What the fuck happened to this dude? He looks like he's dying.

>>85419538
He's british

>>85419538
he's 31 years old

>>85419538
Opiates presumably

>>85419557
no he's not???

>>85419538
Drugs

>>85419538
Fatherhood happened. Given what I've seen of his personality and manner in interviews, he honestly doesn't seem like the brightest bulb. He's definitely feeling out of his depth as a new father is what I'm guessing.

>>85419538
uhhhhhhhh maybe he's dying??????

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>>85419538
he's getting DiCaprio'd

>inb4 dane reveals he's actually dying

>>85419538
shit he's from Allentown? he looks so British, I never would've guess he grew up an hour from where I live

>>85419538
He found the cure for wellness.

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Leave Dunkirk to us

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>>85419538
>looks like a pre-pubescent andy serkis with mild down syndrome for 31 years of his life
>approaches 32 and then all of a sudden spontaneously comJUSTs

White people age so badly.

test

>>85419538
Cara devoured his soul.

>>85419538
Obviously drugs and alcohol. What else could be the answer?

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>>85419538
Do you remember when /tv/'s mom used to say if you keep making that face, it will stay like that? It's totally true. If you frown and scowl your face will get lines on it in very unattractive ways. It's true. Everyone gets older, but if you don't want to look old, follow these steps:
>eat veggies
>eat iron
>sleep at night
>exercise
>laugh
>smile
>have friends
>fuck bitches
>get money
>avoid UV damage
>have good bone structure
if you cant do all of those, then you will end up look like a worse version of OP

coke bloat

>>85419538
>What the fuck happened to this dude?

Isn't that the question of the day?

I hope you assholes remember he posts here

>>85419564
18+

>>85419538
Leo DiCokerio

>>85419863
Jesus he looks like a terminally ill child. Or Benjamin Button or something

>>85419538
>The pain in his eyes.

Dane used to be so cute. He looks like Andy Serkis' gay little brother.

>>85420501
go away Dane

we all are dying

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Looks like Edward Furlong cleaned up his act

>>85420501
Is this you, Dane? It's ok, I still love you.

>>85420719
not a "he", her name is cara

Isn't that the question of the day

>>85419538
>>85419863
He looks like he's had 12 consecutive tours in sandnigger war country and started chainsmoking and drinking every day

>>85419538
Age finally caught up with him.
His biological clock stopped working for a decade and now is just trying to compensate in a year.
Its so tragic 2bh. Happens to the most beautiful twinks always.

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>>85419863
>these are my leading stars
What was he thinking /tv/?
How can he go from Bruce and Milla to this?

lsn't that the question of the day

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>>85421355
>Happens to the most beautiful twinks always.
It can't happen to all the twinks, right?

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>>85421462
It does unfortunately.

Dude looks like someone just got him out of bed.

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>>85422154
He always looks like that. Just older and sadder now.

Remember that plot point in amazing spiderman 2 where his family has a recessive disease that rapidly ages and kills you? The original script didn't have that and was written in when they found out this dude was actually dying.

>>85420079
>relax
>god is in control
>watch the dot
>take your meds
>obey my demands

>>85421355
DiCaprio lucked out but it's not the same :(

>>85419538
>all this and only 5'8"
Loving Every Laugh

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Isn't that the question of the day
I don't give fuck if someone poster it first

>>85419538

He looks like that because of all the alcohol he drank knowing his career is over

>>85422982
DiCaprio looks like a bloated mess now bro

>>85419538
It's in the water

>>85423218
Yeah for some reason I thought he was a lot older than he is, I didn't realize he's only 42.

>>85423103
HE LOOKS SO QT THERE FUCK.

>>85420519
I know, he's 31

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>>85423103
>>85423409
>tfw youll never see that dane again

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>>85423637
it's okay anon, we'll always have gifs

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>>85423945
That is literally one of the most beautiful gifs ever

>not liking Dane
Actual plebs.

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>>85424166
contribute to the Daneposting then!

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>>85424166
>not LOVING* Dane

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>3 years later.

>>85424374
we should have known. No boy is allowed to look that qt for long.

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>>85424452

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>>85424563
IT'S NOT FAIR.
He was so unique

>>85425026
Cole Sprouse is cuter

Spent too much time on 4chan like the rest of us. Also he looks like a 20- early 30s DiCaprio he'll be fine

>>85419538
Isn't that the question of the day

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>>85425417
>it's a /tv/ twinks thread now
inb4 Cole turns 30 and immediately ages eight years

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>>85425417
I can't argue that. But I'm in a Dane phase rn

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>>85425724

>>85420206
I hate myself for getting this.

>>85425417
Another hansy boy who spends too much time on 4chan

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We done Daneposting??

looks like he has liver disease

>>85419863
He looks like Collin hanks' retarded cousin.

>>85419538
men age like milk

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>>85426394
nope

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>>85426680
My nigga.

>>85426622
and women age like Francium.

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>>85419538
this is what he'll look like in a few years.

>>85426816

You can tell he still looks good underneath the fat.

>>85420079
how many dicks have you sucked today? gotta get that protein cream on your face and rub away the wrinkles am I right

Kinda reminds me of brian peppers

reminder he posted on here when AMS2 was coming out

is that fluffy dunlop?

>>85419538
Clearly he's getting ready for Amazing Spiderman 3

>>85427079
Someone not too long ago posted a pic that shows he also posted between 2010 and 2011

>>85426622
Men* age like wine**
Twinks/cute boys age like milk ;_;

>>85426816
like the average /tv/ subchan user?

>>85421352
marlboro marine biopic when

What's a twink?

>>85427557
It would be more interesting if you google it

>>85419538
Isn't he supposed to play Billy the Kid?
He looks like Billy the 42 year old with back pain and a mortgage.

>>85427416
you give this subchan too much credit

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>>85419538
He didn't find the Cure for Wellness

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>>85426816
>implying he was ever on Dane's level to begin with.

>>85427879
Fuck

I would've eaten his ass there but nowadays he looks like middle age hit him with a wave of disappointment and drug use

>>85427877
More like he did found it, c'mon Carlos step it up.

>>85427238
someone please post said pic

>>85426816
It's not too late for Furlong to unJUST himeself.. he can still lose weight and improve his facial aesthetics, right?

>>85428535
he's destroyed from drugs and alcohol and years of smoking. he has the alcoholic bloat look at his torso. NO WAY OUT

>>85427879
Excuse me?
Edward was one of the most beautiful beings on the planet, at his prime. His former beauty is legendary, that's why his name always get called out in these type of threads.
I love Dane-o but come on. Edward is a fallen myth.

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>>85427992
Bump for this

>>85421442
sign of the times?

>>85419538
>what kinda cut you want?
>Just give me the receding hairline-denial

>>85419538
Well isn't that the million dollar question?

>>85428669
admittedly I'm too young to really remember him in his prime so I'm biased toward Dane

>>85428750
So you've never seen Terminator 2 or AHX?
I'm young too, the movies still exist, you know.

I honestly have no clue who that's supposed to be

>>85428868
I haven't actually lol they're on my watchlist, though. For some reason I got the impression that you grew up during his prime and so you were biased towards him but it's just a preference thing. Who knows, I might change my mind about him after watching T2 and AHX.

>>85428973
I didn't, i just like movies.

>>85426816
Is he wearing that shirt with the insides out?

>>85420079
Doesn't really seem true considering every neet I've ever met or saw on TV has a baby face

Yes myself included

>>85420206
HE SAID IT HE SAID IT

>>85420501
I don't blame you for the spiderman shit, but I do blame you for the wellness movie.

>>85428685
>>85427992
Here you go my dudes, the infamous thread
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/37753318/

>>85419538
Drugs and alcohol

If you want to know why so many people age badly, you're just not taking into consideration how degenerate people's lifestyles our. Partying every weekend is not sustainable

All this talk about drugs and alcohol is scaring me. I used to party hard between ages 20-22 and I'm 23 now but have stopped that lifestyle. My looks haven't been fucked yet but I'm afraid that those three years of bad habits will come back and bite me in the ass. I guess that's what happens for being a dirty normie. How fucked am I?

>>85429377
Classic Dane.

>>85429548
I think you'll probably be fine, I think it's prolonged use that fucks you up. My dad was an alcoholic (like, it ruined his life) and now he's 46 and 15 years sober and he doesn't look that bad. You should be fine.

So how long you guys in this thread been faggot?

>>85429624
About 5 years.

>>85429548
You're still pretty young, i wouldn't worry.
If you continue the lifestyle into your 30s, that's when shit hits the fan.
Also, it depends of other factors like food and exercise.

>>85426816

Are you calling *moi* a fucking mess?

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I really liked him in The Place Beyond the Pines, but ASM2 was fine and Valerian wasn't a good movie. Maybe he wasn't given a lot to work with but he had such a dumb voice and character that it dragged everything down.

Maybe he just likes to drink heavily there's nothing wrong with that unless you're black

DANE?

>>85429795
holy shit I can't stop laughing at this comment I don't know why

>>85429377
Poor Dane
He wasn't being secretive to be an asshole, he just has the foresight to know this site and board specifically are full of literal children who would try and use the information that he uses a site with a dodgy reputation to """""troll""""" him

>>85429769
My favorite Dane. I wish I was friends with him.

But I thought that men age like wine and women age like milk! I was lied to. Now I'm afraid to hit 30

>>85419538
He's not looking so bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj9XjThh368
this is from 5 days ago

OP is just a bad pic (although I still find him cute so I myself wouldn't call it that)

>>85426739
qt would let him kisu me

Why doesn't he just get facial fillers to smooth out his face? It's what I've been wanting to do for my nasolabial folds but don't have the money he does.

>>85430469
All humans are different. But you should be fine if you take care of yourself.

>>85428535
Maybe high dose of test e

>>85419538
He was raped by hollywood jews

>>85430623

What the fuck is a facial filler? You realize that shit wears out with time and makes it look even worse afterward right?

>>85429323
This is due to lack of sun. I'm 22, never go in sunlight and I look like I'm 15. At least I'm doing good in other areas though, no alcohol / drugs, I do compound lifting 3 times a week, exclusively drink water, avoid shit food. When I end NEETdom and I can afford to buy my own ingredients I'll stick to a good diet.

>>85431363
This may be true since I'm the same age as you and people usually mistake me for a teenager and I never go out.

>>85419538
He looks like he doesn't sleep much. I wonder how long has he been having these dark rings

>>85420501
I'm sure he enjoys the banter and would even laugh if he saw his picture with the Gino haircut.

>>85431388
No it's because you are still a teenager basically.

>>85431363
Yeah sun damage is no joke and it ages you like crazy, it's why black people generally age pretty well and why NEET look like babies. Anyone ITT worried about aging -- sunscreen is your friend.

>>85431404
If that's the case then he can easily rejuvinate his looks by getting proper sleep.
I was starting to look like him then worked less hours and slept more. Now I look my age again.

>>85431454

Shut up. We evolved to stay out in the sun, just don't overdo it.

>>85419538
JUST

>>85431477
Guess that people with melanoma just need to learn to evolve. Are you retarded? Sun is fucking us more and more because we are doing a great job at fucking the ozone layer.

>>85431477
that's why I specified, people that are worried about aging. Using sunscreen will at least put them at ease.

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>>85431477
I know that most of us won't suffer sun damage as bad as pic related, but he's right about sun being one of the major factors in aging. Wear sunscreen even if you have to drive 10 minutes to get to work.

>>85431551
>Wear sunscreen even if you have to drive 10 minutes to get to work.

/tv/ - Chinese Housewives

>>85431534
>>85431540

Just take enough vitamin c and e, and you should be good.

Aging is normal and sunscreens are a scam.

>>85419584
yea
he's got those eyes.
reminds me when i was snorting 30's

>>85419538
He's only been in flops since Chronicle

>>85419663
But DiCabrio is getting Welles'd

>>85419538
He's 31 therefore he is literally dying.

>>85419863
her head looks tiny in that suit jacket

>>85431613
>having the technology to protect yourself from the powerful rays of a nuclear powerhouse is a scam

>>85431551
Who drove the truck back?

>>85431675
but brother, life begins at 30

>>85431724
He does, but the sun is on the other side and therefore shining on the same side of his face at that point. You walnut.

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Another addition to the JUSTice league

>>85431534
are you a time traveler from the 90s?

>>85431749
NO, you are dying from roughly the age of 25 onwards.

>>85431755
The sun doesn't really work like that though. That guy is just a pawn for the anti-sun brigade to spout their nonsense.

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>>85419863
>globalist propaganda movie
>main actor is a man who looks like a child
>main actress looks transgender
Really collects my shekels

>>85431824
Why does that age signify the turning point in your life when you start dying?If you put it that way, you really start dying the moment you're born.

>>85431853
you stop growing and start decaying around that age

>>85431853

It has to do with the cellular division or something like that, it starts slowing down progressively at some point.

>>85420079
>>sleep at night
>>exercise
>>laugh
>>smile
>>have friends
>>fuck bitches

You know we can't do that.

>>85431824
>The sun doesn't really work like that
Yeah I know I was just answering his question

>>85419538
he always looks like this, he just doesn't look as bad in movies because they cake him with makeup

>>85431853
Because that is the average age of the physical peak. Up until then you are growing and developing.

>>85428637
Alcohol here. I agree once the bloat takes hold you're never quitting.

when we will get a school shooter movie played by classic Paul and based DeHaan?

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>>85426816
Is there anything sadder than a washed up celebrity attempting to regain their old fame?

>>85432099
Google Dana Hayes. She's an ex "milf" pornstar. It's a sad entertaining Twitter account.

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>>85432099
>HEY ITS NIKKI BLONKSY FROM THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY
>PLEASE GIVE ME WORK

>>85419893
You just hate white people, that's why you say this. I've seen some blacks and hispanics that look horrible for their age. Don't be a prick.

>>85432218
It's almost always impossible for me to guess the age on a black person.. but I agree anon and I'm not even white.

>>85421998
Drugs and alcohol, my man. Furlong would probably be looking good if he didn't fuck around. Damn shame.

>>85432268
I work at a 711. The black dudes that come in and buy booze, i have no other option than to card them because they look soooo young. Most look 17 and then i see their i.d. They get mad too. So yeah, I agree with you there man. It's the drugs and booze that age them.

>>85419538

Looks like an emaciated, gay Gary Sinise.

Was it drugs or genetics?

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>>85419611
This is what happened to me after having my daughter

>>85431534
That ozone layer came back itself and Co2 scammers had to resort to another gimmick, idiot.

>>85432473
you get that concentration camp back from drugs?

Why isn't Luc Besson as talented as in his Leon/Nikita/Fifth Element days?

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Not kidding, Dane should play Paul in the upcoming Dune reboot.

Sean Bean can play his father Leto, Poe from TFA can play his friend Duncan.

>>85419538
Looks like David Bowie.

>>85432473
Post the cara one