were you doing to get it that sore

>>85431818
the shit was tite

>>85431870
Still though thats fucked. Was it hurting during sex?
Also i had a mate who snapped his Frenulum like the 3rd time he had sex. If it hurts when youre fucking them pull out or youll be in for a world of pain. Unless youre circumcised then youre good, bit apparantly being circumcised can make youre dick sore aswell

>>85431553
>he's never fucked a fraction of a chick

>>85432061
>Was it hurting during sex?

nope, but you probably could've shot me and i would've kept going. Adrenalin or something i dunno lol

>>85424238
this.
I had a gf once who was wet just being around me, and I was always rock hard around her.
we had such a great attraction

>>85423677
>virgin detected