/dceu/ - DC Extended Universe General

There's a fucking dedicated thread to this capeshit? Goddamn...

>>85420370
He's probably gonna look like The Rock

>>85420415
There's generals for everything like /got/ and /lbg/
If you don't like it you're free to go to /trash/, maybe their films might appeal to your taste

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>extended universe
>extends nothing

okay

>>85420596
>trailer views on jewtube mean something
How'd homecoming work for you?

>>85420643
well it certainly doesn't extend your lifetime, considering you're gonna drop dead of diabetes by 21

>>85420643
they called it that so as not to step on nolan toes

>>85420528
>starts a /dceu/ thread
>says I have /trash/ taste
Huh

>>85421022
t. brainlet

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AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>>85420370
Seems like the mouseshills have this board marked. It's going to be a BvS era smear campaign all over again.

>>85420652
Or Captain Underpants
Or The Mummy...

>>85421133
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little DC-bait thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Cyborg picture, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your currybowl allover the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about fucking consolewars. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Marvelfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little paki laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>85421133
>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
you know these are bannable offenses right?

>>85421306
>Shit movie comes out
>people call it for what it is
i-i-it must be paid shills guize

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>>85421369
t. newfag who just started visiting /tv/

Can you imagine /tv/ in the 90s?

>Batman & Robin was pure kino guys
>Based Schumacher
>Clooney is killing it as Batman
>Only paid shills are saying it's bad

People act like DC movies aren't allowed to be bad because Nolan made 2 decent Batman movies.

>>85421596
t. strawman: the contrarian

Cyborg is all wrong. Where is my BOOYAH?

>>85422763

Is it just me or Starfire and Raven are crazily marketable, more than Cyborg? Am I missing anything? The DCEU is almost Titans dead other than Cyborg and Deathstroke (dead now).

>the rock is in it

GONNA BE PISS IN MY PANTS LITTY

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>>85421369
Are you for real?

Cyborg looking cool

>>85420596
2 min v 4 min

Do you really think adhd fags stick around that long they don't even make t he view count go up